#he makes me lose my gotdamn mind.

[jams-sims]

This single comment by @sweet-potato-42 has sent me down a hole-

They are right as much as the whole conversation between Philza and Tallulah months ago where Philza offers to be her replacement Papa and she accepts. Things have taken a shift where yes it still true but with the return of wilbur. Philza act like what he signed up for a replacement not the real thing. What I'm saying is his biases are starting to show. Which from being a Philza only (sometimes) he wasn't like this before. Something about Wilbur actually showing up and Philza and Wilbur's confrontation changed something. It like Philza really in that "I'm not her father I still care but my son is right here and I must care for him first."

Now I think Tallulah always meant for Philza to be a tempt dad. I don't think it was her actually asking him to be her real dad. ( I can see that being used as an argument for Philza being neglectful or something or another.) But what it truly is something that could fester into a complex for Tallulah.

Her grandfather/tempt papa doesn't truly see her as his kid. She will always be Wilbur's, but wilbur is never around so she is a child of no one.

I mean to flip this on it's head, all of the changes would have to be done on Tallulah's end. I could be nervous about nothing and Tallulah could see this as a none issues (doubtful). I don't know how Tallulah feels, until she makes a book and forces Philza to read it lol. Philza won't just simply replace Wilbur, because Tallulah has to want Philza to be her real father. She has to say I don't want Philza as a temp father anymore. An you'd think that would be a natural progression thing. But Philza is dense okay, man has bird brian sometimes you gotta spell it out.

But I feel like with everything that's been happening we got set back. Which is gonna set us back even further with that gotdamn letter. This all stims from the gotdamn scene from purgatory. Where sh ask "where is wilbur" and Philza can't even bare to look at her. I'm just losing my fuckin mind over it because it's soul crush!

[bevertownartz]

i am far from the first person to do this

[slaughtermehole]

Bonten Mikey trapping you with a baby

It's been a week since you guys had fought and you have left. Mikey was losing himself once again. He wanted to kill you and kiss you. He been blowing up your phone with threats ever since you left him.

"Call me back this is your last warning y/n".

You stayed at a friend's house and you had noticed you forgot something at the house you and mikey had shared. You had forgot your laptop. You were hesitant to go get it knowing the chances of running into mikey. However, all your work files was on that laptop. You ran to your car and drove home. You had finally arrived and as you were putting the key in you looked behind your shoulder to make sure no one was there watching you. The door had opened and you went upstairs into your room to see your laptop laying on the bed

"Whew it's still here.. lemme just find the cord and we'll be outta here for goo-"

"Y/n."

You had froze. You felt cold. Your hands began to shake and your breath began to shorten. You knew exactly whose voice you heard. It was mikey.

His gun was pointing you. His eyes were so cold. He was furious and you could tell.

"You're not going anywhere y/n"

You began to tear up with the laptop still in your hand. His gun was still pointed directly at you.

"Mikey can you put the gun down at least? You're (sniffle)scaring me" you said while crying

He was silent. He didn't respond. He just stared at you while still keeping the gun pointed at you. He wanted answers. Why did you leave? You treated him so good. You should have known there would be no escape. The only escape there is, is death. You were his. Only his. The thought of you leaving him and moving on keeps him awake at night.

"MIKEY GOTDAMN" you yell. You were sick of the silence.

"I JUST WANT TO MOVE ON. I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU ARENT THE SAME MIKEY I USE TO KNO-"

Mikey interrupted you with a loud bang coming from the gun. He had shot the wall a inch next to you.

"Shut up. Shut up. SHUT UP Y/N"

He was starting to lose control of his emotions and you could tell by the way his eyes widened.

"I LOST EVERYONE WHO WERE CLOSE TO ME AND ILL BE DAMNED IF I LOOSE YOU. IF I HAVE KILL US BOTH I WILL."

You stood there crying. He wasnt the same. You wanted the old mikey back. His gun was still in his hand. You knew if you didn't do something now somebody was going to end up dead

You walked over to him. Cradled his face. You could see tears forming in his eyes.

You kissed him.

Your intention was to disarm him and bring him back to a calmer state because he was beginning to loose himself. You are aware you are his peace. As you was kissing him, he dropped his gun and begin to lift your shirt. He had pushed you against the wall still kissing you.

Your intention was to disarm him but as the kiss got deeper you realized you wanted this as bad as he did. Mikey finally got his hands on you. He finally got what he wanted, you.

Your shirt was off now exposing your breast. As he stared upon you, still fully clothed. You grabbed his dick and unzipped his pants now exposing his hard cock. You placed his dick in between your tits giving him a titfuck while he was still standing.

"I love your beautiful tits y/n I'm going to bust right in between them."

You spat on his dick while you massaged his dick in-between your tits going as fast as you could. He moaned your name beautifully. His breaths were getting heavy and you could tell he was about to cum

"Cmon mikey.. bust in between my tits baby. I'm all yours look at them mikey. Look at them."

As you continued to glide your tits up and down his dick he busted. You used your finger to lick the cum off your boobs. Yet, he was far from done. He went a whole week without seeing you. He wants to cherish this moment.

He took off his shirt and whispered in your ear

"you're having all my babies tonight. Gonna get you so full. I want you pregnant."

You didn't say anything. You were so intoxicated with the sex he was going to supply but little did you know Mikey was dead serious.

He began to kneel to your pussy licking it and eating it whole. He sucked your clit and He gave himself a hand job while he ate your pussy. Boy was so horny. You moaned as loud as you could.

"I love hearing you fucking scream"

You came right on his mouth. He slurped you so well. He missed your pussy.

"Did you fuck anyone else? Did you give anyone else my pussy y/n"

" No! No sir! I- I promise mikey"

"I'll kill you if you did"

You were scared of him. You stared into his eyes nervously. He then began to flip you over in doggy style position. Your pussy was beyond wet and he moaned while he massaged the tip in.

"Mikey...your dick feel so good"

He took his tip out. You were so tight and your pussy wasn't opening up for him he stuck his fingers in surprising you,

"You need to open up for me. I want your pussy to take me so you can cum.

He slid his dick back in and this time he managed to get it in all the way. You moaned like crazy and so did he. Your ass clapped onto him. He smacked it as hard as he could

"This your punishment for leaving. *smack* you're never leaving Me and I mean never. *smack* you're forever glued to me *smack* we belong together *smack*"

You screamed out his name crying from the pain and pleasure. He was getting faster and faster.

"OH Y/N ITS SO DAMN TIGHT. IM CUMMING INSIDE YOU"

You began to see white. Your vision blurred. You were fucked outta your mind. You began to feel mikey hot warm seed leaking into you. He kept his cock inside until he was done emptying himself. Thats a week worth of cum. Best believe your pussy was full.

He then pulled out kissing your neck.

"Mm-missed you so fucking much. I can tell you're tired y/n get some rest and I'll clean you up"

Boy was he a good liar. He was waiting til you fell asleep so he can sneak into the bathroom cabinet to grab your plan b.

You drifted off and that's exactly what he did. He had called sanzu while preparing his shower.

"She's home. Pick me up and Make sure you change the locks and lock her inside the house. She's not going anywhere. If she needs anything she will have to go through u first"

He hung up the phone and showered. His mission was complete. You were stuck with him forever. He knew deep down he got you pregnant and it made him happy.

He left the house leaving you in bed. You went searching for your plan b and noticed it wasn't there and as you were trying to walk out the house you noticed the doors were locked from Outside. He also had took your phone.

3 weeks later, you complained to sanzu about your morning sicknesses and asked if he could get you a test from the store. Turns out you're pregnant. As you looked at the test you began to form tears in your eyes because you realized what mikey was up to all along

Mission accomplished. He will never let you leave.

[lumiereandcogsworth]

TOP 5 ADELLE MOMENTS

okay first of all how dare you make me choose. second of all FINE. but let the record show that Every Adelle Scene sends me into a state of insanity 💖

i’m counting down to number one just for funzies <3 enjoy

5. Celebration Ball Dance

UHHHHH. this is at the end of the movie. most likely at the end of like a 5-7 hour experience of me watching this movie and going through many emotions. i’m so deliriously happy by this point that i’m just. insane. this dance is everything to me. it’s like really all i get to see of them being both human together so it’s just ESSENTIAL for my fic writer brain to see such exquisite visuals of THEY. belle’s smile!!!! ADAM’S SMILE!!!! HE LOOKS SO HAPPY I WILL ABSOLUTELY NEVER BE OVER IT. it’s their happily ever after dance and gosh it’s just so bright and beautiful and they’re both so happy 😭🌸

4. Colonnade Conversation

this conversation is just so important!!! this scene + the paris scene are so so special. it just lets you see them BE together. talking, joking, you get to see their rapport. the something there montage is LOVELY but it’s when the world quiets down and they get to just exist together that i really lose my mind. it shows off their friendship and their care for each other and you really see the way they look at each other and i just!!!! gosh!!!! they’re best friends in love!!!!!!!

3. Bridge Scene

*sighs dreamily* oh bridge scene. they’re so insane for that. i love this scene DEARLY. SO DEARLY. because it’s not so much like, “omg they’re falling in love” it’s more like “they’re actually starting to See each other…” like that moment when they look at each other and then look away it’s like. neither of them have even had so much as a real, genuine friend in their lives. the words in the poem hit them both in the same way. Look at me, come wake me up… like it’s just??? OH MY GOSH. their souls are recognizing each other before either of them do. there’s a spark of something so absolutely beautiful in this moment. it’s just wonderful.

2. The Kiss

crying sobbing screaming my head off. i know it may be surprising that this isn’t number one, and it IS hard keeping this at number two, but just know it’s a VERY CLOSE SECOND. this kiss is perfect. i know i’m suuuuuper biased but i do think it’s the best, if not one of the best, movie kisses ever. just the way they look at each other, the way they draw closer. there is SO much said between them with just their eyes. VOLUMES. belle can’t believe it’s him. and adam can’t believe he’s alive, he’s human, he can’t believe what it must mean. SHE LOVES HIM?? it’s just so profound and astonishing that they’re both speechless. belle touches his face for the first time ever and adam’s little smile when she does 😭 and then adam touches her face (WITH HIS HUMAN HAND!!!) AND I JUST!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH it makes me insane. INSANE! AND WHEN THEY KISS— THE WAY THEY JUST. DRAW INTO EACH OTHER. THEY JUST. OH MY GOSH IT’S PERFECT. it’s everything.

1. The Dance

surprise surprise! the dance makes me lose my gotdamn mind!!!! it’s the only scene in the movie that absolutely makes me at least tear up every time. i’ve certainly cried at MANY moments over the years but this one gets me without fail. this dance is just so utterly gorgeous. every single thing about it from the moment they see each other at the top of the stairs, to that last twirl and their hands parting. i have butterflies just writing about it like!!! oh my gosh!!! the nerves !!! the way belle leads them off at first and adam looks down at his feet and then they just melt into it. and the way they get into it!!!! and it’s just!!! it’s so graceful and beautiful!!!!!!! THATS THE FIRST TIME THEY’VE EVER DANCED TOGETHER LIKE WHAT THE HECK DUDE.

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT LIFT AND TWIRL AND THE GORGEOUS GALAXY OF CANDLELIGHT AROUND THEM I JUST SHDKSJDKSHDKSN!!!!!!!!!

yeah anyway. super good. yes.

honorable mention because AAAAAHHHH THEYRE HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!

and bonus because i said so: my favorite adelle gifset

[stripper-patrick]

China Love 🎎Andy Barber

Part 1

Part 2

Warnings: smut, language, daddy kink, straight up nastiness, dom!Andy, angst, protected, this is a 2 parter

Ima try my best to do a 3rd person POV

Tags: @rebellious-desires @mrsbanreswillseeyou @eclecticblkgirl @designerwriterchic @bvssmob

Relationship: Andy Barber x black plus sized reader

~Andy’s POV~

2:46am and all I can think about is her moans and how good I made her feel. Her smile when I walk into the room, how strong she is, especially strong-minded. Laurie stirs in her sleep resting her arm on my chest and that’s when I look at her. I don’t find the same love I had for her before Y/N. It’s not to say I don’t love her as a person. I do dearly and I love her as the mother of my child but I don’t love her as my wife anymore.

I sigh closing my eyes finally drifting to sleep not wanting to think anymore.

...

