#he is sleeping thru the pantheon one god at a time!!

[ashoss]

The idea of Bruce being all of the kids mortal parent is so funny to me.

He probably slept with someone to keep his play boy persona going, and it just ends up being a greek god 😭 now he has a child that he has no idea what to do with. But heyyyyy it's not like this person is another Greek god (it was)

oh my god

some of the gods at a gala for some odd reason and brucie ends up flirting with them and said god/goddess is so impressed theyre like: i need this man.

[rukia-writes]

Hades x (fem)! Goddess!Reader

Plot: Flu season has come to Valhalla and it seems gods and goddess of health are busier than ever; a familiar god needs sleep. ☁️

Warnings: 18+, no minors 🔞, sexy nurse outfit, a bit of a smut.

Busy. Busy.

Flu season had arrived in Valhalla making the gods and goddess of health busier than ever before. It seemed as though the Greek pantheon had it the worst, Asclepius was busier than ever.

Good thing he could count on a helping hand.

“I thought I was going to die for sure.”

Ares, sick with the flu was in Hades as he rested on the bed with his brother Hercules laying beside him in a bed of his own sneezing into a tissue with his eyes red. Writing a few notes, Hades with a bored expression noted that the two gods weren’t quite ready to go home now.

“Hades, may I come in? I have Hercules and Ares medicine here.”

Like magic the sick gods perked up hearing (Name)’s voice, (Name) was one of the nurses helping everyone out. Once Hades gave the okay to do so, the three gods saw (Name) effortlessly walk in with a huge cart with ample food. As is (Name)’s power, a master chef which has a healing effect, Hercules and Ares were a challenge as they were bigger and stronger than regular gods therefore requiring more food.

Hades watched as the two gods were practically “babies”when it came to the beautiful nurse. A pattern most of the other doctors noticed, and of course (Name) didn’t seem to mind too much as she would pat their heads and feed them if they asked.

“(Name), they are others who need help too. Don’t stay too long.”

“Don’t worry, I have it all under control-“

“This is amazing!”

Both gods, Hercules and Ares, said at the same time with happiness in the soul at how amazing (Name)’s cooking was. Thus, making only making (Name) smile at their compliment and turning rather bashful. Rolling his eyes while leaving, Hades didn’t want to see anymore.

Apparently, neither did his brother Poseidon.

Poseidon didn’t want to be there at all as he only came out of his office to let patients know they could go home, Also Zeus had a hand in him being there as well. As time went on, Zeus was now sick with the flu.

Hades didn’t think Zeus could even get sick.

“Zeus is sick too?”

“Unfortunately, and he’s been extra whiny lately.”

Hades and (Name) had a list full of patients as they looked over all the patients they had to see for the day on a piece of paper Asclepius made for them. Hades thought to himself he had no idea how Asclepius did this everyday.

“Well, I’ll get to cooking-“

“What happened to the old nurse uniform?”

“…What uniform?”

“This.”

Hades showed (Name) his phone to see a relatively sexy nurse outfit, chuckling nervously and then clearing her throat.

“No one wears that anymore, Hera deemed it too revealing. Zeus cried about it for a month remember?”

“Vaguely, would you wear one?”

Hades asked with a smirk on his lips as (Name) could feel her heart beating fast as she laughed nervously while leaving telling Hades, “Not in a million years.” While tripping over a trash can and rushing out the door.

Hades knew.

Hades knew (Name) would wear one, at least he would love to see her in one. Thinking to himself, it would be amazing if (Name) could wear the sexy nurse outfit. Lustful thoughts ran thru Hades mind as he envisioned (Name) bending over his desk while taking his thick cock from behind all the while massaging her breasts with the top part of outfit exposed.

Just the thought of it made Hades excited.

A thought that came to an end as Hades was awakened from his sleep by Hermes.

Yes, Hades god of the underworld had been dreaming the whole time. Poseidon and Zeus looked at Hades with confusion all to Hades embarrassment. Hermes informed Hades that everyone was taking about flu season and that Asclepius had made a list for everyone to follow this year.

“What were you dreaming about Hades? We heard-“

Poseidon gave Zeus a look of “don’t say another word.” And even though Zeus wasn’t scared he didn’t say anything. Hades cleared his throat and assured his brothers that it was nothing and that he was just tired.

“If you are that tired, Lord Hades. (Name) is here and she’s made everyone dinner.”

“No, she’s made me dinner. I’m the one who needs energy, Hermes.”

