#he is literally like cocomelon to me

[falloutgirlboy]

too drunk about to explode everyone with my mind I need to see gabe image

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i wanted to put Wally in my Barbie movie fit <3 he's gonna go watch it with his bestie

it backfired <3 poor thing's in a crisis

[yorsgirl]

Take the long way home

Tags: Ryomen Sukuna x gn!reader, emotional hurt/comfort, established relationship, implied college AU, no use of pronouns or y/n. w.c. 1.5k (ig?)

A/N: purely self indulgent + had the worst fucking day possible so let me give you some fluff <3

It's not everyday that you slouch like this.

Sukuna knows that clearly. Considering he thinks he almost has you and all of your antics figured out—creating a mind map for himself. He knows you go through your phases where you'll just shut yourself in a room or a corner in the house; a need for tranquility rather than depravity.

Even then, this- this is different. Well, not that different. You almost act the way you normally do yet the aura that radiates from you just heightens his instincts that screams at him that something's wrong.

"Spit it, what's wrong?"

You merely crane your neck towards him, there's a vague expression of thought process as you scrunch up your eyebrows before relaxing them. Softly do you shake your head with a low hum indicating - nothing, before you seclude him from your attention.

Alright, something's definitely wrong.

You've always been a hard nut to crack, dreading the idea of opening up to someone and fearing how literally any weakness can be exploited. You aren't completely a pessimist but this trait of yours had certainly impressed Sukuna more than he'd like to admit. Yet, here now, with you slouching like this beside him, falling a few steps behind just to increase the pace and catch up to him and you don't even give him a verbal answer, this causes an ire of vexation to alight in him.

No, not now. He exhales softly and attempts again.

"Oi," He doesn't receive a response this time around. Clearing his throat, he lowers his tone, nudging your shoulder. "I am calling you."

"Mhm... what?"

He marks the low tone of voice with the two seconds delayed response. "What happened?"

"Nothing."

"You're slouching."

Instantly, you straightened your back, locking your hands behind. With a non-commital shrug, you ask, "Better?"

"No." Normally, you'd have bitten back with a sarcastic remark. This time you don't. Involuntarily, he scans you with narrowed eyes. "What's so damn depressing that can't even say it?"

"I told you, I am fine."

There's the denial again.

"Right,"He hisses, hoping his lack of belief is evident. "You don't look fine at all."

"If I don't look fine then stop asking."

This time round, you completely turn your attention towards him. A palpable scowl is etched upon your features and while oftentimes did the exact same expression irritate him, here it only bothers him. Bothersome that you are hell bent on hiding something from him. When did he ever made you feel like that? Sure, he has a reputation around the town but you should've known by now that none of that attitude will ever be bestowed upon you.

Sukuna runs his fingers through his hair before they curl around his locks and he purposely gives them a sharp tug. He can just leave you to slump and hope you'll get better on your own which you of course will. However, just the thought of it gnaws at him causing him to cringe in extreme disgust. How could he just leave you to your own misery and expect you to get over it when it is bothering you so damn much? For all he knows, he could be the reason of this state of yours. No, he'd rather watch cocomelon for a wholw fucking day with his nephew than leave you like this. On cue does an idea pops up his head and wow- luck's just on his side.

Both of you exit the college campus, Sukuna's a step ahead of you as he strides to his bike. He swings his leg over the vehicle and once comfortable with his position, he clasps his helmet and passes you another.

"Let's take the long way home."

In response, you could only squint your eyes, a hint of silent protest slips on your features and just when he thought you'd retaliate, you don't. Instead, you pinch your lips together before giving him the positive note.

"Fine," You perch behind him, scooting closer as you wrap your arms around his waist. "But we are going straight home."

"Whatever you say, your highness."

Sukuna whistles with a approving grin before revving on the engine and soon he is out of the driveway.

True to his words, he is making this drive a long one. The idea of it stemmed from the fact that your uncharacteristic silence had just been so loud that he could have hit his head somewhere. Obviously, you aren't ready to open up to him and he knows. He gets it, he really does. Hence, all of it comes down to this.

Something's got you all pissy and what's better than a late night drive to cure you?

Besides, didn't you always say that only music and drives make you feel better? At this instant, he can't provide the music so you'll have to compensate on that.

"Will be on the highway soon."

"Yeah..." You trail off on the word but don't add anything further.

Well, not for long.

Definitely, it wasn't for long.

Sukuna speeds up his bike racing past the, few, surrounding vehicles. The accelerating of the engine almost cuts off all the external sound and although it might seem boisterous to some personal, all it does is fuel up his crave for thrill. (Hopefully, yours too)

Late at night, the highway is a typical one. Thick darkness coats the road except for the streetlights which provides little to no light. The asphalt ribbon like road stretched out ahead and finally disappears into the inky unknown. All of it has a spooky vibe, an eerieness with the quite of the night which only upturns the fact that this might just turn into one of those clichéd horror movies.

