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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND SAY THANK YOU BRENT COMER.
#he may just be the hottest man ive ever seen#he just looks so sweet his smile is so nice i cant take it#brent comer#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#this is in fact about the new insta post#he is feeding the people fr
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hey there!! i love your stories!! can i please have a social media au where it’s a redbull driver reader soft launching her relationship with charles? okay love u! thank u!
grid love 🏎
pairing: charles leclerc/fem!redbull!reader
type: instagram imagine, social media au
notes: sorry this took so long, anon! hope you like this hehehe 🤍 also lets pls pretend the faceclaim does drive for redbull, okay? okay. love u 2 anon (also this is purely ig posts hehe)
about: the last thing anyone expects is a redbull driver dating another from ferrari. a series of soft launches from you didn't help either!
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yourusername weekend shenanigans 🏁
redbullfan NOT HER CASUALLY SOFT LAUNCHING SOMEONE
ferrarigirl crying someone bagged the baddest bitch in f1
leclercluv That shadow looks an awful lot like Charles 😂😂😂😂
sainzzz55 reaching? we cant even see his face
leclercluv Charles was literally spotted at an Italian restaurant of the same setting today but okay 😂
maxverstappen Interesting
yourusername what's interesting about this? 🤨
maxverstappen Cause if I'm right, carlossainz55 and pierregasly owes me $50 🤣
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yourusername french and princess treatment kind of night 🥂
dr3sainz ANOTHER SOFT LAUNCH?????
f1thusiast cryinggg shes got everyone and their mamas speculating on who her mystery man is 😭
carlossainz55 Max is so gonna owe me $50
maxverstappen No???
hamilt0n literal millionaires betting on $50 i have seen it all
leclercluv French?? Yeah it's Charles lol
redbullracing ❤️🤍
sainz55lec WHAT DO U KNOWWW RBR ADMIN
redbullracing Not much, as long as our golden girl is happy ❤️🤍
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yourusername 16 times happier than i've ever been ❤️🤍
midnightleclercs not charles liking this 1 minute after it was posted 😭
pierrestsunoda he got her notifs on thats why
leclercluv Game over ladies that's literally Charles' car 😭
lecssainz isn't his car a ferrari pista?
leclercluv He was seen driving it around Barcelona today, apparently it's a new one 🤷♀���
maxverstappen 🫣🫣🫣
gaslysfilm literally why use 16 when you can use another number 😭 the y/n-charles soft launch theory may really be real lol
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yourusername drove this baby around today
leclercluv CHARLES' PISTA 😭
lecshamilton this fr the hardest soft launch anyone has ever done in history im afraid
redbullfan Yeah this shit confirmed this is all we needed lmao
pierregasly maxverstappen 💸 Pay up
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charles_leclerc My rival on track is my heart keeper off track ❤️
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pierregasly This is about the cheesiest thing you have ever done
scuderiaferrari Feeling all the feels right now ❤️
redbullracing This serves as our truce, off track?
lewishamilton WOAH.
carlossainz55 I told you, maxverstappen! Pierre and I win 😄
yourusername what is this bet anyway
maxverstappen Which one of you will hard launch first, you really failed me, Y/N 😔
yourusername if i beat you in canada next week you have to buy me a lifetime supply of my favorite foods 😋
charles_leclerc Bring it on, bull
yourusername not a fan of the nickname, red
f1fan HOTTEST COUPLE EVERRRR
charlossainz this is the ferrari and redbull crossover i did NOT expect
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tagging: @slytherheign
notes: didnt know im still capable of doing a post of just ig pictures lmaooaoa ive been so used to adding twitter posts and let me tell u it takes SO MUCH time 😭
anyway i hope u like this, anon! thank you for reading 🤍
#writtenbyrae#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc fic#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc insta au#charles leclerc instagram imagine#charles leclerc social media au#formula 1#f1#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#formula 1 insta au#formula 1 social media au#formula 1 instagram imagine#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 x female reader#f1 x oc#f1 x you
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I wanna rant about my opinions on certain characters and aphmaus own character (mainly the cast of the "smp") this may be garbled since im just going off whats on my mind rn
SMP and OG series talk
Now Im not the biggest fan of mystreet, but im not a hater, i think its og first three seasons are fine (third seasons plot was straight ass through) but after season 4 and all the multiverse and mcd and mystreet worlds are in the same timeline thing, kinda made things werid
(especially with season 4 oh my god wtf was that)
But now that i see how those characters are used now.....for fucking cocomau content...
...I can't really give mystreet shit cause its cast was sent right into kid sensory video hell or just hell since a lot of characters didn't end up in the cocomau smp unless it was highschool themed videos (RIP katelyn and travis, forever in highschool puragatory dimension)
But those who were spared from the waste bin were cursed with a experience worse than death
Character Regression and Character Assassination
The entire cast of the aphmau smp (and one video returning characters too) all have their worst traits put to eleven or are at their most basic traits of the trope of their character where they are competely soul-less or lose past development in their character as a whole
(or your pierce, and you get a competely different personality from the og series you were from)
Now the reason why everyone is like this is of course (kids channel now) and (everyones supposed to be in a server and are irl ppl now)
But...when i said characters have their worst traits put up to eleven, is for one reason
Its so aphmau and aarons actions look better in comparisson, since shes the all perfect main character that does no wrong and is so nice to everyone and...aaron is basically the mvp of the smp, best fighter, builder, and "hottest guy" on the server and is the mysterous loner or some shit.
(Fact I hate these two so fucking much)
littary aphmau is the most overdramatic marysue bitch ive ever seen when it comes to reasons why she has the right to go apeshit on her friends and i could bring up several videos, i really could, its not hard
noteablely, the many times she has decided to just kill her best friends or ruin her friends lives out of petty reasons and childish reasons none the less, and god this girl just loves getting pissy when someone does the exact thing she did to another, since only she can steal others stuff or blow up their house, or be overpowered to a point where shes just cheating.
But oh my god, jessica you know how to make me hate all the rest of your bitches too!
(besides noi, kim and pierce, they are perfect to me, noi is on thin ice tho)
KC, Zane, Ein and Aaron are on my list of bitches I wouldnt hesitate to fucking kill on sight if i saw their color coded asses spawn into a ACTUAL minecraft server. (ill get to that color coding thing too btw)
The Asshole and The Clown
Now fuck where do i begin with these four, like all of them over the past three to four years has become the most annoying and aggrevating characters
But, just so I don't pull someones nerve with the true "fan" favorites, Aaron, the jerrysue of the smp and basically her perfect half cause hes jusr her but as a man, he's a jackass that is never called out for his asshole behavior like every other male character is, hes always put as being smarter, better, stronger, and more attractive than any of the other guys too, basically being the best alpha male ever to exist....but not really, not even a single bit
I swear this is the worst verison of aaron ive ever seen in my life, the biggest try hard ive ever seen, all the girls wanna date him, always gloating when theres someone around he believes hes better than, and god he is not nice to others who arent good at building like him. Honestly, MAN ISNT NICE AT ALL!! like only time he is nice is of course to the purple stain that is his irl wife, like the times this guy was just violent for no reason, insulting or just aggrevated around anyone was just making me feel like...
aaron do you even like any of these people??, cause ive seen every way he talks to all of the cast and he sounds like he wants them all gone and dead so he can just be all cutesy and shy around aphmau, like dude if you think all of them are annoying, dont live near by them?????
(Now, ive mentioned both the channel mascot couple of the smp, but heres the thing, when i said the other characters make these two look like angels, i mean it)
Now we are actually really digging, and we didnt even need to go far, we've already struct gold!...but theres not much...
Ein, the worst villian and most pathetic man to ever live.
What a time, season 4 of mystreet! and we got the biggest clown with the biggest alpha complex to ever exist! and the evolution of a creep in werewolves as a whole....it was fucking werid
Anyway, now smp ein is a true irl villian, hes no longer just a anime incel, hes a fucking sexist gamer incel also!
Now, Ein really isnt too interesting (wow what a surprise) really hes one of the characters who has been put to his most basic traits making him extra annoying, extra obessed with power and, of course still be madly in love with aphmau but if it wasnt known, aphmau changed alittle bit of eins lore, making him no longer related to her (only in the smp cannon tho💀) which is a good thing! but its only a change that was made for horrible reasons, being that she still needs him to be aarons rival and as i said before, be aphmaus possible second "choice", which is...normal for aphmau honestly....
(Aphmau can't have a single man on this server just not be into her, even if the guy clearly has a love interest thats not her)
Strangely though she really likes to romantically pair Ein with everyone, even men, so at least we know she still has that problem with her ocs...
Hes like her little lab rat and i hate her so so much, but fuck its hard to feel bad for him since this women will than have this man be the worlds second most grossiest sexist incel you could ever come across
wait did I say second--
Zane ro'meave and his several counts of "GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER"
(mystreet zane is fine, mcd zane is the perfect kinda villain for what mcd was, and smp zane is hell on earth, the end)--
Zane in the aphmau smp is kinda...a jumpscare in a half since you never know when hes gonna switch, cause...he has the biggest habit of either, being the biggest smartass in the room or the scariest "my lady" ass incel you could ever fucking dream apon, just every bit of his charm from mystreet that made you kinda push aside the slight every now and than werid behavior he had, its just GONE
absolutely vanished! and yknow what
I hate zane, i hate him more than i hate anyone in this damn cast, im the biggest zane hater you will ever meet, and the reason for it is cause this verison of zane is the dark universe of if zane never grew from the FIRST season of mystreet, never got humbled or anything, and also if he still acted like a hormone filled highschooler whenever any women even looked his fucking way.
Hes a creep, hes a incel, hes still sexist and overprotective of his only female friend, but now even wants to date her just to have more control over who she can't and can speak to (code for, no guy friends allowed/no aaron, bo womp) and if he isnt doing that, hes drooling and creepily mumbling to himself about the pink cat girl he has a massive crush on.
Honestly worst part of it is that he acts like this outta nowhere, and even worse, recently theres been this obession with him NEEDING KC's diary, wanting to know every single little thing about her so he knows how to woe her and even see if she likes him, which is just...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM???!!!??
APHMAU WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM BE LIKE THIS??!!??
(and hes not even punished for it, like maybe kc telling him that hes creepy or smth, nothing, just nothing, proubly cause recently they have been competely implied to be dating now)
but, its not like miss kc is perfect, oh boy, kc is...
The two sided bitch and her jealously and spite of her "perfect" best friend + shipping
Oh KC, when i first started watching all this cocomau trash, you were boring as hell, just a cute cat girl who likes to bake and be pretty, and just another yes man for that purple cunt, but ever since you started being a cunt yourself, you have only been a pain to watch and listen to, you have only made me hate you and your little lap dog of a boyfriend even more honey
So KC, our resident cute cat girl isnt really all that cute of recent, she slowly becoming more spiteful, having anger issues, being more whiney, bratty, jealous, and unloyal to her partner, creating the most toxic couple in the entire smp verse
(but this was something that was gonna happen at some point, aarmau has to stay as the perfect ship, couple goals yknow, so zane x kc has be anti-aarmau, toxic behavior all around)
Now KC is a unloyal and horrible partner for a few reasons, shes a massive hypocrite and sadly abusive.
1. She gets mad at Zane for even speaking to other girls, or even seemingly flirting with them, specifically any of the marry, date, kill videos with both of them in it can be a big example of this behavior.
But than when we look the other way to her, she gets to playfully talk, compliment and flirt with any guy she wants, and gets all angry when shes stopped from doing it, also she only does this with aaron btw, since shes jealous of aphmau having "the hottest, coolest, and sweetest guy in the server" for a boyfriend.
(aaron is littary none of those things and just pointing out more to how aaron is a jerrysue)
2. KC IS SO FUCKING VIOLENT WITH ZANE OH MY GOD, i guess aphmau still thinks when a women hits or beats up her male partner, its her being in the right or it being super duper funny and wacky!
(this entire short is an example of that)
But I will say though, it isnt just KC, their a toxic couple cause their both terrible partners, zane is equally just as hypocritical and unloyal, but hes a lot more oppessive and even more jealous prone,
(kim is usually a victim of being between the two but fr fr, kim genuinely hates zanes, aphmau just keeps making more drama for no reason and really wants ppl to also ship kim x zane, which....when it comes to everyones opinion of mystreet kim and ghost existing and everything with season 4....it is never gonna fucking happen you dumb purple cunt)
My Inner Demons-Character regression and personality switches (a short one)
Now that we are off those characters, lets end this off with our favorite little daemos!
Noi and Pierce!
Now, im a advid lover of my inner demons, its the last of aphmaus good content before the purge and its sadly the best of her writing, but the fact that she put them in the smp is a red flag, and i instantly noticed things...
