#he is a little slutt

[harrarthellix]

yes, you can have a little Wip, as a treat ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

[ohimsummer]

✎ . . .❝ —IT’D BE THE ONE WITH THE BREEDING KINK. ❞

—minors dni, poly! stsgverse, shoko cameo, m!preg jokes…i’m only a girl, pregnancy talk, breeding kink mentions so suggestive, dick is said once

⭑ ࣪ ˖ sum’z notes.ᐟ based off this post qwq

“suguru told me he stores cursed spirits in his stomach.”

“mhm?” satoru hums, shoves another spoonful of sugary cereal in his mouth before glancing between you and the aforementioned man. “what about it?”

the forced frown on your trembling lips is a dead giveaway to your amusement, if the delight in your eyes wasn’t enough. suguru sighs, satoru grins. nothing like troublemaking at 8am.

“excellent.” falls amongst your next words. “im one step closer to getting him pregnant.”

shoko slaps a hand over her mouth, muffling laughter that is immediately overshadowed by suguru's sharp gasp, choking on his oatmeal. “pregna—“

“who says you’re getting him pregnant?”, satoru objects, and pouts his lips at you. “i’m the one with the equipment to make that happen, how are you gonna get him pregnant?”

you wave him off with a dismissive hand. “im sure there’s a curse out there that can give me a dick or something.”

“y/n, i am a man.” suguru gawks at the two of you as he states the obvious. “i don’t even have all the necessary organs to carry children—“

“now, suguru, it’s alright. don’t you worry your pretty little head about that.” you reach over to thumb a gentle caress over geto’s knuckles. despite the affectionate gesture, the playful grin on your lips reveals your true feelings. and it’s not sympathy at his lack of a womb.

“yeah, shoko could always surgically implant you with new parts—ow!” satoru’s brilliant suggestion is interrupted by your brunette friend’s elbow to the back of his head.

“don’t include me in your dumbass idea.”, she scoffs, also flicking you in the forehead. she giggles at your exaggerated ‘owww!’ before escaping into the living room.

“i think if anyone here was gonna get pregnant—,” suguru narrows his eyes, “—it’d be the one with the breeding kink.” he studies you up and down after the snarky words.

“oh!”, you nod your head in understanding. “sooo, satoru?”

gojo objects through another mouthful of milk and cereal, “no! no, not me!”

“ah, you two do share that interest, don’t you?”, suguru wonders aloud. “i suppose it’s up to me to provide you both another worthwhile experience, then. and if it leads to satoru getting pregnant, so be it.”

“now, wait a minute!,” satoru interjects. “why is it just me and not y/n—“

“a worthwhile experience?” his upturned lips make your own grin widen, and the silent, mutual agreement to purposely ignore satoru’s protests only adds to both of your amusement. "just say you also have a breeding kink, suguru."

he chuckles. “shut up.”

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[chrissturnsfav]

could you do a chris version of tongue tied?😊🙏

𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐃

the way chris fucks you leaves you completely tongue tied.

ᰔᩚ smut, unprotected p in v (wrap it b4 you tap it), dom!chris, dumbification kink, titty sucking

ᰔᩚ w.c. 487

ᰔᩚ based off this fic by me <3

"yeaaaah, fuckin' take it," chris drawls from below you, his voice deep and dark yet so fucking hot as you sink your hips down onto his rigid cock, beads of precum spilling at the tip.

you let out a little whine, your jaw falling open as your brows knit together in pleasure, your eyes flitting down to where your bodies connect as you sink your nails into the skin on his shoulders.

you slide back up before drawing your hips down slowly, his dick filling you so full that it's borderline overwhelming. so good, you're hissing and whimpering softly with each deliberate rock of your hips, but chris is getting impatient.

"fuckin' ride me baby, c'mon, what're you doin'?" chris grunts, furrowing his brows at you. he wraps his hands around your asscheeks, guiding you to slam up and down him harder and faster, and you're immediately left in ecstasy, a loud gasped moan slipping from your lips.

"o-o-oh god, oh my g—" you can't even finish your sentence, your words jumbled and let out in airy moans as he guides you to bounce on his cock with vigor. your nails sink deeper into his shoulders as loud whimpers and gasps fall from your locked open jaw, throwing your head back. your brain is going foggy, you can tell your seconds away from going dumb.

that makes chris smirk up at you, lips parted as he pants and shows off his white teeth, messy hair crowding over his eyes as he watches you.

"how's it feel ma? use your words, c'mon, know you're not that fucked out yet. or are you?" he taunts, letting out a gruff, breathily chuckle, his fingers sinking into the flesh of your asscheeks.

you find yourself unable to respond, he's right—you're way too fucked out. can't even respond, can't even think.

tears of pleasure burn your eyes as you respond in loud squeals, legs quivering helplessly on either side of him, jaw locked open as drool trickles down your chin.

chris chuckles darkly, biting his bottom lip through a smirk as he eyes you, titties bouncing with each harsh bounce of your hips.

