#he is a very good boy... stupid
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bakingformers where they all work at a bakery together and nothing bad ever happens
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wikitpowers · 18 days ago
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something i will never tolerate in this fandom is people thinking that kit is just a dumdum like it's really not appreciated enough how smart this boy is! like honestly, i think this is proven in the mere fact that ty is in love with him like tiberius blackthorn is attracted to intelligence, people!!! and kit is a wise wise guy despite being a little silly at times!!! i need to scream this to the world!!!
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ocelhirapilled · 6 months ago
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somehow i still dont know how to draw him
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fyllophobia · 4 months ago
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#ffxiv#emet selch#hythlodaeus#ff14#fanart#more pre transition hythades but in my 100 other settings i just shove them in#yes they did ballet training together you can see it in emet’s ramrod straight posture he somehow is incapable of dropping it#hythlodaeus still does stretches even as an adult he’s a flexy boy and kinda just glides in his movement - weird ephemeral grace to him#he’s lazy yes but he’s very fun motivated - he’s quit since emet did#loves taking a big fat nap after a good stretching session#if anything piques his curiosity hyth will haphazardly find the limits to it#does stupid shit like how many too spins is too much until he starts getting sick and barfs up lunch#now he just chills and since he’s a frequent party goer he just does all sorts of casual dancing#watch him tear it up on the dancefloor#he’s like that one guy in disco elysium#that egghead guy that hypes people up with his ‘HARDCORE TO THE MEGA’#keeps the party going#emet gets roped in but there’s only so much he can take#he’s been an old man since he was a very young girl#young girl old man styling got that little my swag#emet’s really funny to think about when he’s younger bc he’s so ashamed of his youth#like imagine being some kind of uncontrollably angry little girl#like fucking livid#with high aptitude for magic#sorcery is so deeply rooted in a wielder’s emotions so like can you imagine the potency of his fireballs#he probably set shit on fire with just how intensely he stared at someone he young girl beefed with#he just remembers and dies from cringe#hyth still thinks he’s still cringe (endearing)#forever suffering from cringe#as nature intended
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anxiouslowercase · 7 months ago
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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon
#sas rogue heroes#sasrh:canonau#augustin jordan#eoin mcgonigal#paddy mayne#although it is true paddy orbits eoin like the moon does the earth (moreso after the first jump)#and that everyone knows theyre basically attached at the hip (however you wish to interpret that)#it is *also* true the more the sas wins and advances the more david is requesting paddys presence for important matters#(and *yes* david's quite sure LT mcgonigal can handle waiting outside the tent on his own paddy hes a big boy alright now get in there)#HOWEVER#paddy starts noticing that ACTUALLY eoin is not waiting on his own so much cause theres another fucking lieutenant#who keeps orbiting around almost like moth to flame#and its weird but its no big deal at first - eoin is a social guy anyways so it makes sense even if this ones french ?#(plus paddy keeps his one on one time so no notes there)#BUT#suddenly they're sharing looks and smiles and sort of digs at each other and paddy knows damn well the way eoin is teasing#and apparently frenchie goes along with it adding his own brand of *something* and what the fuck#and then it seems like they have almost inside jokes and sometimes paddy gets out of his stupid briefing#and jordan is walking away all too pleased and eoin is all to calm smiling up at him like he didn't just maybe spent an hour#talking to a fucking french of all people. THIS ONE french of all people.#but then eoin is very good at distracting him and hoarding his attention away from other things#especially when he grabs his arm to drag him to the piano#(and in truth what nags at paddys brain is that he doesn't *hate* this necessarily ?? even if the knowledge picks at his brain)#(it... gets his attention it makes him think and wonder and he gets a little grumpy sure cause thats his eoin BUT#he doesn't hate it necessarily. and *that* should be a problem or something)#anyways back with my all have two hands agenda !!! look how cute they look together !!!
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oceanwithouthermoon · 1 year ago
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the fact that we never actually got to see kuboyasu interact with saiki in gym class is such a crime
hes like the most perceptive of the group so it wouldve been so fun to see how kusuo would hide his powers around him
i kinda wouldve loved to see them flesh out the "shadow leader" bit a little more instead of just forgetting about it lmao, yasu being sorta like hairo and thinking saiki has hidden power or something
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imashittalkingmushroom · 1 year ago
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Rich Boarding School Au doodles, ft Bruce, Harvey, Lex and Ollie
headcannons under cut lol
Yes, Bruce and Lex are roommates. They stuck the Weird Rich Kids together
Ollie is there solely because I think its hilarious that well into their 40s Bruce does something that makes Ollie realize that he KNOWS WHO BATMAN IS. and that batman is the little weirdo he went to high school with
Ollie was scared of bruce and never talked to him. was 100% convinced that that kid did human sacrifice at some point or smthing.
