#he is both to me 🖤🔪

[psipsypsi]

Work ALL WEEK so all I have to offer is this. Yeah I ship jeffmasky what about it

[w0rmm1lk]

Texting.

Reader: not mentioned.

characters: all characters i write for (besides kota and eri)

type: can be read as both platonic and romantic

sumarry: how i think the mha characters would text.

warnings: possible swearing, denki being denki.

👾Mina Ashido👾

she abuses her emoji privledges. like nobody will ever receive a message from her that doesn't have an emoji. lots of all caps.

👓Tenya Iida👓

oh you were texting him? bitch writes as if he's writing a formal email. your ass is lucky that he doesn't start that shit off with "I hope this message finds you well.". not even kidding will proof read every message he sends at least twice.

♾️Ochaco Uraraka♾️

will end every message that isnt on a serious topic with :D. its so sweet tbh.

⚡Denki Kaminari⚡

this man uses so many abbreviations that even if you think you use a lot just know you're learning a new one everyday. not even kidding makes up his own shit. once sent mina "lmkiydthesicci" and nobody could figure out wtf he meant. lowkey flirting with every mssg he sends. every single person in the class, girl or not has received a message from him that just says "hey bbg ;)". he received a very long lecture from iida and a very confused reply from todoroki. todoroki didn't actually know wtf bbg meant. thought he misspelled bbq at first.

🪨Kirishima🪨

unironically sends messages that just say "rawr". uses the :} face a lot bc he thinks it looks like his unbreakable.

🐙Mezou Shoji🐙

i feel like he has such a low screentime that if anyone needs to text him he's only available for like an hour a day. accidentally leaves ppl on read. messages seem very bland usually.

❄️Shoto Todoroki🔥

another bland person but tbh hes the worst out of them all. like he can look at a whole paragraph asking him if he wants to go to the movies with the rest of the class and all he will reply with is just "ok." uses periods at the end of every message but I swear he's not mad.

💥 Bakugo💥

if he receives any messages past 8pm the "reply" will be you getting left on delivered even if he's still up, or a message just saying "shut the fuck up and go to bed.". also bland but he's more of a "k" bland rather than a "ok." bland.

🥦Izuku Midoryia🥦

he will not even kidding receive a message that just says "hi" and will send a whole paragraph that is basically just a lengthened "hi! how are you?". uses the smiley emoji a lot.

💫Momo Yaoyorozu💫

lots of ! at the end of messages, you can feel the happiness through your phone screen. uses heart emojis at the end of messages and memorizes the meaning of each color so she can use them accordingly.

🖤Shihai Kuroiro🖤

another :} user, sometimes uses :] but mainly :}. only ever texts ppl at hours like 2-4 am. you cant convince me he gets enough sleep.

👔Neito Monoma👔

you think hed text you?/j kinda just an average texter, any message about class 1a will be in all caps.

😈Dabi😈

oh look. another bland ass texter, at least he takes the time to actually type out "okay," only sends emojis if he's talking about how weird the emoji looks.

🔪Himiko Toga🔪

uses :] all the time. not :}, or :). just :]. if anyone texts her, even if its just a simple "hi." and she isn't busy, congrats you've agreed to a 3 hour face time call.

✋Tomura Shigaraki✋

he leaves everyone on read. if you question why he left you on read all you're getting is an "if its so important then talk to me face to face."

🃏Mr. Compress🃏

so you know how earlier i said you were lucky Iida didnt start with "I hope this message finds you well,"? your luck ran out. he writes it like you're a long distant friend who he is sending some fancy ass shit letter to. not even kidding ends each message with "--Compress."

🪽Hawks🪽

types so fast his phone doesnt even register his hands. half his messages be looking like "se tht ouds ood". he doesn't even bother to edit it or correct himself.

👁️Aizawa👁️

he texts like a dad. texting this mf be like:

"ok👍"

"*photo of a weird boat*"

🌙Midnight🌙

miss girl uses so many ;) that its hard to tell if shes suggesting something weird or not. ended every greetings message with that one kissy emoji.

🙂Mirio Togata🙂

uses the 🙂 all the time because he thinks it looks like him. it does.

🌀Nejire Hado🌀

lots of !!! and :D, also uses the :> a lot lol. lots of blue heart emojis aswell.

🦋Tamaki Amajiki🦋

sends articles about different butterflies he likes or thinks the person he sends it to would like along with a message along the lines of "I think this fits you :]". rarely texts first but when he does he clicks send and sitts on the other side of the bed as his phone while staring at it intensely, just waiting for the reply notif. wont actually read the reply for a good minute.

🐈‍⬛Hitoshi Shinsou🐈‍⬛

sends photos of random animals he sees while out and about. usually just cats. (no way this man doesn't feed the strays around ua) another person that only texts at night time.

🛠️Mei Hastume🛠️

uses >:D a lot, shows blueprints of her new babies all the time, ngl they are usually rlly messy. texts are just :

"LOOK AT THIS NEW BABY IN PROGRESS >:D"

"* incomprehensible image of a blueprint *"

⭐Yo Shindo⭐

uses the thumbs up way to much but like in the passive aggresive way yk? but also if you send him a photo of something ur proud of he will reply with a simple "oh that's cool!" but there's so much fucking emotion behind it ur just kinda like ???

🛡Melissa Shield🛡

her messages are so sweet. sunset pictures of the ocean every other day. lots of :).

wrote this is one go and now my hands hate me. i think this was at least 20 characters-? idk I'm struggling to count.

[spinning-stars]

🔪Mini slashers smut fics part 2 🖤

No genitalia is mentioned but its implied AFAB!!!

Slashers (picked straight from the poll)- Thomas Hewitt, Billy Lenz, Asa Emory, Chucky (Human) and Otis driftwood!

⚠️ Warnings- Degrading (usage of the words slut and whore) Bondage, knife play, size kink, choking, oral giving and receiving. (dw I will put a warning to let y'all know when those are coming up)

🌻Thomas Hewitt-

(💥Size kink💥)

Tommy was a bit skeptical at first. He didn't want to hurt you, but he still wanted to please you. Tonight was the night he was actually going to try. He had you down on the bed with your legs over his shoulders. He was going slow and gentle. His hands were positioned on your hips rubbing in little circles while pumped in and out of you. Tommy wasn't that loud, but on occasions he would let out a loud groan. Tommy would hold your hands, while turning into the noise if you made. He would have to bend down and kiss you if you started making too much noise. He softly asked if he could speed up and boy oh boy it got a little rough. His soft thrust became rough and sloppy. Thomas loves looking down at you. He's in utter bliss watching you squirm under his body. His grip on your hands tightens a bit as you both cum. He pulls out and looks at you, "round 2?" He softly asks while putting his hand on your thigh.

❄️Billy Lenz-

(💥Light Bondage, usage of the word slut💥)

Billy had your arms tied behind your back using an old shirt he found in the attic. You were sat on his lap facing him while he used you like a Fleshlight. He may not look the most muscular but he was lifting you up and down by your hips with ease. "FuCK... You dirty slut," Billy groans while biting your neck. He felt you tighten up around his dick. You could feel him twitching inside you as he quickened his pace. "CuM you pretty SluT." Billy sternly groaned. Right after his command you came and shortly after Billy did a final thrust before cumming into you. He kisses your neck a few times before finally pulling out. He then got down on his knees and gently ate you out.

🦋Asa Emory-

(💥Bondage, Knife play💥)

Asa had you tied up in purple rope, suspended a bit in the air. Asa is amazing at rope art, on your chest He tied the perfect butterfly. He was walking around you, he was tossing a butterfly knife back and forth in has hand. He would lightly drag the blade on your hips, side and back but never hard enough to cut you. Every time he would walk back behind you he would stick his fingers in you and bounce his hand in and out and up and down. Asa would make you beg for at least 10 minutes before he would lower the ropes a bit and position himself at your entrance. He starts rather slow but then speeds up when he's close. He will talk you through the whole thing, while adding a bit of teasing here and there. He'll leave soft kisses on the back of your thighs and back. (If you let him he'll leave deep cuts.) He'll tightly grip on to the ropes when cumming. He's a man who whimpers.

🖤Chucky (human)

(💥 degrading💥)

It started out with you and Chucky in a hot tub throwing light insults and playfully flirting. Now Chucky has you thrown on his lap while he's thrusting in you. He had his hand over your mouth to try and muffle the sounds you made. "God damn y/n... Keep quiet now will ya? I don't want anyone hearing me rearrange your damn guts." Chucky groaned as he started to leave hickeys on your neck. Chucky was by far gentle, his thrusts were not the deepest but they were the quickest. Chucky then bit your neck and watched you wince in pain. "What's wrong Y/n can't handle me?" He laughed a bit as he sped up. The second you tightened around his member he slowed down. "Nope, not until I say so," he muttered as he kisses your neck. You try bucking your hips but to no avail, Chucky had full control. "Wow... Such a needy thing are you?... I guess I'll feed into your needyness." He said while speeding up his pace until you both cum.

🦴Otis Driftwood-

(💥Degrading, usage of the words slut and whore, Bondage, knife play, choking 💥)

Otis has your arms chained up with deep bite marks covering them. He was making out with you as he fucked you senseless to keep you quiet. "Keep up whore," he sternly said while choking you. Your body was covered in cum, bites, his name, and hickeys. Otis liked watching you become a hot mess. He loves watching you shiver and squirm under him. It gives him a sense of power, he likes stroking his ego. Your body was slightly sore, but you knew Otis will take care of it. "Ain't you a pretty slut?" Otis voice was raspy now, you can tell he was close. He sped up before he came again, he pulled out and helped you finish again aswell. "Want to go again?" He looks up at you and softly tilts his head.

💚Authors note- Hiii, requests are open! I'll link part 1 below, have a lovely day!

[jeffsfavoriteknife]

Jeff x Jealous! Male reader

Includes: Jealousy(obviously), gay shit, public sex, use of the word malewife

You glared at him from the corner of your eye as he sat with what he called his friend, jealousy eating you alive. Everytime you saw them together it ate at you, you knew he had told you that they were just good friends but you felt he was lying to you, Jeff was known for lying and it just seemed so cut and dry that he was into the guy. You stood up from the coffee table you sat at suddenly, slightly startling the guy next to Jeff as you walked off, not wanting to see him for a while, he was fucking with you, taunting you, and yet you did nothing except walk away.

