#he is such a slimey dude

[scochetheboat]

Posting fuckin strange dudes

[thepartyishere]

typing "dude (gender neutral)" is so much more work than just picking an actually gender neutral word. istg.

[naffeclipse]

ASDLFJASFD HELLO??? THIS IS INCREDIBLE OH MY GOSH I'M DROOLING OVER THIS SO HARD RIGHT NOW AHHHHH!!!

I love how beautiful the boys all are and augh, the poses give them so much personality and style! I'm also eyeing the vigilante's hands so hard right now, you really captured their character with the tugs and touches! I want to kiss all of them, they're so well done ahhh!

Thank you so much for sharing! ♥

SLEUTH JESTERS

I read sleuth jesters while I was away from home and i ended up adoring it and then going "im gonna make a simple fanart" and ended up learning how to tween LMAOOO

Anyways this is a gift for @sunnys-aesthetic, creator of the Detective Au and @naffeclipse, the amazing writer behind Sleuth Jester on AO3!

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[prettyboypistol]

TF2 Scout NSFW HEADCANNONS +18

Slimey horny 16 y/o energy, hides his porn mags under his mattress and likes to talk to the imaginary girl bouncing on his dick this is canon and you can't convince me otherwise.

Again, mutters to himself, even in his wet dreams. Although, in his dreams he usually busts to the idea of fucking another dude on the battlefield to assert his dominance. It's a little cheesy, but he likes the ego boost when he's asleep

When he's awake he megapanics about the gay dreams and convinces himself that it's like- totally straight. A girl he banged a few years ago talked about dream interpretation once- it just means he has a power craving!

Has tried jerking off to men but he was so stressed out it killed his boner.

dick size: nothing to write home about tbh but it's fine i guess.

Jerks off often and needs it pretty bad, amazing recovery time tho. One time he stole Spy's weed stash and was absolutely trashed on horny vibes. Gotta say, jerking off high was almost worth the backstab he got for smoking the weed.

Has a bondage, lingerie, and feminization kink. he wants to have someone pretty all tied up and squirming in something femme for him- doesn't matter the gender presentation. He's got some internalized misogyny that he needs to work out (fuck it out of him fuck it out of him tie him up and fuck it out of him while you're in the lingerie)

[zaynes-nieve]

Spoilers for all of Thorns Under the Moon

Back into Aether core lore. Let's go!!!

We got some new hunter models

Bruhhhh, even Carter's model looks slimey 😭

Zayne did not want me to take those flowers lmfao. Not that I would. Who tries to poach people's patients wtf

Yeahh we already know Carter is batshit insane.

This entire scenario is a little too much like Finding Tobias 😭

Greyson showing us the videos of the hospital and this dimensional Wanderer is making so obvious we about to isekaied into DawnBreaker world bruh.

I'm tried of people playing god with these protocores especially cause Astra is an asshole 😭

Yooo Zayne and Greyson in scrubs???? My man is great with his hands lmfaoo. No but fr really good surgeon ten out of ten, no one is better than my boy Zayne.

God damn these metafluxes wtffff. Where tf is this Wanderer.

Not the Wanderer taking out a sandwich. What do you mean he woke up???? Ain't no way he is awake already. Wtf is Xander Sciences doing???

This man is raving mad. Wtf is the dawn breaker world. Is it an alternative universe? A spliting timeline? In the future? In the past? Now yall telling me it's a protocore dream?

Oh shit we finally fighting this Wanderer? Or we getting....yup we got isekaied now the question is...

Dude is that Zayne or Zayne.

Cause he is wearing the Dawnbreaker fit. I think he is straight up lying to my face rn. He is trying to pretend that he is our Zayne. Or is it our Zayne stuck in Dawn Breaker. Or are we not even in Dawn Breaker world just Zaynes dream.

Bruh this dreamception is too big brain for me at 8 am in the morning.

This is definitely Dawn Breakers house. It's got those weird energy drinks. But Our Zayne could have easily seen this just like Dawn Breaker could see our Zaynes life. Idk anymore.

