I see people making the “I can fix him” and “I can make him worse” jokes about Astarion.
But then I see Astarion, balls to the wall, no IronyTM, looking at my Dark Urge like “I can fix her AND make her worse! At the same time!” Over here soothingly telling her he’s gonna help her curb her urge to kill, and kill him in particular with the power of their bond and that she “gives [him] something to take care of”, while also whispering in her ear “don’t you just want to rule a cult with me, darling?”
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Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections
Gets a silver medal
Refuses to elaborate further
Leaves
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Grunkle Stan is WHAT
I don’t know where the original meme is even from but it GETS ME EVERY TIME
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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.
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"Here." In his palm Ithaca places a handful of gold. Nothing odd or unusual out of place. That is until just barely a couple of minutes later it's not gold he's holding but a variety of teeth. The oldest faerie trick in the book. / @faebhaal
Give the muse an object and see how they react.
for a second , just a second , he looks positively delighted ! there is even a small smile on the edges of his lips , but just as quickly as it came , it went . his expression turns sour : dark brows arched downward , peeved .
teeth . his gift turned into teeth in his hands . again . ❝ ... i can't believe you've done this . ❞ again !
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And that’s how he discovered Fordtramarine!
Couldn’t find the post of the og meme so here
⚠️ i"ve also made a Bill Cipher PMV if anyone is interested :')
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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