You felt a hand on your shoulder tightly grip you and turn you around to none other than Jeff. “Mind tellin me what the fuck your problem is?” You glared at him before pulling away ‘you know what my fuckin problem is’ he angrily huffs, clearly fed up with your shit as he shoves you against the wall “i already told you im not fuckin with that guy, even if i was whats it any of your damn business?” This caused you to hesitate on answering, leading him to catch on “no fucking shit..” he griped your jaw and forced you to look up at him, his cold yet dangerous eyes staring back

“you could have just said somethin, i will admit your pretty fucking cute and look quite breedable” you clutched the bottom of your shirt tight ‘the fuck is that supposed to mean??? I cant be bred you fuckin idiot’ he gets closer to you, clearly towering over you as he smirks “nah i definitely could, youd make a cute malewife, i know damn well you got skirts and knee high socks in your place, ive seen you wear them once or twice” face bright red with embarrassment you rolled your eyes ‘of fucking course youd be the one to watch people through their houses’ he pulled you to him, letting out a dark chuckle “i can tell that your not pissed about it tho” he eyed your pants as you yanked your shirt down more to cover yourself “let me help” he didnt give you time to respond before yanking your pants down along with your boxers ‘JEFF! we are in public! Someone is gonna say something, are you insane???’ “Absolutely” he didnt hesitate to turn you around and position you so you were basically offering yourself to him ‘wait wait wait! I havent,,done this before’ his eyes glinted at this as he gripped onto your thighs, yanking his own pants down “you have no idea how fucking cute that is to me, ill be the first AND last one to ruin you” he pressed himself into you, your tightness causing him a bit of trouble but nothing a good old slam wont fix.

This made you cry out in both pain in pleasure, one one side the burn was excruciating, on the other hand he was rubbing right against your prostate causing your cock to throb. He picked you up by your thighs and pounded into you mercilessly, wanting to hear every ounce of noise your mouth could make for him, he wanted to RUIN you. You cried out, mumbling his name along with incoherent sentences but he loved every moment of it, you crying out his name making him go even harder. Your back rubbing against the wall was no doubt going to leave marks but you were hooked on his cock and couldnt bother to ask him to stop, you were basically drooling while the man you swooned over for so long wrecked you. You tightened your grip on him as you came, the entire time you did he was watching your cock twitch with every spurt, yeah, he wasnt gonna let you go. He dug his nails into your thighs, leaving marks in its wake as he bit into your shoulder, drawing blood and pumping you full of him, overfilling you to where some was spilling out, you rolled your eyes in the back of your head in pure bliss

(Yeah its short but its 3 am and since im a slut for jeff im allowed to write short lil stories that is just sex w hardly any plot teehee)

-🖤🔪

[lazyjellyfish300]

Can I request "watching a horror movie with Peter B. Parker"? 😳

Reader loves horror movies but Pete invites her over without knowing that

HIII. Sure, love! 🫶🏽 Wasn't sure if you meant to submit this as a SMAU request, since this idea seems to be more suited for a fic. My fic requests technically aren't open rn but since there is scarce material for Peter B., I will make ur dreams come true 🎃

I will open my requests for the entire month of October too as like a Flufftober thing so stay tuned for more information about that. 🖤

a horror movie night with peter b. 🎥🍿🎃🕸️🔪

CW: X FEM!READER, TAD SUGGESTIVE , MINORS DNI, DESCRIPTIONS OF BLOOD AND GORE, NAUSEA, KINDA GROSS. FLUFF AND CRACK. MINIMAL PROOFREAD.

WORDS: 2.6K 🔪

@1-900-venusluvs @thatone-writer @spider-mon-de-parker @gltzpzy @pxtched

"Man, how are you about to have a Halloween movie marathon date night and no Halloween treats or decorations?!"

Margo Kess brings her fingertips together and leans forward, as though the absurdity of the situation was such that it required her full contemplation.

Peter B. quirked a brow, seemingly unable to grasp the seriousness of his offense.

"You're supposed to decorate?"

"Not supposed to, but you should." A new voice chimes in from around the corner.

Peter B. groans internally. He would be outnumbered this time. Enhanced spider hearing was both a blessing and a curse. And this time it leaned more towards a curse as it enabled the two spidergirls access to his private business.

2 versus 1.

Gwen saunters in, accompanied by a curious Pav.

Scratch that, make it three.

"It's kinda like returning your grocery cart in the parking lot. You won't get arrested if you don't do it. But it's a litmus test about whether or not you're a good citizen, or in this case a thoughtful boyfriend." Gwen hums.

Peter B. rakes his fingers through his hair, leaving the brown mop with flecks of silver disheveled.

"Oy vey, you ladies act like I'm not even going to feed the poor girl. I have snacks on the itinerary, you know this."

"Let me put it this way." Margo angles her clasped hands at Peter to lay down her point. "Your girlfriend is coming over to your apartment for the first time. Cool Ranch Doritos and Diet Coke isn't gonna cut it. And I say that as an individual who particularly appreciates those two things. Do you even have soap in your bathroom? Not counting the one you scrub your ass with in the shower? "

Peter groans, his mind suddenly plagued with an unchecked to do list of God knows how many items he was missing. And the movie date was to happen in t-minus 5 hours. He must have been out of the dating pool for longer than he thought.

But, they made a compelling point. Peter was crazy about you, and you deserved better than that. After a couple dates and a few intimate encounters that got a little bit, steamy, shall we say, your relationship was at a pivotal point. Teetering at the precipice between something serious and long lasting, or a fling that springs to a flame quickly but blows out with the winds of a couple fleeting months.

He sure hoped it was the former.

"We got you." Gwen assured, nudging his rib with her elbow. "Just give us your credit card and like... three hours?"

Pav strains his neck into the conversation. "I am correct in making the assumption that pumpkin spice flavored beverages and cake pops will be part of this excursion?"

Gwen sighs. "Yes, Pav."

Margo nods. "Yeah, you know, we could use your attention to detail, Pav."

Pav clenches his fist victoriously and Peter sweats a little bit for his financial stability by the end of this.

----

Peter can't recognize his living room as it's been transformed from head to toe into one of those rooms straight off some girl's Pinterest board entitled, "fall bucket list <3 🎃"

Festive orange candy corn and purple cauldron lights are strewn around his TV and from the ceiling to the floor, secured discreetly by spider webbing. His entertainment center is decked out in ghost shaped tea lights, casting decorative shadows on his empty walls. A large candle is burning on his coffee table that smells like a cinnamon pumpkin exploded in an apple orchard in the heart of October during a rain storm. Next to the candle is a large charcuterie board with assorted fruits, cheeses, crackers, and deli meats arranged to look like a spooky graveyard, next to a large tub of freshly popped popcorn with a mummy on it.

"The socks were all Pav's idea." Gwen hums in approval as she stands in front of her, Margo, and Pav's handiwork. Pav nods his head in acknowledgement, mouth full of a generous swig of his fall blended coffee drink in one hand with a half eaten cake pop in the other.

Peter notices the jack o'lantern print socks for him and the witches striped socks for you sitting next to some Frankenstein decorative throw pillows, along with an extra large plush throw blanket with black cats dressed up as trick or treaters, big enough for two people to snuggle underneath.

"Oh and do not forget to give her this!!" Margo holds out a spooky basket stuffed to the brim with all your favorite things straight out of a Target Halloween aisle.

"Hold on a sec, Burt's Bees, perfume, Ulta gift card...how much did you guys spend??"

"The pizza will be here in 10 minutes." Gwen checks her watch.

"Wait-hold on..." Peter B. is extremely particular about his pizza toppings.

"Oh, and we made some improvements to your bathroom. So it should be girlfriend-friendly." Margo shivers as she recollects the sad state of affairs they found it in before the trio waved their magic wands.

"Guys-"

Ding dong.

"Ope, that's her. Time to skaddadle. Anyways, good luck Pete!" Gwen webs to the outside window in the blink of an eye, Margo giving him the farewell salute close behind.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't dooo!" Pav calls in a sing-song voice before he's already gone as well.

Nothing like being thrown out a window without a parachute huh?

Peter straightens up and walks to the door.

Here goes freaking nothing.

He opens it and there you are, donning a comfortable crew neck Halloween sweater and eccentric earrings to match, a pan of brownies in hand.

Suddenly, the price tag of his Halloween apartment remodel is completely irrelevant.

You flash him a gorgeous smile. "Hi Pete."

"Hi, honey..." His lips spread into a charming grin. "Come on in."

You hand him the brownies and walk in, oxygen discarded in the entryway when you see the decked out, cozy movie setup for your date.

His apartment smells divine, first of all, and second of all, his living room looks like something straight out of your ideal version of a movie night if you could have planned it from scratch in your head.

It pulls you in like a freshly baked cinnamon roll with pumpkin cream cheese frosting with a blanket around your shoulders. You might just end up spending the night at this rate. You look over at Peter who's lost in your beauty like usual.

"All this for us? You shouldn't have, Pete! It's perfect."

"Y-yeah, hah. It was nothing, really. Just a little something. Wanted it to be festive, you know since it's Halloween and October and all."

He tried to play it off. You smile as he sets the pan of brownies down, almost catching his hoodie sleeve on fire on the giant candle in the process.

You weren't born yesterday. Peter must have some really sharp coworkers or something that did all this for him. He didn't seem like one with a knack or ability to be this elaborate. But, he was thoughtful, you'd give him that. He really was a man you hoped to be with for a long long time. And this Halloween date night, even if it was brought to you by the goodwill of the pumpkin fairy, you appreciated the gesture all the same.

"Make yourself at home." Peter gestures to the couch. The tense feeling in his muscles departs the moment you lean against his chest with a sigh.

"I missed you babe."

"I missed you, honey." He smiles, running a finger down the side of your face.

"What's this?" You take notice of the conspicuous Halloween gift basket and matching socks.

"Oh-those are for us." Peter leans forward, handing you your pair of socks. "And this is for you..." He hands you the spooky gift basket.

Your smile spreads wider and wider across your face as you unwrap each item. Who gives a damn if the pumpkin fairy was responsible? Nobody's ever done anything like this for you.

"Pete....you're so sweet. Thank you."

"No problem, beautiful."

Your gaze moves to one another's lips, both of your eyelids inadvertently becoming heavier when your eyes meet his.

"Um-" the apples of Peter's cheeks bloom a little red as he takes the remote hastily in his hand. "Let's get started, shall we?"

You nod, looking down with a smile as you shifted to get more comfortable on the couch, leaning snug against his chest, both feet tucked in your brand new socks and underneath the fuzzy edges of the Halloween blanket. There would be plenty of time for some action later.

"Why don't you choose the movie, honey?" Peter hands you the remote.

Honored with the power in your hand he was relinquishing over to you, you take it with a smile and begin to scroll through your options on his flat screen TV.

Peter kicks his feet up leisurely, already making a sizeable dent in the popcorn bucket. The doorbell rings again, signaling the arrival of the pizza.

—-

When Peter sets the plates of two generous slices for each of you on the coffee table with bottled root beers, he is a little surprised to discover the option you landed on while he was gone.

"Oh, what's this?"

"Psychological horror." You hum nonchalantly ,snuggling next to him and taking a large bite of the pizza, melted cheesy goodness warming your belly.

"I heard it's really good. It won an Oscar for the special effects, I heard."

"Ohh."

Peter gulps. He wasn't expecting you to make such a...bold choice for the first movie. You look up at him with those adorable big eyes of yours, a little bit of pizza sauce staining the corner of your mouth.

Well what was he going to do? Tell you no? Reveal that he's actually a huge pussy when it comes to scary movies? When he invited you over for movie night, he was expecting Tim Burton level horror. Not this hard core stuff.