Zeus scolded Hermes only to have the messenger of the gods shrug his shoulders. However, by the end of the day Hades did sneak in the kitchen to have a talk with (Name).

Hades needed his energy too.

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

Interview

BB: welcome back everyone! So good to see you all here today! We're back for a 3rd time here on BB Channel! Like before we're joined by the lil cuties of Ed and Mari. But this time their parents have come to join!

Rex: hello...

Quetz: Hola!

BB: that wasn't a very strong greeting Rex!

Rex: I'm tired right now. Can't this wait?

BB: time waits for no one and neither does BB!

Mari: already this is super annoying! *sigh* so why'd you decide to bring them into this anyways?

BB: the people who follow this blog need to see how they're doing so long after Chaldea too! You two have had the spotlight for a while, so now you should share.

Ed: I mean... guess that's fair.

Mari: should anyone be dealing with this?

Rex: I'd rather not be here either.

BB: aaaww, don't be like that! This will be fun!

Quetz: that's a very hard sell BB.

BB: just humor me at least.

Rex: ...fine

Quetz: what are we even doing anyways?

BB: some of your interdimensional buds have sent in questions about how you guys are doing, and I'm here to get those answers for them!

Quetz: that actually sounds nice...

BB: what'd I tell ya!?

Rex: yeah yeah, pls get started.

BB: fine. First few are from my precious bombardier beetle! First one she asks: do you have any pets?

Mari: oof! Do we!

Rex: currently we have four dogs: 1 German Shepherd named King, a Pitbull named Sparks, a Dogo Argentino named Duke, and a Corgi named Marshmallow.

Quetz: but also we have a habit of adopting older dogs who aren't likely to get a home because of their age or rescues to give them a nice place to stay.

BB: aaawww, well ain't that wholesome?

Mari: we also have mom's bigass pterosaur!

BB: less wholesome. Next one from my dear yellowjacket: favorite foods?

Rex: PIZZA!

Mari: CAKE!

BB: whoa! Pump the brakes you two! No need to get too excited!

Quetz: ...honestly? I don't really have a favorite food. Just a bunch I like to eat and some I don't. If I had to choose, I'd say chocolate.

Ed: I'm a steak man myself.

BB: 2 sweets, and 2 savories. Next up! Who wakes up earliest?

Rex: Quetz

Ed and Mari: Mom

Quetz: ...I guess it's me... hehehe.

BB: honestly I'm not surprised. She's so damn athletic and even used to be a professional.

BB: next! Where do you all like to go for vacations and such?

Ed: mom and dad have a vacation home in Alaska.

BB: Alaska?! Why?

Mari: when warm weather is the norm for you it's nice to go to the cold to change things up.

Rex: yeah, it's actually very nice. Not too many people and beautiful nature sights.

BB: well to each their own. Another from my dear antlion: how long does it take to pick a movie or TV show to watch?

Quetz: hehehe, we're all so indecisive it takes ages to pick. It's not uncommon for us to give up after taking so long.

BB: you should work on that. This next one's interesting. My precious army ant also suggests a round of common household jobs and the like from each member.

Rex: hmmm

BB: she gave an example of like, who does the cooking?

Quetz: well it's both me and mi amor in that case. The kids aren't very creative.

Ed: hey! We're plenty creative!

Mari: no we're not, don't lie.

Rex: we only really ask that the kids clean their rooms and any messes they make. We handle most everything else.

BB: they should really show some independence tho. Can't coddle them forever.

BB: in the next one, Cadence asks about a house tour and if there's a jacuzzi.

Quetz: a house tour feels like it should be it's own thing.

Rex: yeah, but we do have a jacuzzi dude, so don't worry.

BB: next one's from Reen: she asks what would life be if you weren't in chaldea,

Rex: y'mean like now? I mean... it's a relatively normalish domestic life? With less work tho.

Quetz: si, I've made plenty from my lucha career before retirement we don't have to worry about money much. But mi amof still makes money just in case.

BB: well after that she asks: how was your life before and after meeting each other?

Rex: ...kinda sad. Aside from chaldea and saving the world, I was kinda just... stagnant. Go to work, go home and so on. Not much to my life before then.

Quetz: ...honestly, for me it was the same. After the age of Gods ended we didn't do much of anything. We mostly watched over humanity, I've been summoned in modern day before but that was rare and infrequent.

Rex: ...after I met Quetz tho... I dunno things felt... better? She kinda forced her way into my life after I summoned her and... I was more then ok to accept her... before long we had something beautiful...

