#he is sass master

[ukiyoebirds]

While broken bonds mend, some things never change.

@krazycat6167 helped workshop the joke.

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[am-i-soup]

them!! i adore these kiddos. they're my favourite humans in any continuity. they're such realistic teenagers and good characters in general (miko haters FIGHT ME she is my adhd girly and i won't stand for this slander)

a lot of people get annoyed by the kids, but i love the energy and family dynamic they bring to team prime. the autobots really need that after the terrible things they've experienced in the war (the kids are also funny and have adorable relationships with the bots and bring out the kid in bee, which is so precious)

[just-a-repa]

This was their dynamic, me thinks

There is a lack of Dooku and Qui-Gon content, so I'll take it upon myself to try to fill that emptiness a lil bit

[raddestrose]

no way he’s playing the “i swing that way but not your way” card

brutal dude

[manofmanymons]

I still think it's hilarious that Ven was once so incredibly pissed off that it physically thawed ice, and Sora once forgot his keyblade in a rage and just started beating the shit out of a man with his fists

But the kid who wasn't even mad about getting backhanded so hard he unlocked limit break got the reputation as "the angry one"

[iamthemaster]

Incorrect Quote Generator for @anoblewomxn for Simm!Master & Donna Noble

[deepbluececil]

“   Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ” (shadow)

"And that's a bold implication for someone who hasn't even pulled a knife yet." Cecil grins, clearly not taking the threat very seriously.

[haveihitanerve]

Gregor: I'd like to be the person who throws rocks into the deep dark spooky water with bad vibes that everybody says not to disturb. I would obviously die for it, but at least I'd die doing something I love—throwing rocks and causing problems on purpose.

[that-sw-selfshipper]

Never gonna get over Ce.s.ar going "So you can go back to the cluuuub" and bobs his head all sassy like. I need to see if anyone has made a clip of it. It lives rent free in my head, he's a dork and I adore hiiimmm ♡

[nekoprankster218]

went to see a small production of Beauty and the Beast where they added some stuff to the Disney version and holy shit I did not realize I needed Belle and Beast bonding specifically over books until they went that route

[getawayheaven]

I have conflicting thoughts about matt vines, but after everything that's happened, I think he helps in what he can understand? like it's clear that louis is banned from playing in several places,for exemple, so they see the strategy of sending him to the radio as a way for the music to play. I criticized the idea, but now I see the situation with more sensitive eyes. Not saying he's an angel, you understand? but i think they work the best they can without too much resource and i hope to see louis shine one day. it's weird, because i can't empathize with j*ff at all, i can't find a good side in his stupidities lol

We are on the same page about everything anon. Everyone has always questioned Louis' choice of sticking with Matt and everyone thought it's a stupid decision but at the end only Louis knows what's best for him and his career and he always surrounds himself with the right people and it was proved yesterday. Louis knows what he's doing and he knows why Matt's doing what he is doing. You are absolutely right, seeing the bigger picture now and knowing how difficult it is for him to survive in the industry, it makes sense that Matts decisions were best for Louis. He did what he could. But we all just think what Matt do is not enough. (Because fans knows much better what to do about Louis' career ObViOuSLy🙄) And tbh the case is same with Jeff, he do what's best for Harry and his success but I agree with you, even i can't stand Jeff. Lol. But his stupidities has landed Harry with the most successful career.

[mistrdctr]

What does your soul smell like?

Coffee

key words: intelligent, old soul, complex. you are an extremely thoughtful individual with a creative mind and loving heart. being around you is like sinking into a warm bath. there's something truly wise about the advice you give others, and being in your presence leaves others feeling warm, reassured, and inspired. compatible with: coffee, candle smoke, freshly baked bread.

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[preblesboys]

Okay, I see what I’m working with.

[jegulusofwesper]

My time to share !!

he’s the love of my life 😍

[theirondragonrants]

Ahahaha the eye-rolling PLEASE

Rhaenyra Targaryen and Jacaerys Velaryon HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S02E04 | dir. Alan Taylor

[tender-rosiey]

WE’VE SEEN SUKUNA WITH A SHY DAUGHTER, BUT WHAT ABOUT..SUKUNA WITH AN EXTROVERTED ENERGETIC HUMOROUS DAUGHTER⁉️⁉️

mischief reign — ryomen sukuna x f!reader

a/n: I HEAR YOU ANON

sukuna, the king of curses, master of terror and destruction, sits cross-legged on his throne with a look of pure exasperation carved into his features.

his crimson eyes follow the whirlwind of energy that is your daughter as she darts across the room.

“stop running, d/n,” sukuna orders, his voice heavy with authority. “you’ll trip over your own feet and break your neck. then what will you do?”

d/n skids to a halt in the middle of the hall, her little arms spread wide for balance.

her grin is as wide as her father’s, though hers is filled with boundless mischief rather than malice.