Fortunately, your thoughts aren't that far.

"Are you trying to enact the movie we saw last week?"

Progress, good. Though you can't see it, he raises an eyebrow, "Why? Scared, are you?"

"You wish," You scoff playfully. "It had the very same plot and the very same ending as all the other ones."

"Like you have got any better."

"Hey–" You protest. "The notebook was good."

He exhales loudly, "Same old romantic shit."

"Your action movies aren't doing anything good either by breaking the laws the of physics." You muse with a subtle curve of your lips.

"Better than your sentimental historical dramas."

You pucker your lips, "They aren't that bad."

"Yeah?"

"Well fine," You sigh exasperately. "We all have our guilty pleasures."

"You-" Sukuna corrects, overtaking a car on the road. "You have your guilty pleasures, not me."

"I saw you binging MasterChef the other day."

This manages to throw him off guard. His lips twist in a notable frown and he refrains from turning back to look at you. "How the fuck do you know that?"

"Uh huh," You grin and he calls your name which only makes your grin wider.

"For fuck's sake, when?"

"Mhm, not telling."

"I am not going to ask again."

"Well don't," You coo at him. "All the good for me."

"That was a warning, brat."

"Oh my," You gasp in mock surprise. "To me that sounded like a love confession."

He calls your name again, this time though you're pressing your face on his back as you try to hold back the laughter; failing miserably.

The sound of your saccharine chuckles mingles with the wind, carrying a sense of serenity which for unknown reasons could only soften the callous boy, in front of you. The tender gasps of breath as you try to recoil could never be more calming. Even with the throttling engine, the way you've clutched his shirt for support makes him question does a more perfect moment could ever exists?

You relax only thirty seconds later.

"Better?"

There's an undeniable soft edge in his voice which fails to elude you. Looking back, there's two questions strewn into one.

You nod, "Better."

Sukuna hums, staying silent for a few seconds before questioning again. "Wanna talk about it?"

You think over the offer for a second or two before indulging him. Nestling yourself closer to him, you begin, "Today was just... bad. Like from the time I woke up, everything's just– uh, what should I say? Everything's just—"

"Screwing itself up?"

"Screwing itself up."

A silence prevails for sometime then you continue, "It's not something big but well... it's kind of just tiring."

Though the details are vague, Sukuna listens through it all. Quipping back once or twice which elicited a chuckle or two from you. The rest of the drive in the highway in spent in you pouring out all of the conundrum which were bestowed upon you. None of them aren't that major but the accumulation of it all is certain to ruin anyone's day; he wouldn't be an exception either.

"So–" He starts after you're done venting. "Just cause you had this shitty day, you're getting this. We can get takeout from anywhere you want then we go home, you turn on any of your guilty pleasures or we can just check who has the better movie choices among say, what say?"

"Yes!" You exclaim, tightening your hold on his waist and Sukuna could almost picture the twinkle in your eyes and the delighted curve of your lips. In all cases, he will deny that such an insignificant gesture could ever make blood rush up to the center of his chest, could ever make him grin like an idiot; in truth, it does. You rest your chin on his back. "Can we get sushi?"

"You brat–"He mutters under his breath. "Sushi, it is."

[leia-doodles]

Monster high G3 rant

Watching the TV series and I’m kind of disappointed.

This will be my second watch of season 1, I’m rewatching after the current season 2 episodes.

the show feels very flat in my opinion. They’ve given the characters a lot of cool traits, but they’re used for like one episode and then never brought up, or they only use one specific trait 24/7. Like Frankie in this generation, they have the ability to electrocute, extend their body parts, and they get visions from the people they’re made out of. Specifically they get visions from this one recurring doctor/ scientist. The idea is cool, but the vision literally is there to give exposition about something conveniently. Like when they are trying to solve the puzzle of clawdeens mom, Frankie’s vision just conveniently tells them what to do and how to do it.

In that same episode, we see manny taur. A Minotaur character. And right away we are just told that he’s good at puzzle solving, and so is draculaura! They’re rivals! But this is the first time I’ve ever seen or heard about draculaura being into puzzles, let alone her one sided rivalry with manny. And as the episode ends, she’s like “well you can be the rightful puzzle master” but it feels so flat. There has been no build up to this moment.

Another example is lagoona. In her designated episode, she is rooting for torelai to win the fear-leading captain over draculaura (another thing that has no build up as to why it’s important to her) lagoona explains that torelai is holding a secret over her head, and if it gets out she will lose her status as the fiercest monster in school. But this is the first time we have heard this!! In previous episodes there’s no mention of her being scary or fierce. Or even her super fast swimming skills. It’s just brought up and glosses over with a “be who you are, it’s okay to like what you want! We all have secrets 🥹” but there’s no real character development.

