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The former Anführer of District 49 🇩🇪
Prussia with German herbal liqueur! 🌿🥃
Based on the Jägermeister brand. This is the first booze I've tried in my life and I like how they taste like cough syrup 😆
#my shiz#hetalia#aph prussia#he is the perfect guy for this drink#like nobody screams this vibe more than Prussia imo lol
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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There's a lot of validity in the idea that older Bakugo is a traumatized pro-hero with major PTSD... but you know what's kinda fucked up to think about? The fact that Bakugo is also a 22-year-old pro-hero with major PTSD even before that, too.
It's almost easy to imagine that things are actually better when he's older (the therapy finally a routine, the trauma long set and on the path to being healed)... and that it's his whole 20s that are spent as a pool of disaster trying to recover from the war(s).
He looks back and barely even remembers being twenty, much less twenty-five or twenty-seven. Barely remembers how little he slept, not at the hands of trying to balance hero work and getting a degree at the same time, but just out of the pure insomnia that came from trying to move on and every nightmare attached.
Hardly ever showering, never shaving (not that he ever grew much of a beard, but the facial hair was definitely there. There's pictures of him on the news with an awkward, grown out haircut and patches on facial hair that make him look positively... immature), barely even eating more than a few protein bars or an energy jelly drink-a day. It's a blur, and his friends are hardly there to pick him up out of it because they're all going through it, too. Somewhat.
It's definitely weird if you meet him during this period. He's not all there, at least, not all of the time. He doesn't really register your interactions, the friendship you extend to him (a younger, or ever older, version of him would've shown you that deep seeded ferocity in response, tried to bite the hand that fed him, even if it were love... but 20s Bakugo... doesn't seem to notice). Even though only one of his eyes is clouded over, the good one never seems to brighten up.
There's definitely moments when the old him shines through: when he's with Deku, when he's in the midst of battle, when he finds out that Todoroki still does a shitty job at chopping scallions. But it's a long time before he's even close to the same, able to step out from underneath the fog of simply surviving and into the sunshine of recovering.
But I think sticking through it with him is worth it.
(It's a weird moment, a happy moment, the first time you realize that Bakugo has changed. That the pouring rain outside hasn't bothered him since he showed up at your apartment. He forgot his umbrella, he's been quite careless ever since the war—wet and shaggy hair frizzed up, cheeks red from cold—but he doesn't seem to mind, with his bare feet up on your coffee table, his eyes gazing out the window. You hand his tea, and instead of gulping it down in one go, letting it burn in his throat, he winces at the heat.
"Tastes like shit," he says, and you laugh because it always does. Just this time, he noticed.)
#bakugou x reader#bakugo#this is what crocheting a baby hat does to u#no im jk i was just thinking abt bakugo being like 22 and awkward as h*ck bc he still hasnt recovered from the war#i wanna talk abt what he's like more but this is what came out instead LOL#like i think he's really stubborn abt ... coping with after effects of dying#and then before he knows it he has major depression LMFAOO#and he can like go to work get his degree do all he needs to do as a 20-something year guy#but he's not like. *there*. you know#and you meet him and he's a binch but he's not hard to get along with#and u just sorta take him in and drag him places like idk#your school's halloween night.. or even just a night out with ur friend (he doesn't even know how to order a drink)#and he doesnt even process it all until one day he's like 'dang it feels like ive been asleep for years'#and he kinda was#but he knows youre the one who helped him and now he wants to fix himself for you bc he remembers u being there for him#but he's so funny im imagining him with like. frat boy facial hair and a really outgrown ugly mullet type haircut#and lowkey with like. greasy skin (ik he's perfect but he's in a bad state and it shows) and he eats instant noodles ever day#and only watches japanese top gear#and goes on patrols where he beats the crap outta ppl and then doesnt remember it#DREAM BOY#and then he's big hero later#anyway#caitie post#gen
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it is 1am and all I can think about is how insanely tragic it is how overlooked the friendship between Ema Skye and Phoenix is. Like they worked on one absolutely bonkers case together and her influence on him lingered on his design after he got disbarred in the form of the pin on his beanie and its repeatedly shown that he kept the things (pink glasses, fingerprint dust) she gave him for like ten years. She's getting drunk at his office with Apollo in that one piece of official art. She wants to strangle Klavier for his involvement in Phoenixs disbarrment and they're both a little obsessed with Edgeworth.