...Pierce is a silly himbo goofball now that has a brain the size of a pea, and who loves sheep
and
Noi is the most basic sweet little good boy, does no wrong little guy, baking cooking and eating pizza
(now im not mad about this, since i got to know the smp verisons of them before their og selfelves)
but fuck i prefur when noi had depth and was genuinely mean and kinda rude on purpose.
im mixed with pierce tho cause i like both verisons of him, i think both verisons of him are neat, his va has good range, respect that
The End
Well thats all i gotta say, ratto out and about
#cocomau#ratto rants#tw physical abuse#tw toxic relationship#tw toxic behavior#i dont support aphmau#i hate aphmau#mystreet
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this.. may have gotten a bit annoying.. but if i don't tell someone this im gonna end up booty calling daniel henney and im not ready to get put into jail. he is the hottest man i have ever seen. i have no words. matt simmons in that fbi vest? choke me with it wtf. ngh?? like im actually scared of what i might do if i ever got the courage to dm him like sure the whole criminal minds cast is fine as hell but oh my god that's just not normal and especially the fact no one is giving him any attention?? bro hes the hottest guy ive ever seen in my life. . . matt simmons girls reunite!! give my husband some love!!
HELLL YEAHHHH !!!!! MATT SIMMONS i froth at the mouth I LOVE UR MATT SIMMONS BOTS SMMMM FACTS
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CHANGE YOUR MIND
alex turner x reader
Summary : Alex and you are set up on a first date (11-13 era Alex - imagine whichever era you want tbh)
words : 885
WARNINGS : sexual flirting hints? y/n's girlboss aura
Alex's Pov
"well can you atleast tell me where you're fucking taking me matthew" Alex sighed in the passenger seat of the car
"Al it's called a blind date you'll find out stop whining" Matthew chuckled
"yeah a blind date not a fucking blind taxi ride thi- ugh whatever" struggling to get his sentence out through frustration causing him to give up causing Matthew to laugh more
Y/N's Pov
you arrived and sat in the restaurant wondering if you were late or early since it took 40 minutes to get ready, you were wearing; a black mini dress, nude lipstick and your hair was unbrushed not knotty but bareable (in a messy french girl way)
you looked around fighting against the urge to pick at your nail polish Gosh you even painted your nails for this guy (red)
"hello ma"am are you waiting for someone?" a man called holding a clipboard with a list
"yeah actually, it's under..Turner" if he's cancelled i-
"right the tables over there number 5 a waiter will be with you, enjoy your evening!"
you smiled and walked over to the table, it was posh, pretty and everyone was dressed smart
so now all you have to do it wait.
Alex's Pov
Alex stepped out of the car checking his watch "oh god matthew i'm late i swear" he said while rushing into the building
he walked up to the man at the front "Hey i have a- its under Turner"
"yes table 5 over there, enjoy your evening sir" pointing to where you were already sat.
"she's already here" he thought you couldn't see your face just the back of your head, you were sat with your head in your palm. fuck
well, Alex rushed over slowing down when he got to the table
"hey im abit late im so sorry it were Matt-. Alex" holding out his hand for you.
Y/n's Pov
God. your head shot to the side but then God literally.
he held out his hand and you took it "Y/N" causing him to smile "pretty name" and you smiled
"and it's okay i only just came in"
"it were Matthew i dunno but that's good i thought i were really late" rubbing his forehead
"Matthew he told me about you"
"embarrass me?"
"no no just told me you were mates, long time and the basics"
"that's good then, you look beautiful by the way Y/n"
"thanks Turner"
"Turner? i like it darlin-"
"Hello may i please take your order if you both are ready" the waiter interrupted smiling
"oh yeah um...i'll just have the pasta with the side of soft bread" you said to the waiter
"i'll have same as her" Alex said and the waiter walked off
"so what do you do Y/n"
"Fashion, runway modelling that stuff"
"oh you model"
"is it surprising?" tilting your head
"oh no not like that you're pretty i don't know you seem like a café girl" he tried explaining
"a...café girl?" you said "is that an insult?"
"no no..oh it doesn't matter" he gave up chuckling
"i'm only kidding but what about you Alex, what do you do?"
"i'm in a band i'm sure Matthew should of mentioned it"
"no he didnt actually"
Alex's Pov:
She doesn't know i'm in Arctic Monkeys? he thought
but that's a good thing. she might be actually interested in me
"oh so you're not a fame hungry gold digger"
"famous? what are you big Alex"
"it's Arctic Monkeys, but no it's most of the past dates enjoyed the money and fame more than me"
"i'm not here to make your pockets hurt turner don't worry"
"i know love don't worry"
Y/N's pov
our food arrived and me and Alex ate most of our meals honestly it was quite bland
"i'm finished"
"same here do you wanna do dessert's?" he requested
"i'm on a diet Turner" you leaned forward
"you don't need a diet and they're small ive been here before" he leaned over the table too towards you "trust me babe"
"oh am i your now babe Turner?"
"oh hottest babe i've ever met" he winked
"i like to hear that" you smirked
"the compliments? you like how i tell you you're the most breathtaking woman i've ever seen" he said pushing some hair behind your ear "i mean everything you're great, talented..im sure you have many other talents too" he trailed his finger down your cheekbone to your jaw to your chin while he looked your body up and down
"i was a gymnast, still flexible, know all the moves..." you said turning the conversation in that direction
"ohh now you're bad" he laughed "you know i've had a great time with you y/n, and i know many other ways to show you a great time" he picked your hand up off the table, placing a kiss on the back of it
"now you're pushing it" you both laughed
you both got up paying the check and walking out of the fancy restaurant onto the quite busy streets of NYC
"hey if you want me to walk you home or owt i can or if you want to call you a taxi i'll pay i-"
"home?" you turned to him "the nights only just begun Turner" smirking looking back and starting to walk away asking him to follow after you
"we'll, lead the way then babe" and he followed you.
he'd follow you anywhere
Authors note - thank you for reading this isn't checked so im aware there is probably spelling/grammar errors.
requests open.
#alex turner fanfic#alex turner smut#alexturner#arcticmonkeys#alex turner#arctic monkeys#matthew helders#alex turner fluff#the last shadow puppets#AM#SIAS#alex turner x reader#alex turner imagine
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my hbo degrassi wishlist bc i have a Lot of thoughts about it
• i want them to bring back fictional bands like gourmet scum or dead hand, maybe even release a song like they did with paisley jacket
• better neurodiverse rep, especially autism. no offense to my boy connor, i love him and hes one of my favorites, but he definitely feels like a stereotype more than anything and in his later seasons they treat him like a child and characters have to explain concepts like suicide and racism to him, despite him being 16-18 . i hope if they introduce an autistic character, they dont talk down to them like they did with connor.
• idk how possible this will be, but i want them to bring back major characters acting as background characters like they do in degrassi classic. also, but likely even less possible, it would be cool if the child actors could give feedback on the scripts to make things more realistic like they did with DJH/DH. idk i just think everything about the way degrassi classic incorporated the actors into almost every aspect of production is so cool
• i want characters with more relatable interests. i want characters who are into music without being musicians, or characters into drawing or anime or something. idk maybe this is just bc im a terminally online loser with no real life, but its kinda embarrassing when the character whos interests are the most relatable to me is the bigoted, almost a school shooter incel.
• look, im a NC apologist until i die, but i hope the way they go about writing social issues into the show is less... idk.. on the nose than NC was??? like yeah cool lets talk about feminism and how the internet dogpiles women for having harmless opinions, but the entire thing with maya and the feminist club vs the gamers was so over the top and all the characters, especially goldi, felt like caricatures. later parts of NC got back on the right track with more nuanced topics in a less cheesy way (saads story arc in NC4 my beloved <3) but it was a bit too little too late.
• i want the show to incorporate the cultures of the characters into their stories more. like, im somali and hazel is literally the only explicit somali rep ive ever seen that isnt a stereotype, and her culture and background is only mentioned ONCE (she isnt even played by a somali actor which Sucks but also isnt andrea lewis' fault) and degrassi is a pretty diverse show, so it really sucks that very few characters of color have had their cultures explored.
• hottest take of all time: I DO NOT WANT THE OLD CHARACTERS TO HAVE MAJOR ROLES. the amount of people who say that this new show should be a reunion for the earliest TNG cast do not understand the purpose of degrassi as a franchise at all and its baffling to me. it would be cool to have maybe a couple of characters show up but i dont want the show to have storylines about adult characters bc 1. thats not what degrassi is about and 2. it was boring 80% of the time TNG did it. i dont want a spemma divorce storyline, i dont want any character that isnt snake and maybe marco to come back (and i single out marco bc hes one of the only characters that would make sense for them to come back as a teacher). let the show be about a new generation of kids like degrassi has always been about.
• now this may come off as contradictory to what i just said, but i want references to past seasons and characters. i want someone to be like 'isnt it so weird that this school has so many famous alumni like craig manning or manny santos haha' or 'this school is cursed didnt you hear like 5 students have died here' or 'my cousin went here like 10 years ago did you know degrassi had uniforms at one point' idk it would be funny. hell it doesnt have to be dialogue it could be easter eggs in the background like the jt yorke memorial garden or how NC had posters for romeo and jules and captain who in the background
• a trans character who explores multiple different identities before settling on one. no offence to adam and yael, theyre both great, but adam came into the show with his identity already figured out and it took yael one episode of exploring their gender to find an identity they feel comfortable in, and thats fine! but i think it would be cool if we had a trans character who tried different labels and pronouns before settling on one they thought was right, maybe in a multiple episode arc. mainly just bc i know that not every trans person instantly knows what they are. on the topic of trans characters, maybe cast trans actors this time ????
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If your still doing fic recs, could u rec any soft stevetony ones?
absolutely!! this got pretty long so ive hidden most of it under a read-more so i don’t annoy people. a couple of authors feature more than once. ive tried to avoid that as much as possible, but if an author features more than once - take that as a sign that they have rly good stuff for soft stevetony
disclaimer: don’t forget to leave kudos and comments for every author!! (a disclaimer i regrettably forgot to add to previous fic rec lists but will be adding from now on)
soda pops: @starklysteve
If anybody asks, Steve would smile and say it was very romantic. Very Tony. Because if he went into any further detail, nobody would quite believe him.
Tony, on the other hand, would laugh and say that Steve’s in love with a man in a can. So, really, it wasn’t outside the natural progression of things.
me voy pa’l pueblo: @firebrands
two times steve walks away, and one time that tony walks with him.
/ or, my very fluffy take on my bingo card prompt "farewells." steve is on vacation when he meets tony.
fill for my stony bingo prompt: farewells; also for bookworminaslump on tumblr who asked for a tourist/knowledgeable local au!
Tumblr Ficlets: @omg-just-peachy (this is 115 chapters of stevetony being soft!!)
A collection of enough tooth-rotting fluff to last a year, all in one place.
tender offerings: @omg-just-peachy
Five times Steve carried Tony to bed.
the best thing (is that it’s happening to you and me): @captainstarkreportingforduty
Or, five times the team saw Steve Rogers and Tony Stark in love.
Sweet On You: @miniblackraven
It’s the 1940’s and Tony is working as a Donut Doll for the Red Cross. His job is to go around to various military bases and offer comfort food and conversation to homesick soldiers. He’s come to expect a lot of things in this job, but he doesn’t expect to fall in love with Captain America, the hottest most awkward soldier Tony has ever met.
Bespectacled Avengers Society (Membership of One): @baffledkingcomposinghallelujah
Tony gets glasses. Glasses get a Tony. Steve loses his mind and walks into walls.
a flower crown for your love: @anthonyed
"There, there," Pepper cooed. "Tony likes flowers?" she said with a shred of doubt in her tone. But when Steve peered up, she's smiling her bright toothy smile. He squinted and she sighed, dropping her hand from his shoulder. "He does." she insisted. "Even more so than me."
if this was a movie: @omg-just-peachy
“One of our seniors is being generous with his time this year—by force of his own actions, but generous none the less—and he’d be happy to help you, I’m sure. Tony Stark? I’ll set something up for later this week. I think between the two of you you’ll be able to pull your average up enough to make it through to playoffs,” Coulson said, with that ever-hopeful lilt in his voice.
Or, Steve needs a calculus tutor, Tony is available, but how is Steve ever supposed to focus when he's been in love with Tony for ... his entire school life?
you take me higher than the rest (everybody else is second best): @firebrands
tumblr fill for adi & anthonydarling, who asked for "'Prank' war, but the kind to see who can make the other blush the most in public" from this prompt list
amore mio: @brucewaynery
Tony has had it with Steve being dumb and reckless out in the field, he has a family to think about now, Steve promises him that he'll be with him, kingdom come.