My last example will be the way draculaura is presented in this series. From what she tells us, she has high standards to live up to as a vampire. She needs to look good for her day so she studies endlessly and is striving for perfection. But she also has a love for witchcraft, which is banned in monster high due to its connections to humans. This can be a cute premise, but they NEVER show draculaura compared to any other vampire to show how she’s supposed to act. They never give us episodes where she blows off her friend’s shenanigans because it makes her look bad, and they never really show her dad being so overbearing. They don’t show us WHY humans are hated. And even though witchcraft is banned, whenever anyone finds out about it they’re just cool with it? No push back or anything. The only character to challenge draculaura was torelai.

This all may be very nitpicky, but MH is a character driven franchise. Character relationships with each other and their surroundings are very important to me. I want to feel the so called pressure these characters are being put under. It doesn’t have to be ultra serious 24/7, but issues get resolved within one episode and then rehashed a few episodes later with no further development. Especially with characters like Cleo and lagoona. They have been benched as side characters in this show, and side characters get much worse treatment.

‘The general episode progression is like this - introduce an issue, introduce a high stakes situation that involves the school, have all or one of the main 3 engage in a sequence of fights against this issue(or rapid solving of said issue through convince) - issue is resolved and lesson is told to viewers-characters reset for the next episode.

I know this is a children’s show, but that doesn’t mean it needs to have bad writing, not all kids are high off cocomelon. Kids deserve good writing in their media!

My next rant will be about clawdeen and her story this generation

[pupwindelcrinklewuff]

My diaper when I got up.

My diaper now.

Daddy has been very proud with how far I've come. I'm like this every morning now.

Before I get changies, daddy usually makes me "get my squirmies and wigglies out" by making me dance and sing to cocomelon videos. A cruel joke as he knows it's my caged dinky making me squirmy! The humiliation of having to dance to baby songs in a full diaper and sing with a large paci stuck in my mouth, along with the constant squishing, stinking, crinkling and further filling of my already full night diaper just serves to make me more strainy, dribbly and squirmy. All part of his plan.

After that Daddy will put on some hypno files reinforcing and normalizing my infatuation for full, soaked and stinky diapers and plop me in front of the screen with my pillow boyfriend for tummy time, letting me have some fun with my uneducation. Because of my cage, I never make stickies this way. Humping and grinding my full padding against my boyfriend as the swirly cartoons help train me. I strain and dribble so much. And it's okay! Because as Daddy says, Good boys don't cum. Good boys edge.

Finally I am bathed and before daddy tapes me into may daytime diaper (which are as thick as my night diapers now) he inserts two fingers into my hole to check how healthy (swollen) my prostate it. These checks always last at least 5 minutes and leave me moaning, wiggling and squirming on the edge the entire time with no relief and a constant strain against my cage. As he tapes me up after the check he jokes about how wiggly and squirmy I still am so I will probably need to do more dancing after breakfast before I get to have tummy time watching Paw Patrol while he has company over. He also jokes about how I must love my diapers so much with how my little locked soldier is leaking. Then he pats my padded crotch and pulls me off the bed promising next change he won't be using his fingers to check my prostate and takes me down to breakfast.

Broken and desperate for release as I crinkle down the stairs, following Daddy in nothing but my diaper. It finally happens, making me whine and blush which catches Daddy's attention. I have an accident and involuntarily cum and pee simultaneously into my clean diaper. The feeling of stickies being present, but ruined by the pee flowing out with it is intense and further breaks me as I give in to how good my diaper and chastity cage feels making me cum this way. "Looks like someone had a little accident and now there is one more reason to need diapers. Three things you can no longer control! Can you even count that high anymore kiddo?"

As a bit of the horny haze lifts I realize that I just had an orgasm as a literal accident and begin to blush and strain hard, quickly bringing the full horny haze right back. Before I dumb down completely and continue to follow Daddy to the kitchen, I realize that I am just how daddy wants me. Horny, dumb, obedient and having absolutely no control at all. The perfect diapercuck. This is my life now and I'm okay with it.