"yeah, already fucked you dumb, didn't i?" he snickers cheekily, leaning his face forward to look up at you, level with your bouncing chest. "not a single thought in that pretty lil' head of yours," he mutters before taking a pebbled nipple into his mouth, sucking and nipping with his eyes on you.

and he's right again, there's no thoughts in the foggy brain of yours, not a single one, euphoric tears now dropping down your flushed cheeks, knuckles white at how hard you're gripping his shoulders, loud wails leaving your kiss-swollen lips.

"yeah, that's what i thought," he smirks as he pulls away from your tit with a kitty lick, slapping your ass as he continues guiding your hips. "always a fuckin' drooling mess on my cock."

thank you for reading!! <3

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[harleehazbinfics]

New Suit

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A/N: @fandomfan-102 sent me this link and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Also, I think we're haven't gotten much crazy Cannibal Reader lately :) GOT DELAYED CUZ I WAS UPDATING THE TAGS HASASD

You and Alastor were attending a gala along with some powerful overlords. It was quite lively, and everyone got along together.

Well, almost everyone. You and Vox could be seen sharing a middle finger at each other with a snarl of your own. You had let yourself get distracted with taunting Vox while Rosie and Alastor were talking with each other.

"Looks like some little bitch's trying to test her luck at living today," Vox remarks looking past you and nods his box head to a woman sashaying her way towards Alastor.

He was clad in a new suit, that you very much adored on him. He was very handsome in whatever he wore. However, you freeze when you see him sporting long hair. It must have been Rosie's doing, seeing there wasn't much resistance to the idea. You swore you'd thank Rosie a million times when you could get the chance.

You then glared daggers at the woman who was heartily laughing by herself in front of Alastor who had an indifferent look on his face, and Rosie nowhere to be seen. Which made you place a frown on your painted lips.

When she tried to reach for him, no faster than the speed of light you had her under you clawing at her neck with a sadistic smile on your face.

"I wouldn't try that if I were you!~" you giggled all sickly sweet digging your nails deeper in her.

You face blackened while your eyes gleamed at her threateningly frightening her out of her wits, desperately trying to get away from you.

"Get away from me, you freak!" she chokes out then tries to scratch your face which you easily dodged.

You reeled your fist back and punched her dead on the face, and watch he hand fall limp. You covered in her blood, from your fist to your face that held an excited flushed face.

"Well, that's enough of that," you hear a familiar voice call behind you, as he plucks you off the ground and held you like a long cat.

"I'm more surprised we got this far until someone started a cat fight," Rosie notes before petting your head while you were held by Alastor.

"I think we're done for the night. Safe travels back, Rosie!" Alastor ends the conversation, before properly carrying you in his arms in a bridal hold and walking out.

"Did I do a good job, Sir?" 💕

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[revolutionshoes]

the trip

When you told your boyfriend to take your BFF on vacation in order to bond, you weren't expecting his reaction. He immediately jumped on the idea, booking a week long dream vacation in the Bahamas. It was nicer than any place he'd ever taken you - your last vacation was a year ago, and it was 3 days in Atlantic City watching him ignore you to gamble and flirt with the waitresses. You secretly felt hurt but couldn't make him back out now - your bff was so excited to spend time with him.

Your BFF even bought a whole new wardrobe for their week away. The night before they left, she came over to model it for you. Every dress was too short - you could see her pert ass peaking out from every one. She didn't pack any bras and all her underwear were teeny tiny thongs. Her favourites were the swimsuits though - see-through micro thong bikinis. She made sure to dance around so you could see her pussy peaking out from behind the sheer fabric. You couldn't believe she'd be so slutt

You texted them everyday when they left, but your boyfriend never responded. You saw 'read' every time but he never sent anything back. On the 5th night, your bff finally sent you a picture message: it was their hotel room, which was bigger than your entire apartment. There was only one king sized bed, and her skimpy clothes were strewn about the room. "Hey bff! We're having so much fun in the Bahamas that we're staying a little bit longer"! You couldn't believe it! Something was up

They stayed another week, and your bff sent you pics everyday. Most were mirror shots of her dressed in skimpy outfits. She made sure to bend forward a little every time so you could see just how much of her perfect body they revealed. Eventually you got pictures of them cuddled up together in bed - she was naked and wrapped around him. He looked happier than you'd ever seen him. "We really bonded on this trip! We're SO glad you suggested it. Your boyfriend is so great!" You felt pathetic

[makeyoumine69]

"did i give you permission to do that?" + "have it your way, then. just be prepared for the consequences." + "aw, it hurts? too bad. you're gonna keep taking it until i’m satisfied." + "i'd hate to do this, but you're giving me no choice."

Kinks: Dubcon, Teasing (received and given), Whipping, chains(literal)

Petnames: slut, kitten, darling, my love

Hello, my dear! Thank you so much for another request, I really hope you like it! I really couldn't stop myself writing it, lol.

— [MASTERLIST]; [1k Followers Celebration Masterlist]

It seemed that your role-playing had gone too far when Patrick blindfolded you and took you to an unknown place where you were eventually stripped and chained to the floor by the metal collar-like necklace.

When he finally removed the blindfold, your eyes watered from the dim light around you, but then they were wide open at the sight of him, playing with the whip in his so-fucking-skilful hands.

