#he having some problemsss

[beeholyshit]

the 3 genders of dragon ball ocs

[slashingdisneypasta]

Shere Khan x Tiger!Reader || Drabble

Plot: Kaa tries to hypnotise you to fall in love. Will he succeed?

Warnings: Non-Con (Not in an inherently sexual way tho) and some yandere behaviour.

I'm not sure this one makes sense... lemme know if it did!

~

The last thing you remember is the colour in Kaa’s eyes. You don’t even remember what you were doing with him, what you were talking about- just that one moment they were yellow and the next they were… shifting. Shades of blue and yellow and green, all going around and around… and around…

And you couldn’t look away, your brain was going fuzzy and all you could hear - all that existed in that moment, - was Kaa’s voice, the S’s drawing themselves out here and there. You aren’t even quite sure what he was saying, but you felt it was important, and you were taking it to heart, feeling yourself give a few slow, tired nods. Yes… okay… yes… “I… love… “

“Yessss… You’re in love with- Sh- Sssshere Khan!”

“Shere Khan?” You repeat, suddenly snapping out of your trance as a large paw lands on your back for a moment, bringing you back to reality. Blinking, you look delicately to your side and up- where Shere Khans face is peering inquisitively at you; As if asking if you’re okay. Shere Khan…

Immediately you feel relief flood you as total wakefulness floods your system. “Oh my god,” You breath out, looking down at the ground. What the hell!?-

“What Kaa, may I ask, was that?” Shere Khan asks, mirroring your thoughts. What happened? What was Kaa trying to do to you? Your heart’s absolutely hammering in your chest right now, eyes wide and horrified as the reality of what could have just happened, what could have been done to you, sets in. When you look at the snake at fault, he’s looking sheepish and guilty, coiling away from your mate.

God, you can’t even breathe.

“I- I- I- Well I was jusssst… helping Y/N out with sssome persssonal problemsss! You know, nightmaresss, and ssssuch- “

Shere Khan cuts him off, and you can’t help looking up to him again; Seeing how deeply upset he is that you could have been hurt. And, yes, as suspected- He looks murderous. “Kaa… I don’t care for being lied to, you know.”

“Yesss, I know!” Kaa nods intently, a sick and panic-stricken smile on his face. His eyes flicker to you a little bit, an odd look on his face as if he’s attempting to read you - see if his evil little trick took, - but most of his attention is on Shere Khan. “Thatsss why I would never!-  “

“You know, I always knew you were a cowardly little freakshow,” Shere Khan begins, cutting the snake off again as he starts to creep around Kaa; His tail intertwining momentarily with yours before he leaves you, as a comfort- He’ll be back. He’s not leaving you. “But I didn’t think you would try and steal from me… That’s a tad stupid, even for you… “

Kaa’s eyes follow the tiger stalking around him, so large it almost didn’t matter that he couldn’t totally encircle his victim like a snake could- if Kaa even so much as stretched then one of Shere Khan’s paws would snap out and catch him.

“Oh, Ssshere Khan, you don’t really think I would try to sssteal Y/N from you, do you? That’s crazy, ha ha- “The little guilty chuckle he gives makes your stomach roll, and you can’t help stepping back a bit, feeling truly unsafe- especially when Kaa glances at you again. It feels like those eyes are all over you. Creeping on you. But Shere Khan’s eyes own eyes, dangerous and terrifying as they are, are piercing into Kaa.

You’re safe as long as he’s with you.  

That doesn’t stop your heart from beating wildly inside your chest, the fear of that near-miss still at the forefront of your mind.

“Kaa… I don’t believe I said anything about you trying to steal my mate, from me… “

Kaa looks like he suffers a small stroke, hearing that. His mouth drops open, and excuses fall out like a waterfall of culpability. “No… no no, you did! I thought- becaussse you sssaw me with Y/N- that that wasss where you were going, w-with- “

“Tut tut tut, my slithery fellow. You really are just making things worse for yourself, you know? Look, I’ll do you a favour, after all this is only the first time you’ve tried to wrong me… I’ll let you live. But- “When your eyes widen once again and snap to Shere Khan’s, about to ask what the hell?? He’s going to spare him!? Does he know what could have happened to you!? he looks to you and flashes a little, sinister smile. “Don’t worry Y/N, he won’t get away with it entirely. No, no. We’ll leave a reminder for him, not to bother you again.” Why is Shere Khan being this way? This isn’t like him. Why wont he kill Kaa??