Bruce and Harvey def picked on Lex. Were they his only friends? yes. Were they also really toxic and mean? Yes. Not that lex was nice either but ya know.
Lex has walked in on bruce and harvey kissing many times. poor boy just wants to chill in his room. He never tells anyone (who tf is he gonna tell anyway?) but he still thinks about it. in a 'he remembers it at the wirdest times, leans back, and goes huh' way.
Harvey doesnt realize he's bi until after his redemption arc in the far future. Because, obviously, making out with bruce over the years doesnt count. It's Bruce.
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wrathofrats · 1 year ago
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Thinking about Aether and Phantom quintosis lesson. It's all going well and all, Aether's letting Phant explore his head on his own a little because he's actually really talented y'know! And then he hits a particular spot and Aether goes brainless, practically drooling on spot if yk what I'm onto...
Everyone always comes to Aeth to shut their thoughts up, but now he's on the receiving end for the first time in a whiiiile and he's just gone.
Just a big brainless quint :)
Shakes you violently because I’ve been thinking about this ever since I saw it
(Warning that this is a little dubious but consent is implied and implied to have been discussed prior, just didn’t want it to come out of nowhere in case someone isn’t up for that 🫶
Also I made it weird bc confident phantom has been on my brain recently)
Aether talks him through it. Takes phantoms hands and places them on either side of his head, covering them with his own.
He trusts him under his own supervision, able to step in if something were to go wrong.
It’s easy, to aethers surprise. Phantom being able to pick at different memories, emotions, doesn’t take long for phantom to start trying to control his limbs.
“Am I doing that?” Phantoms eyes light up when aether hand moves slowly to the side.
“You are bug, good job”
Aether thinks it’s cute watching him get so excited over his powers.
Different tour memories flash in and out as phantom practically rummages through his brain like a storage bin. His face muscles twitch while phantom drags over certain nerves. Quintessence can be a dangerous game in the wrong hands, the power to as you please to someone only to be trusted in the right hands.
A particular wave of fuzz washes over aether as phantom gets a little more confident with the electricity he has wrapped around his mind. He feels cloudy, it’s not unfamiliar but he knows exactly what phantom is doing considering he’s done it to the other ghouls countless times before.
“Bug…..” aether warns taking a deep breath. He feels like there’s cotton behind his eyes, his breathing becoming deep and more manual.
Phantom prods again. A sharp buzz in the base of his skull and it’s hard for aether to get out the words to warn him again.
Phantom understands what he’s doing, especially considering this form of mind control has been done to him before. it’s the only reason aether hasn’t removed him yet but it’s a helpless and almost calming sort of feeling, looking up to see phantom smiling at him with his magic completely taking over his senses.
“Please let me take care of you?” Phantom tips aethers chin up to look at him, the other hand caressing his cheek. Aether can feel just a bit more quintessence slip in as he nods.
He’s completely brainless, barely a thought besides what’s directly in front of him and a small attempt to keep his breathing normal. It’s all he can do to keep his vision straight, mind full of static and he can’t help but smile at phantom, giggling slightly. A comfortable mindless state of pleasure.
“Never been able to have you all stupid for me have I aeth?” Phantom teases. It’s light hearted in nature but god it does something to aether. He could practically drool if he really wanted to, phantoms light teasing enough to have him salivating. Something so delicious about being able to have your thoughts shut up and being taken care of, aethers been craving it for a while.
A delicate hand pushes its way under aethers shirt. Phantom looks for any sign of protest before lifting it off of his body and discarding it on the floor beside them. Aethers immediately handsy, giggly and trying whatever he can to get phantom back on him. His limbs feel like they’re full of concrete as he tries to reach up to pull him closer. Time moves slow, almost too slow for him with the idea phantoms put into his head of him doing whatever he wants to him.
Phantom makes quick work of his own clothes while aether chews his lip, small moans escaping as phantom strips in his lap. He’s easy like this, hard and stupid and just desperate for anything from phantom he can get.
“You’re needy when you’re like this” phantom teases, reaching for the buttons on aethers pants. “Big and stupid like a whore should be”
Phantom grabs aethers hand, pulling it around his waist to finger himself with it, “your fingers are thicker than mine, gotta stretch myself out to take you baby” phantom gasps as he pushes aethers fingers into himself
It’s a tight stretch, phantom working himself with two of aethers fingers guided by his own, if he’s not careful he could probably just use aether like this and cum in his lap but oh, he wants to see how bad aeth can get when he sits on his cock.
Aethers streams out incoherent pleas and curses as phantom finally pulls him out, stroking him a couple times just to hear him whimper
“Fuck you’re much better like this, dumb and useful, just a dildo for me to use right?”
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valkugo · 12 days ago
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If Will doesn't end up with Mike, they better not give him some last minute love interest. Not because I don't want Will to be happy but because how are the Duffers gonna explain that they were able to explore FIVE whole main het relationships (Stancy counts to me) but when it comes to their main character who happens to be gay, they only made him suffer and feel rejected for 5 seasons and refused to explore his romantic relationship?
