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Little Onsen of Horrors

After their eventful evening at Shelles harbor, the Angels had gone back to their usual business of trying to defeat ghosts, thwart Shrouds plans, and take the blame for most of the city's problems. The morale had still been rather on the low side throughout the Abbey and, though many of the Angels were trying to find some way to decently keep themselves busy, it was beginning to show. A few of our heroes had convened in the Rec Room to pass the time while waiting for an ethereal warning from the sky. Jacket and Scrunchy shoved each other as they raced on a Rainbow Racetrack of Pain and Agony. Other Angels looked on with sadistic interest at best, taking sides as the two ruined their friendship slowly on Rainbow Road. The large oak doors at the front of the room bust open as the Templar made his way in, stopping to watch in horror as neither Jacket nor Scrunchy got first place- they were far too busy shaking each other and Shades and Blazer frantically tried to recover their losses and finish the game for them. No dice there. Strappon cleared his throat and got most of their attention. "I'm sure you lot are very tired, and as summer is ending I figured we should take a... Small vacation." He began, "Miss Pleats was very generous and gifted us with some gift certificates to a Japanese bath house here in Daten. It's quite popular." "That's pretty sweet of her!" Jacket chirped, "Never been to one of those before!" "Glad we can afford a fuckin vacation." Blazer said, dropping the controller with more interest on the conversation. "Finally."

Strappon and the Angels arrived at the Bathhouse some time later that week with some renewed vigor. As the party approached the building, they were greeted by a pair of little old ladies.

"Welcome to our hot spring house, Angels! Please, make yourselves at home!" One of the ladies chirped, far more enthusiastic than her twin sister, "My name is Obi, and my sister here Medallion. We're glad to serve such a wonderful group of people." "Absolutely." Medallion said, though with significantly less enthusiasm. Still, she seemed welcoming. Strappon looked at the Angels with a rare smile. "Let's head on in, chaps." He said. With a vacation ahead of them, nothing should go wrong. ...Right?

As the Angels filed inside the inn's lobby, the twins were working dilig ently to register them to their rooms and handing out keys. Medallion co vered the basic floor plan while Obi described what other amenities the inn had to offer outside of its hot springs. There was a nice little rec room and private springs for fewer people if they so desired to use the m. The day was still young and while the twins were elderly, they certainly did tire out the Angels with activities. After a quick dinner break, An gels split up to either settle into their rooms or take advantage of all the hot springs had to offer.

SOPHIE: Scrunchy was ready to relax, the week prior had been spent between hel ping people move personal items and playing Mario Kart with Jacket. De spite "technically" being able to drive with a permit now, there was n o way she should be trusted on the road at this point, odds are she wo uld have thrown a blue shell or two. So this day at the 'spa' was more than welcome.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix and Raincoat were in the lobby room talking to each ot her. "And there is nothing you can do about!" Raincoat said as she loo ked at Father Crucifix. "I tried everything in my power but what is do ne is done..." Father Crucifix said as he looked down feeling sad. "Bu llshit! All of it is Bullshit!" Raincoat said as she got angry at Fath er Crucifix. "Please calm down, I'm angry to but like i said there is nothing we can do." He said as he tries put his hand on her shoulder b ut she started to walk away. "I'm going to take hot bath." She said as he grabs a towel and walks into the hot springs. Father Crucifix sat there thinking to himself for now.

RYAN: "This is the life!" Thigh High dreamily sighed as she stretched her ar ms above her head. Home life has been hectic lately, what with her aun t moving in and her girlfriend moving out. Suffice to say, this downti me is exactly what the angel needed.

BRIT: Strappon settled into the male side of the hot springs, sliding into t he water up past his shoulders. There was no one else there when he ha d entered, so he chose this time to be some alone time to sit in the w arm water and think about absolutely nothing. Of course, as wonderful as being alone was, Jacket came barrelling in past Scrunchie, wearing only a towel, and canonballed into the hot spr ing. This sprayed _hot steamy water_ all over Strappon and whoever was on the side. Jacket popped his head up and gave a sheepish smile to Strappon.

SOPHIE: Witch hat was still trying to find her footing among the angels of Dat en, truth be told, less than a week ago she was still in the body of a demon, so honestly? She didn't truly feel like.. well, whatever this was, that she 'earned' it. However, she wanted to try and get to know everyone a bit more at the very least. Without her girlfriend present she kinda.. tried her best not to break anything. She was ready to hea d over to the hot springs and take it easy. Exiting her room with a towel draped around her, she e v e r s o c a r e f u l l y shut the door behind her. She's not paying for damages. N ot today. Not after 'Nam. Donny just liked bowling. She carefully watched her footing and started out towards the 'Woman's " side of the hot springs. Poor lesbian looked like a chicken in headl ights. Scrunchy blinked

SOPHIE: After collecting herself from what just happened, Scrunchy took a runn ing stance, akin to something you'd see right out of an action anime. One leg forward, the other back, fists on the ground, until she flung herself into a full forced sprint after Jacket, tripping on a rock aro und the spring and cartwheeling through the air before plunking into t he water. The splash created was at least worthy of a solid 8.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar yawned softly, removing the hood of his cloak. He'd be safe so there was no need to have it on. He made his way to the water before being splashed with water. The boy now looked a lot like the ri ng. He exhaled and folded his cloak. He held his towel before sinking into the water. He was up to his nose. He blinked. Mary J anes ran past his grandmother and entered the water. He moved over to Vamp and patted his pasty pal. Dzilla made her way to the women's sect ion and the giant woman sunk into the steamy water. She let out a sigh . Foxstole entered and huffed. "There goes the privacy. Whaaa tever."

OMEGA: Raincoat took off her clothes and got into the Hot Springs with the ot her girls. "Aaaaah nothing like a nice relaxing hot-springs to make yo u feel better." Raincoat said with a calm relax smile on her face as s he enjoys the spring. Meanwhile, Boxer was in a private hot-springs alone and by himself wit h no one. After everything that happen he just wanted to be alone. "St upid Luna...Stupid Strappon...Stupid God!" Boxer said as angrily as he punches this reflection. "Everything Stupid..." He said as he looked down as everything was quiet.

KURP: Shades and Sukajan had retreated into their own room for now, seeming to have a discussion about something. What it was? Probably nothing se rious and more pertaining to their hobbies. Luna had sunk herself in the living area near the dining hall. There, she let her mind melt away as the tv went on with whatever that channe l was showing. Archer was not far from her, making sure his feathers were up to snuff . Hot Pants slowly came out of his room. The man was holding a change of clothes and a towel. There was something off about him, though. He ha d a limp and he was hella limping towards one of the private springs a nd quick before someone questioned his funny little walk. Meanwhile Gogo was still in the lobby, busy with phone calls from what anyone could assume to be with their manager.

OWLIE: "Okay kids," Cardigan said as she ushered Henley Shirt, Sneakers and S uspenders and gave them a cheeky smirk "Since Monocle and Polo's out o f town, I'm in charge, Mono said something about 'make sure Suspenders is at least 15 feet away from Sneakers', eh, don't care, just have fu n" She winked at the blushing Sneakers and went to the female's area. "C'mon, Sneaks!" Suspenders said as he grabbed the other boy's arm and led him to the hot springs. Sneakers tried to protest but he was help lessly dragged along. "G-good day, sir strappon" Sneakers said as he went into the warm wate r, an audible sigh escaped his lips. Suspenders came in as well and sa t next to him.

SAIYAN: Mesh Top, Wristband, Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket arrived at the hot s prings and stepped into their respective hot spring areas. Mesh Top an d Wristband went in the girls area and Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket we nt to the males area. Mesh Top and Wristband went into the changing ro om and began to take her clothes off. "This is the life! We get to take our clothes off and relax" Wristband said as she looked over and already saw that Mesh Top and completely stripped before Wristband had even finished. "Damn right!" She said as she grabbed a towel and waited for Wristband to finish. Wristband finished taking her clothes off and grabbed her towel. The t wo of them both didn't bother covering themselves up as they the hoped into the water and sighed. Meanwhile, Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket both were a bit more careful a nd wrapped a towel around their waists before the slipped into the wat er and sitting five feet apart because they're not gay.

KURP: There was a child hiding in the plants. Obi is unable to remove him fr om there and even Medallion is having trouble. Someone call the author ities, he seems rabid.

OMEGA: "I need to get my mind off this." Father Crucifix said to himself as h e gets up and walks into the hot-springs with everyone. He takes off h is clothes and puts them away then calmly goes into the hot-springs. " This is nice." He said as he started to relaxing and letting go of all the sad thoughts. Raincoat and Boxer were doing their thing in the hot-spring.

SOPHIE: Pumps had arrived pretty darn late to this event. She had gotten in a bit of a mix up earlier concerning who had her laptop after last night s 'movie night'. However, with her dumbass being the one looking for i t, checking behind the desk at the family-owned-shop was the last thin g she'd think of doing. After calming herself down from that fiasco, s he recalled the angels and some humans were invited to go to this Bath House. Checking the Address in her phone, she drove over to the place and locked up her car. After stepping in she gave a small wave to the twins and looked around the place until her eyes found a familiar fri end. The purple haired hooker walked up behind Luna and gently tapped the w oman's shoulder, leaning her head over to whisper to the friend. _"Hey , got room for one more?"_ She smiled, eliciting a soft chuckle.

RYAN: "Hmm.... to get naked or watch to TV? Decisions, decisions..." Thigh H igh rubbed her chin deep in thought before she was interrupted by a ph one call. Fib'yuh'luh, being the doll that they are, was supervising t he bakery so the angel could relax. However nice the gesture, Fib did have a tendency to call to update Thigh High on every little thing tha t happened. "I guess I'll hang out in the lobby for a bit. I wouldn't want to Fib to worry about me." She said as she plopped down on the couch in the l iving area. Best to keep her pants on in the likely case her phone rin gs again.

ROMAN: With the news of the Abbey-wide vacation to an inn, Jersey had been qu ick to sign themselves up. Even in all of their Really, the only activ ity they were truly interested in at this point was the hot springs. T hey'd always wanted to try one themselves after hearing about it, but they couldn't go in with their sweater still on, could they? This serv ed as a source of slight dismay, but also left them pondering. What co uld they do? They really didn't want to appear shirtless, but dammit t hey /really/ wanted to go into the hot springs! Peeking around the corner towards the entrance of the hot springs, one of their flat sleeves came up to rest in front of their mouth as Jers ey squinted. Maybe they'd figure something out later, yeah! For now th ey could just... do something like ping pong, right? Maybe, or who kno ws? One of the other many inn activities seemed to be a good idea, and with that they turned away and began their slow shuffle away from the hot springs.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar currently had a child mushing his face. The blanched ch icken nugget of a boy was enjoying himself though. "Mary I know my ski n is soft but why?" Mary puffed his cheeks, "They're just so stretchyable uncle bat!" Stre tchyable. Was there a giant naked woman exploring? Yes. God help her.

OSCARK9: Gloves was so happy to be here that he can't wait to relax his tired m uscles in "The Bath House". Fighting ghosts and demons all day to prot ecting Daten City can leave a stress to your entire body, but thank th e lord that all the angels and heavenbents can have a relaxing day. As he grab a towel, he went to the male side of the hot springs and get his relaxation on. When he got their, he dip his right toes first in t he hot spring. "Oh! Hot, hot hot!" He said to himself, pulling his toe s out of the water quickly. Slowly and slowly putting it back in. Then his left foot, and slowly putting his whole body, except his head, in a warm hot water. "Ahhh!~" He said as be begins to relax. Sapphire was also happy to be here and was amaze to see "The Bath Hous e" for the first time. It was a sight to see and can't wait to relax i n the spa. She grab herself a towel and went to the female side of the hot springs. As she look at the hot springs water's reflection, she s lowly gets in the hot spring with her left toes, then the right, then her whole body, beside her head, into the water. "Now this is the life .~" She said and begins her relaxation in a warm hot bath.

KURP: Luna didn't even more her body, her eyes shifting in the direction Pum ps was in. Of course, without moving her head, she was unable to see t he girl and didn't bother anymore. She was mentally gone after an exha usting and frustrating week. Archer stretched before gesturing to Pumps, "She's fine, this is her v ersion of letting loose." The boy in the plants suddenly saw a bright...something walk past him. He noticed it was a kid with features very close to his and wondered something. With little notice, Haber reached out to Jersey, clawing in to the kid's namesake. In his attempt to get Jersey to stop moving, he fell flat on his face on the ground. Obi sighed as she went in to clean whatever pots fell over.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix and Raincoat were relaxing in their hot-springs while Boxer was in a private hot-springs feeling sad and angry at the same t ime.

BRIT: Jacket made a strangled noise in response right as Scrunchy's whole bo dy impacted into his face. The two sunk under the water and Strappon p ulled himself as far into the side of the spring as he could. "Jacket! THIS IS THE MALE SIDE!" He stuttered out, trying to keep his privates under wraps, if you know what I mean. He has a towel, let him live. He looked beside him at Sneakers and cleared his throat. "Ahem, hello Sneakers. And... Suspenders was it?" Jacket finally emerged from the water, holding Scrunchy up in the fash ion of the "SANCTUARY" scene from Hunchback of Notre Dame. The towel w rapped around her was pretty stuck there. Huh. "You okay, Scrunch?" He asked, looking up at her. Duster followed after Hot Pants. He held his stomach with a sigh. "I hope settling into a hot bath will get rid of this ill feeling." He said, "I wonder if I ate too much..." Cowlneck shoved the door to the male side of the hot spring open. Full -frontal nudity, he clearly had made his way there shamelessly without anything to cover himself. A brave man. He then plopped himself into the water by most of the other men that were trying to keep themselves at a respectable distance. He sat right beside Father Crucifix, close enough that their thighs were touching. "Hey there, mind if I sit here?" He asked, flipping his hair and flash ing a smile at the other man.

COFFIN: Mary Janes was chilling and playing Pokemon Go. He was moving through the water. He looked up from his phone and saw Cowlneck. "DIGLET."

OWLIE: "Yep, That's me~" Suspenders said, smiling at Strappon before turning his attention back to Sneakers. Henley Shirt scowled at the sight of Tuxedo Jacket and decided to sit as far away from him as possible. Sneakers caught sight of Mary Janes and he beamed, he waddled through the water to meet his friend. Suspen ders trailed behind him and seemed to be interested with something in the water in front of him. "Mary!" Sneakers said with a grin. Meanwhile Cardigan was having the time of her life relaxing.

OMEGA: "I don't mind at all, feel free to set anywhere you like." Father Curc ifix said as he was in the calm zone. He was enjoying the warm water o f the hot-springs as he didn't care. Raincoat was still with the girls enjoying her hot-spring time. She lo ved the water and this was where she became one with water as she beca me so relax she started float around the hot-springs. "Paradise~" Rain coat said with a smile as she floats. Boxer was being sad and angry in the hot-springs. Someone help this bo i.

KURP: In the lobby area, Gogo, having a flip phone for the sake of being dra matic, closed their phone in frustration. Whatever happened in that co nversation, it definitely didn't go well. Scoffing, they looked around and their eyes fell on Dermal who seemed to be minding his own busine ss since they got here. "You, get nude. You owe me a little 'service' after losing that bet fr om a while ago."

SOPHIE: Witch hat paused at the sight of a familiar face and gently tapped Thi gh High's arm as she passed by, giving the girl a tiny wave. "Hey--aga in-how's it going?" Witch hat sputtered out. God she felt out of place . Plus the only thing keeping her decent was a towel. She was outa her comfort zone to say the least. "--I uh. Would you mind joining me in the hot springs?" Pumps blinked and let out a tiny sigh. She leaned down and gently kiss ed the top of Luna's head before backing off. Man, she was worried abo ut this woman, but she figured she'd be best if her friend was left al one for now. Stepping back, she fixed the strap of her backpack over her shoulder and looked around once more. After speaking with a lady b ehind the desk she was given a key to a room and threw her stuff in th ere. For being the resident closet hooker the girl seemed hard pressed on s taying dressed today. She ended up wandering out by the women's spring s, but just sitting out by them, instead of in them. She seemed a touc h lost in thought. Scrunchy coughed up some water as gracefully as ever, giving a prompt thumbs up. It was then she remembered once more why she was gay. Almos t ignoring the entire scene she was causing she nodded towards Jacket, carefully climbing up and to the edge of the spring. Still concealed in her towel, though it be soaking now, she slowly realized something. _"ooooh. this is the.. the guys.."_ _"ooooooooh."_ She looked over at Jacket and blinked, whispering in a somewhat obnoxi ous manner. _"I; Scronch, took a calculated risk, but man was I bad at math."_

COFFIN: Mary Janes was laying in the water. He wiggled around and sung. "You, you love it how I move you. You love it how I touch you, my one, when all is said and done,you'll believe God is a vegan." Vamp just blinked.

KURP: Hot Pants stopped for a bit, looking up at Duster. He smacked his arm a little as he opened the door to one of the private springs. "Well, maybe if you didn't shove food down your gullet as fast, maybe we wouldn't have these issues. I mean at least if you start getting si ck, we can ask Shades since he suffers stomach issues too..."

