#he is so dilfy that's his kid omg....

[chez-cinnamon]

Beware the CandyMan

Revisited my Resident Evil OC bc I'vre been missing them grrr

[starkeyisthelastname]

omg please write more dilf!rafe !!! Im becoming obsessed. I want more details of moms whos crushing om him at games and more about the kids and ofc smut between wifey and dilfy

to be his wife 😭😍

The stares that Rafe got as he walked through the crowded football stadium was something that he was used to. He didn’t mind either as of course he had always been a little cocky. He was gorgeous to look at with his towering height, ocean eyes, and white smile that he didn’t show often but when he did, it could make someone fall in love.

He was off limits and everyone knew that. Some of the moms couldn’t help but ogle him as he stood on the sidelines cheering his son on. He had just gotten a haircut after work, so his buzz was fresh. His clothes always fit just right against his muscular body, and they could only imagine what was underneath all of it. Of course they were envious of you, everything about you they wanted to have. Especially when it would be halftime and he would come climbing up the bleachers to greet you with a sweet kiss. He definitely wasn’t going to embarrass his kids, but his lips definitely lingered for a little longer than they should have.

“The kids are gonna be gone tonight. Yeah? I know you love to scream.” He rasped in your ear, pulling back with a dirty smirk.

With your daughter spending the night at a one of her cheer friend’s house and your son hanging out with a few of his teammates, Rafe kept his promise like you knew he would. Your hair was wrapped tightly around his fist, his other large hand pressed down into your back as he fucked you deep. You were thankful the kids weren’t home as you couldn’t control the moans and cries that were coming out of your mouth.

“Yeah that’s shit you like, ain’t it baby?” His voice low and breaths quick as he made you take his heavy cock. Your ass smacked against his toned stomach with each thrust, your cunt coating his length in a delicious sheen.

You gasped, your moans increasing the harder he hit your sweet spot. Your manicured nails dug into the expensive duvet that you were about to make a mess on if he didn’t stop. Not that you wanted him to as he made you feel so fucking good. He tightened the grip on your hair and brought you up for your back to meet his toned chest. “Gonna cum all over daddy’s cock? Fuck… you’re so fucking good to me baby. You deserve to be fucked and filled all goddamn night.” He mumbled into your neck, tongue grazing your damp skin as he felt you start to squirt.

[astonmartinii]

mamma mia | formula one social media au

drivers: sebastian vettel, jenson button and fernando alonso

what the hell is in the water in greece? why are pregnancy tests so expensive and why does seb name his vehicles like that?

fernandoalo_oficial

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location: greece

fernandoalo_oficial: had a great break in greece recharging the old batteries 🔋

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user1: old man who is this woman?

landonorris: who taught you to soft launch grandpa?

fernandoalo_oficial: hey! respect your elders

landonorris: you just called yourself old? and WHO IS THIS?

fernandoalo_oficial: none of your damn business kid

user2: why is he particularly dilfy lately?

user3: he's approaching silver fox territory i fear

jensonbutton: i see that greece was a popular spot for wold champions this break?

fernandoalo_oficial: i also saw, sad not to bump into you old friend :(

maxverstappen1: where was my invite ???

jensonbutton: cool world champions only

lewishamilton: excuse me?

fernandoalo_oficial: idk what to tell you it wasn't planned, me, jenson and sebastian just have good taste

sebastianvettel: i see mary goodnight was appreciated

fernandoalo_oficial: yes thank you for lending me your boat, huge hit with the ladies

sebastianvettel: very happy with my choice to get it deep cleaned before i got there

fernandoalo_oficial: first of all, i'm not dirty. second of all, thanks for the faith in my game big man

user4: i am so confused by this comment section I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW ALONSO FUCKED ON SEB'S BOAT ???