"What's wrong, kitten?" Bateman inquired mysteriously, looking down at you standing on all fours. "Nervous?"

Gasping, you swallowed hard and tried to move into a more comfortable position, only to be whipped; the sound of the blow echoing painfully in your ears before a piteous wail escaped your half-open lips.

"Did I give you permission to do that, slut?" he growled, tracing the tip of the whip along your cheek. "You really need to learn how to behave."

Bateman crouched beside you, pulling on the chain and grabbing your neck, enjoying every miserable sound you made.

"Pat," you hiccupped as he teasingly pinched your hard nipple, accompanying it with another whip stroke. "Please, s-stop!"

"Why should I, darling?" he hissed as his fingers continued to work on your swollen peak. "You didn't listen when I told you to stop seeing Paul Allen."

"But I didn't! We just met in the restaurant and… a-aaww!" you cried as the whip struck the sensitive skin of your thigh, causing tears to form in the corners of your eyes. "It was just an accident ..."

"Aha," he grinned, tugging on your hair. "Get down on your knees and open your mouth for me. Open it wide so I can see your fucking throat."

Trembling, you had no choice but to obey. The current situation became even worse when you felt yourself dripping so badly that you were about to scream from the way your body reacted to all the things Patrick did to you, even when they crossed the line. This man was a wholesome red flag, but still he set you on fire just by looking into your eyes.

"Uh, such a bratty little kitten," his mocking, low voice sent shivers down your spine. "I told you once, that I would let you have your way with Paul, but you should be prepared for the consequences if you made a mistake. Do you remember?"

Meantime, Bateman unzipped his pants with his free hand, the whip roaming across your rapidly rising chest.

"'Yes," you gasped, so close to passing out from the tension in your lower belly. "I'm really sorry."

Patrick hummed to himself, towering over your shivering little form. "I hate to do this, but you gave me no choice."

With a dark smile on his perfect face, he slapped one of your breasts - you instantly ached from the burning sensation on your skin, but he didn't even give you a chance to struggle as he shoved his beefy dick into your mouth.

"If you use your teeth, I'll kill you," his statement was so cold-blooded, while the way he thrust down your throat was so damned savage. "Mmm … you take me so fucking well ... "

Whimpering, you concentrated on saving your ability to breathe, helping yourself with both hands as his cock was really huge, you were drooling hard, you could feel the mixture of your liquids running down your chin and falling on the scorching skin of your breasts. From time to time, Bateman would force you to look up at him, because he always liked to see you choking on his dick, with your eyebrows knitted together, and he also liked your high-pitched, pathetic squeals when you struggled to take his length as far as you could.

"My slutty girl … arrghh, so slutty," he croaked, pushing his hips harder against your face and growling as you massaged his tensed sac. "Yes-s, mmhhm … I love your mouth, but I still have to fuck you."

You gasped loudly as he pulled out of your mouth with a squelch, and then Patrick moved away for a short period of time that you used to pull yourself together.

God, you didn't even know what was going to happen next. Just a few minutes later, you were shaking immensely as this bastard plunged a powerful vibrator into your slick pussy and put tight clamps on your sore nipples. To silence your wretched screams, he was about to use a gag, but first he bent down to your face to grab your chin as he craved to make eye contact with you.

"Any last words, slut?"

"Fuck y-you." You retorted in a challenging manner.

Chuckling, Bateman just admired the cunning smile on your face, stroked your cheek for a moment, and then gagged you a little harder than he had planned, but he enjoyed your pitiful whimpers anyway.

Whistling playfully, Patrick positioned himself behind your writhing body as the vibrator buzzed painfully inside your pussy, causing your inner walls to spasm so intensely. After he brought you down to all fours, he quickly spit on your tight asshole, rubbing a few circular motions into it before he began to ram in, causing you to wriggle underneath him in seething pain. It was crazy wet mess, your eyes rolling back in your head as he began to pound into you, his huge dick seemed to be hitting your brain.

"Aw, it hurts, darling? Too bad, argh… you're going to take it until I'm satisfied."

You only manage to mumble some nonsense in reply, finding yourself full as never before and trying to break free, but all Patrick had to do was pull on the chain to keep you close and soon he had you spread out on the floor, pinning you down and holding you there with his massive muscles; his hips rolling against yours, trying to find the most sick angle as he wanted to fuck you into oblivion.

"Shit, you're so fucking tight … gonna fill all your holes," your pathetic attempts to pronounce something only threw gasoline on fire, spurring him to slam into you even harder. "You're going to learn to obey me, my love ... I promise ya."

[doctorkinktraveller]

The sign over the door said “Associated Industries”, but @little-bred-riding-slut knew better. As she pressed the doorbell, she remembered the names people had used for the place online: “The baby factory”, “Pussy Pounding Inc” and some had even referred to it in glowing terms as “The Rape Room”. The thought of those reviews made her pussy leak, it was all so naughty.

She had absorbed every word of the 5 star reviews and glowing testimonials on the website, she was going to have a lot of fun here.

The door opened and a handsome older man in a well tailored suit greeted her with an enquiring “@little-bred-riding-slut ?” She replied with a simple “yes”. He gestured for her to come in as he stepped behind a reception desk.