(initially based on that one headcanon about Italian Tony yelling and gesticulating at Steve but Peter thinks he's doing some weird dance and tries to copy him, but it got very fluffy very quickly)
Lost My Mind in a Coffee Shop: @betheflame
“Boyo,” Bucky muttered to his best friend. “I swear to God that if you don’t ask that man for his number soon, I will create a Grindr profile for you and you will not like it.”
Steve rolled his eyes. “I am here to finish grading, not hit on men.”
“Can you not do both?” Natasha smirked. “Nearly tenured, historical genius, feels like something you should be able to multitask.”
&&&
In which Steve is a history professor and Tony's an engineering one and Bucky owns the joint where they have their meet cute.
AU-gust Chapter 7: @iam93percentstardust
stevetony, childhood friends AU
Right Up The Road: @gottalovev
The day at the senate committee in Washington DC wasn't supposed to end with Tony and Steve transformed into animals by a baby witch. That said, the 350 miles trek back to the compound to get help promises to be quite an adventure too!
(or the adventures of Cat!Tony and Wolf!Steve - and how to readjust when you're back to human!)
i’ll take care of you: @elcorhamletlive
“Hi.”
Steve blinks. The sound of loud thunder roars outside, but he doesn’t jolt, too focused on the image in front of him to be startled by the noise.
He has no idea what to say, and he isn’t sure if the shock is because of Tony’s absolutely sodden state – his hair glued to his forehead, his clothes dripping with water, forming a small puddle in front of Steve’s door – or because he wasn’t expecting to see Tony for at least three more days.
“Hi?” he says, a little tentative, before his brain catches up to reality. In his defense, he was getting ready to sleep when Tony knocked. He looks at what Tony is holding – a wet mess that seems to have been a flower bouquet at some point. “What are you doing here?”
The Tally System: @betheflame
Everyone on the team knew about the tally system.
Whenever Steve would save Tony - whether from a monster or from his own stupidity - he’d say, “tag”. Whenever Tony do the same, he’d say, “your turn”. Thor thought it was adorable, Clint thought it was ridiculous, Bruce refused to register an opinion.
Natasha thought it was something she could work with.
what’s mine is yours: @robertdowneyjjr
5 times Tony stole Steve’s clothes, and 1 time Steve returned the favor.
or
For a billionaire, Tony Stark really doesn't pay for a lot of what he wears.
I like Shiny Things But I’d Marry You With Paper Rings: @betheflame
Rhodey: I just confirmed with Sam that he’s going to make sure he cooks tonight and that his entire team is briefed. I’m heading over now to strategically arrange a fuck ton of ficus trees to block them from gen pop.
Pepper: They’re not getting engaged in a prison, Jimmy.
Rhodey: Tony Stark and Steve Rogers show up to Circe on a Saturday night in May and you watch every person in that restaurant turn into someone I’d rather arrest than eat with.
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In which Tony and Steve get engaged, but they're kind of extra about it, because they are always themselves
the road to the stars: @shell-heads
Tony is seven years old when he sees the ballet for the first time and meets his future pas de deux partner.
His father is invited to sweet-talk politicians into a new weapons deal and explain his latest idea for their program, and his mom goes to catch up with old friends she hasn't seen in years, but Tony goes because his mom had smiled down at him and told him he would love it.
His mom's never wrong.
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In which boy genius Tony Stark meets girl wonder Natasha Romanoff at the ballet, and they fit their broken little pieces together to make something beautiful on the dance floor.
Steve? He's just a dumb, awful, chaotic, extremely supportive older brother that really should just shut up and admit he likes Tony a lot more than he pretends, because Natasha only has five people in the world she likes; it only makes sense her two favorites would fall in love with one another.
They always were a little slow, though.
A Second Chance To Take it Slow: @omg-just-peachy
Tony loves his adopted son, Peter, but that doesn't stop him from wishing he had someone to do this whole parenting thing with. After a failed one night stand, Tony's parent-teacher conference with Mr. Rogers comes with quite the surprise.
Wake Up!: @randomstufffromotherblogs
Tony came home from a business trip and is woken up by his husband and their three-year old.
pull me closer to love: @captainstakreportingforduty (part of a series)
“A Mother’s Day card? For... Tony?” Steve clarifies, and can’t help the smile on his face as six familiar little heads nod in response.
“But... guys, Tony’s not—“ he pauses and takes a breath, any explanation dying in his throat against the excited gleam in everyone’s eyes. “Why do you guys want to do that, hmm?"
compromises: @robertpattisons (when i looked up OP on tumblr, this is the blog i was directed to - but i sincerely apologise if ive gotten it wrong)
Steve should have expected it, he really should have.
There were regulations that came with dating Tony Stark. Things that were clear and things that they needed to work through.
Things like how Steve always got strawberry ice cream, while Tony got rocky road. Or when Steve needed to get his homework done before he was down to make out - even though Tony always got his way.
Things like that were clear
all that you are is all that i’ll ever need: @natasharxmanov
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers announced their engagement on Good Morning America through Tony Stark’s previous secretary now CEO, Pepper Potts. And over this past weekend, I got the chance to sit down with them both, to visit their home and attend their gala, all to write this article about the most powerful couple in the world.
(Or, the fic in which Tony and Steve get married.)
(i won’t ever) trade my mistakes: @brucewaynery
Toddler Peter, painting a masterpiece with his dad.
aka: a dumb amount of family fluff to help you power through the week
#adi's rec list#stevetony#superhusbands#steve rogers/tony stark#steve rogers x tony stark#steve x tony#i did this instead of my exam#so i rly hope you enjoy it anon!!#there's a healthy amount of superfamily thrown in here#so apologies if that isn't your thing#anon ask#adi answers asks
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The Waters in the godswood, death and life.
I’ve been looking at some the relationship between Catelyn and the Winterfell godswood and I realized there’s a fascinating connection between the bodies of water and Sansa and Arya.
She put her hand on his cheek, and held it there while he felt how warm she was. "That is how life should feel," she told him. "Only death is cold." (ASOS, Jon XI)
Cold and hot water. Two girls half-fish.
AGOT, Catelyn I opens with a description of the godswood, a contrast between the life-affirming one at home, and the gloomy one in Winterfell.
Opening line:
Catelyn had never liked this godswood.
She had been born a Tully, at Riverrun far to the south, on the Red Fork of the Trident. The godswood there was a garden, bright and airy, where tall redwoods spread dappled shadows across tinkling streams, birds sang from hidden nests, and the air was spicy with the scent of flowers.
The gods of Winterfell kept a different sort of wood. It was a dark, primal place, three acres of old forest untouched for ten thousand years as the gloomy castle rose around it. It smelled of moist earth and decay. No redwoods grew here. This was a wood of stubborn sentinel trees armored in grey-green needles, of mighty oaks, of ironwoods as old as the realm itself. Here thick black trunks crowded close together while twisted branches wove a dense canopy overhead and misshapen roots wrestled beneath the soil. This was a place of deep silence and brooding shadows, and the gods who lived here had no names.
Among the images invoking night (dark, shadows), unease (gloomy crowded, twisted, misshapen) and death (decay, silence) we have some Arya references: stubborn, needles, no names.
It goes on:
For her sake, Ned had built a small sept where she might sing to the seven faces of god, but the blood of the First Men still flowed in the veins of the Starks, and his own gods were the old ones, the nameless, faceless gods of the greenwood they shared with the vanished children of the forest.
At the center of the grove an ancient weirwood brooded over a small pool where the waters were black and cold. “The heart tree,” Ned called it. The weirwood’s bark was white as bone, its leaves dark red, like a thousand bloodstained hands. A face had been carved in the trunk of the great tree, its features long and melancholy, the deep-cut eyes red with dried sap and strangely watchful.
The black, cold pool with its death imagery and the terms “faceless” and “vanished children”, the “long face” recall two things:
1) Arya, a vanished child, and the dark pool in the House of Black and White:
In the center of the temple she found the water she had heard; a pool ten feet across, black as ink and lit by dim red candles. (AFFC, Arya I)
and
The dead were never hard to find. They came to the House of Black and White, prayed for an hour or a day or a year, drank sweet dark water from the pool, and stretched out on a stone bed behind one god or another. (AFFC, Arya II)
and
Poisons. She understood then. Every evening after prayer the waif emptied a stone flagon into the waters of the black pool. (AFFC, Arya II)
2) Jon and Ygritte in the cave of Gendel’s children.
Ygritte stumbled into the pool and screeched at the cold of the water. When Jon laughed, she pulled him in too. They wrestled and splashed in the dark, and then she was in his arms again, and it turned out they were not finished after all.
“Jon Snow,” she told him, when he’d spent his seed inside her, “don’t move now, sweet. I like the feel of you in there, I do. Let’s not go back t’ Styr and Jarl. Let’s go down inside, and join up with Gendel’s children. I don’t ever want t’ leave this cave, Jon Snow. Not ever.” (ASOS, Jon IV)
The cave of flesh-eating lost children. With the dark, cold water. What a prospect. The cave and its memory are always connected to death.
So, we have this association of the Winterfell godswood with darkness, death, cold black water - and Arya.
**
AGOT, Catelyn II, meanwhile, concerns itself with the hotsprings.
Opening line:
Of all the rooms in Winterfell’s Great Keep, Catelyn’s bedchambers were the hottest. She seldom had to light a fire. The castle had been built over natural hot springs, and the scalding waters rushed through its walls and chambers like blood through a man’s body, driving the chill from the stone halls, filling the glass gardens with a moist warmth, keeping the earth from freezing. Open pools smoked day and night in a dozen small courtyards. That was a little thing, in summer; in winter, it was the difference between life and death.
Catelyn’s bath was always hot and steaming, and her walls warm to the touch. The warmth reminded her of Riverrun, of days in the sun with Lysa and Edmure, but Ned could never abide the heat. The Starks were made for the cold, he would tell her, and she would laugh and tell him in that case they had certainly built their castle in the wrong place.
Again the comparison to Riverrun, this time positive. The hot springs are a contradiction, “un-Stark-like” although they are life-giving and healing. Nonetheless, they are part of the godswood.
Across the godswood, beneath the windows of the Guest House, an underground hot spring fed three small ponds. Steam rose from the water day and night, and the wall that loomed above was thick with moss. Hodor hated cold water, and would fight like a treed wildcat when threatened with soap, but he would happily immerse himself in the hottest pool and sit for hours, giving a loud burp to echo the spring whenever a bubble rose from the murky green depths to break upon the surface. (AGOT, Bran VI)
Hot bath water (unlike scalding hot water) is associated with healing and comfort.
A pair of yellow eyes looked into his own, shining like the sun. The window was open and it was cold in the room, but the warmth that came off the wolf enfolded him like a hot bath. (AGOT, Bran III)
It connects Sansa to Winterfell, especially:
The hot water made her think of Winterfell, and she took strength from that. She had not washed since the day her father died, and she was startled at how filthy the water became. Her maids sluiced the blood off her face, scrubbed the dirt from her back, washed her hair and brushed it out until it sprang back in thick auburn curls. (AGOT, Sansa VI)
Or accompanies her castle building.
She heard the door open as her maids brought the hot water for her bath. They were both new to her service; Tyrion said the women who'd tended to her previously had all been Cersei's spies, just as Sansa had always suspected. "Come see," she told them. "There's a castle in the sky." (ASOS, Sansa IV)
Or downright echoes Cat:
"I used to dream of it, in those years after Cat went north with Eddard Stark. In my dreams it was ever a dark place, and cold."
"No. It was always warm, even when it snowed. Water from the hot springs is piped through the walls to warm them, and inside the glass gardens it was always like the hottest day of summer."
(ASOS, Sansa VII)
And Jon prefers the hot water, too:
The day before last, Jon had made the mistake of wishing he had hot water for a bath. "Cold is better," she had said at once, "if you've got someone to warm you up after. The river's only part ice yet, go on."
Jon laughed. "You'd freeze me to death." (ASOS, Jon II)
And is equally reminded of Winterfell and the godswood:
The warmth took some of the ache from his muscles and made him think of Winterfell's muddy pools, steaming and bubbling in the godswood. Winterfell, he thought. Theon left it burned and broken, but I could restore it. Surely his father would have wanted that, and Robb as well. They would never have wanted the castle left in ruins. (ASOS, Jon XII)
The hot water conjures images of rebuilding, of castles and gardens, rather than death.
**
So we have the cold waters and the hot waters both in the same godswood. Tully and Stark, life and death.
Of course, it is Catelyn herself, who has now turned away from life-giving to death.
