#he is adorable and happy and just needs a huggin'

[hatsbuckets]

price | gaz | ghost

John Mactavish who is restless after missions.

John Mactavish who talks his teammates’ ears off on the ride back, not caring an ounce if they’re listening.

John Mactavish who fills the space, the silence, the leftover tension with words, jokes, stories that tumble out like they don’t need to stop just for the sake of keeping the air from settling too heavy.

John Mactavish who laughs too loud, too easily, who tries to make them laugh too, because if they’re laughing, they’re okay.

John Mactavish who keeps talking, keeps moving, keeps the energy up. Who should feel tired but doesn’t.

John Mactavish who follows an antsy Sergeant to the locker room, lets himself be dragged into banter, back-and-forth, sharp and familiar. And throws a wet towel at one Kyle Garrick's head and dodges when it’s thrown back.

John Mactavish who lets himself be normal, lets himself be loud and easy and himself and feels the buzz of adrenaline settle—not gone, just quiet.

John Mactavish who moves again, because stopping isn’t an option yet.

John Mactavish who finds his lieutenant, sitting stiff, sitting quiet.

John Mactavish who crouches in front of him, grinning, teasing, nudging at him like that alone will shake off whatever is brewing in his head.

John Mactavish who doesn’t stop when the man huffs, rolls his eyes, glares—just keeps at it until the weight in his chest starts to feel lighter. Talking, teasing, waiting on one Simon Riley.

John Mactavish who watches Simon’s fingers twitch, watching for the moment Simon actually listens. Then pretends not to notice when Simon exhales, slow, steady, a release of tension that wasn’t meant to be noticed.

John Mactavish who grins just a little softer, who leans in just a little closer. And taps Simon’s knee as he stands up, as if to say, You’re with me, yeah?

John Mactavish who lets himself be stopped when he turns to go when a gloved hand catches his wrist. glances back, eyebrows raised, breath caught as the hand squeezes his own, just once, firm and grounding.

John Mactavish who lets himself be grounded and settled—drowned—in those beautiful, grease marked eyes that look up at him.

John Mactavish who swallows hard when Simon lets go first. And nods, just once, and walks away grinning like nothing just happened.

John Mactavish who finds himself at his Captain's office, where the door is unlocked, and the sight of one half-asleep John Price behind it with Gaz on top.

John Mactavish who makes his way in like he belongs there, because he does.

John Mactavish who grins at them both, full of mischief, before shoving his way onto the couch without a word, forcing himself into the space he belongs.

John Mactavish who burrows in, leans into the warmth, lets his body finally slow down. He closes his eyes, exhaustion creeping in now, welcome and familiar.

John Mactavish who is knows Simon isn’t far behind.

John Mactavish who is restless after missions,

but never too restless to be lulled into calm with the boys.

John Mactavish who groans at Price's snoring, but smiles, because he's undeniably comforted by the sound anyway.

price | gaz | ghost

[jrueships]

maxey, haliburton

WHERE ARE THEIR BOYFRIENDS !?!? 😼

V ER Y astute question! which requires VERY astute answers!! luckily... you've come to the right place 😼..

LET'S START WITH MAXEY!!! and ill reblog with Haliburton because i got a Lot of maxey pictures... hes very girlfriend !! (& i have to do some research on hali.. he may be bisexual shoutout rising star pics.. but he is Also.... Cryptid..)

# 1. (in NO particular order..) Potential maxey boyfriend: SCOTTIE BARNES!!!!

reasons? : HE'S SO SMILEY & SWEET!! and so is maxey! They're probably the two most endearing rooks! ALSO their whole rising star segment??? HELLO they're adorable 🥰🥰 maxey not wanting a hug from scottie because he's so sweaty... scottie bein a happy goof n huggin him anyways.. maxey laughing for the camera then bein all 'ew' to scottie n wipin the sweat off LMAO. BUT THEN THEY EPICALLY FAIL AND THEYRE BOTH LAUGHING BUT SCOTTIE'S ACTUALLY RLLY EMBARRASSED AND MAXEY (who scored ZERO points in the entire rising star game) STARTS A HUG BECAUSE HE NOW KNOWS THAT'S HOW SCOTTIE SHOWS HIS LOVE LIKE !!!!! theyre so cute.. scottie hitting maxey with a screen and making him fall (maxey too WEAK 😿!!!), but trying to help him up before joel shoves him away.... maxey looking betrayed and shocked!! oh the capulet and Montague of it All... dont worry tho 😊 !! Scottie apologized during maxey's free-throws!!!! they always try talking when it's free-throw time! they are Frens 🥰🥰 boyfrens... even 🤔? maxey already got approved by vanvleet!!! just needs to hit the gym more..

#2 . Potential maxey boyfriend: Anthony edwards !! AAAANT!!!

there's a vid of fetus ant and fetus maxey interacting, fetus ant enters the scene and the first person he recognizes n daps up is "REESE!!" He totally ignores the guy standing right next to maxey too lmao. THEN he let's maxey get away with basically calling out to the whole world that he's about to tap in with his college. Literally let rap self-snitching happen but with maxey as the mc. Ant staring at the camera like 'bruh seriously just...' but he let's maxey call him out because ! he's MAXEY!!! he's so pretty and sweet! they are FRIENDS‼️ we love ant's loyalty <33 even to the accidental snitches here !

plus ant recovers by making a joke that maxey literally screamwails over he's laughing so hard. No one else is doubling over in movement like that for ant's quickass quip except for maxey. Like ok overly-giggly cheerleader who treats the star quarterback's every word like it's a late night show.. we get it 😭. Dude next to you GETS it, maxey... he Gets it .

He K n o w s . ( & i know he knows x2 !)

Maxey wanting to impress ant so bad he says and does the corniest shit and scores 0 points at the rising star game that ant literally Did Not care about 😭 just wanted to collect his bet money from the other rooks and go.... And ant ACTUALLY liking maxey but maxey having no idea he LIKES LIKES him like that so he tries so hard to seem loveable when in actuality he's always BEEN??? insane. ant already made his kermit character go to Kentucky. bro he LIKES you REESE! he wants to be your BOYfriend‼️‼️ just KISS HIM!! K I SS hIM!!!!

# 3. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : Immanuel Quickley

COLLEGE CRUSHES?????? FRIENDS TO LOVERS SLOWBURN 100K AOC ????? WHEN!!! iq will capitalize on ANY chance he gets with maxey near him to DRAW HIM CLOSE and HOLD him. Whether it's rubbing a hand down the arch of his spine, keeping a hand on his shoulder, a hand on his neck! IQ LOVES MAXEY AND MAXEY LOVES IQ!!! never NOT leans into the touches like a touchstarved cheetah! ( i almost typed cheeto lmao). AND THE LOVE DIDN'T CEASE AFTER COLLEGE!!!!! They STAY talkin bout each other on twitter! Maxey will guiltrip iq into answering his texts and calls!! Rting and qrting each other's stuff! IQ PUTTING TYRESE AS HIS HEADER?????? theyre friends to friendly competitors (iq dropping Maxey that one time...) to LOVERS, your HONOR !!!!!!!! i love them sm i NEED more content for them iNEED more PASSENGERS on this MICKEY MOUSE STEAMBOAT 🗣‼️‼️

# 4. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : nick richards <333

ANOTHER Kentucky teammate who fell for maxey would be 7ft Jamaican hornets player NICK richards !!! He was pick 42 at center! Hornets love their himbos... i swear..

BUT SERIOUSLY L O O K AT THESE PHOTOS.... lil 6"2 tyrese staring up at nick, who's probably distracted by some butterfly, all in love... he's looking exceptionally tiny here 😭. Then they decide to draft together even though nick only had one more year to go until he could get all 4 years of college in? But he graduated with 3 all so he could be with maxey?????? THEN THEIR FIRST GAME AGAINST EACH OTHER HE SURE DIDN'T FORGET IT AND RAN OVER TO HUG HIM BEFORE THE BALL COULD BE TIPPED!!!!! in front of EVERYBODY waiting to get ready!!! he loved him THAT much and couldn't WAIT till the game was done to hug him? HELLO?? HE'S SO SWEET 😭 AND DUMB... I CARE HIM SO.... pulling maxey onto his TIPTOES with the hug HELP !!! HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! it almost looks like they're kissing 😭 what's with maxey and having 'last minute change of mind lovers running off the plane that was going to move far far away in order to kiss and lice life together' trope with EVERYONE and the HUG action.... insane. his babygirl Rizz 😎😎

# 5. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : Desmond Bane

IT'S TIME PEOPLE START SHOWIN SOME DBANE APPRECIATION PLEASE !!! his FRECKLES?? his FACE? his ARMS????? LET'S GO LESBANES!!! but they were fr flirting the whole rising star game... ill make a separate post of the pictured interaction later but DUDE JUST TRUST ME!! theyre ditzy beach volleyball girl and mean beach volleyball girl. THEY JUST ARE!!!!! Maxey invites little kids to a game of beach volleyball with a beach ball and Desmond kicks sand in creeps' eyes who stare at his friends. Desmond applies Maxey's sunscreen and carries the beach umbrella. Maxey brings the fun towels and sandcastle kits !! He also applies Desmond's sunscreen where he spends EXTRA time rubbing in that PESKY sunscreen lotion for Des's arms. it's the ELBOWS he SWEARS - has absolutely NOTHING to do with those LETHAL weapons Desmond calls BICEPS and TRICEPS.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!!! he SWEARS‼️

# 6. Potential Maxey Boyfriend : Paul Reed

IF YOU NEED A TEAMMATE BOYFRIEND THOUGH.... i THINK i found one... hello 6"9 BBall Paul 😊😊. he's VERY sweet and LOVES his momma!!! and he's a Gemini??? So is iq! inch resting..... mayheps maxey has found himself another buddy to bother ? there's not a LOT of content of these two together, i gotta make a note to actively look out for it next season, but from the slim seconds i've SEEN.... they're CUTE. Tyrese really REALLY loves Paul's nickname and he actually Will Not stop referring to him as "BBall Paul". he's. Obsessed. HE JUST THINKS IT'S SO FUNNY??? AND COOL??? does maxey have bigger muscles than paul??? LMFAO that's really funny to me i love that for him!! it's very girlboss malewife to me! in the BLOSSOM! the EARLY stages... we must Wait... and See. But so far they're so sweet and encouraging to each other... maxey loves bball Paul <3 i think he has an leetle crush !!