He pulled a form with her name on it from a folder on the desk and read it in front of her.

“So you have booked for 2 full days & nights”

She nodded

“No specific limits, just safewords if needed”

She smiled, “I couldn’t think of anything I didn’t want to try”- He smiled back, “OK, we will try a lot, but if any of it is too much just use the safe word or shake your head and I will stop immediately”.

He turned back to the form, “No Contraception at all, you want us to breed you?” he said with a raised eyebrow. “Well I can see why I got this gig,” he continued “I’m Steve by the way. I will be your partner for the next 2 days”. - “Oh yes”, she enthused “I want the risk, I might ask you to pull out if I get scared though”.

Taking her hand he kissed it in an old fashioned way and then said “That is your prerogative, but I hope you don’t, putting a baby in you would be a real privilege. Now if you could just sign the disclaimer, here and here.” As she did he asked her “The safe word you were given?”.

“Angel Juice,” she replied immediately. He laughed, “it seems the computer has a sense of humor because we are going to get a lot of juice out of you angel”. She laughed with him as her pussy pulsed from the thoughts it conjured up. “Now where to start…mmm I think The Rape Rack would be perfect”.

He took her by the hand and led her to a door halfway along the corridor behind reception. The whole thing was turning her on so much she was glad she had decided against the thong or going commando. She needed something with a proper gusset to stop the juice running down her legs, as it were they were already soaked through and nothing had happened.

Fuck she was horny! She followed him into the room which looked very bare with bright lights and white walls. “It’s not very homely,” he said, noticing her reaction, “but the light is for video and the rest is wiped clean because sluts like you tend to squirt everywhere”.

“Video?” she asked with surprise in her voice.

“Oh yes, we record everything for everyone’s security. Though we can live stream you to the internet if you like”. Her clit pulsed at the thought of people watching her degradation. “I would like that” she whispered, ashamed of her own perversion.

He took his phone from his pocket, worked the screen and a few seconds later said “There we are, already got 30 regulars watching. I expect we shall get up to around 30,000. Curvy girls are always so popular.”

“Now strip you little @little-bred-riding-slutt”, there was an air of command in his voice and she complied immediately, draping the clothes over a chair in the corner. He stood watching her as she slowly removed her clothes. She noticed the bulge growing in his trousers. “I fucking love my job” he said with a smile.

Once she was completely naked he walked up to her. Grabbed a handful of her hair, pulled her head back and kissed her deeply, the passion and intensity of the kiss flooded through her. The fingers of his other hand immediately invaded her cunt, slipping easily into her wetness.

He broke the kiss and held her head back as he finger fucked her hard and fast. She was overcome with emotions. Kirsten couldn’t believe the way he treated her, like she was his property, an object he owned, a plaything.

This was how she needed to be treated, it was exactly what she had wanted for a very long time indeed. In less than a minute her body was convulsing and cumming on his skilled fingers. Each shudder through her body causing her hair to be pulled and the pain caused her to cum harder and harder. She screamed with the climax. He kept going though, even after a hard cum there was to be no respite. No sooner had her legs stopped shaking from one orgasm than her next climax was approaching. “Squirt you fucking filthy whore”, he said in her ear.

That was enough to cause her to convulse with excitement and her cunt juice to squirt all over the floor like the dirty slags she had watched on porn hub. He let her collapse into his arms and lowered her to the chair. He wandered over and checked his phone.

“Ohh 27,000 already. You are popular”, he said with a smile. She liked his smile.

“Let's check the comments:”

“She needs breeding” -- “you lucky bastard, wish I could knock up a girl like that”

“Wish I could be her” -- “Her tits look great, will look better full of milk”

“Bring her back at nine months, she is going to look so sexy full of baby” -- He smiled at her, “Seems they really do like you, I can’t blame them”.

He slid open a panel in the wall and pulled out a strange contraption. It was a metal frame with leather pads on arms that could be moved around independently. “This”, he said theatrically “is the breeding bench. Though I like to think of it as the Rape Rack, because once you are on here you are going to be helpless and I can do what I want with you”. He adjusted two pads and told her to kneel on them.

Then moved a larger pad for her tummy and got her to lay across that. Two for her elbows and a final one under her chin. It was as though she was kneeling on all fours but suspended off the floor by the rape rack.

Rape Rack, why did that name turn her on? It shouldn’t if she was a nice girl but somehow the thought of being helpless and used by this older man made her cunt drip again. He strapped her down in place she was completely helpless. Unable to move, she started to wonder if this was such a good idea.

He moved in front of her and adjusted her position so that her face was level with the bulge in his trousers. He rubbed his covered cock across her lips and she groaned. She could feel it, smell it but she needed to taste it.

He moved behind her and adjusted her position so his cock would line up with her cunt hole. Whilst he was there he forced a finger into her tight little arsehole “looks tight, I’m going to have fun stretching that” he said as though she were a brainless fuckdoll, which was really all she was now. He walked around in front of her and checked his phone again.

“Oh 85,000 that's a record, more comments”

“breed the bitch”

“cream her cunt”

“Can I eat her out after?”