Lady Stoneheart lowered her hood and unwound the grey wool scarf from her face. Her hair was dry and brittle, white as bone. Her brow was mottled green and grey, spotted with the brown blooms of decay. The flesh of her face clung in ragged strips from her eyes down to her jaw. Some of the rips were crusted with dried blood, but others gaped open to reveal the skull beneath. (AFFC, Brienne VIII)
Which unsubtly mirrors this - but with an interesting twist:
The priest lowered his cowl. Beneath he had no face; only a yellowed skull with a few scraps of skin still clinging to the cheeks, and a white worm wriggling from one empty eye socket. "Kiss me, child," he croaked, in a voice as dry and husky as a death rattle.
Does he think to scare me? Arya kissed him where his nose should be and plucked the grave worm from his eye to eat it, but it melted like a shadow in her hand.
The yellow skull was melting too, and the kindliest old man that she had ever seen was smiling down at her. (AFFC, Arya I)
Which has me hoping...
"Stupid little bitch." Fires glinted off the snout of his helm, and made the steel teeth shine. "You go in there, you won't come out. Maybe Frey will let you kiss your mother's corpse."
"Maybe we can save her . . ." (ASOS, Arya XI)
… will have a pay-off, when “Mercy” returns to “Mother Merciless”.
Baby Persephone returns to Mother, and the images of decay and death from the godswood may stop clinging to Arya, and she might return to something a little more associated with happiness:
The godswood there was a garden, bright and airy, where tall redwoods spread dappled shadows across tinkling streams, birds sang from hidden nests, and the air was spicy with the scent of flowers. (AGOT, Catelyn I)
Like...
She had Ned's long face, and brown hair that always looked as though a bird had been nesting in it. (ACOK, Catelyn VII)
And
One day she came back grinning her horsey grin, her hair all tangled and her clothes covered in mud, clutching a raggedy bunch of purple and green flowers for Father. Sansa kept hoping he would tell Arya to behave herself and act like the highborn lady she was supposed to be, but he never did, he only hugged her and thanked her for the flowers.
(AGOT, Sansa I)
Arya in a godswood that celebrates life, rather than death.
**
Meanwhile the Sansa building Winterfell from snow “in the wrong place” will pay off in having her return to the original hot springs and rebuild there from the ruins, like Jon imagined. Like the original Starks.
Persephone joining Hades, Winterfell rising around her again, like the original did around the godswood. Only this time with a laughing tree.
Brandon Stark built Winterfell around the time of the first Long Night, and its return suggests that whatever happened then was not a cure but a temporary solution. The memory is only preserved in song and legend, the Wall is a divisive penal colony, the dead are marching once more.
The Starks will have to face the conflict that marked the birth of their House. They will need to do it over, and do it right this time.
Winterfell is in ruins, and perhaps it needed to be, in order to be reborn for a time where “Winter is coming” is no longer a necessary warning.
This:
The green and yellow panes of the glass gardens were all in shards, the trees and fruits and flowers torn up or left exposed to die. Of the stables, made of wood and thatch, nothing remained but ashes, embers, and dead horses. Bran thought of his Dancer, and wanted to weep. There was a shallow steaming lake beneath the Library Tower, and hot water gushing from a crack in its side. (ACOK, Bran VII)
and this...
Of Winterfell burned and tumbled, its people scattered and slain. The glass gardens were smashed, and hot water gushed from the cracked walls to steam beneath the sun. (ASOS, Bran I)
and this...
The thatch and timber had been consumed by fire, in whole or in part, and under the shattered panes of the Glass Garden the fruits and vegetables that would have fed the castle during the winter were dead and black and frozen. (ADWD, The Prince of Winterfell)
Will turn to this:
If I could show her Winterfell . . . give her a flower from the glass gardens, feast her in the Great Hall, and show her the stone kings on their thrones. We could bathe in the hot pools, and love beneath the heart tree while the old gods watched over us. (ASOS, Jon V)
And they will remember this:
In fact, three acres alone are given over to an ancient godswood, where legend tells us Brandon the Builder once prayed to his gods. Whether this is true or not, the antiquity of the grove cannot be contested. And the godswood no doubt benefits from the hot springs that are contained within it, protecting the trees from the worst of the winter's chill.
Indeed, the presence of the hot springs—which pepper the land around Winterfell—may be the chief reason why the First Men initially settled there. One can easily imagine the value that a ready source of water—and hot water, at that—would have had in the depths of a Northern winter. In recent centuries, the Starks have raised structures that have made direct use of these springs for the purpose of heating their dwellings.
(A World of Ice and Fire - The North: Winterfell)
You know nothing, Ned Stark. Cat was right. The hot water is the point of Winterfell. Blood of Winterfell. Key to the North.
Or, you knew one thing:
"Let me tell you something about wolves, child. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths. So if you must hate, Arya, hate those who would truly do us harm. Septa Mordane is a good woman, and Sansa … Sansa is your sister. You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you … and I need both of you, gods help me." (AGOT, Arya II)
Persephone bringing life and spring, both of them.
#asoiaf#arya stark#sansa stark#catelyn stark#hot water#cold water#Hot Springs#Winterfell#Winterfell godswood
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BNHA Rewatch: Episode 61 “Deku vs Kacchan Part 2″
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O.T.P.
This is gonna get kinda emotional.
Deku is turning Kacchan’s fight proposal down. Dammit Deku! He’s being serious!
Hoo boy that Kacchan face. No light in his eyes. That realization, just…just bleeding through…hoo boy.
“If the way you admired him was correct, does that mean my way of thinking was wrong?” OMG ITS HAPPENING. HE’S REALIZING IT YA’LL.
The flashbacks to bb Deku and Kacchan the feels.
The white void, it’s just the two of them.
That Deku line from the first episode. I’m transported right back, ya’ll. It’s that first love again, that same feeling I had when I first discovered this series all the way back in summer of last year.
So Deku starts by thinking too hard about what’s going on and immediately gets blasted.
“You think too much” hoo boy recently Mother’s Basement posted the analysis of this fight and pointed out that this is actually a flaw of Deku’s that he can learn to remedy by adopting some of Kacchan’s impulsiveness. Never has the phrase “you complete me” been more accurate.
This freaking animation. It’s so beautiful. OMG.
“Wait for me” OH MAN BB DEKU BB KACCHAN RUNNING I’M DEAD I AM DYING
Cause he loves ya you dope.
Cute overload
WHY WHY WHY hoo boy Kacchan flashbacks.
Dat little trip oh man. He’s so bummed Deku doesn’t wanna fight and Deku’s little kick actually knocked him down.
Ooh boy. Here it comes. The music went out
Hold his freaking hand some day dammit
Oh god I can’t watch this again I can’t I can’t
“why is to you became strong…while I - “ OH GOD HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES
OH GOD. Slow clap. Okamoto and Chapin both deserve freaking awards for that performance. I mean holy shit. That voice acting. Those cracks. That hit. It makes me cry. I’m tearing up right now. Cause you see, this whole episode, it really rests on the ability of Bakugou’s Seiyuu and VA to pour everything into the performance. It’s not going to hit without both of them giving the vocal acting performance of a lifetime, and they both knocked it out of the freaking park. I actually love them both as his voice; I don’t have a preference for dub over sub, as regards their performances (not the dialogue translations), because both are incredible. Just. Slow clap. All of the awards, please.
Look at how Deku looks at him. He’s the best. He just…he cares, so much. I mean, you’d admittedly have to be a pretty heartless bastard not to feel a little compassionate after hearing that speech but still. Kacchan’s so fucking lucky he has Deku and he doesn’t even know it. I want one too.
He’s crying. Me too.
Kacchan no Kacchan no nononononono
Oh god Deku you beautiful darling
“may not be any meaning” I DISAGREE THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF AN ENTIRE SERIES’ WORTH OF 100+ SYMBOLIC CHAPTERS DETAILING YOUR GROWTH FROM ANGRY YELLING RIVALS TO RIVALS WHO SUPPORT EACH OTHER DAMMIT IT’S EVERYTHING
“May not be any meaning in winning or losing” lol are you just saying that in hindsight, Future Deku, cause you know you lost?
Deku didn’t have to do this. He didn’t have to fight Kacchan or even let him know the truth.
And note, he didn’t accept until he realized there was someone he could save. Someone who needs saving, to be helped. And this is how to help him.
“The only one who can accept his feelings is me.” Ya’ll heard that haters? Say it a little louder for the people in the back, Deku. He’s got his heart.
And look who’s smiling again, eyes lighting up again, the minute Deku started fighting back?
“I couldn’t just completely reject him” Guess who also sad that about their fiery spiky blond spouse in BNHA? Kacchan’s dad in that omake about their marriage.
Their relationship was wrong, but now it’s right.
They never talked about how they really felt. Communication is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship, folks. Go on. Talk about your feels. Your real feelings.
Of that was one hell of a hit.
That speedy recovery though. Deku is fast.
Oh wow Kacchan hit it too
That smile. That smile OMG that is THE HOTTEST, by far, that Deku has ever looked in animation. And I don’t say that lightly.
The translation here is either “I’ve” or “you’ve” gotten stronger. Both fit fine, which is the crazy part. Deku could be either saying that he himself has improved, or complimenting Bakugou, which does admittedly make more sense with what he was saying before, while ‘I’ve’ fits his cocky grin here better. I want him to flash a cocky grin more. It suits him. (BTW The English Dub compromises between the two and says’ we’ve both’.
Katsuki assumes Deku has a plan. Always overestimating him.
“That’s what I hate about you” OMG HE FINALLY TELLS HIM HOW HE FEELS. “I can never tell what you’re thinking” Because ya know he’s so good at understanding how everyone else thinks and feels.
He’s always being mean to Deku. Deku has seen him at his very worst and yet still admires him. Maybe that’s scary, you know? Unconditional love is…kinda terrifying. But so, so beautiful. So he has to rationalize it that Deku is just looking down on him.
Wow Deku sure took you long enough! He’s been saying that since day 1!
“I wouldn’t want anything to do with them anymore” Deku there you go being empathetic and wonderful and perfect again. So understanding you darling, darling boy.
“Along with the parts I hated about you, I saw all the amazing things you could do.” THAT’S ADMIRATION, FOLKS. ADMIRATION WITHOUT IDOLIZATION. Without hero-worship. Acknowledging the good and the bad. Seeing a person for who they really are and always, always seeing the best of them, even at their worst.
“MUCH CLOSER TO ME THAN ALL MIGHT” Do you hear him guys? The closest person to him, closer than All Might. Closer than his freaking #1 favorite hero. The dub version has “actually in my life”, which isn’t a bad idea either. Both are true. That is so powerful. The person who
Oh yeah and again how does Deku advance in power? How does he Go Beyond? KACCHAN. Full cowling, he found from him. OFA itself, he gained by saving him. And 8%.
THAT SMILE. “I thought you were amazing.” He loves you you idiot.
He kept chasing after him. He’ll never stop. He won’t just give up.
He passed him. And Bakugo looks happy. Possibly because he wants Deku to do better. Possibly because it seems to be confirming his might-makes-right theory. Possibly both.
ANIMATION-GASM AGAIN.
AHAHAHAHAHAH ITS THAT CUT ITS THAT CUT DEKU’S DANCING FEET
THE VOID AROUND THEM IT’S JUST YOU AND ME
AND THE BLOCK OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THIS IS THE MOST FREAKING BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION IVE EVER SEEN
I’m serious. They brought out all the stops for this one. Of course. they knew, they had to know, that this was it. The animation, too, had to be perfect, or else it wasn’t gonna come across. And it is. Even better, in my opinion, than the animation in the stuff that came before it. Bones you are incredible.
Higher gear. Can anyone doubt that Katsuki is important to Deku’s journey after this?
“This is gross, so I can’t say it”.. “I love you?” A reactor I follow actually said that after that line. That’s how intense they are.
Anyway IMAGE OF VICTORY SPEECH. The Ep that keeps on giving.
Kacchan is his image of victory. The other side of him. And he adopts some of his traits.
“The part of you I hate and yet” How much love can you have for a person when you can somehow still admire the darkest, meanest parts of them? I don’t have a very perfect definition of love but I think that’s probably a big part of it.
“my image of victory is of you” feels overload. Feels O.D.
dat crane shot.
My one disappointment with this episode is that they used the US of Smash OST instead of the Katsuki and Izuku OST for this scene. CMON GUYS. SERIOUSLY. THE KATSUKI AND IZUKU THEME HAD TO HAVE BEEN WRITTEN FOR THIS EPISODE AND THIS MOMENT ALONE. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING.
“I have to beat you” the music the feels omg
Hahaha psych. Kacchan wins anyway.