ANYWAYS THATS ALL I COULD FIT FOR MAXEY RN PICTURE-WISE, BUT I'LL PROBABLY FIND SOME MORE!! who knows! maybe YOU'LL find some more! or have already! LEMME KNOW!!!!!!!!! n lemme know your thoughts on these as well if you want! i'm ALWAYS up for listenin to what the moots have to say! HOPE U ENJOYED AND THESE MAKE SENSE!! CIAO‼️‼️‼️

[mentalpolaroids]

GH | 21. Sleeping Arrangements

GH 20  GH 22

Drew opened the door to Chase's apartment, or everybody's apartment really, and engulfed me in a warm 'welcome home' hug. I hugged him back with a huge smile on my face. I was so excited to spend time with the cast and obviously the reason for that was a terrible thing but at least I didn't have to go through it alone, which is what would've happend if Chase didn't invite me to stay with them. "Fucking finally!", the boy said, letting me go and helping me with my two suitcases. I didn't have as much stuff as it looked, even because we weren't sure how long this lockdown would last but, hey, I'm a woman, I like to be prevented for anything. And I had lots of sweatpants, my adored sweatpants, which take a lot of space in a single suitcase. "So, where's the so unsufferable child y'all keep complaining about?", I asked, walking further into the apartmant to the living room, where Chase, JD and Austin sat on the couch. "You arrived at the perfect time.", Chase got up to hug me, "He went to take a piss." "You could've just said Rudy went to the bathroom, I don't need to know what he does there.", we both laughed and the other guys hugged me too. "Where's Bailey?" "It was her turn to take out the trash.", JD answered and the front door opened right after he spoke, Madison walking in. "Kelly, my baby!" "Sup Bailey babe!", we hugged each other pretty much like Maddie and I did earlier. "Kelly?", Rudys voice sounded from the hallway and oh boy did I feel my insides tingle from excitement to see him. "It's me baby boy!" "Oh here we go.", Chase mumbled in an amused voice, stepping away from me. I looked at him questioningly but I didn't even had time to ask him anything because I was lifted by a pair of strong arms around my waist and, as an instinct, I wrapped my arms around the boy's neck and my legs around his waist while letting a tiny squeal from surprise. Eveyone was either laughing, smiling or 'awe'ing and I couldn't help but laugh too, both of embarassement and for finally hugging my favorite person. "I missed you!", Rudy said, wiggling our bodies from one side to another with each word he said. "I missed you too!", I kissed his forehead and he smiled adorably, putting me down and huggin me like a normal person. "Oh the quietness.", Drew said, from behind us, and was follower by JD. "The piece." "This is way too cute for me to handle.", Austin commented. "Shush!", I said, still wrapped in Rudy's arms. "Oh hun you're quarantining with us, better get used to it.", Bailey laughed. Rudy let me go and went to the kitchen, asking me if I was hungry on his way there. I said yes and he got all excited saying he would make me something he just learned to do. Safe to say I melted. He was adorable. "Why do I feel like there's going to be a lot of fighting over you?", Maddie asked, sitting down on the ground between Chase's legs (which I would totally tease her about it later) and I sat in front of her. "Probably, I guess I'll have to get used to be shared between you two." "Yeah, good luck with that girls.", JD added, laughing. We spent the rest of the day talking, playing some games and eating a lot. I asked the cast how the interviews they did before the lockdown went and they would be having some more via facetime during the lockdown. After dinner, we were discussing the sleeping arrangements. There were three rooms and seven of us so it would be kind of difficult. Chase and Maddie decided to share one room, recieving lots of whistles from us, Drew and JD would share another, Bailey, Rudy and I got the last room and Austin offered to take the couch. Then, a fight between Bailey and Rudy took over to decide who would take the bed and who would stay on the air matress on the floor. "How about you two take the bed and I sleep on the matress?", I suggested. Madison said it was cool with her so we closed the case. Rudy agreed too but he didn't seem pleased. We all decided to finally go to bed but I insisted in washing the dishes from dinner before that because I hated seeing dirty dishes around. Rudy offered to help me so I took that oportunity to ask him about our sleeping arrangement. "Aren't you happy you got the bed?", I asked in amusement, trying to keep the mood lightened up. "Of course, but I wanted to share with you." I smiled and hoped he couldn't see my cheeks getting red. "Smooth, Pankow, smooth." "No! Not like that! I just want cuddles.", he said the last sentence in a hushed tone, smiling timidly. "I'm sure Bailey wouldn't mind switching it up a few nights, that way everyone gets to sleep on the bed and you get your cuddles." "Sounds fair." "Alright friends, time for skin care!", JD's voice came in between Rudy and I. "Oh, Bubble!", Rudy exclaimed. "Was is that?", I asked, drying my wet hands on the towel and turning around to take a better look at what JD was holding. "We have this partnership with this skin care line, Bubble, it's actually really good, wanna try it?" "Sure!"

"This feels like a pj party with my girlfriends.", I commented, laughing at the three of us staring at the mirror with the facewash on our faces. The boys laughed and agreed. It was just my first day staying with the cast and I was already having a blast. I loved these people so much and I was so grateful to have them in my life, I couldn't wait to live with them for the next weeks.

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[metalchickaf19]

The Bowers Gang: How the Guys Would React to Their S/O Saying "I Love You" for the First Time

Belch:

Didn’t really hear his partner the first time, because he was noshing on a giant bite of cafeteria burger (*cue one full-mouthed Huggins “...mm?” by way of response #1)...

... but processes their words immediately afterwards, and low-key wants to cry because that shit is just too emotional for him 

Looks over at his partner in obvious surprise (eyes wide, mouth slightly parted - the whole shebang)

Then lets his being fill with/radiate pure joy as his face lights up, and he returns his s/o’s declaration with a (somewhat shaky), “I love you too, baby.”

...Don’t look now, but I guarantee you the dude’s eyes were watering a little; he’s just that thrown by someone loving him

Aka: Huggins is a man so used to abuse that genuine affection makes him cry, and we’re all gonna circle up and give him one big bear hug over that heartbreaking fact

Anyways, though - eventually goes in for one of those “envelope your shoulders in both of my strong arms” man hugs, and makes out with his partner like there’s no tomorrow

Anybody order a true love’s kiss?

Well, sucks, because there one was.

Squeezes his s/o tight and smothers them with butterfly kisses for a heart-warming finish 

“Beautiful Moment” rating: 9.5/10

Henry: 

Visibly tenses as soon as the words leave his partner’s mouth

Tries to play it off like it didn’t affect him, but spends a few seconds very obviously recovering from the initial surprise 

Once he gets himself together (i.e. returns to standard Bowers form), just deadens his expression and comes out with an excruciatingly cold: “Okay.”

That’s it. 

No eye contact, no humanity, nothing. 

Not because he doesn’t care (dude would actually be relieved his partner had confirmed their feelings for him, if nothing else), just because he isn’t emotionally fluent enough to process too much mushy shit at once 

And “love” is a lot of mushy shit as far as Bowers is concerned - romantic, or otherwise 

Regardless though, will probably take a few weeks before he starts saying “I love you” back to his s/o

Mainly because 1.) Bowers isn’t about that vulnerable life, and 2.) hearing his partner say it to him over and over again without reciprocation strengthens his confidence in their feelings for him, and the guy needs that sense of control to feel comfortable 

... and/or toxic relationship practices, party of one.

May use the fact that he knows his partner loves him against them in the few instances where they fight, and he hasn’t said it back yet 

I.e. Really drives home how little he cares for them, how they’ve never really mattered to him, how interchangeable they are with other people, etc.

Basically just uses their love for him as a weapon against them when he feels it’s necessary, and likes knowing they don’t have the power to do the same in return

Yes - Henry Bowers sees saying “I love you” as giving you a way to hurt him. That’s basically it.

Nothin’ to say, folks - all we can do is blame the Father on that one

“Beautiful Moment” rating: 2/10

Patrick:

Oh, geez...

... alright. Fuck it. Here we go.

Possible Outcome #1: Hockstetter pauses the second he processes what his s/o said...

.... turns to them slowly (dramatic tendencies blazing)...

... maintains eye contact with them for a few seconds...

... then breaks into one of the most searing, shit-eating grins known to man, and starts laughing uncontrollably 

Did he seriously create a fake meaningful atmosphere just to watch his partner’s face fall as he tore that shit apart?

Yes, indeed, he did.

Possible Outcome #2 (may also happen in addition to Possible Outcome #1): You guessed, it folks.

... It’s shitty one-liner time.

Partner: *Says those 3 magic words* Patrick: “... Well, can I buy ya’ a drink first, or do you prefer cash?” *Incredibly hurtful Hockstetter laugh*

... I’m sorry.

The dude literally has a track record of saying “I get that a lot,” “you better,” and (in one particularly predatory instance concerning a more inexperienced partner) “that’s so fuckin’ adorable” 

I’m just tellin’ the truth - bro hasn’t had the best responses to serious emotional declarations in the past, and it seems they’re only getting worse (and/or more creative)

All in all, not the worst reactor in the group (*cough* Henry *cough*) but a good ten miles off from being the best one

“Beautiful Moment” rating: 3/10

Victor:

Is genuinely happy to hear his s/o say those three words (probably more so than anyone else in the group)...

... but decides to be a mischievous asshole the first time around, because Criss is all about “harmless pranks” 

So the first time his s/o says it, just keeps his face serious, his jaw tight, and says, “I know.”

Channels Henry, does the tough guy, “I have no feelings” eye contact and everything - for five good seconds, Victor Criss has no soul 

... But immediately starts smiling after making eye contact with his s/o a few seconds too long, and drops the tough guy act like a hot potato 

Breaks out into laughter, grabs his s/o into a hug, and “I love you’s” the shit out of them as they try to push away from him (because cute, semi-angry girl reactions) 

Eventually feels his partner stop resisting, and moves his head back for a kiss 

Finally, looks into his s/o’s eyes and says “Seriously... I love you,” one more solid time 

No laughter, no jokes, no smiles - just Victor Criss’s dead-serious eyes declaring their dead-serious feelings 

The perfect mix of playfulness and seriousness, you say?

Uh.. yeah. I’ve known that since day one, thanks.