RYAN: Responding to the familiar voice Thigh nodded her head, "Oh sure let m e just send out a quick text-" The angel's sentence trailed off as she did a double take at the woman before her. Quickly dismissing the awk ward staring session as she winked and pointed finger guns at Witch, " I guess you look cute no matter what body you're in!" Please tone it down Thigh High, your gay is showing.

EMI: The purple-haired diva lifted his shades and shot a glance at Gogo. "And here I thought this was a vacation. Your memory is better than I anticipated, Gogo." He sighed, pulling off his shirt in a very showy m anner and tossing it onto Veil. "Very well."

ROMAN: The last thing they expected was to feel fingers curl into their jerse y, jerking them backwards a bit in the process. But when the other eve ntually went down as they went stock still, Jersey was brought down, u nfortunately, like a bag of bricks next to him. Dazed for a moment, th ey sat up and glanced around until they found the boy face down on the ground. Gawking before Jersey's head slowly tilted, confusion was cle arly written across their features.. "Uh- Are you okay?" A sleeve came up, tentative and reaching out slowly as if unsure of patting him.

SAIYAN: Undershirt gave Cowl neck a nasty look. He was totally breaking the 5 foot gap that all men must adhere to. "Dude what the...whoa" Undershirt said to Cowl before he suddenly said before he got dizzy for a moment. Well that was fucking weird.

SOPHIE: Witch hat couldn't help but blush a little bit at that last comment, s he scratched her neck and laughed. The amount of gay tension between t hese two was immense. You could physically see the gaydar. That's how tense we talkin. "ah! Well-thank you. I'm still getting used to this though. It's super weird being in someone else's party--" She blinked, shaking head. "No - Body-the girls name was party hat- I-" She sighed, making sure the angel had gotten a chance to send the text before holding her hand out to take so they could head towards the ho t springs. Poor girl was beat red. Something felt a bit off. She could n't tell if it was the gayness or if it was something she ate at this point.

KURP: "You only wish my memory was poor," they said, taking Dermal's shades to shield their eyes from his chest. They know they wanted him nude bu t they still feel like being dramatic. They guided Dermal in the direction of the private springs, pushing as ide some short stack and a well chiseled man out of the way. Or at lea st they would of pushed Duster to the side but the man was solid as a wall. They definitely took advantage of this to get a good feel of his abs. Anyway, inside, the shades began fogging up with Gogo tossing t hem behind, a cacophony of noises happening for comedic effect. As the y began to strip themselves, they suddenly noticed Boxer was in the ro om. "OH. HEY, Dear... Didn't notice you took this one. There wasn't anythi ng saying if it was in use or not."

KURP: Meanwhile, Luna made a little noise as confirmation that she appreciat ed the small gesture of affection from Pumps. Haber slowly got on his knees and shook his head, getting pot dirt out of his face by shaking it. He froze upon being asked a question and s tared back in silence for a few moments before slowly nodding. Well, t he language barrier was definitely going to be a problem.

RYAN: Thigh High intertwined their fingers cause she ain't got no chill. "It 's cool," she said waving her free hand as if to swat away the tension itself from the air, "Take it easy, we've got lots of time to talk. I can't imagine what you're going through but there's no need to push y ourself too hard, my dude!"

COFFIN: Dzilla returned to the spring and she sat down in the water. She looke d around, just naked people. Pretty normal. Foxstole was chilling on her phone, legs crossed in the water. She cou ld feel the gay. Mary Janes was dancing around now around Vampire Collar. "I feel it af ter munchies. A feeling that I can't fight, my one, it lingers when I' m done. You'll believe God is a vegan." Vampire Collar had his face in his hands. His nephew was weird. "God i s a vegan?"

JAY: Biretta came bursting through the door of the male's bathhouse, a gush ing stream of light behind him in his wake. Though her appeared, while completely hidden by shadows, to be donning his typical, over-the-top robe, he was in reality clad in a pretty regular (black) bathrobe, co mpletely undone and revealing his rather skimpy undergarments to the o ther angels. "I have arrived!" he bellowed. He was so, completely extra.

OMEGA: Boxer was looked down then got jumped by Gogo and the Seraph that made him a fallen angel. "Oh Hey Gogo." Boxer said calmly as he looked at them. But he looked at Dermal with anger for what he did to him. "What is he doing here?" He ask as he looked at Gogo. Boxer didn't want Der mal around because of what he did to him. Raincoat was floating around in the hot-springs.

SAIYAN: Tuxedo Jacket cringed at Birretta's entrance. "Bro, why do you have to be so flashy with your entrance? We don't nee d to see that!" He said as he covered his eyes. He really should have expected it though, with this group. But he'd st ill hoped that everyone would have minded their manners.

COFFIN: Mary's doing the worm in the water. Take him home.

SOPHIE: After being left to her thoughts for a little bit, Pumps collected her self and undid the ponytail in her hair, propping herself up against t he side of the woman's hotsprings. She looked around at the lovely con testants on 'whos boobs float' and cracked a smile. Not because of the boobs. Mainly cuz she didn't want to come off as dark and mysterious around a bunch of naked women. She locked eyes with Dzilla and a few others, waving slightly. "Hey, h ow are all of you doin?" She asked, trying to start up a conversation. Who knows, maybe only nude people can talk to eachother here. The wor ld may never know. Witch hat nervously pushed a strand of her hair back behind her ear an d nodded, giving the High Priestess of Eyebrow-games a smile. "Thanks- - I appreciate it a lot.." She trailed off before leading them back to wards the hot springs. As the two entered, witch hat did her damn best to stay covered until the water would do the work for her. "How's everything been going for you lately by the way?" She asked Thi gh high.

BRIT: "It's okay, not like I haven't seen it all before!" Jacket laughed at Scrunchy. Cowlneck scoffed at Undershirt and slid over to Crucifix, but upon the mention of Scrunchy his head snapped to look at the woman with the mo st deadly glare he could muster. /"YOU."/ He hissed, getting ready to pull himself out of the water whe n Jacket snagged his waist. "SCRUNCHY RUN, I HAVE MOM!" Jacket yelled, "Go to the woman's side, he 'll never go there! There's naked women!!" Trying to go after her, Cowlneck pulled himself out of the water. Howe ver, he barely got out of the water when he slipped onto his face with a wet 'slap'. Jacket let go of him and swam off to another end of the hot springs. "Well I'm glad /you/ had your fun." Cowlneck grumbled as he slid back into the water, "I'll have a word with you later. Right now, I'd rathe r have a /relaxing day/." Biretta's entrance made him scowl. He was supposed to be the flashy on e.

EMI: Dermal flashed the boy a toothy grin. He loved leaving lasting impress ions on people. "Ah, yes. I could ask you the same. I'm simply here to join my friend here with some nice, relaxing boiled meats." The Seraph removed his towel and sunk into the water, settling in.

ROMAN: Watching as he got up with a bit of concern, Jersey pulled their sleev e back and let it drop to their sleeve. When instead of speaking to an swer the question, he nodded, they simply tilted their head. Was he pe rhaps mute? And how curious! They'd rarely seen a human with features like their own, it had their curiosity piqued now. Realizing they'd be en staring for a moment, Jersey jerked out of their reverie and quickl y piped up. "Ah! That's fine, and uh! I'd ask if you know how to sign but... I can't really return the favor." Casually wiggle one of their sleeves.

COFFIN: Dzilla was confused by the copious amounts of tiddies. She looked down at her dobonhonkeros and she blinked. "Behave breasts." She looked ba ck up and her eyes met Pumps. Challenge accepted. "I'm quite confused, but alright. Yourself?"

OMEGA: "I got this place first, Seraph!" Boxer said angrily as he stand up an d point at him. "You the hell out of here now." He said in a serious t one at him. He didn't want this guy in his hot-spring because de-rank him in front of everyone. Raincoat and Father Crucifix were still relaxing.

SOPHIE: Scrunchy bolted back, staring in utter shock. "JIMINY CRICKETS--MAN" S he fastened the towel around herself and half-ran, half-flew over towa rds the woman's side. However after a few minutes of standing there am ong the...calmer side, she got bored. She poked her head over the rock formation separating the two sides and yelled towards her friend. "SA Y, AFTER THIS WANNA PLAY SOME MARIO KAR-" she began before losing her footing and falling back into the woman's side. It was still unclear i f there was property damage. Girl felt a bit dizzy after that for sure . Pumps stared, slightly concerned towards Scrunchy but shook it off. Gi rl's made of fucking titanium anyways. "I'm alright. Kinda lost in tho ught about things n stuff. The usual. What has you confused boo?" ~~Wh at Pumps wouldn't say is that her little gay heart was concerned to hi gh heaven with Luna's well-fare.~~

OSCARK9: While Gloves was relaxing in the hot spring and looking at other man f rom far distance, he notice few was coming in the hot springs and few. ..well...being LOUD! Gloves didn't say nothing but putting his head mi d-way under water, making bubbles out of his mouth, and seeing all the crazy happening infront of him. Meanwhile, Sapphire was relaxing in the warm water and looking up at t he ceiling. Dosing her mind elsewhere, when she looks down at the wate r, she sees Raincoat floating in the water. "Hey, Raincoat!" She said to her, happily. "How's the hot spring?"

RYAN: Sinking into the water Thigh High pursed her lips before answering Wit ch Hat. "It's alright I guess. My family's back in town, I embarrassed my twin brother on social media, and I broke up with my girlfriend." She said while counting on her fingers as she listed recent events. Th igh High paused on that last thought for a little while longer, "I don 't think I'll be seeing Cloak for a while though... But, change is nor mally for the best." Que a clearly forced smile. "But enough about my sad existence, what have you been up to? Besides, you know." Thigh High asked as she will smith posed at Witch Hat's bo dy.

OWLIE: "Sneakksss" Suspenders, poking Sneaker's back, then lowering his voice to a whisper "Wanna go use the private hot springs?" He was smacked in the head by Sneakers, who frowned at him "Oh _hush_, Suspenders" His face burned redder than his hair. Sometimes it's hard to believe that guy is still fifteen. Henley sat all by himself, which he didn't mind, he's already enjoying his own company and admiring his reflection at the water.

KURP: "Now, now, dear," Gogo said, placing a hand on Boxer's shoulder, "He's a good...friend...of mine. And our superior, no less. Relax a little, we're all here to hang out and maybe have a little /fun/ if you get w hat I mean." "Uh... Am, okay?" Haber looked down at the ground, trying to find words to work with. "English is no good? Spanish, mostly." It had been a bit since either Shades or Sukajan had left their rooms. It was safe to assume they were having their quality time if it weren 't for Sukajan busting out of his room, nearly giving Obi a heart atta ck as she was delivering drinks around the building. "Dear, is everything-" And Sukajan went running to the rest of the Hea venbents, "Alright..." She took one look inside the room and simply gasped before closing the door. Wait until Medallion hears about this. "GUYS. GUYS HELP. IT'S SHADES!" Sukajan yelled. This got Luna to snap back into reality, looking alarmed as she turned to Sukajan. Archer rolled his eyes before looking over the couch hims elf. "What. What happened that has you yelling bloody murder, you want us t o get kicked out?" "SHADES IS-" "AN ALPACA!" Shades said, interrupting Sukajan after Shades somehow es caped his closed room. He was in shambles, tears. He's ruined. Luna stared in complete disbelief with Archer's mouth agape, unable to process what he was seeing.

COFFIN: Foxstole took this opportunity to play a song. In the distance you cou ld hear, "/Bitch I'm a cow.Bitch I'm a cow. I'm not a cat I don't say meow./" She smirked. "Ahh I see. I'm confused, why are the men separated? What is a bitch? " Godzilla blinked.

SOPHIE: PTJ essentially barrel rolled out of one of the restrooms. He was too dead to process the fact his dad was now an alpacca. Go steal someone elses fucking groove dude. Kid looked like he ate something that didn' t agree with him. Though, despite being completely fucked up, the kid, regardless, came up behind Shades and pretended to be surprised.

OMEGA: "Relaxing~" Raincaot said as she floats in the hot-springs for she was full on sloth at this point. "I love this~" She said as she keeps flo ating around with a smile on her face. Boxer looked at Gogo and then looked back at Dermal. "If he says anyth ing about me i want him out." Boxer said to Gogo as he sets back down though keep looking at Dermal. Father Crucifix was still relaxing~

JAY: Biretta surveyed the group of males after he made his grand entrance, smirking in spite of himself. He was clearly proud of his boisterous e ntrance. Maybe today, he would get the recognition he deserved, or so he thought. He noticed someone in particular scowling at him while scanning the cr owd, which piqued his interest. Approaching Cowlneck, he decided to sl ide himself into the water as well. With absolutely no tact, he direct ly asked. "Why, hello, there. You do not like my entrance?"

COFFIN: "Cow!!!" Mary Janes screamed and hugged Shades. Yup. A cow.

SOPHIE: Witch hat was about ready to give her friend a little shoulder-hug, wh en a fucking furry came onto the battle field. _She knew it._ Though she was at a complete and total loss for words. Scrunchy, lying upside down, looked inside the bath house and just bli nked. "WE'RE DOOMED" she yelled, for effect. Pumps took off her boot and hucked it at Scrunchy before standing up a nd leaning over to Dzilla. "Men and women are separated because that's just how this is, it stems from way back in the day so I can't really give a just explanation. Also you should download urban dictionary." Pumps rushed in towards Shades and kneeled down next to the dude. _"Ar e you fuckin alright man."_

COFFIN: Dzilla raised a thicc brow. "What is this urban dictionary?? What is a download?" She came out with more questions and no answers. She would have to ask Mary Janes. Vampire Collar sunk into the water. This dad to be was stressed. Foxstole kinda just laughed.

BRIT: Duster looked up from the ground to see a pink alpaca barrel down the hallway with wreckless abandon, followed by the proclaimation that tha t was, in face, his brother. "Got im Himmel..." He muttered, "Shades... What--" He was interrupted by a coughing fit. Speaking was difficult and he wa s feeling worse. "You're quite... Flashy." Cowlneck replied to Biretta coldly, flipping his hair. "I've no interest in a man who would upstage me." There was screaming, and Cowlneck turned to see a pink Alpaca. Oh. "Shades-- Is that... Are you...?" Strappon asked, pulling himself out of the springs to approach him, "What in God's name happened?"

RYAN: Thigh High blinked.

SOPHIE: Everyone Blinked

EMI: Dermal scoffed heavily at Boxer's comment. "I don't /want/ to talk about you anyway. I like talking about the mos t important man in my life." He pulled a mirror out of the water and w inked at his reflection. "Anyway, just get in here before the water gets too cold. I need someo ne to keep it warm for me, Gogo."

SAIYAN: Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket looked over at Shady who had somehow turn ed into an Alpaca. This was like something out of a Disney movie or so mething. It was really hard to believe it was him, but it had Shady's voice after all. "Dude, what the fuck happened to you? How is this even possible?" Unde rshirt asked his friend. "Dude how are you gonna stream now?" Tuxedo Jacket asked. Wristband and Mesh Top heard the commotion and both climbed on top of the rock separating the two sides of the hot spring. "Well holy shit, would you look at that" Mesh Top said, with a seeming lack of care in her voice. "Try to sound a bit more concerned, this is our friend we're looking a t. At least I think so" Wristband replied.

OWLIE: "What's with the commotion- oh shit" Henley said as he approached the screaming group. A towel wrapped around his scrawny ass. "What the hel l happened to him?" Sneakers and Suspenders just stood in a corner and stared.

JAY: Biretta seemed to grin, almost beaming at Cowlneck's response. Whether Cowlneck meant to or not, he totally validated the angel. But before he got too excited, he composed himself and relaxed his tensed muscles . "Ah, well... Good." He was quickly interrupted by screaming, though he didn't really pay i t any mind, only turning away from Cowlneck to think about how great h is entrance was.

OMEGA: "What with all the scre-" Father Crucifix was interrupted by a Pink Al paca. "What the hell is a Pink Alpaca doing here?" He ask as he point at the Pink Alpaca that is Shade. "Prideful, i don't know why you haven't fallen yet yourself..." Boxer muttered as he looked at Dermal. But he soon started to relax in the h ot-spring letting the anger go. Raincoat was relaxing and floating then bumped into the giant lady ang el that is Drillza.

KURP: With all the ruckus, Haber turned to look only to see a pink alpaca wi th people proclaiming it was his older brother. He pointed to the dist ressed animal and urged Jersey to follow. Shades tore himself from the group, loudly sobbing as he held his hoov es to his fave. "I'm ruined!" He wailed, "I can't draw with these! My options are now limited to acting ans breeding!" Luna simply fainted, Archer catching her and flapping his free wing to give her air. Gogo snorted, "Calm your dick, I'm going- why is there bloody murder?" They asked as they quickly opened the door to their onsen. "Lords in Heaven. Dermal. It's My Little Pony in the other room."