WOOF. Like OK this is in the manga, this positioning, but it’s only for one frame. In the anime it goes on for like, an uncomfortably long time, with the slow panting, and the close-ups on the twisting body parts, and…combined with the fact that all of Deku’s admiring girlfriends in this arc have also landed on top of him in a similar pose, and you can’t blame me for the fact that my mind went into rather…R-rated territory.
Kacchan’s disappointed. He didn’t want Deku to lose. He wanted Deku to win.
That breaking voice again. Don’t make me cry more dammit it’s too late.
ALL MIGHT! I need an MST3K style All Might commentary-reaction to this entire damn thing. Seriously Hori. If you ever do an extra, please make one that’s a serious of All Might panel reacting to this whole thing. I NEED THAT.
Finishing each other’s sentences again.
“It’s too late” IT’S NEVER TOO LATE YOU CYNICAL PORCUPINE.
This is such a great moment of catharsis. Why Deku indeed? Well, you’re about to learn.
THAT LINE DELIVERY AGAIN. That Broken voice. Both voice actors are too good.
Deku’s legs though. WOWSA. A little detail I’ve noticed is that Kacchan has really buff, sexy arms and Deku has really buff, sexy legs. Because those are the body parts they use, while the reverse parts are more average.
“I’m weak too” You’re making me weak I can’t take it. His voice his voice that fucking voice
DEKU’S EYES. THEY’RE WELLING.
HE’S GONNA CRY TOO.
I also need an All Might in my life. I kinda blame myself all the time for things outside of my control. Deku AND Kacchan both blamed themselves for what happened. For All Might’s end. And neither one was really responsible, but they’re just like that. I relate, painfully, to both of them. I have a Deku side and a Bakugo side - deep down, I think we all do. Maybe one more than the other, but that’s what you get when you create two characters who initially act as kind of…distilled embodiments of two sides of the super-hero coin. One all super with no hero, the other all hero with no super - at least, at the beginning.
THAT PIANO MUSIC IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. IT’S ALL MIGHT’S FREAKING THEME YA’LL!
Ooh boy All Might’s BKDK Speech! Both of their teachers ship them, you guys. All Might AND Aizawa both give big, beautiful speeches about their compatibility. In case you somehow missed it.
Being fixated on victory like you, young Bakugou…and wanting to save those in trouble, like you, young Midoriya…both of those feelings are necessary.” “You guys are perfect for each other”, says the reactor I mentioned earlier (who isn’t even a hardcore BKDK shipper, mind you, it’s just that it’s that obvious.) And it’s true. You need both. They want each other, they need each other, because they have what the other lacks. They complete each other.
This is the shonen rival equivalent of having the couple in a rom-com confess at the end of act one instead of act three. It upsets all the cliches and is all the better for it. Though even the most hardcore, dedicated anime rivals, I don’t think have ever gone this married-couple with the ‘mutual respect’ and ‘making each other stronger’ thing.
WIN AND SAVE SAVE TO WIN. They look each other in the eyes.
Oh god not that voice again I’m dying. Don’t make me cry again Kacchan.
“Don’t lose.” SUPPORTIVE KACCHAN I LOVE SUPPORTIVE KACCHAN.
“I’ll get stronger” CONFIDENT DEKU I LOVE CONFIDENT DEKU.
“Of the students only you.” ONLY YOU.
I put this moment really high on my list of Kacchan’s nicest moments, because it means a lot to me and to All Might. All Might acknowledges it. He’s a good secret keeper.
Oh and Deku thanks him too in the English Dub, BTW. Not the manga but nice dub touch.
OMG he’s such a Tsundere.
He told him everything. HE KNOWS. The only one who knows. None of Deku’s other love interests do. And he has no interest in telling them.
Kacchan asks why he told him. And I’ve got an answer, after obsessively rereading Chapter 11/rewatching Episode 8 a lot: BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU, YOU IDIOT. You were mad at him for lying about his quirk to you. You asked what was going on (loudly). You accused him of lying to you your whole life. So he told you the truth. Because he can lie to his mom, and he can lie to his friends and teachers and the entire freaking world. But he cannot lie to YOU. Because he loves you. Idiot baka.
Oh and what’s that music playing there? Why does that sound familiar? YOU SAY RUN YOU SAY RUN YOU SAY RUN IT’S BACK. And you know? That’s I think because YSR symbolizes Deku’s heroic inspiration. The inspiration he both takes in and gives to others. And here, he’s both being inspired by Kacchan, and inspiring him at the same time.
Now Kacchan is doing the same. “Chosen one” He knows. Deku is better. He’s gotta surpass him.
LOL THIS IS FUNNY. THEY SURE BICKER LIKE THEY’RE MARRIED.
This shot composition. Get it? ALL MIGHT’S THE THING BETWEEN ‘EM.
Oh and this. Yay some character development from Kacchan! Another nice moment of his in this ep. Three times!
All Might Meta’s a bit about how Kacchan took responsibility and felt bad and does a Mom guilt trip on Dadzawa. They’re getting to be kinda married too now.
“I went in pretty HARD”. OMG stop it you’re making me think bad things again. Just F*CK already.
Their first act as a married couple is to clean the house together. OMG domestic fluff.
And now for the best Post-credits scene ever.
Wow Uraraka ships it so bad.
Oh and some Todobaku bonus! Aw I guess Bakugou just turned down his 3some offer.
Ooh awkward silence.
YAY! Though they did kinda wreck it by having Deku bring it up instead of Kacchan
NOW THEY’RE HEALTHY ENOUGH TO TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE HUMAN BEINGS.
Kacchan just praised me. Life is good.
Episode 61 is my favorite episode of my favorite show. I think it’s the best and will never be topped. Feels, left and right. It’s really just perfect. Funny, all 3 of the transcendent, best-of-the-best BNHA eps (This, 49 and 23) are basically just two characters fighting for 20 minutes. Nothing more or less. Yet they’re all so, so good. And this one is…I don’t even know how to put it into words. It’s a phenomenal tour-de-force of acting, visuals, animation, music, and of course, writing, all combining together to be just absolutely unsurpassable. Everything that makes this series good, boiled down to it’s essence. And yes, this did seal the deal for me with BKDK. I liked it before, but this made it a done deal. No going back. And I love it.
BEST GIRL OF THE EP: Uraraka for being so supportive.
RANKER: Top 5 Best Moments of This Episode: (it’s really more like a top 50)
5. Deku’s little Dance number
4. True Rivals at Last
3. True feelings at last
2. The Image of Victory Speech
1. “Why did I become...”
#my hero academia#season 3 episode 23#deku vs kacchan 2#midoriya izuku#katsuki bakugou#all might#katsudeku#bakudeku#lol i basically just#screencapped the whole damn episode#like from top to bottom#i can't help it#i love it#the best#otp#bkdk is everything ya'll#this episode is so good#i don't think it'll ever be topped#they did it you guys#they actually went and did it and knocked it out of the park.
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I hope you are doing well may i request Nsfw and Sfw headcannons For Tetsutetsu And Kosei
I am doing quite fine anon bean thank you! I'd love to write kosei and tetsu (god I love my metal hottie) characters will be aged up in the NSFW headcanons!! Also reader is female
Word count: 8559
Warnings: nsfw content below and alotta fluff.
Kosei Tsubarbura
SFW
- very competitive when it comes to you.
- He shows off when you two go to the gym to work out. Dumbbells look awfully sexy when he's looking at you with those bedroom eyes.
- Coffee and ramen dates my dudes this guy dotes on you like you're the queen if England.
- Loves loves LOVES when you support him. Seriously this guy holds so much high standards for himself it's unbelievable at what lengths he'll go to be a good hero to his people. And you.
- complete sweetheart. He melts when you cook for him, help him with his training or anything else to help his life be much mire easier.
- But don't get it twisted. He goes above and beyond for you too.
- Gets mad when you think you have to do things yourself, what kind of a man would he be if he didn't help his old lady?.
- Can't help the lecherous thoughts flood his mind when you're just being. You.
- Wearing skimpy clothes of any kind? Touched him a certain way? Simply look his way with an all too sexy look of any kind? The man falters in his steps and has to stop himself before jumping you.
- You'd think after high school his closet perv would go down? Nope his thoughts only got worse after graduating and going out into the adult world.
NSFW under the cut
- he loves it when you use your tongue on him. Lap at his neck while whispering naughty things to him, making out with him, blow jobs. This man can't help himself your tongue does the hottest things to him. It should be a sin.
-He has a kink for doing the dirty in public.
- Netflix and chill. The dude pretty much invented it. Sex scene comes on the telley? Pssh guess what let's fuck.
- Praise kink. He needs to know he's fucking you good. And that you love him deeply.
- He's competitive in general so I van see this in effect tenfold in the bedroom.
- Sees how much he can get you to orgasm before the actually sex itself. Overestimation is a must in his book.
- of course he doesn't go too far he stops occasionally to make sure you're okay.
- His favorite position is Gemini and doggy style. Gives him a damn good view of your ass and loves watching it bounce and jiggle
- Gives that booty a nice spank too.
- Up to try anything you bring to the table. In fact he's a very adventurous man in the bedroom and isn't afraid of using toys of any size as long as it gets the job done and you both are splayed out on the bed sweaty and chests heaving in pure after glow.
- Takes very good care of you afterwards.
- Makes sure you're cooled off, gets wet rags and cleans you up
- Need a snack or drink he'll get it for you just wants you to be happy.
Tetsutetsu my metal hottie (also I really love this picture of him)
SFW
- GOSH this man here.
- Apple in your eye you fell for this man the moment you came to U. A to train to become a hero.
- Your friends from other classes at first complained about his loud and boisterous behavior.
- You shot them down immediately
- You thought he was the most beautiful man you've ever seen. The main thing that you loved most about him? His eyelashes. You were kinda jealous about them.
- approaching him on the other hand?
- Gosh you couldn't be as outspoken and honest as him
- He is an inspiration to you and you're whole class.
- When you finally had enough courage to tell him how you felt? He was taken aback for sure.
- It was during the villain attack at your camp you fought moonfish trying to protect an unconscious juzo and kodai.
- Running on pure adrenaline you ran to find kendo and tetsu whom you knew were nearby after your fight with the villain. With friends in tow you found the two. tetsutetsu was happy to see you were okay but angered at the sight of your bloody self .
- "TETSUTETSU IVE DISCOVERED MY DEEP SEATED FEELINGS FOR YOU AND I CANT IMAGINE A LIFE WITHOUT YOU IN IT. "
- god you were nervous the silence was deafening.
- "Like... Friends? " kendo facepalmed. "No idiot she just proclaimed her love to you. " his eyes lit up with glee.
- "Oh well why didn't ya say so!!?? " he enveloped you in the manliest hug possible.
- You two work out and eat healthy together now.
- After graduating from U. A you both decided to officially move in together.
- Best. Time. Of. Your. Life.
- you cook meals full of iron to help his quirk.
- The best dates with tetsutetsu are when you both go to arcades. Watching him play fighting games is so wholesome sometimes you forget you're supposed to be playing too and end up losing.
- "Babe!! Plus ultra!! You're supposed to kick that dirt bags ass!!"
- he's a movie night type of guy for sure. Mostly action and the like. Bends when you give him puppy eyes to watch something besides pure action. Your choices in films shocks and surprises him all the same.
- Horror.
- He gets so into yelling at the characters making dumb decisions and ends up dying. "THE CHIN. KICK HIM IN HIS BALLS DONT LET HIM KILL YOU. "you may or may not have recorded his reactions to movies before to show your friends later. He's such a dork
- Behind hugs while your doing anything around the house became a thing to him. Something about watching you work on anything you're doing at the time entices him to go up and hug tf outta you.
- He may be loud and hot headed but he's such a cuddle bug.
NSFW under the cut
- first off. Hes loud. Very loud
- the first time you both did the deed was in your living room. And apparently the walls are not near thick enough for this man.
- Neighbors complained some though gave tetsutetsu fist bumps.
- Eventually have to invest in moving into an actual house. In the country. Away from ears.
- You both wanted to do it way sooner, but being in school and the fact his mother threatened to kill him if he got you pregnant scared you both into waiting till after high school.
- when you realized how bad you loved this man and wanted the relationship to progress to physical intimacy was when he came home real late from patrolling. You woken to him just getting out of the shower and seen his bare back turned to you while he was rummaging for clothes to wear.
- God he was so sexy. Watching his muscles flex and move under his skin while water droplets fell. It made you so wet and the urge to climb him like a tree took over you.
- Slinking from bed as quiet as you could, you walked to him while he was putting a shirt on. Midway he felt small arms wrap around his stomach and stopped. His arms still in the air and shirt still over his head he felt your hands languidly move from his abs feeling every dip and curve of his body. Kissing his shoulder blades muttering words of praise to him.