“Beautiful Moment” rating: 9/10

[patrick-hockstutter]

Dont know if you're taking requests but I love your stuff to death 💕 if you're not taking requests then just ignore this one loll 😅😅 Bowers gang (separate not poly) with reader that has a Texan accent? Id figure they make fun of it alot since itd be so different from Maine 😅

OMG HAHA YES one of my bffs is from Texas, another lives there now, and one of the chimp sanctuaries I really wanna work at is in Texas as well, so I got a h u g e soft spot for that state! Also thank you for the request and I’m so happy to hear you love my stuff! Alright, hope I do this justice;

Patrick fucking cackles the first time he ever hears you speak. Like he legitimately thinks you’re joking. This bitch thinks he’s the only real thing in existence so... bold of you to assume he can read a map, he could be fucked to even look at one. Once he finds out that’s how you actually talk, he never wants you to shut up. He not only thinks it’s hilarious, but it’s different than any voice he’s ever heard, and Patrick loves different. Even when you don’t feel like talking he’ll make sure to get something out of you. He’ll jab you in the sides with his bony ass fingers, sneak up on you to scare you, throw things at you from across the room, or just annoy you by talking like the jackass he is. When he feels he’s heard you enough to make a go of it, he’ll absolutely start mocking you by trying to speak in a Texan accent as well. Some days he’ll only talk to you that way too. And then when you’re finally pissed enough to yell at him in your Texan accent, the cycle starts allllllllllll overrrrrrrr.

Henry doesn’t really give it much thought as time goes on, but at first his eyebrows would scrunch together and he’d look at you like he’d look at anyone else who was different. He just thought it was weird at first, but he was surprised at how quickly he grew accustomed to hearing it. And as your relationship went on, and since your voice was so unique, he actually began associating your accent with comfort and safety. Your voice became the Bowers Safety Blanket. Whenever he was feeling too hyped up from a fight, pissed at Patrick for being a fuckdoor, or utterly defeated from the hands of his father, all he needed was hear you speak. Extra points for hugging him, kissing him, or stroking his hair, but all he really needed was your voice to warm him right back up. He could almost melt right into it.

Belch perks up as soon as he hears you speak from across the hall. Even without the accent your voice sounded so sweet, but the accent added a certain level of warmth. He honestly wouldn’t make too much of a fuss about it, but he sure would love it. He even started picking up some of your vocal mannerisms (he’d already pronounced -ing ending words with -in’ but the more he talked to you the more he just picked stuff up). And as much as he liked to hear you talk, he loved to hear you sing. He’d even let you choose the music in the Trans Am (which he never let anyone do) just so he could hear you sing. It would put him in such a good mood that even after he dropped you off and went back home, Mama Huggins would notice and always ask what’s got him in such a spell. “My darlin’,” was all he’d have to say.

Victor thinks your accent is absolutely adorable. Every time you speak the corner of his mouth can’t help but to twitch up, even for a moment. It doesn’t even matter if the gang is around to see; he finds it too cute. He literally just can’t resist you. As if Victor wasn’t enough of a gentleman (as much as you could be as a part of the Bowers Gang at least) your accent made him even sweeter on you. He loved to watch your lips move as you talked. Sometimes he would be so entranced by your lips that his brain wouldn’t even register the words that were leaving them, so you might have to repeat yourself once or twice. Or three times. Okay, four times at the most. But his favorite thing was asking you to say specific words or phrases when the two of you would hang out alone. He just thought you were so dang cute.

[metalchick19-blog]

The Bowers Gang: How the Guys Would Behave Dating a Religious Girl (Anonymous Request)

* This post is meant to indicate how The Bowers Gang would behave dating a girl of any religion, and does not refer to any one religion in particular.

* Any and all credit for this idea goes to the requestor.

Belch

Honestly wouldn’t care much if his partner was religious

...Like, at all

Doesn’t think about concepts like religion often, and kind of just believes that subscribing to a faith automatically makes a person nice (because adorably naive)

So this teddy bear is really just glad to have a “certifiably nice” s/o

He knows nothing about belief systems outside of that though, and is pretty much just happy to be here 

Doesn’t tend to ask his partner questions about their faith

Not out of a lack of interest, but because Belch is a genuinely uncomplicated human being, and never considers topics as deep/philosophical as the afterlife

... Unless he’s in a creepy and/or excessively dark place, in which case he very much thinks about the afterlife (at least, the horror movie kind)

Is more than happy to listen to his s/o when she tells him things about her beliefs though, and really invests in it when she feels she’s received a direct sign or message  

... Mostly because he sees religion in the same light as fortune-telling (i.e. it’s super cool, but doesn’t carry much existential weight for him), but it’s nice all the same

Would not be bothered at all by his partner’s abstinence if her beliefs warranted it

Seriously - because of his insecurities in bed, Belch would be totally fine with putting off the physical aspects of a relationship for as long as possible

Would be more than satisfied with loving his s/o based off of her personality, and would be genuinely happy she loved him in the same way

Just give him that good, pure connection; Huggins is about it

Overall, doesn’t participate much in religious life himself, but encourages his partner in her faith on a consistent basis (reminding her of it when she needs comfort, motivating her to get up and go to church/temple/mosque on days when she’s tired, etc.)

Would probably be fairly easy to get him more invested in it (because Huggins will try literally anything for you if he loves you), but definitely wouldn’t think to go to church/temple/mosque (etc.) or get deeper into faith on his own

...SOOOO ABOUT IT ON HOLIDAYS THOUGH

Huggins’ will sing worship songs and participate in holiday ceremonies until the cows come home

He lives for the festivity of it all, and just dies of happiness every single year 

One word for it: Precious

Henry

Didn’t actually know his s/o was religious until he was already a few weeks into dating her

... Which is kind of good, because if he had known, he wouldn’t have gone for her to begin with

Mainly because the only set thing he knows about religion is that it’s often connected to abstinence, and Bowers isn’t about that life

Literally wouldn’t even touch that life with a 10-foot pole

... But low-key already liked his s/o too much to break up with her over it by the time he found out, so homeboy just had to swallow his frustration and deal

Which Henry Bowers has never done before in his life, so let’s all just appreciate that 

Abstinence would definitely remain an issue in he and his partner’s relationship though, because even though he’d accept it at first, Henry would only be willing to be patient for so long 

Would eventually feel as though he had invested enough time in the relationship to be “owed” sex, and wouldn’t be cool with the amount of physical angst his body was being put through (because teenage male libido) 

This would begin to cause a lot of arguments in the long-run 

Primarily on days when Henry was already upset about something and felt more aggressive than usual, but, overall, often enough to be a real issue

These fights might ultimately lead to the end of he and his s/o’s relationship

Just gotta’ be real here - Henry Bowers is both a physical guy, and a selfish man-child (i.e. he expects to get his way)

Because of that, he would respect his s/o’s beliefs for as long as he felt was warranted, but once he got sick of it, he’d definitely expect them to compromise those beliefs for him

Know this going in if you’re truly passionate about your faith - because, with Bowers, it’s assumed you’ll make allowances eventually

If he were to stay with a religious partner though (respecting their beliefs past the projected expiration date), some of their spiritual nature would probably start to rub off on Henry eventually

He would never go to church or acknowledge it around the guys, but he would probably start to ask his s/o tentative questions about her religion down the line 

Example: Whether or not certain things mean a person’s going to hell, how God is “supposed to be,” etc.

Tries not to ask too many questions at once, and often tries to ask in as disinterested a way as possible, but is genuinely curious in the few instances where he actually works up the nerve to say something

... And, since his s/o is the first religious person he’s ever known, he kind of sees her as having all the concrete answers (i.e. everything she says is the absolute truth)

Eventually starts asking more in-depth questions that indicate he’s getting more into the concept of religion (like “how to get God to like you,” etc.), but still isn’t open to having long conversations about it

Really just too much openness for him

Might even start trying to read a faith-based book though (the Bible, the Koran, etc. - whatever his partner reads) on days when he needs comfort

... Which usually ends in him throwing it across the room after he gets confused by the phrasing, but it’s nice to see him attempt it anyway

Overall, Henry would think about the idea of God more as a result of having, and staying with a religious s/o, and might even start considering trying to reach out to Him

His belief would be very conditional though

Henry would stop trying almost immediately if he didn’t see any positive change in his life within a few days of “converting,” and it’s more than likely his relationship with a religious partner wouldn’t last in the end - simply too many lifestyle conflicts  

Patrick

... Why are you dating Patrick?

Like, seriously, why? Answer me.

Didn’t know his s/o was religious at first (like Henry), but was ready to have the time of his life when he found out 

Legit so turned on by the idea of dating an ultimate good girl, and was insanely ready to bring her to the dark side from day 1 

Abstinence = challenge accepted, as far as Hockstetter is concerned 

Feels up his s/o often (even more than most girls, because he’s turned on by her attempt at purity), and has a habit of pushing things farther than she’s comfortable with

For the first time though, Patrick actually stops (eventually) when his partner insists hard enough, because he wants her to want it the first time he has sex with her 

Entirely because getting a religious girl to forsake her beliefs and want a dick inside of her is one of the most delicious ideas he’s ever thought up, and it hasn’t left his mind since the beginning  

If you’re religious and wind up having sex with Hockstetter, he’s going to make you beg beforehand like nobody’s business - just be aware

It will literally be music to his ears

Still pushes the envelope on the daily though, and often makes his s/o uncomfortable with his overtly sexual nature 

Actively makes fun of his partner’s faith - we knew this was coming 

Comes out with the top 10 most offensive jokes ever told about religion all within the course of one hangout, and begins modifying them to fit his s/o’s religion specifically 

Also makes a lot of comments about how he’s “the only god his partner needs to worry about,” because he knows things like that will trigger her more than most people

Usually adds a sexual aspect to what he says too, just for extra unholy (“Remember princess - with me, worship starts on your knees.” *Blasphemous Hockstetter laugh*)

... Hasn’t yet figured out that his s/o would be exponentially more triggered to find out that he genuinely thinks he’s the ruler of the universe, but we’ll save that conversation for another day

Stole his partner’s “religious symbol” necklace (i.e. a cross, star of David, Aum, etc., which was made of real silver) and sold it to a kid at school for $20

Also tore some of the pages out of his partner’s personal Bible/Koran (etc.) and used them to roll a few joints 