#they're BUDDIES#i like the vibe that she is just nasty to Klavier bc of everything but Phoenix is totally chill with him#they're drinking buddies who are aholes when they don't have the jobs that they want#shes the perfect little sister that provides him with plenty of kits that test for poison while he's dealing with Kristoph#they encourage each others hater tendancies#she shares her adhd meds with him when he cant afford his perscription#she faxes him memes bc he refuses to get a phone that can handle images through texts#do you guys see my vision?#phoenix wright#ema skye#anyway I saw like one fic where they’re just dicking around at a crime scene and am devastated that there’s not more of that vibe
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new guy at work who ive already said i think is a bellend is probably like mid 40s and decided it's totally appropriate to tell me and another coworker, like me a woman in her early 30s that we are 'very very young you're basically still kids' like yeah he's kidding around and kinda means it as a compliment but how fucking stupid do you have to be to not realise how inappropriately condescending that is to say to your coworkers Especially women in a very male dominated field like yeah thanks we don't have enough trouble being taken seriously already
#he's also never been divorced and was trying to give her advice on her divorce. so sick of this guy#also called her 'little miss perfect' when she said she didnt drink. after she told us about her alcoholic ex husband#i get the feeling this guy never has moments of self doubt where hes like hm maybe i shouldn't have said that. infuriating
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they r not very good at this
#charlie’s art#so much vampire v/sh i wanted to balance out the ratio with a little vampire knives#(don’t want to bother the main tag)#more urban fantasy au! both twins r classical vampires and LR is an owlbear#razknives as a treat bc they are so stupid. i like them a lot#tfw you try to shove a guy against a wall to drink his blood but he’s 6’8#just doesn’t work out. it’s either this or tippy toes#i’ve been struggling with LR’s design for this au until i just went fuck it beautiful butch lesbian haircut#now theyre perfect#and knives is of course long hair and curly. <- predictable#razlo is just a beautiful bitch lesbian to me
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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun
#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls#and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox#hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank#and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please��#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like#“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer#“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute#“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing#and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink#he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead#“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment#anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape#Spotify
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when ure on the banner with one of like 3 girls who show up in 4kishi events and u go ✋dont worry ILL take the boobs&ass pose
#stardust speaking !#went to check his skills and laughed thank u for ur service vane.............#florences art & dress is rly good like woah#twelve hours until the main story announcement (delusional)#can i talk nonstop about masaki akira to u. my lil catlover my lil actual status condition unclear my lil favorite 'like a good kid u drink#the cup full of tragedy' scene my lil guy whos initially especially careful around 2 ppl after warnings but then ends up getting along with#them and sleeps with one (INCREDIBLE thing to canon rather than leave to the fanfics) and got annoyed with the other -> actually ended up#closer-ish through it#my lil guy who realizes figaros perfect smile is strange and cant believe their ears when he speaks and knows they that if they take his#hand its over but they r Not immune and flinches back to reality only thx to mitile calling for figaro#and then l8r holds his hand when hes sick. and then l8r doesnt hesitate at all to take his hand (situations different now)#heavens owens card that also has akira hesitating to take his hand assuming hes up to something & then taking it w no hesitation#akira/wizards r unreal. something in the water over there#TWENTYFOUR HOURS. not twelve. idk what ideal world i was living in for a second
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oh he knows what he's doing
#he said yes i have a fat ass!! what about it#love that for me#joe keery#and love his new glasses my guy finally decided it was time to See again#his only flaw is drinking heineken no one is perfect i guess
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Yelling THAT’S MY BAND the entire ATL set after realizing Alex was drunk and having a silly time 😍
#I can’t explain. I mean I guess I don’t have to because youtube and. STD exist#i hope someone posts a video of him singing a made up little song about his failure dream no one cared about#he danced so much!! he was just so silly. guys that’s my band and I miss them#jack and alex both have to be drunk for this band to be perfect I don’t make the rules#I was elated at drunk Alex in London in 2018 and 5 years later. same. tired of his weirdness!#special shoutout to the girl who tapped me on the shoulder and said my hair was in her drink and tried scolding me for pushing past her#it’s a show. move around and have a good time 😌 fuck outta here with that shit#txt