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chaosordoffl · 2 months ago
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Simon Riley's og government initials being SIR and
his mother lovingly giving him his grandfather's name (his dad's dad bc hers is already his first 🙂‍↕️), Isaac, unknowingly hopeful unknowingly foreshadowingly ironic in meaning
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his piss-drunk anti-establishment torture-enthusiast-for-the-lolz-and-buzz edgelord father crossing it out and writing IRA in all caps
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washichan · 2 months ago
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I have to clarify that I don't like the DMC Netflix show in general so uh please interact with consideration for your well beings. 🙏
#washi's yapping#im sorry I have read most of the lore and i refuse to see the show for the plot#update: why I dont like the Netflix show despite reasons#first is that I came for Dante. it's specifically advertised that he is the MC#some may debate that Dante here is in his Tony Redgrave era and I say#his backstory has been changed too much. the key element of what making Tony. R isn't there anymore#and even though the 1st novel and DMC5 is decade apart but what Eva told him before she died was very important#iirc the novel correctedly it makes sense why Dante is Tony#he was told to go into hiding and he did.#again the Nf show changes his family's background VERY drastically to the point it shift the narrative of theirs character very drastically#Dante is a good guy but not the devil hunter Dante#Vergil is not the straight forward guy anymore instead he got someone to do his bidding and idk how to tell you how off that sounds#Sparda suddenly catches the absent dad allegation despite being just ded in canon#don't get me start with Lady and the White rabbit#I'm sorry the Dante i fell for is a charming and whimsy guy but also just very highly masking guy#who also has a good level of emotional intelligence#even as Tony he has displayed that he is witty yet also considerate of his surrounding#he has rules of how he takes jobs#no it's not that we take Tony character and put it into a military AU. This is a different kind of Dante.#it's more like a very bad mixture of Dan3+Dan5+Nero5 memes#I also feel bad he got thrown around like crazy with little to no time to actually voice his own opinion#he was kept in the dark then lacking Dante's detective skills as well#nobody come to me and say hes stupid you will catch these hands#Nf Dante is stupid because the plot built him like that... he's the dansel in distress in this show#His reasoning for most of the questions thrown his way is incredibly weak because nobody god damn tell him anything#but in canon he knows because he was made aware!! of his heritage and everything!!#im sorry for saying Nf Dante is stupid boi just lacking a chunk of government-guarded contexts that he should have made known.
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minty-bunni · 4 months ago
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Do you think Evka had permission for Antoine's joining or was being sent to train Antoine at a remote outpost supposed to be some sort of punishment?
#antoine and evka#evka ivo#antoine dragon age#antoine ivo#you cant tell me a warden of only 3 years is allowed to join people willy nilly#i feel like the rest of the wardens took one look at the cheerful halfdead servant boy and told her he was her problem now#yeah congrats you saved a life#now go take him to a remote outpost for training because he is an embarrassment#only it turns out he isn't some useless pretty faced orlesian servant#because antoine is good with bombs and archery#but they dont know that#i mean there is a possibility that she was allowed to join him or didnt need permission#this jist happened to pop up because the thought was funny#and because it feels like a thing that would happen#given the fact antoine started so far away from what would generally be recruited#i mean even evka has moments where she seems iffy on antoines ability to remain living#and she recruited him and spent his first weeks with him#can you imagine a gruff no nonsense warden hearing about antoine in the beginning#i feel like very few took him seriously the first time he met them#and I dont mean they rejected him because they are always in need of people to deal with records and other things#i mean it in a taking his ability to fight seriously way#because using yourself as a distraction is a very very very terrible way to stay alive#and his recklessness is 100% a liability#plus he looks and acts so soft and friendly#so no one would expect him to be capable of killing or gore#maybe he uses archery bombs and other thrown items as a way to distance himself from getting coated in gore#i love one soft french man#antoine and evkas entire careerpath is just a series of being sent to weird and awful places as punishment#for stupid things
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sakebytheriver · 1 year ago