Not because he was out of rolling papers

Not even because he wanted to smoke

Just because he’s an asshole

Overall, will try to convert his partner to pure evil by convincing them to do every single thing their beliefs demand they not do (try drugs, get into fights, have sex - everything that’s even part-way sinful)

His ultimate goal would be to get his partner to ditch their faith entirely in favor of losing themselves to the pleasures of this world

Basically the temptation the religious fanatics always warned you about; bring your holy water if you’re heading this way (i.e. the path to Hockstetter) - you’ll need it

Victor

First off - abstinence would not at all be an issue with this kid

If he still decided to date his s/o knowing that’s what she was about, he would never give her trouble over it - Victor gets the seriousness of faith, and would respect it completely  

If you disagree, you can fight me over it 

Genuinely interested in his partner’s beliefs from the get-go, and talks with her about them often

Has never subscribed to a specific faith himself, but has always been open to the possibility of God, and is more than happy to try new things/learn new information about it from people with informed opinions

Typically brings it up on his own by asking questions, because spirituality is a genuine interest of his (along with all other abstract concepts)

Eventually starts going to church/temple/mosque (etc.) with his s/o once every few weeks 

Always rolls his eyes when the offering plate goes past him (because he thinks it’s a crock), but genuinely seems to try and take something out of the sermons while he’s there 

... Literally always has to hold back a laugh whenever he sees those people that raise their hands up during worship songs though

Entirely because Criss just sees it as being extra, and can’t help but crack a smile about it - sorry

Often takes walks with his s/o after church/temple/mosque (etc.) to talk about what they heard/how it can be applied to what’s going on in their lives 

Generally has a more logical, factual view toward religion at first (i.e. it’s more a topic he’s interested in than something he actually wants to live by) but starts to see it as a more viable lifestyle choice after a while 

Largely due to the example set by his partner (you good influence, you) 

Begins getting into the more “feelsy” aspects of belief down the line (i.e. praying), and may very well become open to converting in the future 

Enjoy your perfect, pure relationship with this perfect, pure boy, religious girls  

[trickkombowerskru]

Congrats on this milestone! Can I get male ships for Bowers gang, Owen roles, stranger things, and supernatural? I'm 5'6", with brown hair that's down to my butt 😂 I'm going to school to be a home ec teacher. I have 6 siblings and we're joined at the hip. Friends and strangers often approach me for a "therapy session" so I'd like to think I'm approachable and good at listening. Fave music is 50- 80's rock. I dress cute, but mostly for comfort. I rescue stray animals and find them homes.

You want a ship too? Get the details here

For The Bowers Gang I ship you with….

Belch Huggins

K it’ll be on all of these so here it is now

Height Difference

Home ec teacher you say?

Please cook for him!

Reggie will always adore your cooking

He thinks it’s nice you and your family are so close

But is lowkey overwhelmed as hell seeing your family be so big

Since it is just him and his mama after all 

Will totally vent to you

Rocking out in Amy and being dorks

Will help you with he animals when he can

For Owen Roles I ship you with….

Alexander

Cute Height difference

Talk about a feast would ya

You wanna be a home ec teacher

And Alexander can cook amazingly

Making different dishes to surprise each other

Ooof it’s just all real cute

He thinks it’s really nice how close you are to your siblings

And will do his best to try and genuinely get along with them as well

It’s really sweet

He’ll totally vent to you if you need to

Being wholesome music nerds

And slow dancing to 50′s songs together

He thinks it’s so great that you help the animals

That’s how you two met actually

Well properly met anyways

You were mutually pining messes over each other for a bit

So when when you find out he’s volunteering that weekend

You make sure you’re the one to help him with what to do

Overall just such a wholesome relationship

For Stranger Things I ship you with….

Steve Harrington

It’s a smaller one

But still there height difference

So you wanna be a home ec teacher?

DEAR LORD PLEASE teach this boy at least some simple dishes

Because shit he needs it

He can’t live off of microwaved things forever (I say that as if I  don’t pretty much do that now)

But yeah cook for him

And show him how to cook

Him coming from a neglectful family

As an only child

Damn coming to your house feels like a trip

A big AND close family?

That shit feels like a fever dream to him

Not to say he doesn’t enjoy it

Shit when he feels all alone at his place he’ll just go over to yours

Your siblings love him

And it makes you happy that your place feels like a home to him

Will totally vent to you

Because the boy has a lot built up

And he’s gotta let it out

Singing at the top of your lungs to the radio in his car

Like nerds

He thinks it’s so sweet how you help animals

And loves your huge heart

For Supernatural I ship you with….

Sam Winchester

SUCH A MEGA HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Sam may not be a fantastic chef or anything

But he does know his way around the kitchen

So ofc you two cook together just as a fun little couple activity

With him having Dean is more than enough

But the fact you have six siblings and are close with all of them>

Wow

That being said they love Sam

He was able to easily charm his way right into their good graces

Of course Sam vents to you

The man’s whole life is practically one large therapy session needing to be unpacked

Due to your music taste

Oh boy expect so many “debates” with Dean

I say “debates” because it’s really just you two going back and forth 

Calling the other crazy for some opinions here and there

Sam adores the fact you help animals

Whenever they have a bit of down time from hunts

He will totally help you with them form time to time

If they weren’t in the position they were in

And didn’t live in the bunker

You two would totally have one dog if not more than one

[dionadaiir-a]

��                                 touch-starved starters!!

Accepting @hawkcd​ said:  ❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

The bar had long since been abandoned by the usual patrons; their stomachs filled with food and drink, many slumped back to the barracks, some went off for fresh air. It was the time of night that Eden adored, the quietness of the late night. 

He had tidied up the bar counter, fortunately, this night didn’t bring broken chairs or plates, instead, there was serenity in the atmosphere; the hearth filled the bar with a beckoning welcome, and warmth. 

Eden was fortunate to be spending some leisure time with the Champion of Kirkwall, Andraste knows she needed it. It had been a pleasant time catching up with the Champion, warm and nestled on a plush sofa in front of the fire place.  He was half expecting her not to remember him at all, but was happy that wasn’t the case. 

However, what she spoke next surprised him. He rose his copper color brows, his expression not unlike a curious mabari. He felt his cheeks become hot as they turned a light shade of pink. He exhaled a soft breath before offering a small smile. 

“ Aye, alright.” He said before finishing his drink and setting it on the small table before them. Eden stared at her for a moment before gently wrapping his arm around the champion, his hand coming to rest gently on the upper part of her arm. 

“ The Maker granted me wit these burly arms fer a reason, ah like to think one oof them is fer huggin’, dinna fash yersel’ Champion, take yer time and rest. Let the warmth oof fireplace clear yer head.” 

[henry-booers]

Can you do a belch Huggins imagine where the reader is a photographer and they come up to them at school to ask if they can borrow his car for a photoshoot that they're doing and when they're done shooting they show belch the pictures and he's really proud of them and is really smitten by them? Thank you ❤️

You were apart of the school paper, this was your passion, and your only hobby. You loved catching people in their moment, the moments where they are at ease, the moments where they become the purest parts of themselves. The one thing you can catch the most is that point in someone’s day where they feel nothing but sweet content and bittersweet fantasy of their own passions and being themselves when they think no one is watching. You have pictures of your writer friend typing at her laptop, she had her eyes fixed on the keyboard, soft, content, and overall in pure self-ecstasy. One picture you cherish is one of your sibling, coloring in her favorite coloring book and she’s so happy and ecstatic with her new colored pencils. Though today was different than what you were used to, the school paper needed information on the mechanic’s course and they only knew one kid with the most experience and the nicest car in the town.

Reggie Huggins, or what his friends call him, Belch. He had one of the nicest cars in the school, he treats it like his firstborn and takes such good care of it. Sometimes you’ve caught him working maintenance on the machine after school. You didn’t drive quite yet, but you genuinely have a love for looking at cars and you knew a pretty one when you saw one. The type of pretty where the paint is only just chipping away and the tires have seen some miles and need a change. His car drove around him and his friends, the one thing you could use for your passion of catching the moment of someones, one true love. The thing that keeps them alive as themselves. Belch definitely took pride in his car and everything he does for it. This car had years of him and his friends, him and his family.

This was your chance to see the years of scars and memories the car has and the owner of it. Belch was outside with his gang, just chatting but made eye contact with you. You held your expensive camera nervously in front of your chest, running your fingers along the buttons. You smile kindly at the lot of them and take a deep breath before speaking.

“Hi! I’m the photographer for the school paper, I know you aren’t in the mechanics class but we are doing an article involving the class with their graduates and the changes they have made to make the class more honorable. You are the most talented and one of their early graduates and your car is a prime example of your talents, we were wondering if we could take a couple photos with you and your friends and your car.” You inform very thoroughly, the boys all look to their friend who owned the car who smiled and shrugged his shoulders. He found your forward and very open attitude cute.

“Sure, don’t mind at all, maybe she will get the fame she craves.” He responds, and Henry shrugs in agreement and Patrick grunts. Vic doesn’t care, he was flipping through a book for one of his AP classes.

“Oh shoot! I didn’t think it would be this easy! Thank you so much.” He gives a deep ‘no problem’ and gives you a time after school so you can take pictures of them riding in the car, though at the moment you could take pictures. You would circle the car, looking for the perfect spots, clicking three times in each spot for variety. Belch even helped you take a birds-eye view one by picking you up a bit to tower over the contraption. The boys all stayed silent, they usually didn’t mess with something that happened with Belch, he deserved a lot with how sweet he actually is. You didn’t know much about him but he was quiet and seemed like a very good friend to have, but he lets you get drunk at party’s and do dumb shit and only takes you home when you’re flat on your face blacked out.

After school, you took the pictures you needed and the inside was all you needed to make your day, you may even make a collage out of these pictures for the significance and the stories behind every dent and mark on the inside was one for a children book on friendship. The only people who dwell the most in this car was the boys, and you can see every bit of their friendship from when belch got this car, to getting to drive it, to getting his license. There was an old rock stuck in a crevice, Henry put it there in a  bored moment, getting his ass ripped open by Belch. Patrick had left a barbie in the back seat, and it had melted into the floor. There was a coffee stain in the front seat from Vic, on a morning that Vic had a big early project and he was running late, Belch went to pick him up and he tripped, the coffee getting all over the passenger seat. He got off simple with that because of how scattered Vic seemed to be. The more stories they told the more pictures you took. Their passion for each other wasn’t only written in their words but also their faces, their emotions, their body language all screamed love and adoration. The nostalgia was unexpected from this type of group. Henry enjoyed stories about the group itself, Belch liked speaking about Vic in particular, Patrick would speak of himself, and Vic would only agree with details and laugh loudly at good memories that were brought to him.