RYAN: Thigh High simply nodded her head. Of all the shit she's seen, was she truly surprised by this outcome? The answer may shock you. "What's brackin bruh? How you livin?" Asked Thigh High as if this was a regular ol Tuesday.

COFFIN: Dzilla felt the bump and mentally prepared to R.K.O someone. She turne d quickly and blinked down at the small ant. "Tiny girl do you live?" She poked her stomach, it was like a /light/ punch. Vampire Collar got out of the water and made his way over. "That..appe ars to be an alpaca. Are you sure this place isn't cursed??"

ROMAN: "Ah I see now! Sorry for assuming." They chuckled nervously, before th eir attention was quickly drawn away from the situation at hand and di rected towards a... pink alpaca? I'm sorry, what? Jersey does stand, r eady to follow, "Do you have any idea whats going on?"

KURP: Hots looked up at Duster with concern, holding his arm. "I know your brother is a pressing issue, but you wanna have a sit? Lo oks like Luna isn't doing too well either..."

EMI: "Diplomatic immunity." Dermal replied, adjusting his bangs in his refl ection. "That's nice, Gogo de- Wait. What?" He stopped his nitpicking and his head snapped to Gogo. "Are you high? I didn't know we were having that kind of party."

OMEGA: Boxer raise his eyebrow and looked at Gogo. "What is it?" Boxer ask as he looked at them kind of curious. Raincoat giggle as Dizlla poked her belly. "Stop that tickles!" Rainco at giggle as she floats in the hot-springs with a smile.

BRIT: "Shades, calm yourself. Please. We'll figure out what happened..." Str appon assured, petting his soft wool. He seemed to be unwittingly pett ing Shades, "Why don't we... Clear the area so I can ask you some ques tions?" Jacket popped out of the water, shaking his head off. "Yeah, I'm not feeling too great." He said, rubbing his stomach. He fe lt queezy, "Oi, time to get some shut-eye, I guess." Cowlneck simply stood up with a huff, angry that Biretta was no longer paying him any mind and that Shades was now taking the attention away from him. Fuck this shit. He stomped off to his room.

SOPHIE: PTJ sat on the floor where Shades once was and just curled up on his s ide. _"dad's an alpaca.. mom fucks ghosts.. "_ he muttered, feeling th e cold embrace of death as he drifted off. Goodbye world. On the other hand, Pumps just stood up and blinked, taking note of Lun a fainting and.. well, Shades' midlife crisis. She exhaled. Why couldn 't they just _actually_ relax for once. She wondered over by Luna's si de and leaned down. However as she wasn't a trained medical professio nal she just poked the girls cheek. That's it, smartass. Witch hat descended into the bubbles of the hotspring, wide eyed. _"we ll aside from it turning into a crazy town here, I'd say everything's good. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend thwbobgh"_ She said, her las t bit cut off via trying to talk underwater. Smart.

SAIYAN: Undershirt looked around at all of the people starting to stare and mu rmur about Shady’s condition. He felt like he should get everyone to g o to their rooms and get some rest before this situation devolved into madness. Plus, it was getting kind of late. He stood up and got every one’s attention. “Okay guys, I think we should go to our rooms for the night. We’ll thi nk about a way to get Shady back to normal tomorrow. I think it’ll be easier to come up with a plan when we’re well rested” he said as he wr apped a towel around his waist and motioned for people to exit through the doors.

COFFIN: Dzilla shrugged and gently picked up Raincoat. "We must go inside. It is not safe out here." She held her on one shoulder and she stormed of f to get Mary Janes. "Uh! Nana why are you-?" Mary Janes was picked up. "Nanaaaaa..I was ju st having fuuuuun." He huffed and started to play candy crush in her a rms. Vampire Collar exhales and he slips on his cloak. "Probably the best i dea...stay safe everyone." He waved and began to head for his room.

OMEGA: "Alright..." Father Crucifix said as he gets out of the hot-springs an d gets a towel around him. "I'll be in my room if anyone needs me." He said as he grabs his clothes and goes to his room. That was strange b ut relaxing hot-springs. "No! I want to stay in the springs!" Raincoat said as she was really w anted to get back to relaxing. Though the giant women was to strong an d large.

OWLIE: "You heard him," Cardigan said, sighing as she tugged on her robe, "Co me along boys," Henley, Suspenders and Sneakers nodded and all three followed her and they went to their separate rooms.

COFFIN: "Most are going to their rooms. If you wish to go back, make sure you aren't alone." Dzilla put Raincoat down and took her grandson.

OMEGA: "Fine..." Raincoat pouted at the giant lady and grabbed her clothes he ading to her room.

RYAN: "It was bound to happen sooner or later." Thigh High shrugged. "You wa nna get outta here? They seem to be trying to get us all out."

OSCARK9: As Gloves seeing everyone getting out of the hot spring, so did he. He grab his towel and wrap it around him. He can't believe that Shade tu rn into an Alpaca that it made his mouth drop. Yet, it was a bad idea since now he can taste men sweat. "Yuck!" As he got his stuff, got cha nge, went to his room, and laid on his bed. Sapphire got out of the pool with the rest of the gang with two towels covering her top and bottom area, grabbing her stuff, got change, wen t to her room, and also laid on her bed. She can't believe Shades turn into a cute pinky Alpaca and wishes that she can hug the men and stay a little longer in the hot spring, but orders are orders.

JAY: It was Biretta's turn to scowl when everyone began to leave only a few minutes after he arrived. Over what, a strange-colored alpaca? Begrud gingly, Biretta eventually left the water himself, tying his half-soak ed bathrobe to his waist properly before walking out with the rest of the angels.

SOPHIE: Witch hat nodded, grabbing her towel and getting out of the spring and wrapping herself up. _"Yeah--I think that'd be a good idea.. I'm not feelin too hot myself."_ She mumbled, gesturing for Thigh High to foll ow suit.

COFFIN: Foxstole noped out, no alpaca shenanigans for her.

A few hours had passed since everyone had gone to their rooms. There was a strange feeling in the air, as if things were about to get weird, and there were still unanswered questions. Like "Why is Shades suddenly an Alpaca?" Was this some silly gimmick? Strappon was petting Shades gently as the poor sap had finally stopped b awling his eyes out. It was almost like he hadn't stopped petting him si nce he had begun previously. "It's alright, Shades. We'll figure this out. We just need time to think ." Strappon offered, "Everyone else is sleeping, so it's best you try to get some rest." A loud yell emitted from somewhere in the onsen and what seemed like a f luorescent blue sentient mop came running in.

KURP: "God I hope so, I can't take care of my baby looking like this! I can' t draw nor stream under these conditions either." Sukajan was also petting Shades, hopping the double petting would help in keeping Shades calm. He was about to speak before there was even m ore yelling. "What the absolute fuck is happening?" Luna had finally come to, Archer having a little beaming smile on his face as he helped her sit up. "Lady Luna! I'm so glad you're okay." "I mean I guess I woke up....but I still don't feel well..." "Now that you mention it, I don't feel well myself either," Archer res ponded, holding his abdomen.

SAIYAN: "AAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T SEE! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Undershirt yelled as he r an through the onsen before running face first into a wall. Mesh Top was next to emerge, with her pants that seemed to keep fallin g down. It was as though they had become too big for her. She looked o ver to a mirror and saw that she did look a quite a bit thinner. "Great now my pants wont fit and my shirt is falling off! This sucks! This is gonna make me trip!" Mesh said as she shuffled to Undershirt. Meanwhile, Wristband came out screaming as well. This seemed to be a r eally common theme with that. "WHY ARE MY ARMS LOOKING LIKE NOODLES?" She yelled as she started to f lail them around, making Johnny Test whip cracking noises constantly. Lastly, Tuxedo Jacket came out in a panic to the rest of the group, wi th a very large right arm. "Okay before anyone asks, no I wasn't jacking it! I woke up like this I swear!" He yelled, trying to qualm any suspicions that may arise fro m his condition

KURP: As the chaos died down from one of the Angels suddenly turning into an animal out of the blue, Gogo was still glued to Dermal's side. They o bviously weren't feeling well and questioned why Dermal was just fine. "Well you certainly do look better to me... For once. I feel like deat h. Also...Also like I have a bit more-" Their tongue launched out of their mouth, sticking on to Dermal's side . "A bit more tongue," they managed. As they put their tongue back in, they gave Dermal a cheeky smile, poi nting to their lips. "Hey, I have an idea."

SOPHIE: Scrunchy sighed. Her hair was a mess. She sat up and yawned, with all the screaming there was no way she'd get a good night sleep. She went to brush her teeth and started to raise the brush to her mouth when i t hit her. She was a horse, with the head of a horse and the body of a human. And a pertruding horn. My god she was a unicorn. Still. No sense in havin g had breath in a fever dream. That's surely what this was. Meanwhile, Witch hat was a bit more annoyed. She had kept shuffling wi th the blankets on her bed, trying to stay warm. Finally, annoyed, she cried out "CAN'T i JUST GET SOME DARN SLE-" she paused, looking around. Why was she on the ceiling? All the while, Pumps was oblivious to this whole fiasco. She, with her rather expensive noise-canceling headphones, was jamming out to a new bop she was working on. Sleep was for the weak. It wasn't until the s creaming got closer to her room that she even realized there was an is sue. Not having gotten any sleep, she was currently on her 24th hour o f consciousness. So, in her daze, she got up to check on what was happ ening and forgot to unplug her headphones, her laptop blasting chiptun e music at really loud volumes. Honestly if it were any other time she 'd rush to mute it but.. Jesus, this was weird. She went back and mute d her laptop before walking out into the hall in her kitty-pajamas wit h cat-eared headphones on. _What the hell was happening?_ PTJ was experiencing his golden years, as he woke up to the stench of his own fart. Amazing. He shakily reached for the sides of his bed so he could stand up, carefully limping out into the hallway. _"HWAT IS I T? WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN? "_ he shouted, before coughing. That was when r eality hit him. _He was now old enough to get senior discounts at loca l food places._

EMI: Dermal blinked in awe, staring the the gears were turning, even after his little tag-a-long was just knocked into the next room by a flying tongue. Then it clicked. "Oh. /Oh./ I think we can adjust."

JAY: Biretta eventually emerged from his own room, tears streaming down his face, and his accent making him nearly unintelligible to anyone else. "Good God, what's with all the noise!?" He cried out, his question se eming only to make his intense sobbing worse. He must have been crying for some time, his eyes both looking quite reddened. With a sniffle, he spoke again, loudly, "I'm sure all of this noise is what's, what's... M-making me cryyyaaaaaahaahaahaa..." He fell to his knees, burying his face into his palms to try and wipe the tears off.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar was running around screaming, his hair was fire. Ghost rider who? Dzilla currently had the fists of ~~Ugandan knuckles~~ Popeye. She was cupping her grandson. Mary Janes was dancing around, the boy made silver surfer look straigh t. "I'M SO SHINEY LOOK AT MEEEEE!!! THIS IS GOING ON MY VLOG!!!" Foxstole was sitting in a corner sobbing. She had layers, ogre layers.

ROMAN: As they awoke from their slumber through the racket, Jersey lifted a r uffled sleeve to rub at their eyes only to blanch at the sight. For so me reason their shirt was... changing color! It was a slow, soft shift which had them gaping at the sight. Peering down, they found it was t heir skin as well, and had them pushing off the bed and busting out in to the hallway, skidding on their feet as Jersey nearly collided with the wall. "Wha-What's going on!?"

RYAN: Thigh High sat up as she too was awoken by obnoxious screaming. "What the actual FUCK is going on that I can't possibly get my beauty sle-" But the angel was stopped short in her tracks as her face came into co ntact with the ceiling. Reeling back in pain, she toppled to floor in an ungraceful mess. Thigh High screamed as she stared down at her body which wasn't respon ding like it normally would. "Okay, when I said I wanted legs for days tHIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!!" The angel's eyes almost popped out of her head as she saw her legs, which had extended to a ridiculous length o ver the course of a few hours.

OMEGA: In Raincoat's Room, she had just got out of the shower and looked into the mirror. She saw that she was..Invisible!? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!" Raincoat screamed as she was now invisible. This was somewh at freaky and cool nonetheless. In Boxer's Room, he got up from bed though he felt lightly stiff. "Wha t the hell..." Boxer said as he looks at his hand and he saw they were ...Plastic!? "OH GOD! I AM A ACTION FIGURE!" Boxer screamed as he got freaked out by this and tried to walk out of his room. In Father Crucifix's Room, he got up from is bed and check outside of his room. "What is going on?" Father Crucifix ask as he open his door and looked around.

OWLIE: "Ahhhhhhhh!" Henley came out of his room , his breathing was loud, as though he was screaming. Even he felt annoyed with himself for being s o goddamn noisy. "Shut the fuck up, Henley Shit!" Cardigan said, still in her robe, she held her clothes which was encased in a thick sheet of ice. "Why did I became Elsa in all of a sudden?" "Rawrrr!" Suspenders said, trying to say something, but only dinosaur noises came out of his mouth "Rawrr... Rawrrr!" He pointed at Sneakers who was apparently a gigantic cat with the most deadpanned face of al l.

KURP: "There's no adjusting, honey. You /owe/ me," they said as they went in to grab Dermal. Luna spoke but there was something wrong. Archer looked down at her. H er lips were moving but she was unable to speak. He pointed down to he r and attempted to speak himself but only ended up clucking. He droppe d Luna, covering his mouth out of pure shock. Slowly, he uncovered it and tried to speak only to keep clucking. He w as now hyperventilating. Luna was trying to comfort the poor Angel but her words weren't simply coming out. In her frustration, she yelled, but it sounded like her v oice was going through 20 speakers at once. "I SAID ARE YOU OKAY-" She too covered her mouth. There was a ringing in Sukajan's ears as he tried to clean out his ear s only to realize that his...ears aren't there anymore. There was a cl unking noise and as he looked at his hands did he realize that he was made out of...wood? "Oh..." His reaction was underwhelming to say the least. Shades began to sob again, his face stuffed in Strappon's shoulder.

OSCARK9: As Gloves woke up from bed from people screaming, it made him mad from awaking from his 9 hours of beauty rest. "HEY!" Gloves shouted. "QUIT SCREAMING YO-" As he was trying to finish his sentence, his nose was starting to wiggle. "Yo-Yo-Yo-YACHOO!" He sneeze loudly. And after tha t sneeze, he sneeze again, again, and again. Continuously sneezing and he can't control it. "WHAT-"Choo", IS-"Choo", GO- "Choo", IN- "Choo" ON- "Choo", HERE- "Choo"!" Sapphire woke up from people screaming and was mad also, but why does she feel so wet? Pulling from her cover, her whole body was cover in s lime and it feels like a frog slim. "AAAHHH!" She scream. Freaking out for having slim on her skin, she jump out of bed and with that first step, she immediately slip on a hard floor, hurting her rump. "OW!" Sh e said, hurting.

BRIT: Strappon looked around at everyone that was piling into the lounge now with wreckless abandon. He pet Shades' face gently. "Everyone, calm down!" He called, standing from Shady's side, "I'm sur e we can find a cure to this..." But how? Just then, Duster came walking in, practically pulling Hot Pants who w as clearly an elderly man. "There's something wrong with him!" Came the voice of a child out of D uster mouth. He snapped his mouth shut and sighed. He sounded like he was about 10. "And Cowlneck. He's..." "Right here!" Cowlneck yelled, trying to climb onto Duster's shoulder. He was... About 4 inches in height. He was a tiny man. "FIX THIS."

JAY: "I don't understand..." Biretta sniveled, snot dripping from his nose. He was on all fours, pounding at the floor while his tears stained th e carpeting. "How could this happen!? Aaaauuugh..." He curled up in an awkward squatting ball, continuing to bawl.

BUMBLER BEE: Dirndl had had a wonderfully pleasant time in the springs, silently re flecting on her place here, reflecting on her sins and wondering why s he wasn't facing her metaphorical demons... Then, when she felt positi vely refreshed she had robed up and ended up falling asleep reading. S he awoke to shouts from the hall, a bit of a grouchy riser from surpri se naps. In her lovely robe, she opened the door to the cacophony of c haos, standing there and staring in confusion. her hair was half down from a ponytail, looking a bit tired and all around disbelieving. Then she opened her mouth. "How are the bangs of sound going from me so much after sun stops?!" s he yelled, holding her ears and stopping. "... When how say me much?" Rosary would actually show up for something fun! A nun of duty, she wa sn't above getting friendly with her Abbey dwellers and enjoy an Onsen as well! Relaxation, time from responsibility... but there was a nigg ling feeling in her gut about how serene this place was. She had gone to sleep early, relishing in walking around almost naked and not being yelled at AGAIN. Footsteps, screaming, wails of despair hit her ears and her big ruby eyes sprung open. "?!" She ran out, some angels able to note the little girl running in a robe down the hall; where the hel l were her parents? "Strappon! What's going on?!" came a high pitched, infantile sort of v oice, the same little girl sliding in and holding out her hands. She s tared at some of the Angels--and the alpaca-- with a serious gaze. ".. . I KNEW IT."

