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Ya'll wanna see a cursed Blitz I drew a week ago?
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#helluva boss#blitz酶#helluva boss blitzo#blitz#helluva boss fanart#sketches#sketch#lizord#lizard#he lizard#blorbo#馃
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I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren鈥檛 supposed to be able to feel it.
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.
we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!
here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.
and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.

and y'know what? good call on that one guys.
#arden.txt#judaism#spider verse#spiderman atsv#peter parker#this was entirely spawned by a tweet pointing out that peter was wearing a lizard costume for a frame during the dinner scene and i was lik#'OH NOOOOO THAT'S WHY HE'S CHRISTIANNNN' anywaysss#jumblr#jewish
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big grumpass cat
#*goji's free will leaving his body at 50000000 kilometers per second when mosu tells him to do literally anything*#he dont give a fuck what it is his ass is SAT#yes darling whatever u say darling<3 malewife ass lizard god he's so whipped it's crazy#gxk#godzilla#mothra#kong#shimo#mothzilla#mosugoji#my art
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Jason: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now I give you-
Jason with a dramatic arm flourish to Tim in the batchair: Tim Drake still awake!
#Tim#doing a lizard blink and looking like he's rehearsing for the Night of the Living Dead remake: Jason under investigation!#Jason#judging his life choices: Because he's a fully functioning adult adjacent that can't watch his caffeine intake#tim drake#jason todd#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#incorrect batfamily quotes#then tim accuses jason of being a hallucination and passes out on the keyboard so his report reads jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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peepaws that are infecting my brain rn
#the lizard is me btw#taffy's art#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#human bill cipher#bill cipher#fiddauthor#???#stanley pines#dipper pines#he makes a lot of appearance in this post gotta give him credit
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Some rainworld doodles I did in class to tide yall over because I forgor to post :3
#still working on how I want to draw scavs but I think hes cute#rain world#rw lizard#rw raindeer#rw slugcat#rw scavenger#my art
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Blitz酶 showing his love VS Blitz酶 receiving love






We all know at this point that Blitz酶 loves his found family. He encourages them, he protects them, and is even outright physically affectionate at times. Blitz酶 acts the unlovable asshole, and even outright self-sabotages his relationships in certain cases, but he can鈥檛 hide the fact that he cares. And he cares more than anyone is willing to give him credit for. Himself especially.
Which makes his reactions to his found family returning his love in their own ways all the more heartbreaking. He questions it, he鈥檚 shocked by it, and doesn鈥檛 really know how to react to it. And that says more about his true character than any facade he hides behind.
#if this has already been mentioned before I鈥檓 saying it again#the gremlin lizard is making me feel things again#blitz cares and he always has#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolitz#blitz酶#helluva boss blitzo#blitzo#helluva boss loona#helluva boss moxxie#helluva boss millie#helluva boss fizzarolli
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dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.
#i know people will read this and think i'm saying the show should look stupid#i'm actually saying 'why are doctor who fans so rejecting of the idea that you can make an alien with a beak look good in a dramatic contex#and why do so many of them think the audience are incapable of feeling empathy towards a lizard#when the show so often asks you to read emotion into a puppet as simple and inhuman as a dalek#also a lot of people comparing making it human to shape of water#come on#he was not passing the harkness test and he still won the oscar#talking tag
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JayTim. (Fever, let me play the game.)
#jaytim#one big one smol#soundtrack: fever by the black keys#this started out with me wanting to draw Jason's fingers touching when he grips Tim's hips#did not succeed on that front#a total lizard brain drawing
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mom come pick me up they鈥檙e defending the divine right of kings on asoiaf twitter again
#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#it鈥檚 always in defense of the targaryens#aka the slave owner descending lizard nuke monarchs that regularly cannibalize their own house#i鈥檓 sure the conclusion of the series will be that daenerys is the true ruler of westeros because of her targaryen blood#and her rule will usher in an era of peace.#yeah that sounds like the writing of grrm. he loves monarchy.
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precipitation planet or whatever i dont play rat game
yay my two favorite lizards :) before you ask yes I'm making the rest. patience friends
#fun fact a little while back i made a HUGE 5' long cyan lizard plushy of my pet cyan in my spearmaster campaigj named Sprite#he's on my bed 24/7#love sprite#tempted to make one for a yellow lizard too but the amount of time it takes plus the stuffing is ridiculous#I'd post Sprite here if not for the fact that I'm horrible at posing things to appear flattering so#you'll just have to believe that i made a 5' long 6-8 inch wide cyan lizard plushy in the span of a week#:p#rainworld#rain world#art#doodles#rw cyan#rw cyan lizard#rw yellow lizard#rw yellow
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yknow I saw that gifset of Garak's actor before I ever started watching star trek - you know the one, the interview gifset - so I knew going in that there was going to be gay subtext. but holy shit, you guys. Garak doesn't just wanna fuck Bashir. that man is a whole entire homosexual. that man is a queen. or like. a princess at minimum. the actor put his whole pussy into being a gay lizard and he's going to heaven for it
#every time he speaks im like oh my god. get this homosexual OUT of here.#im kidding give me a seven season romcom that parallels ds9 and is just about garak's wacky adventures as he tries to sleep with julian#hes a tailor he's a spy he's a lizard he's gay#i want him carnally but he doesnt want me. because he's gay#barking#star trek#garak#love that his name is elim btw.#like elimination. lol.#he's killed so many people
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charging green lizard!! (tiny edition) mostly a test for lighting with multiple layers but it ended up being more a style test with small smears.
#rain world#rainworld art#rain world art#rw art#rainworld#rw lizard#green lizard#run cycle#animation#rw animation#rainworld animation#rainworld green lizard#rain world animation#he is my little guy#my silly little goober#my art
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Happy not yet birthday, king 馃帀馃帀馃帀

#HAPPY -317TH BIRTHDAY KING#Star Trek#ds9#deep space nine#deep space 9#Julian bashir#happy birthday#may he go on to fuck many more gay lizards
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