Lying about the chocolate is crazy work. Not carrot flavored 🥕🍫

I'm like 85% certain this is Dawn Breaker. He is just slightly enough different to be not our Zayne at least fully. But the dark ice and light ice is confusing me again. Are they merged in this one? Cause William is our Zayne, but George and his mother is Dawn Breaker

Also this resonance isn't it. To me it doesn't look like it's working very well. Especially when It looks like we got knocked out cause of it. Also he is taking the ice from us. So is it like an Astra thing or when we do that resonance to take the ice from Zayne we end up taking it for ourselves?

Also, I haven't fought with a non-exclusive companion in so long. Seeing the Dawnbreaker fighting set is crazy again XD. Just make him an exclusive set, too, with the myth story I beg 🙏🏾

It's implied that we know that that wasn't our Zayne. So I guess that was Dawn Breaker. It isn't the first time that they've made reference to the fact that we can recognize Dawn Breaker as separate from our Dr.Zayne either. But Zayne was also sucked into the protofield, too.

Zayne needs his rest. I hope he won't have anymore nightmares 😔

Ain't no way that Wanderer was summoned by that fucking tool, are you kidding me??? Bruh when I get my hands on Carter, Xander Scicnes and fuckign Ever. I swear I'm pulling up with a demolition squad.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Grim Tales

Calling of the Witchblade

Jaune and Sage waited outside the Rose-Xiao Long house wearing their costumes. Sage wore a dark blue suit and had prop pistol attached to his waist. Jaune, meanwhile, was dressed as a barbarian, complete with a black headband, leather boots and furred loincloth. Sage giggled slightly as he saw him shiver.

Sage: See, this is why I told you that going shirtless was a bad idea.

Jaune: I'm not cold, I'm just nervous. I've never met a girlfriend's parents before. What do I even say?

Sage: Dude, relax. I've already met Mr Xiao Long and Miss Rose before and they're totally cool. I'm sure they'll love you. Well, if you aren't too much like yourself.

Jaune: *deadpan look* Gee, thanks. *rings doorbell*

Sage/Jaune: Trick or treat!

The door opened and inside stood Yang and Ruby. Yang wore a stylish yellow dress, black waist ribbon, black stockings, yellow boots and a witch's hat. Ruby was dressed as a werewolf, with red fake wolf ears and tail, red paws and red furred boots. They looked at their boyfriends and smirked delightfully.

Yang: Looks it's treats for us.

Ruby: Yep! *playful growl*

Jaune: *blushes* H-Hi Ruby, happy birthday. *hugs her*

Sage: *small laugh* Hey there, babe. *kisses Yang*

Taiyang: Ah, so the boys have finally arrived.

Taiyang walked into the hallway holding 3 large pumpkins. He had grey zombie facepaint and wore a ripped shirt and jeans.

Sage: Great to see you again, Mr Xiao Long.

Jaune: Um, nice to meet you sir. I'm Jaune. Jaune Arc.

Taiyang: Pleasure. *shakes Jaune's hand* Oooh, quite a grip.

Yang: Hey day, you need a hand with those pumpkins?

Taiyang: It's all good, sweetheart. Besides, you better save those hands for the Carving Contest.

Yang: Aw yeah! You're so going down this year! *points at Tai*

Ruby: Has anyone heard from mom yet?

Yang: Beats me. She's never this late.

Taiyang: She probably got held up at work. It's probably nothing.

* * *

[City of Vale- Murk District]

Summer Rose wandered into a dingy, slimey alleyway. On her right hand was a silver bracelet with a ruby at the center and it faintly glowed as she continued walking.

Summer: You'd better show yourself. It's my daughter's birthday and I do NOT intend on being late!

Low growling could be heard from all corners and 3 Beowolves peered from the shadows. Summer's bracelet glowes brighter and her red leather jacket and black jeans transformed into scarlet armour that exposed most of her voluptuous body. The Beowolves snarled and lunged towards her. Summer smirked and made quick work of them. She threw several punches and kicks at the Grimm, sending them flying across the alleyway. They gave pained moans before crumbling to ash.

Summer: Was that it? Give me a break.

Her short lived victory was interrupted by a loud roar coming from behind her. She turned around to see an Ursa raising its claw. She managed to block the attack just in time, yet was still knocked back slightly. Summer regained compsure and a long blade protruded from her right arm. The Ursa roared fiercely and got on all fours. They stared at each other intensely before making the charge.