SOPHIE: Pumps covered her ears and walked around the hall, peeking in on every one who's door had swung open. She was blissfully aware this couldn't be a dream since she never went to sleep. She looked at her phone scre en with a tired expression and considered calling the authorities but questioned what good that would do. This is Daten after all. After wondering around in the hallway for a bit she heard Luna's voice practically match the decibel output of her headphones and she winced . Finding their door, Pumps gently knocked on it. "Hey--Everyones turn ed into some fuckin rejected X-Men out here-- Are you guys ok? Can I c ome In? Do I needa call the authorities?" She stammered, hesitantly. Scrunchy was useless at this point, she was horsefaced making kissy fa ces at herself in the mirror. Witch hat on the other hand was trying to get out of her room. After t urning her hat into a scythe, she latched it around one of the corner- walls of her room and flung herself towards the door, spinning the scy the to break it open. Fuck not causing property damage.

KURP: Upon hearing Duster's voice, Shades lost it and started laughing. He m ocked Duster by saying, "No swearing on /my Christiiiiaaan seeerveeeee r/ ." "Shades, oh my God," Sukajan said as his eyes landed on Cowlneck. "Her e," he said, taking Cowlneck from Duster, "I'll take care of him. He's technically still grounded." Luna examined Hots who was not really paying any mind to anything that was happening. He was deaf, probably blind as well, and he was consta ntly chewing on what we could only assume to be tapioca.

COFFIN: Mary Janes started running around in a circle. "I CAME OUTTA TWILIGHT BOI! WEEEEE!!!" He screamed and started break dancing. Vampire Collar started whipping his hair around,"This is kind of cool. Mary- Jesus Christ he's naked.." He facepalmed. Dzilla dragged her hands behind her,"Mary put on your clothes!!" Foxstole was compelled to sing all stars but she held it in deep.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix was in his clothing and looked at the Chaos the angels have turn into. "By the Lord, what the hell happen to you two!" Fathe r Crucifix said as he runs over to Boxer but not seeing Raincoat. "Whe re is Rai-AH!" He screamed as something just grabbed his butt. "She in visible..." Boxer said as he looked at Father Crucifix. "Hehehehehe~" Raincoat chuckles as she started to like being invisible now. "Oh Moth er..." Father Crucifix sigh as he didn't know what was going on.

RYAN: Thigh High unceremoniously began crawling along the floor since it was too much of a hassle to attempt to move around on her stilt-like legs . Arriving at the gathering of everyone else, she let out a victorious whoop before pulling herself into a sitting position, her legs sweepi ng the floor uncaring of whatever victims lie in their warpath. "Man am I ever glad that I got these guns to help me out." Thigh High breathily laughed as she flexed her arms.

SAIYAN: "Why is this happening to us?!" Wristband asked as she came up to Stra ppon, causing her noodle arms to whip crack into his face. "Oops, sorry about that." Meanwhile, Mesh Top continued to look in the mirror as it felt like he r pants and clothes were becoming looser and looser. It was almost lik e she could see herself getting thinner and thinner. "This is kinda getting scary, I hope we can fix this." She said to her self. Tuxedo Jacket used his giant fucking arm to pick Undershirt up. He wal ked around a bit only to run into Duster and almost stepping on Cowlne ck. "Ooof, sorry, I really can't see" he said as he apologized.

VANIR: "Oh, this is quite wonderful!" Ballgown in her every out of character simple dress, fashionably late in all of her glory stepped into the in n and was immediately met with activities to spare her for weeks. This was a trip that took her out of her comfort zone for sure, she wasn't keen on taking group trips but seeing as even she needed a break from the blood and guts scene of being a fallen angel. Coming from a rich family most of her trips were sided with guards more than friends. "I could get used to this, despite the change... what on earth is happeni ng?"

SOPHIE: PTJ wondered around the halls, confused, before pulling out his phone and blinking a few times, trying to call "Mom", aka Sukajan, but inste ad, calling _"Mom",_ a lady whome he, in a better state of mind, hoped he wouldnt have to ever speak to. As the phone went to voice mail and he heard his actual mothers voice, he coughed and replied after the t one in an elderly voice. _"You a bich"_ he wheezed, before hanging up, and looking around. _"Bingo?!"_ he shouted. That wasn't what he meant to say. Why'd he say bingo. Witch hat latched onto one of Thigh high's rather.. long. Legs. "dEAr gOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LET ME GO PLEASE" She cried, clinging on as the latter half of her body started to float up into the air as if she were made of helium.

OWLIE: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Henley screamed, wait no, he just took a deep br eath. Cardigan glared at him and was tempted to freeze his face. "Plea se tell me we can fix this, I already ruined all of my clothes," "Meow...." Sneakers mewled, Suspenders let out an animalistic grunt as he began petting Sneakers' head, who instinctively began purring. The n Suspenders felt his face burn red as Sneakers' tail rub itself again st his leg. "Uhh... Rawrr...?"

SOUP-KITTY: Jong very silently strolled in, he looked a little more. Wet. Than usu al. They say when you're pregnant you start to glow not, that you're s uddenly made out of entirely H2O. He gently glanced around the room an d tried to find his Fiance. He was confused as to what was going on. T here was a wet trail behind him. Someone should probably put a wet flo or sign there. Pointe ran around in circles silently flashing and growing more and mo re anxious. God help her.

OSCARK9: "Aww-ACHOO!" He sneeze, continuously still. "This-CHOO! Su-CHOO!" Glov es grabs a tissue infront of him and blow. "Tell me about it!" Sapphire said, upset. "I couldn't stand for five s econd without falling on the floor. I mean look at my skins!" She show s her layer of slim of arms to them while standing. "I'M SLIMY AS A-" Her legs began to slip and slid like crazy, FRO-O-O-OG!" She fell to t he floor and her rumps hurt once more. "OW!" Gloves help Sapphire up while sneezing still. "We-CHOO, Nee-CHOO, A-CH OO, Cure CHOO!"

SOPHIE: PTJ was very confused in all of this. He couldn't quite figure out wha t was what. After essentially ripping off a piece of the wall to use a s a crutch, he wondered around, knocking on doors. _"I needa pharmacy! "_ he yelled, fixing his.. well, they weren't his, but he was wearing some glasses. He coughed and pushed past Pumps, towards Luna. He fixed his glasses and leaned in. _"Are you a pharmacy?"_

RYAN: "Never let go Jac- I mean Witch Hat!" Thigh High dramatically yelled a nd reached towards her companion. "I can offer you a piggyback ride, s ince that's probably a better option than my stupid gams, right now at least."

KURP: Even with the Angels wrapped around their old, wizened fingers, they w ere far too loud for either Obi or Medallion to keep their mind on tra ct. It's gotten to the point where Medallion started complaining enoug h to annoy Obi. "FINE," Obi said, throwing her hands to the side, "We'll put them in l ittle vials, ship them off to the office, and deal with them there, HA PPY?" Medallion sighed as she rubbed her temples, "It's a lot better than si mply dealing with their screaming and having them cause more property damage than necessary." With a consensus, the twins gathered up supplies and started making their way to the Angels. As they got closer, something else was coming into view. It was two people macking on each other and this caused bo th twins to yell out in fear only to realize who it was. "Oh, it's only you two," Medallion snorted. "Get a room!" Obi said "Shut it old hag, go back to doing your jobs," Gogo hissed as they wen t back to basically sucking the air out of Dermal.

VANIR: Despite the ruckus, she went on, her eyes scanning her surroundings in concern and her hands stayed folded in on themselves in order to avoi d touching anything suspicious. Making her way to the bath house blind ly, making faces of disgust and heavy doses of avoidance towards anyon e she saw that was affected. She could tell there was no way that she could help these people so she felt it was safe to just, not even go n ear them, mostly for fear of catching something. "Please tell me there are normal people here..."

OMEGA: Father Crucifix goes up to Strappon as he need to talk with him. "Brot her Strappon, what is going on? Do you think this attack by Hellcorp?" Father Crucifix ask as he looked at him. "Clearly this has be some ki nd of magic or something like that." He said as he looked at Strappon. "I'm a Action Figure!" Boxer said as he tries to move but he can't do it that well. "Where the hell is Gogo!?" He shouted more as he getting angry. "I'M SO ANGRY!" Boxer said as he does action figure pose but w ith angry face. Raincoat was petting Shades because she was invisible.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar walked up to his fiance. "Notice anything different abo ut me?" He moves his flaming hair around. "Wow you're really wet. Are you okay? Hold onto me I don't want you to slip." Mary Janes wiggled his butt around, "SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!" Dzilla flopped her face in her giant hand. Foxstole broke mirrors.

BRIT: "Wow, everyone is screaming." Jacket stated. He took a good look aroun d the room at the freak show that seemed to be made up of his friends and compatriots. Strappon pinched the bridge of his nose, massaging it slightly. "Everyone shut up!" Duster screamed like a little boy throwing a fit. He sat with a huff next to Hot Pants and opened another convenient cup of tapioca and handed it to him. Keep him entertained so he doesn't b reak anything. God he hated old people, they were so funny-looking. "Thank you Duster." Strappon said, dusting himself off, "Now, if every one will /remain calm/, we can talk about this. Let's split up and loo k for some clues as to why this happened. I have a sneaking suspicion the ladies who run this place have something to do with this." "I'll pop 'em!" Jacket said, swinging his arm in an air-punch. A vase fell over behind him, almost falling in him, but he hopped to miss it. "No, that's elder abuse." Cowlneck yelled from the floor. He was almos t stepped on, and he kicked Undershirt in response. "You damn ruffian! Watch where your awful, clumsy feet land! You could have /crushed/ me !"

BUMBLER BEE: Rosary slowly calmed down, realizing everyone here was... suddenly tal ler. "What the fuuuuu..." she said, walking into the room and looking at Ballgown incredulously before trying to push through the panicking mass of Heavenly rejects. Dirndl would walk in behind Ballgown calmly, confused and hair still m essy. "For how come the letter mixes are hearing so mumble-jumbled?!" she asked as the room quieted, extending her arms out.

SOPHIE: Pumps blinked, completely out of her element. She mindlessly drudged t hrough the hallway, headphones around her neck. 911 was punched in on her phone but she was so sleep deprived she couldn't commit to calling the authorities. She suddenly was awoken out of her tired daze by a s trobing light-- THE POLICE? NO! HER SISTER! Her sister? HER SISTER! WHAT THE HECK! Pumps picked up her younger sister and threw her over her shoulder. _" You know, I leave for 5 hours to find my laptop, I come here, and ever yone's a knock off xman. Come on you freaky flashlight, I'm gunna pop someone for this bullshit. I was about ready to SLEEP."_

SOPHIE: Witch hat cried, nodding slightly at Thigh High's proposal. "Yeah, pro bably-" she whimpered, zero-G pushing off of T-Pain's legs and sweepin g around to her neck where she grabbed on from behind. "You know, any other time I'd love to float, but now? ffUCK THIS."

SOUP-KITTY: Jong looked at vamp and softly sighed. "Im literally just water right now how I even have a corporeal form eludes me." he tried his best to not get his beloved wet but to no avail. He held on to him regardless, it would be bad if he slipped on himself. "maybe theres a container y ou can carry me around in so i don't just, leak everywhere?" Pointe was caught off guard at this and tried to wiggle out of it but it was as if someone really had called 9-1-1 cause the girl was strobi n'. She opted to stay still. The strobing stopped.

SOPHIE: Pumps held her phone up to Pointe and groaned. "Call the police if you want, though I doubt that'll do us any good. Also, good morning princ ess, the earth says help, and uh, Update, your boyfriends in his golde n years I think. So try not to think about his dick." Scrunchy casually walked out of the hallway and flipped her beautiful mane for everyone to see. That's when she realized this wasn't a dream and she let out a rather confused and scared honk.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix went to find the Old Ladies so he could talk to them. Boxer went to go find Gogo to know where they were. Raincoat was still petting Shades because he was fluffy pink alpaca.

KURP: While this invisible force was petting him, Shades was eating a nice o l'big plate of hay depressingly. It's all he could do at the moment as he was slowly coming to accept that he was now stuck like this. An al paca who's only good for acting and some other skeezy stuff. And his w ool. Don't forget his soft wool. Sukajan gave a thumbs up to Strappon as he got Luna to tag along with him, Archer sticking close to Luna as if it was his duty or some shit. "Oh good," Sukajan started, "The self proclaimed body guard, I definit ely feel much safer." Archer huffed, crossing his arms at Sukajan's comment before his eyes widened, pointing to Sukajan's face. "What..?" Asked Sukajan as he noticed his nose extending. Oh great, he 's Pinochio. "Fan-fucking-tastic. ALRIGHT, let's just go before those two oba-sans split." Hots meanwhile entertained himself with the second cup of tapioca. Del icious Haber was confused as he approached Duster, twiddling his hair in betw een his fingers. He was definitely nervous but he'd rather be nervous than feeling bad for suddenly ditching the other kid. He wasn't a peop le person, after all.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar blinked,"Huh.." He looked around and found a bucket. "W ill this do darling? It's all I've saddly got nothing else." Mary Janes was spinning around on the floor, thing his flashlight on h imself. "I'm so shineeeeeeey Jong lookie!!"

OMEGA: "Now where are those two?" Father Crucifix ask himself as he was looki ng around for Obi and Medallion. Father Crucifix didn't know what was going on but he had his theories. He thought this might be a demon att ack or maybe a ghost. Either way he was going to find out what is happ ening. "Gogo!" Boxer called out as he looked around for them. He was walking like a action figure which he wasn't liking. Raincoat was still petting Shades this time under his chin. She was re ally having a fun time with this.

OSCARK9: Hearing Strappon orders, Gloves looks for some clues along with Slippe ry Sapphire and since it's dangerous for her to be walking with no blu e sandals on, she ask Gloves for assistance. Gloves nod to her and sne eze at the same time, holding her slimy waist side, both are off to se arch for clues.

SOPHIE: PTJ was playing go-fish with a wall, and the wall was winning.

SAIYAN: Undershirt felt like he was bit by a mosquito as he was kicked by Cowl neck. To be honest, he really couldn't go anywhere without running int o something so he decided that it would be best for him to stay put. Meanwhile, Noodleband ran into Dirndl and Ballgown. "Oh hey, I didn't know you were here, Dirndl! I would say glad you cou ld make it but... you know" she said to her as her noodle arms whip cr acked into Dirndl's face. "But I say we start looking for those two ladies and see if they know anything." Meanwhile, TJ and Mesh walked over to Jong. Mesh Top somehow managed t o make it over there without tripping more than 5 times. "Oh hey, you're Jong right? I haven't had much of a chance to talk wit h you" Tuxedo Jacket said. "Yeah same here, I wish we could talk under some easier circumstances" Mesh top said.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong somehow managed to fit in the bucket? Honestly fuck physics and t he laws of conservation of matter or whatever the fuck field of scienc e this is relevant to, hes bucket-husband now. Blessed be. Pointe meanwhile, shrieked and catched on fire- hades style- and screa med "PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND'S DICK-" It was in that mo ment she had noticed PTJ losing against the wall. Holy shit.

KURP: Gogo nearly sputtered inside of Dermal's mouth as he heard Boxer's voi ce in the distance. They pushed Dermal away, wiping their mouth on a c onveniently pulled out napkin. "That'll have to do for now. Unless you want to make the boy-toy angry ?" They asked, quirking a brow.

OWLIE: Sneakers' head perked up as he thought something moved near Mary Janes ' feet. Fuck, it was a red dot. He began to chase after it, nearly kno cking Mary Janes over as he tried to catch it. Cardigan and Suspenders turned to look at Henley, he is both laughing and screaming at the same time at the top of his lungs, he had a laser pointer in his hand. "Stop that!" Cardigan chided, normally she would've joined in but she' s too pissed, she grabbed the laser pointer and immediately ice spread around it.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar held his husband close to his chest. "You're really cut e in a bucket ya know." He kissed his water boy's head. Mary Janes screeches as the giant cat knocks him down. "KITTY HI." He pets his friend.

SOPHIE: Pumps rolled her eyes and sighed. "Yeah yeah, whatever you say Hades." She groaned, carying her sister over her shoulder. "So, I'm trying to think. I figured you guys ate dinner here right? Since you didnt have dinner before you left for this place last night.. I showed up later and just sat around when everything went to shit. So. Something in th e food? I don't know. " Pumps sighed, walking down the hall and past PTJ. She tapped his back and firmly stated "ASK IF THEY HAVE ANY 3'S" And the boy nodded, then promptly yelling Bingo afterwards. Upon hearing that, Pumps groaned and back-tracked, walking over to PTJ and lifting him up. "Come on. You come too." She muttered. "Are we going to go get some werthers originals?" He asked. excited. Pumps sighed and looked around for Luna. Maybe she could ask her for i nformation. PTJ looked towards Pointe and blinked. "H-Hey, Pointe-- Is that you?" He grumbled. "The f-food here was shit. I told you so. Y-aaaa boi was right, schmookums." He winked. Before exhaling. _"I don't know what is happening with my dialect right now."_

EMI: Dermal gasped for air after his throat was cleared of muscle and he po litely dabbed the spit from his face. He cleared his throat. "I could care less who I get angry. I guess we should be more involved in this plot, then..."

