#he looks like this

[carnivoured]

The Drifter

[truffle-draws-turtles]

Peepaw

🤗

[tightjeansjavi]

I just want him to come home :(

[crumbleclub]

this is literally in the margins of one of my assignments but i finally did a drawing of blips mike i actually like

[jujulebee]

u look like this

[meowchela]

jax from the amazing digital circus when i fucking get him

[spaceman-kai]

Can someone PLEASE send me a pic of Cal in the tank top?! I’m trying to show my friend and I am STRUGGLING.

[ethicstownpod]

I would like to see him

H I M

ID: a stylised line drawing of January on a blueish-grey background. He's a fat man with dark, curly hair and freckles, wearing a sweater with a triangle pattern. His fists are balled and he's crying, he seems to be shouting in distress. Text next to his head reads 'just a baby' with a tiny smug cat face. ED.

[fangirlsthousandlives]

he had no business being the prettiest babygirl in the 90s while simultaneously being the weirdest fuckin person to exist. 90s damon will forever baffle me to no end

Blur “Girls & Boys”, Glastonbury 1994[x]

[captaincalamity]

this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[hazelenergy]

@carrionhand

[jujulebee]

This is messed up whoever took this photo did that intentionally I've cared for hundreds of huberts in my life time and I have never seen that happen before I believe they pushed his face down

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[goodluckdetective]

I’ve started playing dnd again and the campaign I’m in has the pitch that we all must be characters from written works. The plot is we got thrown out of our own stories and must find our way back.

I am Hamlet, a warlock who made a pact with his Dad’s ghost (it’s absolutely his Dad’s ghost, he wasn’t tricked at all, ignore the fiend patron type) to get revenge on his Uncle. But this post isn’t about him.

Because our cleric, the one entrusted with keeping the party full of heals, the only person with healing magic, is House MD.

“Wait Iz!” You cry. “House MD is a television show, not written fiction.” You’d be correct. Which is why our cleric House is not from the television show.

He’s from a fan fiction.

It’s as funny as it sounds.