#he just looks masive

[im-getting-help]

I refuse to hide this masterpiece.

[mxdarling]

[brainrot]

food for thought but how about a coffee shop au except it's about to go into bankruptcy because of the lack of revenue the business is making (hence why you're the only working employee at the shop, also for the plot).

As you're about to finish your last shift for today, a customer comes in, and omg its topaz. part of the top 10 students in the IPC and is a member of the council, the tenstonehearts (yeah its also a fucking university/college au HAH!) and oh lord is she beautiful. (not so) plot twist, you have a tinsy tiny crush on her, which makes it even harder on you to focus on typing in her order because she's so up close??? why is she leaning on the counter, why is she low-key giving you the bedroom eyes, why did she leave such a massive tip after getting her order, and did- did she just winked at you??? someone get the ambulance please...

next few weeks, topaz always comes back for her usual order (also comes back to make you flustered by being so nice and kind to you??what???) until she doesn't show up in her usual time but rather a blonde haired man walks in. ofc you knew that was, it was aventurine, who's also part of the top 10 students in the IPC and part of the council, the tenstonehearts, he looks around the cafe, mumbles something along the lines of "so this is where topaz has been going to nowadays..." and then turns to you with that signature smile of his, telling you his order.

okay, you werent the biggest fna of aventurine but you couldn't deny the charm his flamboyant personality had on you yet somehow something inside of you felt the need to built wall around him, he left a massive tip (even more masive than the ones topaz usually gives) and just as he's about to leave, a familiar face comes rushing into the cafe, and wouldn't you know, its topaz! cue the tension slipping in because the air in the cafe suddenly became so heavy. you could see that they were talking, but their gaze towards each other was anything but pleasent. then aventurine left, leaving you and topaz alone, she warns you about him and stuff, planting a kiss on the back of palm as a way to "protect you" from him.

(you fucking shortcircuied because THE topaz just kissed you on the hand??? WHAT???)

so then the next few weeks, it's been alternating between topaz and aventurine on who could flirt with you better, no joke, they want you so bad its crazy!!! trying to one up another by leaving a bigger tip than the other, they're literally the sole reasons why the cafe is still up and running, which leads them to their next competition. whoever contributed the highest amount of money towards the cafe gets to keep you!! do you consent? no really, is it entertaining watching them try to duke it out with one another? incredibly so, would you say you hate the attention that has been brought upon you by two top students of the IPC? nope, in fact you enjoy every bit of attention they gave you (bcs you're desperate for it).

by the end of the month, the person with the highest contribution was...

neither of them...

both had somehow contributed the same amount by the end of the month, which leaves it at a tie but.. they aren't gonna accept a tie, so they turn to you for answers...

[quilly72]

"brooke"

"Brooke get over here" her friend motioned as she saw a group of cute boys start a conversation with her friend. Not intent on being left out brooke made her way through the crowd. Pushing up and around as she fett several arms and bodies jump and press back into her. The crowds thick waves pushing her to and thro as she sneaked through the movement.

Just as she made her way out one of the men suddenly turned. A needle barely poking through the fabric stabbing into her shoulder as she yelped. "Hey watch it" she went to yell as the backpack pushed further in. Brooke quickly lost sight of him as she wiped her arm. Flicking off the slimy secretion left behind as she held back a gag.

Brooke turned to finally make her way to her friend. The group already in deep discussion as she tried to jump in. Making a couple of comments to not get left behind and make her presence known. The guy to her right chuckling as they made eye contact. He was kind of cute and tall. His tall stature in great contrast to her tiny frame.

Brooke purred the more she thought about it. Her body already heating up and getting hotter. Actually she was getting really hot. Brooke exhaled as she felt her skin blush. Why was she so hot. She tried to fan herself as she readjusted her bra. Her clothes felt tight and constraining. Her head grew dizzy as Brooke tried to keep her cool. Brushing off the few curious glances as she whimpered under her breath. Her skin flushing red as if waves of heat were rolling over her skin.

She couldn't hold it back anymore she let out a slight moan as she closed her eyes

Her skin rubbed and heated up as she tried to pretend like she didn't do anything. Some of the group turned towards her as she continued on and kept the conversation going.

As soon as they turned their heads away she checked herself out. What was wrong with her and why was she still so hot and "WHAT THE FUCK" She muttered as she stared down. The change wasn't super obvious to anyone but brooke but her tits were definitely bigger. Slightly pushing over her bra and digging into her shoulders. She felt raw heat emanating from them as she slightly cupped them. Holding back a moan as she nearly collapsed. The pleasure emanating out into her body as she removed her hands.

Her mind started to cloud with impure thoughts as she tried to refocus. Her friends were talking about going to a hotel room. She didn't want to be left out from this. And she definitely didn't want to end up with the guy no one else wanted. She opened her mouth to rejoin and maybe regain some integrity as she gasped.

Her body heating up as her tits jutted forward. Her body strained as she looked over to the guy next to her. Wait wasn't he taller just a moment ago he stood a full foot above her. Now her head rested just below his. Her body swayed with dizziness as she heard one of her friends scream after turning towards her.

"BROOKE YOURE FUCKING HUGE"

Brooke raised a hand to her head as she tried to balance herself. She was stunned as everyone stared at her before she glanced at herself.

She recoiled back as she saw the heaping amounts of cleavage her chest had donned. Her bra barely hung on as she realized everything about her was too tight. Her skirt dug into her hips and her sandals felt like they were about to guillotine her ankles off.