Quetz: aww, mi amor! I'm so happy to hear that!

BB: ain't that sweet? Like me and my dear centipede. Final one from Reen: if you could build a dream home then where? (Can be in fantasy)

Rex: I mean... where we are now is good.

Mari: yeah, right at the border of a huge rainforest in the Yucatan sounds fine.

Ed: but what about the fantasy bit?

Quetz: hmmm... we don't really look at fantasy much. But maybe a castle of some kind?

Rex: or a Mayan temple? But with electricity and Wi-Fi.

BB: that's fair. Need those memes in your life. Now some from Kaz! First she asks: what kind of gifts do you give each other?

Rex: uuhh, well I like getting mi corazon custom things. Like some personal clothes, or even a portrait of the two of us.

Quetz: ehehehe, I like to spoil mi amor with extravagant things! Golden treasure and the like!

Mari: concerning...

BB: next, how would you spend the day if it's raining outside?

Rex: I actually enjoy rainy weather, so I like to chill near a window or even on the porch listening to the rain.

Mari: it's very soothing.

BB: how quaint. Last one from Kaz: whose good at cooking and baking?

Quetz: hehehe, that'd be me. Tho it might be considered cheating since I use my goddess power to help.

Mari: well no one else is the greatest normally so it's fine.

BB: a good 'ol better then nothing kinda attitude! Now we're back to Cadence but with more relaxed questions: what's the current house look like?

Rex: ....big.

Mari: like three stories tall with a DEEP basement.

Ed: like... 5 rooms too many.

Quetz: we also have an indoor pool.

Rex: the outside looks almost gothic, but partially taken over by nature.

BB: all this near a rainforest?

Quetz: si! Despite the size, all the nearby trees still tower over it.

BB: nature can get scary. I've seen worse and have been worse but still. Another one: how do family events function? Any specific holidays?

Quetz: ...most family events are just us... going somewhere nice to eat nice food...

Rex: do they mean bringing extended family? My family lives too far to visit often

Quetz: ...and I'd rather not speak of mine... things have gotten rocky as of late.

Mari: right, well for holidays we celebrate most standard one, like Easter and valentine's and such. For October we kinda try to combine Halloween and Day of the dead.

Ed: but Christmas is the most important for us! Mom and Dad always make the biggest celebrations for Christmas!

BB: gotta love the holidays! Especially when your mom is santa... still weird to say that. Next one! Any plans for the future?

Rex: eh... not really? I mean I want to prepare Maria to continue the family magecraft, since Ed has no interest.

Mari: someone has to continue on this lost practice.

BB: good to know it won't be lost to time like we thought. Next one! Daily life?

Rex: I wake up, eat, work on magecraft, spend family time, spend time with Quetz, go to bed.

Quetz: I wake up, workout, eat, workout, spend time with mi familia, lovely time with mi amor and then I sleep.

Ed: I wake up, take a walk, eat, practice soccer, spend family time, sleep.

Mari: sleep, sleep again, dragged to breakfast by mom, eat, eat again, mess with magecraft, eat, sit with everyone else, scroll thru my phone for hours, sleep.

Quetz: *sigh* mija, you need to change your priorities.

Mari: mmmmm... No.

BB: bad habits there Mari. Next they'd like to know if your in contact with anyone from chaldea? Other then me!

Rex: here's a real quick list: Marie, Mash, Kiara, Penth, Astraea, Martha, Ishtar, Gorgon, Jalter, The twins, your kids BB, etc etc.

Quetz: too many to list...

BB: nice you haven't lost contact! Next! About that Wedding?

Rex: well... it was eventful to say the least. Not long after completing the china LB. Most of the servants were invited, and most of Quetz's family showed up.

Quetz: si, Martha officiated it for us. Most of my family were so nice at the time... too bad that hasn't lasted.

Rex: let's not mention that...

BB: it was such a nice wedding! You two were so "nervous" you had trouble with your vows! How adorable!

Mari: why the quotes?

BB: no reason... now we're at the home stretch! Good 'ol Ash has some for stuff that technically hasn't happened yet, but you should still be able to answer! What responsibilities will Rex take on when he joins the pantheon?

Quetz: ...well he'll be largely a guardian of life on earth. Authority over things like the jungle itself, volcanos, and even snow... for some reason.

Rex: well it still snows in mexico... occasionally.

Quetz: and we'll be sharing authority over Venus! I wanted to share it with mi amor!