Well, once again, here goes nothing.

---

Movie number one is done, and Peter already knows he's having fucking nightmares tonight. It's gonna take a prescription of an episode of Friends, maybe 2 episodes of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air to cleanse his system before he can comfortably fall asleep, just to be safe.

And there you are, happy as a clam.

"That was crazyyyy don't you think??" You turn to him with an enthusiastic smile.

"Uh, yeah it was...it was something alright, honey."

Peter's white as a ghost, but miraculously you seem to remain unaware of his struggling state, possibly thanks to the dim light, as the sun has set below the horizon for quite some time now.

"Can we watch one more?" You ask, sitting up to help yourself to a brownie.

"Um..."

And once again, what is Peter to do?

"Sure we can, honey."

"Yay!"

Peter feels like he might have a little bit of hope as you start looking at some older films. Those cheesy horror movies could probably be much more manageable.

"This one!"

But oh no, he's not getting off the hook so easily. His heart sinks to his stomach as he realizes he's in for another long ride.

You chose some 80s slasher film. And yes, while it has that corny nature of old horror movies, there is no shortage of gore. Blood spurts everywhere, guts flying across the screen. It's detailed and it's quite violent.

Oh here we go...

----

About an hour in and Peter feels himself turn a sickly shade of green.

This time, it's more obvious as you notice Peter seems to be fighting for his life next to you. He isn't digging the horror flick as much as you thought.

"Babe, you okay?" You look up at him, the expression on his face slightly unclear, as the glow of the TV's flicker shadows his face a bit.

He turns to look down at you tucked under his arm. "Y-yeah. I'm good, honey."

He gives your shoulder a squeeze but he's not winning an Oscar for his acting anytime soon. He chokes back a gag when the masked killer slices one of the character's throat and a blood squirt shoots up like a volcano of forbidden fruit punch.

"You don't like these?" You ask, raising a concerned brow.

"Well..." Peter winces as he watches the fake red sea of viscous blood fill up the screen as the killer held up the decapitated head.

"Not particularly, I mean..."

The guts on screen begin to look like his pizza toppings. Peter B.'s appetite flies out of the window quicker than the beginnings of his hairline at age 28.

"Yeah n-no, not really..." He chokes back a wretch.

"Oh Pete!"

You pause the movie, leaning over and turning on the lamp on the table next to the arm of the couch. Peter's discomfort is much more clear to you now as he leaned over, holding his stomach.

"Peter, why didn't you tell me you disliked horror films??"

"Why didn't you tell me you liked them?" He takes a deep breath, leaning over and laying his head on your chest.

You play with his hair, reclining back until you position your head on a pillow, his nausea slowly disappearing with each steady, calm thrum of your heart in your chest next to his ear.

"Silly man, I thought we were having a scary movie night." You tease softly, kissing his hair, subtle notes of his shampoo and Old Spice. The familiar scent of your boyfriend you've come to know and love.

"I was expecting Beetlejuice scary at most..." Peter scoffs, looking up at you, flashing you those most adoring, chocolate brown eyes. Sweeter than any Halloween candy on the shelves.

"Baby." You sniff air through your nose, shaking your head. "I love all that horror shit, but you should have told me." You smile, the feeling of his blunt stubble tickling the palm of your hand, his gaze liquifying as you caressed his face with your caring touch.

"We can watch something silly so you can fall asleep."

"Mm..." Peter's eyes close. If he was a cat, he would be purring. You smile, continuing to tangle your hands softly in his messy hair. He was so damn handsome, and you just wanted this Halloween movie night to end on a good note for you both. "Thanks, sweetheart." He sighs deeply.

He turns his chin, his hands finding purchase underneath your sweater, the heat from his bare palms cascading all up and down your body as he silently watched some 90s reruns with you, eyelids weighing heavier and heavier as the late hour dragged past midnight.

"Stay with me tonight?" He asks softly, some time later, sitting up and leaning over you so his body is pressing directly into yours, groaning, and your lips parting slightly as you took in the sight of him on top of you. A bit of that suppressed tension that was bottled up from earlier was fighting to be released at last.

"I don't wanna impose, Pete..."

The ending of your sentence fades into a muffled moan of surrender when he starts leaving slow, tantalizing kisses in a coaxing row on your jaw.

"You can sleep in my bed..." He whispers. "We don't need to do anything you're not comfortable with, baby..."

He kisses you gently, at long last. "Just stay with me, sweetheart. I don't want you going home alone this late..."

You gaze up at him, a sea of putty underneath him.

"Please?" He wiggles his brow in that adorably goofy manner that had you biting your lip.

"Okay, Peter."

You smile, your eyes screwing shut once again when his lips connected promptly with yours, sweeping you up into his awaiting arms, tucking you into one of his hoodies and pajama pants before he fell asleep with you cuddled in his arms.

Nightmares kept at bay thanks to your loving presence. Halloween couple's movie night a spookily romantic success.

[double--hh]

Bi Angus 🤝 Gay Angus solidarity

I love what you make Angus swing both ways in your version. In my original canon, Angus wouldn’t even think of sleeping with his friend’s wife cuz 1) he’s gay 2) he has more respect for his friend than anyone would let on so he has some morals left. 3) he knows the consequences of sleeping with Nacha. It won’t be pretty and as much as Angus likes his friend, he’s still afraid of him to some degree.

With that said, if Francis caught Angus and Nacha having an affair, he WILL know. And he won’t take it well. One day if he caught them sleeping together, let’s just say he’ll get the chainsaw.

“I WARNED YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY WIFE ANGUS!!! AND WHAT DID YOU DO BEHIND MY BACK?! And Nacha sweetie, darling, honey… *sobs* I trusted you… *sobs* I gave you everything… I gave you my heart… AND LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME!!! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

Let’s just say Anastacha will be in Francis’s custody after this.

Anyway, you have your own canon, I make my own original canon. That’s great 🖤

Off topic, but I do have a third fanfic in mind after I write the other two. It’s how SK Francis met Nacha but they never got married like I intended them to. I really have to finish them before story mode releases.

~ SK Francis anon 🔪

"To be fair, Franny, she touched me...albeit everywhere-" "Shush, Francis, uh, with the whole 'killing' thing... yeah that was on helluva turn off..."

Queue Angus pulling a "going to get milk" and magically vanishes with Nacha (plot armor my beloved)

I think Angus' morals went awol ever since Nacha started flirting with him when Francis wasn't looking or wasn't back from work :3

Ourgh anon it gives Hayloft II vibes for Ana, giving her more of a reason to nerf Francis ^_^

[rat-that-writes]

Play-Wrestling the Egos | HCs

a/n: i finally acquired the braincell

taglist: @softladyhours @chaos-carnation

tw: 2 references to sex but theres nothing explicit

🖤Dark🖤

sometimes he cheats and uses the shadow void tendril thingies

but most of the time he likes to watch you struggle to push him off you

he lets you sometimes just to see you all proud and determined but then just squishes you again

if you get him while he’s not focused on Squashing You then you could maybe win if he’s tired

8 times out of 10 you are getting folded though

evil evil evil boy /aff

💙Damien💙

ALWAYS lets you win hes a gentleman

he loves seeing you so proud of yourself

although he does put up a bit of a fight so you’re even more proud when you do win

hes usually the one to initiate it

just tackles you into bed sometimes

one time you wrestled on the sofa downstairs and the poor butler almost had a heart attack he thought unsavoury activities were taking place

you both ran upstairs blushing and giggling

❤️Actor Mark❤️

always loses

even if he’s physically bigger and/or stronger than you he will lose every time because he doesnt know how to fight

he just pouts and tells you if he doesn’t get kisses he will die immediately

baabyyyyyyy you’re gonna mess up my hairrrrr

you could fold him like a wet towel and he couldn’t even do anything about it

sopping wet pool noodle of a man /aff

💛Illinois💛

“awww, darlin, you look so cute trying to be tough”

sometimes he lets you win because you look so cute all proud

but you also look cute all pouty when you lose

hes enjoying it immensely either way

but if you wear his hat he’ll be too distracted to win

but that involved stealing the hat first and he knows what you’re going to do if he gives you his hat

CHASE him for the hat

🤍Yancy🤍

lets you think you’re winning then BAM you’re underneath him and he is GRINNING

apologises with kisses

“i’m sorry angel i just love the squeaks you make when i flips youse over”

tell him hes mean and he will smother you in kisses

he will tackle you without warning if he’s consumed caffeine

🚀Engineer Mark🚀

its 50/50 with him

sometimes he’ll let you win and sometimes he will remind you about all those muscles underneath his space suit

“come on Captain, you can’t fight me off? you’re adorable. Maybe i’ll let you win next time.”

but if you REALLY try he will let you win because oh my god thats even cuter look at youuuuu

celci caught you two once and didnt speak to mark for 6 days she was absolutely disgusted /hj

to be fair she did also think you were indulging in unsavoury activities

🔪Murdock🔪

if you ask him if he wants to play wrestle he will chase you first

with no warning

“hey murdock wanna wrestle-“

*gets up and bolts towards you menacingly*

then when you’re too tired from running to fight back he gently holds you down and smiles so evil at you

awful bastard man /aff

but sometimes he lets you win if he’s really tired and you’re already in bed

he does little growls when he’s tired

he pretends to fall asleep once you think you’ve won then he flips you over and sleeps on you

nasty terrible boy /aff

🌌God of Night🌌

“why are you trying to fight me”

“because it’s fun!”

🧍🏻‍♂️

he doesn’t know what to do about this

you are pushing him and dragging him with all your strength but hes yknow a GOD so he’s just

🧍🏻‍♂️

eventually picks you up like a wet sponge and kisses your head

its like a “good effort” sticker

🏃🏻‍♂️Heehoo🏃🏻‍♂️

why would you even try this

he is winning the second you put your hand on him

you are getting tumbled around like sack of onion

one onion

your brain is the onion

if you let him he’d throw you up in the air like pizza pie

he makes sure to keep you from getting any bruises or injuries though

careful boy even if he is treating you like a tennis ball

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

Codependency

(Kill Somebody Part Two Chapter Two)

🔪 Previous Parts Here 🔪

Dom x Colson (Yungblud x Machine Gun Kelly)

Warnings: ABO dynamics (knots, slick, heats, mpreg), alpha serial killer/hitman Dom, omega mob boss Kells, past abuse, baby fic, improper movie watch with kids, people watching, deep talks, past SA, talks of childhood trauma, mentions of abandonment, mentions of selling people, painful memories, finding alone time, smut (seriously a lot of it), d/s undertones, overtones, and everything between, dom Kells, sub Dom, grinding, fingering, spitting, degradation, desperation, self pleasure, control, begging, enemies to lovers ❤️‍🔥 Rating: explicit AF

All ideas helped by @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker 🖤

Dom was lounging on his sofa watching a movie with his sons when he noticed his mate acting strange. It started with the omega carrying a bag of something to the kitchen where he heard the fridge open for a few moments before it closed and he was stalking back to their bedroom with a determined look on his face. The man had been napping a little while before when Punk had woken up and Blain had asked if he wished to spend some time together. He thought it was a perfect idea but the longer he watched the door the more tense he felt. He thought his lover would take the excuse to rest more.