A couple people backed up as Brooke tried to salvage herself. "It's fine I got it under control how about we just go to that hotel room and someone gets to see these tits a bit cloSER"

Brooke grimaced as her bra flung off her body. Her tits careening forward as everyone took their eyeful and guffawed at her masive tits. Her feet stretched off her sandals as the straps broke off. Herfeet hitting the grass below her asshetries to readjusther footing. Her knees bending as her ass billowed backwards. Peaking out from under her skirt as her panties snapped off. Her skirt nearly busted off her hips as she tried to hold it back. Her face scrunching and strained in pain as she grunted

She felt her growth stifle as her eyes grew wide. She was just as tall as the man next to her. She was easily 6'4 maybe even 6". She raised an arm to block her breasts as her skin brushed across her nipples. Moaning in pleasure as she folded forward. Her legs nearly collapsed from the pleasure as she tried to stop herself from orgasming in front of everyone. Her lips pursed as she held it back. Her eyes watering as her forehead drizzled in a bit of sweat. Her skin was tender and sensitive to every micro movement she made. Her arm pressing Into her tits sending waves of pleasure down her spine. Her thighs rub together lighting her legs in heat. Her muscles contracted as she strained.

Her body heated up as she covered her mouth. Moaning through her fingers as she started to arrive. The group took more conscious steps backwards as she finally couldn't hold it back anymore. Her jaw dropped as she shut her eyes closed. Screaming out into the crowd as she moaned and collapsed. Brooke fell to her knees as her skirt burst into two. The crowd turning towards the now naked 8 ft tall women. Her hair swayed from side to side as she contorted her body and moaned Into the air. She started to draw a crowd as her friends made a real for the exits. The strangers of the crowd surrounding her as she grew.

Brooke spoke in broken moans as she tried to calm herself down. Every breath bringing her closer to another orgasm.

"c can't stop. Please somebody help MEee"

Her body ahuffed another foot across the floor. Her legs inching back as the crowd misunderstood her. One brave volunteer walking up and running up against her ass. Her butt bigger than half his body as he pressed into her. As soon as he touched her he was flung back by her body sprouting up again. Her legs knocking down a couple creeps as she fell to her elbows. Her tits dragged throughthe dirt as she orgasmed again and again. Each moan piling on more and more as she ascended through the crowd. Her feet digging into the grass as they dragged backwards. Her body sprouting over and over again as her head raised above the crowd. Her tits knocking over a couple people as she soared up into the air

Her body only rested at 50 feet after she fell unconscious. Still moaning through her breath as she collapsed out on the field.

[gutzygumsho3]

It was a beutifull winter nigth

The snow slowly falls into the ground as you walk

You were invited to a forest like part of the City you know, you haven’t been in for a while. To be honest you have only known the place only for your eyes, you have never been in here but today, you have come here for your friend, BanBan

As you adentered the place you felt scared, who know what stuff were going to happen to you two in such a place in the middle of the nigth

Your fears sudenly wased away as you heard the sound of a familiar voice.

It was BanBan's

"Hey... long time no see"

He said as he loked away, you culd tell that he was a little bit blushed, even thoug his clay like skin was already red

To be honest, you have seen each other this morning, as he insisted for you to come to this one spot in this forest like place, leaving you alone for the rest of the day, you really dislike to be away from him, becuase of how Lionel you feel withaut your great friend BanBan, the only one yoy trust, the only one you admire, the only one you look up to...

The only one you love

He had a smug smile and a guitar in his back, he said that you two were alone in this place and that you don’t have to worry because he will always protect you if anything happens. You culdn’t help but feel something tingling inside your chest as he said that. You just felt you eyes go big and your smile widenign, you felt so dumb, but he was amused

"Thats a pretty face you've got" he said

You tanked him and looked away, as you tryed to hide the masive blush of your face while you said that it is an ugly old thing, that you wish it were prettier

"Well i think it is already pretty pretty" he said as his smile widened

"Oh! By the way!" He said as he pointed a direction "i set a table and some chairs in there, i brougt something to eat, lets go!" He made you follow him "i hope its still hot!" He said cherfully as he took your hand and helped you go foward

When you two sat down he brougt some bug tupperwear and served you your favorite dish

"I hope you like it! I tried to follow the recipe as good as i culd..."

You asked how did he know that that was your favorite dish

He said " it is because... um... uhhh.... how do i say this withaut you getting mad....."

You already got suspicious

"Your friend.... she told me...becuase i asked her..."

You told him that there is nothing wrong with that, but he culd have asked you instead

He chucled, as he poured some of ypur favorite drink

You asked, how did he knew your favorite drink

He said "i didn’t, this is my favorite drink..." he chucled again, you both end up laugthing

And he looked at you with dreamy eyes

When you both finished eating you literally leave a mess, but you were having such a good time that you didn’t care that you will probably be in trouble or that tonigth its freazing, the warmt that you both feel at the moment was enougth for the both of you

You realize that BanBan has got that guitar from the beguining, but you were kinda shy to ask... until he noticed you looking at it for a while

"Do you like music?"

You asked why

"Becuase i've got something for you" he said as he took the guitar and started playing

It was a serenade

Just for you

A sweet made up serenade

It talked abaut the time you both meet, the things that you both did, how did you became friends, and how he felt when you were there just for him

It talked on how he felt and how did he tryed to manage his emotions towards you, it talked how he apologised for sucking at romanic stuff and how did he wish he were better just to make you happier

His deep monotone voice made you melt, it made you feel stuff that you though that you culd never feel towards others it feelt like heaven, and he looked at you with those eyes, those eyes that you were already ready to die for

His song finished...

It wasn’t a song worth a gramy, but it literally won your heart

He looked back at you, confident, apasionatly, wjen he asked

"What do you say, Gutzygumsho3...."

"Will you be mine?"

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU TO WRITE THIS??? Good job ! (are you @misses-kiseki-san or @creep3r-chan ?? Cause Creep3r seems like the one to write this and Kiseki can't write well in English-)

[icypenguin]

To follow up your collage au with lyney

What if the reader had social anxiety and hated people looking at them?