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yourusername: (sober) brunch with a side of light baby daddy investigation

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user7: only y/n would end up in a mamma mia situation, stay strong

yourusername: omg i didn't even realise, but donna was always a bad bitch, so i will just be the same

user8: i can't believe i am watching a girl investigate her own baby daddies on the internet (i love this place)

yourbff: if we can't find the lucky men, at least they'll have a cool ass aunt

yourusername: all fun and games until you have to change a nappy

user9: i'm enjoying this saga, BUT, why can't we just wait and do a paternity test

yourusernmae: i still need to know them to do that... and being nosey is far more fun

user10: all i'm thinking is this girl has to have GAME for three dilfs in the span of like three days... RESPECT 🫡

user11: i am so invested in this... please be interesting people 🤞

jensonbutton

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jensonbutton: back on sky duty and bumped into a couple of familiar faces

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user12: who let these old men talk about their sex lives on a live broadcast?

user13: i am entertained tbf

user14: obsessed with both needing to reinforce the fact that they pulled in greece

user15: i need seb to jump in on this conversation ASAP

fernandoalo_oficial: not happy with you pinning all of my success on seb's boat mate

jensonbutton: was it all your charming personality?

fernandoalo_oficial: obviously

sebastianvettel: i can confirm that it's always all the boat

jensonbutton: is that a confession?

sebastianvettel: gentleman don't kiss and tell x

charles_leclerc: jesus christ and we're the generation ruining the sport?

jensonbutton: f1 has always been slutty, you guys are letting us down

maxverstappen1: clearly you guys are still active enough to keep up the reputation yourselves

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sebastianvettel: retirement is looking fun, glad to take mary goodnight out for her first spin

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user21: did he just say mary goodnight? SEB WHAT?

user22: omfg he is potential baby daddy two??

charles_leclerc: so seb got a bit too lucky in greece?

user23: CHARLES?

user24: i am losing my mind they were right, they are the baby daddies

user25: i knew as soon as she said a nando with a samurai tattoo

user26: @yourusername he's number two !!!!!

user27: @yourusername we found him, boat and all

landonorris: YOU'RE POTENTIAL BABY DADDY TWO SEB WHAT THE FUCK

sebastianvettel: i don't understand lando

landonorris: check your texts

user28: don't forget the others lando

landonorris: @fernandoalo_oficial check your texts (and forward it to jenson i don't have his number)

fernandoalo_oficial: okay?

yourusername: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

user29: i think someone needs to check on her

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yourusername: i hot girl summer-ed a bit too close to the sun, what do you mean the three dilfs were f1 world champions?

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note: AHHHHHH? idk if i love it or hate it? do i know who i plan on being the dad? no. but do i plan on expanding on this? yes. mamma mia chaos will return.

[hor3nee]

Wait besthie bfr with me right now pls was sukuna gonna eat da baby in life or not I feel like Im getting serious mixed signals here and I love his dilfy ass being so uncaring but also like actually so caring and fatherly but CANIBALLISM 😔😔😔😔

HI OMG NO THIS IS SO FAIR TO ASK LMFSODLOGF

I was just shitting around in the replies I didn't actually write Life with Sukuna wanting to eat his baby in mind LMFAO. You are 100%%%% right though he like IS a cannibal and yes I would not put it past him to do that shit like I said. However, it is in my mind that if Sukuna truly cared for a human (like Reader) as a significant other (in his own cursed way), he wouldn't have any ill feelings to the child they bore either.

Especially since it's his too. Like I tried to convey in the fic, he was not necessarily excited for a baby. But he wasn't upset about it either. A kid is just.. there. Only after the birth does he take in legitimate liking of the child, mostly out of ego and pride though LMFAO.

And yeah caniballism if I'm being completely cynical here if he had just knocked up some random other that he did not care for he would eat the baby for shits and giggles I'm so sorry that is entirely in character for him too. LMFAO.

[evansbby]

PUHLEASE WRITE A SMUTTY ONE SHOT BASED ON THAT MILLIONAIRE DILF ARI GETTING BOTTLEGIRL!READER PREGGO!!!!!

Imagine the possibilities. She won’t be able to work where she does when she starts to fill out, he’s rich, he already has a kiddo, it was a one night stand… omg

Ugh he would be so sweet about it!! Reader would show up at his penthouse all upset and she’d tell him that she’s pregnant and start crying but Ari would be soooo daddy about it, like he’d just hug her and rub his hands all up and down her back and comfort her and tell her it’s okay and that “daddy’s gonna take care of everything, okay?” And you just sniffle like, “o-okay.” Anyways, then Ari’s son comes home and you and him start talking and wow! Turns out you’re GREAT with kids and Ari is so heart eyes seeing you interacting and playing around with his baby boy. Anyways, you end up spending the night in Ari’s bed again, and then again the next night. Ari straight up tells you that you’ll make a great mama for his son and the baby inside you, bc you’re such a natural with kids and you agree bc Ari sounds like he’s always right! But I can imagine Ari’s ex wife would be problematic to your perfect dilfy fairytale 😭😭😭

