#he is chaos

[hellcifrogs]

More interactions with Naruto's foxes! - Kiki loves cute things. Socks is BABY. Mush is a menance. Pompom like to feel tall.

[last-of-cheese]

Everyone say hello to Booker "Rook" Laidir!

He is my precious little gremlin of an elf.

Some info about Booker.

He's 5'2" He's somewhere between 28-32 I haven't decided his final age yet. He's transmasc He's missing his right eye, his right ear is all cauliflowered, and is missing chunks from getting a swipe to the face from a dragon. Don't leave him alone with gemstones he tries to shove them in his eye socket. (he also thinks eyepatches are stupid) During the dragon fight it broke his mage staff so he just straight up punched it in the face. (Hence the injury) Now he uses the dagger and magic orb because its more feral/less prone to breaking. I know the game says Rook never met Taash, but in my headcannon/ AU Booker knew who they were and HE FUCKING IDOLIZES THEM! Like Taash is a celebrity to him. (He makes it his mission to become besties) He is making it his personal mission to teach Manfred to swear in every language possible. He has been seen napping curled up with Assan multiple times. The moment he saw Lucanis he got heart eyes, and was like "I'm gonna marry that man" Spite thinks Booker is fun. They get into so much trouble. He is ready to punch some elven gods in the fuckin face. (He honestly thinks punching things can solve problems. Who am I to tell him that doesn't always work.)

[sleepytoken]

[the-toasted-teacake]

Who needs lunch and dinner when you can just eat hundreds of pistachios instead? Not Lando, apparently 🤷‍♀️

[dog-is-dog]

Occasionally, Finn is very dog. Run in circles, loves mud, loves toys, tilts his head, very dog esque.

See example:

But on the rare occasion, Finn gets confused. He is often around other animals. Especially cats. He loves cats, as any chaotic dog should. He occasionally thinks he is a cat. This rare phenomenon manifests into the cat trait of sitting and laying on any pillow or scrap of fabric that isn't his bed.

Which is where the next photo comes in

He HAS a bed. He frequently sleeps there, and knows that bed is his. But the pieces of fabric on the floor and pillows strewn about for the cat look too tempting for the cat part of his brain.

[vikingpoteto]

I hate cult of the lamb, man. I can't be doing this. I can't be genuinely crying about a little freak that canonically looks like this

[dollyblogs]

oliver really??? on ryan guzman day??

[elizabethepb]

Hear me out...

What if I protected my inner peace a little too much?

[draconic-ichor]

Thinking about the Modern Au Morglings….

Outfit ideas I had for them in this au:

Maddox:

Matilda:

Magnus:

Barnabas:

[prlssprfctn]

Once Clark tells Batkids that if they need a safe space or some comfort, then they can come and visit his farm — he'll do his best to provide some help or support.

And he means it.

However, he is pretty sure that they will rarely use this advice of his. They are Batkids, after all! Independent and uncommunicative at the most.

Well.

Turns out he was wrong.

Damian and Dick are frequent quests in his farm, anyway — Damian hangs out with Jon, always appearing out of nowhere, and Dick visits them here and there — so it takes Clark some time to notice that others are here, too.

Tim starts joining them on occasions first. Mostly with Kon by his side, but he still steals sweets from the countertop that they hide from Jon, and Clark just... smiles. Okay. It is cute. Kon is a part of the family, and he is clearly in a good relationship with Tim. It is not bad at all.

...Until, Cass randomly appears in his study room out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of him, telling that she needed a quiet place to read the book.

And then Lois almost gets a heart attack when she wakes up in the middle of the night to drink water and bumps on Duke and his magnificent glowing eyes, because... Because Duke munches their cereals in four am???

(He was nearby after some mission. Was lazy to go to the safehouse. Whatever.)

Clark finds Stephanie sleeping with his sheep, caged in her hug later that week. When he returns home to tell Lois about it, he finds out that... She stress-bakes with Red Hood himself, while they both loudly shit on the Batfamily for different reasons (but mostly it is about Bruce, of course).

Alfred calls him a few hours later, asking to send the kids home for dinner.

Clark thinks that maybe — just maybe — moving out is not a bad idea, after all!

[lily-s-world]

It was Jensen!!

[staying--whelmed]

the perfect scene with the perfect comment

[nooooough]

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[dancingvirgo06]

recent convo with my boyfriend as he tries to change the colours on his google calendar

“I’m changing holidays in Canada to black”

“what are you doing?!?!?! do you want some hex codes? Your calendar is going to be chaos” (me, desperately)

“keep your hex codes. I am chaos.”

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny running into a room: Hide me!

Tim: Under my desk! Quick!

Danny: *Jumping the desk* Thank you!

Security Guard running in: Mr. Drake-Wayne! Have you seen a suspicious man pass through here?

Tim: Hmm? No. Is something happening?

Security Guard: A while ago, someone reported that a homeless man was found sleeping in one of our less used bathrooms. It looks like he had been staying there for a while. He had an entire camp set up. He ran as soon as the security was called but we think he's still in the building.

Tim: Wow that's crazy. Hope you catch him

Security Guard: Thank you. I suggest you move down to level 1 until we're sure he's not a danger.

Tim: Of course. I'll be right there.

Tim: *Moving his wheel chair back to stare into Danny's eyes* He's gone.

Danny: Thank you so much for hiding me.

Tim: You're welcome. Take off your clothes

Danny: Excuse me?

Tim: Switch into one of my spare suits. We're going to pretend you're my guest and walked you right pass security.

Danny: Who keeps seven spair complete suits at work?

Tim: *Holding up two ties* I do. Now, this Aqua blue makes your eyes pop, but this classic black with silver stripes gives you a mysterious aura. What are we feeling?

Danny: ....the blue one is nice.