(Totally not speaking from experience)

★~ Lyney headcanons (college au) pt 2

OOOO SURE SURE AND ANON… IT’S OKAY DUDE IT’S RELATABLE🤝🤝🤝 BUT I GENUINELY APOLOGIZE I DIDN’T SEE MY INBOX…. 😞😞😞 I KNOW THIS IS SUPER LATE BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER THEY SAY HEHEHE but anyway please enjoyyyy!

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- you’ll be a bit shocked when he first came by to you, he’s a popular one afterall. but by the way he talked to you as a stranger, it’s not much of a person would do. he was speaking to you calmly with not a loud voice, even better, he told his friends who always follow him to give him some space to talk to you so that you’ll not have a masive anxiety washing over.

- as time passes by, you got to know him better and you both understand eachother a lot more. he would motivate you to try and make friends with other people.

- you may not be that popular to the fact that you have social anxiety, but he doesn’t treat you any different than the others.

- when he first asked you to hangout, you were hesitant to say ‘yes’ knowing that some of his friends would come. nonetheless, he managed to convince you to come. during the hangout, he watched over you and tried to keep you comfy and happy.

- one day, you were assigned to do a presentation with him and some other classmates. at the front of your class, you felt like you were about to give up yet lyney held your hands to assure you that he’s by your side.

- being friends with a popular kid meaning attracting everyone’e attention. that was your biggest fear. when lyney accidentally attracted everyone’s eye on you and him you swear you we’re gonna melt by everyone’s staring eye on you both. with lyney knowing you so well, he ran, holding your hand, leading you to the empty classroom where he made sure you’re alright.

- if someone ever make fun of you, he will always be there to stand up for you. and unlike any other people who just humiliates you by being braver than you are, lyney would teach you everything to incease your bravery and confidence.

~ ficlet ~

the bell finally rang, signaling home time. you were packing your bag and getting ready to exit the classroom when all of the sudden, you felt two taps on your shoulder. as you looked behind, it was lyney masking his face with a warm smile. “hey y/n, me and some of my friends are gonna hangout after this. you wanna come?” he asked with a nice tone. you were taken aback by the question and needed a long time to decide. “hmm.. umm..” you were indecisively thinking wether or not go.. you don’t want to attract anyone’s attention by hanging out with him. but at the same time, you knew that he understands you and perhaps the best time to make friends? you finally said ‘yes’ and lyney lead you the way to meet up with his friends first. his friends greeted him with their special handshake, you were pretty grateful that noone really paid attention to your presence. that’s until one of his friend pointed you out “who’s this, lyney?” you could feel everyone’s eye staring at you. you were starting to fidget with your hand when lyney came closer to you. “oh this is y/n! she’s really kind, we both sit next to each other at class” by the compliment that lyney made, you blushed a bit. everyone started to introduce themselves to you and you shook hands with them as well. “your penguin keychain is so cute, y/n!” emma was really admiring the penguin keychain dangling on your bag. “thankyou..” you tried to make eye contact as best as you can. “where did you get it?” “um.. i think i got it from the mall” “oooh! cute!” emma had a cheerful vibe that you found cheering and somehow gave you a bit of motivation to talk to people.

afterward, you all went to the ice cream shop to chat while having some ice creams. during the walk, you were walking on the back since everyone was talking pretty loudly and it made you a bit nervous. ofcourse, lyney noticed and tried to make a conversation with you, “y/n, are you excited for our camping trip?”. with a shot, you said anything that came up in your head “yeah, i think it’ll be fun since we get to make s’mores!” you felt nice after saying that. “mm i guess you like s’mores too, huh?” lyney chuckled at the end then you nodded as a response. after a few minutes, you all arrived at the ice cream shop. “what are you going to order, y/n?” lyney asked while looking you then at the ice cream flavors. you too, looked at the flavorz “hmm probably classic chocolate” “don’t you want to try this rocky road?” lyney added an idea. “it does look yummy. alright i’ll try that one” you gave lyney a smile “awesome! i’ll get mint choco chips and cookie dough”. you ordered your ice cream in a cone, same for lyney and most of the others.

you decided to sit next to the window while lyney sit infront of you. as the others were talking about random stuffs, you were having a nice conversation with lyney. “is the ice cream good?” he asked, “mhm! this might be my new fav flavor” you were happy you got the rocky road. “i knew it! my recommendation didn’t fail to change your mind, did it?~” he wiggled his eybrows up and down while you giggled at his awfully trully circumstance. “wait y/n did you get rocky road too?” max asked who was sitting besdies lyney. you were scared that if you say ‘yes’ he would be mad you got the same thing as him, but you knew lying will turn things worse. “umm.. yes, i did” you tried to avoid eye contact with anyone. “cool! we got the same flavor! cheers!” your thought was the opposite as max was happy as you both were twinning.

the hangout didn’t go as bad as you expected, you got to know lyney better. most of all, he made you comfortable making a conversation with him and small ones with his friends.

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thankyou for reading! i hope you all liked this. please i’m so sorry if i hurt any of your feelings if you do have social anxiety by thinking im making fun of you but i swear im not😞 nonetheless, i hope this fanfic makes you better!!! advices are accepted thankyou!

[cassi-pokeblogging-hub]

Pokepark - Shout out a Pokemon IRL blog you really like!

ill do you one better i have A LOT to shout out lol. its very hard to like articulate ALL my thoughts in just like one paragraph cause i dont wanna drop a masive ESSAY for each blog so ill try to keep it brief but do check all of them out if you havent yet!!

