#he needs a lobotomy
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Sometimes I look at him and I think about how much I want to give him a lobotomy.
No offense @real-ponyboy just the honest truth
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You only get 276 chance with Louis, guys, he doesn’t tolerate shit
#why does he behave this way???#he needs a lobotomy#people pleaser fr#the vampire chronicles#tvc#interview with the vampire#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#armand#the vampire armand#louis du pointe du lac#loumand#loustat
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i love doppos rhyme anima mugshot so much. he looks extremely constipated. like he just swallowed a bug. like he just watched a family of four get murdered. hes seen the inevitable heat death of the universe. he will never forget. never unsee.
#he needs a lobotomy#bloody piss monday#hypmic#doppo kannonzaka#matenrou#someone give him milk of magnesia#he is in desperate need of a laxative here
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you have issues
you need therapy
I don't have issues! I can fix them if I do. Therapy is not needed
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"Is he called the 'Viper' because he bites people" -woman who likes to bite whatever she can and does not realize she's a vampire
"No, it's a figure of speech. He sounds irritating but is probably a good strategist" -military strategist many find irritating to deal with because mentally she never left The War
"Whoever made this corridor purple with nothing in it must be a terrible leader. You always need to think about morale" -the same woman, whose usual solution for low morale in her teammates is "stop whining. manager we should kill them"
"the sephirot should have just had a fistfight instead of badmouthing each other for eternity" -Outis again
"Hod is too overprotective" -you'll never guess
#limbus company#project moon#lobotomy corporation#don quixote#limbus company spoilers#outis#yesod#hod#sorry for yesodposting when he was literally the only asiyah sephirot to not get any new dialogue#malkuth in one uptie cutscene netzach in the other and hod in the main story...#i have a feeling theyre going to want to move on to briah soon which will be extremely sad for me#information team... save me.... information team... save me information team#shoutout to hod shooting sinclair and addressing him directly btw that was so funny#she wants to have a counseling session with him... i would write that fic if i had the ideas#she's sooo fucked up#where's that post i made during lobcorp i need to reblog it again#me post
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HE LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE, WHAT?!??!!?
He is just a little silly sometimes, but he can’t help it, look how cute he is! Awwww
#art the clown#art the clown smut#art the clown x reader#terrifier smut#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#terrifier#i need him so fucking bad#i’m going insane#fuck me please art 😭#i need a lobotomy#he is me#i love my man#i love him#this is a girlblog#one chance please#i’m crying#I’m coming#i will be your personal fleshlight#just once#please violate my body#please please pleae#just fuck me please#please fuck me
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"Hey Boomy what are you thinking about?"
Schlatt with glasses.... ooughh ...
#i need a lobotomy#jschlatt#schlatt#oough#i need him to be real#chuckle sammy#he's so handsome#and pretty#pretty fucking lovely to look at#goddamn#!!!#boomy wont shut up
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worst feeling
#girl rotting#just girly posts#girly thoughts#manic pixie dream girl#this is what makes us girls#im just a girl#i need a lobotomy#female manipulator#femcel#sadgirl#female hysteria#lana del rey#coquette#the feminine urge#delusional#hell is a teenage girl#girlblogging#girl interrupted#the virgin suicides#buffalo66#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#girlhood#he needs me#just girly things#just girly thoughts#thought daughter#female rage#girl interupted syndrome#waifspo#girly stuff
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When people say “Jason wouldn’t smoke because he died of smoke inhalation” I respectfully have to disagree, because if there’s one thing Jason is going to do he’s going to take aspects of his trauma and use them for himself and push on them like a bruise (he takes the name red hood, he uses explosives and guns, the crowbars were lame but they weren’t out of character), so I don’t think that would stop him from smoking. The way I see it I think Jason would be one of those people who occasionally smokes a cigarette when things are Particularly Bad, even though they swear they stopped smoking, like a maladaptive coping mechanism basically
#Guy who has extremely detailed headcanons on Jason Todd’s smoking habits for no reason (me)#I think he would’ve stopped during his Robin training and would’ve been really proud of himself at the time#and then he picks it up again after resurrection. Maladaptive coping mechanism go brrr#Jason Todd#dc#smoking is basically controlled smoke inhalation and if there’s anything Jason loves it’s taking aspects of his trauma and controlling#them for his own needs#When I look at post-fear toxin lobotomy Jason I’m like somebody please buy that man a pack he needs something to take edge off 🙈
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i'd like to think no matter where he's at in his life, dottore likes to ramble as he works.
