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WAIT AM I LOOSING IT OR DID YOU JUST REBLOG SOMETHING I MISSED U

hi

i… maybe did (・ω・)ノ

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BODY COUNT

that’s gotta be a personal record

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Can.... Can we have more roach facts?? P l e a s e?????? Pretty please????????

Allow me to direct u to my lovely wife; @roachcult TAKE IT AWAY BB ILY 🪳💕

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If you psspsspss at a cockroach, it might psspsspss back.

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Captain Patrick looks like Gerard Way

Gerard Way but remove the moral compass

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Oh I’m making it

...but make it Hostel III

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pat i’m making u in the sims and i was tryna figure out what you would wear to sleep but i bet you’re one of those sleeps in jeans weirdos huh

I stay awake until my body gives out and end up sleeping in whatever I was wearing. Sometimes jeans. So you’re not too far off.

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Reginald.

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May I offer you a bug <3

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This is the most important post on the internet

So I'm sorta scared of roaches/cockroaches. I was wondering if there's any way you could slowly ease me into liking them?

This is chaos but I tried to condense everything into three pages

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Sometimes I forget you’re not real

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real OGs wear both socks with the heels slipped off or none at all

WHY ARE YOU ONLY WEARING ONE SOCK IN ALL YOUR PICS ISTG

Love that we’re concerned about my sock habits now

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Nirvana? Opinions, Patster, we need ‘em.

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wait does vic like anime? vic, baby, what’s your favorite anime

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I literally just woke up and I already hate it here

What my bitch ass pictures 20+ year old Patrick Hockstetter to look like:

What he would actually look like:

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Black lives matter. Do what you can to help. I appreciate you guys.

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I’m reblogging this again because it’s so fucking important. I’ve seen Bowers Gang blogs be blatantly racist before and I’ve said shit before, but at this point I will straight up cyberbully u, shut the fuck up

Your move, Butch.