RYAN: Readjusting Witch Hat, Thigh High began to try and stand up. "Alright hold on my dude, I'm gonna try to stand up so uh, let me know if I get too close to the ceiling." She announced as she moved as slowly as po ssible. "It's gonna be a long day if I have to crawl the whole way, considerin g it is the only method of transportation that won't flail my legs aro und like a skip it game from hell." Thigh High sheepishly laughed.

OMEGA: Boxer soon found Gogo and saw them with Dermal. "What the hell are you doing with him?" Boxer ask as he glared at Dermal. Seeing that face o f his made him want to punch it but he knew that couldn't so he hold i n the anger.

BUMBLER BEE: Dirndl smiled in relief. At least Wristband was here. She was smart, s he was capable... She had fucking taffy arms. Dirndl nodded to her friend's words in understanding, shouting out as she was whipped in the face. "GAH! The skin of my face that is of owni ng to self! OW!" she said, hunched over a moment before taking a breat h. This was a weird night. "... Is it right all." she said, putting he r hands out in front of her. Rosary had gone to Strappon, still unaware of her own sordid fate. "Th at two old hags...!" she said, sticking out her lip and pouting under her dark hair. "What, did I get shrunk or something else out of a 90s trope?" she shook her hands, laughing calmly.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong smiled at Vampire Collar and quickly the smile turned into a grim ace, for he had heard Boxer's voice. He somehow retreated further into the bucket. "oh god please not today" he whispered. Pointe silently reached for PTJ's hand, and held it. This was very fre aky but she still loved him very much. As she did this, she went into police siren mode and strobed for a hot sec.She quietly smiled at him.

KURP: "How much more do we need to be involved outside of macking and acting sketchy?" Gogo asked, pointing to what we could presume to be the aud ience. They sighed as they heard Boxer coming in on them. They turned around to him, not smiling nor anything. "Listen, Boxer. Dear. There are just some things you can't give me tha t Dermal can. I'm just doing what I can to survive you could say and D ermal here owes me," they said, pinching Dermal's cheeks. "What we have is more of a publicity thing to help you." As Sukajan and his group moved around, they come across another elderl y man and Sukajan recognizes this to be PTJ. If he wasn't made of wood , he would feel his heart sinking. "What happened to him?" He asked, going in to assess PTJ.

OWLIE: "Meow..?" Sneakers purred as he rubbed his face against Mary Janes han d. Suspenders huffed a bit as he watched from the distance. "Rawr..." He said with a hint of annoyance in his voice. Cardigan chuc kled.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar blinks and shoves the bucket in his robe. "Not to fucki ng day bitch." He saddled away. Mary Janes was break dancing on the floor but it looked a lot like a s eizure. He was trying his best. He gave the giant kitty a kiss on the nose, not knowing it was Sneakers.

SAIYAN: Wristband looked inquisitively at Dirndl. She wasn't sure what she was saying if she was being honest. It was like she was saying random wor ds together. Maybe it was a foreign thing. "Anyway, you want to help me look for those two?" she asked her.

EMI: "So no head?" Dermal asked flatly. "Oh, well whatever. Why are you so..." He gestured to all of Boxer. "I mean, more than usual, anyway." Dermal walked into the next room and saw the cacophony of afflicted an gels doing... Well, Angel things.

OMEGA: "So, your basically fucking him?" Boxer ask as he point to Dermal. "Li sten, i want my job back so how about you focus on that." He said as h e looked at Gogo then at Dermal. "Pride and Lust, wow, you are really good Seraph. Can't when you get promoted to Fallen Angel." Boxer said as he looks at him as he watched him go into the room.

SOPHIE: Pumps looked at Sukajan and sighed. "Hell if I know, boy keeps flippin g between talking like an old fart and just straight up farting. It's concerning. Meanwhile my sister here-" She paused, to shake Pointe (wh o was over her shoulder) "Is a functioning strobe light." PTJ slowly waved his free hand and smiled. "I bet allll aces at poker night back at the retirement home sonny-" he coughed, placing his hand on his back. "Ok. Seriously, this being old is getting old real fast. I think the food was messed with, I felt like crap after eating. Why are you-" He coughed, "Whats a whippersnapper like you bein made outa wood for, ma?" Pumps exhaled. "Have you seen Luna around by the way? There's so much chaos going on right now I just-- this is freaky as hell." PTJ looked very confused.

OWLIE: Sneakers was shooketh, but he didn't moved away, in fact, he's actual ly enjoying it. Meanwhile Suspenders watched Mary Janes kiss Sneakers' nose and let out a loud roar. He walked over them and put his arms around Sneakers' furry neck and g rowled lightly as if he was saying '_He's mine_'

BRIT: Duster pulled Shady along with a sign and headed in one direction. "I'll take Shady to see what I can do about calming him down." He said , petting his fluff, "You go ahead and find the old ladies." Strappon nodded and turned to see a few other people had gone looking. "Alright, official split. If anyone else would like to head on with me , I'll be checking their offices." He said, "There's quite a bit of ch aos already, so I don't doubt they've hidden themselves." Jacket ran up to Suspenders and Sneakers, gasping at the sight of a la rge cat. "Wow, a cat! Who is this supposed to be??" He asked, looking up and do wn trying to figure it out. He tapped his chin. "Wow, this is pretty f ucked up, huh?"

COFFIN: Mary giggled and continued to kiss the kitty's face. Mary heard the r oar and he rised a brow. "You didn't do that kitty?" Mary saw Suspend ers and he frowned. "Hey! I wanna kiss the kitty!" He crossed his arms . Foxstole floped on the floor. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DICK LIKE THIS ???"

EMI: "What I do is none of your business, Boner." Dermal said, waving his h and dismissively. "And whatever Gogo decides to do with you is none of mine." He spun around and poked Boxer's nose. "I may help along the way, so you might want to change that cute little attitude of yours. You do a great job at losing your titles, don't you?"

VANIR: Regretting ever stepping foot in this place she backtracks almost imme diately. She went to her room, sat down at one of the armchairs provid ed and headed a great big sigh. "I'm too old for this."

SOPHIE: Scrunchy, upon seeing Jacket, galloped over to her best friend and spu ttered, sadly. _"JACKET, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE, or a real ly good dream BUT ITS A REAL NIGHTMARE-"_ She cried out, gesturing to her uni-horn. ___"I MEAN LOOK AT ME, I'M HORNY-"___

JAY: "Oh god, we're all... All... Fuuuuhuhuhuuucked!" Biretta lamented, per haps a little too much, considering he had been crying like an infant child for the last 15 minutes. At the very least, he was able to get b ack on his feet, tears streaming down his face and staining more and m ore of his soaking robe. "I... *Sniff* I'll go with you, venerable... L-leader... Ahuhuuu... I' m so sorry, I can't... H-help this..." Biretta was physically trying t o fight the crying, but only managed to snivel and let tears build up until it was difficult to see. Still, he tried to give Strappon a reas suring smile.

OWLIE: "Rawwrr!" Suspended glared at him, then at Jacket, Sneakers looked aro und, confused at the attention he's getting. "I feel you sister, no one's gonna want a handjob from me because I mi ght give them a frostbite" Cardigan said to Fox Stole with an annoyed sigh.

OSCARK9: When they turn their heads at Strappon to hear that he's going to thei r office. "What for us Strappon!" Sapphire said to him. Both of them w alk to him steady like. "We-CHOO, right-CHOO, Be-CHOO, Hin-CHOO YO-HOO!" Gloves said, sneezing hard. "Blush you, Gloves." She said, feeling bad for him.

KURP: "If the food's the cause, then the food turned me into Pinochio," Suka jan said as he pointed behind him. Luna was there, she waved to Pumps with a little smile. Archer waved a s well, just behind Luna. "They can't speak because Luna destroys things with her voice if she r aises it and bird boy here is finally a chicken." Archer clucked angrily at Sukajan before shutting himself up. "WHAT can calm me down, Duster? /Tell me/, what?" He said, walking in the direction Duster was taking him, if anything he walked around like he had ants in his wool. "I can't do anything with these hooves!" "You see dear?" Gogo said, turning to Boxer, "If you behave, we all be nefit."

VANIR: Throwing her head back, she sighed once again then stood to look throu gh her dresses which were neatly hung in the closet. She chose and ove r the top bathrobe and left her room once again to avoid any contact f rom any other heaven-bent or fallen angel along the halls, and when me t with one she would shield her eyes and walk pass them in order to ru sh into the hot spring so she can calm her nerves. "This is a nightmar e, oh boy is this a nightmare."

BUMBLER BEE: Dirndl pouted to her companion, thinking back to the over seasoned mea l they'd been served... glaring. "The women of rapid life length! Fuck !" she stared at her mouth at the word. She had meant to say 'damn it all.' She nodded. "Myself shall went to the bad person by for you." sh e said to Wristband, using something new Wristy had taught her; finger guns. Rosary tapped her little foot, looking up as Strappon called for a gro up to go. "Here, I'll go with you, Strappon." she said, hands on her n onexistent hips and not noticing a damn thing wrong with that. She had trouble getting to his side, though she was pretty quick for being ba refoot.

OMEGA: Boxer was about to punch him but he stopped, he was going to hold his anger in. "Shut up, you know nothing about me." Boxer said as he point s back at him. He then turns around and starts to walk away but then t urn to look at Gogo. "Come on, we are searching for clues." He said as he walks to away to search for clues. Father Crucifix was searching for Obi and Medallion. Raincoat was riding on Shades as she keeps petting him.

COFFIN: Mary Janes death glared Suspenders. He walks up to Sneakers and he kis ses his snoot. He walks away flipping the pinkie. Dzilla sobbed and Foxstole screamed. Vampire Collar was looking around with his pregnant husband to be.

KURP: Gogo yawned, tapping Dermal on the shoulder, "Hey, at least pretend to care for a bit. Gotta keep your quota up." They giggled at the thought of looking for clues, taking out a compact mirror from God knows where. "Clues? No. My mirror needs me."

SOUP-KITTY: Jong occasionally peeked out of his bucket to help search for clues. Pointe just stared at her boyfriend and held his hand reassuringly.

BRIT: Strappon pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket and sighed, handing i t off to Biretta and then petting his shoulder. "You should drink something, you're probably going to get dehydrated a t this point." He said. He handed another handkerchief to Gloves. "We have to speak with them. If they're not there, then we need to loo k, they can't be far." Strappon just looked around at the group gathering by him, almost inst inctively grabbing Rosary's hand. "Alright, let's go." Jacket backed up a little, raising his hands defensively. "Whoa, it's okay, Dino-boy! I like cats, it's cool!" He laughed, befor e seeing a unicorn-headed Scrunchy come running at him. He almost shit himself, to be honest. "SCRUNCH-??" "Now, Shades," Duster began, trying to sound as adult as possible whic h only resulted in him sounding like a child mimicing an authority fig ure in a mocking tone, "maybe if you relax, you can actually tell us w hat happened before all this. A bath will do you good to clear your he ad." He gingerly pet Raincoat on the head. There was an invisible girl ridi ng his brother... Duster headed into the main bath area and was greeted by what looked l ike an apothecary. There were various bottles of different colors and sizes all lined up around the edge.

SOPHIE: Pumps blinked and waved at the two of them, nudging Pointe for her pho ne back. Once in hand she held it towards Luna. "here, you can type up stuff and use text to voice? Or if you know ASL, I gotcha covered the re." PTJ cracked his knuckles before breaking his hand and sighing. That wa sn't smart. "Sonny, I got a plan. It takes old people to ___find___ ol d people. I'll be your personal bloodhound."

EMI: "You look perfect, darling. Let the peons search for their secrets, we have careers to fix, don't we?" Dermal hummed, putting his arm around them and taking a peek into their mirror for himself.

OMEGA: Raincoat continue riding and petting the pink Alpaca that is Shades.

SOPHIE: Wherever cuddles was, she was still hot and ready.

OSCARK9: "Tha-Choo! Yo-OOO!" Gloves said to Strappon as he took the handkerchie f and glow it. As they noded to him, they follow Strappon.

OWLIE: Suspenders rolled his eyes as he watch Mary and Jacket walk away. He p ulled Sneakers closer to him. At this point Sneakers was too uncomfort able with the attention, he broke free of Suspender's grasp and began walking around. Henley was still screaming and Cardigan kept complaini ng while dragging her hand on the wall, leaving a trail of ice.

KURP: Gogo huffed, shoving Dermal away and closing their mirror, "Anyway..."

Shades stared at the apothecary, arching a brow in curiosity. He got c loser to it, sniffing it a little bit and looking around. "This...Gives me some Disney movie vibes. You know the one I'm referri ng to, right?" He would not forgive his mother if Duster had not watch ed the Emperor's New Groove. Luna nodded as she grabbed the phone. She texted and put the speak to talk option. "Do old people just have a radar for each other?"

COFFIN: Vampire Collar pet his water boy. He loved his shape of water boy. He searched more of the storage rooms. Mary found the kitty and used the light of his phone to make mini make shift pointers. "Mr or Ms kitty! I have pointers." Dzilla dragged her hands behind her and teamed up with Foxstole. "This suuuuucks ass." Fox groaned.

JAY: Biretta nodded in agreement with Strappon, dabbing at his face with it to try drying at least some of the tears covering his face. Pulling a jar of holy water from his robe, he opened the bottle to drink, but q uickly cried out again. "Aaack... Aaaahaahaaa... I-I forgot, I filled this with... W-with fuck ing vodkaaahaahaa... I'll just drink Jong if I'm thirstyyyhee... I gue ss..."

COFFIN: "You will dehydrate." Vamp sped walked past Biretta.

OWLIE: Sneakers heard Mary call him and he bounded after the light, trying to catch it with his paws, yowling a bit when he can't catch it. Damn th at light, why can't he catch it?

JAY: Biretta's crying got notably louder.

SAIYAN: Wristband just shook her head at Dirndl. It was obvious that this was her condition that she was given. "I'll just pretend I understood what you said" she said.

COFFIN: Mary Janes shined the light on himself and he danced around. God was c ertainly a vegan. He dooted over to the kitty and he hugged Sneakers. "Fluffy!"

/LAST TIME ON DCM/: Angels were invited to have a little stay at a local onsen thanks to Mis s Pleats. As Angels were enjoying their stay, many began to feel ill sho rtly after dinner and all Hell broke loose when Shades appeared before e veryone as a pink, talking alpaca. Once Strappon managed to calm everyone and tried to device a plan, more and more Angels appeared with afflictions. In the chaos, he deduced that these afflictions had something to do with the elderly pair of twins an d split up his Heavenbents to search for them. Just who are these twins? Will everyone revert back to their normal selv es? Will Shades have to deal with his hooves? We'll find out today!

OMEGA: Father Crucifix was looking for those old ladies trying to find out wh ere they were last time. Boxer was looking for clues but that was hard for he was plastic and Raincoat was riding Shades the Alpaca as she p et him. So, Yeah everything was going good.

OSCARK9: Following Strappon group, Gloves was holding Sapphire's waist line so she wouldn't fall to the floor and constantly sneezing the other direc tion, away from others from his cold. He looks like a sick dog that ha d a bad flu on a 4th of July and he really hate this affliction so muc h and if this keeps up, he might blow others away by his sneeze while getting a bloody nose. Luckily, he doesn't have bloody nose, just clea r snots, but lets not jinx it. Continuously walking, he pulls out the handkerchief from his left pocket that Strappon gave him and blow his nose into it. Not to hard, but letting some of the snots out. ("God gi ve me strength.") He thinks to himself. Sapphire looks at Gloves and feels bad for the poor guy being sick wit h this affliction. Keeping steady, she patted his back with her slimy hand with her right hand. Even though it's stupid to touch others with her slimy hand, she letting him know that he's doing a good job keepi ng her steady. Gloves felt the slime as she pet his back and it did made shiver a lit tle, but regardless, he gave her a light smile in return.

VANIR: Stepping into the inn, Mirror Mask was met with Ballgown, who had call ed Yeezy, who had called Mirror. He had a reason he refused to come al l this way for a vacation, he hated going out of his comfort zone more than Ballgown did. Though the problem sounded much more serious when he heard that it was Ballgown who needed him. She usually can keep eve rything under control herself. He kept it in mind to give her his numb er after this was worked out. "Oh, gosh! Mirror Mask! Please help everyone has gone crazy, and I'm a ctually starting to think I might be hallucinating, it's insane here!" She was obviously stressed to no end, and she was met with a simple n od of the man's head. His head swiveled carefully over the area and al lowed her to lead him to the heart of the problem.

OWLIE: Sneakers purred, he rubbed his head against his friend as he felt Mary Janes hugged him. Cardigan was already tired of everything, she was cold, everything she touch freezes, she can't even dress properly. _Fuck, this sucks ass_ She thought as she walked around the halls. Henley tried to hold his breath in order to stop his loud, screaming b reathing. His face became a bit blue as he held it in for a few second s before gasping for air and resumed screaming.