“then you’ll fix me!” she chirps without a second of hesitation, twirling on one foot.

sukuna pinches the bridge of his nose, muttering under his breath. “you’re too much like your mother.”

“is that supposed to be an insult?” you call out, stepping into the room with a knowing smile.

sukuna’s gaze flicks to you, and though his expression doesn’t soften, you can tell he’s relieved by your presence.

“it’s a warning,” he retorts. “one is enough. two of you? that’s a curse even I don’t deserve.”

d/n bounds over to you, her tiny hands clutching at your robes as she peers up at you with wide, excited eyes.

“mama, did you see me? I ran so fast! like this—zoom!” she dashes in a quick circle around you, nearly tripping over her own feet in the process.

“I saw,” you reply with a laugh, steadying her before she topples over. “but your father’s right. you’ll hurt yourself if you’re not careful.”

she pouts up at you, her brows furrowing in an uncanny imitation of sukuna. “papa’s always telling me to stop. he’s so grumpy!”

“because you don’t listen,” sukuna snaps, his tone sharp but not unkind.

“because you’re always grumpy!” d/n shoots back, sticking her tongue out at him.

the audacity of her response earns a low growl from sukuna. “insolent brat,” he mutters.

you stifle a laugh, knowing better than to let sukuna see you encouraging her sass. d/n, on the other hand, has no such reservations.

she scrambles up the steps to his throne, plopping herself down beside him with all the confidence of someone who knows they’re untouchable.

“why don’t you smile more, papa?” she asks, leaning her chin on her tiny hands as she gazes up at him.

sukuna stares at her like she’s just suggested he grow a third ear. “I don’t smile because I have to deal with you,” he replies flatly.

“you’re so mean!” d/n huffs, crossing her arms. “mama, tell him he’s mean!”

you step closer, your hands resting on your hips as you give sukuna an amused look. “you are so mean, sukuna.”

“I will show you mean later,” sukuna counters, eyes focused on you before they narrow as he turns to look at your daughter. “the world isn’t soft and kind. you might as well learn that now, you brat.”

d/n puffs out her cheeks in defiance. “but the world isn’t just mean either! there’s fun and happy things too! like flowers, and festivals, and—” she pauses, a sly grin creeping onto her face. “—frowny grumpy old men like you!”

sukuna’s eye twitches, his patience visibly wearing thin. “old?” he echoes, his tone dangerously low. “do you have a death wish, child?”

“maybe!” d/n chirps, completely unfazed.

the sheer audacity of her response leaves sukuna momentarily speechless, and you have to turn away to hide your laughter.

“d/n,” you say gently, crouching down to her level. “why don’t we give your father a break? he’s had a long day.”

“but he doesn’t do anything!” she protests, pointing an accusing finger at sukuna.

the cursed king leans forward, his crimson gaze locking onto hers with a dangerous gleam. “do you want to find out what I can do, little girl?”

“sure!” d/n replies brightly, hopping off the throne and striking a playful fighting stance. “let’s see what you’ve got, old man!”

sukuna’s lips curl into a predatory grin, and for a moment, you think he might actually take her up on the challenge.

but then he leans back with a huff, crossing all four of his arms.

“you’re not worth the effort,” he declares.

d/n pouts, clearly disappointed. “you’re no fun,” she grumbles, flopping onto the floor dramatically.

“and you’re exhausting,” sukuna fires back.

you step between them, shaking your head with a fond smile. “

“alright, that’s enough. d/n, why don’t you help me in the garden?”

“but I don’t wanna leave papa!” d/n whines, clinging to one of sukuna’s lower arms. “he’s fun to tease!”

sukuna pries her off with minimal effort, holding her at arm’s length like a particularly annoying kitten.

“I don’t need your help to be teased,” he growls. “I’ve got your mother for that.”

you chuckle, reaching out to take d/n from him. “come on, troublemaker. let’s go pick some flowers for your father. maybe that’ll cheer him up.”

“good luck,” d/n mutters, allowing herself to be led away. “papa doesn’t like anything.”

“except for you,” you murmur under your breath, glancing back at sukuna.

his eyes meet yours, and though his expression remains unreadable, there’s a flicker of something softer in his gaze.

as you and d/n move toward the door, sukuna’s voice follows you, low and gruff. "you're both in the same lump to me," he says.

your eyes widen slightly at the admission. your raise your head to look at him, suddenly right in front of you. you’re about to respond.

but without waiting for a reply, sukuna lightly bumps his shoulder against yours as he passes, the motion almost casual but undeniably intentional.

his gaze never wavers from the throne, but you catch the small, reluctant smirk that tugs at the corner of his lips.

"don't forget that.”

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