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#he just fell asleep next to me after a LOOOONG ass day and i already miss him how lame and codependent of me
domesticateddog · 2 years
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xhaotixaesthetica · 6 years
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Guardian Witch!Hyunjin
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TRIGGER WARNING: one mention of groping, one mention of a creepy man luring kids in a van, some sexual themes
man this is gonna fuck me up so hard but lezzgettit i need to stop reading jae’s tweets
idk how it works in y’all’s universe, y’all got some weird shit going on that one dude, trump? WILDT
but here in CS2001, witches are a subcategory of demons, so basically you got a guardian demon trailing after you 24/7
guardian witch! hyunjin looks like the above picture, his eyes are like that constantly, but whenever he works any kind of magic, his irises glow
hyunjin is not a subtle bitch and he works magic pretty much 24/7 so either they’re normally constantly glowing or flashing like a fucking neon sign
once when y’all were cuddling and he was staring up at the ceiling, his eyes were just constantly glowing and when you asked about it he said, “I’m protecting you.” all casual like he does this shit all the time which he does sis do you know how many shields and protection spells are around your fucking house
crying rn, where can i get me a guardian witch! hyunjin
hyunjin is v young, esp for a demon, he’s the same age as you, but all the other demons are fucking terrified of him and they never tease him about it except his eight other crackhead demon friends
boy knows some powerful magic, some neutral, some light, and some very very dark
no one outwardly knows if he’s ever offed someone but he never gives a straight answer to the question, only this smug little smirk, and he knows a little too much about some very disturbing curses and torture devices
this is not to say that he’s a bad person, he’s not, he’s like the chaotic good type
because the only people that end up on his shit list are the people who deserve it
that dude who groped you without your consent when you were 13? yeah no one knows what happened to him, hyunjin don’t fuck with that sexual assault shit
the creepy dude in the white van trying to lure kids in that hyunjin happened to spot when he was walking you home from school one day? yeah, he’s missing and a bunch of previously missing kids were recovered the next day
he’s not like a vigilante or an antihero, boy spends most of his time with you anyways, but this shit is everywhere and if he sees it, he’s gonna put a stop to it
there was no big event where you came home and saw him chilling on your bed and threw him out the window in fear if i saw hyunjin’s fine ass on my bed after i came home from school, i’d probs cry and need a bowl of cereal to cope
he was just kinda always with you
demons are notoriously bad parents so when his mom had him, bitch just kind of dipped and he was assigned to you
witches don’t eat, not like humans anyways, they feed off energy, what kind of energy depends on what kind of witch it is
guardian witches feed off the life energy of their person, so as long as you’re alive he is too
growing up, your parents were no stranger to the name hyunjin cause you talked about him constantly but they thought he was just an imaginary friend till you were like seven and hyunjin started his drum faze and he was “drumming along” to linkin park on your father’s office desk at 3am
now they just don’t comment when shit starts floating around the house or you scream at them when they try to sit in a spot where hyunjin’s already sitting
he can actually appear to people if he chooses to, he just likes fucking with your parents, this dumbass thinks their reactions are funny
two of hyunjin’s dumbass demon friends, these little assholes named minho and jisung like to hang around your house and eat all your fucking food, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE FUCKING WITCHES AS WELL AND DON’T NEED FOOD
they hang around your house constantly, it’s like they live there
it’s lowkey a battle for who can get hyunjin’s attention
now onto YOU and hyunjin
boy is WHIPPDT
he low-key follows you everywhere, not like a stalker, he’ll just find an excuse to go anywhere you go
claims it’s cause you need protection, when really he does, cause this bitch is ready to throw hands at any single loud noise
you and hyunjin are a couple but were best friends long before that and it fucking shows
knows all your orders from every single restaurant, but he doesn’t order it, he just pops it into existence cause he’s lazy and he doesn’t like the way the cashier checks you out when you guys go
jinnie takes his job as your guardian WAYY too seriously
you ain’t going outside in late fall without a jacket, you better be wearing short sleeves in summer, no standing around in the rain you might get sick, ANYONE messes with you at school, you gotta tell him so he can kick their asses
some things hyunjin doesn’t have a solution for but he’ll just be by your side for it and it’s so calming. you got a test? he’s sitting beside you both while you study and while you take it lowkey trying to help you cheat, you might have to hit him a bit or accept his help and cheat, do what you gotta do sis, you won’t need that info later on anyways
you gotta come out to your parents? boy’s right there rubbing circles on your hand with his thumb
you gotta give a speech? he’s in the audience with a foam finger and a fucking banner with your name on it, trying to be stupid and make you laugh
supportive in the most tsundere way
“ooh, that looks cool” he says nonchalantly, looking your talent show dance and pretending like he didn’t just finish putting  up flyers for the show, highlighting your name and crossing out the other contestant’s names and drawing mustaches on them and acting like it was just your fucking solo performance basically
the. CLINGIEST. BABY.
“y/n can we cuddle i had a nightmare :(”
“jinnie....it’s noon and you don’t sleep”
“ >:( HOLD ME YOU DUMB BITCH”
despite how he acts and how clingy he is, this boy is so fucking tsundere and actually quite shy
his eyes glow when you hold his hand cause he still has to perform a silent spell to keep himself from blushing
he pretends to be all aloof when his friends are over
“y/n don’t hold my hand, you have two for a reason, hold your own”
this is said WHILE he’s crawling into your lap and literally drinking from the same cup as you
he’s not reserved about PDA around other demons who aren’t his friends, boy wants them to know you’re taken
“jinnie, what are you doing why are your eyes glowing?”