[nickneedsablog]

part two of my headcannons for the batfam

bruce likes golf

like really really likes golf

when he was younger he really wanted to be a detective, he guess he kinda is one if you thought about it in a roundabout way

dick is a health nut

like multiple protein shakes a day, avoids junk food for the most part, he really likes rice cakes, etc etc

but he always has junk food for when his brothers are over at his apartment

jason gets addicted to things really easily so he tries to stay away from things like drugs, alcohol, and excessive amount of caffeine and sugar

instead of one giant streak of white, i think jason would have something more along the lines of pre-mature graying

(i think that can happen when you're under excessive amount of stress for long time, don't quote me on that)

he has scars from trying to give himself piercings as a teen

he also has like three tiny stick and poke tattoos (also from when he was a teen)

all his electronics are from way back when. like he has a box tv, a landline, and even an iphone 4(no one really knows how it still works)

the only games tim has on his photo are games like sudoku, crosswords, and puzzles

he also only watches hours long youtube videos, things like 'i spent 1000 days in hardcore minecraft' or any video essay as long as it something he's interested in

tim also likes to read fanfics

mostly ship fics of red robin and superboy because he thinks it's funny to send them to kon

he always wears socks, even to bed

when he was ten or so he had a youtube gaming channel but the audio and quality are so bad you can't really tell it's him(they're bad because he literally just looked up 'headphones with mic' and 'web cam for youtube' and chose the first options

damian is a sticky ipad kid

like he watches channels specifically made for kids

not like cocomelon but like the really weird ones that made videos about spiderman and elsa having kids

he won't admit it but he loves kids movies

like inside out and toy story 3 make him cry every time he watches them

and finally the main 5 that i talk about(bruce, dick, jason, tim, and damian) plus alfred all have matching family bracelets

it started out as just the batbros having them but they eventually convinced bruce and alfred to wear them too

the colors are: blue for dick, dark red for jay, bright red for tim, and green for damian

[mana-jjk]

Share ur fav inuokko artists/arts pls......

sorry for the month long wait anon ;; i had to buckle down to get my degree and graduate lol

but anyway, you probably know these artists immediately because they’re so talented and a staple in our community !!

for obvious reasons i won’t be posting any of their art, but i will tag them and share the links to where you can check them out yourself !

@mugi-sktch

i love their deception of inuokko !! they can be such little creatures who tease each other and their dynamic is so fun lol

but i also love the cozy vibes and atmospheres they convey, literally want to steal their clothes sometimes too. i’m also a huge fan of tan yuuta and fluffy hair toge agenda !! it’s really hard to convey character dynamics, but looking at their art is like reading a story about them and i always have new ideas after seeing their new content !

@gelatosushix

do i have to explain ? ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ you would think talented people might have an area of weakness, but no they’re a triple threat with art, analysis, and writing like ?? especially pairing them together to make written and visual content for us ??

i love the texture of their art if that makes sense, it’s so appealing i want to eat it. but like, with my eyes, in a positive way. the colors also make me feel like a toddler watching cocomelon because i could sit there for a day just mooning over the expressions, dynamics, colors, background, and so on. especially being a huge fan of the soft expressions inuokko have for each other like omg ;;

@pacchipa

this account is 18+ so keep in mind !! but omg their comics are so much fun and feed my unhinged yuuta agenda. they’re also so high quality and keep us sustained ! y’all, they made a GAME ! like ?? they are ensuring we do not starve and i have to give them so many kudos for that.

i love how pretty toge is and how sweet yuuta looks until the switch is flipped and the dead fish eyes come out, i think they have such a good handle on their dynamic and it’s just so much fun to scroll through their art ! the bar is in space and they put it there, we thank them for their service !!

@sensushimi on Twitter: https://x.com/sensushimi?s=21&t=DQOzVQHmSufn5IQXoFJsNw

some of their art is 18+ but we cannot talk about inuokko without mentioning them, like they are such a staple to me it’s not even funny. this was the first artist i found when looking into inuokko content and they’ve released banger after banger. again, i want to eat their art with my eyes and fall apart into tears because how the hell is it so good ? ;;

the fluffy hair, the warm hands, the cozy atmosphere, i get so excited to see notifications and want to interact with them so badly but i’m way too shy on twitter lol but every time their inuokko interact, they look so soft and squishable that i get cute aggression and fall apart lol

@araramyeon on Twitter: https://x.com/araramyeon?s=21&t=DQOzVQHmSufn5IQXoFJsNw

again some art is 18+ ! but another staple of my time with inuokko, their comics are so funny and charming and give so much of their dynamic it’s so cute lol i love how much of a troll their toge is without being too overtly out of character. and i also love yuuta being mischievous and innocent all at once ;;

i also enjoy the pathetic yuuta content because he’s just a lil loser who loves his boyfriend fr and their art gives me so much of that content lol their eyes are so shiny and expressive that i want to eat them in a good way

@svifian8 on Twitter: https://x.com/svifian8?s=21&t=DQOzVQHmSufn5IQXoFJsNw

not just their inuokko but the entire second year inclusion is some of my absolute favorite !! they’re always so natural and cute together that i actually will burst into tears. their toge and yuuta are both so squishy and pretty and the colors are so pretty i have no thoughts only heart emoticons !!