no matter if he's prime, or the more ill-tempered scholar from the akademiya or even omega build, dottore quietly mumbles as a habit when he's working.
some things he says aloud are just to commit certain details to memory. in the grander scheme of his plans, the details seem small-- but they hold a crucial grip on the entire project. because of this, dottore reasons that the habit holds its merits.
sometimes, he makes sarcastic remarks when something doesn't go well. short, choppy words that mostly go unheard even by those in his general vicinity. when you first worked under him, he had mumbled to himself like usual (it was second nature at that point). what he hadn't expected though, were your responses.
"stupid thing tightly screwed--"
"do you need a wrench, sir?"
before he could respond, you had one held and ready to hand to him. from then on, you would help him out here and there in his more foul moods and dottore would be lying if he said the additional assistance wasn't helpful.
the mad scientist had found an adequate assistant.
work went by smoother, toning down a good portion of his irritation. it's almost as if having someone to support you (even if it was strictly for work purposes) provided more benefits than he had originally thought. of course, he would never admit that. the most he would do is thank you here and there when you proved to be extra useful.
work continues the same for a while. the interactions grow more frequent and so his musings change from your responses. instead of talking to himself, he talks to you. he asks you for your input, for you to pass him whatever he can't reach from his other desk, he asks for you.
that is, until you're gone one day.
dottore doesn't think anything of it. he's worked alone for his whole life, what's a few days without you? but his segments have been more irritable as of late, resulting in lackluster performance as a whole not only from his segments, but his troops. the fatui are fearful of the doctor, but even more so of an irritated one. you'll turn up eventually and everything will be back to normal, he reasons.
but as the days go on, you are still nowhere to be found in the cold, desolate laboratory. he finally pauses in his work to think about where you could be.
something must've happened. something outside of his jurisdiction. it's not like it's his problem. you might've proved a useful assistant to him, but his work holds utmost priority.
yes, work. back to work.
and dottore mumbles as usual, but it's not the same.
by habit, he calls out for you to hand him something--
but you're not there.
dottore is a scholar first and foremost. all it takes to find you is a little bit of research, so he does exactly that. he finds out you've been working somewhere else, somewhere closer to home to better support your family.
well, that's no problem. he'll have his assistant back as soon as possible, no matter the cost. all he needed to know was your whereabouts.
#dottore x reader#il dottore x reader#i am posting doctor doctor the doctor#dottore brainrot#the rot consumes me#i will begin to cough in 3 days#dottore save me (lobotomy for me!!!!!)#i need more dottore fics#the prideful arrogant mad scientest archetype#THAT is dottore#and he's a yandere#cue the hunt for reader!!!#except he does it all with his segments and no one else because why would he need anyone else's help#imagine him sending out his 10000 ruin guard drones or whatever like “SEIZE THEM”#pix rambles#drabble#not proofread#actually. sent that last sentence to my friend like “do i write was or were” and she said was BUT THAT'S IT!! nothing else
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sebastian solace
Sebastian Solace from ROBLOX GAME PRESSURE game got a LOBOTOMY
#yea he acts like he fucking needs one#id still hit tho#your fav got lobotomized#your fave blog#lobotomy#sebastian solace#pressure
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I’m obsessed with his arms 😗
#his arms#guns n roses#1980s#choke me please#gnr#rock n roll#1980s music#music#80s rock#idol#classic rock#rockstar aesthetic#80s heavy metal#axl gnr#ginger#i’m going crazy#i need a lobotomy#axl rose#w axl rose#fandom#gunners#guns and roses#gunsnfuckinroses#i love you#he’s so majestic
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the thing abt cherik is that mags is convinced that if he isn't vigilant charles is going to fucking re-wire his brain into a toaster and because of it he perceives every positive emotion he feels towards charles as proof charles has meddled with his mind. "he made me trust him, by messing with my mind with his psionic powers!" which, no, he didn't. except for the times he did. but no he didn't. except when he did