@lovenpeace-pkmn - anthea and concordia are,, surprisingly forgotten about pkmn characters so finding out there was a blog for them a few months back was like. insane for me. i love the blogrunners characterization and its just generally a fun blog to scroll through and interact with on occasion!

@thatfailedpokemontrainer - sprite an interesting critter fr. theres something wrong with them and i love it. every once in a while something goes down on the blog and im just in the discord chat with friends like omg look at whats happening on tumblr RIGHT NOW!!! also as a dedenne best pikaclone TRUTHER i am obligated to promite this blog lol

@battle-subway-ghost - is also a really fun blog that im always like GUYS LOOK AT WHATS HAPPENING OVER THERE!!! honestly i could probably link ALL the blogs linked to this one and thatfailedpokemontrainer but i dont wanna decimate a buncha peoples notifs with me @ ing them all on the same post lmao. but like. something up with paris fr and his relationships with other characters are so fun to read. also i love rattatas so any blog about characters that give love to the rats get a good grade in my book

@wingsofachampion - tropius is such a fun character and bench plays her so well!! pokemon like tropius are sososo underrated compared to a lot of the like. anthro/more humanoid pokemon and pokemon that are just cats or dogs so seeing one about one of these more underrated pokemon so good to me. bench (blogrunner) also has a ton of fun pmd lore that builds off the canon stuff on this blog and a few of their other blogs so if you love pmdstuff you should REALLY check them out

@psn-stalling - i could list A LOT of the bbablr blogs because theyre all some degree of something up with that guy fr but atlas is one of the first blogs that popped up on my dash p often and is what got me to check out a ton of the bba blogs. atlas and his relationships to other characters are so fun to me and tbh atlas is just a fascinating character in general. top ten guys of all time i hope he beefs with even more of his classmates in the future

@viridian-rat - OKAY SO. TURT (the blogrunner) IS MY FIRNED SO PERHAPS THIS MAY BE CHEATING BUT RAT IS SO SOSO SOMETHING TO ME. 12 YEAR OLD OF ALL TIME. turt plays rat like an actual 12 year old and its so refreshing because a lot of people DO NOT KNOW HOW CHILDREN ACT AND ITS INSANE. also turts been putting so much effort into a whole ass animation for this blog thats almost done so you guys have to follow the blog before it comes out so you'll see it.

@harteofthehart-ayyy - harte is another character on pkmn irl thats a guy of all time fr. fascinated by him and everything that is revealed about him. whatevers going on with him and his roommate has captivated me. this is also another blog where i REALLY like the art thats posted on occasion, and i just find it funny to follow. also its just a REALLY fun blog to interact with. like some blogs are just awkward to reply to because theres like way too little to actually grab onto but harte's mod is really good at giving you stuff to actually reply to

theres sosososo many more blogs but some are just escaping my mind rn or i dont know how to like properly articulate anything than this blog good. id like @ my entire following list rn if i could but i do not think people would be happy with the amount of notifs

[starphasedd]

a small confession

"What is your problem?" You ask, heat creeping up your neck as you sprint to catch up to him.

It's pouring tonight. Clouds cover the night sky, making it pitch black out past the base. Where Ghost was headed.

You catch up to him, irritation audible in your voice as you jump to stop in front of him.

"Seriously, what the fuck is your deal?"

His massive form comes to a hault in front of you. The intimidating size of his stature beaming as he looks down at you. He still doesn't say anything.

It's cold, and you're getting soaked. The white sleeveless top you're wearing has now become see-through, the fabric sticking taut to your skin. Your black lace bra is now visible to him. Your hair was soaked; sticking to your cheeks, jaw, and neck. Bright eyes beam with worry as you stand defensive in front of him.

Electricity shoots straight to his cock as he watches you. His hands ball into fists at his sides.

"Leave it." Is all he says.

You grit your teeth and narrow your eyes.

"No."

"I won't repeat myself." He says, followed by your middle name. He was the only one who called you by your middle name.

"It's always the same with you." You say softly, the sound of rain pouring down filters through the background. "It's like you can't help it."

"What?" He asks.

"Running from your problems, Simon. Never letting anyone in."

He watches as drops of rain trail down your cheeks and drip down to your breasts. His large chest heaves up once and stops, like he's holding his chest. His hands are now in fists at his sides.

"I know how you get. You've been through a lot. We have. Together--" You say more gently this time.

He says your middle name again--a warning.

"--yet you still won't let me in. After everything."

He cranes his neck to look down at you. There's sincerity in your tone; even the face you were making. He'd always admired that about you. How you still cared so much, even after all you had seen and endured.

"Why do my troubles bother you? They aren't yours to deal with." He says.

"Because I care for you, Simon!" You snap, voice raising a few octaves. Your hands lift for emphasis and slap them back down on your hips.

He's at a loss for words. He stands there, just watching you. Your chest heaves up and down. He can see your wet shirt gliding smoothly over the soft skin of your breasts. And he realizes then that his cock is rock hard in his trousers.

"You shut yourself down. N'm tired of watching you suffer alone. I just want to help."

He watches you for a few moments before finally speaking.

"You wanna help me, yeah?" He asks.

You nod.

You're shocked when one of his gloved hands come to lock on your jaw. He leans down, the hard part of his mask touching your cheek as he whispers to you.

"Then go press your face to that wall for me."

He points to a vacant space between two buildings; one small light illuminates the alleyway, and it seems dry.

Heat creeps up to your cheeks this time, eyes slightly wide as his words seep through your ears. But it's like youe body was ready for this. Because you immediately turn and do exactly as he says--like you're on autopilot.

You walk between the buildings, pressing your chest and face to the cold concrete wall. Your hands come up to rest flat against it, your lower back arched to present your ass to him.

It doesn't take long for him to find you, and his masive hands find your waist quickly. He immediately presses his hips to yours, his cock hard underneath his trousers. It presses between your thighs.