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changing castor so that he's just 9'9'' head to toe bc i think its fun. the canon size makes more sense but eh
#he was already like really huge at 6'0'' by pokemon standards but idk i think he should tower over most pokemon in general#most alphas if they arent based on an already small pokemon are#side note a joke i have in my head about atlas is kinda that he stumbled into the perfect boyfriend without realizing it#bc his type is big gruff but silly guys. who can bench press#and castor wasnt really any of those things when he first landed but atlas still felt smitten with him#and he was like ''yknow i dont care that hes not my usual type i like him ill be happy spending my life with him''#and then castor got character development and hes like ''oh wow''#and THEN he evolves and atlas is like. "holy shit holy shit holy shit holy SHIT''#fun fact atlas and castor get together the same day castor evolves (its a chapter in the prequel)#so when you see castor as a gligar they are not an item but when hes a gliscor then they are an established couple#castor was like. oh god this is awkward you just confessed and now im evolved and now i drink blood daily and you have to look up to see me#and atlas is like. just getting more and more excited the more castor talks abt how ''scary'' he is now#echoed voice#starfall tag
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SCREAM ok so swag .. found my besties on this tour theyre also w their parents & theyre 3 vietnamese siblings between 19-24 & im obsessed w them but i’m also an alcoholic so i keep getting drunk & shouldnt even b around ppl bc im going to be seeing them everyday for the next like 2 weeks
#stream#this is so fucking funny ALSKALSKLASKALSKALKS#like at dinner i was like ok SO HERES THE TEA ON WEED & THE ECONOMY#‘ first of y’all do u know what delta 8 is’ ‘ur too young to know what spice was’ none of them have smoked weed despite living in california#their entire lives#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA i felt mildly racist asking ‘are u a u.s. citizen’ BUT LIEK ALSKALSKALKSLA THEIR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS HOW WOULD I KNOW#like my girly Ngoc wasn’t a citizen but she had a PERFECT american accent like 😭😭😭 SOMETIMES PPL JUST ARENT#idk but also it seems like they’ve money so it’s funny whenever i’m like ‘bc we’re poor’ bc like they went/go to private universities &#shit & can pay out of pocket totally#fine like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALA WISH I COULD RELATE GIRLY !!!! ALL I THINK ABT IS MONEY & YHAT IM BROKE#like my dream of being a dr was shattered years ago ALSKALKSLAKALAKSLAKSLA y’all got med school money ? BC I SURE DONT ALSKALSKALKSKASLAKSLA#ugh forever wish i could’ve gone but whatever it sfine i’m going to stick w US POORS#BUT ALSO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY this guy omg he did a dual degree too & he just graduated like i did ECON THEN POLY SCI & he did the#EXACT OPPOSITE - POLI SCI THEN ECON#SCREMA so fucking funny bc like yes … stan … we get to GOSSIP omg he’s a J.S. Mill stan but lowkey i’m a smith stan but like i’m also a#smith literalist i SHOULD SAY#i made that up by that i mean explicitly that i agree w his views of sales and choice rather than ‘should be’ but ‘what IS’#im FAR too drunk#omg i did something i’d never do: finished someone’s drink after they’d drank from it#like me ? put lips on someone’s cup thag i haven’t had sex w ? girl …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA LIKE I NEEDED THE REST OF THE WINE INONLY HAD LIKE 3 GLASSES#that sounds so bad oh my god#ALAKLSKALKALKSLAKSLSKLKALAL#me avoiding as hard as possible to admitting to myself that i struggle w alcoholism#me realizing that i’d just be an alcoholic if breathalyzers weren’t a thing or id not have to drive
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HE STILL HASNT FUCKING LEFT I WAS SUPPOSED TO START HIS ROOM 40 FUCKING MINITES AGO
#i have an extremely fucking time sensitive room. i fucking missed it last week and im gonna miss it again bc im literally supposed to start#my lunch rn but i fucking cant and this room will be at least 20 fucking minutes If not the full 40#and thats only once he leaves. which he might just take another fuckjng hour ughhh#im fucking rly pissed off dude i was doing fucking perfect today#abd normally od just clena while theyre in there but this guy makes me rly uncomfortabel#bc he kept trying to get me to help him open a wine bottle for him and o was like I dont know how to do that and he made fun of me#and then he ivited a random other resident in WHILE I WAS FUCKING CLEANING abd they got the bottle open#and then he was trying to get me to drink with him#and i was like on the verge of tears im ngl bc i was so stressed . so i dont wanna clean with him in there#but i cant complain even tho they like Said you have to tell management if a resident acts inappropriately. and theres supposed to be no#retribution. but apparently last year a girl reported a resident flirting with her and everybody treated her like she was the worst person#ever. bc now the guy doesnt ever leave his room. and that girl had 2 quit#and im like ok. Kills my