“i don’t like the way that asshole was looking at you”
“but your eyes only glow when you— HWANG HYUNJIN DID YOU JUST MAKE ME INVISIBLE?!”
“don’t worry we both are”
whenever hyunjin feels really REALLY strongly (anger, lust, happiness, doesn’t matter as long as the emotion’s really really strong), his eyes will glow completely green iris, pupil, sclera the white part for you uneducated bitches, and all
you’ve only seen this happen three times (minus when you have sex, boy’s eyes go green quicker than you can get him on the bed)
the first time was when y’all were fifteen and he realized he loved you
it was stupid, you were literally just about to fall asleep and he was playing with your hair and looked down and was like wow, i would really die for this moron
and his eyes glowed green and he just poofed out of your room and you didn’t see him for two days it was like that video of that cat that ran in and said i love you and then zoomed off real confused cause they couldn’t handle their emotions
the second time was when y’all were 17 and you were the first to say i love you
he. literally. started. crying.
I MEAN BLUBBERING, YOU HAD TO CALM HIM DOWN
cause he still has doubts that anyone could ever really love a demon and he thinks that you’re amazing and you could get any guy you want but you fell for him? that shit just got to him man, he wouldn’t stop saying i love for for like three hours
fight me you dumb bitch, you’re literally a fucking god and you deserve all the love in the world
can y’all tell i love hyunjin, i love hyunjin so fucking much :(
and the third time was when an angel tried to get you to ditch him
they do this shit a lot actually, they don’t agree with the idea of any sort of demon being a guardian so they try to get the human to break the bond and get a guardian angel
and this angel was bold, he walked up to you when hyunjin was right there, the nerve of him >:(
hyunjin’s eyes glowed green as soon as he realized what was happening
“you have three seconds to get the hell away from my human before we have a fucking problem”
he fucking growled the words out
ngl, it was hot, you’d never really seen hyunjin this mad before 
the angel was scared af
yall went home and fucked after, for a loooong time
if you ever want to get hyunjin riled up, call him hyunjin instead of jinnie
his eyes glow green and he does that thing that people do where they like close their eyes and roll their neck around, trying to release the tension from their shoulders and keep themselves under control idk if you know what i’m talking about but it’s so dom, jimin from bts did it once and i think i had a spasm
“yes baby?”
and he’s looking down at you really intensely, like you’re something to eat
you can always tell when he’s in the mood either cause his eyes are glowing or suddenly your name has switched from y/n, love, sweetheart, and loser to baby or prince/ess
MOVING ON
jinnie has an animal form
it is, you guessed it, A SAMOYED DOG
except his fur is as black as his hair and he’s kinda VERY big for a samoyed, and his eyes are green
people who know what samoyeds are and are supposed to look like are kind of freaked out when they see him but everyone else just coos over how cute he is cause he is
he’s a very happy pup, actually likes for you to walk him and take him to the dog park and shit
doesn’t like leashes, but he’ll never admit that he actually likes wearing the collar with your name on it
“i just don’t see why i have to wear it y/n”
“jinnie, you don’t, you made me buy it”
“it’s not like if i can’t find my way home or teleport if the pound picks me up”
“that’s what i said before you made me buy it”
*dramatic sigh* “if you insist, just put the damn thing on so i can go play”
“jinnie, you don’t have to wear it, i really don’t care—”
“ >:( YOU’D BETTER CARE, JUST PUT THE STUPID COLLAR ON Y/N, DON’T MAKE ME CHEW UP YOUR SHOES AGAIN”
even sometimes changes into his samoyed form while you're at school and walks around the street so strangers give him food and pets and tell him how pretty he is
he’s really carefree and happy in this form and usually only changes into it when he’s really stressed or just wants to chill or play
he likes to lay on you in this form big ass mf thinks he’s a fucking lap dog or some shit so you rub his ears and give him pets and belly scratches and will not move until he gets them
lays in sunspots and sways his tail like a cat
not afraid to use the puppy dog eyes and they work everytime
call him a good boy or a good dog and he’ll probably bite you
do NOT play tug-of-war with this damn dog, he does not care that you’re his s/o, he will fucking DRAG you with NO. MERCY
one time y’all were at the mall and he was trotting along beside you in samoyed form, happy as a clam, until some rando person came up trying to spit game
long story short, jinnie peed on their leg
he got an earful that day but he still hasn’t apologized and probably never will
“i had to go y/n”
“YOU COULD’VE CHANGED INTO A PERSON AND GONE TO THE BATHROOM”
“c’mon prince/ss, it’s not like they didn’t get what they deserved, who wants to be flirted with while they’re walking their dog”
his logic makes ZERO sense and he knows it, bub just doesn’t wanna admit he was jealous
and as he’s saying this he’s back hugging you, whispering in your ear, swaying gently, even nibbling on your neck and earlobe a bit
he’s got you wrapped around his finger and he uses that to his full advantage
he thinks you deserve it for stealing his heart >:(, how dare you reader
ANYWAYS THIS IS LONG ENOUGH CAUSE I’M A SUCKER FOR ALL THINGS HYUNJIN
so basically guardian witch! hyunjin is a really chill but really devoted boyfriend, protective af with a heart of gold and would give you the moon and stars but pretends like he would sell you to satan for one corn chip
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