#he is not a snack !!!
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Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… (a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)
#china#video#douyin#miscellaneous#run#cnetizens says he is injured by accident#there's an aunt on the mountain who takes care of him and he goes to that aunt every day for food#btw the monkeys in Emei Mountain are notorious bullies#they will attack humans indiscriminately#don't feed don't look at them#don't bring backpacks with snacks#but china's Rhinopithecus 金丝猴jinsihou are very cute and docile#funny
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but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night
and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name
#we really didn't get to see nearly enough of ford's reaction to all this in the show#i want just several weeks on that boat to be stan continually going oh yeah also- about things he did in ford's name#like that list of crimes from stanchurian candidate where alex hirsch was like yeah i was up until 2am just coming up with dumb puns#but it's like great you are now on record for teaching a bear to drive. 1st degree thermometer theft. burglebezzlement#1st degree llamacide. snacks evasion. pug trafficking. impersonating a dentist. the list goes on#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#stanley pines
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rook is going for a midnight snack
#jk he's not a snack he's a whole meal#dragon age#veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#da4#userpharawee#first drawing of the year hhh I feel so rusty after two weeks of not drawing :/
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fucking obsessed with the uni town i live in
#the char is a lifesize cardboard cutout from what we could see from the ground. obsessed#APPARENTLY the people who im stranded on on a road trip rn know who owns char. hes handmade#edit: the owner has been in contact :D#ALSO YES THIS IS IN WALES. IM WELSH. i saw him again on my snack run to spar at ~2:30 am and it made me smile. hi char
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Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?
anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#kutsurogi my room#i have never drawn a good malleus in my life and i'm not about to start now#i do want him to have his tail out though#for no reason except to make me happy :)#man. i gave up on pulling for lilia to save for you mal#you better make this worth it#just kidding the idea of malleus in sleepwear is so inherently hilarious it could by anything and it would be worth it#what if it's just malleus in his regular school uniform#he doesn't sleep. he has no sense of time. he shows up to the library at 2am and is like 'am i late for the housewarden meeting'#yuu gets up in the middle of the night for a snack and malleus is just there. sitting in the rafters.#'the cracks in your ceiling plaster are particularly nice tonight human child'#'yeah okay cool tsunotarou. you want a hot chocolate or something'#'...yes please'
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as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels
He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.
He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.
He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.
Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).
Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.
Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.
#who would win: an untouchable warlord w 1000 plans and a million agents or 1 bouncy boy and his 4-10 (croco has NO idea how many) companion#he literally says like go kill all 4 strawhats and their pet thing verbatim#p sure he thinks there’s like at least a dozen strawhats by the end and more then one mr prince#sanji and chopper are basically shaggy and scooby throughout rainbase like if they had stopped for snacks instead then came & freed evryone#honestly the plans on plans is the only reason he made it as far as he did cause they were knocking through them mach 10#he was in mob boss spy thiller mode and the strawhats are NOT matching his energy#he’s getting conned he’s getting clowned on his mouth is punched off mid line and now someone has called the cops (marines)#sir crocodile#monkey d luffy#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#nami#usopp#straw hat pirates#one piece#alabasta arc
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It's hilarious that Wade was 100% ok with Logan being shirtless while they were alone but when they walked out and other people were staring too he was like "cover yourself up". Bro was jealous 😭😭😭😭
#this is sending me cuz he was staring at him like it's the finest snack ever but when others were staring he was like nah u are embarrassing#i can't#this movie was something i didn't know i needed#he's the only one allowed to look it's his snack#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#Deadpool#Wolverine#wade x logan#poolverine
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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Some gojo doodles of after he won 🥰 (now with color!!)
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#megumi fushiguro#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#my art uwu#he was too cute and squishy i had to colour these doodles#i mean just look at him snacking 🥺🩷
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Starving and wasting away etc etc
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Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#wonder woman#dc#my art#mine#bruce#clark#diana#i will not make him a sugar fiend but. he is a donut guy. also#it is funny to think of him stopping in some random late night cafe in the full getup#and watching him chow down on donuts he ordered while he waits for drinks#the powdered sugar ruins his vibe so he waits until after patrol to get them#u just KNOW there was one time where he had an alert as soon as he got his food#and he and dick had to grapple walls w munchkins in their mouth#i dont want to write him as food motivated....but he can be bargained with if you have a favorite meal or snack of his#virtually every team member and robin knows this#and he doesnt even pretend to scold them bc he gets good takeout every time
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"The Medjai were originally supposed to be tattooed from head to toe, but Stephen Sommers vetoed it because he thought Oded Fehr was "too good-looking" to be covered up." Horror Character Appreciation - Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay in The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
#I mean...hes not wrong. Hes snack attack fr#The Mummy#hc*#horroredit#userhorroredits#dailyhorrorfilms#classichorrorfilms#classichorrorblog#horrorfilmgifs#userbrittany#gif#mine#made by me#photoset#gifs#gifset#moviegifs#filmgifs#filmedit#filmdaily#tvandfilmdaily#dailytvfilmgifs#cinemapix#doyouevenfilm#fyeahmovies#dailyflicks#moviehub#filmcentral#junkfooddaily
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#I might be a sloop shipper but that does not mean I wish them any good#unrelated but#I just got to my first round against king#right before the fight#when they are having snack time#Sif’s sprite thé he sees Malanga fritters????#THOSE ARE SO CUTE????#HELLO?????#he’s so cute I’m sobbing#okay I’m done rambling m#my art#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isat loop#isat isafrin#isat sifloop#yes I’m this tagging sifloop#leave me be
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we don’t talk bout the fact that N is canonically an artist enough
#digital art#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#n murder drones#murder drones#serial designation n#md#cozy loose clothing snacks and music is any artists dream#he deserves it
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
#Tiger Tiger#ludovica bonnaire#rakkatak ann#I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!
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Can I offer you a snack in these trying times
#lackadaisy#viktor vasko#pigeonfeather#would u like to hear the goofy story behind the shirt#in an OLD stream tracy was answering questions about what snacks mordecai might tolerate#and he's not a Snacks Guy obviously but it was mentioned he likes “vinegar things”#naturally I instantly remembered that Viktor earned the nickname “vinegar” because of his demeanor#well. figure out the rest lmao
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Someone on Twitter said they're scared of deer because deer will just stare at you for a long time before bounding away and, well, this was the first thing that came time mind.
RIP Angel Dust. He's never going to get a midnight snack ever again.
#Alastor roams the halls like hotels personal ghost#The Haunting of Hazbin Hotel#its Alastor#Alastor is haunting the Hazbin Hotel#the only one brave enough to wander the halls at night is Niffty#Angel Dust has been scarred tho#no more midnight snacks#lest he become the midnight snack#just silly hotel shenanigans#if you hear screaming at the middle of the night#no you didnt'#go back to sleep#if you hear an old staticy radio playing outside your door#put some headphones on and do NOT look at any shadows#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#angel dust#vaggie#angel dust hazbin hotel#vaggie hazbin hotel#allastoredoodles#fan art#my art
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