#he is public enemy number 1

[ithillyienseowyn]

Forgive me for being that person but since I am a book reader on top of a show watcher, witnessing Jere's ugly ass personality bloom in real time is the most jarring shit my eyes have witnessed and the longer this plays out the less forgiving I am.

[potato-lord-but-not]

WAIT DID THE MALEVOLENT TUMBLR ACCOUNT BLOCK ME ???????????????????????

[moogleboogles]

the blorbo to start off my art upload (in which i will upload like none of it because theres a lot but wherever I go i feel obligated to make people look at Him)

[lydiaas]

KIARA CARERRA & JJ MAYBANK in S03E08 TAPPING THE RUDDER

[thesapphiccrytid]

au where they're happy and go on silly little dates instead of making me sad

[introspectivememories]

Lmao Bernard, Jason and Alfred team up to bully Tim on kitchen hygiene. Like tim, my guy why is none of your appliances useable to actually cook food.

so real. alfred walks in and sees the flesh-eating amoebas in the blender and launches into the biggest lecture of tim's life. "i'm not mad, master timothy. just-" / "don't say it alfred." / "-just disappointed."

jason walks in, sees the kitchen, and leaves a note taped onto the cabinets that says "i should've finished the job at titan's tower"

[jestiric]

nines my favorite doctor for the sole fact that hes just fucking insane like no other regeneration is

[meekmedea]

first kisses & allergic reactions

This doesn't really have a set time that it happens, but since Clemensia has reincarnated to a time where her friends and classmates aren't the most mature (though she admits that some of them as adults were still far from mature), it leaves room for certain...hijinks

Like the one suggested in the title...

Let's imagine this: Clemensia has a strawberry allergy - and it's far from mild

In her original timeline, she'd have found out sometime as a kid when offered one at school

In this timeline, she just avoids strawberries - less hassle and all. And who knows maybe she can use it to avoid meeting Dr. Gaul

Consequence: nobody else knows of her allergy yet

Around this time, these kids are up to no good - the boys are currently menaces (yes, this includes Felix) to the girls

It's really just them daring each other to do things that annoy the girls - steal a thing from them, pull their hair, the works.

Someone nearly lost a pigtail (Vipsania's glare was too scary for them to try again)

Because of the game, Sejanus is the only boy that the girls will interact with nowadays (to the ire of all the other boys in their class) He got dared once - felt so bad stealing Clemmie's ruler that he like spilled the beans like 5 seconds after the act

It comes to a culmination on Iphigenia's birthday:

Nia brings chocolate covered strawberries to celebrate her birthday

Clemmie manages to avoid eating it (Offers it to Festus if he switches seats with her so she can be by the window)

The game is still a thing amongst the boys during recess.

When it's Coryo's turn, maybe he's been a little too boastful lately and because of that Festus dares him to steal a kiss from the next girl that walks through that door

It's Clemmie (womp womp) - Coryo conveniently ignores the fact that Iphigenia is there too, right beside her

Coryo has his pride at stake and has decided to commit

Here's where things go off the rails:

When stealing a kiss, had Clemmie not moved, that kiss would have landed on her cheek

Except she had moved. It landed on her lips instead.

And guess who had a strawberry earlier? Hint: It wasn't Clemmie

Anaphylactic shock is not a pretty sight at recess, but she gets help pretty quick and the adults are like "Oh, she'll be fine. It's just an allergy."

Except these kids are UBER dramatic. (I pity their teacher)

Nia is convinced that it means Clemmie is going to die and is inconsolable

Felix hadn't thought Coryo would go through with this, and is like spiralling between - "Is this my fault for not stopping him??" and "This is Coriolanus' fault!!" And if he wasn't busy consoling Nia, he'd be down to throw hands with Coriolanus

Coryo is reeling from it all

Livia is like, "we should blame Coriolanus if anything happens to Clemmie" - she's like maybe 5 seconds away from starting a riot (Felix would 100% back her)

Someone (Arachne?) thinks allergies are contagious and now the class is in hysterics - are we all going to die???