Y/N has been avoiding me for about 3 weeks and I can’t help but feel bad. The truth is I don’t know how to tell her I want her. That night is all I can think about. I’ve been so stressed out these last few weeks because my son might be a suspect in a murder case. That’s really been weighing on my shoulders especially since I’ve been kicked off the case. Laurie has been growing cold against me and I think she believes our son did it. There’s no way he did it. And I’m scared to ask just in case she thinks I’m trying to accuse her. I just need to know we’re on the same page as a family.

I’m sitting at my desk when I’ve finally had enough. I press the button for my assistant and she walks in with a smile “hey Lynn can you bring Y/N in here to me please?”

“Yes sir” she leaves and I take a deep breath standing up. I watch out of the glass as Y/N pushes her chair out and walks with Lynn. She opens the door and sees me folding her arms. Flashbacks hit me hard and next thing I know I’m having to shield my boner. She looks so gotdamn good with her beautiful mahogany hair placed into a neat puff on top of her head, her shapely body concealed into a short tight floral skirt and an olive green top with nude sandals with gems on them. Maybe it’s because I was drunk but I’m just noticing the tattoo on the inside of her wrist that says ‘breathe’ in intricate letters

“You wanted to see me” she doesn’t even make direct eye contact with me. I nod towards the seat and she shuts the door and sits down. I lean on the front of my table watching her cross her legs and move back.

“Can I ask why you’ve been avoiding me? And don’t lie”

“Because I feel absolutely terrible about what your wife will say when she finds out you fucked your intern and further more I don’t wanna be fired for fraternizing with my bosses boss” she cuts right the the chase

“Understandable but you won’t get fired” I reassure her

“Andy I already have people that don’t like me in this office and I don’t need our business getting out and I’m scared”

“Don’t be Y/N but if you wanna stop I completely understand” I nod “I just want the old us back” I’m referring to how much we used to be. Like 2 peas in a pod. Bound at the hip. Going from best friends to not even speaking is different for us.

She stares at me with her big daunting brown eyes “I bought you a coffee it might be a lil cold but you’ll be ok” I chuckle dropping my head while she stands up to get it. Honestly I don’t wanna stop what we’re doing because I can’t get enough of her but if that’s what she wants then I won’t argue it.

Y/N comes back with the coffee in her hand and hands it to me. “Have you talked to

Laurie about it yet?” She cross her arms looking at me and it’s just something about her stance that makes me wanna place her over my knee and smack her ass red. Laurie never really enjoyed when I spanked her or pulled her hair or even choked her.

“Absolutely not” I take a sip of the lukewarm coffee. She nods in approval.

“Well back to my never ending paperwork to file”

“Just do these for me and fill this out and have it back to me by the end of the day” I watch as YN scans the paper I gave her skipping the other papers. “This is an official hiring worksheet” she states as a matter of factly.

“I’m aware”

“You wanna hire me?”

“Yea and plus you’ll make more money that what you’re making now as an intern so fill it out and you’ve got it” I smile. She bites her lip and I know she said we should stop but I could fill that pretty pussy one more time.

“Thanks” she smiles. I watch her walk away before taking a deep breath. I sit back behind my desk and continue working.

....

Another late night at the office. I sigh rubbing my hands over my face. I look out and see Y/N coming in here. I believe it’s only me and her in here. I watch as a tall man stand up and walk to her. It’s Neal. He slams papers on her desk startling her yelling throughout the office.

“You dumbass bitch. You filed the wrong fucking stack” she stands up in protest. Anger fills me half way and I’m about to slap the dog shit out of him for talking to her like that.

“Don’t you ever in your gotdamn life say some bullshit like that Neal. I’ve dealt with your shit long enough. That stack was getting filed regardless right? Ard then chill out with the fuck shit” there’s her Baltimore accent. He rises above her with intimidating power and I stand up jogging to the door. Anger washes over me as I swing the door open and stomp towards the pair. I didn’t even notice the shocked scared expression painted on Y/N’s face. I grab Neal by the collar seething like a rabid animal. Without saying a word to him I give him a death glare as a warning.

“Andy” Y/N peeps out. Neal cracks a smile and I press him against the wall watching the humor drain from his face replaced with sheer terror.

“You think this is a joke? Do you?” I scream

“Andy” Y/N screams louder and I come to my senses. I let him go watching him scramble to gather his things leaning collectively. I let out a deep sigh and she’s comes to my aid rubbing my shoulder “calm down I’m ok he didn’t hurt me”

“He wouldn’t have gotten the chance” I take a deep breath

...

It’s been a few weeks since the ordeal and unfortunately after that I was let off my sons case. To make matters worse me and Laurie got into an argument that I’m sure puts us close to the brink of separation. I believe that she thinks Jacob murdered Ben and she won’t admit to it and keeps trying to switch the narrative.

I’m sitting on the couch drinking a beer at 10:30 at night when I get a call. It’s Y/N.

“Hey Y/N” I swig the last of my beer

“Hey Andy are you busy?” She asks. She sounds nervous

“No why?” I ask smiling at the sweet sound of her voice

“Can you come by the office I have something for you”

“Y/N you know they’re gonna lose their shit if they see me in there especially after hours”

“Please it’ll be worth it” she pleads. I can already envision her bottom lip puckered out and her arms crossed. I sigh standing up stretching my back

“I’ll be there soon”

“Yay” she perks up and I laugh hanging up. I grab my coat and hear the footsteps of my basically estranged wife approaching.

“Where are you going? It’s 11:30”

“To handle some business at work” I lie. I’m not even sure what Y/N is up to. If it’s what I think it is then of course Laurie can’t know.

“I thought you were kicked off the case”

“Just some important files I forgot to log into the system. No big deal” I pull on my coat placing my hood on my head and exit swiftly. The heavy rain patters hard on the concrete splashing upward with each step I take toward the car.

I get in and press the start button watching Laurie observe me through the curtain. I reverse out of the driveway pulling off into the night.

....

I open the doors and see YN standing there with a trench coat and some heels on and a bottle of champagne. She doesn’t notice my movements as she smoothes out the wrinkles in her coat trying to perfect herself. She doesn’t realize she’s already perfect.

“To what do I owe this dubious pleasure Ms. YLN?” I inquire placing my hands on my pocket and leaning on the door frame. Her smile is bright when our eyes lock.

“Well I have made a change of my mind on something” I walk towards her where she sits me down in the chair standing before me. My heart is racing and my dick is starting to get hard.

“I bought the champagne just in case you need some extra convincing” she laughs. YN opens her coat dropping it on the floor revealing a beautiful 2 piece LINGERIE set. Her body compliments the piece beautifully and that’s when I really take her in. Not just for her sex appeal but for her in general. She kisses me leaning down and straddling my waist where I hold her hips and grab a handful of what’s really mine.

<3rd Person POV>

Andy can’t help but moan as YN grinds down on his thick throbbing boner just waiting to be released from its shackles. Her dominant side takes over and she grabs his face planting an open mouth kiss on his neck. She works on his pants getting on her knees. Mouth salivating as his dick finally springs free. She wraps her acrylic nails around the base swirling her top around collecting the precum.

Andy sinks in the chair ravishing in her skills. He presses her hair out of the way watching the way her pretty brown eyes stare back at him while she sucks and slurps her way to his soul. His head falls back guiding his hips into the back of her throat never breaking rhythm. She pulls his penis out of her mouth rubbing her thumb and palm over the tip while she takes one of his balls in his mouth. A loud moan escapes his lips. Andy has never experienced this before. Not this detailed to say the least.

All the while he’s receiving glorious pleasure, Laurie is home rocking and sobbing on the shower floor. She’s come to the conclusion that her husband doesn’t love her anymore and than her son is a murderer. While one of those is true she can’t help but feel rage and insanity boil within her.

Laurie collects herself and dries off grabbing a pair of jeans and a a shirt. She places her wet hair up letting it air dry. Her long legs stride to her sons room where he’d playing his game but pauses it and looks at her “are you ok mom?” Jacob asks

“Come with me honey we’re gonna go for a ride” before he can respond Laurie leaves the room going downstairs grabbing her shoes. She’s out of her mind. It’s like she’s watching herself complete this indescribable action and she can’t stop it. But she knows deep down in her heart Jacob murdered this boy and she can’t live her life knowing her son is a murderer.

Andy pulls YN up by the neck dragging his tongue along the bottom of her mouth holding her captive in his spell once again. He pulls her panties off collecting her wetness through his fingers. She’s more than ready. Andy pulls YN down on top of his dick watching her gasp as he fills her up.

“Feel that?” He rasps “that’s all yours”

“It’s mine. You’re mine” she utters rocking and swirling her hips electrifying her heated body. Her hands grip the arm rests of the chair as Andy starts pumping up into her.

Her sweet moans. Andy could listen to her moans all day. Laurie was never loud or pornographic like this. Not by a long shot. He watches her ass bounce on his lap as she licks and nips as his ear. The clapping and slushing sounds of their juices makes music to YN’s ears.

“My dirty little slut so fucking wet for me”

Meanwhile Laurie has just downed her second glass of bourbon while waiting for Jacob to approach. She places her glass in the sink when she hears his footsteps.

“Mom where are we going?” The young boy asks watching his mother look so far gone it looks like it’ll take her aged to return.

“Just for a drive” is all she says before she grabs the car keys walking past him and to the car. Jacob shuts and locks the door placing his hand on the car door and instantly gets this gut wrenching feeling that he needs to stay home.

“Maybe I should stay?” He asks

“Nonsense just get in” she starts the engine and Jacob takes a deep breath getting in the passenger seat. He grabs and locks his seatbelt as Laurie pulls out of the driveway pulling off. She takes an unfamiliar road of what looks like dark road. The sound of the rain was always Jacobs favorite. Only this time it dreaded him even more. The rain was heavy, loud, and unforgiving to any car that would step forth on the slippery slope with a daring intention to overcome it.

“Jacob I’m going to ask you one question and I need you to answer honestly” oh no. Jacob knew this question all too well “did you kill Ben?”

“Mom I already told you no” that wasn’t the answer Laurie had damn near given up her marriage for and she knew it wasn’t the truth. She just couldn’t shake this feeling that he was lying. Before she knows it she starts speeding up to 30 miles an hour when the speed limit is 35 but of course driving slow in this nasty weather is imperative but she didn’t care. It was imperative for Jacob to tell her the truth and she was convinced he wasn’t doing that.

“Jacob I’m being very serious tell me the truth”

“I am mom slow down” he pleads with her trying to understand why he isn’t believing her. Her foot presses on the gas even more going 45 miles an hour He goes on his Apple Watch sending a quick text to his father praying to God he answers immediately.

Andy’s wrist buzzes but he doesn’t even bother looking at it as YN whimpers his name. Her hands shake as they try to find something to grab onto. Andy grabs her arms wrapping them behind her back as he holds her waist down thrusting upward hitting her sensitive g-spot making she cries out and squeeze his thick hands. The black hole soon to swallow the two up at the same time.

By this time Laurie is screaming at Jacob and has reached 70 miles an hour down the long road. Jacob pull on his seatbelt which locked for his protection. “Jacob I know you did. Your father may believe your lies but I don’t. You’re just like him. He lies to me and says he’s doing work and I just know he’s screwing someone else” Laurie is fed up. Tears pool both of their faces. Hers in despair and Jacobs in fear. She reaches 90. Jacob has been trying to call Andy and to no avail, no answer. He’s weighed all the possible outcomes of throwing himself out the car but with his locked seatbelt it won’t work.

“Jacob tell me the truth” before he can answer she presses on the gas going to 100. His chest is tight and Jacob has a feeling he’s going to die.

YN’s legs shake as Andy keeps drilling into her relentlessly wanting to make the biggest mess of her. “Neal can’t have you. No one can have you your mine. Fuck this tight pussy is gonna make me fill you up”

“Andy I’m gonna cum”

“Cum for me darling” As the pair reach their climax grasping onto each other for dear life Laurie reaches hers screaming at Jacob continuing to incline the accelerator as he continues calling his father on his apple watch. The teary eyed boy sees that the speedometer has reached 104 Mph and all attempts to try to stop his manic mother have faded. He silently prays as she yells one final statement “I know you did it”

Andy clutches YN’s quaking body as she whines taking the thrusts of his dick with no other option. The duo moans out loudly just as Laurie and Jacob scream before black consumes the both of them. She crashed the car head first into the side of a brick tunnel.

