#ratto rants

[rattotheimperialcheesegod]

why are so many of the mcd men allergic to growing any facial hair? like when i saw garroth without his helmet for the first time i believe no one expected the cleanest and most youthful looking man to ever exist like wth

ken doll looking ass--GROW A BEARD

[persephoneflouwers]

Persephone references in Harry’s art

By now, you should know I rant a loooot about stuff like this. I read this today and I thought “okay it kinda makes sense why don’t I start navigate the dark side of mythology on the internet and see what I can find?”. So that’s what I did and let me say… I am not disappointed. Must be useful to give a fast read to some of the previous chapters, though. So here:

Pierrot

The moon and She

philosophical trip and some bowie reference of fine line

Why do I think this is interesting? First of all, it’s art and there’s myth, so that makes my eyes glittering i swear. What we are talking about is the myth of Persephone. Persephone (for the greek, proserpina for the Romans) was Demetra and Zeus’ daughter.

This is the most famous work of art about this myth, I guess. It’s called “Il ratto di Proserpina” by Bernini (my love). You can see it in Villa borghese museums in Rome. Look at this.

LOOK AT THIS. It seems like that’s a real thigh, ffs!

Also… TEARS? Do you remember somebody showing pearls for tears on Harryween…?

Anyway… here’s few interesting things about this myth. (Again thank you to this person on twitter, but I would love to read something else about this if you know anyone who wrote something).

First of all, Persephone has always been connected to the pomegranate. Hades tricked her into eating pomegranate seeds. The law said if you eat something in underworld, you can never leave the underworld again. Persephone ate 6 seeds so she was forced to go back to Hades for 6 months per year. Here you have Harry eating a pomegranate during that iconic photoshoot. Honestly the first thing I asked myself was why the pomegranate and not the watermelon since you know… it’s the most hyped song from fine line for example?

Secondly, the daffodils. When Hades kidnapped Persephone to bring her to the underworld and possibly marry her, she was collecting daffodils (narcisus). And there you have the daffodils on Harry’s cardigan. I guess it was around the same time the stunt shitshow started like the “bring back mainly man” pics too… and it was odd.

All that interview is just some painful thing hard to watch.

So what if…? What if this is just the umpteenth metaphor H uses to tell us he, just like Persephone, left home so young not knowing where they would end up and, just like her, he had some seeds once and now he can’t leave that place for good? That’s kinda sad, I know.

To be precise, some sources say it wasn’t a pomegranate but poppy seeds, because of the opium and all. Hello Carolina! this is the only time I found harry wearing poppy flowers. Look at this little greek statue of an angel so cute and pretty. The prettiest crioforos of all the time!

Persephone has a strong iconography made of flowers in general really. Like—

Also, I wanna leave the usual random coincidence related to Persephone cause why not? Not the butterfly….

Third, let’s talk about Persephone’s character per se. What’s obvious about her is she not only lives a double life, on the Earth for spring/summer and under earth for fall/winter, but there’s also a double self: Persephone, the so called Kore, the young lady, and Persephone the queen of the underworld.

The Kore is also called “moon”. That’s— aaaaah! I can’t believe everything gravitates around the same things! Anyway. The kore/moon is the juvenile and bizarre self living in a state of excitement, but also anxiety and uncertainty, fantasy, instability in evolution. The Queen of the Underworld is more harmonious, strong, rational, calm.

When I read about this I immediately thought of this constant duality always following H art like a shadow. The fine line between reality and the dream, between female and male, between things I can and things I can’t, between human and fish (like a mermaid you know), between awakeness and dream, between what you are and what they think you are.

Fun fact: Persephone was in love with Adonis, Aphrodites’ lover. How could her compete with the Nonetheless Goddess of Love? Poor Persephone. I can see her under a tree among some pink and yellow and white flowers sweetly singing “I got a girl crush. I hate to admit it but I got a heart rash it aint slowing down…”

Honestly I’ll end this here cause I feel lost in my own thoughts but I just wanted to show off like always for nothing lmao

Happy Louis’ Day! 🧡

Adding this just for the records: video (edit 03.01.2022)

[celestial-naiad]

Rant time: I'm sure no one who follows me has heard of the current Rat Bite Fever scare going around right now in the RatTM World. But basically if you breed rats and do not get a serology test done to prove your rattos don't carry RBF before selling them to people then you are "just as bad as people who won't get vaxxed for covid or wear masks" and "endangering peoples lives." And it pisses me off because serology testing for RBF only just became available and it's not cheap to do. Most rats carry RBF as they are the vector species for the bacteria and based on results from other breeders, negative RBF rats can coexist with Positive RBF rats somehow but we have yet to determine why or how those rats aren't contracting it from their cagemates. We also don't know enough about the L-forms or how many different strains there are- some of which could come up negative in the test. And it has a mortality rate of less than 10% among people who DO NOT SEEK TREATMENT. Shit is literally so easy to get rid of with antibiotics too. Most small scale breeders can't afford to test and I'm basically being treated like a criminal for selling without testing.