[mariatesstruther]

okay hear me out modern au where Tommy and Maria first meet in a club in their 20s and they bump into each other while dancing and just start dancing together and they just hit it off but in the end they both forget to give each other their numbers so both of them go back to the same club the next week to hopefully meet each other again (also Tess and Maria definitely go clubbing together because I love them as best friends)

cowboy!!!! yes yes YES i LOVE this. and u could extend this meet-cute into like a whole thing where tommy and maria keep trying to meet at the club and exchange information, but something gets in the way everytime!!!! kid emergency!!! bar fight!!! cocaine bear on the loose!!! zombie apocalypse—who knows????

im thinking the first time, tess drags maria to a bar she likes because she’s been trying to get the attention of this hot dilfy guy at the bar, but he’s always tailing along with his friend. by tess’s design, maria and tommy meet and and hit it off and dance (to maria maria by santana) the night away. they fall in love and decide they want to go home together, so maria goes to the bathroom—but joel randomly comes up and is like “tommy, hey sorry selena’s mom called, sarah had a nightmare and she wants us both to pick her up, we gotta go” and in true miller dad-uncle panic they BOLT. by the time maria comes back, tess is like “idk dude, mine got a call so they had to go. seemed like an emergency. bummer” and they assume thats that

on the flip side: everythings okay with sarah, but after tommy and joel tuck her in tommy’s suddenly just like “fuck—fuck!!!!!” and joels like “what? what???” and he’s like “i didn’t get her number :(:(:(:( fuck” and so joel’s like “it’s okay, i see her friend there all the time” and so tommy’s like “omg :D do you have her friends number?” “well… no” “joel… what the fuck man.” so they make a plan to go back next week with the hopes of at least seeing tess and getting maria’s number from there—tommy also wants to get tess’s number for joel, but he doesn’t need to know that

little do THEY know, tess and maria are already plotting for next weekend. they show up to that bar looking fine as FUCK—they quite literally turn heads walking through the door. of course the miller brothers are there, sitting in a booth all the way in the back and waiting, making eyes. tess and maria are not shy, so they start making their way over. unfortunately, some drunk asshole decides to try to get handsy with tess on her way there—which results in her punching him in the face, which results in him trying to punch her in the face. she dodges, of course, but it starts a full-on bar brawl that the miller boys jump into without hesitation (joel manages to tackle and land a few good ones on og drunk asshole too so. slay.). none of them get arrested or anything, but they definitely don’t get eachother numbers on account of joel and tommy having to duck the cops

so i guess they gotta keep trying ;)

[sinsandsweetness]

HOWD YOU GUESS😏😏

so my litter sister and his kids are closer in age, and my little sister plays with his kids all the time.

so tonight he invited us over for pizza and i was like how the hell could i turn that down🤭

and we went over there and he just kept a conversation going on with me and kept showing me his collection of native artifacts like arrowheads and i kept brushing his and and kept eye contact with him(i only ate two slices of pizza cause i was super nervous) and the kids started playing rough so he sent them to the room to play and closed the door and said something about smoking and i was like HELL YEAH and he sat beside me and lit the pipe for me and we held eye contact and when i tell you i was SHAKING AND PULSING and we just held eye contact, with his hands so close to my face and my face was BURNING BURNING. it was so fun and then the kids came back out

i wrote it in a story kind of way just for you🤭

bby anon<3

Aaaahhhhhh the tension omg. Love. Love. Love. Living my dilfy dreams… catn say I’m not jealous bby<333

[gothsuguru]

good morning! i hope it's okay to pop into your inbox, because i wanted to tell u how much i enjoyed ur tags on my gumi's teacher drabble<3 thank u so very much!!

hehhe gumi being mean to gojo is one of my fav tropes ever bc he's such a child himself i just know it genuinely irritates him. and wahhhhhhh gumi is a refined little gentleman!!! he said he'll get back in the kitchen to wash dishes if it means he can buy reader a croissant<3

also the toji spider discourse was so fckin funny pls im still giggling about it the next day. he's such a strange, gross man why is he STILL SO HOT AND RAAAAAAAAA ＼(￣▽￣)／

hope u have a superb saturday!!!