“Lets see your cock”

“Oh well best not disappoint your audience” he said as he removed his clothes. As his cock sprung free she gasped. It was a good size, 6 or 7 inches but it was thick - really thick. She loved the look of the shiny head popping out from his foreskin. God it looked delicious. “Open wide”, he commanded and she immediately complied.

His thick cock slid down her throat in one move. He held it deep down her throat as she gagged and choked on it, her throat convulsing on his cock in a way that clearly pleased him.

She looked up with her eyes pleading for breath but a cruel smile passed across his face and he reached down and held her nose shut. She struggled for breath, pulling at her restraints. She felt her consciousness ebbing away and her eyes rolled back into her head.

Finally he released her nose and pulled his cock out letting her gasp frantically for breath, her face a total mess of spit & dribble.

He grabbed the phone “A quarter of a million viewers”. He showed her the screen with all the comments on it.

“What a great cock sucker”

“Now knock her up”

“Breed the bitch”

He smiled “Well a quarter of a million people can’t be wrong. It’s time I made you a mom”. Walking round behind her, she lost sight of him for a minute but then she felt the warmth of his cock head against her pussy lips.

She expected him to go slow at first but it was not to be, he slammed into her, his thick hot flesh driving deep into her cunt. He pulled out and then slammed back in, she winced slightly as his cock head banged against her cervix. “Oh god yes” she cried. Something primeval inside her was being awakened, it was the need to breed. His pounding makes the desire for her impregnation stronger.

Every time his cock slammed inside her she craved his seed deep in her womb, this was what she wanted more than anything. She found herself screaming. “Do it you bastard, knock me up”

“Fill my cunt”

“Breed me”

This drove him on, slamming faster and harder into her fuck hole. Her words just became moans and groans as she lost control of her higher functions all she could manage was a “nuurrrgghh” as the most intense climax she had ever felt crashed over her like a tsunami of pleasure.

She begged for his seed. His cock swelled inside her, he plowed in deep and held his cock right against her cervix.

She felt the pulses as wave after wave of potent sperm splashed her insides and he roared with pleasure.

As his cock exploded inside her she just knew her defenseless egg would soon be fertilized. They stayed coupled together for a minute or two as he made sure all his seed was delivered to her receptive womb.

Finally he pulled out and she watched him walk over to his phone, his perfect cock still hard and shiny with their combined juices. “Ohh a 4.995 out of 5 rating, looks like you are very popular amongst our ... .wow..625,000 viewers. You are... internet famous girl”.

He absent mindedly stroked his cock.

“Looks like they want anal next” he said with a smile.

“That’s good because so do I,” she said as she smiled back at him.

It was going to be a perfect weekend.

[footballlover8]

Ben Chilwell x fem!Ødegaard!reader

Summary: It's Norway's national day and he sees her in her bunad for the first time. He's just like 'wow' because she looks breathtaking.

Warnings: Swearing?

Note: English is not my native language. This is unedited

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"Are you ready love?" Ben's voice echoed through the house her family owned.

"Yeah two seconds" She yelled back, finishing off her Bunad

(That’s the one she’s wearing)

She looked at herself in the mirror and smiled, she loved wearing it. It was so unique and quite comfortable, the only thing she absolutely hated was the Bunad shoes. She always carried chafing patches in her purse just in case.

She walked downstairs where Ben was waiting for her, her family had already gone into the city to chat with friends and families, as well as watching the different parades that filled the streets.

Once she reached the bottom of the stairs Ben looked at his beautiful girlfriend. She looked absolutely stunning. How could one look like that.

"You look absolutely gorgeous darling" He spoke walking up to her smiling like a fool.

“Like actually sweetheart, You look so beautiful. I didn’t know you would look this good” He said shocked. He wasn’t lying, she looked ravishing.

"Thank you babe" "You look quite handsome too" She smiled back.

"Handsome enough to get a kiss?" He asked teasingly.

"Hmm, no" She answered simply but before he could say anything she spoke up again.

"You can get as many as you want" She giggled as he smiled.

Leaning in and placing a loving kiss on her soft chapped lips, deepening the kiss by pulling her in by her waist.

"Æsj Kan dokkar slutte å være så jwl cheesy?" (Eww can you guys stop being so fucking cheesy?)

The voice made her pull away and letting out a scream. She turned around to see her older brother laughing at her.

"Oh my days! Jwl dritt unge" Thé girl huffed. (Fucking dickhead)

"Ja enig" Ben nodded making the two Ødegaard siblings laugh. Ben had tried his best to learn a bit Norwegian. (Yes, I agree)

"What are you doing here mate?" Ben asked Martin knowing that he left with the others an hour ago.

"I had to pee" He answered chuckling, the couple laughed at him.

"Are you guys going now?" He asked them

"Yeah, should we wait for you?" His sister asked making him nod.

***

As the Ødegaard family got home again and had dinner outside.

"Ben!" The girl laughed loudly at her boyfriend who was currently trying to do a stand together with her nephews.

Note the word 'trying too' he was totally failing. It looked like he was dying, his hair was a mess and his white button up was green because of the grass he had been laying on.

She laughed hard with Martin's girlfriend helene as Ben and Martin fell over yet again.