[rattotheimperialcheesegod]

I wanna rant about my opinions on certain characters and aphmaus own character (mainly the cast of the "smp") this may be garbled since im just going off whats on my mind rn

SMP and OG series talk

Now Im not the biggest fan of mystreet, but im not a hater, i think its og first three seasons are fine (third seasons plot was straight ass through) but after season 4 and all the multiverse and mcd and mystreet worlds are in the same timeline thing, kinda made things werid

(especially with season 4 oh my god wtf was that)

But now that i see how those characters are used now.....for fucking cocomau content...

...I can't really give mystreet shit cause its cast was sent right into kid sensory video hell or just hell since a lot of characters didn't end up in the cocomau smp unless it was highschool themed videos (RIP katelyn and travis, forever in highschool puragatory dimension)

But those who were spared from the waste bin were cursed with a experience worse than death

Character Regression and Character Assassination

The entire cast of the aphmau smp (and one video returning characters too) all have their worst traits put to eleven or are at their most basic traits of the trope of their character where they are competely soul-less or lose past development in their character as a whole

(or your pierce, and you get a competely different personality from the og series you were from)

Now the reason why everyone is like this is of course (kids channel now) and (everyones supposed to be in a server and are irl ppl now)

But...when i said characters have their worst traits put up to eleven, is for one reason

Its so aphmau and aarons actions look better in comparisson, since shes the all perfect main character that does no wrong and is so nice to everyone and...aaron is basically the mvp of the smp, best fighter, builder, and "hottest guy" on the server and is the mysterous loner or some shit.

(Fact I hate these two so fucking much)

littary aphmau is the most overdramatic marysue bitch ive ever seen when it comes to reasons why she has the right to go apeshit on her friends and i could bring up several videos, i really could, its not hard

noteablely, the many times she has decided to just kill her best friends or ruin her friends lives out of petty reasons and childish reasons none the less, and god this girl just loves getting pissy when someone does the exact thing she did to another, since only she can steal others stuff or blow up their house, or be overpowered to a point where shes just cheating.

But oh my god, jessica you know how to make me hate all the rest of your bitches too!

(besides noi, kim and pierce, they are perfect to me, noi is on thin ice tho)

KC, Zane, Ein and Aaron are on my list of bitches I wouldnt hesitate to fucking kill on sight if i saw their color coded asses spawn into a ACTUAL minecraft server. (ill get to that color coding thing too btw)

The Asshole and The Clown

Now fuck where do i begin with these four, like all of them over the past three to four years has become the most annoying and aggrevating characters

But, just so I don't pull someones nerve with the true "fan" favorites, Aaron, the jerrysue of the smp and basically her perfect half cause hes jusr her but as a man, he's a jackass that is never called out for his asshole behavior like every other male character is, hes always put as being smarter, better, stronger, and more attractive than any of the other guys too, basically being the best alpha male ever to exist....but not really, not even a single bit

I swear this is the worst verison of aaron ive ever seen in my life, the biggest try hard ive ever seen, all the girls wanna date him, always gloating when theres someone around he believes hes better than, and god he is not nice to others who arent good at building like him. Honestly, MAN ISNT NICE AT ALL!! like only time he is nice is of course to the purple stain that is his irl wife, like the times this guy was just violent for no reason, insulting or just aggrevated around anyone was just making me feel like...

aaron do you even like any of these people??, cause ive seen every way he talks to all of the cast and he sounds like he wants them all gone and dead so he can just be all cutesy and shy around aphmau, like dude if you think all of them are annoying, dont live near by them?????

(Now, ive mentioned both the channel mascot couple of the smp, but heres the thing, when i said the other characters make these two look like angels, i mean it)

Now we are actually really digging, and we didnt even need to go far, we've already struct gold!...but theres not much...

Ein, the worst villian and most pathetic man to ever live.

What a time, season 4 of mystreet! and we got the biggest clown with the biggest alpha complex to ever exist! and the evolution of a creep in werewolves as a whole....it was fucking werid

Anyway, now smp ein is a true irl villian, hes no longer just a anime incel, hes a fucking sexist gamer incel also!

Now, Ein really isnt too interesting (wow what a surprise) really hes one of the characters who has been put to his most basic traits making him extra annoying, extra obessed with power and, of course still be madly in love with aphmau but if it wasnt known, aphmau changed alittle bit of eins lore, making him no longer related to her (only in the smp cannon tho💀) which is a good thing! but its only a change that was made for horrible reasons, being that she still needs him to be aarons rival and as i said before, be aphmaus possible second "choice", which is...normal for aphmau honestly....

(Aphmau can't have a single man on this server just not be into her, even if the guy clearly has a love interest thats not her)

Strangely though she really likes to romantically pair Ein with everyone, even men, so at least we know she still has that problem with her ocs...