The next day you had worked to printing every picture you had taken in random sizes and random filters and glows and frames. You set them all out on the table. Moving to the next day, the newspaper club looking over them and using the best ones you had taken but every single picture had story, character, emotion, and you had never given any kind of presentation like this before. You got to work on a collage immediately. You carefully cut and pasted everything you could, every moment and every ounce of feeling from this simple drive onto one poster and framed it. This was special to you because you never knew this side of them until now. All you heard them to be was bullies, evil, plotting to end the world or summon the devil. These pictures showed the soft sides, Patrick made up in dark sharps but even he had a soft dull edge to his knife in these pictures. The ones with you were taken by Henry, then Patrick, Belch seemed the most relaxed, he seemed so happy and so calm in his car with all of his friends getting along and listening to the things he sees when he dreams.

One day after you made sure every inch of your project had been framed and hanged in the art room in your little corner of work. You brought Belch down to the room to show him the pictures. He had a free period so he agreed easily, actually excited at the thought of seeing his moments caught in one frame. When you led him to the collage he wasn’t expecting so much effort to be put into him and his friends. The pictures were diffidently like dreams he has had late at night, and the memories he would think back on in a daydream. It was like swimming through clear water once he got through the mud and shit he usually wallowed through in this harsh reality. You had created his fantasy, and this was more than what he expected from someone he just met. You offered him the framed piece, and he didn’t waste any time in saying yes.

He took this art home, hung it up over his work desk, and now every morning when he got up he would see these moments that made him smile, the moments that put him at ease on those particular days of harsh fog. He called you, asking if you wanted to take pictures on a night when his mother didn’t have work, so you two could just have fun and you could get more content for your art, maybe even go on a long drive out of town. You agreed in confusion but excitement, there was nothing more fun than a road trip, and you suggested he brought the boys for the trip, not because you didn’t want to be alone, but you felt the memories would be much more cherish-able if he brought everyone that he loved.

[tumblunni]

For some reason i randomly ended up thinking up an au thing for the Science Fam from kingdom hearts? Like basically just what if my weirdass headcanons were an original franchise i guess. I always end up doing this whenever my headcanons are unpopular, its like how can i reincarnate this into an oc in order to keep babbling about it until the end of time? XD

Anyway, the idea!

What if Vexen and Lexaeus were ominous ghosts in a big ol haunted castle and also they raise their tiny son Zexion and also everything is very cute and sad.

The backstory would be that they used to be scientists working for this country's king, who unbeknownst to them was Super Fuckin Evil. (Basically Xehanort) And his plan was to sacrifice his country's citizens in order to gain eternal youth for himself, like the trash grandpa he is. But of course the REAL AND GOOD trash grandpa is Vexen! (Well, trash 50 something dadman at least) So all the servants in the evil king's castle get sacrificed for his immortality plot, but it ends up going wrong. The scorned souls of all these innocents have enough combined will to reverse the flow of the spell! So mr trash king gets stuck in a castle full of corrupted undead monsters and pretty quickly receives the exact karma he deserves. "Hahaha i have regained my youthful hotness!" *immediately fuckin eaten by a million zombs* Wow wouldnt it be great if canon xehanort could get this kind of ending too?

Anyway, the boss of the royal knights and the head scientist were the only ghosts with enough strength of will to retain some of their human sentience. It was the guilt of playing a part in helping that trash king's plan, and the desperation to protect their loved ones. Which they didnt really manage to do :( So now they're just left floating around this abandoned castle and having awkwardly adorable rom com shenanigans i guess. Also they found an orphaned human kid in the forest and its like AAAA WE'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH PARENTS FOR YOUUU! Lil baby zexion just wanders into the big ol haunted castle one day and starts huggin the ghosts. Now they cant get him to leave! U need to go back to your own kind, lil mortal!! So thus begins awkward romance and daddings of undead grumps!

I was thinking au Vexen would be a ghost, and look like this ethereal white cloth/feather robe with a shadowy faceless aesthetic. Very floof! And i was thinking maybe the name 'dr angelo' for him? Cos i could see it being a running joke that he's 'more of a demon', yknow? Nobody expects a crusty grumpy whineman of sad! And doubly ironic that his undead form ends up actually looking angelic. But i meam he's a softy deep down, so really it does suit him! And then Lexaeus in this au would be more of a zombie or possessed suit of armour i think? Big badass looking lich king! But i dont have as much ideas for him yet.

And then the plans for the plot would be basically like the jungle book but with a better ending? I have a personal grudge against all atories with the 'moral' that you should leave your family forever and go live with 'your own kind' no matter what. Like seriously that story the Velveteen Rabbit frickin scarred me as a kid, why am i supposed to believe that Rabbit is better off being 'real' and living with the real rabbits that we know NOTHING ABOUT except that they insulted him before and only accept him now cos he's 'normal'. Just fuckin leave everyone you know who loves you, for some complete strangers you know nothing about?? You'll somehow be happier just ebcause theyre 'your own kind'?? And why in these stories is it always a thing that you can NEVER GO BACK or even KEEP IN TOUCH?? Like whenever its about supernatural stuff its always 'when you grow up youre unable to see the magic anymore' yet somehow growing up is still supposed to be Good because leaving your entire family and friends and world for COMPLETE STRANGERS is better just because THEYRE YOUR OWN KIND. And believing in magoc is apparantly bad and immature even when MAGIC IS A LITERAL FACT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS. And all the magic people just agree that theyre bad and being human is a happy ending all on its own even if the humans act like assholes and do absolutely nothing to deserve all this worship???

Anyway this story would be Not That. Au Zexion does indeed grow up and does indeed meet other humans, but the ending is instead the ghosts and the humans learning to live together in peace. Spoopy ghost castle family meets various human friends who come and live in their big ol empty castle, and together they manage to renovate the place into a bustling town again. And our ghost dads regain the hope that they can have a normal life together with their son, yknow? And they do. The end. BEGINNING IS TRAGIC, WORK TOWARDS HAPPY END. THAT IS THE PLOTS I LIKE IN LIFE.

So yeh thats my shitty au idea i dreamed up at 2am ok bye.

[metalchickaf19]

The Bowers Gang: What the Guys Are Like in the Morning (Anonymous Request)

* Any and all credit for this idea goes to the requestor.

Belch:

Wakes up the earliest out of the guys, because he’s expected to drive everyone to school (tears)

Heavy drowsiness when he first gets up

Like... “fucks with your perception” level drowsiness 

Usually rams his door-frame on the way out of his bedroom (most times with his shoulder, but sometimes head-on)

Yawns up a storm all the way through his shower right up until breakfast 

... At which point Huggins sits at the table with his Mom and chows down on his grub over some cheerful morning conversation (more tears, because this shit is freaking adorable)

So is basically wide-awake by the time he’s supposed to pick up the guys

Sometimes brings breakfast bars for everyone, because he’s absolutely the “Mom” friend (mostly brings them for Henry, who doesn’t eat breakfast)

In general, tries to get the day off to a good start for everybody

Tunes the radio to 96.1 (one of Derry’s only known “happy” stations)

Often tries to make lively conversation with everybody even though most of the group ain’t feelin’ it 

... meaning he usually talks Henry and Victor’s ears off even though they’re obviously brain-dead, and barely ever respond to him 

Hockstetter’s ready for that comradery though, so yay

In general, talks with Patrick a lot more in the mornings than he usually does (without getting made fun of), because they’re basically the only ones in the group until later on in the day

Seriously - Victor and Henry are deceased until further notice, even after getting to school 

Likes the “buddy, buddy” feeling with Patrick though, even if it’s kind of short-lived 

Overall Morning Ability: 8/10

Henry: 

Doesn’t do mornings.

Like, literally. He doesn’t do them. 

Bowers “nopes” out of waking up until he’s good and ready for it

Always gets up just long enough to shower and put his clothes on...

... then passes out on the living-room couch immediately after that 

Seriously - no breakfast or anything. Dude just snoozes away until he hears Belch honk the horn

At which point, guess what happens?

Correct; you’re very perceptive - he wakes up just long enough to walk to the car, then passes out again in the front-seat 

Leans against his locker and sleeps once the guys get to school (legit just snores standing up, and ignores Belch and Patrick’s talking)

Then proceeds to sleep through the entirety of first period

Yes, he’s failing because of it - it’s an ongoing issue 

... He snoozes with his head buried in his arms though, and it’s incredibly cute, so I kind of think it’s worth it 

Moving on, though - usually sleeps through approximately 20-30 minutes of second period before finally deciding it’s time to be human

Is generally less of a trouble-maker when he “first gets up” (i.e. when first he arises come second period) because dude is groggy af, and needs to yawn it out a couple times before he’s at 100%

All in all, painfully slow to start the day, but kind of adorable to watch once he does

Overall Morning Ability: 3/10

Patrick: 

Wakes up fairly quickly, because he’s a demon in every way possible  

Could accurately be considered a “morning person,” because he gets up so quickly, and in such a lively mood 

... Not because of the morning, though - dude’s just happy it’s time for another day of relentless dickery  

Anyways, though - is basically wide-awake from the second his feet hit the floor, and is ready to make the rest of the world suffer

Usually scarfs down some cereal while watching TV (tends to go for the news, because he likes hearing about the disappearances)

Grabs all his shit in five seconds before he leaves, and typically forgets something imperative because of it (You know that group project you guys are doing? Yeah, he’s not bringing the poster-board)

Once he’s with the gang, spends the majority of each morning fucking with Victor

... Chiefly because Victor doesn’t welcome the morning-time in any way, shape, or form, and Patrick fucking lives for it (the first appearance of his “relentless dickery”)

Ruffles Victor’s hair, tickles him, tazes him hard at random intervals, etc.