"Jesus you two are gonna regret that one day" Lene, her and Martin's mother told the two older boys.

"Yeah your football career is gonna be long gone" Y/N teased.

"Hey, if you weren't wearing a Bunad you would definitely be doing that as well" Her mother told her making the small group laugh as she rolled her eyes.

"They're not wrong babes" Ben said walking over too her and kissing her head.

"Yeah right" She huffed playfully.

"Mamma vi går rett ned på bryggen" She told her mom standing up. (Mom we’re going right down to the shore)

"Oki, vær forsiktig" Lene responded with a soft smile. (Okey be careful)

Y/N grabbed onto ben's hands and dragged him along with her.

"Where are we going?" He questioned with a slight laugh.

"Secret" She replied laughing as she continued dragging him down to the little shore they had outside their house.

“Me and Martin used to play football here all the time, and if the ball got into the ocean the one who last touched it had to go in and get it” She explained smiling at the memory.

“Let me guess, that happened quite often eh?” He asked smiling

“Well yes…but to be fair it’s not the biggest place” She defended herself.

“Plus if storm was with us he would jump in and get it for us” She giggled remembering their German Shepard as a little puppy.

“Poor storm” He shook his head frowning jokingly.

“Oh shut up, he loved it” She smiled placing her hands on his chest.

He smiled down at her, he placed his arms around her waist pulling her into him. She looked up into his beautiful blue eyes.

“I love you” He whispered leaning down towards her lips.

“I love you too” She closed the gap between the two.

@y/n.ødegaard

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y/n.ødegaard:Gratulerer med dagen❤️🇳🇴

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benchilwell:Gratulerer med dagen! Jeg elsker deg❤️(Happy constitution day! I love you❤️)

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y/n.ødegaard: Jeg elsker deg å❤️ (I love you too❤️)

User62:Thé way he looks at her😻

Sophieamelia:I love you babe❤️

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Kaihavertz29: I guess I’m just invisible?

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y/n.ødegaard: I love you too❤️ @kaihavertz29 stop acting like a baby

erling.haaland: Gratulerer med dagen🇳🇴

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User3:She’s so pretty😻

User7:I want to look like her!😫

User55:Ben is so luckyyyyyy

User35: I want a relationship like theirs😫

User:Awww he came to norway with her for the constitution day🥹

Masonmount:Missing my chilly😢

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y/n.ødegaard: Suck it up🖕

User1:Poor mase and Kai😭

Odegaard.98: ❤️❤️❤️

[nanathott]

i play jujutsu legends dark seige and the day they uraume iis the day u start playing methinks (BUT LOOK AT THE FUCKING OUTFUTS IF U CAN. SHOKOS ETHERAL GODDESS FIT AND GOJOS GOLDEN FIT OHHHHH THEY ARE AO. SO RAHHHHHHHHH TOJI HAS A FIT TOO AND I CANT SEE THE FULL BODY BUT BASED ON THE NAME AZURE HOLIDAY IM GOING CRAZY I PRAY HES IN SLUTT LITTLE SWIM WEAR SO I CAN SEE HIS SCARS)

ILL CHECK OUT THE FITS TY ANON🫡🫡 ur right tho, if they ever add uraume ill be all over that game in an instant loll

[babywantsout2]

Anyone who believes @secretcheesecakebear is a woman who out of the blue is pregnant with twins is an idiot lol. That's a guy. He used to be called Iwantitsobadly before getting caught and changing his name.

Here's a list of people who do the same shit in this community

@mrsdykstra4241

@little-bred-riding-slutt

@maddielovespregnancy

Reblog this and let people know. Enough is enough with these clowns

[not-so-bad]

27/12/2000, 17:23

"Anatoliy, kom hit." An older man with dirty blonde hair, clearly Anatoliy's father, calls him over, though he's not sure where the child is.

Anatoliy quietly walks into the room, picking at the scratches on his arms as he nervously looks at his father. "Hm?"

"Slutt å klø, dumme gutt," he hisses, standing up and walking closer to the little boy. "Hvorfor er du våken?"

[ohimsummer]

you’re really going to LEAVE SATORU BEHIND. . .?

— angst no comfort sawry </3, poly! stsg breakup scene (mentioned briefly in this), geto x reader

cutting through the bustling crowd, satoru’s fervent cries reach your ears—desperate words imbedding themselves in your skin.

“suguru! y/n! come on, what do you two think you’re even doing? this is so drastic, you know this is stupid!”

you fathom how suguru makes it look so easy, ignoring gojo so effortlessly and not even breaking his stride. how does geto just not acknowledge him? he has to also be hurting on the inside?

“guys, don’t do this.” the hurt in satoru’s voice is like knives in your chest. “just—just come here, we can talk about this. there has to be another way!”

there isn’t any other solution in you and suguru’s minds. killing off all non-sorcerers was the only way to make the world a better place for people like you. people like satoru and shoko and nanami. as long as you let these lower classes—monkeys, as suguru spits out—continue to live on in their ugly and useless little lives, then earth was a doomed planet. this needed to be done, you knew it needed to be done, and yet…

“y/n! y/n, sweetheart, baby, please, please, please, come back. i can’t lose both of you, please!”

it was hard enough already, but satoru targeting you specifically just makes this all the more difficult.