SLASH!!!

A chunk of the Ursa's arm was torn off and it toppled over. Summer turned and leaped onto its stomach and stabbed it in the neck. Black blood seeped out and, like its Beowolf bretheren, the Ursa crumbled to ash. Summer transformed back to her street clothes and left the alleyway.

Summer: What a waste of time. I spent hours trying to search for clues and all I get are low-level Grimm.

Suddenly, the caws of crows filled the air and Summer looked up to find a murder of them flying above her.

Summer: Hmph. What the hell do you want, Qrow?

[velnna]

I want to know more about your butterfly bug man so bad im eating DRYWALL 👀👀👀

Name’s Ashton Rose (he adopted that last name from his stage name Crimson Rose bc he’s that extra). Grew up in a broken home, loads of abuse, substances and material struggles. Used music as an escape and was exceptionally good at it but life kept getting in the way of his pursuits.

For some background, yes he’s technically a bug inspired person. Lives in the outskirts of a vaguely industrialised metropolis that brings together many a fantasy species (we got some good old elves, more bug people, people with horns, wings, you name it). His species in particular isn’t very common or well known, and most of them go under the radar as unremarkable slimey 4-armed cryptids with your average human lifespan and below average consitution score.

The education system there isn’t too bad and Ash manages to graduate what would be something of a highschool equivalent, all the while trying to make ends meet for himself and his deadbeat parents and getting himself into trouble constantly. His musical talent gets noticed by a specific professor during this time (who also happens to dwell in magic shenanigans and there’s a link to the music there but I’ll leave it at that), and this dude does his best to try and steer Ash in a good direction, covering higher education tuition fees and getting him glasses bc the bug’s eyesight is godawful actually

Unfortunately he keeps getting into more and bigger trouble + struggles with substances himself and there’s only so much the professor can do. At some point in his late teens he meets Dahlia, who has a different but comparable background, and they become partners (in crime?) pretty quickly. They both harbour a lot of resentment for their own families and the systems they were brought into and it pushes them further and further away from a lawful path.

In their early 20s Ash reaches a breaking point and then comes into play a thing his species can do but which is regarded as taboo: cocooning lol. Essentially there’s a time slot in their youth when the butterfly ppl can trigger that process, after which that’s no longer possible. It turns them into more beautiful, stronger, better (and sometimes venomous) versions of themselves, with wings that in principle are functional. Not a lot is known about this outside their own communities so after this Ash effectively gets to come back as a different person. He and Dahlia orchestrate a whole heist to take the underground criminal net of the city by storm. His music magic and Dahlia’s venom (she’s a spider hybrid of sorts) play a big role there.

Now they’ve got a drug empire of sorts amongst other nefarious things and Ash is on a mission to unlock a specific sort of power/formula to address things (spoilers?) that pose a threat to his life and ruling. He’s one of the BBEGs btw in case I haven’t made it clear lol

I love them but they’re the worst make no mistake

[channoticedmeuwu]

14:43 HRS | p — CHOI BEOMGYU × FEM!READER | g — crack, atsv!au, spiderman!gyu, spiderman!reader | w — minor character death (?), mention of drugs

🌐 https://www.urmom.com. . . . . ⁰🕸️ミ :::🤍)!!!

INSPIRED BY . . . SPIDERMAN : ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE !!

“hey, kid, loving the cosplay— but can you get out?”

you shot your wrist at the ceiling and pulled yourself upside down to dangle, so you lay hanging like some spider. you eyed someone— a kid, probably about your age and dressed in the masculine version of your (custom made!!!) suit, holding their hands up and facing the slimey monster you were fighting. “damn,” you chuckled, pulling your back up to crawl on the ceiling, “i didn't know you could summon my lookalikes, villain I wish I knew the name of.”

“me neither,” your arch nemesis of the week responded, a tang of confusion in their own slime muffled voice, “i just thought you cloned yourself.”

“do I look like— nevermind.”

you had crawled up close enough to sling yourself in between your clone and mr. worship-my-calamity-causing-asshole, placing your hands on your hips, “dude, does it look like this town is big enough for the both of us?”

the spiderman you were frowning behind your mask at just tilted their head and shrugged. “i don't think it speaks,” the monster chimed in, before you shot a web at its mouth without glancing at it. ripples of slimey goo echoed in the room, causing a shudder to pass through your spine. “yeah, looks like it.”

then, it scoffed. “you're on my earth, girl.”