Also sometimes gets really, really close to one of Victor’s ears when he drifts off, and whispers something directly into it to wake him up 

The dude legit gets so close that Criss can usually feel his breath on his skin 

I know - it’s not healthy 

Tends to talk to Belch a lot more than normal in the morning (and in a much friendlier way), because he’s really the only viable option 

Hey - we all know Patrick sees him as 4th best out of 4, but at least that isn’t so obvious between the periods of 7:15 and 7:30

Overall Morning Ability: 10/10 (and the world cries for it)

Victor: 

Is dead inside until 11 .a.m.

Seriously. Don’t fucking test him.

The kind of guy that needs to set multiple alarms to wake up, because he’s just that deep of a sleeper 

Tends to wake up on the second or third one (but always sets four, just in case)

Doesn’t even open his eyes until he gets to the bathroom - just keeps his head down like the miserable soul he is, and sleep-walks until he feels the tile floor under his feet

Has never once bumped into something though, which is kind of creepy for reasons I can’t pin down (very “sixth sense-ish” and ghost-like)

Once he gets with the guys, is either completely silent all morning, or mixes silence with intense bouts of rage 

... all of which are undeniably Hockstetter-induced 

In general, is much less tolerant of Patrick’s bullshit in the early hours, because his brain is already slow and half-delirious as it is

... meaning he’s not about any outside conflict for the time being (is there a better time for Hockstetter to create outside conflict? I think not)

Cusses Patrick out in short bursts, physically smacks his hands away when he tries to get touchy (think “slap-fight”), opens his eyes just long enough to stare Patrick down with the fire of a thousand suns, etc.

But, on the rare mornings where Patrick doesn’t decide to be a chaotic force, basically just stands around the guys with his head down and sleeps 

No leaning, no support, nothing - just holds his backpack straps with both hands, lets his hair droop over his face, and snoozes standing up with no problem 

Yes, it is the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen, and I thank you for asking

Slowly wakes up as he goes from class to class, but is usually wide-awake by third period

Is awake enough to pay attention in second and first, but generally won’t be in the mood to talk to anyone until later on in the afternoon

Indeed - Victor Criss wakes up even slower than Henry Bowers, and it low-key makes him bipolar for the entire first half of the day 

Overall Morning Ability: 2/10

[littlebitoffanfic]

Happy New Year

Fandom: IT 2017 Character: Reginald ‘belch’ huggins Relationship: Reg/reader Request: New years kiss theme? Like the reader kisses Belch at midnight as a friend but realises they love him. You wondered through the party, quickly searching for your friends. “Reg!” You called out, seeing his cap through the crowd as you pushed past everyone to get to him. “Whats up?” He turned, hearing that you sounded a little panicked. You and the bowers gang were attending a new years eve party at someone’s house. You didn’t know the person, but the place was crowded and no one would know. “Can you kiss me at midnight?” You ask, glancing over your shoulder. Reg, who had been about to take a drink of his beer, almost chocked as he stared at you with wide eyes. “What?!” He asked. “Theres this guy who wont leave me alone and if he sees im not kissing anyone, he’ll try something. I’d rather kiss someone who’s my friend and who I trust rather than some stranger.” You plead with him. Glancing at the clock, you saw it was 3 minutes to midnight. Looking up, you saw the guy coming closer, so you stepped closer to Reg. He saw this. “Of course. Aint gonna let anyone make you uncomfortable.” Reg smiled, draping his arm around your shoulder as he pulled you to the side a little. The two of you stood side by side about a foot from the wall. He never really enjoyed these parties unless you were there. The guys were fun for a bit, but then they started trying (and failing) to chase girls. You and Reg would normally stand to the side and watch with snarky comments as they got turned down. If anyone saw you two, they might think you were together. And that wasn’t something Reg would want to rectify. Reg looked at the clock on the wall. two minutes. he felt the beer in his hand being taken away and looked back. You smirked as you raised the red cup to your lips and took a drink before handing it back to him. “I almost thought you had left.” You leaned against him, swaying slightly from the drink. “And leave you before midnight? Never.” Reg chuckled. It was a tradition. You and the bowers gang always spent new year together. Sometimes Christmas, but always new year. Reg hated and loved it at the same time. At midnight, it was normally the one closest to you that got to kiss you. he tried god knows how many times, but out of nowhere, Patrick would snake in. But now he had dips. One minute. Regs hands became sweaty as he dropped his hand from your shoulder to your waist, seeing the small smile on your lips. Maybe he would have preferred it if you hadn’t have asked. Because now he was getting nervous. How many times had he thought of kissing you? even he didn’t know. The thought seemed to be constant whenever you two were together. Out of all the guys, you two were the closest. Childhood friends but as you grew up and moved from cute to beautiful, Reg couldn’t help but fall for you. A voice suddenly yelled from across the room that the countdown had started on the TV at the front of the room. Neither of the two of you could see it, or hear it but that didn’t matter. “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.” Everyone yelled out. You smiled as you joined in, while Reg just seemed to mumble the words. “4, 3.” Reg took a deep breath, his mouth dry. “2.” “1.” you jumped up and down as you turned to Reg. he wasted no time as he ducked his head down, pressing his lips to yours. You smiled as you rested a hand on either of his cheeks. It was supposed to be a quick peak. He knew that. But he couldn’t pull back. Your lips were soft and warm, and intoxicating. Not only that, but you didn’t pull back. All the noise was drowned out as the two of you kissed, so much so that Reg could have sworn everyone had fallen silent even though he knew they hadn’t. suddenly, he felt you jump and you pulled back, your hands coming off his cheeks so fast as if they had been burnt. You took a step back from him, your eyes wide as you stared blankly in front of you. He had never seen that look on you. You opened your mouth to speak, but then looked up at him and your mouth snapped shut. Backing away from him, you turned on your heel, heading for the door. Stepping outside, the cool air hit you, but it was welcomed. Reg had kissed you. not a peak like you had expected, but that felt like a proper kiss. And it sent your world spinning. Your heart ached as you thought of the look of confusion as you turned away from him. Stepping onto the porch of the house, you wrapped your arms around yourself. You stood at the far side of the porch, leaning against the banister. A couple of minutes ago, you thought of him as just a friend, but after that kiss. It was sweet, better than any other kisses you had ever had. With Patrick, henry and Vic, you would just peak them and then that was it. You had never felt like that while kissing anyone. You heard the door open and you glanced back to see Reg had followed you out, looking at his feet. “[y/n]? You alright?” He asked as he stood beside you. “Yeah, im fine. Sorry, I-I just…” You trailed off, looking away. for a couple of moment the two of you stood in silence. You bit your lower lip as you looked away from him. Your heart was beating hard. “Was-was it bad?” He stutters, looking straight ahead as well. “No, no, no, it was good.” You shook your head. “oh…” He trailed off. You bit you lower lip harder, almost drawing blood. You were surprised by how quickly your feeling hard grown for him in the last few minutes. You suddenly wanted his touch, to feel his arm around you and to see him look down at you with pure adoration… like he always had. Frowning, you thought back. The lingering touches, the softness between you both, the late night just to spend time with you. He would drop anything and everything if you asked him to. You could feel things were tense between you and he was only here to make sure you were okay. “[y/n], i-“ He started to say but you cut him off. “Shut up.” You almost snapped, turning to him, your brow furrowed. His eyes widened at your tone since you had never spoke to him like that. “I need to find something out. Just, just let me try something.” You said in a softer tone. As you said, you reached your hands up to his cheeks, gently placing then there like you had done at midnight. You then leaned up, paused for a brief moment to see if he pulled away but when he didn’t, you closed the distance between your lips. Unlike before, you felt that spark go through your body immediately. It made your body sing for him as you shyly kissed him. Big, rough hands grabbed your waist after a moment and you were pulled closer to him as he kissed you back. Your hands slipped up his cheeks to his jaw and then around to the back of his neck. It felts so natural despite the lack of experience. Sure, you had been kissed before. But that was just a peck. This was a proper kiss. You pressed yourself against his front, his arms wrapping completely around him and you were engulfed in warmth despite the cold night air. You could have been in the coldest place in the world and you would still feel warm in his arms. Years of friendship was thrown into a whirlwind of emotions as you pulled back. The two of you kept close, your noses barley touching as your eyes looked up to his. “Did- um- did you find what you were looking for?” He mumbled. You couldn’t help but giggle and you saw a small smile dawn his lips. You had seen him smile thousands of times before, but this one was different. “Yeah. I think I did.” You giggled, shaking your head slightly. “Good. Happy new year, [y/n].” Reg pulled you slightly closer, if it was possible. “Happy new years, Reg.” You mumble as he moved down for another kiss, which you were more than happy to give.

[richie-two-inchie]

m’boy mike hanlon headcanons:

cause we need more content of him :(

— this boy ?? vegan. he loves his veggies. some of the other losers find it kind of odd (when he first brought it up, richie immediately blurted out “you’re vegan?? why? what did animals ever do you to?” and everybody sighed), but they support his decisions.

— TON of freckles !! this guy works out in the sun all the time !! you can’t count them all in one sitting ,, but he’s a very handsome young man ,,

— super strong. he loves picking his friends up (with permission ofc), either to put them on his back/shoulder or just scooping them up by the torso. physically the strongest in the group (not much to anyone’s surprise).

— he’s a hugger ! he supports his friends SO much and loves giving them hugs. physical affection is a five-star in his books (did y’all even sEE how he ran a hand through richie’s hair while they were all huggin’ it out with bill in the sewers??)

— also an amAZING listener. he’ll comfort the heck out of somebody when they’re sad.. with permission tho. if a person wants to be left alone, he’ll ,, reluctantly leave them to think.

— he likes to try helping bill with his stutter. the two will sit for hours just talking back and forth and mike is so fucking patient with bill, which makes bill feel so happy. he doesn’t feel as anxious when he talks to mike.

— mike’s the kind of guy to bike over to somebody’s house at one in the morning just to see if they’re doing okay.

— holidays are his FAVOURITE times of year, but he usually gets bummed out cause meat orders get higher during chirstmas time ‘n’ stuff. he loves going out with the losers for halloween, though ! dressing up is sO much fun.

— he’d be the type of guy to throw a christmukkah so that nobody feels left out during the holidays. he’d also teach himself out to cook laktes and they’d probably turn out terrible but stanley REALLY appreciates the attempt.

— although he loves affection, his hands are really calloused all the time + covered in dirt. eddie’s always worryin’ about him getting cut on the job and getting an infection via dirt rubbing into the wound. mike knows how to play it safe, though.