YN looks at Andy who has a small smile on his face. His hands unwrap from her lower back where he held her in place and she looks at his Apple Watch seeing the 7 missed calls from Jacob and one text reading: “mom losing shit”. YN glances at the time displaying 1:22am. Why is Jacob awake and why did he call 7 times.

“Andy you need to go. Jacob called you 7 times” his eyes go wide as the brown skinned mistress pulls herself off of his deflating member as he tries calling Jacob back. It goes straight to voicemail. Andy can’t think of anything but the worst.

[multi-lefaiye]

HIIII BESTIE IM ALIVE ITS SCOOB AND SHAG ANON!!! I *JUST* READ THE NEW CHAPTER AND WOOOOO WE WERE RIGHT (MINUS SCOOB MISSING HIS MEMORIES BIT)!!! This does bring up a few things though:

1. We can now VERY clearly see the glass(?) box surrounding whoever gets transported to the Being's world! This kinda gives us a better view of whats going on, and i really wanna draw attention to the fact that the 'screen' behind scoob shows us the PANEL of the comic previous to it, not what Scoob is seeing. Im seriously buying into the idea that the characters get ballyhoo only from us and not the humans from their world but it might just be how the beings are experiencing all this too.

2. IM BACK TO THE COLORED DIAMOND SHAPES AGAIN. THEYRE IN THE SKY NOW. Also now that i think about it, the fact that a TV of all things has that star shape kinda fits with the fact that tv colors are related to the stars. I am aware i am currently wearing a tinfoil hat.

3. How much DOES Scoob know?? With the clear(er) look at Scoob and Illapa's relationship we can guess that Scoob is WELL aware of the deal he made and that he has some memories remaining. Illapa talks to Scoob like he remembers clearly the terms of the deal, and it just makes me wonder what Scoob remembers.

4. Just something to note, it feels like all of the color beings so far have given their gift 'freely'. Magenta is the most obvious sort of, but Illapa gave Scoob a part of their power for free which i find interesting. Maybe its just a plan to get Scoob in a bad situation and accept the deal completely? Additionally i saw someone mention that Magenta speaks like this is the first time shes intervened despite Bugs being pretty much confirmed to be aligned with Magenta.

5. Im gonna change the whole "Cyan is memories" thing since theyre obviously a storm god, i think theyre just tied to emotions. Maybe the beings are drawn to extremes in general? Makes sense since Deedee was experiencing extreme loss and love for family, Mick was experiencing extreme loss of control, and Scoob was watching his friends die in front of him (a historically emotional thing to happen, so im told). I also kinda think Magenta is being reaaall sus now that i think about it more, it feels like the beings are all getting their pawns in place and Magenta is really just gunning it lmao. I honestly feel like Illapa is at least the most honest, saying that they want something from Scoob.

HIIIIIIII SCOOB AND SHAG ANON MY BESTIE!!!! my internet died earlier but it's back now and that's everyone else's problem.

ANYWAY LITERALLY I WAS MESSAGING PEOPLE SAYING WE WERE RIGHT WHILE I WAS READING THE CHAPTER. LIKE I WAS LOSING MY GOTDAMN MIND. as my partner can attest when i explained you and i's theories to them a bit more (tho tbh i credit you more ASDJFL; you're a lot more observant than me, i just go feral when you point out things), i was losing my shit. anyway YES i am very excited to respond to this and i also have my own observations i want to point out.

placing under the cut in case this gets long <3

YEAH THAT WAS AN EXCITING DEVELOPMENT. i actually didn't notice the panel thing until you pointed it out but HOLY FUCK.... MOM HOLY FUCK- YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!! LOSING MY GOTDAMN MIND HERE. i really think you're onto something with the idea that ballyhoo comes from the readers of the comic. it feels like the exact kind of meta angle this comic would go for, and i also think it plays well into the themes. especially because, at this point, all cartoons are off the air in-universe--where could the ballyhoo be coming from now? (unless i misunderstood something about how it works lol)

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO ADD HERE BUT I WAS VERY EXCITEDLY POINTING AT THE SCREEN WHILE READING THIS CHAPTER WHEN I NOTICED THAT PART. also i want you to know that i am wearing a matching tinfoil hat. i also don't know anything about u or what you look like aside from scoob and shag but i want you to know i doodled us in matching tin foil hats <3 i drew u as the anon bubble and gave you dog ears b/c scoob and shag. yeah <3 i'll put it at the end of the post

YEAH I'M REALLY WONDERING ABOUT THIS... my first assumption was that, when he activated the cyan ballyhoo for the first time, that's when he got his memories back. we didn't get his full perspective on that moment, we only got shag's--what i'm thinking is that the flashbacks we saw in that moment were VERY intentional. it's interesting to me, though, that scoob knows what he's getting into more than deedee, even though it seems the deals were made under similar circumstances (extreme duress). which tells me either illapa just explains things more than magenta (very likely), or maybe scoob knew more about this going in, or perhaps he's had time since then to TALK to illapa. their dialogue implies they've had a number of conversations, imo.

yeah this is also something i'm coming back to a bunch. like... magenta's dialogue implied that they aren't SUPPOSED to be doing this, but now we have two examples of these beings giving some level of power away with nothing expected in return. i'm inclined to believe, though, that this is more a case of what you said, that illapa was trying to get scoob into a position where he'd be more likely to accept their deal regardless. also that's an interesting observation too, though i think it implies less that that's the first time magenta gave their powers to someone and more that they're not MEANT to give their powers freely, or perhaps they're not meant to give their gifts to multiple people. many questions!

oh i absolutely agree with you, and i'm very intrigued. i actually went a bit feral over this in dms with my partner lol, but i'll just summarize here. the main thing i honed in on was illapa's earrings, and i went back to look at magenta and red to see their earrings. unfortunately, i noticed that, the one time we've seen red so far (in the mick update) we couldn't see any earrings. HOWEVER. magenta has earrings we can look at. assuming that the earrings correlate roughly with the exact nature of each entity's gifts (illapa's being 'storm' and having lightning earrings, for example), i'm fascinated by the implications of magenta's sun and moon earrings. when i first saw them i thought that was just a fun design choice, but now i'm curious what it implies about their abilities. we've seen magenta's gift in action with two characters now (bugs and deedee), but i'm not sure on the connection with the sun and moon yet. also this is a sidenote but i looked back at the update with magenta and i saw dee is referred to as a "subject" and a "trainee" on the little panel thing HELLO?? ok gonna think about THAT for a bit!!!! i think it's possible the entities are drawn to extremes, absolutely, and i'm gonna be a lil cynical and suggest that this is because people in extreme situations are more likely to make a deal. the entities have an agenda here and i think that's obvious, but what that agenda is just yet is unclear. yeah no i agree magenta is, pardon the meme lingo, looking a little sussy baka rn!!!! (i'm sorry my friend jane says that sometimes and it's rubbed off on me) i actually respect illapa a lot rn based on what we've seen of them, because yeah. they seem to be upfront and honest, even if their intentions are likely a bit dubious. i agree though that i think the beings' agenda is slowly starting to move, and they're all getting their pieces on the board. i'm curious how this is going to play out and how much we've guessed or picked up on this time hehe.

anyway here's my artistic rendition of you and i theorizing <3 (ALSO if you're not comfortable with 'bro' or other masculine terms being used for you/in reference to you, please let me know and i'll use more gender neutral terminology!)

[Image Description: An MSPaint doodle of my fursona, a scruffy cat with glasses, and the Scoob And Shag Anon, represented as the anon icon but with dog ears. Both are wearing tinfoil hats and high-fiving as they smile at each other. Handwritten text above them reads in all caps: "BRO WE ARE THEORIZING" / End ID.]

[star-wars-fashion]

I cannot fucking believe this. I am. so. I don't even know what the fuck to think anymore.

I was thinking about an old headcanon that I have about Obi-Wan’s biological family so I looked up stuff about his past on Wookieepedia just to see if my headcanon could actually be plausible and asdfgbhjkiujhygf the shit I just read has me losing my gotdamn mind.

Sorry I know this is supposed to just be a fashion blog but I have to talk about this somewhere. 

I was certain that Obi-Wan was born on Coruscant. idk why but I was fully convinced that that was his home world. anyway, I had a headcanon that he had an older sister and that she and his parents all still lived in the depths of Coruscant and that Obi-Wan even met them once by accident. Like he and Anakin were just strolling through the underbelly for some reason or for a mission maybe. then they bump into some woman that recognizes Obi-Wan she’s like “yo are you my little brother that got adopted by the jedi? cool?! come meet mom and dad, they would be thrilled to see you!” Obi would hesitate but she would insist. then they’d go meet Obi-Wan’s parents, maybe some cousins too, and it would be awkward and Obi would make up an excuse to leave and then never talk to them again because “”no attachments”” or whatever.

Time passes, the jedi fall, Obi-Wan goes into hiding on Tatooine, Darth Vader is trying (and failing) to track him down. then he remembers. oh yeah Obi-Wan had some biological family on Coruscant. so Vader does what Vader does and. he goes to them. kidnaps them. interrogates them. murders them. maybe Obi-Wan feels this through the Force. maybe he doesn’t since he wasn’t very close with his biological family. but Vader doesn’t care. he just wants to kill anyone associated with Obi-Wan. he wants to kill anyone with the name Kenobi. he just wants Obi-Wan to hurt as much as he’s hurting.

So that was my headcanon. and like I said, I did some research to see if this could even be plausible and. turns out Obi-Wan is NOT from Coruscant but instead from planet called Stewjon

named after Jon Stewart?? at least it explains why I was so convinced that he was born on Coruscant I guess. But I read some more and

OBI-WAN HAS A BROTHER??? NAMED OWEN??? just like Anakin?!!? no wait

reading this made me feel like getting shot in the head three consecutive times. I’m losing my mind. I’m at work right now and I’m losing my mind. I have to hold in my laughter so my coworkers don’t stare. I can’t believe it George, you owe me financial compensation for this.

anyway I’m sticking to my headcanon because it has more emotional weight to me than... whatever the fuck this is.

[makeste]

Who is the bitch in the first year hero courses most down for murder, do you think? Surprisingly, despite being the only one to actually MAKE death threats, I'm mot sure Bakugou is all that high up there? When you've got Todo freezing people from the inside out, Mushroom Girl choking people, Honenuki drowning people and dropping industrial chimneys on them etc etc... What would your rankings be?

what better way to spend a Sunday evening than by ranking all of U.A.’s first-year students by murder.

disclaimer: I am doing this for fun and this entire post is ridiculous so please do not take it too seriously. also just a heads up, this post contains some recent manga spoilers as well as a couple of spoilers for Heroes Rising. now then, let’s quantify these bloodthirsty little savages.

okay so despite being entirely too plus ultra for their own good, approximately 99% of these kids would never dream of doing any kind of permanent harm to another living being. so I’m just listing the first thirty in no particular order, and then we’ll get to ranking the top ten.

Aoyama

despite having that brief moment in chapter 167 where virtually everyone thought he was a serial killer, Aoyama is actually a good boy. a bit stalkerish, maybe.

Mina

Mina did dream up that one attack where Ochako floats her up in the air so that she can rain acid down on people, which is slightly homicidal. but she’s not a killer. honestly if she was we’d all be dead already. see: thicc Girl Noumu.

Tsuyu

if Tsuyu had ever killed someone she would have already told everyone all about it because she is open about these things so safe to say she is not a killer.

Ochako

all Ochako wants to do is help and support people. she can be pretty hardcore from time to time but my baby girl would never. not to say that villain wouldn’t be a good look on her. I still get a shiver up my spine remembering that one time Toga turned into her and demonstrated exactly how deadly her quirk could be.

Ojiro

nah. the worst thing Ojiro has ever done was throwing his empty plain yogurt cup into the wrong recycling bin by accident, and he felt terrible about it afterward.

Kaminari

real talk, Kaminari could very easily kill a ton of people with his quirk if he actually tried. but he hasn’t, because he is only two and is too busy learning his shapes and colors and leaving his lego duplo blocks all over the carpet for other people to trip on.

Kirishima

do I even have to justify this at all. duh Kirishima doesn’t murder people sorry to anyone who came into this post all excited to read a big paragraph going off about Kiri’s raw bloodlust. I don’t know what you expected.

Kouda

Kouda is probably deadlier than everyone thinks. imagine him commanding, say, a mob of giant hornets to swarm and kill someone. it’s a good thing he wouldn’t actually hurt a fly.