“your earth?” you laughed, “dude. are you high? take the kiddy costume off and go home.”

“if this was your earth,” the spiderman just sighed, throwing a beeping device at the monster, “you'd know that the slime cannot be shut up with your webs.”

you scoffed, turning around to face mr slimey, who had your web mouth muffler sliding down it's chin. “dude, he's perfectly silent—” before he blew up in your face. you blinked, turning around to the spiderman with twitching eyes.

“did you just kill him?”

“yeah, not your earth.”

“what the hell, dude!”

the spiderman pulled off his mask to wipe the slime that was covering the eyes, and you thought to yourself, “what the fuck?”

the dude was a god.

you blinked, eyeing him up and down, tingles in your head as he bent below to pick something up, his loose, overgrown hair falling before his eyes. and you shuddered, making him look up towards you. “like I said,” he cracked his fingers, a scowl on his features.

“I'm beomgyu, this earth's one and only spiderman.”

txt — masterlist

A/N — sorry ik this sucks and its very radnom.... but spiderman!gyu 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[lying-on-floors]

The Chase

A Hernández twins short fic

(Me and my brother have a very similar dynamic to Taylor and Tyler, so, this is based off of a real experince.)

"No, Taylor!" Tyler runs away from his sister, who was laughing almost maniaclly, "I do not want to wear your girly lotion!"

Taylor retorted, "your hands are so cracked, dude!" She grunts a little as she moves swiftly around their living room, "this doesn't even have a strong scent! It's subtle as hell!"

"Oh, shi--" Tyler fell into the couch and braced himself for his sister's slimey hands, "No, Taylor, eugh!"

His sister laughed triumphantley and declared herself the winner, although there was no actual competition.

"Now I'm gonna smell like you all day!" He rolled his eyes and scoffed at her laughter,

"You love it." Taylor teased and when Tyler protested, she threw a pillow at his head. He grabbed it and stared for a second before moving towards her. Taylor let out a horrified scream and started running away, laughing, and the chase is back on.

[bahfreak]

hello !! could we have a super slimey transhuman c!slimecicle from dsmp, we just want him to be silly and gooey with lots of IDs and maybe some xenogenders xp thank you !!

here’s yur goopy guy !! i hope yu like slime ^_^

room 019 ,, SLIMECICLE . . .

names : slimecicle , slime , charlie

pronouns : he / him , it / its , goo / goop , goo / goos , gloop / gloops , glee / gleep , sly / slime , beep / boop , zip / zap , drip / drop , mob / mobs , bone / bones , dude / dudes , bro / bros , awe / some , rad / rads , sick / sicks , game / gamer , that / thing , crea / creature , 🦴 , 🧪 , h* / h*m

terms : masculine or neutral

genders : genderfaun , demiagender , boything , vesislime , boygoop , slimebeing , slimeaeic

orientation : achillean

paraphilias : 💭 , ❣️ , 🛍️ ( meanings )

species : transhuman

cis - ids : autistic , limeamian , wetscent , immortal , extrovert , malusdomesticaphobia ( fear of apples ) , eds

tris - ids : hyperverbal , yandere , adhd

trans - ids : human , skeleton haver , luxamial , owned , glasses , null - sleep , perma - childish

roles : frijōn , beauheur , socializor , comedian

source : slimecicle from the dream smp

typing quirk : all caps ( example : “ HELLO ! “ )

[tf2heritageposts]

i aint no southerner but even in the fields of northern midwest, the small town-type councils are getting full of weird bible humpers and trump fuckers. theyre seeping into the reservations too; and its turning the councils, the white councils of some small towns, and the indigenous councils of some reservations, into greedy and ignorant little shitholes with predators and/or liars with dogwhistles. a rez near me has a really slimey and creepy chairhead, he turns his cheek the other way for predators. the small town i live in has a gas station with an LED sign thats pitting its townsfolk against its shitty council with trump fucker buzzwords. if you dont vote for the shitty democrat party, the whole country is gonna turn into even shittier republicans. some of these northerners, theyre just mad theyre being told what to do by southerners, bc they dont even LIVE in bumfuck nowhere. they live in cushy cities thatre falling apart behind the scenes, but they wouldnt even know since they dont pay attention closely enough; they ignore the south and the fucked shit down there anyways. id come off anon but theyd probably be even more pissed that its some native dude whos saying this, too. these northerners thatre bitching about the south? more like, racists 2.0, they dont pay attention anyways even to their own surroundings.