— hella bi !! very open about it too his friends, too. he’s not one to go to for relationship advice, but he’s a lady’s man by heart (,, and,, y’know,, a dude’s man ;)) )

— he hums a lot to himself while working and y’know what ?? angel boy. he’s got the sweetest voice. you could listen to it for hours (token to chosen jacobs for being an ANGEL ,, thanks for giving me this hc ,, )

— honestly ?? super into theatre in general. catch him preforming the entirety of ‘you’re the one that i want’ from grease all on his own while he’s working.

— he would probably work backstage in high school, though. the losers would try to push him to audition but he’d always say that he would work better backstage.

— the boy knows how to bake, sew and knit !! he’s a tight package. he’s 100% willing to knit something for his friends and he’s actively teaching richie how to cook for the days when his parents aren’t home.

— he’ll knit holiday sweaters for everyone if he has the time.

— he collects patches. he’s taking the time to sew ‘em onto a leather jacket he bought a while back.

— he loVES STICKERS ...... he’ll collect them and hand them out to his friends as a form of gratitude. got an A+ on a test? thumbs up sticker on your cheek. keep up the good work.

— a fanta fanatic. he lives off the stuff.

— super into jazz. jazz music is the heart and soul of his ,, everything. it’s such a chill bop to listen to.

— he’s the type of guy who cries during disney movies. he’s a big softy.

— speaking of disney, think of him as a sort of ,, tiana from the princess and the frog. nobody would be surprised if he happened to open up a resteraunt in the future because his cooking is FLAWLESS.

— definitely would play dance dance revolution daily (after it comes out). he’s the master of it. he’s very light on his feet.

— he absentmindedly has the habit of tapping things or tracing shapes on them.

— okay but look in moDERN DAY, MIKE WOULD 100% DRAG THE LOSERS TO SEE BLACK PANTHER AND EVERYBODY WOULD BE SUPER PUMPED ABOUT IT. HE ADORES THE MOVIE. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

[metalchick19-blog]

The Bowers Gang: Ship #8 - Belch Huggins

Request: I’m really tiny like REALLY. I’m 5’ feet (or 154cm I don’t know if the inches are correct). I’m redhead but not a true one because I dye them. I wear a lot of bands shirts or horror movies ones, and a lot of high waist skirts or dresses with belt and chains and a black hat all the time. My shoes are platforms from the new rock brand and sometimes I wear Santiag but it’s really rare. I always have a leather chocker around my neck with spikes on it. Peoples call me dog because of that but I don’t care because I feel good with it. I wear A TON of makeup (only because I love makeup so fucking much), and that’s usually black lipstick with red eyeshadow and eyeliner that’s all. I also have tattoos on my right tight and on my left arm. I literally can’t live without music and my favs bands are Aerosmith, Guns N’ Roses and Slash. That’s so basic I know, but I love them and I always want to dance and sing when I listen to their song, because they makes me feel so happy. I also love witchcraft and paranormal. I do believe so much in magic and ghosts and I love to walk around old abandonned places and talk about ghosts, aliens, demons ect, because for me it’s so fascinating and interesting. I’ve already played Ouija and it worked and I freaked out but loved it. Peoples think I’m a witch actually but I’m ok with that. I love watching horror movies so much, but I hate blood and gore, wich is pretty contradictory I know. I’m also scared easy even if I love all theses witchy/paranormal stuffs. Last thing is : I’m getting angry REALLY (too much) fast, and that’s a big problem because I have so many issues because of this. I do cry so much too because anger makes me cry and shake but I do love cuddles so much (not all the time but that feel good sometime to have someone who can give you hugs, that warm your heart). I do a lot of sex jokes too and my friends hates me for that but hey, it’s funny.

All the guys were attracted to you at some point, because they’re each turned on by different aspects of your style (Henry by your makeup, Patrick by your red hair, and Victor by your skirts/dresses)

But Belch (who knew he had to have you the second he saw just one of your epic band t-shirts) wound up coming out on top, because he’s the only member of The Bowers Gang with a proper respect for the greats

The greats being Axl Rose, Saul Hudson, and Steven Tyler 

All the other guys might pretend to be metal-heads (because bad boy aesthetic), but Belch is the only one who legitimately deserves the title

Seriously - he’s never more confident than he is when he’s talking about his music obsessions (i.e. rock, metal, and the development of those genres), and you’re one of the very few people in the world who ever gets to see him like that

Belch dominates the floor talking-wise, and his entire body language changes; for just a few minutes, he seems to lose all pretense of being meek or uncertain 

Aka: You get to meet confident Belch who knows what he’s talking about, and that’s a friggin’ miracle 

You guys have insanely long, thorough debates as to which current bands should be considered “real” rock bands 

These talks can last for hours at a time (because you’re both just passionate like that), and tend to take place around Belch’s kitchen bar 

The two of you just sit on your stools (next to each other, like the adorable humans you are) and crack open beer after beer, completely losing track of time listening to each other’s rants 

Usually neither of you notice how long you’ve been talking until the sun starts to set through the kitchen window - you’re just that into what one another is saying 

Belch shows you his vinyl collection (over 500 records, all alphabetized) 

This is great because 1.) that collection is Huggins’ pride and joy, which means you’re definitely his person if he wanted you to see it, and 2.) because everything sounds better on vinyl, and you never knew it until he showed you 

You come over to Belch’s place almost every day after initially finding this out, because you need that ear-sex feeling of the music pulsing all around you (*Steven Tyler’s voice pulsing all around you* - definitely a mood)

... And Belch honestly loves it, because watching you dance around his bedroom is literally the highlight of his life 

It was hard to get him to dance along with you the first few times you asked (he would just do a few awkward, timid movements before laughing and sitting down) but he now does it with you almost all the time

And when Huggins dances... he dances hard

We’re talking the robot, the sprinkler, everything 

... Which you’ve explained to him are not moves that should be done when listening to death-metal, but he just keeps saying he “knows you love it,” and persists in doing those moves

... You do kind of love it, though 

What can I say? You’ve led the man to his free spirit (and the world thanks you for doing so)

Belch also takes you to some well-known sites around town that are famous for tragedy (The Black Spot, the Ironworks Factory, etc.) so you can do paranormal investigations there

He actually almost took you to the Neibolt house once on Patrick’s suggestion, but decided to back out at the last minute because it was a Hockstetter idea

... Yeah, even Belch knows better than to trust Patrick with his physical well-being

Typically all the guys tag along for these paranormal activity trips though, because even though Belch wants to look tough for his girl, he doesn’t like the idea of scrapping with ghosties by himself 

... It’s truly a hilarious sight to see

Ghost-hunting missions typically entail you and Patrick being at the front of the pack (you trying to “make contact” as Patrick actively fucks with your process) while the rest of the guys trail lazily behind you 

Henry complains at least once every 3 minutes (”my fuckin’ legs hurt”/”why are we still out here” x10), Victor looks quietly at the scenery, and Belch just tries to look brave (but can’t hide how hard he’s listening to whether or not anything responds to your prompts - he’s silently praying nothing does)

Sometimes things do come through though, and it changes the atmosphere for everybody

... that is, everybody except for Patrick (who would refuse to believe in the occult even if he was levitated by Casper)

All arguing/off-handed banter comes to a stop, and the guys act way more on edge for the rest of the night

Typically involves a lot of mildly nervous looks around on Victor’s part, and flinching in response to loud noises on Henry’s - Belch is a combination of both

After close encounters like these, you all tend to walk back to the car in a much tighter group than before

Henry and Victor press in on the sides, and no one says a word

... Except for Patrick, who makes joke after joke about how big of pussies you all are, and challenges all demons in the near vicinity to fight him 

He’s never been fought, but it sends you all into a frenzy of “shut up!” every time

All the guys love that they don’t have to change their regular movie aesthetic for you

Literally everything they ever watch is some type of horror, so you’ve never been more well-suited to a group of people  

They don’t sit down and really watch things together very often, but they usually have a horror movie and/or violent TV show on to serve as background noise for their conversations (”Tales from the Crypt,” ”Friday the 13th” re-runs, etc.)

Regardless of whether or not you’re with the guys though, Belch always covers your eyes when he knows the next scene of the movie that you’re watching is about to be especially gory

...Seriously.

The dude physically covers your eyes.

He even flung himself across a room once (in front of the gang and everything) just to child-proof your vision before you could see the fish hook scene in “Hellraiser”

Mostly because he knows you don’t like gore, and he tends to remember when it’s about to happen at the very last second - it’s all our teddy bear can think to do to save your innocence

Now, bro - it’s totally fine that you have a temper

I can’t imagine where that would be less of a problem 

Even though Belch tries hard to keep you feeling calm and collected (because he just cares about your inner peace), he’s low-key enthralled by the way you look when you’re angry

... And all the other guys just find it entertaining as hell, because they’ve never met a 5-foot powerhouse such as yourself

You get into arguments often, though.

...Often. 

So often, in fact, that the guys eventually stopped letting you finish.

They tend to let you go back and forth with people you’re arguing with for a while, but if it becomes obvious that you’re not really going to fight the person, they eventually decide to move on with their day...

... at which point either Henry or Patrick will pull you away by your choker.

... Yes, by your choker. Like you’re a little dog. 

Patrick did it first (”Come on, killer! We’ll find you some other crotch to bite later.” *Annoyingly satisfied Hockstetter cackle*), and Henry just followed suit afterwards.

It’s a thing now; you’ll have to accept that. 

Belch gives you the best cuddles that have ever been cuddled 

Seriously - because of your size, you can curl up on his gargantuan male body like a cat 

Pick any cuddle position - you guys can cuddle it better than hibernating bear cubs 

And you’re high-key cuter to watch, too, because your love for one another just rolls off of you both in waves 

Just so wholesome, and so very adorable

Overall, you fit into the group well, and cultivate a refreshingly genuine connection with Belch

He gets to be who he really is with you, and that means more to him than anything 

[trickkombowerskru]

Hi! Could I get a bowers gang, Stranger Things and umbrella academy ship (I’m bi so m or f is fine)? I’m 5’6” short copper hair kinda thicc w/tattoos. I’m a mom friend and very sarcastic and make a lot of sex jokes even tho I’m kinda innocent I love video games, drawing/painting, reading/writing,horror type things(even though I’m really jumpy), and anime! I hope this is enough stuff I just woke up as I’m sending this

You want a ship too? Get the details here

For The Bowers Gang I ship you with….