Satou

I sat here for a while thinking about what I could say about Satou. but just. can you picture him killing a guy? nah, me neither.

Shouji

one of the things I like about Shouji is that he looks older than he is, and kind of creepy, what with the masked face and the freaky tentacle arms and all the like. and so he very likely experienced some of that good old fashioned quirk racism growing up, and people were afraid of him and/or thought he would become a villain. but instead he decided to become a hero. and I think that says so much about Shouji’s character. it reminds me a lot of Shinsou; his desire to become a hero was so strong that he overcame prejudice and circumstances which could just have easily have led to him becoming a villain (and in fact, it’s not all that different from some of the actual villain backstories). anyway so yeah no murder for him.

Jirou

I think she would consider killing anyone who ever hurt Momo or Kami, but aside from that NO because she is a good pure girl who loves music and rocking out and putting smiles on people’s faces.

Sero

poor Sero is so not-murdery that when he does get pitted against someone with more murdery energy such as Todoroki, he basically gets immediately overwhelmed and everyone is just kind of wincing and then timidly applauding him and saying “good try.” that’s Sero’s life. he would just sit there and get murdered rather than going in for the kill. he’s a good bro.

Mineta

needs several restraining orders filed against him, but wouldn’t actually kill someone.

Momo

well one time she did explode a grenade in Aizawa’s face. but no.

Awase

now we have come to the 1-B kids. I will give brief descriptions in case you, like me, sometimes have trouble remembering their names. so, Awase! the welding, Momo-rescuing one. he is not murdery.

Sen

the rotating limbs one. one of the least murdery kids in the fairly murderous 1-B on account of his quirk is just too ridiculous. sorry Sen.

Kuroiro

the Tokoyami one. more likely to bore you to tears talking about death than actually kill someone. which is too bad because he honestly would make a pretty bitching assassin.

Kendou

would say she’s probably in the top fifteen. god I love her quirk so much. just want her to slap some bitches to death. but she probably wouldn’t.

Shishida

the growly monster one. he does get some bonus points for tending to lose control once he goes full beastmode and werewolfs out. and he is fairly deadly.

Shouda

the roly poly double smashy one. it’s actually only a matter of time before Shouda kills someone, most likely. his quirk is way too dangerous, and the thing is, it’s probably hard for him to tell how dangerous a particular impact is going to be beforehand. one of these days it’s gonna be way stronger than he intends and somebody’s neck is gonna get snapped.

Pony

never forget that time Pony stabbed Ojiro and Shouji like a dozen times and everybody was just cool with it.

Tsuburaba

the air platform one. he did try to suffocate Kouda that one time.

Tetsutetsu

only if he’s fighting Shouto. or teamed up with Shouto. then all bets are off as to whether or not he’s going to drill his superheated steel fist right through somebody’s face.

Tokage

the severed limbs one. she just has kind of a murdery vibe to her. stalking everyone with her various body parts. yuuugh. I bet if she did kill someone nobody would ever be able to prove it was her.

Manga

the speech bubble head one. is going to destroy so much public and private property once he’s set loose on the streets. but no deaths.

Bondo

the glue one. and nah, Bondo is cool.

Koudai

the Ant-Man one. doesn’t strike me as particularly murderous, I even went and reread her part of the joint training arc to confirm it. she’s fine.

Rin

the kung fu dragon one. not especially murdery. overall probably one of the least bloodthirsty in class 1-B in fact.

Shiozaki

the vines one. she’s extremely murdery. I can’t be the only one who thinks that, can I? Shiozaki scares the shit out of me. if I were Kaminari I would have nightmares about her.

Monoma

would murder every single member of class 1-A if he could. would be the criminal in a Detective Conan two-parter. would give a long monologue about always being the side character and never in the starring role until one day he finally couldn’t take it anymore and snapped. why does his hero costume make it look as though he’s going to steal a bunch of famous jewels out from under everyone’s noses. nah but I’m just kidding and Monoma would never actually kill someone. but one day he’s probably going to be framed for murder by a villain and Kendou and Shinsou will have to team up to defend him and catch the real culprit.

10. Yanagi

the creepy pale ghost-girl-looking one. contrary to what you are probably all thinking, her high ranking isn’t just because of her general horror film vibe, but also because she attempted to bludgeon Mina to death during the joint battle arc. but also yes it is because of her general horror film vibe.

9. Kamakiri

the stabby one. he’s up here because I’m pretty sure he tried to kill Jirou that one time. like what was he even gonna do if Bakugou hadn’t stepped in. though to be fair I don’t think he actually had his knives out at the time so maybe he was just gonna elbow her in the face or something idk.

8. Bakugou

I agree with you that Bakugou is much more bark than bite, anon. and not only is he remarkably careful and precise with his quirk and good at avoiding any collateral damage (and even better IMO ever since his supplementary training), I think that due to his various struggles with being perceived as a villain and also trying to find his own understanding of what being a hero means, he’s probably more self-aware than most of the other kids at this point when it comes to matters of “is this morally okay.” so in spite of his generally violent demeanor, I very much doubt he ever would or could actually kill someone. but he’s in the top ten because his high shounen protagonist levels do place him in the “would potentially go apeshit if and when something happened to someone he cares about” category, though. and also because he and Deku did basically attempt to disintegrate Nine, and then when Nine just dropped off the face of the earth afterwards, no one even bothered to wonder what had happened to him. which leads me to wonder if Deku and Katsuki straight up assume they did in fact kill him and just dgaf.

7. Deku

see above re: Nine. and also he may have to kill AFO one day. so while he probably wouldn’t be happy about it, I think he could still potentially do it. and also because he absolutely does lose his gotdamn mind every time someone hurts one of his friends, and especially Kacchan, and I could picture him just snapping if something really awful ever actually did happen. I don’t think it would in canon because it’s just way too dark, but I don’t think it’d be out of character if he did.

6. Iida

literally tracked down the villain who attacked his brother with the full intent of personally killing said villain once he got his hands on him. true, Shouto and Deku talked him out of it in the end, but still. that was some real motherfucking killing intent. also I will never forget the image of this kid sitting his ass down in middle of the woods and mutilating his own goddamn body without any anesthesia. listen, everyone. just please, for your own safety, do not fuck with Iida.

5. Shouto

and now we reach the top five. listen, feel free to disagree, but I stand firm in my belief that out of all the non-traitor and non-demon-possessed children in class 1-A, Todoroki Shouto is absolutely the most likely to straight up just kill a bitch one day. this boy froze a man from the inside out until a tower of fucking ice was jutting out of his fucking throat, and was all “go ahead and hibernate for a while” like excuse me, THE FUCK. and the thing is, this wasn’t just a one-time occurrence either; he literally pulls this kind of shit ALL THE TIME. froze an entire fucking building with his classmates in it and was all “feel free to bring it on but fighting without the soles of your feet will be painful.” heh. what the fuck. and do you all remember when he fought Sero and was in a bad mood so he iced half the fucking stadium. nearly killed a few people right then and there. “I got carried away.” whaaaaaaat. and I could go on and on; he nearly burned poor Shindou alive, and basically the entirety of chapter 205 could have been submitted as evidence in a court of law had that training battle against Tetsutetsu gone only slightly differently. basically Shouto is an entirely too realistic portrayal of a very sweet but marginally unstable boy with a completely broken power and a shitload of unresolved personal trauma which he is still working through.

4. Honenuki

somehow more murdery than Todoroki “HIBERNATE!!” Shouto. this is entirely because of chapter 205, formerly the most murdery chapter of the entire series, and dethroned only by the recent chapter 266 for obvious reasons. anyway so during the joint training battle, Honenuki bludgeoned Todoroki in the back of the head and would probably have let his unconscious body slump into the softened ground to drown had Iida not saved him. he then proceeded to drop a water tower on top of the both of them. a whole-ass water tower. this was a fucking training exercise. and Honenuki was the only one who kept his calm throughout the entirely of said exercise. and he was praised for his calm murdering skills afterward. because he was fucking awesome tbh. anyway but the point is this is supposed to be a hero school not an assassin school but I’m not really sure anymore you guys.

3. Tokoyami

my man would have straight up killed Moonfish in that forest and sure did try his best. he’s got the same issue as Todoroki in that his quirk is as powerful as it is unstable. and while he himself is not murdery, when Dark Shadow loses control, though… hooooh boy. I was gonna add something about him also interning under Takami “literally stabbed my friend in the neck for the greater good” Keigo, but I think that makes them both come off as more sinister than they actually are. I do think a big part of Tokoyami’s story is him overcoming his inner darkness and wresting control of it and mastering it, so I don’t think it’s very likely that he actually will kill someone in the story. but he’s got a murdery side, no two ways about it.

2. Toadette

straight up filled Tokoyami’s windpipe with mushrooms during a training exercise. he uses that to breathe, fyi. she then offered him a lozenge afterward. do not fuck with Toadette. do not. just don’t.

1. Hagakure

last but not least! Hagakure “hasn’t killed anyone officially but is also definitely the traitor” Tooru! y’all know how it is! I’m committed to this theory! I’d even be willing to put money on a reveal scene where she does just straight up kill someone, and that’s our cliffhanger establishing that the traitor is none other than! and this is coming up sooner than you might think too, guys. Horikoshi brought up the traitor again relatively recently during the Christmas Eve chapter, and that kind of foreshadowing isn’t for nothing. anyways I’m here for it though so bring on that body count you funky little turncoat.

so there you have it. my not-that-definitive definitive ranking of classes 1-A and 1-B by murderous inclination. there’s really not that much rhyme or reason to it tbh but this was fun, thank you anon!

[rhinocio]

TAZ Grad Thoughts (#2)

-  the dodgeball scene had a strong BOB Initiation Battle vibe to it with all the names and numbers flying around, and I had some trouble following along with all the characters. It’ll be interesting to see what Travis’ battles turn out like after he’s had some experience in making them more cinematic. A+ concept for a minigame tho.

- this being said Travis continues to be The Most Endearing and def was taking the reviews on the last episode seriously because he’s slowed down the dialogue and really diversified the voices (see Festo as Amelie/Elmo, that rad kenku stealth teacher) and that helped me follow along so much better

- actually can we take a hot second to appreciate all the homebrewing and messing with mechanics Trav is doing for this game?? Like remember how the boys said in the last TTAZZ that they hadn’t used the rules of D&D to their full capacity? Our new uncle T Man not only is paying attention to the mechanics but making shit up and working it in while still following the guidelines. like props to the rest of the squad because they’re also playing things by the book with their characters (see Firbolgs Don’t Have Names and Barbarians With Magic Is An Actual Class) but Travis is handling this with absolute finesse

- look I went into a panic just listening to Travis say mathematical words expectantly so having our resident firbolg losing him gotdamn mind at large numbers and capitalist concepts was a Mood And A Half, loved the range of emotion his voice went through, howled with laughter, 900/10 relatable experience

- “What’s wrong with that dog?!” + *drops crab and walks away* = Fitz Has Never Owned A Pet In His Life Send Tweet

- I knew there was a heartbreaking backstory behind that handlebar mustache. side note: I love this boost in Argo screentime and his constant mix of sarcasm and honesty. when is he being genuine? always?? never??? an enigma.

- Travis is SCREAMING queer rights with his nonbinary characters and canonical husband teachers and I adore him for it. The Adventure Zone is the only media I can fucking trust

- the boss gets a dog, you get a crab, every room gets a phantasmal cat, this is PET CENTRAL and the god is TRAVIS

- I’m living for how far this family has come in storytelling. Early on in Balance Griffin had to drag his players into each new scene and plot point, and they were just like “we’re gonna dick around here until you push us onward” but now they’re all actively side-DMing by purposely creating conflict (Bud in accounting, Fitz on the fritz, Honest Argo). They’ve all done such a good job letting Trav have the space to play with concepts and learn what works for him as a DM, but they aren’t relying on him to do all the work. this is how you tabletop game.