Hes like her little lab rat and i hate her so so much, but fuck its hard to feel bad for him since this women will than have this man be the worlds second most grossiest sexist incel you could ever come across

wait did I say second--

Zane ro'meave and his several counts of "GET A JOB, STAY AWAY FROM HER"

(mystreet zane is fine, mcd zane is the perfect kinda villain for what mcd was, and smp zane is hell on earth, the end)--

Zane in the aphmau smp is kinda...a jumpscare in a half since you never know when hes gonna switch, cause...he has the biggest habit of either, being the biggest smartass in the room or the scariest "my lady" ass incel you could ever fucking dream apon, just every bit of his charm from mystreet that made you kinda push aside the slight every now and than werid behavior he had, its just GONE

absolutely vanished! and yknow what

I hate zane, i hate him more than i hate anyone in this damn cast, im the biggest zane hater you will ever meet, and the reason for it is cause this verison of zane is the dark universe of if zane never grew from the FIRST season of mystreet, never got humbled or anything, and also if he still acted like a hormone filled highschooler whenever any women even looked his fucking way.

Hes a creep, hes a incel, hes still sexist and overprotective of his only female friend, but now even wants to date her just to have more control over who she can't and can speak to (code for, no guy friends allowed/no aaron, bo womp) and if he isnt doing that, hes drooling and creepily mumbling to himself about the pink cat girl he has a massive crush on.

Honestly worst part of it is that he acts like this outta nowhere, and even worse, recently theres been this obession with him NEEDING KC's diary, wanting to know every single little thing about her so he knows how to woe her and even see if she likes him, which is just...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM???!!!??

APHMAU WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM BE LIKE THIS??!!??

(and hes not even punished for it, like maybe kc telling him that hes creepy or smth, nothing, just nothing, proubly cause recently they have been competely implied to be dating now)

but, its not like miss kc is perfect, oh boy, kc is...

The two sided bitch and her jealously and spite of her "perfect" best friend + shipping

Oh KC, when i first started watching all this cocomau trash, you were boring as hell, just a cute cat girl who likes to bake and be pretty, and just another yes man for that purple cunt, but ever since you started being a cunt yourself, you have only been a pain to watch and listen to, you have only made me hate you and your little lap dog of a boyfriend even more honey

So KC, our resident cute cat girl isnt really all that cute of recent, she slowly becoming more spiteful, having anger issues, being more whiney, bratty, jealous, and unloyal to her partner, creating the most toxic couple in the entire smp verse

(but this was something that was gonna happen at some point, aarmau has to stay as the perfect ship, couple goals yknow, so zane x kc has be anti-aarmau, toxic behavior all around)

Now KC is a unloyal and horrible partner for a few reasons, shes a massive hypocrite and sadly abusive.

1. She gets mad at Zane for even speaking to other girls, or even seemingly flirting with them, specifically any of the marry, date, kill videos with both of them in it can be a big example of this behavior.

But than when we look the other way to her, she gets to playfully talk, compliment and flirt with any guy she wants, and gets all angry when shes stopped from doing it, also she only does this with aaron btw, since shes jealous of aphmau having "the hottest, coolest, and sweetest guy in the server" for a boyfriend.

(aaron is littary none of those things and just pointing out more to how aaron is a jerrysue)

2. KC IS SO FUCKING VIOLENT WITH ZANE OH MY GOD, i guess aphmau still thinks when a women hits or beats up her male partner, its her being in the right or it being super duper funny and wacky!

(this entire short is an example of that)

But I will say though, it isnt just KC, their a toxic couple cause their both terrible partners, zane is equally just as hypocritical and unloyal, but hes a lot more oppessive and even more jealous prone,

(kim is usually a victim of being between the two but fr fr, kim genuinely hates zanes, aphmau just keeps making more drama for no reason and really wants ppl to also ship kim x zane, which....when it comes to everyones opinion of mystreet kim and ghost existing and everything with season 4....it is never gonna fucking happen you dumb purple cunt)

My Inner Demons-Character regression and personality switches (a short one)

Now that we are off those characters, lets end this off with our favorite little daemos!

Noi and Pierce!

Now, im a advid lover of my inner demons, its the last of aphmaus good content before the purge and its sadly the best of her writing, but the fact that she put them in the smp is a red flag, and i instantly noticed things...

...Pierce is a silly himbo goofball now that has a brain the size of a pea, and who loves sheep

and

Noi is the most basic sweet little good boy, does no wrong little guy, baking cooking and eating pizza

(now im not mad about this, since i got to know the smp verisons of them before their og selfelves)

but fuck i prefur when noi had depth and was genuinely mean and kinda rude on purpose.

im mixed with pierce tho cause i like both verisons of him, i think both verisons of him are neat, his va has good range, respect that

The End

Well thats all i gotta say, ratto out and about

[rattotheimperialcheesegod]

Okay its bin a minute since ive posted and its only to talk about my crack ass opinion that no one should take seriously AT ALL

So, I personally think Until Dawn would be 100% better if every male character in the game were butch lesbians cause I believe doomed yuri makes every possible situation in horror better

I even made up new names for all the guys (expect Dr. Hill cause I don't give a fuck about his ass), and yes, mike, chris and matt still go by those names since they still fit as names for girls

This is competely a joke idea but if it was real it would be so radical and awesome and kinda epic?