their fem!inuokko in particular is my favorite, i have it bookmarked just so i can go back and moon and cry over it every single day. they’re so pretty in all of the art and the dynamic is so good and the ideas i get by just looking at them is enough to send me to tears you do not understand !! i am on my hands and knees

i don’t want this to get too long, so hopefully this was helpful to you anon !! again i apologize for the delay, i had to prioritize education for some reason (*´-`) but feel free to send more asks, i love dumping my thoughts everywhere non-coherently <3

i do want to say that even if i didn’t mention a specific artists, including any that might be reading this, please know that i and everyone else appreciates you beyond words !! content creation is so incredibly hard, and whether you are an artist, editor, or writer, this community would not be what it is without you. you are essential, appreciated, and so talented that words cannot begin to describe the impact you make.

anyway, guess who got accepted to graduate school lol, some poor school has no idea they hired someone who just has queer brain rot about characters <3 my official graduation is next week tee-hee

[punkeropercyjackson]

Uggghh i hate the dumbass 'Jason Todd is female-coded' take fullstop but especially pisses me off because i'm in the Pjo fandom and invested in crossovers between them so obviously i know Percy Jackson is just Jason in a different font but with the addition of a shockingly high amount of transfem egg subtext and therefore ACTUALLY written like a woman yet i'm literally the only person who both writes as friends AND headcanons Percy as a trans woman.You guys are so fucking boring,it makes their relathionship a million times more interesting and even dude Percy wouldn't be instant besties with Jason,the last thing Jason needs is coddling since Roy and Kory doing it clearly didn't work-Let them be enemies to frenemies to ride or die best friends and like those pics of goth guys and pastel girls,not this Cocomelon Sausage Fest Bullshit.Also for the record Jason's never liked other male characters on the basis of them being dudes but he worships Talia,Artemis and Rose and is way nicer to Stephanie than he is Tim SO!!There you go,the adventures of lazarusboy and oceangirl

[onebraincell-itmiebcraft]

Okay time for the liveblogging of real life in order (liveblogging life SMP call that lifeblogging) I have never done this b4 be easy on me

Grian

I've already watched his perspective at like 5 in the morning but heyyyyy nothing wrong with rewatching with added non sleep deprived commentary but also not really memories of what I originally thought watching this too :^))

I remember being so stunned they called it real life and the anatomically correct heart 🫀tickled my funny bone heeheehoo hahaha

Thought when grian said replay 3rd life I thought they'd reenact it 😭

We live in a society taxes man (I could ramble about it)

GRIAN IRL FACE!!!

has anyone fell over btw?

No lie that B can BIG

Reminds me of slimecicle jshitt and traves VR Minecraft where Travis got progressively shorter what a laugh

Does Scott ever see his scream

Is it take the Mick or take the nick love that idiom

RENDOG!

Scar looks like a child doing that thing

Awww hug

ABUSE

scar take the headset off dzuh 🫀🫀🫀

Grian literally me balance issues

Yugioh????

I called it, scar would say he's American 😎

I'm eating dinner while watching this at the same time what fun w

Giran called solidaritygaming jimmy no way + he died first fr this time + loud "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Perfectly timed his mic peaking is iconic

Ha haa!

He ear him bread

Really putting the mine in craft for Minecraft

reminds me of secret life EP 4 and scar is sweaty

*scar noises*

How did scar drop his phone???

Check your wrist? More like check your a- (tom cardy référence)

I love the way VR makes you hit stuff goofy

Can you run in game if you irl

(watch him die)

Haha he died

Why Jim is he sabotaging him

Jim Jim Jim gym gym

Doesn't Jim die here oh LMFAO he does

Jimmy you are famous to me

(scout voice) Chicken

How did scar die???

I love how vr makes them expressive Jim pointing to village house is so funny

There's only one bed

Wtf is happening in top right corner in 9min 30 sec

Ayyyyy there's grian the maniac love the casual position of the arms

Last life you can join me moment

Egg

Grian gaslighting

Jimmy you wanna dance quote of the year

PvP is so silly

Skizz is fighting a losing battle Jim killed him icon

I love how grian and Jim's yells overlap there's probably something music theory there idk

Awww scar he's so funny

Go pick him up from daycare haha

Facing away from the camera we live in a society

OHHHHH impulse big smart man Jimmy's arm movements are so smooth it's solly

Jimmy immediately leaving for fish cocomelon brain I agree

Love the arm movements

Lol they actually like down

It's okay grian scuffed is worth celebrating

Has anyone layed on their side

Friend just texted me about my monologue what am I doing man I have an audition tomorrow

Anyway Minecraft vr

The lying down model inventory so goofy

Rewatching the bread scene no wonder tumblr loves it looks like Jim jam actually has a mouth 👄

Impulsesv guess the build sheep flashbacks

Best sleepover

Polyamorous tony (died)

Sleepover reminds me of crazy Christmas w/gem and pearl

Grown men learn how to close doors

Minecraft fatshaming grian smh my head

Man thought it was more than Joel there + o2 max(xing) scar love it (i use maxxing ironically) (it's such a stupid suffix to me linguistically funny) (I hate incels) (don't cancel me tumblr) (I love all genders)

Two steps: die, and die

Jimmy isn't on fire??