SAIYAN: Mesh Top kept looking around for the two old ladies that ran the shop, all of the while trying to keep her pants up, which wasn't going very well. Eventually she just got frustrated from having to deal with the m that she just kicked them off. "There, that's better, I do hope we can get this fixed" she said walki ng back to Strappon. She was just too lazy to keep looking, so she just sat down on the flo or next to him. She was sure that someone would be able to find them.

BUMBLER BEE: Dirndl slumped as Wristband gave her such cruel words. "I am to speaki ng of my sorry. A pair of we shall found the elderly double children!" she said, her tone changing to one of determination. She took her hai r full down, hair golden like a daffodil framed a pure face, fire in g reen eyes. At least she was still pretty... Rosary had begun to walk when... STRAPPON GRABBED HER HAND. She stared , little mouth smiling giddily as she felt it. "Ohoho!" she said, laug hing at the turn of events. "Afraid to lose me, Sir Strappon?" she ask ed teasingly, her giggle high pitched and definitely the sound a happy child. She coughed lightly; serious stuff. She could wait for Strappo n's confession! "Where do you think they would be hiding?"

COFFIN: Mary Janes giggled and he smooched his friends cheek. "C'mon kitty, we 're gonna find these old ladies and show em who's boss!" He squeaked. The disco ball boy lead the way, using his teddy as a flashlight where they needed it. Vampire Collar was trying really hard not to accidentally boil his lov er. He kept the bucket close to his hips. Foxstole and Dzilla were looking together, well, Fox was sitting on Dz illa's massive hands while she dragged the angel. "You are no help ugl y woman."

SAIYAN: Wristband smiled. Even though Dirndl was talking like a person just le arning English, she was able understand her enough. "Yeah! And when we find them, I'm gonna whip them into submission! Now let's go searching!" she said before marching onward.

VANIR: Ballgown did her best to track down Strapon to inform him that Mirror Mask was here to help with hunting down the culprit of this mess. Once she found him she informed him of why Mirror was there in the first p lace. He wasn't even in his normal attire, just in his mask and a tank top with sweatpants, he was definitely here on short notice to help h is fellow angels out. "So sorry to stop you at this moment Strapon but I brought someone of use to hopefully make this go a little faster!"

OWLIE: Sneakers followed Mary while an agitated-looking Suspenders trailed be hind them. Henley decided to tag along Gloves and Sapphire Necklace. His screams/ breaths echoed throughout the halls. Cardigan went with Dzilla and Fox Stole, she giggled at Dzilla's statement. "Come on now, Dzilla, she's not ugly, in fact she looks..." Cardigan t hought of other words "...Exotic?"

BRIT: Strappon looked down at Sister Rosary with a curious expression. "I'm going straight to their office first. There's a chance they'll be there, of course." He explained. He nodded at Ballgown and Mirror Mas k, "Thank you for your assistance. We need more... Less afflicted eyes ." Gloves sneezed again, causing Strappon to flinch. He picked up a box o f tissues nearby and handed them to him, then watched as Wristband beg an to storm off. "Let's head to the office." He guided them to the main office and knocked firmly on the door, wait ing for the response. "Excuse me, madams!" He called, "We would like to have a word with you . This is incredibly important." In the meantime, Duster had approached the strange bottles by the bath and tried to see if he could read the labels. Of course, they were no t labeled at all. Of course. Cowlneck hopped off his shoulder to see i f he could find any use for them. "Maybe we can try throwing a few of these in to see if they work?" He asked, still sounding very much like a child, "Can't make you any wors e. If anything, you'll change color, or into something with thumbs." "Come on! At least one of these should say 'DRINK ME' so I could get b igger!" Cowlneck whined.

COFFIN: Mary held his teddy on his shoulder, it's glowing eyes stared at Suspe nders. Creepy. Dzilla kept walking and searching. She turned to Cardigan, "I will put it more gently. She looks like the rotted cheese of a goat." She nodd ed, accurate statement. Foxstole huffed and crossed her arms, "Says the one with yaoi hands on steroids." She laid on her hands.

VANIR: Mirror Mask nodded and left a gentle touch to Ballgowns shoulder as a signal to just go to her room and wait it out. She understood and took no time in arguing, shuffling off to the rooms. He followed Strapon w ithout question, and stood behind him patiently, listening and waiting .

SOPHIE: PTJ was lost, in plain sight the old man boy was lost. He seemed insis tent on yelling bingo while looking at an uno card he found in his poc ket to double check that it was, in fact, _"a bingo"._ He had slipped away from Pumps for what seemed like a single minute before becoming h opelessly lost again.

OSCARK9: Gloves and Sapphire turn their heads towards Henley as he approach to them. Even though Henley voice went up to eleven, Gloves is still happ y to see him join the group. "Well-Choo, come-Choo!" Gloves said, snee zing in the other direction. His head turn towards Strappon as he gave him a box of tissues, "Tha-choo, yo-OOO!" He said to Strappon, receiv ing the box, pull two tissues out, and blowing into it. Again, not too hard and trying to prevent bloody nose. Sapphire wave to Henley to as a sign of a 'Hello' with a light smile o n her face.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix was still looking around for the ladies soon finding h imself with Strappon Group and seeing Ballgown. "Miss Ballgown, it is good to see you again." Father Crucifix said to her with a smile on hi s face. Boxer was looking for Clues and Raincoat was still petting and riding Shades the Alpaca.

BUMBLER BEE: The little Sister nodded, smiling confidently. Straight, concise, to t he point! She thought, glad to have her hand held. Whatever they did t o her made it so hard to walk at a grown man's pace! "Good, I like thi s plan! We'll show them what fo-" she stopped to let Strappon speak o ut sternly, and... knock. Rosary blinked. No. No freakin' way. She stared blankly at the door, then Strappon, th en the door. "I'm going to say they're probably not in there. If they are they're senile and even more stupid than I thought. Here, I'm gonn a break it down!" she said excitedly, lifting her foot and hopping for ward in an attempt to kick it down! Strappon felt the little hand exit his and Sister Rosary land flat on the floor with a >thud!< and groan of discomfort after her foot feebly hit the wood. Dirndl nodded to Wristband's statement, cracking her knuckles and grin ning. "And so! How far to place looking in the beginning?" she asked, wondering where to search first.

KURP: "Drinking won't fix everything, Cowlneck," Shades huffed as he looked at his reflection in the water. There wasn't anything to lose... Well, more than he already lost. What could possibly go wrong? Duster's probably right. At least he may tur n into something with thumbs so he can play games and draw. He walked into the water and lied down. "Alright, well. Hit me." Sukajan was in deep thought before he snapped back into reality, reali zing he somehow lost his boy. Or. His boy had disappeared all of a sud den. He was freaking out. He held up his finger to Pumps as he went of f to find PTJ. Luna came in closer to Pumps, considering she did have the other's pho ne, and considering she'd stick with Pumps she tried to shoo off Arche r. He's a nice kid and all, but insufferable. Archer got the memo and huffed a cluck, crossing his arms as he stompe d off. Fine, he'll look for the old ugly oba-sans by himself and he'll be the hero of the day. It didn't take long until he bumped into Tuxe do Jacket who he clucked at loudly for just being in his way.

OWLIE: Henley Shirt just gave Sapphire a small smile and, waved back meekly. Cardigan snorted and burst out laughing, stopping for a split second a s she almost clapped Dzilla in the back. Suspenders averted his eyes and began sweating nervously as he saw Mar y's teddy bear bore its creepy eyes at him.

SAIYAN: TJ just jumped back at the clucking madman that was Archer. "Boy what the fuck?! Why are you clucking at me?!" he yelled. Meanwhile, Wristband stopped her march and tapped her chin. She though t about where to start their search and eventually just came up with t he idea to start looking in every room that this place had. "I guess we start our search here" She said as she whipped her arm tow ards the closest door to them, hoping that Dirndl would open it for he r.

SOPHIE: Pumps pat Luna's shoulder rather gently and tried to be re-assuring. " Hey, some of the best time spent together is in silence." She smiled, holding out her hand to the angel. "Though, when all this is said and done I'd really love to hear your voice again~" She winked with a smal l laugh. She had only seen those 2 old hags once, when she was getting the keys to her room. So she had to wrack her brain just to make sure she was looking for _them_ and say.. well, not PTJ or his brother. PTJ held up his uno card for all to see, his Duel Disk displaying the rest of his hand proudly. It was one thing to question why the boy was an old man suddenly, and where those eyeglasses he had got came from- -or even how that one wall was beating him at go fish but.. This was s omething else. He fixed his dentures in his mouth with his tongue as any old hunk of man might before going in for the sloppy, and expelled the small amoun t of air from his lungs to proudly shout ___"BINGO, DANGNABBIT!"___

COFFIN: Dzilla started laughing, her laugh was loud and full. She kicked open a door and started to look about the room. "You coulda asked me to open it ya moose!" Foxstole snapped before sha king her head. She got up and started to look around. "Hmm..any hidden passages?" She started tapping her foot about to check. Mary Jane's teddy turned it's head and hugged its owner. Mothers love was weird. "Hmmm..where would two old ladies hide their bath stuff..oo ! By the springs!" He started to make his way there. Has he forgotten he was naked? Yup. Vampire Collar was already checking the water. He figured the chemistr y minor would help him some.

BRIT: There was the sound of moving furnature on the other side of the door, like someone had been statled. "Uh, nice try, Sister." Strappon said, clearing his throat. "Someone h as to be in there..." He puffed out his chest and put on his game face. "Madams! Please, if you let us in now we won't cause you any more trou ble! I don't wish to contact the authorities!" He called in, his voice stern. "If you think drinking doesn't solve your problems, you should address my husband." Cowlneck snorted, grabbing a bottle, "Take this, heathen ." He tossed it in as hard as he could before Duster could stop him. He w as helpless to the little man.

VANIR: "I can open the door." It was more like a dull 'please let me kick dow n the door' more than a suggestion or a question. Mirror Mask was prac tically shaking with annoyance at how tedious this seemed.

KURP: Archer let out a low chirp as he pointed to his throat, hoping the guy would understand that his voice is literally fucked. Maybe he'd belie ve him if he started speaking, which he did. Actual chicken noises cam e out of his mouth as he spoke and once more crossed his arms in frust ration. Hopefully that answers the guy's questions. Luna smiled with a slight blush at Pump's words and began texting on t he phone. /"That's kind of you to say. Maybe when this all blows over, we could do some karaoke?"/ As Sukajan looked for his wizened child, he noticed Strappon and co. a t the office door. He was about to address them as Obi walked up behin d them and gasped before running away. Sukajan pointed in her directio n, calling out, "There she goes, get her before she runs away!" As the flask hit the water, he poofed. The dust settled and Shades pic ked up his hands to his face to see two hands with thumbs. He had hand s! Oh, joyous day! But his relief would not last to long as he turned around to a mirror just behind him. He was. He was an old world monkey . "Oh fuck off..."

VANIR: "Oh! UH, hello Father, its good to see you again as well. Despite the current stress put upon us at the moment." Ballgown stopped suddenly, smiling, her hair a mess and her self confidence going down a bit just for the sheer purpouse that her dress has come undone in the back and her slip on shoes have started to unstrap in her panic.

OWLIE: Sneakers looked at the Teddy, weird. He brought one of his paws up and tried to swat the teddy bear off Mary. "Uh, I don't think so," Cardigan replied, looking around, then she tri pped and accidentally touched the floor, and instantly the floor was e ncased with ice like a skating rink.

SAIYAN: Tuxedo Jacket finally got it that, yes this was in fact the illness he was afflicted with. "Well damn dude! That sucks! And I thought I had it bad. At least I ca n still talk. Anyway, any idea where those two ladies are?" he asked A rcher.

BRIT: "That would not... be necessary, Mister Mask." Strappon said, "We must be firm, but polite." Then he heard Sukajan address Obi and whipped around. He sputtered a l ittle. "Okay, that's out the window!" He called, pointing after Obi, "Break d own the door and chase the old woman!"

SOPHIE: PTJ dropped his duel deck and brought out his war trumpet and gave it a.. a very wholehearted... but weak doot-doot to indicate it was rabbi t season. That's how these things worked. In a raspy, lack luster voic e he shouted "cHARGE!", before .."running" in the complete opposite di rection of Obi.

VANIR: Mirror didnt waste time in kicking down the door in one blow, he didnt have his boots on but his sneakers did just find to send it flying. " Its open."

OMEGA: "I understand today has been Chaotic if one might put it." Father Cruc ifix said with a smile back as he looked at her. "THE OLD WOMEN IS GET TING AWAY!" He called out as he runs after Obi. Raincoat fell off of Shades because he turn into a Monkey now. Boxer was still looking for clues until he heard people shouting that the Old Lady was getting away. "Action Time!" Boxer said as he tries t o run.

VANIR: "oh jee- god da- fuck." Ballgown strapped her shoe back on, tied her d ress on tight and launched herself after the woman, keeping her eyes l ocked on the target.

OSCARK9: Ears perk up, Gloves turn towards to Obi running away and made a sicke ning angry expression. "OH NO YOU-CHOO!" Gloves shouted. Summoning his angelic wings, he flew after the lady. Quick thinking, she also summons her angelic wings and follow Gloves. "GET BACK HERE!" Sapphire shouted at Obi.

SOPHIE: Pumps nodded in response to what Luna had typed out, "I think that'd b e nice. You know, like.. Maybe an _actual_ break from all this chaos. Cuz honestly dear, you _kinda need one."_ She whispered that last part , with a somewhat saddened laugh. To say she was worried about Luna's mental well-being was the understatement of the year. Upon hearing alert of one of the two (2) old hags escaping, Pumps kind ly gestured forward and laughed. "Ladies first?"

COFFIN: Mary Janes felt the pull of his bear and he nearly hissed. He turned t o Sneakers, "Noooo. Touching her is gonna make her zap! Be careful kit ty!" He ruffled his hair. The bear just blinked and chilled. "You probably could not find it easily. This is a bath house, not a Bo nd movie." Dzilla looked down at Fox. Foxstole proceeded to bust her ass on the floor. "Fuuuck a duck!" She huffed and pretty much looked like Banbi trying to get up. Dzilla sits on her hands and lets it happen. Vampire took a blood break with his hubby.

BRIT: Duster stared blankly at the monkey that was now Shady. Cowlneck was n ow laughing harder than he ever had in his life, tears in his eyes. "Okay. So, let's try throwing things in." He said, "I don't wanna tell people I'm related to a monkey." He picked up another bottle and tossed it in, fingers crossed. As the door to the office flew off its hinges, Medallion was present t rying to pack what seemed like an obscene amount of objects into a sui tcase. She turned around and made some sort of strangled scream. She t hrew the suitcase at them and whizzed past them on... A broom.

VANIR: Mirror mask took out his sphynx, the weapon of his choice since a chil d, a puppet master he is. He threw the cat forward, attempting to catc h the witch before she got too far from him, and for extra messure ran after her.

BUMBLER BEE: Rosary sat up and rubbed her head, looking up at Strappon as the Dad v oice intensified. She sighed out softly, standing up and having to adj ust her balance. She turned just as Sukajan addressed the old broad! “ Ah! Let’s go! Wait up you old spinster!” She shouted in a cracking voi ce, picking up her robe and bolting!

SOUP-KITTY: Jong rose out of the bucket just enough to plant a kiss on his hubby's cheek before purposefully splashing himself on the flying on lady. he was now on her as he is water and therefore makes things wet. God Ble ss. "Being on a lady whos on a flying broom is kinda lit" He said. You go you funky little pregnant pile of water. Pointe's "where is PTJ" radar and the screaming of bingo led her to hi m. She took his hand and led him in the right direction.

SAIYAN: Mesh Top heard the commotion of what was going on, but couldn't summon the will power to move. Undershirt was blind, so he too just stood by and waited. Meanwhile, Wristband and Tuxedo Jacket both heard the commotion going on. "What the hell? Let's see what's going on" TJ said as he ran as best a s he could off towards the source of the sound. "Hey! That sounds like they found them! Come on Dirndl!" she said as s he flailed off to the sound,

OWLIE: Henley heard Sukajan and he immediately dashed after Obi, screaming. S neakers just looked at Mary with big eyes but he did not attempt to to uch the bear. Cardigan noticed the commotion and exited the room. ther e she saw the angels chasing the old hag.