- Maple Syrup @ friends: it was a mistake they didn’t kick me out  Maple Syrup @ an unstable party fae he just met who def can’t keep a secret: I turned my teacher into a codfish during a finale exam and am immensely upset that my dreams of knighthood have been shot down also I’m lonely

- Griffin already has a strong handle on his boy’s personality tho and I love one (1) barbarian dud who doesn’t understand humour and can’t not correct people on his name he is a Giant Dweeb and I want him to see him grow up happy and supported

- loved that folly work with the bar (even tho I thought I was hearing things at first), that def added ambiance. side note: the space the boys are getting to just banter with each other is doing wonders for their characters and the dynamic between them, and I am living for it. those long scenes of chatter between actual plot are incredibly important for establishing who characters are and why we as listeners should like them, and I’m so glad Travis is giving them ample room to do it

- I know some people were iffy about the split party scenes in Amnesty but honestly I think they give individual characters so much room to grow into themselves and I am absolutely here for the way Trav’s worked that opportunity into the classes. he built up the world and its mechanics organically within the monologue of the accounting teacher and made it work and I respect this boy so much for his already powerful plotbuilding skills

- only improvement on this TAZ train hell yeah middlest brother

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #378

“come as you are, as you were, as i want you to be”

Have you ever dreamt in another language? No. How long will you try out something you don’t enjoy before giving up on it? It really depends, but in most cases, admittedly very quickly. What’s something you recently realized or discovered about yourself? *shrug* What’s the most interesting news you read or received recently? What about the most depressing? Not in a good way really, but it was certainly interesting to learn I have such severe sleep apnea. Like, I was certain I didn't. The most depressing would be uhhhh... I guess Jason's mother's death, but I don't know how "recent" you'd consider that by now. Would you let politics get in the way of a relationship? It depends. Some beliefs I absolutely would not tolerate (like anti-LGBT), others I would just agree to disagree with. What is one way in which you need to learn to control yourself? I need to get better at controlling my mouth when I'm extremely upset. Do you use a photo editor? I use Lightroom and Photoshop for photography. Is your dad overweight? No, I think he's actually underweight. Ever been honked at? Yes. What’s the name of the most recent baby a friend has had? Easton, I think? An old middle school friend had him. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster? Yes, but they never work for me. How did your parents pick your name? I dunno. If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Canada. Do you have a balcony? No. Who is a singer that has given you chills? Man, I get chills easily with music. David Draiman from Disturbed, his cover of "Sound of Silence" is BREATHTAKING. That's number one. There are many others, they're just not coming to me at the moment. Do you have a drone? No. What was the spiciest thing you’ve ever eaten? Some wings at Buffalo Wild Wings. I got some crazy hot sauce. Have you ever discovered something gross in your food at McDonalds? No. What was the last thing you used sliced bread to make? A sandwich. How long did your shortest relationship last? Like a day lmao. Would you rather have a trampoline or swimming pool? A POOL!!!! I've talked before about how I want one so, SO very badly to exercise my legs without having to worry about sweat, and I can take a break the very moment I need to. Do you own a Snuggie? Yeah, somewhere. Do you listen to any unsigned bands/singers? Who? Yeah, quite a few on YouTube, but my favorite in Jonathan Young. He is SO damn talented. Who is your favorite video game character? Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill franchise. What kind of pictures do you post on Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat most frequently? Mostly of my pets lmao. Have you ever been on vacation with a significant other? No. Have you ever considered “unplugging”/taking a significant period of time away from technology? No. I know I'd never stick to it. Do you prefer to watch a documentary that is about a situation/event or a documentary that is more of a personal character study/biography? The latter. Meerkat Manor comes to mind with that, and everyone knows how much I adore that show. There was also one about rhesus macaques I fell in love with. Basically, I love animal docs, haha. Can you think of a recent time in which you might have been better off resisting, but you did something because you “just couldn’t help yourself”? Probably eating something. When you are getting to know someone, do you tend to worry that the other person will lose interest in you once they get to know the “real” you? Yyyyep. What is something that you would like to do, but really aren’t able to because of your location? (e.g., see art or get a certain job) Man, a lot of things. Photograph meerkats is a biggie. What sort of job do you think is best suited for your skills? Is this an in-demand position or something you’re unlikely to actually get? If I could actually handle the heat and was in good shape to traverse the outdoors, I think I'd be a great wildlife biologist. Even more though, if I could beat my social anxiety, I would ADORE being an animal educator with kids. Do you believe it is the responsibility of businesses, or prominent business leaders (think Bill Gates) to take the lead on social issues whether by using their influence or their money? Saying it's their "responsibility" sounds unfair and puts a lot of weight on their shoulders, but I do feel they should by their own volition and kindness use their position for good, such as through monetary assistance and other things. Have you ever gone to a job interview and realized that you didn’t want the job? Yep. Have you ever asked that someone sacrifice something (a habit, relationship, job, etc.) for you? A habit, yes. Looking back it was stupid as shit. What would you call your body type? Ew. Has anyone ever hacked your accounts before? Yes. Do you enjoy big holiday dinners? Considering I spend them with my sister's bigoted, homophobic, and racist in-laws, not especially. I always feel very uncomfortable and disliked among everyone for being the "black sheep" among 'em. Is your vision good? God no. Even with my glasses, it's very poor. I need a new prescription badly. Do both of your parents have jobs? Mom has something of the sort, like she cleans a local church for a small pay, but it's not really a "job." She's still recovering from cancer, getting her strength back up and such before she can handle a consistent job. Dad's had a job for as long as I've lived. What is something you’ve always wanted a boy to do for you? How heteronormative. But whatever. It's so fucking cheesy, but singing a cute song to me while slowdancing sounds so super adorable to me. What food are you craving right now? I am craving something sweet like you wouldn't believe. It's annoying. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes. Do you have a lot of scars? Yes, but most are very negligible. I just scar extremely easily. Last person you saw other than your family? My primary doctor. Last movie you’ve seen in theaters? The The Lion King remake. Who was the last person you played a video game with? Ummm I think Girt. Last game you played at an arcade? Zero clue. What was your favorite nursery rhyme as a child? I THINK I particularly liked "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider?" None stand out strongly, though. What is your favorite cousin’s first name? I don’t have a favorite cousin. Would you prefer to travel around the world by yourself or with a friend? I think with a friend to prevent loneliness, but at the very same time, I see a great beauty in traveling on your own. Just taking new things in, seeing so many different cultures, beautiful scenery... I feel it'd be a great chance for exploration of insight. Remind yourself how small you are, that there's a much, much bigger picture than your own problems, that people are so unique but hopefully share common morals... I see a lot of poetry in it. Do you like the smell of coffee? It's one of my favorite smells. If you have a favorite photographer, can you describe their work? I can't possibly pick. I watch literally hundreds on deviantART, and many of them absolutely blow my mind. What’s one aspect of your life that did not turn out as you expected? My lack of a career. Outside of school, have you ever used a thesaurus? Well, online ones for writing. When you see a good-looking girl in skimpy clothing, what is your initial thought? I envy her confidence, like gotdamn girl. Have you ever been in a lighthouse? No. Are you on a laptop or desktop? A laptop. What color is your shower? White. Where do you order your pizza from? Domino's or Little Caesar's. What was the name of the last dog you pet? We've been calling the dog we're holding right now Zoe. Have you ever had anything stolen from you? Yes. Have you ever seen the White House? I don't think so, but it's possible I have when we've driven up to New York, but from a distance. How about Niagara Falls? No. What do you like in your salads and what dressing do you prefer? I just like regular iceberg lettuce with some bacon bits and ranch. Man, that sounds good right about now. Any posters of a band on your bedroom wall? Yeah, Metallica and Marilyn Manson. Do you think it’d be cool to have your body mummified after you die? No. I couldn't rock the mummy look even if I tried, haha. Can you tell the difference between a Scottish & an Irish accent? Not really, no. Can you read music? I used to be able to. Do you work the night shift? I don’t have a job, but if I did, I absolutely do not want to work the night shift anywhere. Have you ever slept over at your best friend’s house? Yes. Is your mother diabetic? Are you? She is, but I'm not. Would you like to learn how to make ceramic pottery? It'd be cool, sure. Ever sang someone to sleep? No. Who did you last kiss? My cat. Why did you last lie? I don't recall. Probably to just avoid confrontation with Mom. What do you put on your hamburgers? Cheese, ketchup, and mustard, generally. Who do you think cares the most about you? My mom. Have you ever sent a dirty picture? No. What’s at the center of your dining table? Honestly, we sit in there so rarely that I don't even know. I think we might have nothing, actually. Have you ever started a rumor? No. Do you like being outside? If it's cool, yes. What’s your favourite condiment? Maybe ketchup. Or honey mustard. Who sang/played the last song you listened to? Chris Motionless is the singer of Motionless In White. I don't know if that's his real last name, though. Do you like yoga? I used to. Now all the bending and shit would make me dizzy as hell with my "how are you still alive" level of low blood pressure. Do you always carry breath mints? No, but I do carry Tictacs with me, but they're for my dry mouth. It forces you to salivate, so it helps. What do you think your reaction would be upon entering the White House? I don't really know. I honestly don't even know how it looks inside. Thinking about it, I'd probably be more scared than anything, waiting for a bomb to drop or some shit lmao. Have you ever grown your own sea monkeys or dinosaurs? OH MY GOD I LOVED those!!! I definitely did! Have you ever thrown a game controller (or the game) and broke it? No, I've never been the type to do that. If I'm SERIOUSLY getting mad, all I do is tighten my grip. Did you ever own an Etch-a-Sketch? Yes. Do/did you ever have glow-in-the-dark stars on your ceiling? I believe so. What movie were you really worked up for that ended up disappointing you? My answer is Warcraft, but only because the fucking orcs' voices were so baritone that I couldn't understand them almost ever lmaooo. Like I had a mild idea of what was going on because of the game, but still. What part of a paper is hardest for you to write? The intro, or the conclusion. Both are difficult to me. Like I want to compose a gripping beginning as well as an end that doesn't just repeat everything I've already said and ends on a strong note. Does it bother you that almost everything is done on computers now? No. KFC Chicken: original or extra crispy? I don't like fried chicken. Think about your first kiss. Did you have any idea what you were doing? I mean, I guess? Like I'd seen kisses enough to know how to give someone a peck. It just came naturally. Did you get Happy Meals just for the toys as a kid? Not just for the toy, but it's the main thing I wanted, sure. Have you ever seen your parents cry? If so, how did it make you feel? Seeing my mom cry absolutely destroys me. I don't want her to hurt EVER. Especially if it's seriously unfair bullshit that has her upset, I also get very angry (not at her, of course) and protective. I've seen Dad tear up once, back when he was telling us about his mother's funeral, and I felt immense surprise more than anything. He does NOT cry. How do you feel about animal testing? It's fucking disgusting and barbaric. Find a different goddamn way. Do you add condiments to your ice cream, or just eat it plain? If I'm having vanilla, I'll usually add chocolate syrup. Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes. What’s the coolest personalized license plate you’ve ever seen? I'm forever gonna get a kick out of this one that just said "omw," haha.

[unicorn-galactica]

I just. I need to say.

I’m definitely not sorry to anyone who pays attention to my posts about my Pretty Little Liars spam recently.

I got the STRONGEST urge to binge the show the other day (and I just finished season 1 after like a week because life kept getting in the way despite quarantine)

And I’ve seen it before, yeah, but everything is still really confusing to me TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST.

BUT

I NEED to talk about the ships.

So please bear with me if you read this because I’m gonna lose it if I don’t talk about this somewhere LMAO

Pls don’t hurt me.

Keep in mind that I’m going off what I remember from watching it Three (3) years ago and the first season that I’ve rewatched.

Emilaya- !!FUCK¡¡ THEM FOR KILLING MAYA. I LOVED THIS GOTDAMN SHIP WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND I WAS ABSOLUTELY WRECKED WHEN THEY KILLED OFF MAYA. THE SONG STILL MAKES ME SOB EVERYTIME I HEAR IT. LIKE I KNOW IT WAS ALSO PLAYED WHEN “THEY FOUND ALISONS BODY” BUT SHAY’S ACTING AND THE WHOLE PLOT OF THE SCENE JUST RIPPED MY LITTLE GAY HEART OUT OF MY BODY.

Spemily- absolutely LOVE. Cannot get enough of it. and I don’t know why but I really thought I was the only one that shipped Spencer and Emily. But I’m so glad to have discovered that I am, in fact, NOT (which in hindsight I really should’ve seen). But this comes with my own internal conflict about how I think spoby is cute. And how much I loved Emilaya. Like. This might be my favorite ship overall. But it’s most definitely my favorite non cannon ship and by far my favorite friendship on the show.