Casual "it burns so much!" Love it

Wait right Jim still has a wooden sword

Joel Joel Joel Joel you know that one part in waiting for Godot where they just go back and forth in saying aideu yeah

So silly

Jim saying get in British people man

"noffing" - joel is it a British thing

Love Joel screaming he's so malding

Just remembered how scary heights are in VR because I thought for a second "why don't they jump down? are they stupid?" (Meme Reference) (Didn't actually think that) ("Stupid" is kinda stupid but I digress)

Hole

Boob stroke

Does scar enjoy the swimming

Why *does* swimming cause motion sickness anyway

Why bucket scar (this is a bucket)

Brain eating amoeba

GOON SQUAD!!!

Love Grian's arm movements I really did thonk Jim was gonna win for the funnies

He says come here weirdly

The joy of killing

Is Jim punching

It's okay hiking simulation

Go Jim go what a gamer boy

I remember the triple dog door dugout is like... Gem's? Joel's? Uhhhh I fotgor

Concussion era

Fresh meat

I just love their dynamics

JIM STOP SOUNDING LIKE THAT it's like his eyes are 🥺 and his mouth is boowomp spongebob like he's got tears in eyes scrimblo sounding ass

Ohhh there's my favourite theatre kids

'orrible

Joel saying boys make me happy

Wait that can misinterpreted

Joel saying "boys" sounds pleasant to my ears

I remember watching this part and going GRIAN FIRST OUT HUH???

awww the funnies

Love the way gem says "we're the last Grians. Grians? Greens!" It's like... Spunky

Grian falling reminds me of my scuffed keyboard when it registers a button press as a hold and then I like never stop walking right *sigh*

The downward spiral by nine inch nials

Ascending is TRUE watcher lore

Oh the music is so cute

Bye scar! Bye Joel!

Okay never let me liveblog cook again i kinda listened to the vid instead of watching reading this does not make sense to anyone but me reference hell half formulated thoughts RIP BOZO HAHA

Maybe I'll like do it in 5 mins chunks for JJJJJJoel and the next ones onward I spent like an hour on this wayyyyy too long for incomplete sentences

End

[todayisafridaynight]

snap i feel the need to tell you that that one drawing you did of bishie joon-gi han with zhao in the fucking back papoose has become something of a religious artefact for me and my sister (who only knows anything about rgg entirely through osmosis.) she's literally obsessed with papoose zhao. i mention him and she's like "ohhh papoose boy. he's in the papoose he's so little". got some kinda cocomelon effect on us for real

i bring another offering to you my brethrens

[malwarewolf-mocs]

Rating Yoda Minifigs Because I have Nothing Better To Do

There have been a number of Lego Yoda minifigs over the years, and I’m going to rate them. My criteria is more or less “does this minifig represent the Yoda puppet from the original trilogy well”

Basically I think a good Yoda minifig should look like this:

Let’s get into it.

- Original Yoda

Item number: sw0051

Released: 2002-2005

Appears in 4 sets

Rating: 6/10

This is the only Yoda that gets the stoned eyes right.

Points off for lack of face printing but. It was early in the Lego-Lucasfilm partnership.

The CORRECT shade of green, thank you

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- Clone Wars Yoda

Item number: sw0219

Released: 2009-2011

Appears in 2 sets

Rating: 3/10

as with most Clone Wars figures, yikes.

It can see my soul

There are a couple different variations of this fig, but they all have the all-seeing eyes and weird proportions

This one gets points for giving him hair but that's about the only good thing I can say about it

- Olive Yoda

Item number: sw707

Released: 2016-2019

Appears in 2 sets

Rating: 8/10

friend

just a guy

looks like a muppet

Eyes are weird again, and I feel like they switched to the wrong shade of green personally.

- Olive Yoda w/ Belt

Item number: sw0906

Released: 2018-2022

Appears in 2 sets

Rating: 9/10

That's him! That's Yoda!

Panpipes printing absolutely essential

I can't even complain about the shade of green or eyes that's YODA BABEY!!!!

and lastly.