A few minutes later he exited the room, pushing their baby’s cot across the floor. Even though the child in question was resting between the two Brits, Colson kept moving it until he reached their roommate’s room. “Wha's he on about?” The teen asked, gently easing the infant into his hold to bounce him softly. It was almost second nature already and the sight warmed the sociopath’s heart.

Dominic shrugged and they both lost interest in the movie playing out on the screen in order to people-watch the other man. Maybe it was the personality disorder they seemed to share but humans were much more interesting than television. He didn't want to be obviously spying though so he tried to carry on a conversation, he found it easier to talk to the kid than most others. “You good wiv ‘im.” He smiled, nodding to his baby. Blain grinned back happily.

“I had a really good babysitter as a boy.” He explained simply. “I were young as fuck and my parents were bloody awful but sometimes they'd take me on business nights out and leave me wiv someone. It was probably the only good example I ever got but it stuck wiv me.”

Dom sighed deep, completely understanding what the boy was saying. He'd never had the good example but he had to be one so young. He'd had a small hope that Blain at least had a good mum but of course not. Omegas rarely got that. In at least that way, his mate was lucky. Thinking of the man he glanced back down the hall but Colson just breezed past them. He disappeared back into the bedroom only to walk by again with a bag over his shoulder. Strange. “I'm sorry you ‘ad to deal wiv tha'. It weren't fairs. You should ‘ave gotten good parents first off. Wha' ‘append to ya mum?” He was genuinely wondering because they worried that someone might come after the boy to take him back. Especially since they were working to get him his father's money.

“I don't really know. She were jus' gone one day. I don't know if he sold her or killed her or she ran off or died. Didn't matter much to me. He ended up with a cycle of girls. I'm jus' glad he didn't try for me. Talked about it a lot.” The blasé way the kid sounded made the Alpha's stomach roll. It was frequent enough to seem normal to some but after being pressured about his sister it made him sick. He had to look away to cover his eyes flashing from suppressed rage but he landed on his lover leaving Tom's room again to jog back to theirs. Alright.

“You deserved protection. We all fucking did.” He growled low and the kid gave him a gentle look as he pulled the baby higher, his fingers softly raising Punk's hand to wave it.

“Um, we got it. Fanks.” He was so sure of his words it calmed something dark in the Alpha's chest. As long as his family felt safe. That's all that mattered. “Silly Daddy ain't he? Yes he is. You tell ‘em!” Blain had a higher affect to his voice when he spoke to the little one that made the older man laugh. “‘Ow bad was it for yas tha’ you can't see you already keep us safe?” He didn't normally try to push but of course he wanted to learn all he could about the pair.

Darkness swirled in the killer's mind as he thought back to his childhood. He'd watched his mate open up for their boy not long before and he knew he needed to too. “Me dad didn't like ‘ow much a pussy I were or tha’ I were sick.” He started easy but got a scoff from the kid.

“You showed him, aye?” Blain teased, he wondered how the bastard felt about his hitman son. After all, that's how the omega found him. An underground helpline website that took him on a darker path until he found a questionnaire about how he was treated and by whom. It had taken a while to realize he was ordering a hit but by that point he was too lost in the promise of safety. He hadn't imagined it would end up with him as part of a family.

Dom snorted, the boy didn't know how bloody right he was. It took him a moment to work through what he felt alright saying and what was too much too soon. “He ‘ired a doctor to blow me when I was ‘alf your age. Wanker checked wiv a ‘special test’ if I were Alpha enough or broken. It was really jus’ a pedo shoving ‘is finger up me arse.” He couldn't look at his son's as he spoke, he just kept picking at a thread on the arm of the couch. “Dad figured I were broken cause I weren't after me own baby sister or any over young omega he brought around. When I didn't pop a knot by twelve he tried an escort next. When I fought back and refused to take ‘er… He beat me ‘alf to death and let ‘er do me. I left after. Reached puberty wiv’in a few monfs and stayed gone. When I ‘eard he beat me mum dead I couldn't leave me girls wiv ‘im.” He took a deep breath and finally met the boy's eyes. He didn't want him thinking there was any shame in overcoming all they'd been through. “He was me first. Bastard doc was next. Went on a bit of a rampage after I got a taste for it. I were trying to make it work wiv me sisters until I almost got caught. We ended up ‘ere and tha’ works for me.”

Blain swallowed hard and sneakily sniffed deep his little brother’s calming baby scent. It helped that it was mixed with the Alpha's who, even upset, always soothed him. “Wha’ happened to the girls?”

“I didn't fink I was good for ‘em. I provided ‘em wiv a good school and a lovely adoptive family but every time ‘ey saw me I were terrifying I guess. Too much water under tha’ bridge.” He didn't want the kid thinking there was something wrong with him and Punk that he kept them close but sent away his sisters and he hoped that helped explain. “I wouldn't be who I am now if not for Tom and Cols. I couldn't be who ya need.”

“I call bullshite Punkers, don't you?” Blain teased as he cupped the baby's head and pulled him close before passing him to Dom gently. “You was already you. You jus' needed help wiv love.”

Dom huffed softly but he took his youngest and held him against his chest. There was almost nothing better than those bright red eyes watching him like he was all that mattered. Of course he looked forward to the baby having his own eye color and hopefully at some point a name, but he wasn't in any hurry for either. Though his mate was obviously in one. Colson came back out and finally decided to grace them with his presence as the movie was rolling credits at the end. The Alpha couldn't say what it had really been about besides murder and blood and gore. On second thought maybe it wasn't the best for two boys but at least Punk would only notice the pretty colors.

“Give it.” Kells huffed, holding out his hands for their child.

“No. It's me turn. Go rest.” Dom teased back, holding the baby against his chest.

The omega arched a playful brow down at his lover. He had to remind himself the other man didn't know what he'd been up to. Tom stepped into the room and took a seat on the other sofa but the killer just stared up at his partner. “Tom is taking him for the night.” He said simply and he watched the wheels turn in the psycho's mind.

“Tom is?”

“Yes.”

“And not us?”

“Not us.”

“And we get…”

“Time alone. The whole fucking night.” Col smirked as his lover stood up but he didn't appreciate the one handed hold on his son.

“Milk?”

“Boob juice is in the fridge. Cot is in their room. Blain can help if he wants, hell he can keep him all night but no one has to. I'm not about to parentify anyone. Our door is unlocked in case they can't hack it but if I left it open I think we'd break about a million laws.” Kells smirked as the realization fully dawned on the killer. “I have faith in our family. Don't you?”

Dom kissed his son's forehead and handed him off to his older one. He barely even looked as he did and he tripped over his own feet to reach his mate. They'd been close since the day the omega backhanded him and were working on working their shite out. Mostly they could only find time to wank each other off or make out with heavy petting in the shower. “Really really?” He almost couldn't believe it but he forced himself to stop a moment and check in with Blain. He cleared his throat and only turned his head, the kid didn't need an eye full of his tented pants. Bollocks. “Fank you for talking wiv me.” He smiled but the boy just threw a pillow at his back.

“If you don't get the fuck outta here! We got my bruv, go bond ya freaks.”

The couple laughed as they stumbled back to their room but the moment the door closed the Alpha was pushed against it. He'd always known how much larger his lover was than him but Col had never really proved it so blatantly. His wild hair was gripped and his head tugged back so he had to look up at the other man. He felt a shiver go down his spine that he swore ended up in his dick twitching. “I think you promised me your wet cunt. You gonna be a good bitch for me?” The way the mob boss's voice danced over his skin almost had him shaking but he didn't want to be too needy too fast.

“I fhought ya wanted me fat arse.” He tried to purr but it came out breathy and trembling. When Colson groped a handful of said ass and pulled him flush against his throbbing cock he couldn't help but wonder if he turned the omega on this much.

“Oh baby, I'm gonna wreck every inch of you. After all, we got all fucking night.”

The Alpha wasn't expecting to get led by his hair and thrown face down on the bed but when he bounced against it and tried to roll over he was slapped on the ass for his trouble. A soft yelp escaped him that he'd probably deny ever happened but Col heard it and chuckled darkly. Every vibration of the omega's throat tickled over Dom's skin like silk. The killer paused, taking a deep breath before he tried to figure out what was allowed. He could feel himself watched, his instincts were on high alert, but he didn't hear the other man moving. “Should I strip?”

“Do birds fucking fly?” Something about the way Kells spoke felt like he was making fun of the other. The last time he'd hit the boy he'd degraded him too and part of Dom had really liked it. He wasn't sure how much he could handle though.

“Some don't.” He couldn't stop the snark but he got spanked for it again. He groaned and felt himself drool against the blanket where his cheek was pressed but he got to work carefully sliding off his shirt. “You gonna keep it up on bare skin?” He asked, his voice a bit small. Was he excited or terrified or both?

Colson growled, pushing his own sweats down before gripping the back of his lover's to rip them off his legs. The move was violent enough Dom’s ass bounced and he had to stop and admire how red his flesh was. He wanted to keep going until the younger man bled but he thought that might be too much, and it wasn't his goal for the night. “Look at you. Pretty pink virgin tight pussy. All for me.”

Did Dom reply? Did he stay quiet and try to obey? There weren't any rules yet really. Instead of attempting and getting spanked again he tried a different tactic. His hands shook and he laid flat and reached back to grope his own cheeks and spread them. It felt filthy and scandalous, Alpha's didn't beg to get filled but he was never a normal one. He tried to look over his shoulder to see if he was making his mate happy but he got distracted by just how gorgeous his partner was. The boss was in his element, even if in a way that hurt the boy he still could feel it. It was all for him now and it shouldn't matter who got to experience his lover before. He always knew Kells was tall but when he was feeling his own power and looking down at Dom like a snack he seemed like a giant. His hair was falling around his pretty face, his eyes were gold and intent, his mouth was parted as if he couldn't catch his breath with his mate. He was still soft in places but so many of his muscles were so obvious, he appeared every bit the Alpha he faked being for years. Even his cock was intimidating, hard and leaking a mess of precum at the tip. The only hint of omega on him besides his eyes was the wetness between his thighs and the scent served to make Dom an even bigger wreck.

The Alpha rut his dick against the bed without thinking and got a bare palm to hole slap for it. The sound was sharp and seemed to echo off the walls. Fuck he'd be bruised later, his mate didn't hold back. “Don't even try. If I think you deserve to feel good I'll tell you what the fuck you're allowed. Otherwise you wait for my command.” It wasn't a question but there was still one hidden among the demands. The killer knew if he said ‘no’ or ‘stop’ the other would. It made him feel safe- something neither of them were used to before they met. “So desperate to get fucked. Look at you. Such a fucking slut. Pathetic.” With hissed words the omega spit over his lover's exposed hole and watched as Dom clenched for him.