Haleb- ABSOLUTELY ADORE. I have loved this ship from when it first set sail and I will stand by it even through some of the bullshit that happened (if I’m remembering some things correctly)

Spoby- LOVE IT. I really do. Spencer and Toby are so cute together but some of the stuff did piss me off, obviously. But like. I dunno I just think they’re nice.

Emison- I don’t really know how I feel about this to be honest. Like. I’m v happy that Emily is happy and the babies are cute. And it’s so nice that Emily’s first love came back to her and actually did feel the same is wonderful. But also. Kinda like. Fuck Alison for being such a bitch about Emily being in love with her and playing with her feelings? I love Emily with my entire soul and She must be protected at all costs.

Paily- again one that I don’t really know how to feel about. Like I kinda hate Paige but I also have a strange love for her? How she was so protective of Emily and they were kinda cute together. But I really can’t get over the thing where she was drowning Emily about the anchor spot. I know a lot more happens later with them but idk. I definitely remember being sad about Paige leaving when she did the first time I watched it. But idk I think the SimGM PLL Spoof made her too much of a joke for me lmao (I love you Emily! *runs away*)

Ezria- honestly? Not a fan. Like I’m a big sucker for the Teacher x Student trope (very very sadly and I hate myself for it) but I just. Am not a fan. Like I will admit; mad respect for this ship that was introduced in the first episode being there in the very end. But The whole thing about Ezra stalking them or whatever for that book? No ma’am. Nope 👎🏻

Mona & Mike (idk if they have a ship name)- I don’t really understand this one??? Like at all????

Noel & aria- absolutely not.

Melissa and anyone- I don’t remember what happened to Melissa at all but I definitely don’t like her and Ian because fuck him. And not wren for sure. And I don’t remember anybody else. And I also don’t remember her story line like at all but ??? The last I saw of her she was in the hospital after the wreck with Spencer in the season 1 finale and I just ??? Want her to have someone genuinely nice and that cares for her at this moment in time?

Ella & Byron- oh my god. I do not remember really what becomes of them? I think they get back together again?? But I love Ella! Not a big fan of Byron because he cheated on her, obviously, but also because it’s Chad Lowe and he’s very creepy imo

If I think of anymore I’ll probably add them on a reblog but yeah so there’s that. Lmao

pls don’t hurt me for these ;-; I just needed to put this somewhere.

[bangtanbetchfics]

Apartment 2B (m) | salty & sweet

genre: fluff, smut, angst, food kink/play, ice play rating: explicit pairing: jungkook x female reader word count: 4.7k suggested listening: perfect 10 + bad boy - red velvet | stay up - baekhyun | playlist warnings: casual sex, explicit language summary: after your encounter is cut short with jungkook, you take a step back to process your budding feelings for him. notes: tysm for the positive response to the first chapter! please do enjoy the second installment of this series.ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ navigation: ch. i | ch. ii | ch. iii | finale

You sigh as you reach in your cabinet and pull out a metal tin filled with instant coffee. You ponder for a moment on if coffee is actually enough.

It’s the morning after last night’s encounter, and you can’t stop replaying what happened in your head.

Your kettle whistles and you pull it off the burner, dropping a small scoop of coffee grinds into two cups.

The water sizzles as it sets into the cup, and the liquid blooms into a dark hue. 

You decide coffee is absolutely not enough, and you reach into your cabinet, grabbing a miniature bottle of whiskey. Your pour half of the bottle into each cup.

Miri starts barking, and you hear footsteps start to pick up in the hallway outside. 

You then hear a buzz at your door. 

“It’s me!” Yuna shouts as you pull the door open. She steps through the door frame and gives you a warm hug.  

“Hi, girl.” Miri jumps around her and Yuna scratches her ears for a brief second.

You grab the two coffee cups from the kitchen and settle into your couch, handing Yuna one. Yuna plops down, looking at you as you snuggle up into a large throw.

“What’s up?” She asks, taking a sip of coffee. She coughs, and then looks into the cup. “Irish coffee so early? Tell me the tea.” Her eyes widen, looking at you as you sip.

You pull the throw down from around you, showing her the large, purple hickey on your neck. She spits her coffee back into the cup. 

“What the fuck? Who did that?” She asks, putting her knees in the couch to examine it closer. 

“The guy who lives right below me.” You take a gulp of you coffee as you peer up at her.

“What?! Did you two fuck?” Yuna exclaims as her grin widens from ear-to-ear. Her eyes grow larger in anticipation and she plops down again. 

“No.” You whine as you cover yourself back up. “Shit happened, but I think he’s just too young for me, Yuna. I can’t get over it. I used your call as an excuse to stop.” You lament, throwing your head back on the couch.  

“I was calling to fucking ask if you had my wallet! Oh my god I can’t be an accomplice in cockblocking you like this.” Yuna puts her hand over her forehead as if she has a fever, looking over at you. 

“Is this the guy that watched your dog?” You nod, biting your lip. “Oh my god !” Yuna roars as she begins to pace the room. “You’re gonna go apologize for giving him blue balls right now. ” Yuna commands.

“Like, is your pussy broken or something?” Yuna asks, slamming her cup down. She gets close to your face and pauses for a second, her expression serious.

“I’m asking if you got wet.” She demands, putting her hands on her hips.

“Very.” You whisper back, covering your mouth. You both look at each other for a moment and then burst into a fit of laughter. The two of you clutch your guts from laughing so hard.

“Holy shit, you fucking cougar.” Yuna breaks out into another wave of laughter. 

As Yuna calms down and catches her breath, sits down and folds her legs, looking at you. “But seriously...this guy’s all the way into you, no matter your age diff. There’s not a soul that’d watch a stranger’s dog for a whole freaking week if they weren’t into them in some way.” She assures you. 

“I fucking wouldn’t.” Yuna states, downing the rest of her coffee.

You ponder on it for a moment. She’s absolutely fucking right.

**

You’re now in front of Jungkook’s apartment. 1B . You’re wearing a miniskirt and a band t-shirt, while vinyl booties adorn your feet. Underneath your clothes you have on a matching set of lingerie, just in case .

You train your eyes on the apartment number for a few moments before you blow out all of the tension in your body. You hang your neck back for a second before pulling your head forward. You chew on your lip as you lift your finger to ring Jungkook’s doorbell. 

You see someone lift the peephole to the door. It takes several moments before the door actually opens.

It’s Jungkook. His frame occupies most of the door’s space, and he looks you from head to toe with a stoic expression.

“Hey.” You utter quietly as you look up at him, your eyes filled with apprehension. 

Jungkook’s wearing a knee-length flannel shirt with the arms torn off. It’s unbuttoned all the way and reveals his bare chest. He wears a baseball cap on his head that’s adorned with two rings. His faded jeans have large rips in the knees, exposing the cut muscles in his thighs. 

“What? Need a dogsitter again?” He says curtly, and the words stab like a knife in your spine.

“Can we talk?” You look down at your feet and then back up to his eyes. He doesn’t say a word and just opens the door up further. You walk in and he pushes the door shut.

** 

Jungkook motions for you to sit on his couch. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs two glasses.

“Are you thirsty, noona?” He asks, as he tries to convey no particular emotion in his voice. 

“Uh, sure.” You respond, rubbing your sweaty palms on your skirt. You interlace your fingers to stop your hands from shaking.

You watch as Jungkook fills the two glasses with water. He heads to the fridge and grabs a lemon slice, and adds the juice of it to his drink. Jungkook walks back over, handing you the glass without lemon. 

You look up at him trying to read his face. Nothing. 

“Thank you.” You take a sip of your water, as does he. Silence fills the air for an uncomfortable period.

“Why’d you stop?” He asks, cutting through the silence. He keeps his eyes hidden under the hat by training them on his glass. He doesn’t look at you for a response.

“It’s just...you’re so much younger than me, Jungkook. I’m not sure-“ Jungkook cuts you off. 

“Are you afraid? Is that it?” He inquires as he rests his arms on his legs, the muscles in his arms flexing from the tension as he clasps his hands together.

“I’m just not sure I’m anything special. I’m not sure it’s me you want.” You look down at your lap, pressing your fingers together to soothe your nerves.

“I don’t think you’ve ever seen yourself, then.” He takes another sip of his water. You lose your breath in your throat again as you furrow your brows.

“And I’m always one thousand percent sure of what I want.” His face is serious as he finally turns to look at you.

You notice his leg is now touching yours, and the heat from his body starts to transfer into your own.

Your eyes look up and search Jungkook’s to try and process what he’s just said. You put a hand on his leg for a moment, before giving it a squeeze. Your eyes triangulate his face before stopping at his lips. You move in so that your lips slowly press into his, and he brings his hand to cover yours. He resists the kiss at first before you apply more pressure. He inhales sharply, melting in.

You climb on top of Jungkook’s lap and his hands run up your waist. You push his chest back and you watch the lust start to form in his eyes as you remove your top. You bite your lip before you lean forward and press your lips to his again. “How are you so hard already?” You whisper lightly in the kiss. "Because you drive me crazy." He whispers back as he kisses you.

Jungkook moans as you settle more of your weight onto his crotch. He grinds up into you and threads a hand into your hair. He pulls your head further forward to envelop you in the kiss.

A few moments into the kiss, he licks your lips with his tongue for entry. You immediately oblige, and his tongue explores the inside of your mouth. “Gotdamn.” He groans into the kiss. 

You remove Jungkook’s hat and throw it across the room. Your hands run up his muscled chest before you pull down his shirt, exposing his built traps.  

You breathe out as your hands slink into his hair. You grab his strands at the roots and pull him from your mouth. You both heave, lips swollen.

His tongue tasted like lemons. Shit.

“You know what? I changed my mind. Maybe I just have a noona kink.” He taunts, pulling his lower lip into his mouth.

“You’re such a fucking brat.” Your glower at him before your rise up off his crotch to kiss him deeper. 

Jungkook’s rough hands run up your thighs and land on your panties. His hands move to your folds and glide over the fabric that’s now soaking wet.

“Did I make you this wet the first night?” He smiles in the kiss as he tries to catch his breath. 

“No.” You growl, pulling at his lip with your teeth. He smacks your ass, and you let out a moan.

“Then did you touch yourself the first day we met, like a good girl?” He whispers, desperate for you to give him the response he’s craving. You try to move back in to kiss him instead, but he pulls back. You put both of your hands on his neck and press your forehead to his as you heave -- still trying to catch his lips.

He seemed hellbent on torturing you this afternoon for what happened the morning before.

“Tell me.” He raises his chin up waiting for a response. You groan at the sudden lack of contact. 

“No.” You tease again, and it makes him growl. You move back in and Jungkook lets you kiss him -- but he slaps your ass harder this time. He breaks away from the kiss, looking at you. 

“You won’t be needing these.” He gets a firm hold of your panties and then rips them off your body in two pieces. You gasp out in shock, looking at him. He smirks. 

Jungkook grips your thighs hard, and taps your ass so you wrap your legs around his torso. You can’t help but gasp as he lifts you up, carrying you toward his bedroom.

**

Jungkook drops you to the bed, his body towering over yours. He whips his belt off quickly, and his jeans follow just as fast. He unzips your boots, throwing them off to the side.

Jungkook leans into you and kisses you briefly, then plants kisses down your neck. Your breath quickens in anticipation.

“God you’re beautiful.” Jungkook gasps out as he runs his hands down your waist for a brief moment, admiring you from head to toe. You start to blush under his gaze. 

Your chest heaves as he moves to kiss in between your breasts. He undoes the front clasp of your bra, and immediately latches onto one of the breasts that spills out. You moan out as he kneads your other nipple between his fingers. His sucking starts to grow intense, and you squirm as you comb your fingers through his soft hair. 

He finally releases your nipple and trails his wet lips down your abdomen, landing between your legs. 

“You’re dripping wet.” He says breathily, looking up at you. 

Jungkook wastes no time lapping up the sticky sweet concoction between your legs. 

“You taste so good.” He moans into you. He throws your legs on his shoulders before starting to lick even deeper into you. He’s relentless and you whine as you grip his hair to focus his tongue. 

The texture of his tongue threatens to drive you to the brink of insanity as he continues to lap up the cream spilling from your legs, and you can’t remember the last time you got this wet.

Beads of sweat form on your forehead from guiding him for what feels like an eternity. 

“Jungkook, I’m gonna-” You utter as soon as you’re close to climaxing, but he pulls his mouth off of you.

You sit up on your elbows and look at him, breathless. 