BB: cute! Hmmm, not sure if you cananswer this one just yet? Adjusting to God hood?

Rex: well I got to try it out a bit. Summoning lava and snow is... interesting. But also... my mind felt... odd... but also clearer? Not sure how to put it...

BB: I'm sure when you get there you'll get it... took me a bit after servant fest. And how did the other divinities react?

BB: actually I have some recordings of that to answer, so play the clip!

A screen appears showing recordings of some servants, one at a time.

Ishtar: eh! She's turning you into a god!? ...I guess you've earned it master...

Eresh: what!? Can you do that?! ...guess I won't see you in Kur... then again I don't think you have any link to Kur anyways.

Kama: do you really think your cut out for it? I mean... if it's just for you two to be together then I guess it's fine.

Astraea: godhood is a very big responsibility master. Are you certain you're up to it? Saving humanity is also a big task but at least that has an end point. This is... eternal.

Qin: oh! So you have decided to go for immortality after all?! Tho not the same as my methods, it is still good to see you two will be happy together!

Scathach: immortality? I've strived for death for so long... to see you go for immortality... Hopefully you'll find happiness, where I couldn't...

The screen turns off.

BB: very interesting! Most seem hesitant of it all... I for one think it's cute! Imagine in a thousand years you guys have a double date with me and my dear stag beetle!

Rex: ...a thousand years...

Quetz: still having trouble processing it all?

Rex: yeah... maybe when I get there... it'll be easier.

BB: now for today's final one! A scenario! One of you two goes berserk! What does the other do to calm them down?

Rex: well that has happened before... usually a nice hug is more then good enough.

Quetz: si! I've almost destroyed a few servants a few times until mi amor caught me in a hug! I can't bring myself to harm him... so I stop!

BB: sounds too easy... but I've seen that before so... I'll let it slide.

BB: well that's all the time we have for now! Hopefully you all are satisfied by the answers! We'll be doing this again, seeya!

Screen cuts out, the show's over.

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[ironmandeficiency]

day six: rumble

i have a group of commandos that i’ve based on the gods in my pantheon, and rumble is one of them!! it was a spur of the moment decision and glfhsjsk i love this boy a lot

he’s brand spankin’ new, so he doesn’t have any other stuff for him yet besides what i’ve added below

this one is a little late since i’ve been sick af since the 3rd, but hey i’m getting thru it

based on thor

fellow plant parent w bloom (he specializes in succulents tho, considering the giant one on his chest plate painted by bloom)

talks very very loud damn near constantly, only quiet when tending to his succulents or w animals. doesn’t always realize he’s talking loud bc his hearing was altered after a rough mission in the early days of their squad but he’s trying his best

got his name from both his loud voice and his affinity for making the ground rumble w explosions

enjoys studying the weather patterns of whatever planet him & the others are on. it’s helpful on missions even when that isn’t his intention. man gets a little extra happy when there’s the planet’s equivalent of a storm bc typically he likes to yell with it

also loves animals, mostly massifs and blurrgs and other ones you’d come to expect at a farm

that’s his end goal, what he fights for every day (besides keeping his siblings alive): get thru the war alive and start a farm, hopefully w his squad nearby

really likes to grow produce and surprisingly eats p healthy when he can. ended up rigging an effective mini-greenhouse under his bunk (he always sleeps on the top bunk, enjoys heights)

trigger happy and would rather go in guns blazing than think of a plan. is slowed down by the others in these instances but is great at causing distractions when they need something to catch eyes

drinks and drinks and drinks like wtf man is your liver okay?! his tolerance is something from the record books, and man drinks so fast that you’ll blink and miss it when he gets a new drink

did i mention that he was loud??

he enjoys things that go BOOM but has been able to restrain himself from exploding things at the wrong times thanks to asphodel and aurum

one of the few that can soften up bloom bc despite his sibling’s kind demeanor towards plants, they don’t extend that to most people

man is slightly disorganized and bloom hates it so much. tries to help rumble find an organizational system for most of his stuff that works for him but it never sticks. the only things that rumble can keep straight and tidy are his plants, weather patterns, animal info, and explosives. man is messy otherwise, needs self-care tips

the type to leave things everywhere, like little confetti sprinkles of himself all around their ship and quarters on coruscant. bloom and aurum just huff fondly and yell at rumble to pick his shit up, trident just leaves it there for one of the others to find, and asphodel and naxos smile and tell rumble that they found it