The Alpha wouldn't say again how that didn't make any sense- how could he be a virgin and a slut? He knew better, at least on that. He wanted his ass slapped again but by his mate's balls, not his hand. He wouldn't get that by back-talking. Two hands gripped his hips roughly and yanked him to the edge of the bed. Col knew he was bendy and used it to his advantage, spreading the boy almost frog legged and teetering on the side of the mattress. His knees were bent and his ankles were supported but not his feet. He couldn't easily move himself without putting his toes on the floor which he was pretty sure he wasn't allowed. He just tried to keep the position held and his ass open. He couldn't help the second puddle of drool.

Kells crouched behind his partner and was happy he'd laid a towel on the floor beforehand. He was already dripping wet and with how well it was already going he predicted himself squirting at least once before the night was over. “Where's your dick?” He asked and when Dom whimpered something that sounded like ‘under’ he huffed, reaching under the other to slide his cock from his belly to rest along the side of the bed. He wasn't allowed friction. He would get off on Colson’s dick and nothing more.

When that was done Dom listened close and caught the wet sound of his mate gathering slick on his fingers. The omega moaned and he knew the bastard was fingering himself first. He tried to wiggle his ass but he couldn't move without probably hurting himself so he waited patiently and bit his lip at the noises.

Col didn't mean to but he lost himself to pleasure for a moment. He hadn't had anything inside him since before he gave birth and his inner walls were sensitive as hell. He'd meant to just wet his digits but instead he played, exploring how tight he was getting again. “Shit babe, you should feel this. So fucking tight and swollen. Hot. Drenched. Mmm fuck.” He purred, focusing on his own touch, reaching deeper until he found that little bump inside. It felt like the first night he touched himself but almost more intense somehow. He'd called his bitch a virgin but he almost felt like one. He knew he was torturing the boy but he hoped it just added to the need, he couldn't seem to stop himself anymore. His hips rocked and he fucked down on his own hand, chasing a release he hadn't meant to find yet. “Oh god- Dom- so good. You'd pass the fuck out. Oh- ohhh- fuck!” He damn well knew he was being an ass but he wasn't even exaggerating.

Dom listened and whimpered and tried to grind against the bed but he couldn't find any relief for his throbbing cock. He wasn't tied up but he didn't need to be, he knew his dominant would stop if he so much as breathed wrong. He couldn't see his lover but he could hear him and every noise was a revelation. He was happy that his partner was enjoying himself but it felt like an inner circle of hell not being able to interact.

“Fuck me your knot would feel amazing right now. I'm such a mess. Can you hear it? Shit- so good.” The omega couldn't stop his mouth even when his voice went breathy but he needed to involve his mate somehow. He slowed his hand and reached down with the other, soaking his fingers before he pulled them back up to tease around the boy's hole. The noise that left his bitch's lips made it all worth it. The poor thing sounded almost broken already. He stopped trying to fuck his own hand and instead kept his touch steady on his spot as his others slipped inside Dom’s hole. It was hard to focus on both but he was only trying to get himself off. The killer would cum when he said it was allowed.

Dominic whimpered and moaned as the other man's touch slid deeper. His nerves felt electrified after his punishment so all he could focus on was how tight he felt as Col explored and stretched him out. The omega hooked his finger and pulled just a little before he spit inside his mate and shuddered at the groan he heard. His lover was fever hot inside and his cock jerked at the thought of being surrounded by his tight silky pink walls. His own pleasure was building fast as he teased his spot hard. With every touch he swore he could feel his heartbeat in his cunt, dick, and nipples and he wondered if it would affect Dom the same. As his pleasure built he stilled his fingers inside the killer and focused on his own need. “Oh fuck me. Shit! So- oh- ohhh fucking-” His babbling stopped when his orgasm hit and he gushed in his palm and down his legs.

His dick stayed hard and in the game as he worked through his rapture, his fingers barely able to move as his cunt squeezed around them. He was panting and cursing and started rocking his other hand again until Dom was groaning and trying to cant his ass back. He had meant to go easy but his pleasure only made him need the boy more and he fucked him with two fingers until he stopped cumming so hard.

Eventually he added a third and pulled his other hand free, slapping his wet palm against Dom’s plush cheek. “Mmmplease?” The killer mumbled and the omega smirked. He didn't think he'd done enough but if his mate wanted to hurt…

“You've seen me. You really think your virgin ass is ready?” He wasn't boasting, it wasn't ego. He was thick and long. Maybe not as much a monster as his lover but still. He'd stretch him out and fuck him sloppy, probably make him bleed. As much as he craved it he didn't want to push if Dom didn't.

“Ready. Fuck me? Wanna feel yas for days. Daddy please?” That was it. That fucking word just did something to him when it came whimpered from the boy's lips. He scissored his fingers wide as he pulled them free and spit inside him again before letting go and watching the mess he used as lube dribble out to drip down Dom's skin and disappear over his balls.

Kells planted his knees better in the squishy wet towel under him, spreading his legs just wide enough to make his dick level. He curled his palm around himself and slapped his tip against that rosebud hole before gently teasing inside. The feeling of Dom's muscles wet and squeezing him tight was almost too much and he nearly broke to slam home. He wanted his lover to hurt, not be damaged so he slid back out and circled playfully again. “You sure bitch? Can't take it back.” He asked one last time. An Alpha didn't normally submit so easily but his was damn special. He'd try to show him what a gift it felt like later.

“Want it. Need you. You Cols- Daddy, please? Fuck me.” The words were nearly whined but sure. Dom needed his mate more than he needed air.

Author's Note/Tags: @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker @hollywoodxwhore @jaxbreaker @fenoy7 @cole-way-iero28 if anyone wants tagged let me know 🩷🖤

So that was... Smutty as fuck. I'll just say it 🤭 The next part will be just as bad if not worse. Maybe more, we'll have to see. Eventually the plot will start plotting but for now let's just let the boys bond. Hope you're enjoying it! ❤️‍🔥🖤

[livealittleoc-cb]

Random Update

TW slight suggestive pictures [??]

🍷: Shower after a good workout~ *grins* opening the cafe later, might close early. Want to work on a car I started fixing.

♥️: I’m so cute 🥰 I love these pants…and the collar~

💀: First stop shopping for groceries, potion ingredients and set some extra things for his heat. Second stop getting a tattoo or two retouched~

🌪️: Jay got me a new heat buddy 🥺 *cuddles the plushie* he’s so cute!

✨: I want a new tattoo- I got some retouched but I want a new one

🎐: Is this good for my shift at the club or should I change? *he looks himself over in the mirror*

💘: I’m my both my babies queen 🥰

❣️: This is for a photoshoot but I’m definitely the king 😌

🎧: Ares took a picture of me in the most unflattering moment 🙄

🗡️: I luv these fishbowl pictures, I look so hot~

⚰️: ‘I got all my piercings in, it’s been a while. I’m going to make a quick visit to Egypt but I can’t find my mask.’

☔️: I let Ace dress me and I don’t fully hate it-

🫐: Hel and Hecate decided I needed a break and now I’m in a stupid pool 😐

🪦: Finally got Hades to relax! Now it’s our time to take a break too 🥰

🔮: *shy giggle* ☺️

🍹: I tried something new with my makeup, blue does look nice?

🐍: I’m boredddd someone come entertain me! Any kind of entertainment is welcomed *grins*

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[littlesislovesyou]

Mmmph...a little...I can't help but get a little jealous over my sister >:3 can you blame me? It's okay I got it under control lol are you an early Disney watcher? I just imagined hades from Hercules raging and then going it's fine I'm cool we're good lmaoo and I remember him literally screaming to Meg that he owned her...calmly not so calmly of course XD

I'm happy you feel the same as I do though... my pretty baby sis~🤭🔪

Aww no worries I understand if you're a little high. I hope you're enjoying yourself at least sweet girl? Maybe I should make you take some more hits and see how horny and willing you are to be raped and fucked unconscious by your masked mutual stranger~ 🖤 I'm happy you love all my asks and I LOVE driving you crazy~

You can use this to respond if *ahem* the other ask is too spicy and fucked up that you wanna keep it...🤫

I missed you though I hope you're feeling better and sorry for responding so late my internet went out briefly and I was gaming in the meantime while waiting for it to return.

I've got PC and switch but I've been playing alot of Zelda recently lol playing the warriors and remembering that the main antagonist is just an obsessed fangirl of link that loves him so much that she'd summon monsters and kill anyone in her way to have him all to herself...kinda hot ngl lol

I would hope I'm okay but all I can do is sleep more and take meds to make sure I'll be as okay as I can be! And me too but ty for your concern hun, you're so sweet <333

It is very easy and hey sometimes all you need is a reminder and a helping hand to relax yk? I can't help but be that kind of person hehe. And I hope so I love talking to you when we both can 💕

Hhhh I won’t even lie I find jealousy very hot<3 I don’t know there’s just something about the possessiveness of it that just makes me so unbelievably wetttt ahhh<333 so I could never blame my big sibling for getting jealous;’) 💗 and also I know what you’re talking about! Hehe

Just know I always belong to my big sibling~ even when dads around hehe

That’s meee! Always your baby sis;’)💗💗 always here to make my big sibling feel better~

Ah yess I did very much! ☺️ It was very much needed after today but I’ll admit I wouldn’t have minded your help at all💗

Hhh you’re literally just melting my brain anymore 🥺💗 sometimes I just get so needy when I smoke, I’d probably be all blazed out and wet~ just seeing the mask, not knowing at all who’s behind it, I can’t help it, I would seriously let you do whatever you wanted to me, not that I would have a choice of course, I’m genuinely so helpless when I’m high, my brain would melt if you forced me to smoke more, turning me into such a obedient fuck doll~

I absolutely will be keeping that one just for me 👀💗 it’s so long and detailed and ugh.. just absolutely perverted;’) and it’s mine, just for me💗💗💗 I love it so much💗 I’ll probably mm be touching myself to that later 💗☺️

Ah no it’s no worries my lovely mutual<3 you never gotta apologize for that, im glad you’ve been having a good night at least! I also have both a pc and a switch:0 Zelda games are always some of the best, I had a lot of childhood memories of that game, and oh yeah? ;’) is that what I’m going to have to do for you? ~ hehe

Awe well I hope you start feeling better and just remember to breathe and take it easy on yourself🥺💗 too bad I can’t cuddle you to sleep!

Aghhh I love how just genuinely sweet you are but you can say some of the most hot fucked up things to me;’) and I love it💗

[ink-and-blood-goddess]

Underworld Fanfic Requests are OPEN!!!

Hello to all of my followers and newbies

So, I've been rewatching the first three Underworld films, watched the fourth film a second time to refresh my memory of it, and finally got around to watching the last film in the series (Which was good btw).

I'm highly surprised there aren't many x reader fanfics for the series on here and the lack is very sad and heartbreaking :(...

However, I'm willing to fill in that void with requests. I'll write for your favorite characters shown down below. The one character I'll NEVER write for is Viktor. Though Bill Nighy did a brilliant job at playing him, I'll never forgive him for what he's done in the series.