During this time, Felix and Nia slip away to go find Clemmie

There's (some) panic when the teacher notes Felix and Nia's absence. Nobody has ever felt so much relief when they find those 2 in the nurse's office with Clemmie

Let's face it, nobody wanted to make that call to the Ravinstill family and be like "Hey...your kid's missing (again)."

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Masterlist of other rambles/hcs

[heavensincarnate1111]

for the sake of my own mental stability i chose to not only block out the entire calypso’s island chapter in botl but also just choose to believe that the magic of the island is what really was making percy so infatuated with calypso

bc what do you MEAN calypso is prettier than aphrodite… AND HE SAID THIS THREE DAMN CHAPTERS AFTER ANNABETH KISSED HIM… AND IN THE PREVIOUS BOOK HE JUST SAID APHRODITE LOOKED LIKE ANNABETH

therefore, for the sake of my own health, i chose to believe that whoever washes up on calypso’s island is just automatically immediately “in love” with her and that’s where the challenge of staying with her or leaving the island comes from

[finnickodaiir]

I dont' even hate Travis but some Swifties are living a bit to vicariously through their new love affair and what they think this releationship means long term (Seeing her more often, marriage imminent, 'real' American man) like who knows what will happen in the future?

Their posts about this relationship are just so heteronormative with the whole "she has a real strong man!!" and even if you just say you're not that invested in it, you'll get people being like "you're a fake fan who doesn't care about her and her happiness!".

[ithillyienseowyn]

Please know I woke up this morning at a relatively early time to watch both TSITP and Red White and Royal Blue back to back {I needed a palette cleanser after TSITP for reasons}. {I still need to do a rewatch so my sister can watch too} and I know its stupid of me to be optimistic in Conrad getting to tell Belly his feelings when they drop him off at school but I literally kid you not had to look at anywhere but the tv when he caught them kissing each other, I ended up looking at the corner of the ceiling {again I hate it just not as a dynamic, it happened so fast in the show that it didn't even have time to marinate and it felt like it was getting shoved in my face} so I'm praying Belly sees how big of an asshole Jere is early in S3 and cut that shit off immediately because if I have to have a repeat of it taking the entire book before she realizes that he's an absolute toss pot well I'm gonna need Conrad to give him a good ol' punch to the face.

Not even gonna mention the fact that the veiled comments shit talking Conrad started when Jere went to go talk to Belly on the beach and she was trying to say her side of things and he just shut that shit down therefore stifling her feelings... Come to think of it I'm ready to throw hands with him myself actually.

[knightelf]

feeling complicated things this wednesday at 2pm

[thosewildcharms]

okay this little moment in this episode of LOST where kate says to sawyer "from one outcast to another" has always bothered me because girl you are literally the most popular girl in school wtf are you talking about

[calicoartie]

Good morning.

I am calling you all here today to discuss a pressing matter within the community. This man and his sexiness needs to stop. His name is Austin Butler. He is making people horny to a dangerous degree, people are dying, ovaries are exploding. It is time to bring this issue to an end.

If you see this man on the street or have any tips on his possible whereabouts, please contact the police immediately. He is armed (with sexiness) and dangerous. Be cautious when approaching a man this fucking hot.

$1,000,000 reward for finding him, dead or alive.

My sincerest thanks,

Mila

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

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[toonwatcher]

I thought of a great new Miraculous hero villain character while washing dishes today: the school district superintendent who has become sick of all the anonymous complaints he’s been getting about the disciplinary situation and finally shown up to sort out the situation himself.

Superintendent: Just for the record, a local mayor doesn’t have the ability to fire you, no matter how corrupt he is. That’s MY call to make.

Principal Assclown Damocles: *visibly sweating*

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Ms. Bustier: Please, I have a baby on the way!

Superintendent: And if you actually discipline them, maybe they won’t turn out to be as much a nightmare as some of your students.