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why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes
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just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.
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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
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My analysis of Emmrich is that when the team goes out drinking he mostly sits watching them gossip while he drinks fancy wine and the others think he'll just sort of sit and quitely relax until, several glasses in, he opens with "May I say something unkind?" and then proceeds to drop tea so scalding it could boil an ocean
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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit
Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me
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