Your cunt is already clenching around nothing as he grinds his hips into your ass, hands fingers digging into the soft skin there.

"Obedient fucking girl." He grunts out, leaning down to gently bite your shoulder through his mask. He keeps grinding his cock on your cunt.

You whimper softly from the pain of his teeth in your skin.

"Wanna help me, yeah? Wanna feel my cock in that pretty little cunt?" He grits out.

You whine his name, finger nails scratching at the concrete wall.

"You wanna cum on my fuckin' cock, luv? Yeah? Wanna feel me stretchin' ya out?"

"Simon--we can't..." you whimper, his hips thrusting into your rather harshly.

"Fuck, I know."

He doesn't want to stop. But he knows he has to. If he teases himself like this much longer, he won't be able to hold back. He'll pull your pants down and fuck you right here, risking someone seeing.

His hips slowly come to a hault. His breathing is heavy against your neck as his head collapses there.

You both stand there for a moment, feeling each other before he slowly pulls back. His palms are flat on either side of your head, and his hips are still attached to yours.

He's still breathing heavy as he finally speaks.

"I'm sorry."

You turn to look back at him. "I wanted that, you don't need to say--"

"No. M'sorry for always pushing you away."

You watch him for a moment.

"Simon..."

"I'll try better next time, luv. Promise."

He leans down, pressing a clothed kiss to your exposed shoulder. His hands still have ahold of your hips.

You smile gently.

"Can you be sorry after we finish what we just started?"

@meand-allmy-alteregos

[onboardsorasora]

Sora, bestie, what do you think about Daniel having MASIVE (in capital letters because it is soool intense) baby fever, and his partner (please, make it maxiel, bestie) find out (maybe because daniel get misty eyes from looking at baby pictures of him or his boo) leading up into rough, hot sex (come so hard and so deep for breeding purpose) but with intense, tender love in it. What do you think, bestie? 😃😃

Omega Daniel's been cooing over KMag, Hulk and Checo's kids for a little while now. He comes back to their hotel room smelling like the milky baby scent because he's always by the paddock nursery just trying to be Uncle Daniel.

Alpha Max notices and asks him about it and Daniel deflects because well, they don't have to have one of their own if Max isn't ready. Daniel's fine, he doesn't even know if he wants a baby. He never did before so maybe he's just thinking too deep or something.

Max didn't think too much of it because he figured it would happen when it happened, they'd never made plans for a kid or to not have any. So when Daniel comes back from the nursery smelling warm and yummy like his heat is coming early, he's wondering if maybe Daniel has been wanting a baby for longer than he's saying.

Daniel's moaning things like "breed me alpha" and "put a baby in me Maxy" and Max likes to think that he follows instructions. So when he's cradling a lax Daniel while they're knotted together, he hopes that maybe Daniel get what he wants, because a curly haired baby with dimples would be lovely

[wobbledogz]

haya pal!

i noticed that you like to post wobbledogs stuff to so, if its ok with you, imma dump some codes.

TINY- smaller than a pebble, polite as an angel, but eats like Beelzabub, 3-dot eyes

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<<VAMPIRE>>- WINGS! TINY! ALWAYS ONE SMALL INCONVINANCE AWAY FROM A BREAK DOWN!

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<[ Jersey Devil ]>- wings, 10 heads, 6 legs, MASIVE tail, long. F7389E5FcB249A104=9=0;^D;::111EB01;0a71F05549B3214a280E34C4F0REFbCB68LB9ADFC0911=8C86B80 008^72<b1505<Bac51<;248E6;3Dc;^a=ca4;8c:DB;C3a57=208a52D=;6A4b67:E9=7PB4Dh1C74AY4k:303E2Fa8;3172DECB431Jb937YEPF:1AcPU6^00^92^1cC44;^^.baDS21I9E0D9182E1Eh2DDVEc5Da2FCF6d34894DbCB6A85A03=^D5;a5D^86F0F30C01A^CFFFAg

-----------and now the best for last---------

-------<GODS MISSTAKE>--------

wings, 6 legs, and wide. if you want to see a creature live in ceaseless agony, have a seizure and cry; this is the dog for you.

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SOME OF YOUR DOGS??? FOR ME TO PLAY WITH?? I'D LOVE TO!

First one! Since you referred to the little one as Beelzebub, I named him Beez <3

SO SMALL. immediately began barking up a storm when i brought him into the fun zone (my pen)

adore him. take care of him. forfeit all earthly possessions to him. <3

VAMPIRE!!! the game-given name was stephen and i felt it fit so i kept it.

WE HAVE LIFTOFF. flaps their wings a lot, so fucking adorable. i think i just get cute aggression from the SMAL ones but god they're just so cherishable, you're an amazing little guy creator!

JERSEY DEVIL JERSEY DEVIL JERSEY DEVIL

felt like i dropped them in and their first thought was

what is this? a playpen for ants??

also trained it to bark a lot. because the sound is as horrifying as ever. will probably cry when it howls for the first time.

plays v nice with the others, wish i could pet. still, love it. also, big fan of large tails so the fact it's as long as its actual body made me stupid happy.

and finally....large man.....

OH CHRIST WHERE DID THE LITTLE ONES GO

he can barely shake his head when he's playing with toys. still, looks proudly at me whenever he does it. i will love him, seizures and all.

thank you again for sending these!! i love your guys sm!!!

[deadnymaster]

you know, Sonic fandom on twitter has an interesting toxic development. I´ll tell you under the "read more" thing

That´s it, under the "read more" bridge. Because I consider talking about the toxicity of the fandom as somenthing that also contributes on having a trauma or anxiety about it, somenthing also toxic. So I´ll understood if you want to not known nothing about the theme

The thing on twitter (now X) is... Whith the ships... (Sonaze and Silvaze on this case) I investigate a little bit of it, just for find this post

Look´s funny and exagerated, but look at the numbers, one MILLION reproductions and TWO THOUSAND likes, that´s far more atention than what ANY ship fanart can get. And you can´t just block that people because there´s A LOT.