OMG GOOD MORNING <333 IT’S BEYOND OKAY AND HEHE PLEASEEEEE I LOVED THAT STORY SO MUCH i literally love any oneshot/fic that has megumi as a kid who loves reader & who bullies his guardian (gojo/toji) IT’S JUST SO FUNNY TO MEEEEEE they deserve it <3

BABY MEGS IS A REFINED LIL GENTLEMAN him saying that he’ll pay for reader’s food without having any money to his name is actually SO real… sniffles that’s my son <3 PLEASENDNDND gumi would ABSOLUTELY do chores to get money to get a lil something for reader HE’S SOOOOOO PRECIOUS 🥹🥹🥹

NDNDNDMDMDSMDNND THE TOJI SPIDER DISCOURSENDNDNND you saying that he’d chase you around w a spider is TOO real……… HE IS STRANGE AND OFFPUTTING BUT STILL SOOOO DILFY AND SEXY methinks i need him carnally </3

I HOPE YOU HAVE A SUPERB SATURDAY TOO HEHE <3 MWAHHHHHHH 🩷🩷🩷

[gothsuguru]

KAIRO KAIROKAIROOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT OUR OC'S PLEASEEE PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KNOW ALL ABT THEMM:333333333333 - @teddybeartoji

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ASK I HAVE EVER BEEN ASKED SO THANK YOU FOR MAKING HISTORY MICKEY <333 omfg okay i’m literally jumping w excitement let me tell you everything about my favorite bastards <333 i’ll say their names & jobs now and then i’ll go into detail :3

dmitri king (assassin), xavier rayne (assassin/home fatale, spy), icarus (thief), damien romanov (assassin/home fatale/spy + poison concocter), silas kane (hacker)

okay so they’re all in a group together and as you can see they’re all criminals, BUT, as atonement they somehow found themselves in a robin-hood esque group where they help those less fortunate/who’ve been hurt by other criminals/the rich and help them out w whatever they need! they’re a group of hilarious bastards i Love them :3

and then they all have dilfy dads and i WILL get into that as well <333 MORE INFO UNDER THE CUT :>

OKAY SO!!!!!

- dmitri is one of my first proper oc’s i ever created and she’s my utmost beloved <333 she has a scar on her left eye and her iris in that eye is a blood red color (because panache) and she also has a scar on her heart — i’ll explain these a little bit later! but she currently works as an assassin alongside her friends that she’s made in the business! she’s a bastard, witty, funny, & a bad bitch/chaotic dumbass and i Love her so much <3

she also owns a male strip club called “Eros” where her father used to work as a dancer — a beautiful man who’s a psychopathic evil dilf — he had her VERY young and he would use her almost in a kid-fighting ring & would take her along during hits where he’d seduce & kill his marks while she watched. he also tried killing her when she was a kid (stabbed her in the heart and kissed her, and then he left her in an open grave where she crawled out of) + years later she gains another “father figure” when she’s put into the system but he cuts her eye during a fight they have and she kills him and burns the house down while she laughs (insane breakdown but she’s a bit psychopathic so she doesn’t care anymore)

she grows up doing hit jobs and for lore i made her handler xavier’s father — he finds her all bloody and covered in soot because she’s crawling away from the burning home <333 and he gets her a job with an Assassin Guild where she ends up being the top assassin <3 she doesn’t care for the title, she just enjoys killing :3 as she grows older she becomes the owner of Eros and a protector of those who work there! (another assassin oversees the strip club when she’s not there, his name is adrian storm he’s very sexy & sexually sadistic :3 he’s tall & has tan skin + wavy purple hair in a half up-half down style and he carries a whip w him :3)

but omg yeah dmitri my bestie she’s very beloved to me :3 i love my badass assassin so much <333 there’s a lot of STORY behind her character but this is just a lil taste! she has a very Rough childhood but doesn’t pay it any mind honestly! except one day during a heist at a fancy party she ends up seeing her dad… chaos ensues…

- xavier rayne is so beautiful to me he was my first male oc :3 devastatingly beautiful, he has hair like geto’s where it’s in a bun & he has bangs! he’s tall and a bad bitch <3 he’s the mastermind/leader of this criminal group and as a child i think he had a backstory similar to black widow in which he was trained to be a spy/assassin and he’s an homme fatale — he uses his beauty to get what he needs.

