#he is DISMISSED 😉😌

[twnj]

Temari and Shikamaru from @servenna 's holiday fic 'Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice' on ao3 👀

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Come 👋 again? 👎 The bar 🍹 falls silent. 🤐 No 🚫 one 🕐 dares to make ✋ a sound, as you 👉😰 have 🈶 just said 💬 a very 😲 poor choice of words 🆖 at a very 👌 dangerous time. 🕚🕚 I 😀😀😀 remain 😥 slumped over the bar, not looking back 🔙 to you. 👈 One hand limply holding 👫 an almost 💸 empty bottle, 🍼 the other hand 🖐🏻 cradling my head. 💆‍♂️ I 😀😀😀 repeat the question, ❓❔ this time ⏰ louder. Come again?! 😬 You can hear 👂 me slur the words, 🆖 the sentence 😤 sounds like a real struggle 🥵 for 👨 me to get out. I’m 💘💘 clearly 💯 intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls 🧻😉 down 🏽 your face 👹 as you realize 🤨 you 🙇🏻‍♀️ might 📷 have just fucked 😩 up 🏃🏾👴🏾✌🏿 in a very major way. 😸 Everyone else 👤 in the bar 🍫 is pretending 🤗 to not ❌ notice 👀🧐 what is going 🌲 on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes 🤪 are closed and he’s 👨 muttering something to himself. A handful 🤚 of people 👶 hurriedly leave. 🍂🔜 One 🕐 person 💅 looks 👀 back ↪️ at you, a look of sorrow on 👎 their face. They 💁 almost say something, 😅 but 📷 shake 🥤 their head 💆 and cast ✨👾🤖 their eyes down ↘️ to the floor, 💥💻💥 and leave. But 🤙 not you. 💯👉 You stand, 🕴🏻 petrified. A quick 🏃 look at me 😳 reveals I’m 👟 still at the bar. You look 🎱 to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s 😹 not, there’s not. 👏🚫 Your 👉🍚 fate was sealed the moment you 👈 opened your 👉 mouth. Mother fuck.. what did you say?! I slowly rise 💹 from 💥💰 my stool and being to lumber over 🔁 to you. 👈 I 😊😊😊 look 👁️‍🗨️ a mess. My 🚪🧀 hair is unkempt, I haven’t 🙅‍♀️ shaved in 😷 what 😦 looks like 💞👨‍❤️‍👨 months, 🈷️ there 😌 are dark heavy bags 🛄 under 😡 my eyes, my shirt is stained and has 😂 holes in it, and I’m 👀💰 missing 🧦 a shoe. 👞 But 📷 the main thing you 👈 notice 👀🧐 is the gun tucked into my 👨🙋 jeans, 😎 and my massive 🌐 muscle arms ⚔️ that look like 🌸 they 👥👩 were 😫🏻 made 😹😹😹😹 for punching. You know 🎓 that 👀 song 🦞 about 🧚‍♀️ the boots that were ➕ made 💪💪💪💪 for 👌🕓 walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots 👞 it’s my 😎 muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. 👊 As I 🙋 drunkenly sway over 🤬 to you, 👉 you 👈🏼 think 🙄👨💭 of your family… 👨‍👦 Will 🍌 they mourn you, or will 👊👻 they 💁 try 💪😥 and forget 🧠 this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever 📞 happened 👉 to their 🎉 family? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 Your 👀 thoughts 🤔 are cut short as I 😀😀 now 💏 stand 🧍‍♂️🙅‍♂️⛔ face to face with you. I grab your 😥🏼 face and pull you 👈 even 💅 closer. 🤡➡️ Playin?! There ❤️😘✨ was nothing playing… no playing 🤹🏻‍♀️ you 🥶 fuck. 👉 No playing… it was real.. the realest thing 👏🙅 I’ve ever know.. 🚫😱 felt… Love. I 👀 loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I 🤙 loved all three 👌🏻 of em… 🔥😂📬 but they…My face 🧑‍🦲 is wet 💧 with tears and I’m 😂👌🏼 blinking constantly in 👉 vain to hold them 🤬 back. They 👥 left me… 😷 left… Almost instantly the sadness leaves my 👏 face and is replaced with pure 😘 anger. Playin? Playin?! My hand ☝ leaves 🏃‍♂️ your ✨ face 😸 and starts to head 💆‍♂️ to what 🤤🤤🤤 you think is the gun. 💀 You 🏿🤗 close 😍 your 🗨️ eyes and see 👀 God looking 👀 at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you 👈 brought this upon yourself 💖🍄✨🌳💞🥺🧚✨ dude.’ 😎😂 He 💁‍♂️ says as he 👥 waves 🌊 his hands at you dismissively. But 🤔 instead 😳 of the gun, 💀 my hands 🖖 grab ✊ yours. 😑 Your eyes jolt open 📭 and the anger 😠 is gone from my 👪👣 face. There 🤚🏼 is only 😦 sadness. Left ✌️ me… 🙄 * I 👓 fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, 😮😳 grow up. You 👉 say before 💰😩 you 🏃 leave 🍂🔜 the bar 🍷 but are hit almost immediately 😤 from a car and are killed upon 💯👦 impact.

[kaeyafanclub]

hi i saw that you do headcanons and requests. Can u do some kazuha nsfw gender neutral hc? If u dont its ok and sorry and have a nice day!

No No it's okay I can do them, Anon. Thx for the request!

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Is pansexual because he believes that anyone he chooses to bed should not be dismissed based on something like gender or identity

Is a master at oral sex

Has a thing for blonds😉

Uses his poetic lyricism to to lull you into orgasming

Missed having threesomes with Tomo. They would travel around Inazuma picking up willing participants to manhandle for the night. Tomo likes to take the mouth, while Kazuha always takes the back

Prefers masculine partners

Likes his nipples sucked

Even surprised himself that he was able to fuck a Fatui mirror maiden

Was having coitus with a willing participant, one on one, and came in the person. Unfortunately, he didn't have good control of his vision and accidently blew a gust of air inside them too. He had an epiphany of a new kink: Breeding/ pregnancy😨

The smell of vanilla turns him on most

Likes to give more than receive

Smoked Naku Weed before performing and it had to be the second worst experience of his life

Is a sub but can easily dominate

Has been able to last 45 minutes without break

Favorite position is missionary because he loves watching his partner's reactions

Does not want to be tied down by a relationship until he is in his later years

Enjoys almost getting caught in public. Really desires that rush of being in the act outside because Tomo opened up the idea to him

Recites poetry during rough sex

"Serviced" Beidou when trying to convince her to extend his stay on the Alcor

Wished he had a bigger wee-wee, but can still dick you down with ease

Enjoys being choked

Thighs or Breast < Personality 😌