#he looks like this

[carnivoured]

The Drifter

[truffle-draws-turtles]

Peepaw

🤗

[tightjeansjavi]

I just want him to come home :(

[crumbleclub]

this is literally in the margins of one of my assignments but i finally did a drawing of blips mike i actually like

[jujulebee]

u look like this

[meowchela]

jax from the amazing digital circus when i fucking get him

[spaceman-kai]

Can someone PLEASE send me a pic of Cal in the tank top?! I’m trying to show my friend and I am STRUGGLING.

[ethicstownpod]

I would like to see him

H I M

ID: a stylised line drawing of January on a blueish-grey background. He's a fat man with dark, curly hair and freckles, wearing a sweater with a triangle pattern. His fists are balled and he's crying, he seems to be shouting in distress. Text next to his head reads 'just a baby' with a tiny smug cat face. ED.

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[slavicafire]

we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

[jujulebee]

This is messed up whoever took this photo did that intentionally I've cared for hundreds of huberts in my life time and I have never seen that happen before I believe they pushed his face down