(fun fact, when dmitri’s dad fucks off after he stabs her, he ends up in the place where they train young boys to become assassins/homme fatales as xavier & damien’s teacher!) in order to become a Proper Assassin he had to fight to the death against other aspiring assassins (he won which shows how strong & powerful he is — not as much as dmitri ofc ;) they originally met when he was sent to kill dmitri and he tried flirting w her but she was SOOOOOOO oblivious he was so done w her and when she realized he was flirting w her she was like “you can continue please continue” and then he bonked her on the head and said “no.” <333 beloved losers turned besties

- damien romanov grew up in a very strict household, i think his father wanted him to become a violinist and it was just a VERY cold home/relationship! certain events happen and he ends up at the same assassin guild and becomes a spy & he concocts poisons/is very well-versed with medicine as well! he has shoulder length black hair and stormy grey eyes <333 he’s very beautiful & lethal :3

- ICARUS!!!!! beautiful gorgeous fun baddie <333 he’s an art/jewelry thief! he loves the finer things in life so he became a thief <3 he grew up in the circus and left as a preteen! his father… is a bit insane but also very kind yet sociopathic… if that makes sense </3 icarus has hair like gojo’s just a lil tiny bit longer & tan skin <333

THE BADDEST BITCH EVER! actually icarus + dmitri + xavier + damien + silas (coming up) met at an art museum where they were each sent to retrieve something! (it was a set up from some evil organization methinks) ((idk if you’ve ever watched leverage but this entire group is based off that group and so is the art museums thingy!)) also icarus & xavier end up dating :3

- silas kane! he’s a hacker and he’s the sweetest one of the group and also one of the smartest! he lives with his grandma and everyone loves going to his house for a sense of normalcy :’) he ends up dating damien :3

there’s soooooooo much lore esp with each of their own individual backstories & how they all interconnect! (and TRUST… they interconnect.) i just loved the idea of criminals getting together robin-hood style <333 they’re all so feared but as a group they’re witty dorky goobers ;3 and then also… all their DADS are assassins in a group together too unbeknownst to the children… certain dads try to look out for their kids but others (dmitri’s dad) are praying on their downfall 😭 but also the dads don’t know that their kids are in a robin-hood esque group either until the party… omg let me open google docs rn [the kids and dads are also shocked when they realize they know the OTHER children of the other dads because like i said… all fates & meetings are interconnected 🤭]

BUT OMG TELL ME ALLLLLLLL ABOUT YOUR OC’S MICKEY <333 KNOWING YOU THEY’RE GONNA BE SO COOL AND SEXY

[evansbby]

You're talking about foursomes and I literally just watched a ✨spicy✨ video last where the wife is getting drinks and stuff for her husband and his friends while they play poker? . And one of his friends leave the room to use the toilet and they fuck in the toilet and then when they get back her husband realises and then fucks her on the table in front of his friends.

Also thinking that what if ari knew that his wife had a little crush on one of the guys and he teases her about it and the other two guys also tease her for not liking them?

omg so as y’all know i’ve already started writing the depraved foursome and it’s actually started out kind of similar to the video you just described omg!!! obviously i don’t wanna give full details rn hehe cos spoilers

what i will spoil is that reader doesn’t have a crush on her husband’s friends, she’s totally devoted to Ari, she worships her hot dilfy older husband😌 also in this fic, Nomad Steve is divorced and Curtis is married with kids😳

[evansbby]

I think we should normalize being an adult woman and wanting Dilfy men to read us bed time stories.

Omg! Could you imagine him reading you erotic fan fiction or a novel to you?! He’s laying in be with his back against the head board and hes holding the book one hand, while his other hand caresses you. Maybe he holds it lightly on your neck, toying with your nipples pausing to turn the page. He licks his fingers and swipes the page over reading the next part before his wet fingers roll your nipple in between them. He ignores you squirming and mashing your thighs together.

ugh yes this!!! but i’d honestly rather prefer he read me a kid’s bedtime story😌 like, it’s been my weird fantasy for a long time… it would be so comforting hehe