I'll have both my inbox and DM (Direct Message) opened for requests 24/7. However, my inbox stays closed most of the time when requests slowed down from time to time. If you still want to make a request when the inbox is closed, I always have my DMs opened all day and night.

As a heads up, I'm still in the process of doing other requests, so it'll take me much longer to get to yours because I have a personal life and a job to do and keeps me busy.

One last thing too, please make sure you include a plot for the character you're requesting so that I have something to write when I start a new fanfic.

So, thank you for understanding and request away :)...

Michael Corvin 🌸❤️‍🔥👐🏻💐💘🖤🔪🩸🔞

Lucian 🌸❤️‍🔥👐🏻💐💘🖤🔪🩸🔞

Marcus Corvinus 🌸❤️‍🔥👐🏻💐💘🖤🔪🩸🔞

David 🌸❤️‍🔥👐🏻💐💘🖤🔪🩸🔞

Marius 🌸❤️‍🔥👐🏻💐💘🖤🔪🩸🔞

Symbols:

🌸-Fluff 

❤️‍🔥-Smut 

👐🏻-General 

 💐-Dating 

 💘-Romance 

🖤-Angst 

🔪🩸-Violence 

 🔞-NSFW

Citrus Scale:

🍑 (Peach)-No Sexual Interactions 

🍎 (Citrus)-Romantic hug/or kiss 

🍊 (Orange)-Romantic hug/or kiss with a hint of sexual interaction 

 🍈 (Lime)-Heavy making out with light groping 

 🍋 (Lemon) Actual Sexual Intercourse

[adiluv-moved]

♡ JOHN DOE + PROMPTS 13 / 22. ˚⊹꒷

﹕₊˚ʚ🌹ɞ・[word count] total ─ 1511; prompt 13 ─ 693; prompt 22 ─ 818.

﹕₊˚ʚ🍷ɞ・[warnings] yandere character [technically; no yandere behavior demonstrated], not edited/proofread.

﹕₊˚ʚ🖤ɞ・[adi moment] first part of the event! I accidentally wrote the wrong prompt while working on a request, though i decided to just do another prompt alongside it instead of letting what i’d already written go to waste! regardless, i hope that you enjoy! ꒰ ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ꒱ 

this is a part of my 200 follower / valentine's day event! if you're interested, you can view the rules for requesting on this post!

♡ prompt 13 / rom-coms. ˚⊹꒷

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・I imagine that Doe, being as romantically obsessed as he is, loves rom-coms. Honestly, with his entire character, I doubt that anybody could ever even convince me otherwise. This isn’t something that would happen after he met you, either. From the moment Doe found out about romance and rom-coms in general, I’m sure that he would watch them religiously. I’m talking to the point where you could bring up (pretty much) any rom-com to exist - whether it be from the Valley or otherwise, and he would somehow know it and have watched it. It doesn’t matter how new or old they are, either.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・Not to mention the fact that his obsession with the genre manages to grow even larger once Valentine’s Day gets closer. He’s practically like one of those massive Christmas fans that turn the months leading up to the holiday into a part of it. And a part of that, to him, is watching as many rom-coms he can before you pull him away from the screen. Because, yes, there have been plenty of times where you’ve gotten home at ungodly hours of the night to find his eyes practically touching the screen as he rewatches a rom-com for what seems like the 100th time. (It certainly doesn’t help that he won't turn on any lights, and you usually don’t know he’s there until you see his silhouette in front of the TV or until he jumps behind you to greet you.)

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・Regardless, he would be eternally grateful if you decided to indulge him by watching a few with him. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is about the genre itself or how many of them you’ve seen, Doe would do his best to make the experience as enjoyable as possible for the both of you. He’d probably even pull out a whole collection of them, showing them all to you and letting you choose which ones to watch. There are some that he dislikes, and will actively exclude from the watching pile because he sees them as that bad, but aside from that he’s willing to give you as much control as you want. He’d also be happy to give you some recommendations if you’re unsure what to start with, and I genuinely believe he’d put a lot of effort into finding one he thinks you’d like.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・Although I imagine Doe being the type of person to want to go all out on the actual day, I doubt that he’d mind just staying indoors all day with you and binging rom-coms. I mean, considering the large amount of titles that he knows, it really wouldn’t be difficult to find anything to watch, either. (If anything, you two could probably pull an all-nighter watching them without even making a dent in the pile that he has to offer you.) It would probably even be a great date idea if the weather turned out to be rainy that day, since it would be rather inconvenient to try doing something super crazy and risk Doe losing his fake body. Honestly, as long as he’s spending time with you, he truly wouldn’t mind.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・As for Doe’s personal preferences on rom-coms, I think that he would enjoy those overly-romantic ones. Yeah. I’m talking cheesy enough to give you the sudden and irresistible urge to leave the room from how overly cute they are. If you’re the type to openly react to them, I honestly feel that he would take a small amount of joy in laughing at your reactions. They’re cute! He enjoys them, even though he might not get why you’re reacting the way that you do. 

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・I also think that he’d like rom-coms that share some similarities with your relationship! (You’d be surprised at how many Uncanny Valley rom-coms mention time loops… you’re starting to think that they’re not really an uncommon occurrence.) You have no idea how happy he feels when he sees something that reminds him of the two of you. He’d love to watch those with you and reminisce on the ways that your relationship has developed, and it’s honestly a pretty cute sight. He practically has hearts in his eyes.

♡ prompt 22 / "i cooked something for you!" ˚⊹꒷

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・On the topic of Doe and Valentine’s Day (and the idea of him putting as much effort as possible), I do think that he would still try to do something incredibly special for you, regardless of what your plans are for the actual day. He’s grateful to have you around, so he needs a way to show it! And, sure, while he’s absolutely more than willing to use his powers - namely, his psychokinesis - to take you out on the best dates you’ve ever had, it’s not exactly a viable option to him if you decide to snuggle up beside him in the familiar warmth of your apartment.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・He takes some time to try and come up with ideas, looking all around the apartment for anything that he could use to accomplish his goal. He’d even try visiting some stores in the city, trying to see if he could find any nice flowers or gifts that might make a good present. Except for the fact that he can’t. Because by the time you both realize you’d rather sit at home, it’s already gotten close enough to the holiday that most of the good gifts have already been taken, making it difficult for Doe to use his powers when he isn’t even aware of the gift options available to him. And it’s not that he doesn’t try, either. He absolutely does. But somehow, none of the people he manages to… ‘convince’ have anything of interest. The only things that he manages to acquire are a few bags of teeth, though they aren’t really something you enjoy receiving - a fact he’s learned from experience.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・He panics the day before Valentine’s when he realizes that there’s only a few hours before you return from your shift at the gas station and he’s still empty handed. That is, until he passes by the kitchen and realizes you talking about the power of cooking within human culture. Specifically, the power of going out of your way to cook something special for a special someone. After watching the cooking channel for about an hour and sneaking off to the grocery store to get ingredients (some of which being entirely different from what the recipe asks of him), he returns home and barely has enough time to hide them. You can tell that he’s hiding something from you, though you don’t call him out - more so for his sake than yours.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・Before I actually talk about Doe attempting to cook anything, I just wanted to say this. He has no idea how to cook. There have been times where he has nearly burnt the entire apartment complex down. He nearly put metal inside of your microwave. It’s a miracle to you that he’s even managed to survive as long as he has, though it makes sense when you consider how strange his diet was before he dated you. When he slips out of your shared room and into the kitchen, the only knowledge that he retains from the recipes is that the cake looks cute and is in the shape of a heart, and the smell of something burning is what wakes you up. That, plus the voice by your ear that proudly whispers: “I cooked something for you!”

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・The both of you practically run to the kitchen, and the differences between Doe and your expressions would almost be comical if you weren’t presented with the absolute monster of a cake sitting in front of you. There are random cooking utensils, cutlery, and ingredients spread across the kitchen, and it somewhat reminds you of some events that occurred within the time loop. The cake itself seems to be incredibly burnt, with frosting falling off of some spots as he’d frosted the… object much too early. On top of it seems to be a piped version of the both of you, yet it seems to look more like a scene in a horror movie than anything romantic, especially when it seems like the little version of you is melting into a puddle. Among the wreckage, Doe stands with a proud face, hugging you from behind and exclaiming about Valentine’s Day.

╰₊˚ʚ🔪ɞ・The entire mess takes about an hour to clean up together, and the cake is practically inedible, leaving Doe to finish as much of it as he can before he feels too sick. Doe takes a couple of photos of the partially eaten behemoth before the both of you throw it out, and he seems like he would cry when it thuds into the garbage. You decide to show Doe the proper way to bake a cake, finding the TV show that he had been watching and properly completing the recipe alongside him. You still put on the frosting too early, and it melts. The newer piped versions of you both meet a similar fate, although it still tastes relatively good. Overall… It's a good Valentine’s Day.

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[azrielgreen]

Hi Az

I started reading Prism recently and I was wondering what are the inspirations behind Eddie’s character. He seems so unique and other compared to other versions of him. Idk what you two put in him but he’s quickly becoming one of my favourite characters of all time!!! 🖤🔪🩸

Hello, and thank you so much! That's so kind.

So, inspiration for Prism Eddie. Firstly, always credit where it's due, @thorniest-rose is the one who came up with the whole idea for Prism around this time last year actually and her writing and unique explorations were what caught my attention and birthed the obsession with a darker version of Eddie. She is the inception of him, 100%.

I think also the duelling perspectives we have for him really help to flesh him out into something fully realised and deeply complex. For me, some of my inspiration for his character comes from past experiences with real people but only a little. I wanted to build someone who was fully, outrageously realised and complex to the point of being almost unknowable, but also completely unique and so Eddie is made almost entirely out of my passionate obsession with him; he is an ouroboros of curiosity, confidence and delusion, but charming in the way that cult leaders often are, yet able to mimic and mask as sociopaths do, with psychopathic traits and an unswerving obsession with a single person.

One process that is key to constructing him (and vice versa with Steve) is that Brooke will write Eddie in a scene and then I will RTTR (rose through the ribs) and sort of counter correct elements where he is perhaps "too human". A perfect example of this is, in the upcoming chapter, the coffee scene. Equally, when I write Steve, Brooke will RTTR and humanise elements and soften them where I would have written them sharper. This really does create an incredible sense of complexity for them both and makes writing so much fun.

We also write and create and discuss just SO MUCH backstory for everyone in Prism. Much of it will never see the pages, but we know everything about these people and so when writing them, we often allude to these elements which gives a very fully realised feel of the characters in this alternate universe.

💜💜💜

[louisthiccsexyglitteryass]

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Punished By Teacher 📚(completed)

1D Marvel Fusion 🕷(ongoing)

Off to the Races 💋(ongoing)

Take Me To Heaven 🔥(ongoing)

Harryween 2023 🎃(completed)

Christmas 2023 🎄(which we sort of ignore)

Vampire Fics 🖤 (a compiled collection of my vampire fics)

The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead🌙 (ongoing)

Girl Direction 🌸 (a compiled collection of my girl direction fics)

ONE SHOTS

My heart's in overdrive, and you're behind the steering wheel [1k]

Being late to class means Harry and Louis have to pose together for figure drawings.