“suguru…” your fist tightens in geto’s black shirt, directing wide and teary eyes to his indifferent features, about to turn and meet satoru’s eye when a hand gently holds the back of your head.

“i know it’s hard.” suguru finally speaks, still moving forward. “but gojo doesn’t understand this, my love. just keep going. you have to be strong. he’ll be grateful when we finally change the world for the better.”

and his words make sense, they always make sense. so, through nails in your palms, clenched eyelids, and tears, you continue ahead with suguru. and eventually you can no longer hear satoru’s cries at all.

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[chrissturnsfav]

✮✮ ── ♪♪ introducing . . . rapper!chris

𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢$ ── handsy. sativa slut. dior sauvage. baggy jeans. hella heart eyes for singer!reader. boston accent. chrome hearts fanatic. intimidating. your initial tatted on his thumb. ass > tits. resides in calabasas. gift-giver. has a chain with your initial. silly when he wants to be. fresh love. best dick in the industry. radiates confidence. protective. owns a lighter with your ass on it.

𐙚𐙚 ── ♫♫ introducing . . . singer!reader

✧ ── pop princess. baby pink. little bows. words of affirmation. total girly girl. dirty martinis. chic designer. angelic. clingy. resides in calabasas. sweetheart. a little shy. dior makeup. pink lip gloss. 'made in heaven' tramp stamp. confident on stage. over the moon for rapper!chris. gold dainty jewelry. mini skirts and ballet flats. vanilla scents. draws heart shapes on chris' cheeks. sassy girl. chronic hand holder. occasional weed smoker. heart-shaped lollipops. best advice giver.

𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿'��� 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲: u don't even wanna know how long this took me to make...but i hated my old introduction so i made a new one :') i'm going to redo my fuckgirl!reader x loser!matt one tmr

thank you for reading!! <3

inspiration: my baby @secretlocket

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[maemaynotfound]

DNF fanfic 🤭

WARNING

it’s spicy 🥵

anyway enjoy!!!

Dreams pov:

I sighed and shook my head with a smile covering my face. I watched him get loose on the dance floor. I was so happy to have him. I kept my eyes on him at all times. I knew my little brunette looked attractive, but I didn’t want any man to get handsy with my boyfriend. I looked down at my glass sighed, and smiled.

I noticed a man with black hair, tall, but not as tall as me, blue eyes, dancing with my waisted boy, I didn’t want to seem overbearing, or paranoid to him I just kept a close eye. He could be straight.. he could be just dancing with him, letting him have fun…

I had to remind and reassure myself as my whisky was making my head fuzzy, I had to fight every urge with my sober mind to not interfere with my boyfriend's fun. My eyes never left them as I bit my tongue hard feeling my jealousy rise as the alcohol was slightly affecting me more. I watched the random guy's hands go to his waist making me lose my shit. I got up and I pushed through people and took George's wrist gently pulling him back to me. “Hey, dude leave him alone.. alright? Dance with someone else. He just wants to have fun tonight, don't ruin that…” I glared at the guy he smirked and took George’s hand. “why can I not dance with him? He’s having fun, Aren’t you..?” I looked down at George.

I saw him look up at me with a drunken smile he then spoke. “Yes..” He giggled as he got out of my grasp and wobbled back over to the other guy. I saw a gleam in his eyes. I bit the inside of my cheek, as I gave him a suspicious glare. I walked back to my seat, picked up my glass, and took a long sip holding my glass of whisky tight. I watched my boy and this man dance. I felt my blood boil.

I watched my boyfriend get flirty and handsy with the stranger, I swung my head back, took the rest of the shot, slammed my glass on the bar, grabbed my coat off the back of my stool, and grabbed his arm harshly.

“We are going home. Now.”

I demanded as I rushed him out of the bar throwing cash on the bar, took him out to the car, opened the door, pushed him down. Got in on the driver's side. I didn't stop to buckle myself as I put in the key and turned it quickly shifting the gear to Drive and pushing my foot down on the gas. I looked at the road and raised my voice. “what the fuck was that George?!”

I looked at him for a second or two and turned back to the road, I was pissed. I let my foot push down at the pedal harder as I

growled, as I was speeding down the road. I heard him giggle as the car sped up he knew I was pissed.

George pov:

I knew how alcohol made him have a shorter fuse, I wanted to tease him, I loved it when he got angry, It was hot how the veins in his neck bulged and his knuckles and the veins in his hands were more pronounce as he clutched the stirring w

wheel,I loved the way they looked, The way he got aggressive turned me on in ways I only dream of. I felt my body shiver as he sped up, it made my body feel good. When he yelled I bit my lip as I smirked up at him after he looked away. I giggled drunkenly. Hearing his growl made me shiver.

I giggled again as my hand traveled down to his thigh, inching dangerously close to his groin. I felt his muscles tense as he slammed on the breaks. His head whipped to look down at me, his gaze soul-piercing his stare cold, and bone-chilling as I shivered at the feeling of my body getting more excited as I felt bratty.