literally man. i fucking hate these people

[selfshipgushing]

HEEELLPP MEEEE I GOT THIS BLUE SLIMEY DUDE STUCK IN MY HEAD AND HE LITERALLY LIVES IN SOMEONE'S BODY. HE'S FREAKING MICROSCOPIC

GET HIM OUT HELPP MEEEEE

he's gonna eat you and turn you into a slime guy

[insomniaruler]

I just had this thought,

This image:

But it’s my goopie silly slimey boys

Doc knew he hadn’t been sleeping enough, between the prank war with the newly dubbed ‘Buttercups’ and working day and night on the Perimeter. So he still isn’t quite sure what he saw the night he dropped by Jevin’s castle.

It was dark in the cathedral when he entered, searching for his fellow hermit. “Jevin?” He called, after a pause there was no answer. Walking deeper into the dark cathedral there was no sign of the slime hybrid. Doc paused a moment to look around, Jevin had truely done an impressive job on the build. Sighing Doc turned to start the long flight home when he heard a crash from the more work focused area of the castle.

Worried for his friend Doc rushed towards the noise he paused as one of his feet squelched into something. Quickly striking a torch he lifted above his head, hoping he didn’t just step on/in his friend. But as the torch bloomed with light in the shadows three pairs of eyes gleamed out at him, far too large to be anything human.

Then they came into focus, one vaguely skin toned leaking slime from all orifices and down its front. Another teal with eyes like the void as it squelched and slowly started towards him. And finally one he half recognized, a sky blue slime inter mixed with bones of small rodents and human. Doc, often thinking himself the wisest of the hermits turned on his heels and ran out of there.

The next morning in the dawn light he returned with Ren jogging behind. “Doc, dude i don’t see why you need full netherite to visit jevi…” Ren petered off when Doc whirled at him, eyes wide. “Alright.” Ren surrendered, following his friend into the towering cathedral.

Doc creeped towards the work area convinced he was going to see the monsters from the night before. But there was nothing. “Wha-“ “hello you two? Need anything?” And then Jevin was there Doc froze up but Ren smiled brightly. “Doc just thought he saw something a while back and wanted my superior nose to help sniff it out!” Ren said. “Ah okay.” Later Doc would swear Jevin’s smile grew larger then what should fit on anyone’s face.

*What doc didn’t see*

Jevin reformed into a human shape frowning. “I hope we didn’t scare him too badly.” “He shouldn’t’ve been snooping I say.” Pete said as he squished his hat back onto his head. “A terrible awful snoop!” Charlie agreed taking a cloth from Jevin to wipe off his face.

“Charlie are you sure we can’t have meetings on your server.” Jevin asked frowning. “Nah we have too many admins they’d notice something for sure.”

[whovianwatchingstartrek]

A Whovian Watches Star Trek for the First Time: Part 083 - Vulcan Corruption Undone

Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 4 Episode 9 - Kir'Shara

We open with the Vulcan High Command preparing to Invade Andoria. Their leader is claiming that the Andorians have the Xindi prototype weapon, from Season 3. Of Course, we know that Archer destroyed that Prototype when the Andorians tried to take it, so these are just lies for the Vulcans to justify a war.

Meanwhile, Archer is on his way to the Vulcan Capital with the Kir'Shara, and Enterprise is heading to Andoria. Trip's plan is to meet Shran, because of course he's the only Andorian who would trust Enterprise without evidence. Apparently, if the Kir'Shara is revealed to the public, it will prove that the Syrranites are correct about Surak's teachings, and will remove most of the Vulcan High Command's support.

Apparently the Syrranites also know a cure for Panar Syndrome, from way back in the episode Stigma. This doesn't feel like as big a revelation as it should be though, because we haven't really seen how T'Pol's Panar Syndrome has effected her since that episode. If we had been shown its effects throughout, say switched out her Trellium Addiction for the effects of Panar Syndrome, I feel like the revelation would feel more important.