Sonic ships aren´t so popular on the platform, so is very VERY easy that someone can come and saboutage the other ship whith personal hate, but there´s an added problem...

...It´s that some popular ships acount are beggining to protest about this behaviour on their art acount... Paying atention about those haters problem and exagerating them.

That behaviour, is extremely common on the app. It´s practiccally impossible to do nothing about it, It's a big feedback loop: people protest about somenthing silly/hate onto somenthing, then some people arge about it, making the problem even bigger because is more visible, and people gain even more prejudices about the fandom, clasifying everyone as toxic, and then more clueless people see it, and get paranoid about if that´s true or not, someone critics some coment harmesly but the prejudices and trauma of the fandom being toxic, makes them think that they are being attacked.

Another point: half of the fandom is autistic, a condition that not only can make you more sensible and have excesive emotions about "normal things" but is. also. a social. disability.

And its very VERY anoying, you can undestood bad a frase and take it involuntary personal on a painfull level when it was a harmeless thing, and people can misunderstood your intentions, mistaking you whith a weirdo or a dangerous person (As an real example that ocurried to me, I once ran into an autistic person who the second thing he asked me was what my sexual orientation is, I didn´t even knew that person). Luckily, social disability can be treated effectively by going to specialized therapy centers.

It´s just a suposition, but maybe, MAYBE, some "problems" of the fandom there was caused by autistic people who did not go to therapy and was too hyperfixated about their ship, ignoring that they maybe was being rude about it.

The conclusion is simple, Twitter prays more atention to drama and wars than the art, that's why ship wars have more atention than any fanart or positive vive.

All of this may looks worrysome, but I promise to you that artist cancelatios or masive hate aren´t that common, in fact, you would must to have the worst luck in the world for someone to cancel you on any platform as a small fanart account. It´s just a very big acount thing.

Its more common to being ignored or receive positive coments about your art, that´s why I hate when big acounts talk about fandom toxicity so often when they aren´t even a "drama" acount

And even if someone comments that he didn't like your content, the other positive comments on the sections helps A LOT whith digesting critics and hate. That's why I love positive coments more than the likes

[f0point5]

I think people are way too sensitive when it comes to the sid the sloth joke. I think Max is the most handsome man in the world right now, but i have to admit he did look like sid the sloth 🤗🤗🤗 it's just banter between friends.

If Max was bothered, he would have said something. Unless he is a masive pushover.

Mmm yes and no, in my opinion.

I think it’s just…jerk behaviour for people to be making that joke, like bringing those large Sod cut outs to GPs for example, and commenting the gifs on RB posts. I’m just not about that stuff, I think it’s tacky and rude. So, that being a thing, if I were Daniel, I wouldn’t bring it up. That’s just not how I am. Is it that deep? Probably not. But that’s also just not my vibe. If you’re my friend, I’m going to tease you around people who aren’t on our wavelength. Not everyone is like that, that’s cool. But I also just…don’t vibe with it.

I could never speculate how much Max himself cares about what’s said but I just think if you’re the type who feels the need to make that joke, it doesn’t say good things about you regardless.

Also, I don’t think Max would say something, not publicly anyway. That would be embarrassing and unnecessary and definitely counterproductive. The first rule of the internet is “don’t feed the animals”. He probably knows that.

But yeah for me it’s not about it bothering him per se, more than I think it’s a shitty thing to say/perpetuate.

[as-i-watch]

Alright so the disguise Law wore is supposed to be one of the 6 standard disguises for ninjas, the komuso monk. These monks wore baskets over their heads and wandered around the country side asking for tithes. Kinda easy to use that to infiltrate places when the disguise already comes with a mask.

At least it's supposed to be on paper.

Law not only wore just the basket, he didn't wear the rest of the monk's attire. Not to mention his out fit has his damn jolly Roger on it, his tattoos are clearly visible. And he's carrying around that giant ass sword that's he's known for.

At least luffy looked like a homeless person.

I was acutally familiar with the kosumo monks bc of Batman Ninja animated movie of all things

But yes the fact he chose to cover his face and leave exposed his tats and walk around with iconic masive sword still makes me laugh

[respectfulkitfistosimp]

The Abode

A Kayn lol x reader fanfic part 5 master list

As the weeks passed you missed your friends and family even more, you also wondered what happened in your world. Did you dissapear without a trace or did everyone forget about you? If you did dissapear where they looking for you? The only things that kept your mind off these thoughts was work, even if you had no patients to take care of at night you still stayed in the nursery filling out forms, making training plans and diets or just simply studying, a few acolytes had shown their concerns for your health but you brushed them away with the best lies you could come up with and even if most of them didn't exactly believe you they didn't press on the issue further. You were planning on staying awake for yet another night in the nursery, but when you looked towards the window at the light casted by the sun and the clear sky you felt like taking a small walk outside, something that you had been warned not to do but what was the worst that could happen anyway?

You placed your coat on your shoulders as you walked outside, a soft, chilly breeze brushing away your drowsiness as you started walking, noticing how actually pretty the land around the order's HQ was. It was surrounded by a thick line of trees of various sizes and even colors, if there was something that you loved about Ionia it was how magic everything was in the most literal sense, never in your life would you had expected to see a pair of bright eyes looking at you in the shadows casted by the tree lines, what was even more weird is that one was yellow and the other one was red and the way that they looked at you, apparently finding your creeped out expression funny, sent chills down your spine. You blinked hard and even rubbed your eyes thinking that you were hallucinating from the lack of sleep and when you finally looked at the spot where you saw those eyes a sigh of relief escaped you when they were no longer there.