That being said, they hate each other, but maybe they don't? [E]

Treat me like a queen, now you got me feelin' thrown, oh 🌸 [1k]

After a photography project leads her to the supposedly empty house of a beautiful woman, Harry learns that vampires are real... And devilishly good with their tongues. [E]

Refuge in the Storm [1k]

Harry is stressed, burntout and feeling overwhelmed.

Louis is his refuge in the storm. [M]

Raise my body back to life 🔥 [1k]

After going for so long without Louis, Harry takes matter into his own hands. The consequences be damned, of course. [E]

with your hands around my neck [1k]

Louis looks hot in that mesh jacket and I want to choke him because of it so I wrote this HAHA. Harry chokes Louis. [E]

Hit me baby one more time [12.7k] [2 part one shot]

Louis is a boxer, and hates one of the members of his club, Harry Styles. Life has a funny way of showing Louis that maybe he doesn't hate Harry as much as he thought, or that Louis maybe finds Harry hot. [E]

They're playin' my song, the butterflies fly away [2k] for @enchantedlandcoffee

After attending the famous White House Trio New Years party, Louis and Harry end up spending the entire day with Alex and Henry. The night just so happens to end in something a little different. [E] [CROSSOVER FIC- RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE x ONE DIRECTION- SPECIFICALLY ALEX CLAREMONT-DIAZ/HENRY FOX-MOUNTCHRISTEN-WINDSOR X HARRY STYLES/LOUIS TOMLINSON]

Trick or Treat! 🎃 [1k]

Alpha Louis takes his daughter and pregnant omega Harry trick or treating, and shows how great of an Alpha he is when Harry gets tired. [T]

I just worship at your feet. 🔥🎃 [2k]

After getting home from the game, Harry summons Louis back to Earth. Just for fun, of course. [E]

Kinktober 🎃 [1.2k]

Of all the things Louis expected to come out of his boyfriend's mouth, the words 'threesome with Liam', wasn't one of them. Nor did he expect to so readily agree to it. [E]

And I could be the monster 🎃🖤 [2.2k]

Vampire Harry finally finds something to satisfy his 200 hundred years in the making pain kink. It just so happens to be an incredibly irritating Werewolf named Louis. [E]

Take me to ecstasy (ecstasy) 🎃🔥 [4k]

After a Halloween prank gone wrong, Harry finds himself in the bed of Lucifer. Because of course. [E]

Stainless Steel Blade 🔪🎃 [1.2k]

Harry winds up producing a knife out of nowhere, as Louis learns once he finally makes his way upstairs. He's standing in the doorway, watching Harry swing the knife back and forth with a sadistic smirk on his face, a pair of handcuffs and a gag on the bed behind him. "Say, wanna try something new?" Harry says wickedly. [E]

In the middle of the night when the wolves come out 🎃 [2.1k]

Once turned, he's met with a pair of glowing, yellow eyes trained on him, and the great, snarling jaws of a beast with huge, long, sharp teeth and a thirst for blood. It's tongue lolls out of it's mouth, dripping saliva on the forest floor as it advances.

It's huge, with long, dark and shaggy fur and curling, razor-sharp claws, growling lowly as it advances on him, leaning back on it's hind legs to pounce, tackling him to the ground and leaving him sprawling in the dust, dropping his bag as he falls. [E]

Like sweat dripping down our dirty laundry [1.4k] for @louisarmpits

Harry has a thing for Louis' armpits. Louis wears a tank-top. You get the picture. [E]

There's a devil in your smile, it's chasing me 🕷 [1.5k]

Amateur Hero Harry Styles has made an enemy of local bad-guy gang leader Louis. When Louis presents him an ultimatum, a challenge, even, for his escape, he thinks it'll be easy. But Louis catches him, and, honestly? Harry doesn't regret it. [E] [Warning: mild dub-con]

And I fucked my best friend [1.6k]

After somehow getting stuck under his bed, Harry phones his best friend Louis. But, apparently, Louis wants to help him out with more than just his predicament. [E]

White bikini off with my red nail polish 💋 [2.9k] for @onexaddition

Harry meant to just get some money from Louis, not end up following him around America as they ran from the law. Not fall in love with him and become dependent. Not care. But sometimes that's what happens. [E]

Tell all of your friends that I'm crazy and drive you mad [1k]

Louis hates Harry after seeing him. Then after they meet it gets worse. But naturally fate has other plans. [E] [Warning: possible dub-con]

Bleedin' me dry like a goddamn vampire 🖤[2.5k]

After straying too far into the woods and finding himself inside Tomlinson Manor, a place stuck in the past following the murder of the entire family by the youngest son, Harry learns that there's more than meets the eye, especially with the mysterious occupant, Louis. [E] [Warning: Dub-con]

I knew you were trouble [1.8k]

"And?" Harry drawls. "You knew that we shouldn't be doing it before we fucked. Don't suddenly gain a conscience."

"Tell her tonight, or I will." Louis says with an air of finality. [E]

Finger My Mouth [1.5k] for @lunaticcat009

Louis' dentist (and childhood crush) rides him on the orthodontic chair. [E]

Ride it, my pony [1k]

Harry shows Louis he can ride more than just horses. [E]

Tug of War [2k]

During a fistfight Louis and Harry both discover more about each other than they'd ever care to share, including how the other reacts when their hair is pulled. [E]

Little black dress just walked into the room [2.4k] for @lunaticcat009

But then he found himself wondering about how Harry's perky ass would look in one of those. Harry his feminine boyfriend who loved dressing up in the bedroom and submitting to Louis. Harry his boyfriend who loves nothing more than being bought gifts. Then, of course, Louis' mind wandered to how absolutely hilarious it would be to purchase this for Harry. Like when he'd bought that sex toy made specifically for clit stimulation and Harry had thrown it at his head then donated it to the local club's shop. And next thing he knew there was a black latex spanking skirt in his basket. [E]

I see your true colours shining through [1k]

Louis and Harry both teach at the same school, and have been happily married for a while. After they've been finally given permission to be open with their students, will they let their true colours shine through? [M]

If I give you my heart, don't you break it [1.2k]

Whilst alone in the X-Factor house, Louis and Harry finally become intimate together. After a lot of awkwardness, begging and arguing, of course. [M]

If you were invisible for a day, what would you do? [1k]

Harry wakes up invisible. Chaos, revelations, and nudity ensues. [T]

Here to take my medicine [2.4k]

"You alright?" He rasps in a thick Northern accent, sitting himself in front of Harry. "What happened?"

Harry bites back a whine, feeling simultaneously content and uncomfortable under his steely gaze. "I- uh- c-cut myself..." he stutters, ducking his gaze. He really has to get better at talking to Alpha's. [M]

Louis' Thicc Sexy Ass [1k]

It occurred to me that I'm the guy with a Louis Tomlinson's ass fan account and have never written anything dedicated to the holy dumptruck itself, which is why we're here. [M]

A.M. [351]

Sleepy early morning sex between Louis and Harry. Just quick little fic. [M]

I had my eyes up on the prize [1.6k] for @onexaddition

In a bid to impress their boss and get a promotion, Zayn and Harry end up having a threesome with CEO Louis Tomlinson himself. [E]

The Battle of Mount Pelion [3.5k]

As prophesied by the Gods, two enemies (Prince Harry of Aetheopia and Prince Louis of Phthia) from Ancient times battle in a bid to impress the King of Gods, Zeus for fame and fortune. Both are the sons of God's, and eventually Louis gives into Harry's charms. [E] [Crossover with The Song of Achilles]

Two Nightstands [2.6k]

When Niall dares Harry to match with the first guy on Tinder, he does not expect to find Louis Tomlinson. But he did. [E]

But I don't regret falling for you [1k]

Whilst trying to climb Mt. Everest, Harry quite literally falls for Louis, an event that causes the two of them to be separated from the group and forces them to sit in wait until they can be rescued. [T]

"Louise?" [887]

Louis, a trans guy, goes to pick up his prescription. Harry, the chemist, get's very offended on his behalf when Louis is forced to deadname himself. [G]

Punished By Mr. Styles 📚 [1.1k]

Disrespecting a teacher like Mr. Styles was just supposed to be a laugh, not turn into the best fuck of his life. [E] [Warning: Underage]

Punished By Mr. Tomlinson 📚 [1.7k]

After daydreaming in class, Harry end's up opting for the ruler rather than a detention.

But you're not supposed to enjoy it... Right? [E] [Warning: Underage]

Nothin' but a fucking cockslut [5k]

After a day of rule-breaking and teasing, Harry gets passed around by the boys and treated like the cock slut he is. [E] [ot5]

'Til my feet are wet [1.4k]

"Wait, were you wanking?" Harry asks, eyes widening. "Shit, sorry Lou."

Louis shrugs and nods at the same time. "You needed to piss, don't blame ya."

"But I feel bad!" Harry pouts. "I feel like I should do something to apologise..."

"What, help me get off?" Louis scoffs.

"Yeah. I will." [E]

Conversation Pit. [2.7k]

The one where Louis and Harry fuck in a conversation pit. (which nobody asked for) [E]

Somebody that I used to know [11.1k]

Harry broke up with his ex boyfriend Louis five years ago. It's done, it's over, it's in the past. Louis' just somebody that he used to know.

That is, until he's hired as Louis' personal assistant. Feelings are back, Louis' a flirty little fucker, and Harry's trying to keep the past in the past and he's totally not tempted to date Louis again.

Until he ends up getting locked in the storage room... [E]

Too Drunk For Love [7k]

Once he has the nuggets, Harry hands them back, and Louis sloppily kisses his cheek before taking them, mumbling thanks.

"You're a weird drunk." Harry muses.

"And you're sexy and I want to marry you." Louis mumbles absently, scarfing down the nuggets. [E]

Sit on a dick [1.2k]

The one where Harry tops, but Louis still doms.

Or the one when I randomly decided to see if I could write top Harry. (spoiler alert, I can.)

No Control [1k]

Louis shows up to Harry's hotel room drunk and lonely, just wanting a cuddle. What happens when they wake up, and Louis has a boner? [M]

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Whips and Chains Excite Me [5.9k]

The one where Harry goes to an anonymous sex club, and Louis is the anonymous dom.And then they keep going back... [E]

Drunken Voicemails [2.2k]

"Heyyyyyyy Louis..." He slurs into the phone once it's gone to voicemail. "I- I just wanted to tell you how fucking... How fucking sexy you are... You know? Your ass is so round that I just want you to use it to fucking... Like- like- sit on my face."

Or the one when Harry drunkenly phones his boss to confess the outrageous need to be fucked by said boss. And, of course, said boss happens to fuck him. [E]

MULTI-CHAPTER (completed fics only)

Louis Blue Suit 🔪 | Completed: 4 chapters | 1.7k

"I can't believe Harry killed him!" Louis stresses, running his hands through his hair. "Is he crazy?"