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It's interesting, I don't think my father really ever thinks about the ways his identity as a mixed race Japanese man has affected his life and the way he moved through the world, because most of his life was spent around other poc and in communities that didn't really view him as an oddity so he never really had that explicit discriminatory experience where his race was made the defining piece of his identity if you know what I mean, but I have this distinct memory in my mind of the way he would talk about the movie "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle", the way his eyes sparkled and his face lit up when he talked about this movie versus other films with similar vibes, but with all white casts instead. There was something about seeing the face of young John Cho dressed in clothes that could have come from my father's own closet go on a stupid stoner boy adventure with his brown friend that made my father happy in a way no other stupid stoner boy movie ever did before, it was the only one of those movies I ever remember him even talking about let alone the amount of times he would bring "Harold and Kumar" up in conversations completely unprompted, and maybe it was just the writing that hit him differently, but I have this vague memory of him saying something about how it stuck with him more because there had never been a movie like that starring Asian guys before, that the fun and cooky oddball roles never went to men who looked like my father, but it was his personality, he was the type of guy to try to go White Castle and end up on fifty comedic tangents when he was the same age as Harold and Kumar. It's just one of those things that I've never forgotten, I doubt he even knows how much those comments stuck with me all these years, but it was one of those moments as kid you can't forget, when you see a certain emotion on your parent's face that you've never seen before. It took me years to realize exactly what it was on his face and what it was about "Harold and Kumar" that made it so special to my dad, I don't even know how much he's aware of the fact that the representation in the movie is a big part of what endears him to it, but I think about it a lot. About how that one small bit of representation, in a movie most people would probably write off, made my dad feel seen in a way he never really did before
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shivasdarknight · 2 years ago
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one of the things that gets me about fanon lens - especially when you entrench yourself so much in a fan version of a character - is how a character can just slowly be stripped of what they are and who they are because of the self referential nature of fanworks (which isn't inherently bad, don't misunderstand; neglected characters can have new life breathed into them)
which is a long way of getting to: where did people get the idea that estinien's not one to talk, or is bad at effectively talking? I don't mean selectively mute hcs, i mean just very curt. like he's not as flowery as many of the scions or even compared to aymeric, but he's still dramatic and talks a lot. he's precise when he needs to be and extremely blunt, but just because of that doesn't mean he won't ramble
like his whole tangent about where he is today because of the wol right before the Dead Ends in Ultima Thule. his chattiness seems to fluctuate with how comfortable he is with someone, so i'm not really sure where "estinien's bad with words" came from?
he's no politician, but he's good at saying what needs to be said and saying it in a way that matters. yes, there is the whole aymeric thing but avoiding a difficult conversation rooted in guilt isn't the same as being bad at talking. he clearly knows how to get to people - especially to antagonize them into action (see: tiamat, azdaja) - so where did this come from?
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rosesapphire2323 · 2 months ago
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All I can say regarding ch. 123 of the manga is, I cannot BELIEVE that Dazai's plan of "fixing the mess I made of Akutagawa and turning him into a functional Homo sapiens and not just a weapon of mass destruction by using this random orphan I found by the river" ACTUALLY WORKED.
#wtf Dazai#no seriously. wtf.#like. yes the man's plans always succeed#But it's TOO CONVOLUTED A PLAN!!!#THIS HAD SUCH AN EASY FIX DAZAI!#YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD'VE FIXED THIS? AN APOLOGY. MEETING UP FOR TEA AND COOKIES. PATTING THE POOR BOY ON THE SHOULDER. A HUG!#but what did you do Dazai The Dumbass™ hmm???#you ruined a perfectly good weretiger! Look at him! He's traumatized!#NO WONDER FYODOR OUTSMARTED YOU. YOU'RE SO STUPID!#speaking of my best and cutest man Atsushi#the boy really said “I'm gonna fix him”#AND DID THAT#he's the first person in history as I know it that has managed to actually 'fix' someone#(not that trauma needs 'fixing' mind you)#the boy needs a cup. a hug and pats on the head. and a boyfriend. he's EARNED it.#(Dazai's plan TECHNICALLY did this#but considering his dumb plan caused two deaths an apocalypse and the tearing of space-time#I'm giving him zero credit here#Like yes I love you Dazai but not more than Atsushi-kun.)#hell he probably has a daughter now (Aya looks like skk lovechild but I'm honestly so SO onboard with Akutagawa adopting her through Bram)#but he's busy dealing with The Horrors#(and meeting a very hot Ueda but let's not talk about that)#Speaking of freaking Ueda!#Fedya darling you've been REPLACED in my heart#now if (it's a huge if) Ueda is the man Fyodor mentioned to have been his 'match' before Dazai#Then I need Dazai and Ueda to team up and yeet Fyodor out of the land of the living#Like I love Fyodor as a character. But a person? It was fine as long as he was tormenting just Dazai. But tormenting ATSUSHI?#MY baby boy Atsushi? That one? Un-fucking-forgivable#I'm sorry Fedya I love you but you also need to die for real this time asap#bsd
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jabberwockymoreau · 11 months ago
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Thing is I enjoyed DP&W in the moment but going back and watching the first two Deadpool movies I'm really curious how tf we got from literally traveling through time to save her life to Wade and Vanessa being broken up. Not to mention the absolute stupidity of her dating someone from work...not unrealistic but please tell us what Vanessa works as. Please, Disney, tell us. where does Vanessa work. Disney. Tell us where Vanessa works, disney. hey, disney. can you say it? Where Deadpool's wife works??
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