- When your small hands reached his pecks feeling his clothed bulge grow in size through his sweatpants. He threw his shirt off him turning and picking you up so fast you squeaked a surprise.
- "Aight time to fuck."
- Sometimes his straight-forwardness was timed so right.
- his strength tends to leave him at times and forgets to be gentle. Unless you're into it he won't stop.
- Biting. That's it.
- Loves blowjobs
- His favorite position is any position especially those where he can pet you and see you're face contort in the most sinful expressions
- Gets off on you wearing his clothes.
- Walking around naked or in just a shirt and panties they'll be ripped off immediately.
- He tends to get jealous. Especially if you're around kirishima. I mean they're both nearly identical
- So jealous sex is common. Not that you'd complain. The mans got such a hot blooded personality and needless to say you love it when he's rough.
- The aftermath is messy and at times painful. So he always always takes care of his lady
- Hot baths together and watching a movie after is such a calming high.
- Praise kink
- May be dirty or gross to some but he's used your panties to beat the meat before.
- so all in all 100/10 Tetsutetsu is best man.
((Uhhmmm.... I'm sorry I wrote more for tetsutetsu than kosei I need to practice writing kosei more. I'm sure I am an inner hoe for him just gotta let her lose. But can you blame me? Tetsutetsu is best boy and deserves the whole damn world and then some. Please guys u be sleeping on him!))
Guys got anymore requests??? Send em in show me that inner hoe!!
🐲Queen Targe 🐲
#tetsutetsu tetsutetsu#bnha tetsutetsu#mha tetsutetsu#mha kosei#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#boku no hero imagines#boku no hero fanfic#boku no hero x reader#tetsutetsu x reader#kosei tsuburaba#class 1 b#don't read in polite company
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Highschool sweethearts { bohemian rhapsody cast AU} part 1
A/N : this is my first ever ff on tumblr and honesty im super nervous. also please be aware of fact that im not from english speaking country, so if there are any gramar mistakes im sorry. aand last Y/F/N is your friend´s name. please enjoy this thing
This story is inspired by liveaidfreddie story on archive of our own. ive read it weeks ago and i loved it and so here it is :)))
Word count: 1396
Pairing: Joe Mazzello x Reader, Gwilym Lee x Reader
@dancindeaky
* not my gif *
Rami, Gwilym, Joe and Ben are best friends since preschool. They trust each other more than they trust anyone else. And since they are on high school they trust each other with their love lives. Seriously. If boys didn't push on Gwil to ask YFN out he'd be still staring at her in every single class. Ben, who always dated the hottest cheerleaders was the one who pushed on him hardest.
,,Come on Gwil you can't hurt yourself that much! Go to her and ask her out!" Ben used to say while rolling his eyes.
And when they solved Gwil's problem they got another. Now it was Joe who had similar problem. And now it was on boys to help him with that.
XXX
monday 8am
,,You guys I've had the best saturday night!" Ben started as soon as everyone joined him next to his locker.
,,What's her name?" Gwil said with little chuckle.
,,Haha, funny. I actually don't know."
,,What does she look like?" Joe asked
,,Well she's a cheerleader, she's blonde, tall." Ben actually started to think.
,,You mean Gracie?" YFN asked and looked at Ben.
,,I guess."
All 5 of them started to laugh. Then it was just awkward silence.
,,Oh Y/N wait! Sorry boys I gotta go!" YFN literally ran away from lockers.
,,Damn it Joe! You gotta go ask her out on date!" Ben yelled at him.
,,Wh-what?"
,,Yeah, we've all seen how you just watched her walk down the hall. And it's not only that." Rami said calmly.
,,Rami's right! You watch her all the time in class, you're always looking forward the lunch because you may sit with her, sadly you always sit with us." Gwil continued what Rami started.
,,Oh guys come on! It's nothing! There's other million people here how do you know I watched her? Or how do you know I'm always looking at her in class?" Joe raised his eyebrows.
,,It's obvious Joe. I've been there. So go and ask her out! It's really nothing!"
,,Well that's easy for you to say, Gwil. You have girlfriend now."
,,But he had to go through that part too." Ben nodded
,,Okay maybe I'll talk to her."
XXX
,,Hey YFN, can I ask you something?" Joe said after he sat down at the lunch table.
,,You and Y/N are friends right?" YFN nodded.
,,What do you need?"
,,Well I wanna know if it's worth it to ask her out." Joe whispered.
,,Okay I'll find out how things are." YFN whispered too.
,,What are you two whispering about?" Gwil asked as he sat down with other 3 boys
,,Well, Joe wanted to know if I can find out what are his chances with Y/N."
Joe gave her really mad look. He didn't want boys to know that he's actually scared to ask her out. She saw her as the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She had many friends and he always thought that it'd be weird if popular girl dated some guy who only has 3 friends. Joe was also secretly jealous of YFN and Gwil's relationship because that's what he wanted with Y/N since he first saw her.
,,Joe you're alright?" Rami asked
,,Yeah, yeah I'm fine." He put on the fakest smile ever.
XXX
*Y/N*
Right after the lunch YFN went to look for YN. She wanted Joe to be happy because she knew what he sees in her. YN was pretty. Her y/e/c (your eye color) and her y/h/c (your hair color) hair attracted every single guy. If it was like in movies she'd be the main cheerleader and she'd date quarterback.
,,Hi Y/N! What you're doing?"
,,Um homework?" Y/N laughed a bit.
,,I wanted to ask you something." Y/F/N sat down next to her.
,,Do you know this guy, um I think his name's Joe? You know the cute one, heh."
,,Yeah, I do why?"
,,I was just wondering if you think he's, you know, pretty or something like that." Y/F/N started to feel really awkward.
,,He's really nice and sweet. And he's super cute."
,,So you like him a bit?" Y/F/N's eyes just opened a little more.
,,A bit, yeah." Y/N didnt look away from her notebook.
,,Okay fine, I-I have to go to the class. So see you there I guess!" Y/F/N left the class and immediately started looking for Gwil.
She wanted to tell him first. Gwil was the person she trusted the most and she also wanted to know how to tell Joe. But unfortunately Joe was with Gwil. They were leaning on Gwil's locker. Y/F/N slowed down a bit. At the moment she was torn between telling it to Joe right away or asking Gwil about it .
,,Oh, hey Y/F/N. Have you talked with Y/N yet?" Joe smiled.
,,Um, yeah... I did."
,,And?"
,,Well... she said... that... she thinks that you're... um cute." Y/F/N smiled back.
Joe looked really suprised. And confused at the same time.
,,I told you it'll be fine!" Gwil pushed him.
Joe started smiling even more than he was before. He was definitely planning the date in his head. Both Gwil and Y/F/N were just staring at him. This was followed by an awkward silence. Joe was just blankly looking at ground. With huge smile on his face.
,,Thank you so much!" Joe unexpectedly hugged Y/F/N and then speechless left.
XXX
Since Y/F/N told Joe about the fact that Y/N finds him cute he couldn't stop thinking about asking her out. He was anxious and scared she would say no. What if he'll say something dumb? What if Y/F/N made that up just to make him happy? His head was full of what if's. He was standing in front of the mirror in boys's restroom. He was leaning on the sink. He was standing like this for couple of minutes.
,,Hi I just wanted to ask you..." Joe was getting ready to ask Y/N out ,,No, no, no that's dumb. Think, Joe, think! So I heard you liked me... What the hell? Who am I? Ben? This is crap!"
,,What is crap?" Second Joe said that Rami entered the room.
,,Um... nothing. Nothing is crap." Joe said quickly.
,,Come on dude I know something's going on."
,,Well okay. Y/F/N told me that Y/N thinks I'm cute and I wanna ask her out but I don't know how."
,,Um just ask her? I don't know either. Seriously just ask her. If it goes wrong then it goes wrong. Things like that happen all the time." Rami just shrugged his shoulders.
,,Wow, thanks man." Said Joe ironically.
,,You're welcome." Rami laughed and watched Joe leave.
XXX
Right after he talked to Rami, he went to find Y/N. He kept repeating himself that it is now or never. Maybe this is his only chance to ask her out. Maybe he'll never get chance to ask the girl of his dreams out again. Really anxious Joe found her in empty class. She was sitting on the couch in the back. Smiling down on her phone. Joe loved that smile. It was just a soft smile with little laugh. She always did that in classes, or when her friends were talking to her.
,,Hey!" Joe waved at her.
,,Hi!" She smiled back at him.
,,Can I sit down?" Y/N nodded and Joe sat next to her.
,,So... I wanted to. Um no I'm sorry." At this point Joe knew he screwed it.
,,What is it?"
,,Nothing I just... really it's nothing." Lines like you idiot kept repeating in Joe's head.
,,You sure it's nothing? You look really worried." Y/N looked at him from head to toe.
,,Yeah everything's fine." Joe smiled.
,,Well okay then. I gotta go." Y/N stood up and Joe realized that he can't just let her go.
,,Y/N wait! I have to ask something. You know I like you. A lot. And I don't want to blew this off. So I wanted to know if you'd like to go out with me?" Joe felt like a huge stone fell of his chest.
,,I like you too. And I guess I would love to go out with you." Y/N smiled and this was the happiest moment of Joe's life.
to be continued...
#joe mazzello#joe mazzello x reader#gwilym lee#gwilym lee x reader#rami malek#ben hardy#high school#au
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Does CJ like come out or is it sort of more natural where she just lets her parents know as soon as she starts feeling things for girls so they can help her figure out how she wants to identify
She sort of comes out but it’s not coming out to her. One day, she pulls Clarke aside and is “mom, can I talk to you?” And CJ can get so serious sometimes, she gets it from Lexa, that Clarke is all worried. CJ’s pacing around and scratching her head, then just launches in like, “You know how like I like girls? Like I established that in fourth grade, I like girls that’s that, it’s no big deal and like I thought I was done figuring it all out...” Meanwhile, Clarke is like (since when do you like girls? You like girls?? What??)??? And CJ continues like “well there’s this guy in my class and he’s like the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. But he’s trans which is obviously fine but like what if I’m being a major transphobe and I’m like not respecting that he’s totally 100% a man and I’m attracted to him because I like girls?? Like ive always just liked girls I’m so confused and if I like him for the wrong reasons that would make me the actual devil. I don’t know what to do and I’m so worried I’m being an awful shit storm of a human and—“ And Clarke has to grab CJ to keep her from pacing and she looks at her daughter and goes, “Ceej, honey, have you ever considered that maybe you’re bi? Or pan?” “I—“ CJ stops and thinks about it. “Oh right.”“Yeah?”“Yeah...yeah that makes sense. So you don’t think I’m a transphobe?” “Sweetheart, no. You have a trans/non-binary parent who you love and respect and affirm very much. You have always respected and supported people’s various gender expressions. I don’t think you’re a transphobe. Do you?” “No. No I mean of course not. I just...ive never liked a dude before. But I saw him and I was like...YES. You know?”Clarke smiles and nods. “Just keep self analyzing and self critiquing. Make sure you’re aware of any cissexism that may creep into your thinking. And if you’re worried about any of your thoughts and opinions, talk to nonny.”
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The Taste Of Your Heart - Part II
Characters: Dean x Reader
Word count: 1780 words
Warning: Angst and a little smut (weird mix)
Resume: Lorelay opened up to Dean and something happens.
Master’s List | Part I | Part III | Part IV | Part V
Many months later, you and boys are hunting in town near the bunker, you and Dean are at motel doing some research while Sam is following a hint that was not that strong, but they agreed it was better to check it out.
You and boys have grown very fond of each other, you liked them the same, that’s what you told yourself, but you couldn’t help to find excuses to spend a tiny bit more time with Dean, you just couldn’t help it, you loved his company, his empathetic conversations, his stupid jokes and you even afforded to enjoy the view that was too obvious to ignore.
Dean is at the bathroom, Sam had been gone for a while and Dean was getting a bit restless. You get up from the table and threw your back to the bed looking at the ceiling and letting your mind wonder: Did you started the apocalypse? How was it Dean? And the most important Do you really trust me? You sure trusted the boys, also felt like they trusted you back even though the means never justified them to say it out loud, their actions said it all the time. But part of you really wanted to hear it specially from Dean.
Dean gets out of the bathroom and you sit on the bed.
“Gave up already?”
“I think we earn a break.”
Dean stares at you like he knows you have been thinking. “Hum.” He pauses. “What is wrong Y/N?”
“Nothing is wrong Dean.” You stand up.
“What are you thinking? I know you, sometimes you just zoom out and it can’t be about flowers and puppies.”