“What's wrong baby?” I asked in an innocent drunken tone, putting on an act. “Don’t fucking ‘baby’ me. You know what you’re doing you little slutt. You’re pissing me off on purpose. You're messing with me, You like that don't you? You like it when I'm yelling at you, degrading you.” He growled glaring down at me, I giggled as I looked up at him I squeezed his thigh and went up his leg further as my fingertips grazed his growing erection, his bigger hand gripped my wrist harshly, his nails digging into my skin his strength almost cutting my circulation off. “Don't. you. dare.”

He took his foot off the breaks and pushed down on the gas. “If you touch me one more time you will not get what you want.”

I wanted to touch him just to test him, but I wanted to get what I wanted so I huffed crossing my arms looking away from him. “Don’t get pouty with me george you put yourself in this fucking position..” He growled and sped faster with all the pressure from his foot on the grass as you could hear the wind whistling and the engine just burning the gas away as It was all so loud.

If I couldn’t touch him… Then, I’ll touch myself..

…………………

I would give you link but wattpad took down my Dnf smutshots book for the 4-5 time 😭

-Mae<3

[harleehazbinfics]

I like to think that with the cannibal chef overlord spin off that Chef has a 5 star restaurant and it’s Hell’s Kitchen (love that show) and when she’s not with Alastor or the others she’s kinda like Gordon with her employees (btw the souls she owns) idk I think that would be so funny!

Like Alastor sees her working and yelling at everyone and he just has heart eyes 😍

A moment in Hell's Greatest Kitchen [Cannibal Chef!Reader Spin-off]

a/n: ngl, i loved writing this. thank you for the ask!

Cannibal chef! reader m.list | Author profile

"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! CAN'T YOU PREPARE A SIMPLE MEAL?"

I flinch at the sound as I almost cut my finger from chopping the vegetables. I peeked out of lashes to see my boss cussing out my co-workers while they cooked sweating profusely from the heat and the insults being thrown at them.

"EVERYONE CLEAN YOUR STATIONS! IT LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN PIGSTY HERE. I'M RUNNING A RESTAURANT, NOT SOME ESTABLISHMENT WHERE YOU BRAIN DEAD LITTLE PIGGIES CAN SHIT IN."

I immediately threw my peels in the bin and wiped the counter then placing my knives back to their drawer.

This was my boss. Hell's largest Cannibal Overlord, (y/n). Aside being a household name in hell to be wary of, she was also a well-respected chef. I idolized her even before we died. I lived during her era and even got the opportunity to work in her restaurant when we were alive. It was tough to get in and work with her, but it was tougher to stay there. Thankfully, luck was on my side to work with her for 6 years before her death.

She was as mean as she was before, however, I do get jumpy at loud noises. She was tough on us, prioritizing the customer's satisfaction and cleanliness around the

Even after she was outed as a cannibal and was executed I devoted myself to her and followed after her. Which led me here.

"You! Daniel! Pick up the pace! Table's 5 and 10 are done with their appetizers," she yells at me making me flinch and nod.

"Yes, chef!" I replied making her give me a nod of acknowledgement. i blush while doing my duties as I replay her calling my name in my head. 'She remembers me!' I scream giggling in my head.

"Pardon me. I apologize for getting in your way," the tall red deer demon apologizes after bumping into me, I nod dismissing it and stirred the pot I already seasoned.

He gives me a tight-lipped smile and walks forward to a corner to avoid getting in our way. He stares at Chef (y/n) with adoring eyes and a large smile as she pinched a sinner by the ear and twisting it then screaming on it. Which the red hair only gives out a dreamy sigh.

That was Alastor, the Radio Demon. He and my boss had a very special relationship, it's quite intimate from what I've seen. From what I heard, Alastor approached Chef (y/n) and submitted his soul to her, and from then on, they were inseparable. Chef had a soft side when it came to him, she'd latch on to him and lean on him even often baby talking to him. It had us all stunned when she first introduced Alastor to us, her change in demeanor was very telling she liked him a lot.

So, whenever we were in a pinch.

"Uh! Chef! Sir Alastor is here!" another sinner tells her, in an attempt to save our co-worker.

You then turn to the direction they pointed and skipped towards the deer, "Alastor, honey!" she greets before giving him a kiss.

The sinners in the back on their knees thanking the Radio Demon for saving their asses.

"Good morning, madam," he greets holding onto her waist, "A lively morning, isn't it?"

"It's better now with you around," (y/n) coos as she snuggles deeper into his embrace.

And this is how every morning in Hell's Kitchen. Gore, Food and Love.

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[devil-luc]

He groaned as she clawed his back" hey you want my wife to notice i fuck other girls you good for nothing bunny? I will teach you how to behave and be discrete during cheating sex!" He pushed his hip down and rammed all of his cock inside her, spreading her wide and entering her womb with his tip." You slutts little bunny i will fuck your brains out so hold onto me and try to stay awake!" He started fucking her hard and fast the room was instantly filled with lewd Sounds. He loved how she clawed him out of control

Bon getting ready to exercise in a new gym she just join as she looks around "not that much people are here is this a new gym?" She asked herself as she stands up and looks at where she should start first. What she didn't know that someone is watching all her movements.