SOPHIE: Witch hat, where ever she was, could see someone _else._ was on a broo m. ___First of all how dare they. Second of all how dare they. Third o f all, if that broom doesn't have a name, they're not real witches.___ Despite not fully being able to control her floating, she was using he r broom-scythe and wings to propel herself forward, and as if it were a match of Quidditch; she was soon flying next to Medallion. "Say! Lovely flying weather we're having hUH?" She asked, squinting he r eyes. This person was someone she'd like to know, her name was Horto n and she sees a hoe. Meanwhile, PTJ gently pat Pointe's hand and smiled. _"Aw, there you ar e sweetie. Thank you, I keep getting lost. Grandpa here needs his beng ay."_

OMEGA: Boxer the Action Figure and Raincoat the Invisible Girl run after the old lady that is dashing along with Father Crucifix. "WITCH!" Father C rucifix shouted as he points at the old ladies.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar,"You're such an adorab- JONG NO." Vampire Collar procee ded to run after his Fiji water boy. "BABY OFF THE FLYING OLD WOMAN." He grabbed the bucket. Witches? A panicking Vampire? What was this Hal loween? Mary Janes heard the screams and he fist pumped the air. "Let's go!" H e ran towards the noise and saw the woman. He grabs his phone and he T poses, flashing his light on himself. It was definitely blinding. He wiggled around to move the light. Dzilla started to run and drag Foxstole. "TO BATTLE!!!"

SOPHIE: Witch hat blinked upon hearing the first half of her name and turned t owards Crucifix and she pointed at herself, mouthing, but not saying t he words, _"Who, Me?"_ , despite being in the middle of a rather impor tant chase.

OMEGA: "No them!" Father Crucifix answer as he points to the Old Ladies.

BUMBLER BEE: Dirndl nodded to her companion, going to open the door to help the spa ghetti woman; when she heard the commotion too! She growled under her breath, following at a safe distance behind Wristy in a flat out run! “End the going, mal-meaning aged woman!” She ordered, frowning.

KURP: Archer couldn't even had a cluck in edgewise before TJ ran off to go a fter the old lady. Oh no, this guy wasn't going to take his spot light . Running after TJ, he saw one of the old biddies, Obi, run past them. He nearly lunged at her before covering his ears from Henley's...scre am breathing? God only knows. Luna smiled at Pumps, nodding. Though it seems that the old ladies wer e of priority right now. With little hesitation, she took off her name sake and launched her summoned lance at Medallion who just whizzed pas t them. If these were the Olympics, she would of gotten gold from both her form and throw, but it wasn't enough to land the hit on the old h ag. Once again, Shades poofed and it seemed like he was gone until he walk ed a little forward from the water. Turns out he's now a turtle.

OWLIE: Sneakers hissed as he chased Medallion. Henley ran faster, his scream breaths are getting louder and louder as the adrenaline kicked in.

SOUP-KITTY: Pointe's head snapped around 180 degrees when she heard "witch" being shouted "I HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT, AND DIDN T THINK THAT I WOULD HE AR IT- oh he meant the old ladies." Her strobelight body was strobing to the beat of hollaback girl.

BRIT: "Well, shit." Duster whispered, grabbing another bottle. Before he cou ld throw it in, Cowlneck kicked two in at once. "Faster, damn you! We should find something quicker!" He yelled, "If w e find the one that makes him bigger, I'll benefit from it, too!" Medallion, now wet with pregnant sentient water and being pursued by a witch, screeched to a stop and rammed through the crowd again in the opposite direction. "Take that, you fools!" She cackled. Suddenly, the bright child caused her to become slightly blind and she veered down another hallway scre aming.

SOPHIE: Somewhere deep in the void, Flatcap blinked.

COFFIN: "HECK YEAH I DID THAT!!" Mary Janes ran after the witch," C'MON CLUB K IDS GUY AND MR KITTY!!" Vampire Collar terminator ran after the old lady. No body takes his fi ance and his kids. His flaming hair lit the way. "VINO ÎNAPOI AICI!!!" Dzilla screamed and chased after the group. Foxstole ran and threw her heels at the old lady's broom ,"TAKE MY GUC CI BITCHLET"

OWLIE: Suspenders roared like a goddamn T-rex as he, Sneakers that giant cat and Mary the gay tin man chased the witch

SOUP-KITTY: Jong, taking things into his own hands for the sake of being helpful, decided to try and shock the old lady into stopping. So he did what wa ter does, and he covered her face so it was pretty much submerged in w ater. Pointe had PTJ sit in a corner with her. Cant risk him getting hurt! S he- as the kids say- protecc.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix, Boxer, and Raincoat were still chasing the Witches.

OSCARK9: Gloves and Sapphire were still chasing Obi in mid-air and MAN SHE'S FA ST!

SOPHIE: Pumps blinked, still giving Luna a golfclap in appreciation of such an amazing toss. That form.. Simply stunning, awe inspiring. But alas, a ppreciating the giant woman's body would have to wait. She stared as t he 'Witch'.. _what a waste of the word on such a prune. Her mom was mo re of a witch with just her pinkie toe than this lady was in her entir e being. Whatever the fuck that meant._ --SHE STARED AS THE WITCH, Ch anged directions before heading down a hall nearby. Witch hat, almost struck by Luna's weapon, had swiftly changed directi ons, grabbing it on the way back while flying after that darned hag. A s she passed by Luna, she came to a quick stop, trying to keep herself at a reasonable... Floating height, handing the weapon back to her fr iend. "Here ya go!" She whispered before darting off after the WANNA-B E. Well that was.. convenient. "Ok think, uh-" Pumps mumbled, whirling up some air beneath her feat and letting a tiny fist pump escape from he r excitement. YAAS BITCH SHE WAS FLOATIN. She repeated the action and raised Luna with her before remembering the fact that angels, in fact, have wings. Oh well. She felt cool. Deciding against verbal confirmation since only one of them could supp ly that at the moment, Pumps nodded off towards the old ladies and gri nned, lunging herself forward through the hallway with her wind-based magic. She had slid off her headphones from around her neck and started to sp in them around like a lasso to the side, prepping to YEET em at SOME O LD FOLK. Shit only costed 8 dollars at least, She could get a new pair sometime later.

SOPHIE: PTJ quietly pulled out a bag of Werthers Originals from his pocket and held some out to Pointe before grimacing. _"Where the hell did these come from."_

SAIYAN: With the chase a foot, both Tuxedo Jacket and Wristband chased the wit ches around the complex. "Come one Dirndl! We gotta catch them!" Wristband said as she ran afte r them.

COFFIN: Mary Janes ran after the wicked witch of the wet. "COME BACK HERE W-__ WITH MY BROTHER__" Someone's disco balls dropped. Vampire Collar kept up his speed and he took out his lycans. The boy w as not fucking around. Dzilla clicked curses in her native tongue as her hands slammed into t hings behind her. Foxstole took out her weapon. /Not in her swamp./

KURP: Sukajan had been giving chase to Obi himself who had acquire a broom o f her own to zoom around the onsen. At this point he'd given up, remem bering that he's yet to locate PTJ on his own. Luna had just noticed what Pumps was trying to achieve, giving the oth er a small smile before she grabbed Pump's waist and summoned her wing s. Using the wind magic as a thruster of sorts, she sped past Witch Ha t and locked on to Medallion, readying her lance. As that was happening, Obi was cackling as she left her chases in the dust. She was looking behind her, not where she was going and because of it, she intercepted with and slammed into her twin, Medallion. The force caused the two to fuse, spinning around a little as they now app eared as a singular entity. A shapely, younger woman with huge bodonke rs. I'm talking some huge, humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. The sudden transformation cause Luna to hit breaks on her wings, crash ing into some furniture just out of shot. The first flask went into the tub and Shades, this time, turned into a bird who felt compelled to fight his own reflection. He was about to throw down until the second flask went in which made him grow bigger. Now this was a predicament.

BRIT: Duster immediately threw another flask into the water to stop Shades' growth. "No, no property damage!" He yelled, "NO." Cowlneck screamed as the vial hit the water before he had time to reac t. "YOU FOOL. THAT WOULD HAVE FIXED ME!" He screeched. "That would have made you more of a problem." Duster said offhandedly. Strappon skid to a stop to see the fusion with mouth agape. "S-sister, do you... See this?" He asked to the nearest person to him, Rosary.

OMEGA: Boxer and Father Crucifix stopped as they looked at the women with hug e bodonkers. Raincoat who was invisible keep running at the Witch and jumped at her to grapple them. "I GOTCHA YOU!" Raincoat shouted as tri es to hold her down.

COFFIN: /Dzilla throws a fucking sofa./ Mary Janes screams,"NANA NOT THE SOFA COME ON!!" Foxstole taps out and pants, she just uses her wings to get closer. Vampire Collar was fucking ghost rider and he hopped onto the couch fl inging seven foot woman. Name a better duo, he'll wait.

OSCARK9: Gloves and Sapphire hit their breaks mid-air to see the two old ladies fuse into one shapely, younger woman with huge bodonkers. It made the ir jaw drop, and Gloves snot turn from once a clear snot, into a red t hick blood.

SAIYAN: Wristband and Tuxedo Jacket both arrived together and saw that the two old ladies from before had somehow fused together into one younger wo man. "Okay this has to be some sort of fetish" Wristband said as she watche d bewildered at what had just transpired. "That makes no sense how could she be younger?" TJ said

SOUP-KITTY: Jong was caught in the middle of this fusion and was kinda confused. S till, he's keeping up them drowning efforts. Those tiddies didnt matte r to him, even if they were big. He had a pair of his own, the only di fference being he didnt want to have them, but thats besides the point . Jong was tired of tiddy. "Yo what the fuc k? this is just a cheap ta ctic to make weak old ladies stronger." He went back to trying to stop the fusion by drowning. Pointe took a candy and placed a kiss gently on top of PTJ's head. She then decided to pull out her starfury, set it on fire, and charged at the fusion. she strobed the whole way there.

COFFIN: Mary Janes proceeded to punch the powdered milk sack.

OWLIE: "What the fuck?" Cardigan said, she stopped next to Sneakers the giant cat. Suspenders just grunted and rolled his eye. Henley let out a hig h pitched scream as he stopped running, looking at the fusion.

KURP: Shades vision was blurred as he transformed into another animal. As hi s vision focused, he saw the vague shape of his first form and nearly cheered before realizing that he wasn't exactly the same. "YEAH I'M BACK TO- Wait. NO I'M NOT! I'm a llama!" "What's the fucking difference?" Cowlneck asked, more or less a little /salty/ that his only cure was used up. "This." Shades spat at Cowlneck, basically plastering the small man to the wal l of the shelf. Off in another part of the building, Gogo finally resurfaced looking m ore refreshed and peppier than they were in the morning. "I do say, I gotta thank you for the meal, dear."

SOPHIE: You know, despite the current situation with . well. Some massive bado nkarahoogaloogs being forged out of two old women. Pumps was dealing w ith a badonker problem of her own. After the rather abrupt crash, she found her head wedged in between her friend's... serious honkers. Not that she would have minded, but to her dismay, 1) they were still in t he middle of a fight against some tit lady, and 2) Well, they weren't quite at a point in their friendship where this would be acceptable. P umps simply raised her hand in the air and gave a thumbs up to indicat e she was alive at least, though not for long if she had to stay in th is position. _2 chicks, chillin in a bath house, 1 milometer apart and they're not gay. Yet._

BRIT: Despite the blatant attempt to suffocate her, the fusion shook the wat erboy and The Invisible Girl off in a struggle. She saw all the people around her and grimaced. "Shit, let's get out of here!" She said, making her way out of the are a as fast as possible. "After... Them!" Strappon demanded, "Whatever just happened! Don't let them get away!" The fusion lady went jetting into the nearest way out- which happened to be the bath house. Duster looked up from his concentrated furrow to see a large woman wit h enormous... tracts of land. He screamed, and it was the least manly thing he'd done in his life. He sounded like a little girl. The scream shocked the fusion lady, causing them to scream, too.

OSCARK9: Snapping back into reality, Gloves and Sapphire chase after the fusion woman once again in mid-air.

SAIYAN: Tuxedo Jacket looked as the woman ran off to the bath house. "YOU WONT GET AWAY FROM ME! Come on Archer!" Tuxedo yelled as he ran o ff after the witch again. "Yeah let's go Dirndl!" Wristband yelled, following TJ's lead.

EMI: Elsewhere, Dermal and Gogo emerged from a closet, one looking satisfie d and licking their lips and the other limping. "Well, I'm up for a good soak now that we got that out of our system.. ." Dermal managed to say, rubbing his behind gently. The two entered t he bathhouse only to be greeted by a banshee-like scream and a large o ld woman with humongous bazongongalas drooping down to her toes. Dermal then looked only more exhausted. "I hate Angels."

OMEGA: Boxer and Father Crucifix shake their heads and run after the fusion. Raincoat ran after the lady too.

SOPHIE: Witch hat blinked. Those were some serious bohongalogadonkeramungos. A fter collecting herself, she tightened her grip on her broom and soare d after the fusion. ___"HEY--UHM"___ she paused, keeping pace next to the giant woman. ___ "I'd understand if there was a misunderstanding but mam..s.. I'm real sick and tired of floaTING?"___ She blurted out, using her wings to pu sh herself back down. Lord she was out in the open. Next thing you kno w she'd be in the stratosphere if she wasn't careful.

COFFIN: Vampire Collar tried to skid to a stop but momentum said fuck your chi cken strips so he ran right into the wall. Mary Janes screamed like the little man he was and it was horrifying. He turned on his teddy tazer and dipped her into the water. "I AM PIKA BOO!!" Pray for this boy. Dzilla screamed and managed to throw on of her axes. Foxstole held a f ew an started to throw them too.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong, being fucking pissed that he was shooken off, darted off directl y into more water. He was done with this bullshit. Suddenly all the wa ter from the bathouse had become part of his body, and there he was, a big ol water boy. You know he had to do it to em. He stood in front o f the fusion, he looked kinda angry tbh. He noticed mary dipping the t eddy tazer in water. "HEY MARY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LIKE, TURN THAT TA ZER ON AND THROW IT INSIDE ME?" Pointe threw Starfury at the fusion's butt.

KURP: Luna gasped as she got up, not really paying any mind to the poor sap between her own cleavage. Sitting up Pumps, she tore off her heels and caught up with the rest of the group. Shades screamed as well mostly because others were also screaming. Hap pens when your anxiety is through the roof. In his panic, Shades went in and grabbed a vial of his own and threw it at the screaming lady. As the vial came into contact with them, their shapely form poofed, un fusing them and turning them into a pair of flamingos. Well. They're t echnically still a pair of tits. Their sudden form shift helped them a void Starfury. With this, they ran out of the room, past dumbfounded Heavenbents. Or that would of been the case if they actually weren't running around in circles from utter confusion.

KURP: Also Archer's basically being choked as he's being dragged around Tuxe do Jacket.

BRIT: The idea struck Duster to continue to throw vials at the two old birds . He began throwing them with wreckless abandon, each one that made co ntact with them turned them into a different form. "Everyone, start throwing these at them!" He called, "Block them off!" "S-stop that!! Those are not toys!" Medallion squawked, skidding to a stop and barely evading being caught by Strappon who had lept to hold her down, "They were hard to make!!"

COFFIN: "JEAN THONG DE'NIM YOU ARE NOT FRYING OUR CHILDREN." Vampire Collar ye lled as he peeled himself from the wall. Mary Janes shrugs," OKEY DOKEY SMOKEY!" He turns on the tazer and he t hrow it into his brother. Vamp's soul /leaves./ Dzilla stared up at Jong and blinked. "Huh."

OMEGA: Boxer, Raincoat, and Father Crucifix started to throw vials at them.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong literally grabs the gosh darned flamingos and hopefully stuns the m.

SOPHIE: Pumps slowly stood to her feet, still a bit dazed from how much tit sh e just experienced in the past minute. Stumbling around, she picked up a couple vials and carefully hucked them at the two twins. Lord knows she didnt want any of this getting on her. She was PURE. Meanwhile, witch hat simply waved at JONGO.

SAIYAN: Tuxedo Jacket and Wristband didn't waste any time. Wristband whipped a bunch at them, while Tuxedo Jacket used his giant fucking hand to gra b like 50 at once and just chucked them at the lady. "Take this you old hags turned hot!" He yelled at them.

KURP: "They also costed us a fortune, STOP IT!!" Obi shrieked as she went fr om a flamingo to a cat with two small horns protruding from her head. "Oh no!" She squeaked before covering her mouth quickly, "Wait, is th at /my voice/? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA." She was pelted with more potions which turned her into different other animals before she simply flopped to the ground as a tired, horned pi glet.

OWLIE: "Then fucking fix us, you hags," Cardigan said, she chucked a frozen s olid vial at one of the ladies. Sneakers hissed at Medallion, his claw s were exposed. Henley must've been the only one left screaming, not t hat he can help it.

OSCARK9: Gloves and Sapphire snap their heads at Duster to hear his voice. Nodd ing and turn quickly towards some vases, they began to throw at the tw o old woman with no holding back. "YEAH!" They say, agreeing with Cardigan.

BRIT: Medallion screeched as she was hit by another vial and turned into a k iwi as she was grappled by Jong. Jong would then be hit by the same vi al and also be turned into a kiwi. She managed to patter away, evading many of the potions as she was now quite small. She cackled loudly as she sped past the Heavenebents who tried to capture her.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong is now a kiwi. Pointe picked up starfury and chiffon- I mean jong , and put him on her head. There was now a strobelight teen with a kiw i on her head waving a big sword trying to catch another kiwi. Jong cr ies.