“Bad girls don’t get to cum so soon.” He says, smirking at you as he licks the gleam off his lips. He pulls you down to the edge of the bed by your ankles. 

You look up at Jungkook through your lashes, slipping your fingers in the waistband of his boxers.  

“Let me make it up to you then.” He nods, and you pull his boxers down in one fell swoop. His cock springs out and it’s already leaking with precum. You take the liquid from the tip with your thumb and spread it down over his shaft. You then spit into your hand before you start to slowly pump your hand up and down over him. 

“How’s that?” You coo, biting your lip as you watch him struggle to form a response.

Jungkook heaves as you slowly drag your tongue over his cock. As you reach the head, you envelop him with your mouth and start to swirl your tongue around him. You do this for a few moments while you look at him, and then release him with a pop. He groans as you slowly lick his shaft again before diving into the head. He inhales sharply.

Jungkook slides his hands into your hair to control your pace as you’re faster now. You moan into him as you reach your fingers between your legs to soothe the developing ache. 

Jungkook throws his head back as you work, and he’s not sure if he’s ever felt pleasure like this before. He tries to picture the unsexiest of things so he doesn’t explode in your mouth right then and there. 

“Ah-” He moans as you try to take him deeper into your mouth. He gently tugs at your hair to pull you off, and then bends down to kiss you. Your tongues meet and the salts from your juices intertwine -- making you both moan into the kiss. 

Jungkook breaks the kiss and then motions for you to lay back. You oblige, and you spread your legs as he positions himself to enter you. He only inserts the head of his cock a few times to tease and you groan. You reach down to try and finger yourself, but Jungkook pins your arms above your head.

“Beg.” He whispers in your ear, his tone demanding.

“Please.” You plead, but he moves back down to suck at your nipples. Your back arches on the bed from the sudden contact. His lips wander down the sensitive flesh of your arms before he moves to work on your exposed neck with his mouth.

“You’re a good girl, right? Use your words. Tell me what you want.” He whispers in your ear, before licking up your neckline again. You try to free yourself from the pin he has you under, but it’s no use.

“I want you inside of me.” You say breathlessly into his ear, and Jungkook pauses his assail on your neck. His hand slips down to your wet folds, before he enters a finger in. “Like this ?” He taunts, pumping his finger in and out of you. All you can do is writhe in pleasure as he inserts a second finger in. 

“N-n-” You moan out and the room starts to echo with how wet you are before he enters a third finger.

“I want your hard cock inside of me, Jungkook.” You whine again before he pulls his fingers out of you.

“Good girl.” He parts your mouth with his fingers and places them on your tongue. You taste your juices on them and you moan on his fingers. 

Jungkook rubs his cock back over your entrance before pushing himself into you.

You quickly sip in air for a moment as his size stretches your walls. He looks down at you and you nod at him, before he starts forming a rhythm of pumping into you.

“Jungkook, ah-” You whine as he starts to thrust into you a bit harder. His face is fucked out as he looks at you, grunting at every push. Your nails dig deeper into his back with every deranged thrust, and it only encourages him to pick up pace. 

Lewd slapping sounds fill the room as the headboard starts to bang into the wall. Your eyes roll into the back of your head in pure ecstasy as your nails drag down his back.  

You hear a loud knock from the other side of the wall, and you let out a mad laugh.

This is straight out of your fantasy. 

Jungkook notices, and he grabs your jaw to focus your eyes back on his.

“You like the neighbors knowing I’m fucking you, hmm?” He asks as his hand slides up to your neck, and you nod madly.

“Ah, I’m gonna cum-” You whimper as he continues pounding into you, merciless with his pace. His hand firms around your neck, and waves of pleasure surge through your body. 

You clutch the sheets as your walls close around him, and that prompts his own orgasm. He pulls out quickly, and shoots his load over your abdomen. 

“Jesus.” Jungkook collapses, too taxed to care about anything else. He rolls over from on top of you, settling his head on your chest.  

“Fuck. That was so good.” You smile, running your hands through his now damp locks. 

“You’re unreal.” Jungkook looks at your lips once more before pressing a kiss to them. He nudges his nose against yours. 

“I’m hungry. I think I’m ready to eat lunch.” You say, and Jungkook can’t help but laugh.  

“What? What’s so funny? I’m hungry!” You say, a serious look on your face.

“That’s how we got into this mess in the first place. Lunch. ” He says, grabbing you by the ass to pull your body closer to his, so you’re fully facing him.

“Shutup.” You giggle, as you tuck his hair behind his ear and stare into his eyes. Your lips trace his, and the both of you melt into another kiss.

**

“Want a piece, noona?” Jungkook asks as he chews vigorously. “What is it?” You ask without looking at him. You’re in the produce aisle of a supermarket, trying to decide what vegetables to buy for lunch.  

You notice Jungkook’s basket of groceries is filled with a bunch of sensible items: lots of fruits, and a few other sweet treats like chocolate syrup and popsicles.

“Just open.” He says and you comply. You lick your lips at the sugar that now dusts your lips. “It’s so good!” You widen your eyes, looking at him and he shakes his head up and down.  

“They said it’s a boardwalk doughnut.” Jungkook says as he hums and pops another piece in his mouth. His eyes sparkle with enjoyment and he does a little jiggle. You giggle to yourself at his full cheeks.

You look at him again. The same guy in front of you raving about boardwalk doughnuts is literally the same person that fucked your brains out just last night.   

What the fuck.

You lean in to take a bite of the piece of doughnut in his hand, but he pulls it back. “Use your words, noona.” He says and he laughs, as you glare at him. His nose scrunches as his smile overtakes his entire face. You ignore him and try to grab his hand to take another bite. 

Of course, he’s leagues stronger than you. 

He yanks his hand away before putting the entire piece in his mouth. 

“You’re so cute when you don’t get what you want.” He bowls over in laughter as he watches your expression darken. He tickles your chin before he kisses you for a brief second.

“Excuse me!” An older woman says, curtly. “Some people are actually trying to shop here.” You snap out of the kiss and whip your head around to look at her. 

“I’m so, so sorry.” You say, giving her a slight bow as you move away from her. 

“You’re gonna get me in trouble, JK.” You whisper to Jungkook, giving him one more peck as he chuckles.

“I know.” He whispers back, taking your hand in his. 

** 

You’re back in your apartment, prepping for lunch. Jungkook picks out a knife from the drawer to assist you with chopping up the vegetables.

“You’re quite good.” You state, looking out the corner of your eye as you watch him chop. 

“I’m a personal trainer, so I’m always trying and testing things for my clients. So, naturally, I needed to learn how to cook.” His eyes are honed in on the knife as he chops quickly. He beats you in cutting his portion and throws it in a pot of boiling water. 

“Let me do these.” He chops up your vegetables and throws them in the water as well.

“Tell me more about you.” You lean back against the counter and take an apple from a shopping bag. You take a bite of it, observing him. 

“Well, I had 6 brothers growing up.” He crosses his arms as he looks at you. Your eyes widen, and he nods in affirmation. 

“The 7 of us were crammed in two rooms, but we made the best of what we had. Our apartment was nothing to write home about, but we did live right off the coast of Busan.” He takes a sip of water from a glass he got earlier.  

“My mom always bonded us by letting us cook together with her. We’re all still so close.” His lips turn up in a smile as he recalls the memory. “I think that’s why I gravitate toward people -- and maybe women -- older than me.” He mentions as his cheeks turn pink. 

This man was truly so saccharine and pure. Where did the monster in your bed last night come from?  

“That’s so sweet about your mom. Give me more deets on your brothers. Are all of them as cute as you?” You take a seductive bite of your apple while you look at him.

“Don’t even think about it. They’re all ugly.” He laughs as he pours curry powder into the boiling water.

“You?” He asks as he pulls out a spoon to mix the water, while he turns off the rice.

“My parents are pretty strict. They still think success is hinged on a profession.” You shrug.  

“It’s all pretty depressing, so I don’t dwell on it. We’re not very close at all because of it. I’m honestly scared to tell them off -- they’d kill me if they even knew I was fucking you.” You say, lowering your eyes to the floor, a bit embarrassed.

“There’s nothing you can do to change people’s mind sometimes.” He shrugs.  

You look up at Jungkook as he kisses your cheek. 

“Let’s eat.” He says, to get your mind off the topic. 

“I’ll get your mind off it with dessert later.” Jungkook grabs the two plates and heads toward the table.

“What’d you get for dessert? The doughnuts?” You ask as your eyes widen in amusement. 

“It’ll be a surprise.” He yells back. Your brows furrow at his response.

**

You finish off the last of your meal, and Jungkook takes both plates, placing them in the sink. 

He comes back to the table empty-handed. “Did you forget about dessert already?” You ask, looking up at him. 

“Of course not.” He says. “Close your eyes.” You close your eyes and pout. 

“You have a problem admitting what you want, noona. I saw it both nights we were together.” Jungkook states, and you suddenly feel a silk fabric slide over your eyes.

“I need you to start trusting yourself. Your instinct.” You move your head around and hear rustling.  

After a few moments, his footsteps near closer to you.

Somehow, in the blindfold, every sense is enhanced. You can hear Jungkook’s breathing rising and falling. The light smell of his cologne. The aroma of softener on his clothes. The sudden softness under your feet. The goosebumps on your skin, forming from the uncertainty of your environment.

“Jungkook, what are you doing ?” You inquire, trying to reach around for him. No such luck.

“Jungkook? ” You hear more rustling near you, and you turn your head in the direction of the sound. 

You’re unsure of what’s happening, and you feel your heartbeat thump in your ears. 

“JK? This isn’t funny.” You suddenly feel something press at your lips, and it feels unfamiliar. He runs the item over your lips again and you take in the texture. It’s small and bumpy, with a prickly tip. Jungkook pulls it from your lips and you hear him bite into it. 

“Open.” He says, and he runs it down your tongue. “Tell me what it is.” You lick into your lips and then bite into it. The juices run down your chin.

“It’s a strawberry.” You answer, swallowing it.

“Good.” He praises.

This time you feel a wet liquid touch your mouth. It drizzles down your lips and you lick them.

“Chocolate.” You say as he runs a chocolate-covered strawberry over your lips and you bite into it. Your senses are already overwhelmed as you feel Jungkook slip down your tank top.  

You never thought in a million years that his arsenal of groceries would be used to taunt you all night.  

Suddenly, you feel air hit your breasts as he pulls down your bra and your nipples immediately harden. 

You gasp as you feel a thick liquid start to slowly slide down your body. The sensation is familiar, yet intense on your skin. You throw your head back to take it in. You start to smell a sweet aroma, but can’t quite put your finger on it. 

You suddenly feel Jungkook take your nipple in his mouth and you let out a moan at the sudden contact.

Jungkook moves to lick your other nipple before moving to your mouth. He kisses you briefly.  

“It’s honey.” You whisper, your body now trembling in anticipation.  

He pulls you up by the arm, and you feel him sit down. He drags you on top of his lap, and you can feel how hard he’s gotten. You didn’t need a blindfold suppressing one of your senses to tell you what that was.

“Tell me what you want, noona.” He whispers, and you yelp as a cold liquid slides down your skin. You can smell that it’s fruity, and Jungkook starts lapping it from your skin. He kisses you, and you feel a cold piece of ice in his mouth. You twirl it around your tongues as you moan and transfer it to each other’s mouths. You hear a crack, and feel another piece of ice hit your skin. You whimper as he uses the ice to massage around your nipple before you hear him plop it in his mouth. 

“I don’t care what anyone thinks anymore. I want you , JK. And I want you to fuck me.” You feel him sink his fingers into the flesh of your ass as he pulls away from the chilly kiss.

“You’re a little braver with that on I see.” Jungkook says as you search for his mouth. He quickly licks up your lips to signal where his are before you grab his jaw and press your lips to his. 

“What are you waiting for? I said fuck me.” You demand, and he presses you into his lap.

“And take me on a date like a nice boy, will you?” You order as you put your hand on his neck. You feel his pulse start to throb and race under your fingers.

Jungkook removes the blindfold and looks up at you, his eyes aglow.  

“I mean it.” You say as a blush forms on his cheeks. 

You take a moment to search the emotions swirling in his eyes before you kiss him again.

notes: thank you for reading! chapter 3 will be coming soon. is anyone else hungry yet? (◍•ڡ•◍) navigation: ch. i | ch. ii | ch. iii | finale

[uselessmonsterboy]

Im freakin WILDING

A lil animation for @uselessmonsterboy ‘s super cool au (once again more fanart lol)

[prince-liest]

2, 6, 8!!