You get closer to Dean and he swallows because he got nervous. You made Dean nervous, sometimes you noticed it but all the times you dismissed it. You didn’t want to see it and didn’t allow yourself to spend time thinking about it, you just kept going and subconsciously getting tighter and tighter to what you felt for that man.
“May I ask you something Dean Winchester?”
“Shoot.” Dean looks you in the eyes.
“About the apocalypse…. Did you-“
“Started it?” He completes.
“Yes. Not that I am proud of.” He frowns, and observes you feeling suspicious. “Does it change anything?”
“No.” You sit on the bed by your bag.
“Didn’t you know that? I mean…”
“Demons lie and so do people.” You say. “Can I ask you something else?”
“Oh babe, you can ask me anything you want.” He smirks, and you roll your eyes.
“If you think you’re gonna make me forget about the subject with your jokes and your cute face, your wrong.”
Dean heads to the bed next to yours and sits down too and you rotate your body to face him.
“This is stupid…” You take a deep breath and Dean’s heart races off in a sprint. “But I just need to hear it Dean. Do you trust me?”
Her words were a relief in Dean’s chest.
“God for a moment I thought you were going to ask something else.” Dean looks away shaking his anxiety.
“What?”
“Oh nothing.” Dean clears his throat.
“So?” Dean looks at her.
“Of I do Y/N.” Dean’s eyes got sad and tender by the thought that you would doubt that, and you melted in the inside.
Both of you gazed at each other for a few seconds, lost in whatever was it that you were feeling.
“You are part of family now, what are you talking about did you hit your head or something?” Dean lets out very nervously when he realizes that you were both gazing.
That was more of what you were waiting to hear, even though it settled you heart to hear the feeling in Dean’s first reaction, this second sentence settled you head.
“It’s just… It’s very hard for me trust people Dean but I trust you and I got caught in this feeling of…”
“I get it.” Dean cuts in. “I get it Y/N, you were alone for many years and you just teamed up with us. I admire you, I do, I don’t know how to be without my brother, I don’t know how to do this life alone and you do.” You felt yourself blush. “You are great with us. You’re family now Y/N. That means we love each other, trust each other and stick together, no matter what.”
“Dean I… That means a lot.”
“You know, I never thought you would stuck by this long, but you guessed you got cozy.” You laugh like a crazy.
“I guess I did Winchester.”
You smiled again at him and for the first time in your life you could relate to what he was saying, to that feeling of belonging. That’s what you felt, that you belonged by them even though your head didn’t believe it.
“You know Dean, I was a gypsy growing up, we had a van and we traveled around country. I was 13, maybe 14, I don’t quite remember, it was summer. We parked somewhere a bit too into the woods in Questa, New Mexico, I went to take a walk alone, I and my brother had a fight and… and when I came back, they were all gone. Just gone.” Your eyes were already tearing up. “I waited the night, alone, scared, barely slept, wondering if they had left, but the place was a mess, there was blood… I screamed, called for my mom, my dad, my grandma and my brother… Looked for my baby sister everywhere… Nothing. The next morning, I ran… took the money I could find, packed my bag and ran. Some years later found out a Wendigo had caught them, I was lucky he didn’t come back for me. About 6 years ago hunted the motherfucker down.”
“I’m sorry.” Dean finally said.
“As you might imagine, I don’t have… I couldn’t stay somewhere for too long… I managed to find my aunt and stay with her until I was 17, but then she died, I didn’t want to get put in a foster home so I got fake ID, did some weird jobs to get money, started reading and getting information here and there, did some things I am not proud of to get information or cover up tracks… That was when I found out about the Wendigo and started hunting.” Pause. “So, as you see you’re not the only one who is a little bit screwed up.” You giggle.
“I guess… I guess I the big difference between you and me is that I had dad and Sam, and you had… I’m sorry.”
He didn’t really know what to say and you noticed.
“Hey I’m alive and kicking am I?” You said between hiccups and cleaning your tears with your bare hands.
Dean gets up and sits by your side, placing a arm around you.
“I miss my family…” Tears. “I miss them a lot, Dean. I was used to be surrounded with people, people that I cared about and all over sudden I was alone… Thrown away, literally. Couldn’t trust anyone, couldn’t be trusted back. So I get it, if you don’t trust me… I mean…”
“Hey, hey, Y/N I trust you.”
“Oh come on! You said it yourself, I’ve hunted alone all my life and now all over student just pared up with Dean Winchester for a couple of hunts, I am not stupid, I am not waiting for a promise ring.” You exploded. Got up. Raised you voice. Let out all the rage inside you and didn’t even realized you were throwing away the man you loved.
Dean rests his elbows in his knees, watching you cry in front of him. He slowly gets up and puts his arms around you.
“Maybe…” hiccup. “Maybe, this is a bad idea.”
“It’s not Y/N. It’s ok.”
You made him feel good and anxious and worm at the same time… You feel his harms around you and then you feel a gentle kiss in your forehead and a shy caress in your neck. You snuggle in him, you fell his hand holding your head against him and you sense the smell of leather mixed with ozone and a faint sweat. You felt so safe. Like you didn’t feel for a lifetime. Dean’s hug was strong and caught you under surprise. All over sudden everything was better.
There’s a long glance when dark meets green, and you lean to each other, with one single kiss softly your bodies come even closer together and he strokes your face sweeping a tear away. Your heart rates increase, at first your breaths speed up, turning instable and tiring. Your kisses become longer, and you deliver to each other. Your bodies shake from the inside out with adrenaline popping in your veins.
Dean didn’t resist any longer, he had imagined that moment for a long time, more precisely since the moment he saw you. He lost counts to the times he confused himself looking at you, marveled at your body. But he fell in love for you as a person, no doubt, brave, straightforward, tender at times, generous… He knew he was in love with you, he just tried very hard to see you as a friend, when in a Hunters world is not wise to be more than that, you made him dream about a completely different universe.
To you Dean is a God on Earth, strong, funny, smart, brave as hell, great company, amazing partner and the hottest and more beautiful man you have ever seen. You remember the day you met him, he was the reason you were turning down that drink and, also the reason why you accepted it. He made you feel safe like you never did and so, but so vulnerable it made you want to run away.
Your kisses swap away the sadness, the tears and the angst. Your bodies are hot and craving for each other, you feel him get hard under his pants and he starts pulling his shirt off. The kisses are frivolous, and you can´t wait to get lost in each other. Now shirtless he picks you up and grabbing her you and throwing you in the bed starts to kiss you on the neck, the collarbone, the boobs, the belly and then unbuttons your jeans, taking them of in two seconds. After all the clothes are of, you pull him in desire.
“God I’m so wet.” You whisper in his ear making a kinky smirk in Dean’s lips.
Dean slides inside you and immediately you start moaning. You don’t care about the noise, just the fact you have each other now.
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Dr Styles
Dr Harry Styles was an elite cardio thoracic surgeon and the best in the field, he was also the hottest doctor in the hospital and you were the surgical intern who happened to have a huge crush your boss.
There was no denying that being a surgical intern was hard. The hours, the being a slave to your attending, the blood, the competition to be the best against every other intern, the constant expectation to not kill anyone. So when starting out at a new hospital after moving across the country you never expected to add falling in love with your attending to the list of things making being an intern hard. Dr Harry Styles was not only one of the best cardio surgeons in the country, a badass in the OR constantly trying new techniques and letting the interns try things way above their skill level, but he was extremely attractive. You’d always thought that the thing about no one ever looking good in scrubs was true, but the second you had seen Dr Styles in those blue scrubs post heart transplant you knew they’d never seen him. You were in awe of him as were so many other interns, people fought over who would be in surgeries with him argued over who sat near his table in the cafeteria and there was waiting list to watch him do a teaching lab, and you were on it.
You were late, running through the hospital avoiding crashing into any nurses, patients or anything else than may have been lining the hallways. The first day of being taught by Dr Styles and you had to have been thrown up on by someone in the emergency room after picking up an extra shift to try and pay off the medical school bills you had ,requiring you to change scrubs and run 3 minutes and 45 seconds late to pre rounds. You had hopped you’d be able to sneak in ad go unnoticed, there was 6 others being taught by him today, you were an intern, so unimportant he’d never even realise you were gone. “ Dr Y/L/N, please explain to me, your fellow interns and Mrs O’hare who is in heart failure and needing surgery today why your 3 minutes and 47 seconds late” he didn’t even make eye contact with you while the words laced with venom slipped out causing everyone in the room stare at you, wild eyed and out of breathe from running. “ Im sorry Dr Styles, Mrs O’hare, I was thrown up on in the ER I didn’t want to show up covered in vomit” you scrambled out apologising, the interns snickering away before Dr Styles shushed them and continued on talking about the patient.
The day dragged on, between checking on patients and taking blood samples from Dr Styles to the labs to patients from their rooms to CT, MRI or x-ray you were exhausted. The main competition between interns was who could clock the most hours in the OR and being the new girl the attending’s didn’t know you as well as the others therefore not trusting you in their surgeries like the others. You were at the nurses station outside Mrs O’hares room updating her chart downing your 4th cup of coffee when you heard someone clear their throat. “ Dr Y/L/N , an update on Mrs O’hare please” his accent was so dreamy to you as someone who had grown up in another country that it took you a second to register what he said before snapping back to focus and giving him an update “ Hmm, have you ever seen a heart transplant y/n?” Harry spoke staring at you with such intense eyes, ones that you knew had been at the hospital much longer than your average surgeon. “ No Dr Styles Ive seen videos and read about it in medical journals but never in real life” you spoke shakily, there goes another surgery you thought, experiencing a heart transplant was a major benefit, one you knew the others in your intern year had seen and you hadn’t. “ That settles it then, prep Mrs O’hare for surgery in an hour and bring her to OR 4, you’re assisting me” you thanked him as he walked away like he had asked you to grab him a coffee rather than offering you a case that could put you in the lead of your intern class. You were ecstatic over the moon to be able to see the surgery let alone be in the same room as such an outstanding surgeon.
The surgery had been amazing, you were allowed to open the patient and was allowed to stay next to the table to assist with clamps and suction the whole surgery, until Mrs O’hare’s heart stopped beating and she died. You’d never lost a patient before, never been in the room when a patient coded or was shocked, sure you knew how to do all the things if need be they happen, but you’d never been in the situation to realise how much it hurt. You stood at the basin scrubbing trying not to cry, you had no idea how hard this would be, especially now when your surgical icon was in the other room signing a piece of paper to hand over the patients body to the morgue before he walked into the scrub room and started washing next to you. “ You did great in there today Dr Y/L/N, losing a patient is hard, but you have to remember they knew the risks and that you did everything you could to save them” he spoke quietly into the room sensing that you weren’t the same bubbly girl you had been when the surgery had started 4 hours ago. A tear had slipped down you cheek, you couldn’t wipe it away till you had finished scrubbing which meant you couldn’t also stop the stream of little tears that decided to flow. “ How do you do this Dr Styles? How do you get over it , I wasn’t even the lead surgeon and all I feel like doing is crying because she’s dead” you just about sobbed. “ You don’t get over your first death Dr Y/L/N, you learn that you did your best like you swore an oath to do and that you learnt from that a patient and you will try harder next time” he spoke calmly finishing scrubbing and leaning against the basin to look at you. “ She was someones mum, and grandma and wife and sister and daughter and she’s gone because we couldn’t get her back” you couldn’t help the tears from flowing now and you were thankful it was just the two of you in the room to see you sob over the basin. “ Please don’t cry y/l” Dr Styles spoke so sweetly causing you to look up at him. You’d never realised how young he was before now, he’d only just be a few years older than you but you’d completely over looked it due to his success in the field. “ Im sorry Dr Styles, I just wanted to do so well today, I didn’t think she’d die” you cried and before you could even register it he had pulled you into his scrubs covered chest rubbing his hand on your back to sooth you while shushing you and telling you everything would be okay.
You had stayed like that in the scrub room for a few minutes as you slowly calmed down while Dr Styles had held you. “ Thank you” you said wiping your eyes as you pulled away from his embrace tears now on his dark navy scrubs. “ Your welcome y/n, but Im your attending so this cant happen again. Im here to teach you, and if I come to believe you cant recover from a loss of patients well in the future, I will have to let the hospital know your inability to be a surgeon death is something you need to come to terms with, understand?” the kind, sweet man who had just been there comforting you was long gone and in his place took a surgeon who could barely look you in the eye. “ Yes, sir I understand” you spoke looking down at your feet suddenly feeling embarrassed of what had just happened. “ Good, I want notes on what happened in the surgery and what could have changed the outcome in Mrs O’hare’s file in an hour” he curtly spoke before exiting the room, the sudden realisation that Dr Harry Styles had the inability to make or break your career, and despite your major crush and the sweetness you had just encountered, it had dawned on you that ,this precise moment could give him reason to end your career.