Belch Huggins

Being the parents of the gang

Your sex jokes making him turn so red omg

Dates at the arcade

He loves your art so much

Like damn you’re skilled

Loves to read your writing too

...Even if it freaks him out sometimes

And you

For Stranger Things I ship you with....

Steve Harrington

I mean you’re the mom friend

Are you surprised that you and the mother of the year are together?

You two take care of those kids so well

They jokingly call you mom and dad

Video games aren’t really his thing

But he’ll still watch you play

Dustin loves to challenge you though

Which of course gets you more good points with Steve before you two are even together

Like look at you playing games with his favorite child

Thinks your art is amazing

If you make him art omg

Loves your writing

And will comfort you if you end up scaring yourself

For The Umbrella Academy I ship you with....

Klaus Hargreeves

You two are sassy bitches

Will 100% laugh his ass off at the sex jokes

And add onto them

You being the mom friend comes in such handy for him

Like he needs someone to look after him

And keep him on track

Because he really hasn’t had that in his life

I mean sure he had Grace but she could only do so much

He’ll happily watch you play games

Sometimes playing with you

But it depends on the game

Thinks your art is sick

Will actually get so surprised and happy if you make him some art

ADORES your writing

Getting Klaus into anime

Which is one hell of a ride

[fuckdavestriderheistheworst-blog]

you too buddy all the SO questions

ugh why damn it i did not ask to be punished by means of talkin about vantas until my fingertips bleed

but fine

Significant Other Asks

1. Tell the story about how you met.

it was over the summer about three years ago and tumblr kept pushing a certain blog at me and upon checking it out i decided to give him some troll asks (which looking back upon now were lame as fuck? what was i thinking honestly)

anyway that became me revealing my blog over tumblr and then lo and behold we had a college class together and we realized we were sitting beside each other and i told him that his major was an “easy major” or something and basically he hated me for a while there 

2. Was it a gradual increase of trust and love, or was there a specific moment where you knew “I want to be with this person for a long time”?

it was gradual for sure i went from picking on him to agreein to let him tutor me in english to craving his friendship and then falling in love with him without even realizing

before i knew it i was head over heels and here i am, happy as fuck that im dating my best friend

3. Describe their eyes. Describe their hands. Describe their laugh.

his eyes go from being like cinnamon to being like hot chocolate, in color accordin to lighting and in mood, his hands are warm and comforting to hold and are quick as all hell on a keyboard, and his laugh is rare but memorable, like its dusty from misuse and drizzled over with the annoyance i usually provide him

4. What’s your zodiac sign and mbti type? What about your partner’s? Do things like that reflect your actual compatibility or is it just bunch of bunk?

i had to google what my zodiac was because i think both of those things are bullshit but im a saggitarius and an isfp (or was it istp i dont remember its been years)

vantas is a gemini and...

i dont think he ever tested for it because he isnt internet quiz garbage but hey what does it matter without knowing his results i know that we are a fine match

5. Are you long distance? Have you met in person before? When do you get to see them again?

no, yes, and probably this evening when i bring back dinner

6. Tell me a story about a happy experience you two shared. Something that makes your heart warm whenever you think about it.

something that makes me feel really happy to remember is the new years eve after he got those color correcting glasses and i took him to watch the fireworks and he was so happy and amazed at the color and the show and i was so proud that i could do that for him

7. Tell me a funny story. Did they do something silly? Did you do something silly? Talk about your inside jokes.

one time i groaned into his ear and called him daddy to test and see if he had a daddy kink or not and he was SO into it so now im waiting to call him daddy again when he least expects it

8. Are your families supportive? Does it matter if they’re not?

yeah as far as i know both sides are

9. Would you ever have a pet together? Do you already have one?

we sort of have pets together but theyre also just kinda our own pets but with shared care 

10. Do you have children together? If not, are you both interested in raising children some day?

i dont really want kids and i dont think vantas does either like ever we arent even married and also having kids would be a hassle

11. If they’re having a bad day, what do you do to help?

i usually just sit and talk to him and support him like a friend and boyfriend should do its not really anything special but it works every time

sometimes i surprise him with relatively cheap gifts or food too but he doesnt like me splurgin so i try not to make him uncomfortable

12. If you’re having a bad day, what do they do to help?

same thing really hes always there for me to make me feel better and talk things through 

13. What’s something that your partner does that would be annoying if anyone else did it, but it’s cute when they do it?

scolding me like he is a third parent, somehow its endearing when he does it

14. Have you ever went on a vacation or adventure together? Tell me about it. If not, do you have plans to do something fun in the future?

yeah weve gone on a few sort of technically 

that one road trip to texas we took and spent a while on

the trip to malibu

were planning (or i am) for a trip to europe this summer if its at all possible with our schedules

15. What’s something that you learned about yourself because of being with your partner?

that im enough just being who i am and that i can have a relationship without cash at the forefront

16. What’s a piece of advice that your partner gave you that has resonated with you?

you dont have to bend over backwards for somebody to please them or make them like you just be yourself

not the exact wording but that is the moral

17. Which one of you kills the bugs (or captures the bugs and places them safely outside)?

we take turns but i dont like to kill them unless theyre wasps or venomous spiders id prefer to catch and release

19. Do you prepare meals together? Does one person enjoy cooking more than the other?

neither of us can cook for shit so other people prepare our meals for us always

20. What are the best restaurants to go to? Do you see movies at the theater? Do you do things like golf or bowling, just to bond more?

i like taco bell and pizza hut, yes, and i dont think weve ever done either

21. Tell me about a time that you got into an argument over something silly.

we used to get aggressive over gay chicken sometimes early on in our friendship that was always fucking ridiculous

22. Tell me about a time that you got into an argument over something serious. How did you compromise? What did you learn?

one time vantas said he was disappointed in me and i took it hard and im pretty sure it ended with him leaving but i dont remember what brought it on or how serious vantas had been or how sensitive i had been

we got over it. not sure i learned any super moral from that but it did help me learn about him better in the long run and vice versa

23. Is there a famous couple, fictional or otherwise, that reminds you (or other people) of you and your partner?

will and jada pickett smith

24. Do you have a shipname?

vantder i dont know 

maybe film boyfriends because he writes and i sort of direct

27. Do you have extremely similar personalities and interests? Or extremely opposite? Or is it a balance that just makes sense? How do you try to better understand each other? Do you ever have to experience things you’re not interested in, or vice versa?

we sort of click here and there but mostly our interests are different 

i know he isnt super into art but he shows up to support me like he went to the award event with me and said he was proud of me and i like to offer up romcoms and movies akin to his interests when we settle in for date nights

he is supportive as hell but i dont think either of us have ever made a point of saying we arent interested in the other’s interests

28. Has your partner ever changed one of your opinions on morals, politics, society, etc?

he helped me to be better about takin school seriously so id say yes 

he has also changed my opinion about myself almost completely

29. Tell me about a time that you were really proud of them.

when he got that book deal i was so happy i felt like huggin on him for days

i knew he could do it and it made me real proud to know that he did it and i am STILL proud of him

30. Does physical affection and/or sexuality have a role in your relationship? Are both of your needs being respected and fulfilled?

yeah both are heavily involved and fuck i hope so im not sure how much more i can step up my game

31. How often do you talk? On the phone, Skype, in person? Are you two the type that stays up too late because the conversation is too good to end?

we talk all the goddamn time and basically never leave each others side

i know i regularly stay up hells of late talking to him because i like it so much

talks get so much deeper at night when youre curled up next to somebody you love

32. Talk about your sense of humor, and your partner’s. Do you laugh a lot together? Which one of you is funnier?

were both assholes with sarcasm as our main crutch and im pretty sure we have both laughed at the others expense at one point or another but i would have to say that we are damn near a tie because both of us have a pretty deplorable sense of humor stand up comedy will not be in our futures any time soon

33. Is there anyone who doesn’t like the idea of your relationship? What’s the reason? How do you and your partner overcome disapproval from others?

no i cant think of anybody who is against our relationship

nobody that matters anyway

34. Have there been any hardships that have ultimately brought you closer than before?

i mean i hit my head and got retrograde amnesia and still had feelings for him so i think that eliminated any doubt i developed feelings just because of sex

i didnt remember it and i still loved him

35. What’s their contact name in your phone?

vantas

36. Tell me about what your partner is good at. Are they an artist, are they good at math, do they play a sport, etc?

vantas has stamina when it comes to running and shit for DAYS i thought id die the first time i went running with him

hes also a really great writer and im not just saying that to be supportive i think if he sat down and wrote a book itd get a film adaptation nigh instantaneously

steven spielberg would shit himself

37. Get really sappy and gross for a moment. Be so gushy that your friends would groan in mock annoyance if you told them. What’s adorable about your partner? What makes your heart melt? What’s something cute that they did that you’ll always remember no matter what?

god i just fucking love his eyes and his lips and his hair and the way that he scoffs over dumb “rich guy” things and how good his coffee is when he makes it and how i can NEVER replicate it that good even when he guides me through makin it. i love the sound of his voice in the mornings and late at night when i should be asleep but am clinging onto him and talkin about nothing in particular. i love how he says my name and i especially love that hes the only one who really calls me by my last name so affectionately. i love the way he reads and i love the way he still looks a little too long at colorful things sometimes when we are outside and walking. i love the way his hand fits with mine and i love that we can reassure each other through anything, that we will be there for each other through anything. i can easily see myself spendin the rest of my life with him and if not as a boyfriend then as a best friend 

38. Let’s talk about life goals and hopes. Do you two have a similar idea for the future (regarding careers, getting a home, family, finding meaning)? Do you two make a good team? Can you imagine spending the rest of your life with them?

weve talked about moving in together or gettin a house but our careers are pretty up in the air right now except for vantas’ teaching job. i think we make a fuckin great team and id love to spend the rest of my life with him in any way shape or form

39. Reflecting on all of your experiences, what advice would you give to a young couple?

pick your best friend to fall in love with because youll never have a better love than that

40. Is your partner on tumblr? Tag them here and write them a small message, it can be anything.

@crimsongenetics hey vantas sorry for gettin all gushy here i hope i dont make you throw up at school i love you