SOPHIE: Scrunchy, A horse headed freak, wasn't quite feeling right. Not knowin g where she herself even was, she watched a kiwi bird totter past her. Without thinking twice, she reached in her pocket and pulled out a sc runchy, turning it into a slingshot and taking aim. In the back of her head she wanted to believe this was wrong but.. _it felt so right._

COFFIN: Vampire Collar was currently passed out on the ground, his hair was pr obably lighting things on fire. Probably. Mary done yeeted his soul. Mary Janes ran up to Pointe, unintentionally spreading the strobe ligh ts. "Jong!!" He grabbed his teddy and he ran at the lady screaming. Dzilla was just proud of her boy. Fox wanted death.

BRIT: Scrunchy's aim was awful, but somehow. /Somehow/ it hit the kiwi-Medal lion and caused her to fly into the air. She was then pelted with seve ral potions midair, and flopped to the ground as a large snake. The snake frantically attempted to slither away, but was suddenly pile d on by Jacket, who had been behind Scrunchy, and wrassled into submis sion. Tied into a knot. "GREAT LEVIATHAN, UNHAND ME YOU GRUBBY CHILD!" Came the voice of not M edallion, but another rather familiar demon voice.

BRIT: "Wow, either you added some years on you... Or you ain't no old lady." Jacket said, holding the now knotted snake away from himself. The kno t just hung limp and tired with a heavy sigh. "That voice is familiar." Duster said, turning to Shades, "Isn't that your friend's husband?"

OMEGA: "Leviathan..." Father Crucifix said as he stopped throwing vials at th e witches. "Their Demons or Witches that worship the Snake of Envy!" H e said as he points at them. Boxer and Raincoat look at the watches ke eping their eyes on them.

SOPHIE: Scrunchy stared at the snake and slowly raised her slingshot again, in case they were bout to start shit.

SAIYAN: Undershirt and Mesh Top managed to find their way to where the two old ladies were tied up, while Tuxedo Jacket and Wristband panted a bit a t the exertion it took to chase these two down. "Jesus, that took so much effort" Tuxedo Jacket said as he wiped the s weat from his brow with his giant hand.

OSCARK9: Gloves and Sapphire flew down with the rest of the dang while summonin g their holy namesakes out.

OWLIE: "Calm the hell down, preacher man" Cardigan said, eyeing the snake. Sn eakers curled up in a corner and took a nap. Henley was still screamin g and Suspenders looked at the other angels and heavenbent humans with confusion,

COFFIN: Mary Janes looked at Father Crucifix like /bitch/, "You just made that up my dude snakes are cool." He cranked up his teddy and sat next to Sneakers. Vampire Collar came to and he walked over to Pointe. He took his fianc e and he blinked, did he nearly pee himself? Maybe. Was he scared? Nah . Upset? Maybe. Dzilla cracks her giant knuckles.

KURP: The pig-Obi snapped as soon as she heard Medallion's voice shift, "YOU IDIOT, YOU BLEW OUR COVER-" She, or rather he, shut his yap up as soo n as his actual voice came back. Luna came in to apprehend the piglet, sitting him up in her arms to wh ich he tried to wiggle out of before tiring himself. But now he had the high ground from his snake friend. "This is why mom doesn't fuCKING LOVE YOU." Shades stared at the snake, then slowly approached him. "Oh hi, Amulet. How's your sex life?"

SAIYAN: Undershirt moved in a way that conveyed surprise because, let's favce it, he wasn't able to see anything but blue hair. "Wait you know this guy?" He asked Shady.

OMEGA: "Leviathan is one of the Angels that fallen from Grace. Read the Bible sometimes." Father Crucifix said as he looked at Mary. "Also, snakes aren't cool." He said as he looks back at the demons getting his Holy Water ready.

KURP: "He's my friend's husband. A, uh, rather colorful individual," he said . "I take it the kids are good? Job doing okay? Going out often with you r husband?"

COFFIN: Mary blinks, "The only thing I read is people." Said the gay tin man.

BRIT: "What a rude little piglet." Amulet hissed at the other demon. He look ed at Shades with the least amused face a snake could muster. Duster took him from Jacket before he could hurt himself, his grip was bone-breakingly strong. It made Amulet scrunch up further into more o f a hanging ball of scales. His face was barely sticking out. "Putmedown." He said quickly.

EMI: "She doesn't love any of us." Dermal replied flatly. He walked over to the group, attempting to conceal his limp, finally deciding to be soc ial. "Well, at least we found out why this whole thing turned into a shit s how. I'm glad I lost my appetite yesterday."

OMEGA: "Shade, why are you talking to the enemy?" Father Crucifix ask as he l ooked at Shade and walked up to the demons. "Now then, tell us how to turn the angel back or get splash with Holy Water." He said as he got his flash of holy water out ready to splash.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong hops up and starts pecking crucifix's head angrily with each angr y peck the words "cease" could be heard. Pointe patted Vamp on the back "dont worry so much, Jong seems to be o kay. I mean, look at that dork." Pointe pointed at Jong.

BRIT: "Holy water doesn't effect us, you daft idiot." Amulet snorted, "If yo u're so against demons maybe you shouldn't be accepting passes from si nners." Strappon sighed deeply, approaching the set of demons among his Angels with his hands on his hips. "Well, that explains everything." He said, "Now reverse these terrible effects or we'll find better uses for these forms of yours." "Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough!" Jacket chirped.

SOPHIE: Scrunchy stared at Jacket and simply placed hands over her unicorn hor n in fear.

SAIYAN: Mesh Top looked at the pig and couldn't help herself from drooling a b it. It had been a long while since she's eaten and pork sounded really good right now. "Hey, how about we have a pig roast tonight? Sound good to anyone else ?" she asked the crowd.

OWLIE: "Well shit, even I'm not that brave," Cardigan muttered.

COFFIN: Lava boy exhaled, "I can't help it...god that's really cute.." He shoo k his head and pet the small fluff ball he called a fiance. "I recall my cousin lost a small piglet in his anal cavity." Vamp stated matter- of-factly. Mary blinked, "What's a dildo?" He turned to kitty. Dzilla blonked. "What is do dil?" Foxstole started losing her shit.

OSCARK9: "I'll use my-Choo! Pyroman-Choo! For-Choo! That-CHOO!" Gloves said, sn eezing bloody snots as he ignit his gauntlets on fire. "Hold him down! "

KURP: Mesh Top's words clearly distressed the piglet who started squealing a nd wiggling around in Luna's arm. She had an iron grip on him, clearly not letting go. "Okay, okay! FINE. We'll revert you pathetic lot back. Just promise th at nothing will befall us." "Yeah, you better," said Gogo, coming into the room, "This tongue is n ice and all, but I keep biting myself a bit too much."

OWLIE: Sneakers just slept through the clamoring of the angels and heavenbent s, he purred softly and brushed his tail against Mary Janes.

COFFIN: Mary Janes shrugged and shut off his teddy. He plopped against the gia nt cat boy and hugged him close. He was out.

BRIT: "Also as payment, we will enjoy the rest of this vacation here /undist urbed/." Strappon snorted, "Miss Pleats spent the money to send us her e, it's not fair she would have to pay for this." "Please, for the love of God, just turn us back." Duster pleaded, "I'v e almost crushed by ex-boyfriend twice." "Okay! FINE." Amulet hissed. Duster set him down and Amulet managed to change himself back to... Hi mself. He shook off and smoothed his hair back. He moved his hands in some way and the room was shrouded in a thick mist. When the mist cleared, everyone had resumed their normal forms! No wei rd forms, no strange voices, just normal! But Amulet and Sash had disappeared.

SOPHIE: Witch hat abruptly fell from the ceiling.

OMEGA: "Yay! I'm no longer a Action Figure!" Boxer cheered as he wasn't plast ic anymore. "Awwww I'm not invisible anymore." Raincoat cried as she l iked being invisible for the part of this vacation.

OWLIE: Sneakers woke up from his nap and found Mary Janes hugging him, which would normally not bother him but the boy was nAKED. "Uhh... M-Mary?" Sneakers said, blushing as he poked the other boy's f ace. "Oh.. Fuck, my throat hurts," Henley said, his voice hoarse. "Oh thank god," Cardigan said, sighing with relief.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong who had been standing on Father Crucifix's head, landed on him p much. He was a full sized boy again. And not chiffon. Lit. But ouch. Pointe stopped being the captain of the elderly police strobe light un it. She quickly ran to find PTJ after excusing herself.

OSCARK9: Gloves bloody nose ain't running no more and Sapphire once slimy skin ain't slimy no more, especially no falling down. Both of them was smil ing brightly at each other, "YAHOO! WE'RE BACK!" Gloves said, feeling energies and healthy again.

OMEGA: "ARGH!" Father Crucifix cried out as Jong was now on his Head. "GET OF F MY HEAD!" He shouted at Jong as he was on his head.

SOPHIE: Well. He at least didn't look completely like an old geezer but his mi nd was clear again. Though he looked more like a man in their mid 50's . Hey just sighed to himself and mumbled, _"There goes that senior cit izen discount at the movies."_

SAIYAN: Mesh Top felt her figure fill back out to her normal size. She smiled as she began to run her hands over her curves to make sure it was real ly happening. "Haha! I'm back to normal!" Mesh Top said with uncharacteristic excite ment in her voice. Wristband and Tuxedo Jacket both smiled as they felt their arms go bac k to normal and Undershirt sighed in relief as he felt his hair recede and stand back up in his normal spikes.

KURP: Luna noticed that the piglet was now gone from her hands, "That wasn't a very smooth disappearing act," she said, happy her voice was now... normal, "The guy literally yanked the pig out of my hands..." Shades was dazed as he clung behind Cowlneck, using him as cover. The man was naked as well. Archer was practically yelling now that his voice was back, cursing at Tuxedo Jacket for the 'horrible' treatment. Sukajan had appeared tardy to the party, but he was fine as well despi te not being in the room. Perhaps Amulet did him a solid considering S hades knows where the demon lived. He saw that Shades was back to norm al, but lacked clothes. Oh bother. Kindly shoving Cowlneck to the side, Sukajan wrapped his namesake arou nd Shades' waist to cover his privates. "We're not staying here, we're going home, okay?" To which Shades nodded as he was escorted back to his room. Haberdasher finally came out of hiding. He was okay.

COFFIN: Mary Janes woke up to the pokes and he blinked slowly. "Huh..? Sneaky why are you poking me? Where did the cat-" He sits up and sees that he 's naked. He screeches and he uses the teddy to cover himself. His fac e was beet red at this point. "ohmygodohmygod" Vampire Collar sighed happily as his hair was no longer flaming. He ki cked father aside and hugged his preg baby. "Imsohappyyourenotabird." Foxstole looked at herself in the mirror,"I'M FUCKABLE AGAIN!!!" Dzilla looks at her hands and shrugs.

SOUP-KITTY: Jong stood up, his legs very wobbly as he wasnt really used to walking again entirely, but he held on for dear life to Vamp. He buried his f ace in his fiance's neck, and spoke softly. "Im sorry.."

OMEGA: "That's Alright." Father Crucifix said as he dust himself off and got up from the ground.

BRIT: "That's debatable!" Jacket yelled over to Fox Stole. Rude. He turned to Scrunchy and immediately mooshed her face with his hands. "Hey! You got a baby face again!" He said, rubbing her cheeks more. Cowlneck was hugging himself. He was so happy to be normal-sized, and was then shoved by Sukajan. "Fuck you." He snorted, "I'm going to enjoy myself while I'm still her e." He stormed over to the bath and stopped himself. "WAIT THIS WATER IS CONTAMINATED." He announced. "Well... I guess we'll have to have a relaxing day at the Abbey, then. Let's get some rest and maybe we can compile a party there." Strappon laughed, "Sleep would be an excellent idea right now."

OWLIE: "Uh... I'm the cat, Mary," Sneakers said sheepishly. Suspenders ran up to them and help both of them stand up.

SOUP-KITTY: "not at you." Jong snapped. his head turning all the way around like a n owl, clearly pissed that the intimate moment with his beloved was in terrupted. Jong hissed audibly.

OMEGA: "Rude..." Father Crucifix muttered as he walks over to Raincoat and Bo xer. "I'm glad you too are back to normal." He said as he hugs them. B oxer and Raincoat hug back as they smile.

KURP: From the wreckage of the room where Luna and Pumps crash landed, Leon "Leon" Leonhart sprang out. His breathing was labored and was bent on finding the Angels. He opened the door to the bath house and pointed a t them. "/YOU/." He said, in a strained, yet gruff voice. "THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS /DO/. THIS PLACE IS RUINED! I WAS ENJOYING MY V ACATION."

COFFIN: Vampire Collar pet Jong's hair, he was happy his baby was alright. Vam pire Collar stared daggers at Crucifix. "/Sufla pe un pula si mor/" He kissed his baby. Mary Janes hid his face,"Oh my god I was kissing you." He stood and he ld the bear against him. Foxsole blinked. "Okay he's cute." Dzilla just shrugged, "Meh."

SOPHIE: Scrunchy laughed, hugging her best friend and giving him a tiny kiss o n the cheek. "What a relief!" She sighed, before double taking. _"What changed about you anyways?"_ Pumps just looked back, wide eyed, to see a man under where she and Lu na had been a brief time earlier. "Aw shit-hey man I'm sorry-"

BRIT: "You know, I just don't know." Jacket sighed, "Ah, well. Wish I had a horse ass. Then we coulda make a whole unicorn!" "Simple." Duster said. He put his hand over his mouth, surprised by hi s once-again adult voice. "Well, I guess everything is back to normal. Thank God."

KURP: "DON'T. TOUCH." Leon yelled out as Pumps tried to talk to him.

OMEGA: Father Crucifix was having his family hug with Boxer and Raincoat.

OWLIE: "Yeah, you did," Suspenders huffed, Sneakers just gave his friend a so ft smile, even though his face was red with embarrassment. Cardigan fi shed her phone out of the pocket of her robe and grimaced when she saw she had 15 missed calls from Monocle. Shit.

COFFIN: Mary Janes raised a puppy brow. "And who the neck are you?" He squinte d.

OSCARK9: Gloves turn to the angry Leon, "If I could say a few words as a Virtue Angel, I would like to state that we got Sid-effect by the old maiden s, which turns out they where witches, then in actuality, they were d emons in disguise. We stop them in a cause of large property damage, t he demons turns our Sid-effects back to normal, gone, and we're going back at the abbey." Gloves said. "We're sorry if your vacation's ruin, but if you like, you can come to our Abbey for another relaxation par ty?" He question him. "I'll start a BBQ."

SOPHIE: Pumps just placed a hand on Gloves' shoulder and pulled him back. "Hey -man-maybe we shouldnt poke the bear ay?" she blinked, after already b eing snapped at.

KURP: Leon stared angrily at Gloves, shoving the guy as he walked between bo th him and Pumps. "I'm booking out."

OWLIE: "I'm Suspenders," He said, grinning at Mary Janes, putting an arm arou nd Sneakers' shoulders "I'm Sneakers' boyfriend." "No you're not," Sneakers said flatly "_Not yet~_" Suspenders replied

OSCARK9: Gloves turns to Pumps with a curious look, "I'm just trying to be nice ." He told her. Waiting for a response, Leon shove him and Pumps and i t made him frown as he left. "Aww."

SOPHIE: Pumps just firmly pat Gloves' shoulder. And that's what disappointment feels like right there. Welcome to the club.

OMEGA: Boxer gets out of the hug and hugs Sneakers. "HERE IS UNCLE BOXER!" Bo xer said as he hugs Sneakers with a big smile on his face. Raincoat an d Father Crucifix chuckle as they saw Boxer do that.

SOUP-KITTY: Pointe couldnt find ptj, and walks up to raincoat, pulls her close, di ps her and kisses her passionately. She then drops her. "Nope still no t gay."

COFFIN: Mary Janes cracks up,"You? Seriously? That's cute. I know Sneakers has way better taste." He stuck out his tongue.

OMEGA: Raincoat was surprise by the passionate kiss then she was on the groun d. "You alright..." Father Crucifix ask as he looked at her. "I think i might be Bisexual." Raincoat said as she blushes on the ground.

OWLIE: "_Íosa Críost_...!" Sneakers yelped at the sudden contact from Boxer. Suspenders glared at Mary Janes, for once he's at loss for words.

OMEGA: "I missed you little guy!" Boxer said as he hugs Sneakers tighter to t he point he was squeezing air out of him. Strong Hug.

SOUP-KITTY: Summer shows up, a day late, with starbucks. "Did I miss anything?"

Thanks to the work of the Angels, the Onsen was returned to normal and b ack in running order by the end of the night. They were invited to stay, but ultimately ended up crashing back at the Abbey and having a big par ty the next day. There may or may not have been a pig roast. And so, the Angels have finally had a restful couple of days. However, s omething sinister hangs in the air as their reputation continued to be s landered on television and the string of missing persons coming to light more and more every day. Will the Angels get to have another restful day?

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