—Boo—said something in your ear, voice gravely and with a slight pinch of playfulness.

You didn't even turn to look at it because you passed out from the scare right then and there, the only reason why your body hadn't collapsed on the ground was because the person that scared you was holding you up. Kayn put his fingers on the pulse of your neck, sensing that you were still alive and letting out a relieved sigh seconds after, he left you softly on the floor, for some reason the idea of carrying you to the infirmary or just simply inside not even crossing his mind. Your body, on the other hand, was more than relieved to finally be able to momentarily shut down making it so a normal loss of conciousness of less than 5 minutes extended to a full on 6 hour nap and Kayn (bless his heart) stood next to your sleeping body all of this time.

—Great, you killed them—spoke the scythe, tone sounding like this was more of an inconvenience than anything else.

—I didn't Rhaast, I scared them—he looked down at your body, tapping you with the hilt of the scythe and watching you respond to it—see? Not dead.

The scythe only answered with a sigh, the conversation dying with it. Eventually you started to move, seemingly a bit annoyed by the itchi grass on your skin and the bugs crawling over your limbs; first you had scrunched your nose, then started shifting and only when your braincells actually made sparks did you realize that you were laying outside on the grass with no idea of why you were even outside on the first place, your eyes shoot open the next second and as you tried to stare at the sunset sky painted with a beatiful mix of orange and pink tones, the pristine white of the clouds adding to its beauty which was quickly overshadowed by Kayn's masive head looking at you. You grimanced a bit but then decided to let it go, too tired to even want to engange in any sort of banter, only now that you were awake did Kayn lay on the floor next to you, looking at the sky just like you did.

—I thought you were dead—he said.

"I wish I was", you thought, obviously not making that comment after the bad experience you had before when making a similar type of joke.

—It was payback, wasn't it?—you questioned, a light laugh from him being all the confirmation you needed.

You stayed in silence, laying next to each other until the cold of the night was too much to bear for you, however if it was up to Kayn you two could sleep there, after all the guy never wore a shirt so his resistance to the cold was something out of this world. You stood up in one swift motion, not offering your hand to him to help him stand because you knew what it would do to you, instead you started walking towards the order's HQ.

—I'll be leaving for a difficult mission tomorrow—he said right behind you, you didn't even notice when he stood up.

—Okay, good luck—you answered, not sure what else to say.

Kayn nodded, not knowing what to answer either, he might be a master with every weapon out there and fully trained in shadow magic, but when it came to making up small talk with you he was at a complete loss. A thick, uncomfortable silence followed the both of you as you walked inside the building, nodding at each other when you had to take a corner that would separate your path.

The next day came fast, or maybe at a normal speed since this night you had actually gotten some sleep, either way that day you decided to see everyone who was going to join Kayn's mission off. You stood in front of the door, a step behind Zed as he gave them a brief run down and some unexpected words of encouragement, as you looked at the blades of grass you noted a soft layer of frost on them, then you saw the clouds coming out of each acolyte's breathing, in that second you knew that whoever returned alive they would most like end up sick because of the cold. While going over your internal monologue Zed stopped talking, everyone turned around and walked off except you, who stood on that front door, freezing your toes off as you saw them dissapear into the forest, next you looked at the sunrise, the blue and yellow of the sky making the frozen grass shine. You sighed before remembering the cloud coming out of your mouth, then did it a couple more times simply because you were mesmerized by it before going back inside, working as you usually did until for some reason you were told to go somewhere and as the best employee of the month you went there... You went to a battle field, one filled with corpses and blood and everything that you knew would make you spend a fortune on a therapist to even begin to comprehend the amount of bloodshed and death, lucky for you however by the time you got there the battle was already over, however that didn't mean that you didn't have to work on the few that survived. That's when you saw Kayn covered in blood, you hoped that it wasn't his blood and just a second later you raised your voice to get him to come with you.

Kayn was already walking towards you though, who else could he trust to take care of him? He was happy to get treated by you, however he wasn't so happy of the scolding that you gave him while treating him, his head was already a mess on every sense of the word, from physical to psychological, it casted a fog on his brain that only got thicker by the sense of bloodlust that permeated his senses, this caused for him to not even think about it before he put his hand on the back of your neck and with barely no force at all he forced your lips on his. Your brain took longer to register the kiss than what it actually laster for, the muscle memory of your limbs started to work on his injuries, your blank expression was an accurate depiction of the state your mind was in. Neither of you said a word, on your part it was because of how absolutely shocked you were and in Kayn's part it was not only because he was satisfied to not get scolded by you but also because he enjoyed that dumb expression on your face.

[russellsppttemplates]

Well DTS is just a messy messy drama reality show (with very few exceptions and great shots) 🥴, i never look forward to it because they usually edit each episode to fit a narrative like lando didn’t care for daniel while he was at mclaren when in reality they were (and still are) very close and friendly, other thing is that they use footage in a way that fits that narrative they have so (example) they want to show that charles and carlos hate each other so they put a radio message from lap 20 like “let carlos through” and after they show lap 12 where someone, who wasn’t charles, crashed into carlos and says “is he blind or what” cut to will buxton saying something like “the hate that you can feel in the ferrari drivers is just masive and it doesn’t stop on track you can feel it in the paddock as well”

that whole side is messy messy but on the bright side there are a few glimpses of real life where they show them being normal human beings joking around, hanging out with their families, etc

from these season i’ve seen that they treat the lance wrist accident accurately without added drama so that’s good 🥹, but it is very rare to see that they are letting the entire truth on the screen

and the best thing are of course the shots that Netflix do that are very cinematic and good for a gif or a screenshot

overall is just very far from the reality and marketed to audiences that actually don’t watch it as a sport through the season + made up drama so the people on the outside get “interested” just the american reality show formula 🥴

so i guess watch it at your own risk haha but is not really that entertaining

(sorry for the long message i got excited haha)

Don't apologise for your excitement, I love and appreciate how much effort you put into this! Thank you ✨️

Absolutely agree, DTS is the whole american marketing move for F1, and to get people to watch it (especially new people/fans), they have to throw some drama in there and the narratives are never depicted as they are. I only had last year to compare (the first seasons I watched the without much prior knowledge), and it's such a big difference from what actually happens during the year and what they choose to put in the episodes.

