#he is plastic

[shapooda]

It's hot!!!

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[yellowvixen]

week 32: transparent!

[emacrow]

Five years has gone by since Aquaman was unfortunately bitchslapped by the momma whale for defending her calves, one being adopted baby mer.

And the sighting of the little merman continued throughout the world, as media caught wind breeze of little white-haired mer baby playing with dolphins passing by a Cruise ship.

Arguments had started over the lone mer baby across the continents, between capturing and captivity the merbaby, letting the merbaby be, or protecting the merbaby from poachers and collectors that was suggested by PETA.

Aquaman has already discussed on behalf of the Sea and Justice League that it was best for the merbaby to be left alone for it is last of its kind to appear in thousands of years in Altanta after the Momma whale crashed sixth would be poachers and endangered species ships.

Pictures, description, and documentary began of the last merbaby journey. A new video was sent live every few weeks as sea creature biologists team and their swimmers who trail behind momma whale and her calves.

Momma whales, leaving her calves for their own harsh journey in the deep blue sea, the once tiny merbaby was the size a double wide life boat.

The once beautiful trails of sparkling white and neon green color, fade gray, and black tips mer tailwind was now deep black with green and blue bioluminescence lighting all over his tail trailing from the faded jellyfish scars, His skin was once pale is now dark tanned color. His white as a pearl hair was measured by a picture frame to be the length of 12 inches with clownfishes swimming in and out every once a as a symbiote reaction, eyes glowing darker then a neon green light and teeth sharper then a great white shark.

It was a simple Tuesday of the Justice League watching the latest video of was now known to the world nicknamed the adolescent mer, phantoms the merman day.

When something that caused everyone to jump from their own seats all together that shook and amazed the world

Phantom kept dipping into the deep dark trenches of the deep blue sea rather frequently, but for the five years now, it was normal interest of curiosity that he just like to go there.

Until today, when he came out, with 5 other Mers.

One massive mer with white hair that resemble a great whale shark or what could've been a megalodon swam slowly watching the others who there was female sea horse like mer with black hair and purple and green like patterns trail behind along side a silky like dark skinned shark mer with Egyptian like pattern and old gold relic tied in his hair, massive large orange haired humaniod jellyfish like mer the size of a sperms whale swam, as Phantom was hugging, swimming around excitedly and trilling bubbles onto a tiny little new merbaby with white hair with similar patterns as him except with a red scarf like tied to her little wrist.

Original first part here <-

[kyoukorpse]

take him before i recycle him

[sparklingsora]

silly thing that got me out of artblock

[luminarai]

Most people will tell you that giving your pets any kind of medication in pill form is an absolute nightmare, meanwhile I have the exact opposite problem.

A friend of mine was watching my cat Mim while I was travelling this weekend and when he went to split her weekly allergy pill (made to split into 4 small pills when you press down on it with a finger) to give her the usual 1/4, he fumbled it and sent it skittering across the floor where my ridiculous pill-loving menace of cat immediately gobbled down the whole thing, leading to me receiving a panicked phone call at 11 pm from said friend who was understandably freaking out (everyone’s fine, a single high dose won’t cause any problems as long as it’s just this once).

Behold: the villain herself, basking in the success of her crime (she’d be planning her next pill-related heist but, as you can see if you look closely, there’s there’s nothing but elevator music behind those eyes)

[feelin-peachii]

(Healthy coping mechanisms sold separately) My cousin coloring siffrin’s cloak pink caused musings of barbie siffrin in the discord and i had a vision. Oh also go follow @truekrisdreemur they helped me come up with this idea!

[meli-mouse]

weird snack but ok

[jpeg-anachronism]

Me: I just want to see Capcom acknowledge that Vergil went through a traumatic experience as Nelo Angelo.

VoV:

Me: Wait hang on I didn't mean it

VoV:

Me: FUCK STOP I'M SORRY

VoV:

Me: MAKE IT STOP

[egophiliac]

heeey guess what, I'm obsessed with this idiot flamingo now

[sergle]

I just spent a good 3 or 4 minutes laughing bc I saw what appeared to be a Chadifying facetune of John Mulaney, but it turns out he just got a BUNCH OF WORK DONE on himself while I wasn't looking.

[blookywooky]

Hey remember that one SpongeBob meme?

Voices were done by my brother :D

images under the cut

STEM gone... :(

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

They're the same picture

[respectthepetty]

Repeating it louder for the people in the back:

I DON'T LIKE MEW!

He is plastic. He is a mean girl! He's a bitch!

And Ray wants his shirt back!

Wait, so Mew spared Boston the exposure of his sex tape, but he's also now the villain to you for not stepping in to vouch for Boston's selfish ass personal 'ethics' now about Atom? Mew could have made sure he suffered so much more than getting kicked out of a required graduation project...

Mew is plenty interesting and amazing, daring to risk it all and be willing to try and trust again. I just don't get it why some people refuse not to see it that way. Boeing's already a dud for me that he's clearly there just to scheme and be vengeful. It's a shame he isn't genuine with Mew, because I could FEEL potential.

(Welcome back, Mew anon! I'm glad you at least left Ray out of this ask. Thanks for that~)

No, no, the villain is Boeing. Haven't I been clear about that? Boeing is the real villain we all deserved! Mew is just judgemental and sanctimonious and exactly as toxic as all his friends just in a way that agrees with a lot of people's moral codes so they approve of him judging people because they would judge them too.

Mew is the morality police who puts his own morals above everything else in his life unless he's seeking revenge. I wish that went farther. I mean, do I dislike that he punched Ray to get his own version of revenge on Top? Yes. But was it one of the most interesting things he did? Hell yes. I want more of that! I like when Mew gives up on judging other people and seeks out revenge.

But he never does longterm. And now he's holding this cheating over Top's head and he might say he's giving him a second try without actually making any move to forgive him, instead constantly referencing back to the cheating while talking about loving and hating him. Honestly? It's the most interesting he's been but it's still dull because, and this is personal, I'm not invested in their relationship.

You say he's risking it all to try and trust again but he's... not showing any signs of actually trying? He says he is but he's still not stopping mentioning it or focusing on it to the point that he can't let it go. So he's not actually risking anything. He's just saying he is and then holding it like the sword of Damacles over Top.

I'll be honest here, anon, you think this ask is getting me to like him more but all it's doing is making me think more and more about all the ways he find him dull in this show of messy gays being messy. Mew and Cheum needed villain arcs that they appear to not be getting and I'm just... tired of it.

I get it, Mew's morals fit into the vast majority of people's morals. They really do. He and Cheum are the Good Queers TM. They hold onto the ideals that the majority of the world does, frankly. But that's why I don't like them in the messy gays and messy queers show.

(@respectthepetty wrote a gorgeous post about not liking Mew and Cheum that is better than I can make and @iguessitsjustme has made so many posts explaining the dislike of Mew that I can't even pick one to link, they're all brilliant.)

[just-posting-kalone]

I'm rocking it, huh?