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Holy ashtray, Jessie! If we are talking 'bout fancast, may I say I think that David Gandy as Tony Stark is just the perfectest thing I've ever seen in this world? I mean, I know the guy is not an actor but the hottest model, and although I love Rob D. Jr. in character, David has that /something/ that makes me imagine him as my selfish rich boy. I don't know... Call it charm or so. Also! Danila Kozlovsky as Bucky Barnes, holy smokes— Where do I have to sign for that to happen?
i am of the mind that rdj can how u say…….. choke so i would love to see someone other than him lmao he’s made mcu tony so gimmicky and cheap and ive been dyin for some good iron man content since like 2003. david gandy is a good lookin dude so i could go for that for sure
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Ali & Carly
Ali: this is why i don't wear shoes Ali: i have lost one??? Ali: rescue it if you see it Carly: what do they look like Ali: just a kinda tan sandal thing Ali: just a penneys special so not the end of the world, should chuck the other one so someone can have the pair Carly: come & bring me food & then youll be here to reunite them Carly: but yea k will lean out my door & see if its there Ali: love the enthusiasm, babe 😜 Ali: can feel your come down from here Carly: dont barely remember the come up Carly: wtf happened last night Ali: not in a much better position myself but uhm Ali: mayhem, that's for sure Ali: i think you might've gone home with the wrong cousin Carly: shit Carly: my bad Carly: better read my txts Carly: who did you go w ? Ali: didn't go that far with anyone Ali: 💍 remember and such a 😇 Ali: ronan was in a mard though and i weren't up for listening to that so 🤷 Carly: aw Carly: sorry baby i'll calm him down Ali: it's chill 😂 bless him Ali: no need on my account tho i'm sure he'd be down, despite protests otherwise Carly: my inbox is Carly: cba w this rn Ali: oh baby, want a bacon sarnie and a secretary? Carly: yea Carly: gonna throw my phone w your shoe Ali: i woke up to a mystery dickpic on my phone Ali: is it rude to ask which one it belongs to because lads, sorry, not that memorable that i'm picking it out of a line-up Ali: you'll know, been more recent, i'll come over with food and lucozade for real and ruin your day with that lovely image and the actually rather creative sexts that went with it Ali: 10/10 for effort, sir Carly: cant put it on the cv or school report but my memory for 'em is good Carly: if ive seen it i'll id it Carly: ill laff if its the large ginge cousin whose name i never got Carly: sounded like a cough Ali: that's a talent and if the man can't see that, fuck him Ali: and his job in tescos, like Ali: i mean, shouldn't have a preference but i hope not 😂 Ali: soz honey but Carly: thanks baby Carly: I hope its that token english Carly: he was fit Ali: can reply if you like Ali: worse ways to waste a sunday morning than messing with boys Ali: sounding like a priest Ali: oops Carly: ha Carly: i found some fucking funny vids of us so maybe the phone shouldnt go out window before youve had a look Ali: yes, i need to see that Carly: [sends her fave of the vids] Ali: aww Ali: we're fun drunks Ali: love that for us Carly: yea Carly: im a messy bitch tho Carly: no wonder i went w the hero cousin Ali: meh, things happen at parties, everyone knows that Ali: not like you're proper attached is it Ali: though he's gonna be annoying now probs but day in the life when you're irresistible, yeah? Carly: youd know babe Carly: he wont be on site long never is Carly: so idc Carly: saved me for a nite boy youre welcome Ali: duh Ali: hottest couple in town Ali: one for the wank bank anyway Carly: yea & he is fit Carly: give him that Carly: esp when i dont understand what hes saying Ali: the best kind Ali: a boy you don't have to speak to 😜 Ali: if that's all it takes like, whip out the Gaeilge Carly: youve got the giggles but yea Carly: true Carly: but on site id just have all the oldies chatting at me if i could Carly: not trying to make them go weak Ali: they ain't daddies? boo 😥 Carly: some got many kids but thats it Carly: say something to me then Ali: [sends voice memo, probably has dirty words she'd recognise from site life and lots of loling] Carly: k Carly: so hot Carly: if your gf is mad at me for stealing you last nite you can smooth things over w her like that Ali: might have to Ali: though it ain't you she's 😤 with Ali: poor ronan, shoulda done more than snog him if she comes for him, not even worth it for that Carly: ill protect him when he lets me back near Carly: cant stay mad at this Carly: sure your girls the same Ali: She's mad 24/7 babe, just gotta hold on, like 😂 Ali: we want different things now but that's not a convo for this morning like jesus Carly: whos got the energy Carly: cba w angry Carly: yea you want a sarnie Ali: exactly, and i wanted to have fun last night but may as well have said i want his dick in or around my mouth k bye babe Carly: ha Carly: that would be fun tho Ali: tell that to past you, dashing his threesome dreams like 🤷💔 Carly: still time Ali: not me you need to promise baby Carly: yea but id rather talk to you Ali: 💚 Ali: you cute Carly: all you Carly: how you look so good coming from band? wtf Ali: psh please Ali: it was all about you 🙇 Carly: if that was true why is every memory i got from last nite just you Carly: facts Ali: had to get you away from that mirror somehow, like 😉 Ali: it was fun Carly: ha Carly: cuz your talents got me like Carly: yea it was Ali: helps when the canvas already beautiful babe Carly: aw Carly: youre sweet Ali: 🍓 Carly: gonna make me cry Ali: don't cry lil one Ali: the bacon is coming Ali: got roped into doing a shady kid swap, where is my ma, take this demon child Carly: you can bring him if you want Carly: ill put clothes on before Ali: cockblocked again 😉 Ali: nah, he needs to go get shoes Ali: ironically and unlucky, twat Carly: what size is he Carly: i can ask around when i look for yours Carly: lads flog everything and anything here on sundays Ali: his feet are big man Ali: he's only little but he's lanky af, unlike me Ali: that's fun tho Ali: imma go shopping Carly: aw Carly: yea wish i was taller Carly: ffs ma and da Ali: literally Ali: least neither of my sisters are model tall or i'd be more raging Ali: we make it work, babe Carly: & i dont have any sisters Carly: well done on that one tho ma & da Ali: speak for yourself Ali: i'm gutted Carly: oww Carly: trying to replace me like the vows were no thing Ali: you know you're my one and only Ali: but a woman got needs Carly: thats what your gf is for Carly: no Ali: yeah but i'm allowed wishful thinking too Ali: damn Carly: ive given you the mental image of me naked Carly: what more you need Ali: are you jealous of your hypothetical sister? Carly: yea if you like her more Ali: aw baby, 'course not Ali: she's a ride, yeah, but bit of a bitch too, like Carly: ha Carly: takes after our ma like Ali: sadly, straighter than you Ali: 👎 Carly: like theres a ranking Carly: just straight or not yea Ali: I mean, it is a scale but I'm not gonna try and bond with your Ma giving her the test for it, like Ali: could we tie her down for a sec, obvs Carly: hit her when shes washing up Carly: takes long Ali: okay, i'll dry 😉 Ali: what an offer Carly: trying to make me vom now Carly: take crying or blushing over Ali: soz babe Carly: her & my da dont fuck but still dont reckon youre her type Ali: don't know what's worse, that, or knowing they do Carly: im good w them not Carly: sound carries Carly: no secrets in the caravan Ali: sure there's a toilet block they could go to Ali: keeping it sexy Carly: sure my da's there doing his cry wank Carly: while my ma checks the talent Carly: we got that to look forward to in our marriage in a few years Ali: who's scouting who's cranking Ali: because frankly, i refuse either Carly: im the biggest slag so probs me Carly: sorry Ali: and I'm not Ali: igloo sisters how many times now?! 😂 Carly: ha Carly: but youre loyal Carly: me and my ma dont kno the meaning like Ali: am i Ali: you miss the part when i got on ronan Carly: o yea Carly: i forgot Ali: idk what i'm gonna do about that Ali: instant gameover but its literally so irrelevant Carly: hes a ride Carly: you should be excused for it Ali: she's a 6 on that scale, yeah, massive gay Ali: so she ain't seeing that, never mind the other shit Carly: shit yea Carly: dont tell her Ali: does that make me the worst? Ali: i should hm Carly: hes not gonna speak to her Carly: and if he brags you can call it that Ali: Yeah Ali: I don't know Carly: its that or tell her Carly: & say youre sorry Carly: we were all wasted Carly: not like you have feelings for him Ali: You're right, obviously Ali: like that's the truth but yeah Ali: might leave it unless I need to go there Ali: soz God, swing by confession later Carly: tell her youre a bi cliche Carly: she'd love it Carly: use the scale Ali: she would tho Ali: validate everything she's ever sneaky or not so thought about me Ali: soz, i need a constant stream of p n v or i die Carly: a girl has needs Carly: what am i a 1? Ali: its like dis Ali: 1- all straight 2- mostly straight but lil gay 3- equal/bi 4- mostly gay but still lil into opposite 5- total gay Ali: but not gonna resist the urge to tell you you a 10 Carly: 🥇 Carly: i like that you're 3 tho. 3's a lucky number Ali: and a magic one 🔮 Carly: yea cuz youre magical Ali: believe it baby Carly: i do Ali: right, finally leaving, be like 10 Ali: doing the opposite to a walk of shame rn, strutting back in like what's good Carly: you gotta Carly: own it baby Carly: havent found your shoe tho sorry Carly: maybe ronan took it cuz he loves you so bad Ali: 😂 oh my god Ali: like a horny puppy Carly: yea Carly: building a shrine to you rn probs Ali: or he wanna play cinderella Ali: such a ridiculous fairytale, as far as they go Carly: how wasted was the prince that he cant remember what she looks like Carly: k been there but not trying to wife anyone Ali: right?! also, sure plenty of bitches a size 5, like??? Ali: was it a magic shoe Ali: no explanation, frankly Carly: yea like me and you have the same size Carly: ill take your prince for a ride bitch Ali: 😂 Ali: he cool with that Ali: that's the tea Ali: boy gives no fucks, long as it ain't a man in drag Carly: he hasnt met your brother tho Carly: boy looks good Ali: eww Ali: stop that thought right there Carly: dont get jealous Carly: not gonna go there Ali: not jealous, but repulsed 😷 Carly: k babe Carly: if you say so Ali: trust, you wanna see jealous you'll see it soon enough if you go there Ali: 😂 bea don't fuck about Carly: have to go for one of your other hot brothers Ali: trying be my sister in law and wife Ali: kickin it country Carly: you kno Carly: been on site too long Ali: forreal, not gotta hang with the traveller lads that hard baby Carly: after last nite not gonna be hanging w them for a while Ali: let 'em fight it out amongst themselves Ali: defs for the best Carly: yea Carly: hide w me babe Carly: gonna be so bored Ali: gonna Ali: i'll peep their wares another day Ali: not a euphemism Carly: sounds dirty tho Ali: yeah, regretted it as i said it but hey Ali: love me a sale and a gypsy boy Carly: no regrets boo Carly: they love you too Carly: esp whoever send the dick pic Ali: the real mystery Ali: soz everyone else with your drama but we gotta know Carly: i do need to be knowing Carly: thats my wife lads Ali: awh you gonna defend my honour n delicate sensibilities Carly: yea Carly: youre an angel Ali: you're so cute Carly: its you Carly: my parents came back Carly: gonna have to run Ali: oh no i am en route Ali: where you going boo Carly: i'll catch you and we can find somewhere theyre not Carly: ha church Carly: can you eat there cuz im not looking to die for jesus Ali: yeah for sure, not in the pews like its the cinema, like Ali: can go park if you wanna Ali: or up the mountain if you can hack it, like Carly: youre so smart Carly: like your mouth Carly: but yea Carly: date time Ali: awh yeah Ali: this picnic ain't goals i'm so sorry babe Ali: least the weather's looking up Carly: idc Carly: get to be w my boo Ali: 😍 Carly: i look crazy Carly: havent got dressed faster w out getting fucked before since idc Carly: idk Ali: i like crazy Ali: and beside me you'll probs look totally normal 😉 Carly: you look hot every day baby Carly: facts Ali: all these compliments got me feeling 🔥 obvs Carly: thats how i want it Ali: gonna have you flying high too Ali: top of the world, baby Carly: aw Carly: whats in the food like Ali: 😂 Ali: just faith n trust n pixiedust, of course Carly: you can snort pixiedust yea? Carly: k Ali: you gon' be mad when i've got nothing but sandwiches and half a donut Carly: nah Carly: cant be mad at you Carly: too cute Ali: and donuts are life Carly: true
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