Thank youuuuuu! <3 This is from this ask meme.

2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?

Honestly, if I want to write it, then I write it, haha! The only things I don’t write right away are the ones that require a lot of set-up - but I get to those eventually anyhow. The closest answer I have to this is ‘fake dating AU except platonic,’ and that’s something already in my WIP list.

6. Share one of your weaknesses.

Coming up with ideas from scratch, especially for worldbuilding. I did so much worldbuilding in RP and I loved it so much, but recently I started thinking of an original storyline that I would like to maybe write, and realized that without a starting baseline (such as in fandom), worldbuilding is very difficult for me. 

8. Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

“N-no,” Blue mumbles behind Hawks, audible only through the sensitive perception of his feathers. “No, no-”

“Your friend’s either useless or quirkless,” he tells Scissorhands, voice more airy than he’d like it, as he steps over the curb, “So bringing her was a sentimental mistake.”

“RYUU!” Blue shrieks, wild, but his feathers don’t pick up any sign that she’s about to make a move for him.

Scissorhands gasps, lungs still reinflating, and Hawks pulls her to her feet by her upper arms, folding them into harmlessness behind her. She spits at his boots, saliva tinted red with Hawks’s own blood.

“She doesn’t need a quirk,” Scissorhands rasps, “To kick your ass, you stupid bitch.”

- The Sword of Damocles is Swinging, chapter three

HONESTLY, I WAS JUST VERY PROUD OF THAT LAST LINE, I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY, but also this whole exchange was interesting to write because it was hitting on: Quirk discrimination (even Hawks does it!), Hawks switching tacks to deliberately try to upset someone and get them to slip, Blue losing her gotdamned mind because she’s sixteen and horrible things are happening to her loved ones, and also just a very high tension moment with Scissorhands being the first to realize that Blue just pulled out a fucking gun. There was a lot going on in this fight scene, and this little exchange highlighted almost all of it one way or another.

[xdreamer45x]

A recent situation has left me insanely pissed off, so I’m gonna lay down a few things about ink fam au before I lose my damn mind

Before I get into that tho, if you’re not gonna respect the established lore of ink fam au in the media you create, then make up your own fucking au. Don’t use the same goddamn names and ideas as me, come up with your own shit >:(

With that out of the way, let’s dive in:

1.) Mama is NOT a female

This is such a pet peeve of mine; Mama’s a fucking ink demon, he doesn’t conform to human biology, he can do whatever he damn well pleases. He wants to yeet out beans?? He’s gonna fuckin yeet out some gotdamn beans. I mean he conceived his first child by himself, no second party involved. And just because I draw him with his weight carried in his hips rather than a pot belly like the actual beta model doesn’t make him female either.

His name is Mama because in established lore I never actually posted here yet but did discuss with others, Shawn Flynn is the one who named him cuz Mama hoarded defective Bendy dolls like his own children. Shawn is one of the two humans Mama was actually friendly to while the studio was still open (Wally Franks being the second); Bean isn’t born until long after the studio has already fallen into ruin.

tl;dr - if you refer to Mama as a “she”, I’m drop kicking you into the sun

2.) The demons in the family CANNOT speak in the human tongue

Even though I make a lot of gags and the like with them talking (like my animatics), in the core of the au, they’re unable to communicate in English. They have their own language that friends and I conveniently refer to as “demon speak”; the audio clip I threw together a good while ago is a good indication of how they sound when speaking, but the range of sounds they’re capable of can be boiled down to:

- canon ink demon audio from the games

- Toothless from httyd

- baby goats

- birds

- dogs/cats (to a degree)

- guinea pigs

The only exception would be Inky mimicking human words much like a bird can, but you wouldn’t be able to have a fluent, coherent, meaningful conversation with him in English; Inky’s vocabulary is extremely limited.

Delving more into “demon speak”, Henry is the only one who can understand them fluently, seeing as he’s their creator and has that special connection with them. When translated, “demon speak” is a short, clipped sort of language. Their sentences aren’t as complex and they cut out unnecessary words, leaving in only the important stuff.

3.) Mama and Inky DID NOT fuck to make beans

This au is staying wholesome, y’all. When it comes to conceiving beans with a partner, Mama is bitten in the neck/shoulder area by Inky, and Inky transfers his ink through the bite, which he then grooms afterward to close up the wound. The transferred ink flows down and pools in Mama’s belly, where it begins to form into a bean. The ink starts out as a comfortable warmth that makes Mama drowsy, then the next day is when the bean really starts to grow and takes a toll on Mama. Gestation only lasts a month, so the bean grows rapidly and the pregnancy is rough to get through due to amplified symptoms.

4.) The beans are capable of both quadrupedal and bipedal movement

Despite me frequently drawing them as blobby lil baby loafs, the beans can shift smoothly between forms. Granted, they’re wobblier/less coordinated on two limbs since they’re babies, but they can still get around. The only exception is Alpha; he was born limbless, so he has to exert effort to form his lil nubbies in loaf mode, and nubs are the closest he can get to having any sort of limbs. He’s unable to keep them out if he’s expended too much energy. Alpha spends the most time as a turbo loaf out of all the beans since it’s the most effective way for him to get around; otherwise he has to struggle to push himself around or get someone to carry him.

5.) Early artwork from the original ink mama au- specifically Mama’s body type- does not correlate to current ink fam au content

It’s gonna be difficult to properly explain why this set me off without getting too lengthy, but all I can say is that part of this recent situation that prompted this post got super weird because it seemed to take body type into account when it came to character roles (aka Inky was pegged as Mama when Mama was just drawn skinny when I was first starting out).

I started off with the current Bendy model when I first came up with the original ink mama au because that was the canon, finalized version of him in the game. For anyone who’s followed the progression, you can see how I shifted to a chunkier build for him; it wasn’t until ink fam au kicked off did I start moving away from “canon ink demon but chunkier” and settle on basing Mama off of the beta model while keeping Inky with the current model. Mama has always been Mama, it’s just that his appearance has changed the more I got comfortable with how I wanted to handle the au. Ink mama au doesn’t exist on its own anymore, it’s been assimilated into ink fam lore as a stepping stone for current content.

I feel like there’s more I wanna add, but it’s almost 3am as I wrap up and I’m fading fast lmao

[lovelylogans]

:o Please please rant about the 100 and Bellamy!! I was only marginally into it so I don't know much but I love to hear your meta on literally everything!!

all RIGHT. spoilers for the 100 past this point! also i’m gonna go ahead and preface this with a warning about racism, and also that a lot of this is based off stan twitter, but like. they aren’t Wrong.

oh, also, i’m gonna go ahead and drop my stan twitter: i rarely make original posts, but, ya know. it’s a jumble of content. feel free to follow if u want.

also! there’s this whole thread of hiatus drama, if you want a fuller picture than what i’m giving you.

so a quick, general sum-up of some plot that goes into this Whole situation: the sixth season of t100 took place on a different planet, after t100 spent ~5 seasons on earth, so this introduced new characters and also the concept of interplanetary travel. in the season six finale, hope (the daughter of a character, diyoza, who was still pregnant with hope, because ~time travel~) stepped through what’s called “the anomaly,” says “i’m sorry,” and stabs octavia, dissipating her into green mist. bellamy, octavia’s brother (who has had Issues and a Lot of storylines centering around octavia, which is a whole other topic of conversation (ft. bellamy’s storylines centering around white women (bob morley, who plays bellamy, is half-filipino) octavia’s treatment by fandom vs bellamy’s, and you can probably tell which side i’m on by how loudly i screamed “YEEEEEESSSSSSS” when bellamy said “you’re my sister, but you’re not my responsibility anymore” after SIX SEASON of—okay you see, i’m getting off topic) 

anyway, the season closer was that octavia went through the anomaly, which (this is important!) a fair amount of the main characters saw (gabriel, hope, echo, and bellamy, namely) bellamy, in that same season closer, was running through the woods alone, yelling for octavia. season ending. good hook!

and then.... nothing.

seriously. the hiatus between season six and season seven of the hundred (the LAST season of the show, EVER!) there was next to no promotional material. no bts pics, no tweets from cast/crew, nada. nothing. which stirred up quite a bit of complaint in the fandom—one, it’s the last season, can we not have some promotion, and two, it’s the last season, and there’s no promotion by cast/crew/the cw, why is this happening?

seriously. the season seven teaser clip that got aired between episodes on the cw was released before the trailer. it became a meme, how long we were waiting for the trailer. like it was... what, 19, 20 days before the season aired, and all we had was like a stitched-together character poster?

there was also some drama throughout the hiatus, ft. the fandom getting on the news for not getting content in the hiatus, jessica harmon (who plays a guest role, nylah, and whose brother plays murphy) getting snappy at fans on twitter for asking for promotion, and isaiah washington, who played thelonious jaha (a character that died in s5) telling a minor (and also going into their dms!) that he’d call the fbi on them, good times, the 100 fandom is a Disaster and i live a nightmare every day

and then. the trailer drops.

which starts “where is bellamy?” like. people. were SEARCHING for bellamy. people were trying to be optimistic, but rapidly people were also coming to, like, the worst conclusions. however as always t100 fandom did have some jokes, so like, ya know

people were looking forward to other promo: the poster, and also, there’s this tradition of countdown bts photos for the show, and since bob and eliza (who plays clarke, the female lead) just got married, people had high hopes! 

and then came the poster (which had no bellamy, or characters at all) and then the OFFICIAL poster (which had characters, but still no bellamy) which started the hashtag #whereisbellamyblake, because, seriously, he’s the male lead and it’s the last season. also bonus screengrab of this from jroth (the lead writer’s) mom’s twitter lmao

so people rightfully had questions: the excuse that was being given was that including bellamy would be “spoilery,” except, like, it’s a poster? and the only shot of him in the trailer was him being dragged along the ground despite the fact that he was the thumbnail for the trailer? like, okay, which led to some twitter meltdowns, and some more, and again people were fearing the worst, because like, see lexa, jason has a BAD track record when it comes to fan-favorite ships. people were HEATED, people were RANTING, it was a MESS

also. the edited posters were pretty funny, okay, then bob and eliza, bless them, dropped some a+ twitter content, and things calmed down a bit

and then, countdown days started. usually, the order goes bob on one more day, and eliza on show day. except this year? eliza was one more day. which. people were going nuts. because it was a tradition! and keeping BOB out of a behind the scenes where there weren’t any spoilers? it just seemed unprofessional—especially damning, given jason’s past history with ricky whittle, who played lincoln, and was bullied off the set. people were worried that, one, this was affecting bob’s storyline, and two, well. remember that thing about fan-favorite ships? here’s a whole thread of that, btw. and a video of ricky whittle, here.

it is a genuine fear of a lot of the fandom that jason will, in all his pettiness, not give in to bellarke. which is kind of nutty, given that it’s the core relationship of the show, and he himself had said that he’d been foreshadowing it. bellamy and clarke are literally “the head and the heart” of the show.

oh, yeah. so hard cut to the showday pic.

cast. crew. writers. everyone.

except? no bob.

people lost their gotdamn MINDS.

there’s a lot of subsequent drama; the fact that apparently they’re pushing through clarke/gaia (even though there was ??? no previous evidence of this??) still no bellamy for four episodes (seriously, it took clarke, like, two episodes to even cotton onto the fact that he was missing at all)  a lot of criticism of jason (he’s shamed shipping and also, lmao, is trying to push through a spinoff?) and just. Yeah. 

i’m really burnt out when it comes to the 100 fandom; i’ve unfollowed a lot of the t100-centric tumblrs i used to follow, once the show is over i’m gonna unfollow a lot of the twitters and just, yeah. i care about bob and eliza, and i care about bellarke, but the fandom wears me out and the unprofessionalism of a lot of what’s gone down has kind of just? made me lose interest? they’re recycling storylines (esp centering around octavia and bellamy) and continuity doesn’t seem to really be a priority. i just... yeah. i mostly care about bellarke and the fact that i bond a lot with one of my real-life friends through this show. if bellarke doesn’t happen, i’m gonna be like Really... disappointed, mad, irritated? like. imagine. it’s literally So Easy. the actors got married, ffs, you’ve gotten in trouble for ending two ships via very tragic death (in the same season, even!) like how is this Not Clicking

anyway that’s my (entirely too long) rant about t100!!!!