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this chapter is so awful 🤢 I hate this so deeply
#so FUCKING swagless#this is like 2916 era tumblr bad#this is 'all bisexuals wear cuffed jeans and drink iced coffee' bad#this is 'treating disaster bi as an actual thing adults unironically call each other' bad#I feel so violent. where the fuck is my man#both of them actually. this lwj is just buried in the bland domestic bliss of a twentysomething q***r person lliving in a major american#city.#amd this wwx fails to capture the gravitas and drama and intensity of his canon self#hes just some guy whos had some rough stuff in his past but hes just so chipper about it!!!#everytbing is perfect!!!#he has a few jobs he does and a few hobbies and thats it!!!#they made wx so gd boring. theyre cool guys and deranged also. come on#ficblogging
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when they come home drunk…
… price
- thinks it’s important that he loudly tells you he’s married while you steady him upstairs to bed. points to his ring incessantly, slurs on and on about his perfect wonderful wife with the big ass and soft tummy. you roll your eyes and can’t help but smile when he doesn’t let you hold on to his arm to support him. something about protecting his virtue for his wife, as if you’re not standing right beside him. proceeds to lock you out of your own bedroom when you finally get upstairs, telling you his wife will be home soon so he can’t have a strange woman in their bedroom (but still remarks on your wonderful ass). you decide it’s too early in the morning to persuade your drunk husband to let you in, so you go down to sleep on the couch. you wake up with price sleeping soundly on the floor beside you, having gone to find his wife when she never showed up in his bed the night before.
… kyle
- gets sappy and apologises for being away. loses all concept of time when he’s drunk, says he’s sorry, he didn’t mean to be away so long, he was thinking of you the whole time, the guys pulled him along and he couldn’t say no. while he’s on his knees at your feet, pressing his face to your thighs and mumbling into your marbled skin, almost making you lose your balance with his fervent apologies, you gently remind him that you were the one who made him go out with the boys because he needed to unwind after a stressful weekend of combat drills, and that he had left with them less than two hours ago. he refuses to hear and only hugs your thighs closer, so much so that you have to support yourself on the wall. turns out all he needed to relax was you.
… johnny
- is horny. almost starts drooling when he eyes you at the top of the stairs, after struggling to close the entrance door for a good minute, causing you to investigate what made all the noise. gets a wild look in his eyes when he sees you in just his t-shirt and makes you scream and giggle as he chases you back up the stairs and to the bedroom. being absolutely shitfaced, he has the coordination of a tranquillised moose and stumbles head over heels across the floor, catches his foot on the doorway and narrowly misses the edge of the dresser with his head as he falls. still, his little soldier is courageously tenting his pants when you worriedly lean over him and he gets a good look right into the collar of your shirt.
… simon
- is emotional and clingy. can’t get enough of you, won’t leave you alone. you can’t make out half his words when he’s had this much to drink (and the mancunian in him breaks out too, making it ever harder to make out the words), but you play along, smile and nod and let him sit on the closed toilet seat and talk and talk while you do your night routine in front of the mirror. so lucky to have you, luv. how could’a lug like me get a pretty one like you, luv. his melancholy statements of love become comfortable background noise for you as you remove your makeup and apply moisturiser. lets you wash the sweat and grime of the day off his face with a washcloth, closes his eyes while you massage your floral-scented moisturiser into his skin, never once stopping his little speech. ambles after you out of the bathroom, holding on to the hem of your shirt, when you’re all finished and ready for bed. his devoted mutters only let up when be falls asleep next to you.
#i’m a simon ‘lost puppy’ riley truther#john price#captain john price#john price x reader#john price x you#kyle garrick#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick x reader#kyle garrick x you#john mactavish#john soap mactavish#john mactavish x reader#john mactavish x you#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#task force 141#tf 141#tf 141 x reader#tf 141 x you#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod modern warfare#sigh straight from the heart
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Uh oh
#Chat it happened again#me and the guy from plumbing hooked up#I hate that I’m falling for him cause he’s literally perfect for me#but we can’t be more then drinking and fuck buddies. I wanna cry and tear my heart out#like ofc my sex is good but not good enough to actually be with me ??#idk maybe I just feel extra cause I really do like him and he’s great for me.
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