#he literally looks like a saint in these...

[toppamplemousse]

do u guys have any charlos fic recs!

we're so glad you asked!!!! YES!!!! please see below for a selection of our favorite charlos:

my blood is singing with your voice (the saints can't help me now) by choripan @7msc loved this fic so much i drew fan art for it. the most beautiful descriptions, just stunning all round. the religious imagery, the molasses, the capital H... like i said. moved me to art. gorgeous. a must read this instant. literally anything by them is worth reading.

also adding this series -- its charlos+max but it is. the most incredible threesome ever. tororossocorsa 4ever #iykyk

the same as all those men by almondmilkk @infraespinos girl who is a big fan of religious motifs...... a WINNING charlos piece. it's so. it nails charlos imo. "God can just look the other way for a while." --> lines that make me SICK (ok also sry self promo made art for this charlos MOVES ME). also anything by them is a rec also.

translation theory by linearity @drivestraight like.... firstly this has charles x damiano (MOVES US GREATLY) and also it contains the line -- “All this time, you have made me feel like a fool.” -- a classic. the charlos the ferrari the "carlos is straight oh wait maybe--". so good.

last night by venerat this is like..... rom com perfection. sleeping w ur best friends roommate without knowing and he's so beautiful and incredible.... hehe yes.....so perfect

the entire kriegspiel series by @nottonyharrison like. i can't write about this and do it justice. the whole series is so perfect. esp the lando + max brief interlude is SO perfect. charlos scriptures imo this is required reading.

PERENNIAL BY @charleslelurk!!!!! this was a gift to me by my beloved amy bc we discuss charlos and the great ferrari divorce in detail all the time. and its PERFECT. are they in love. are they toxic. are they codependent. who knows. MUST read.

[distantmaniacallaugh]

KINGER WOULD BANG UZIS MOM PROVE ME WRONG

Turns out I’m not gonna shut up about Kinger x Uzis Mom.

Listen, I’m a Checkmate shipper and you know that very well, I’m the 80k-on-ao3-never-going-to-shut-the-fuck-up-about-it patron fucking saint of Checkmate shippers, but I know a good dynamic when I see one!!!

Take Canon Kinger— no frills, no headcanons no whatsits. We can all agree that in canon, he’s very gentle and patient (as ep 3 displays) and if you take that as his true self— ignoring his more twitchy nature when his trauma is suppressed to the point of dissociation— and follow that thread a bit farther down a hypothetical character arc where he actually learns to function again, you get a kind, gentle, really fucking tired guy who likes computers and is pretty experienced relationship wise. He’s PERFECT for Uzis mom. He’s patient, kind, autistic, not obsessed with doors, autistic…

Think about it. She’s trapped in essentially her own nervous system with a few claws on it. He’s trapped in a hunk of wood with rayman hands. Neither of them have a mouth, so no problems there! She’s very wild and skittish and all over the place, clearly not very good with the whole “emotional vulnerability” thing, but very gruff and dependable in the right situations— Kinger is very gentle and kind and patient, with a lot of experience with traumatized people and relationships because. Marriage. Plus, he loves insects and willingly touched an abstraction at least once, so there’s no way he’d be disgusted by her, right? And she’s a literal ex robot, so there’s no “AUGH i would TOTALLY love you but youre all hard and cold wahhh :’[”

Also, like. he’s clearly very lonely. Also SHES clearly very lonely. Also Uzi definitely needs a semi stable father figure who will go “what. What th— excuse me???” When she tells him about what the LAST dad did. Cmon. He’d be the perfect step dad, right?? LOOK at him, he was born to be somebody’s fun uncle at LEAST!

In the shows INDISPUTABLE canon, Queenie is dead and gone, for good, no takebacksies, at least as of ep3. I of course ignore this to high hell, but in this pairing it works in our favor! There’s gold in these hills, dammit!

I mean, please note I know nothing about Murder Drones lore, and as I said I’m on the Queenie/Kinger train and will be on said train until I die— But as somebody who likes crossovers and is unhinged, if there’s someone out there willing to write a fic, hit me up. I’ll make art for it.

[pipiteer]

looking at such potent images of charles leclerc on getty images dot com right now...

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

EVERYBODY BEHOLD THE CUTEST BOY E V E R OMG I SQUEALED, BABY MAN!!!!! NEW CYBIRD ART OF THE SILLY DROPPED THIS MORNING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY:

Link to the original post below!

[buriedinmyownfeelings]

I guess this is just a weekly thing now

Just when I think I couldn’t love them more something like this happens

[marsconer]

marauders stans and their absurd ideas about snape turning me away from the community and into the arms of you snape stans???? more likely than y’all think!!!! would y’all take me? <3

[brunetterightsactivist]

whenever i'm talking about what celebrities are sexy with other girls and they start naming the most white bread basic celebrity men ever and i'm just there like soooo.....are you a lesbian or what.........because no way you just said ryan reynolds and jason momoa

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

Beremuntena the Brave—notable but generally unremembered Executioner of Saints—finally grasps the true meaning of People Die When They Are Killed 😔😟

[skitskatdacat63]

The true old man fucker behavior is simping over historical figures

[kurara-black-blog]

Wait, people are actually surprised that Pure Vanilla Cookie is literally cookie Jesus Christ?

[cruesuffix]

Once again, getting home from work and seeing all your mick blogging on my dash is the highlight of my night <333 I loooove reading about my favourite old man and you always have so many good ideas for headcanons, lots of interesting real life lore sprinkled in, and your anons always have the best questions (most of which I probably would've never thought of myself) and it's so fun to read your answers <3

robinnnn omg!! thank you so much <3333 i always worry i’m taking up so much space in the mick mars tag tbh, but i’m glad you’re enjoying all my silly little rambles about peepaw!!! its amazing you’re saying i come up with great ideas for headcanons when i’ve loved every single one of yours!! (and also all of your motley drawings they’re all so good and AHHHHHH) i personally have to thank all the anons that come by to drop me good ideas and prompts to be very honest with you! like they all come up with the best little ideas and questions, i wouldn’t be able to even come up with anything on my own tbh! i’m happy these silly little hcs are one your little bits of entertainment when you get home!!

[lexalovesbooks]

Still laugh about when my dad brother and I went to Italy together and on the first day, after a flight that arrived at nine am italy-time and 2 am our time, my dad was watching the two of us stumble around Venice half conscious and incapable of mustering even an ounce of enthusiasm for anything because neither of us managed even a minute of sleep on the flights over, and what he took from this was ‘oh my god, my kids don’t even like Italy.’

[veunho]

I love love love drawing but I cannot draw poses in any circumstances

[gilliebee]

2006 bergy you mean EVERYTHING to me

[nicollekidman]

also sorry i’m obsessed with the darkling throwing the shadow cut (for the last time) like this when his form has never been like that before, only for alina to mimic it almost exactly. 

[moe-broey]

Can somebody hold my hand and tell me without explicit spoilers just how much Gustav I have to endure. Like. I know Alfonse has some voice lines about it, and talks about him a bit during his 40 convo. I haven't even touched Forging Bonds yet. It's so dark in here.