- Whatever the hell this is my bionicle buddies told me about when I mentioned I was rating Yoda minifigs that just got released

Item number: who cares

Released: Literally today

Appears in that one new set about that star wars cocomelon ripoff for babies

Rating: -47/10

Literally what is that

Why is he MORE green (okay I know they use brighter colors on +4 sets to make them more appealing to kids but STILL they could've used the olive colors it would've been fine???)

He looks like the little green aliens from Toy Story help

Is that literally master wu's gi torso or am I tweaking

That's it for now, I may do more of these because they're fun.

[somelosercritiques]

Helluva boss episode eight review‼️‼️

(I skipped seven because I decided I want to start with episodes I haven't watched yet)

The positive stuff

The voice acting was amazing if there's one that they'll get right it's everything that has to do with the voice work

There were actually some funny parts in the episode

Vortex is literally like one of four genuinely good characters in this entire franchise he just seems like a dude that would actually be cool to hang with

Finally, 40% of that song bee sung was good and the visuals were amazing

The negative stuff

Dear God where do I start with this one tbh 😭

Ok so I'll get one thing that confuses me about this entire world out of the way. This is less of a criticism or nitpick but more of a genuine question.

How the hell(lol) does time work in hell? Is there like a day night cycle? Are there hell timezones?? Is there a hell sun and moon??? How does time work in different rings???? Why do I keep increasing the question marks with each question I ask?????

But in all seriousness I just realized that there's time in hell so that's kinda weird to me

Ok now time for the actual critiques

I'll start with that God awful cotton candy song. Now to be honest I've never really liked Kesha. I don't hate her but she won't be on any of my playlists. I think she didn't technically sing the song but it's a Kesha song. Remember how I said I liked 40% of the song? Well that's because the chorus literally ruins the other 60%. It's so shitty and repetitive. Like saying two words over and over again is cocomelon levels of songwriting. Normally the chorus is the best part of a song but nope not here 💀

Bee as a character is very confusing in my opinion. Like when blitz was drinking himself to death why did she look sad?? She is the literal embodiment of gluttony. Like this part is genuinely annoying me the most why does she even care that he's getting black out drunk at a literal party? Is that not the point of those? And he has someone that could take him back home if needed so she should be even less worried. In my opinion it would've made more sense for tex to be the only one who cared about him.

Another thing that kind of annoys me is how much of an asshole loona is being for no reason. Bee showed her nothing but kindness and even was worried about her father but then she starts getting defensive for no reason?? Like girl you do realize you're lowkey picking a fight with a SIN.

Oh yeah and that girl that was bothering loona in the beginning of the episode was pretty much the average vivziepop female character. Bitchy and sassy for no reason and also did we mention she's skinny and white coded.

Luckily the last part of the episode was the funniest. When blitz starts breaking down on the couch I'm pretty sure everyone reading this had the exact same reaction as me LOL

Final thoughts

In all this episode was a waste of time and a strange diversion from the previous episode. The fact that this is a season finale is an insult to not only the fans but also all the episodes that came before it. This is more like an extra that should've been a short (like five minutes long). It would've worked much better. Or how about a better idea? Continue the plotline started last episode. This episode was a horrible way to introduce one of the most important figures in hell. 😭

Tbh I'm kinda dreading the next episode because I heard it was horrible and when the show started to decline but that's for tomorrows me to deal with

[chrisevansdaughter]

i have this funny and adorable request where Chris watching cocomelon or random toddler shows with his toddler sister! reader on his phone. when chris naps, toddler reader unintentionally play with her brother's phone and accidentally wrote (something like: *jifodsjifjfuckgsjifblahfloop*) on chris's twitter account.

“Bubbas awake”

Paring: Chris x toddler! Sister reader

Warnings: absolutely none just some tooth rotting fluff.

Summary: Chris is ment to be looking after y/n but he falls asleep whilst watching Timmy time (absolute British classic I miss it he’s my picture on Netflix) so she’s gets up to a little of classic y/n trouble just this time it’s with his phone and certain twitter account.

Timmy time was your current obsession the little sheep and his adventures with his friends had you literally fixated for hours.

When Chris was looking after you whilst your ma was out doing errands, he said he’d looked after you since he’s not long just got back from filming, so he said he wouldn’t think of anything better to do then spend time with his lovebug.

It was time he could switch off because you cancelled each other out with him being stressed and you being stressed because he’s not there.

It being that the both of you were so relaxed, you fixated on on Timmy and his adventures at playtime and chris bring essentially exhausted from being away filming having to be going 200mph all the time.

He slowly began to fall asleep, eyes getting heavy, trying to stay awake for you to mindlessly babble about the sheep and just other funny things.

This is where y/n gets in to her ‘classic y/n trouble’.