"We have established that he is, Louis." Liam sighs. [E] [Novella]

Pearl White Lace 🔪 | Completed: 5 chapters | 2.3k

Harry kisses him softly, and they fall onto the bed together, making out for what seems hours, just enjoying being husbands. That is until Harry starts desperately rutting against Louis' thigh. [E] [Novella: THE WEDDING NIGHT] [Violence]

Midnight Black Stilettos 🔪 | Completed: 15 chapters | 16k

"I'm not letting anything get in the way of my wedding." Harry says, a tad firmly. "It has to be perfect. Our perfect day." [E] [STTH Book 2] [Violence]

Blood Red Lipstick 🔪 | Completed: 31 chapters | 33.3k

"Copy." Louis says, moving his finger from his in-ear microphone. He glances over at his latest target- Harry Styles, 24, from Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. The man is wearing a long, tight-fitting red dress, his long hair cascading in waves down his shoulder, blood red lipstick painted across his lips. [E] [STTH Book 1] [Violence]

Shut up, soulmate! | Completed: 13 chapters | 12.8k | Cowritten

Louis has waited two years for his soulmate, worrying that something is wrong with him. He knows everyone has a soulmate, his friends has already found theirs, but he's absent.

Until he wakes up one night from someone singing Bryan Adams Summer of 69 in his head. After spending a couple of nights awake (his soulmate doesn't sleep and when doesn't he sings the same damn song over and over) he's ready to murder him! [G]

MULTI-CHAPTER (ongoing fics only)

Still Ongoing:

In love with all these vampires [1/?]

But I've come through (and I mean to go on and on and on) [5/?]

Scream [1/?]

Hot Pink Leather 🔪 [8/?] [STTH Book 3]

Tomlinson's Bitch [6/?]

Married At First Sight [2/?]

Time After Time [6/?]

With a taste of a poison paradise [3/?]

I know nobody understands, me like you do [2/?]

Sweet as Sugar (Baby) for @theysharethat28 [2/?]

I Dare You [6/?]

Discontinued:

The 12 (Kinky) Days of Christmas🎄 [7/12]

Love Actually [Advent fic that made me lose the will to live :)] [15/24]

FICS UNDER PSEUDS:

why do I uses pseuds? Well, I write for multiple fandoms, including minor fandoms that get tagged under a fic for a specific reason. My username corresponds with my main fandom, and any fic written under a pseud is focused on that fandom/has no relevance to my main fandom. I hope this isn't too confusing!

SiriusBlacksPonytail: harry potter/the marauders (no i don't support jkr)

Lord, what you're doing to me? [5/?] for @the-sun-is-also-a-star

HenryFoxsBonerLikeStonehenge: red, white & royal blue

With perfect all-American lips [1/1]

The taste on my tongue [1/1]

They're playin' my song, the butterflies fly away [1/1]

TheCaptainsSillyGayMustache: BBC Ghosts

N/A

CrowleysSunglasses: Good Omens

A consideration of gender, by one Anthony J. Crowley [3/?] (DISCONTINUED FOR NOW)

DeadpoolsSpecialSock: Deadpool & Wolverine/Deadpool/X-Men/MCU

It's everything you ever want / It's everything you ever need [1/1]

LucifersHatSnake: Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Series under this pseud: The Weird and Wonderful World of Radioapple (🍎)

Me and you and all of these livin' dead [1/1] 🍎

Mama, we all go to Hell [1/1] 🍎

Twin, where have you been? [1/1] 🍎

[starvedvampire]

a little introduction before you proceed

hi everyone, my name is Sabre🩸i’m 25, i only use he/him pronouns, although i don’t identify as 100% male. i’m transmasc, in any case. a bisexual switch*, i welcome all queer people to this space (especially fellow transmascs hi there).

*sub-leaning, usually i only feel comfortable domming people i’ve developed an emotional connection with, but we can try

please keep in mind that i’m in a fulfilling relationship with my partner, @my-vampires-favourite-treat (yes matching usernames 🥰). she is not only the object of all my love and adoration, but also my proud owner and my lovely bun🌻 my mind, body and soul are hers🖤 (also she’s responsible for so many of my most recent kinks omg i fucking love her)

we’re both polyamorous tho, so if you want to sext/flirt with me that’s cool, just as long you know i’ll communicate it to her

please remember that this blog is for me and me alone. if you enjoy the things i post or rb, that’s great, i’m glad to know there are others who share my insanity, but keep in mind i don’t owe anyone here anything and i will block whoever makes me uncomfortable or disrespects me.

I firmly believe the best experiences related to intimacy are the ones that include enthusiastic and clear consent. even if some of the scenarios in this blog don’t explicitly show it, never forget that all sexual interactions fundamentally require consent from all parties involved, as it’s crucial to have it before you engage in kinks (also while you’re engaging bc it’s important to check up on your partner).

Kinks, asks, terms, DNI below the cut…

🩸fuck yES: monsterfucking, aliens, demons, tentacles, slime, belly inflation, oviposition, hucow/lactation/breast expansion, biting and blood as in vampirism, dumbification, breeding (pregnancy but only in theory, never in practice), praise and degradation, corruption, drooling, use of aphrodisiacs, body worship, restraints, humiliation. pet play bc my partner got me into it 🌻 hypno and voyeurism are both tumblr’s fault

🩸 maybe/sometimes: priest kink, cnc, exhibitionism, dacryphilia, hierophilia, light intox (alcohol), r4pe play (idk, still questioning this one)

🩸 dislike/don’t include me: birth (mentions are fine but no graphic descriptions), guns, belly bursting, gore, feet, anything unsanitary

🩸 hard no: detransition kink, misgendering, incest, dd/lg, age play, bestiality

Regarding asks and dms:

🩸 to be honest when it comes to messages i’m not consistent at all but you can try your luck if you want. just please ease into it before jumping into graphic stuff, say hi and your pronouns and stuff.

also please don’t text me in a sexual way if you’re under 21, over 35 or identify as a straight man.

🩸as for asks, please send more and give me an excuse to touch myself (just keep my pinned info in mind)

Terms you can use when referring to me:

Please only use these, i will only accept others if i’ve previously agreed:

🩸pet and filth names: darling, slut, cumslut, cockslut, pet, love, whore, beloved, sweetheart. call me good boy/pretty boy and i will literally melt🖤

🩸body parts: regarding to the ones that may cause me dysphoria, please only use cunt, hole, tdick, dick, cock, strap, clit, chest and tits. terms for other body parts are all fine.

DO NOT INTERACT / WILL BLOCK YOU IF:

❌ you’re a minor (under 18) or your age isn’t visible in your bio/pinned.

❌ if you send me pictures of genitals with no context/unprompted, i will block you

❌ you fetishize trans people/trans experiences. remember i’m a person and i am worthy of respect just like everybody else

❌ you’re a terf, swerf, transmed, pro-life, ableist, racist, misogynist, homophobic, islamophobic, antisemite. bigots in general please don’t come near here

❌ thinspo blogs stay the fuck away

❌ p*dos i will fucking report you, don’t try me🔪

Tags i’ll be using:

🩸#sabre posts: for random thoughts and whatever

🩸#thirsty sabre: this is my horny license which i can whip out at a moment’s notice

🩸#sabre types: for answering all your horny asks

Anon tags: #💜 #💫

the #🌻 is reserved for my beloved bunny

*i’ll try to tag my kinks as they appear in my posts but i get distracted easily so no promises.

i reserve the right to change/update/alter this at any given time

🖤🩸that’s all, remember to take care of yourselves while misbehaving🩸🖤

[here-but-forgotten]

content note: mainly stu. early fluff - late mentions of murder - mentions of noncon/dubcon. a lotta stu. a couple headcanons, a couple fic concepts.

rambles | scream '96 - poly & separate | pt. 7

there is a break before the darker stuff at the end so you can move past that if you don't want to read it. always let me know if i miss a content/trigger warning in the tags !! this is just for fun i do not want to hurt anyone.

................❣️🔪🖤❣️🔪🖤❣️🔪🖤................

❣️ 🥺🥺 listen here I am cold and touch starved what I wouldn’t give for idk some one per-sè stu were to hold me damnit. stu with a crush on you offering to hold you under a blanket when you come to his house a little too cold. pulling you to lay on top of him, arms warm and snug. leading you to bury your face into his neck. taking you to his bedroom when you fall asleep, tucking the two of you into bed. will squeal if you touch him with cold feet.

❣️ when it gets cold or chilly stu explicitly gives you sweaters of his to wear. enjoys if you style it with your clothes or blatantly put it on top of all of it. billy mysteriously has some of stu’s sweaters. mysteriously. unexplained. also still smell like Stu’s laundry soap ANYWAY

❣️ stu can and will act like a puppy around you. doesn’t even matter if he’s still acting out the plan with Tatum and Sidney. refuses to listen to anyone but you or Billy (romantic or not). only whipped and ready to listen to you.

❣️ Billy probably has seasonal depression.

❣️ no Billy doesn’t want to look at holiday lights 🙄 yes he’s driving you and stu to go look at them tonight. yes he’s bringing coffee/hot cocoa. no he doesn’t enjoy it he’s not smiling he’s anGSTY 🙄

❣️ on that note, stu wants to sit in the front. he also wants you to sit in the front. billy will have to drive at 10 miles per hour because you're sitting in stu's lap in the front seat. i am begging you to not do this.

❣️ they 100% will grope and touch you while you're innocently looking at lights. billy will break for a second if you give him some pay back. stu would happily have sex right then and there.

❣️ stu definitely does that thing where the moment he gets slightly overstimulated he just whines and babbles and gets really grabby. but he also will not stop/ask you to stop.

🔪🔪🔪🔪 the darker stuff

❣️ I’ve said similar in other posts and it’s because I’m a whore for this concept- the two of them planning a ✨murder✨ and oops, baby ends up being there. stu tall ghostface getting you separated from your friends, grabbing and tying you up for later, leaving you bound on a bed. leaving you to wonder when youre next, listening to the screams and slamming. tall ghostface silently returning, groping and caressing you, condescendingly wiping away your tears just to cut your panties off to continue his assault. making you wetter and wetter until he abruptly leaves, leading you bound, exposed, and worryingly horny.

❣️ poly- Billy n stu corrupting you; beginning with gentle touches and breaking down your boundaries. Constantly touching you. Pressing their hips against you. Teasing you in Stu’s kitchen with a knife. Teaching you why your gut keeps tightening and your thighs keep burning. Billy beginning to sneak into your bedroom to help you touch yourself at night. Stealing your first kiss. Stu showing you his Dick and how to stroke it. Teaching you to kiss with tongue. Both of them cornering you in a movie night, Billy holding you against his front as he gropes your chest and kisses you while stu eats you out until he is bored. Promising you it’s all for your own good. Desensitizing you to blood and gore and screams. Easing you into a place into their plan. Promising you that you’ll be safe. Promising you they’ll be okay.