Enterprise arrives at Andoria and tell Shran about the invasion. His anger in this scene is really well performed. Instead of believing their plans however, they transport Savol onto their ship for a torture session. I love that their way of torturing Vulcans is to just forcibly lower their emotional inhibitions, I thought it was a little bit funny. Savol also got a few good lines while being tortured, specifically about his story about the Soldier who's name now means fool in the Vulcan Language. Eventually Shran and the Andorians do come around though, and even invite Enterprise to join them in the battle

A few Vulcans working for the High Command intercept Archer's group, and we get a pretty cool Melee fight scene. T'Pol also lying about where they're taking the Kir'Shara was also great. Archer and T'Pau's various guerrilla tactics in the desert make for some great action.

Meanwhile T'Pol is taken to Vulcan Command, and I just love how slimey V'las sounds when he talks about executing her, like he's just so delighted to have an excuse for an execution. Sent a shiver down my spine. However, his plans are interrupted by the Andorian fleet intercepting the Vulcan fleet. Plus, scans aren't showing the Xindi tech, because it doesn't exist. A Firefight breaks out between the fleets just as Archer arrives at High Command to present the Kir'Shara, and the fleet is called off.

Apparently, also T'Pol's husband has annulled the Marriage, which is a nice conclusion to that particular conflict, I just wish he was more directly involved in the arc for him to come to that conclusion. It looks like Vulcan is going to go through a huge reformation now.

The episode also ends off on a really weird note of revealing that V'Las was working for some other Vulcan dude, and the episode acts like it's a big reveal, but I've never seen this guy before.

This was definitely the political intrigue focus episode I've been looking for since the start of this arc. The Vulcan religion and Worldbuilding stuff is fun, but I'm glad we're really digging into the political corruption themes. I find it really interesting that the Religious sect of the Vulcans seem to become the dominant force on Vulcan after this arc. Is that what they're like going forward? I'm here for it, it's just weird that what I thought about the Vulcans before starting these posts was more akin to how they've been so far.

[eldest-of-katts]

hey howdy!! is there any chance I could get c!slime? :DD

one gooey guy!! a slimey dude!! he is 100% made of flesh (meat flesh)(and bones)(just like people are)(because he's people)(100%)

I headcanon that slime learned what people are made of via those old anatomy textbooks that overexaggerate every muscle so he looks super buff when he first appears. Then he realizes over time that human people tend to not look like they spend 90% of their waking hours lifting and slims down.

also I think dress pants are not conducive to espionage via goo so I gave him some nice shorts instead. and bones!! in roughly the right places.

anyways I hope you like him! If you haven't yet and you're seeing this vote for Eret, ranboo, dipper, hiccup, and Connor in the trans swag polls, send in a screenshot, and I'll draw you a character!

[sluttyten]

dude I totally relate to your comment about weird male regulars.

used to work in a high end restaurant and this one dude would try to hit on me and give crazy tips thinking I’d go home with him. I thought it was a joke at first but it kept happening and it was so uncomfortable. ended up asking one of my male coworkers to wait his table.

then there was another dude who would show us his vacation pictures all the time but it would just be him with topless women. had slimey smile and everything, he knew what he was doing.

Men are just gross 🤢

We had this one regular, a really old guy who would slip us a little cash tip when we brought his food out to him, but then he started getting creepy imo because he would like hold onto my hand a little too long when he slipped me the money, so I stopped taking it out to him and had someone else do it, and then I found out that he was hugging some of the girls (because we’re pretty much only a female staff here) and would kiss some of them on the cheek, and one of my coworkers even said if she sat down at his table just to chat with him he would like put his hand on her thigh (and she let him, like she thought it was perfectly fine and funny, like wtf no it’s not okay)

Just in general we have some gross and entitled male customers here that I just can’t stand. And the regulars just get a little too comfortable after a while I think, but I did decide yesterday that I just need to not let them bother me. Like if they want to ask for my number or whatever I can tell them no lol

I’m just glad I’ve never had anyone show me pictures like you were talking about. That’s just too weird.