So with bubba being asleep and me watching Timmy time on his phone, y/n accidentally exited netflix by swiping up which closed the app and found the fateful blue bird app.

“Ooo bluey birdie” she says fascinated by the app picture. She clicks on it, noting on the white dashboard the blue ‘+’ button on the bottom right hand corner.

Y/n starts to babble what she is typing and some of it starts to autocorrect to certain words it spelt like so it ends up a little something like this.

All she does after is close his phone and then she tries to wake Chris up to get him to put Timmy back on and thankfully after a good shout of “Bubbbbaaaaa wake up” he jolts awake thinking something is seriously wrong.

“Bubbas awake what’s- what’s wrong lovebug?” He asked panic painted all over his face.

“Bubba wook what i did” y/n said giggling as she tried to tell Chris what she did.

Chuckling at how y/n literally couldn’t stop laughing at his phone, it finally clicked what y/n was laughing at when he saw the twitter dashboard his phone was blowing up all he did when he saw was she did.

All he could do was laugh, full left boob grab. He couldn’t stop when he did he picked y/n and just tickled her so much and they just went crazy. It was just too funny.

After a while they both pooped out on the couch cuddling into his chest y/n was snoozing and chris was sleeping armed wrapped tightly around her.

And let’s just say the Chris Evans fandom loved the picture posted by Scott finding them like this and attaching it to y/ns iconic tweet.

That’s how that happened and the world loved it and I’m pretty sure Chris did too…

Hey anon than you so much for this request, I hope you all love it :)

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[brucequeensteen]

watching ep 3 when mike says youre the only one qualified (to peter abt him having no experience and qualifications) in the commentary track peter repeats it after him in a mocking tone ive rewinded this like twice already idk why it entertains me so much. cocomelon for whatever the hell i am

he truly does some cocomelon shit to me i love when he gets bitchy. ive done this too, in the commentary on the shitty 2000s monkee biopic when peter says "michael never apologised" i literally have that audio downloaded i listen to it like asmr . my number 1 girl. i understand you

[rxptdevil]

Can you do selever please just do something random with it I just want a selever one

Finally getting to meet them

Fluff selever fnf oneshot

This was from my wattpad story it's old. Don't judge me 😭

Warnings:cussing

Y/n POV

Me and selever were watching TV but we were still bored because there's literally no good shows to watch.

"There's nothing to do today is just soooo boring! said whining "we could-

no because I know what's going on in that empty head your you fuckboy i said cutting selever off

"i know! i said jumping off the couch. "I could finally visit your parents! "but-

i put my finger on his lips. the decision been made. "Whatever, anything for you, my love~ he said in a flirty tone

"SELEVER STOP yelled at him blushing

"C'mon roachy know you like me~ "Selever, if you don't stop, I'll lock the doors and windows, and I'll put on cocomelon on earape

"OH HELLL NO, I'M NOT WATCHING THAT SHIT! Good! now take me to your house

Time skip ✩

I saw a big blue and pink church. I couldn't take my eyes off it until I grabbed my hand and dragged me inside

"My mom sarvente and my dad ruvyzvat but just call them ruv and sarv now let's go.

I wonder why he was such in a hurry but let go of him and walk back to his parents

"Heyy... uh I didn't get to really introduce my self..

Oh! You must be y/n! I saw you on Selever's contacts and you were is wallpaper

I just stood there and looked at him

"Mommmmm! told you to stop looking through my stufffff! Selever said whining and blushing Oh hush silly I'm sure she doesn't mind

"Right... anyways you must be ruv

"Ruzyzvat and yeah I know about you to,sarv told me

everything. He had a thick accent

Selever looked very upset he took upstairs to see his little sister

"hey Raz brought shit here"

"Hey! a human being ya know I said in a upset way

"oh yeah forgot " he chuckling.I just rolled my eyes

and went to rasazy. " For a demon, you're adorable I said, giggling

She giggled and looked back at me

"I know who you are. selever talks about you all the time

"Can you guys stop outing me like this! He said in a annoyed way

"We just laughed and hopefully we could see each other again

Extra:

I had to rush this

Sooo you have me as your wallpaper?

Shut the fuck up

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[dennistakesamentalhealthday]

can't stop watching the dennis takes a mental health day teaser i truly can't believe we're finally here the golden era the dennis takes a mental health day being the next episode remember when we had literally NOTHING?? now we have a small teaser we have dennis in his peepaw jacket dennis screaming pressure cooker diamonds b plot with the gang that is clearly a metaphor for dennis I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING STRONGER dennis woobification going to be astronomical. the way he's like my new phone won't talk to my car talk! TALK! is a sensory experience for me this is my cocomelon. everything is beautiful and life is happy