#he is on sale btw

[peikonlainen]

No one isn't Christmas decoration like GASTON!

Why is this official Disney ornament???

[nonranghaes]

"i bought something today." you step into chris's makeshift studio, bag hidden behind your back. "do you wanna see?"

chris looks up, tugging at the edge of his beanie. he clicks a few things, then turns to face you fully. "sure! is it another bath bomb? because last time was really relaxing, and i wouldn't mind cuddling--"

"it's not," you stop him, then pause for a second. "... but i'll keep that in mind next time i'm at the store. so." you pull the bag out from behind your back, reaching in to reveal the ugliest little plushie chris has ever seen. it's this brown scorpion with heart-shaped eyes, and it looks more dopey than cute, but chris knows you. he knows you saw it and fell in love with how dumb it looks. the tiny smile you're giving him now is proof enough. "... well?"

"he's kinda ugly," he says with a slow nod, as if appraising him like a piece of art.

you just smile bigger, brighter than before. "i know, right?!" you toss him over to chris, who catches him with relative ease. "he was on sale. i think he was some sort of valentines day plushie that someone pawned for a couple bucks. i just couldn't resist snagging him since he was marked down even further."

"did you name him?"

"nah," you lean in, pressing a quick peck against his cheek before making your way over to the couch. "left that up for you. i like when you name things."

"well," chris sets the plushie into his lap. "i love him. i'll get back to you on the name, yeah?"

"yeah, yeah," you sprawl out on the couch, phone in hand. "i'm gonna stay in here for a bit. that fine?"

he nods, already pulling his headphones back on. "might have you listen to something later for feedback," he says, settling back into his chair. "but sure. i work better when you're around."

"sap."

he smiles to himself as he presses play. he is. he's your sap.

[luchitohamilton]

"cómo se dice? 🤌🤌"

[robinsceramics]

May I offer you a Senshi in these trying times

image descriptions: a clay sculpture of Senshi, a dwarf from Delicious in Dungeon. Senshi is sitting with his hands on his knees.

[tervaneula]

Concerning ✨this post✨

@witchofthemoss @antimattercontainment

Y'all are SO RIGHT LMFAO

“Babe. Babe, did you write this?” 

Yuichi turns to look at Leonardo and, seeing him holding the yard sale sign he was going to laminate and put up a little later, raises a brow. 

“Yes. Who else would it have been?” 

Leonardo stares at him for a second. 

“...what does this sign say?” 

Now frowning in concern, Yuichi puts down a box full of old vinyl records he was bringing outside and goes to the slider. 

“Leo… are you okay? It says “yard sale”. Have you had enough water today? Do you need to lie down?” 

The corner of Leonardo’s mouth twitches. And then he laughs. 

Yuichi doesn’t understand. 

“Leo—” 

“Yard sale!” Leonardo wheezes, tipping his head back and covering his eyes with his palm. “No, it says–” he giggles some more before leaning towards Yuichi and bringing the sign right up to his eye level, “–it says yale sale.” 

Yuichi stares at the turtle. Then at the sign. Then slowly at the turtle again. 

He flushes so hard that the tip of his nose turns bright red. 

The sign is promptly snatched from the now bent-over-in-laughter turtle, crumpled into a tight little ball and thrown in the trash. It won’t help anymore, of course – Yuichi knows that Leonardo will undoubtedly bully him for this, probably forever – but it makes him feel a little better. 

He smacks his husband upside the head as he goes to leave the room to get a marker and another piece of paper, smugly grinning at the indignant yelp. 

It’s okay. He’ll get it right this time. 

[pirate-fan-rachelle]

Oc x canon...My favorite coping mechanism...

I've been thinking about my TNMN OC all morning and I have to doodle her with the Milkman again <3

[lancelotslair]

[hardtop voice] what do mechs one single day outta the cocoon like? skeevy bars full of miserable miners and construction workers? yea sounds right

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

thinks about how maybe there might have been just enough time for aziraphale to save morag if he got straight to healing her immediately but he spent so much time trying to justify it to crowley (who didn't even oppose it at all) because his religious trauma runs so deep that he felt like he had to explain why saving an innocent young woman's life was worth using a miracle that it ended up being too late. thinks about it again. thinks about it again. thinks ab

[beelzemon]

decided to put together a family photo of my Jellycats since the last one is HEAVILY outdated. most of these were bought thrifted or second-handed~❤️

[gxlden-angels]

Christians: Nothing should be over the Lord! You should give your money to the church because it belongs to Him!

Me, deciding I love my cat more than Jesus:

[frootbyethefoot]

you know i would LOVE to learn more about calebs childhood bullies if hes 50-60 years old and hes STILL thinking about them and thinking about killing them and getting his revenge.

[robinsceramics]

I'm getting a little bit self-indulgent here :}

image descriptions: a ceramic figurine of Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kneeling and looking forward calmly.

[touch-tone-objectum]

Realized yesterday that my comfort plushie of 7? 8 years? Is a beloved object and Has been, I just never knew... I feel so bad, having kept him in a bag after moving into my own place for so long

His name is Cygnus! I did some modifications on him before bed, so he knows he's loved. Now he's got:

An earring, eyelashes, some eye wrinkles, frilling around his face, and a patch on his back! I also sewed up a hole on his leg

[actualmanedrasa]

i hatched a Faded!

and i didnt even get an Achievement for it... smh...

[korattata]

hi

if you haven't played digimon cyber sleuth you should play digimon cyber sleuth