I know it's not that entertaining and enriching, but I always save it to watch when I don't feel like watching something that will consume my brain too much and the other shows I have rewatched and rewatched are not calling to me 😅

[thesilentlands]

-Next

Chapter 6: Abyssal Trail

-Part1

They layed there for hours on end, listening to the sound of the night, Michael wondered how his new life will look like, he knows nothing about outside life, maybe he will somehow fit it? He will find it out soon enought. Michael got up and moved Volt a bit to the side, he then packed up his sleeping bag and watched the sky, admaiering the beauti of stars. The sun was slowly rising and with that Volt woke up from his shutdown, he got up and notised Michael looking at him

-good morning bud -hello Michael, ready to go? -of course - they got out of the hole and headed west to to Abyssal Trail -Volt? -yes? -what is the Abyssal Trail? -Abyssal Trail is a masive unknown for of land that was created just after the time substance fanished from this world, its said that the land was created on the space where they left. The Abyssal Trail found its use to fast travel between lands much faster because the land there bends time and space. Creatures there are also pretty friendly and can give you a ride as long as you give them something small and shiny, they take it as payment -well thanks for the info -no problem -they walk and walk until they reach it, the great Abyssal Trail

-its weard... -odd fealings are common hire, lets find someone to help us get acrose - they walked in to the strange place, there where a lot of strange creatures around them, they all where unique in theier own way, the all had the same bird like mask. There where also a lot of starnge floating objects and bridges that seamed to be infitite.

Sudently one of thos creatues aproched them, it looked pretty normal, it lacked a tail and its body was pretty fat, its legs where mechanical and the same bird mask stuck. -hello? -the creature made a series of mechanical clanking noises -can you understand this Volt? -they want to know where your going - Michael explained that they where going west to a city, he also detailed how the city looked, the creature yet again spoke -it said that it can get us there by a small payment in something shiny - Michael looked at the creature notising its belt of items, there was a lonely fork among them so he desided to give it a spoon.

-can this be of use for you? - the creature chirped in respond -it said yes - Michael and Volt got of the creatures back and they slowly made theier way to the city.

-do you think that ill fit in? -huh? -you know, i dont any normal human interaction, and im worried that they will take me for a weardo -your sytuation is unique, maybe youll find people who are almoust the same as you -maybe.. -dont get your hopes down, your true life may start just there, why keep them down? -i guess your right -they then admired the beaut of this place and both waited for the trip to end.

[futurewriter2000]

Little dramas of my life

-pt. 1-

So, I want to start with the original first drama that started everything and it's a bit shameful for me to admit but I will do it because if I have to suffer it, I might as well make something out of it.

So about a year ago in the end of February, I reconnected with my ex when I started to go to the same town gym as him (which, I did not know because as I knew, he was going to the other gym in my town) but okay. Everything was nice and easy and obviously, we couldn't keep our hands off each other. You have to understand he was my first love and we really did share a bond I haven't felt with anybody else. We just needed each other all the time- it felt something so unversal.

Anyways, after two months I realisd that he was seeing some other girl as well and that I was actually the other woman. So, trying to keep my self respect, I backed away... but he didn't so we hooked up again because "they weren't serious" and I really thought we could be together again. I know... me clown- please don't. So one day he calls me and asks me to come over and I do and he says that this girl asked him to let her know if he wants something serious with her... and he called me. And I told him no. I told him no because if he wanted to be with her, he wouldn't have called me in the first place.

Long story's short, he said he's going to "try and see" and I don't know what really hurt- my heart or my ego but maybe both because he kept saying how horrible she is to him and how she belittles him and embarrassed him on a family wedding. Anyways- I don't know what was happening with my brain at those 7 months but it was definetly not working right. However, I did not let him hit that day.... I let him hit two weeks later again and it was the best sex we ever had.

Then I started to feel masively guilty and we went out again that day and we didn't hookup... but we also didn't not hookup. That day was the breaking point for me because he was literally playing with my feelings and I had never felt more ashamed and guilty in my life. Like it was fun when nobody was getting hurt but now he was supposed to be in a serious relationship for about two-three months and I was literally the other woman.

But he... God, I adored this man and I hated this man for tearing my soul in half to a point where I had to choose between me or him and I would have chosen him if he wasn't so sharp and rude to me when I wanted to talk about us. I didn't even want him to choose me, I just wanted him to not be with her. I don't know. It was complicated never-the-less but it was a lot in one weekend.

So, I sent her a message about us just before their vacation together. Telling her about every thing and you would think I did it because of revenge, which not really. I wanted to hold him accountable for his actions and I wanted to lift up my soul and I also knew she doesn't deserve this.

Well, he blocked me everywhere and they still went together and are still together to this day- though he looks so miserable but that's really not my problem anymore. She has him on a leash and really, when I see them together, it still feels like somebody cut me below my knees.

Somewhere I feel I'm still delusional even though I believe I could never forgive him for this- the moment he would look at me- I know I'd be weak again. We make each other weak.

Sometimes... I still wonder why... why after everything- does he has this effect on me?