#'oooh mags wears the helmet bc if he didn't he would feel the love' no mags wears the helmet because he is reasonably scared#charles is going to perform psionic lobotomy on him. much like he did in xmen fatal attraction.#some newer fans need to get up on the charles and ethics of telepathy lore. tbh#xmen#cherik#magneto#charles xavier#cherick#erik lensherr
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Brrrainrot
#lobotomy was a success#all i can think about iss crossmare#undertale au#myart#my sketchy art#utmv#cross sans#nightmare sans#thinkin about how Nightmare is somewhat offended cross thinks he needs to be protected#but at the same time the loyalty is desired#like yes good cross good dog but its vaguely insulting at the same time#nightmares tendrils aching to protect cross too but also he's willing himself to not puncture cross at the same time#it'd be like the best feast ever#nightmare backstabbing cross while cross is fighting for him to knock him down a peg#cross is infuriated but treating nightmare like a child that cant control himself because he knows nightmare does it for the negativity#cross still stays attached because nightmare has what he needs a few punctures here or there don't mean anything in the long run#nightmare slowly realizing that cross is just a never-ending feast and keeps him around to pick and play with#cross willingly letting it happen#ahajhsgejKsvskaka#im normal about them
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it was just going to be a few warmup doodles but then she infected the rest of the page like the ever eternal and spreading spores. hod!!! hod. hod :)
#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#hod#hod lobcorp#lobotomy corp spoilers#I GUESS i almost forgot i drew her box form#lobcorp spoilers#and michelle actually. ..#both very tiny. itty bitty. microscopic#other sephirah there too as normal. i cant have her alone. and Angelina as well on the top patting her#i have a hard time fully capturing her for some reason. in my mind. maybe its because is the disconnected period!!! mentally#she genuinely wishes to care and be kind yet theres a dissonance with what she does..? or how it ends up being taken or what she does to en#up bringing those actions into reality. she can be forceful? wanting to have employees attend therapy sessions and meetings for suppression#tactics. which i think is also something the safety team is incharge of iirc. so that means shes doing way more that what she needs to on#her job as a sephirah. just for the sake of employees#she really does care as shes one of the only to Directly attempt to change their circumstances and quality of life and health#sure chesed doesnt punish employees when they dont do their work assigned or stress them out with work#but he doesnt actively push to attempt to make changes to aid employees besides the research perks which is to the manager#yesod IS right next to her and does also genuinely care but when it comes to employees hes distant at best when it comes to them and the#way he tries to protect them is by enforcing rules but he doesnt really create or attempt to help them like hod does#yesod is sort of a passive? way of doing it. yes he doesn make a push to enforce said rules but he doesnt make new ones. just follows what#is already there in place. hod tries to make new ways and not just for the safety of people like how yesod's has them physically fine and#not letting them over a certain threshold of mental corruption but she tries to have a program to Directly Address such a thing#its born out of care but the genuine worry of being a good person and her naivety ends up having it do more harm than good#sure there may be some employees that actually like and find it useful but so many are just accepting to their fate of Dying to where#her care seems pointless. shes a sephirah and to them a literal metal box why would they go ahead and feel bad for what an 'ai' is feeling#as she is interrupting their free time in the company#which is rude. and shit. iirc the counseling is compulsory but people go because shes a sephirah and their superior. the thought was there#but again it comes off wrong and ends up not working because shes their superior in the end#EEK!!! yeah... hod. the hod. there is WAY more but i can't fit it all here and i already typed enough
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Why does he remind me of a weird looking cat sitting down in this photo 😭😭😭
He is me sitting on the bus trying to remember why I decided to go to university
#art the clown#art the clown smut#art the clown x reader#terrifier smut#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#terrifier#i need him so fucking bad#i’m going insane#fuck me please art 😭#i need a lobotomy#relatable#he is me#i love him
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