Well, it’s up to you then, if he really won’t do it. “If you won’t destroy him, I will- “

“No, no, no, my love,” This time Shere Khan’s paw comes down on top of yours as he ends up beside you again, and you look up to find his face rearing close to yours. He speaks quietly now, only to you. Kaa stands by, glancing towards some bushes and considering whether he can escape while your mate’s full attention is on you. “Trust me, this will be more than enough. I promise.”

“I- I-… “Sighing, feeling uneasy and unsure, you lower your head. “I suppose… I trust you.”

Shere Khan gives a larger grin over your head at that, before using a claw to lift your chin again. He searches your eyes, and you get lost in his. “Perfect.”

Then he asks you how many knots you think he can make with Kaa’s body and detaches from you- and you can breath again. You do trust him. He’s Shere Khan. You’ve always loved him.

~

A few good, long minutes later the two of you are finished and are walking away from the beat-up python. You don’t know it but you’re being watched, a couple of vultures overhead so high in the trees that you can’t even hear them catching the sight of you both.

Shere Khan gives your face a nuzzle and you reciprocate it with a kiss to the side of his nose and one of the birds gasps, seeing it. “What!??”

“What!?”

“What was that!?”

“What was what?”

“That- that Y/N givin’ Shere Khan a smooch!”

“They did no such thing, no way.”

“They did, they did! Look, they’re still there!”

Both the birds look down again, and the two tigers are disappearing into the brush but the sight of two striped tails twisting together is clear as day in the greenery. The second vulture gasps, this time.

“WHAT!?”

“Keep it down, wouldja? Yeesh!”

“What was that!?”

“I don’t know, that was my question!”

“Y/N’s always been in love with that panther, right?? They’re always together! I actually was thinkin’ Y/N hated Shere Khan!”

“Oh but old Khanny-Boy always had a bit of a thing for them, didn't he! And oh yah- Y/N's for sure in love with the panther!”

“Then WHATS THAT!?”

“Oh don’t start that again!”

And no one sees this part, least of all you, but later that evening once you’ve fallen to sleep with your mate, Shere Khan stays awake- watching you. His eyes are brighter than ever as he stares, a sick grin across his face.

Finally, he thinks with a silent chuckle as he shakes his head. It worked. He’s got you.

[raktanag]

When Kalyan's activity is eventually found out by the teachers and headteacher

"Mr Vishvaas, what have you got to say in your defense?"

"That i am doing you a favor by hearing out thessse poor fellows and help letting out some sssstress and passt issues. I only asssk for a nice lunch or dinner in return. You'd have less Overblot problemsss if you'd hire a therapisssst... Jussst saying"

The teachers: "He has a point..."

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 7X2 Hello, Cruel World

well this is gonna be interesting

I have it on Some Authority this episode is also decent

oho right where last we ended

oh bobby

also knowing he dies :(

shit the leviathan goop looks SO COOL

are they seriously making fun of THEIR OWN PLOT

Saint Dean is important there

"set dressing"

Jeez, Cas's poor vessel

oh no the water

just

yeet in there

boy it does either feel arthurian

or canadian

Wait

Dean forgave cas basically with none of the justification, while Cas was just trying to do something for Dean?

I

wait when you put it that way

noooo the trenchcoat

noo Cas

he bundles it up

bruh Dean is like....crying

I don't like that zoom in

this looks so picturesque

a H SHIT THE WATER

"old black water" O H SHIT

honestly it reminds me of one of their first episodes

"hydrate and uh...protein..ate"

AWWWW

those stitches are so gnarly though

full blown hallucination wheeee

"I wasn't hiding, I just wasn't talking about it" S A M

ah yes smash cut to heavy drinking

"it had to be a mess Sam, or you wouldn't believe it was your life" O H

oh boy creepy kid

AHAHAA

DEAN DOESN'T SAY HIS PROBLEMSSS

Denial

ah Cas

he doesn't wanna think about Cas

it's kinda telling he prioritizes Sam and not anything about him

ah the spiderman thing

the villain concept is good though

aw she's so tired looking

take it easy, yeah I feel like that might not work

was that...flirting?

This is like...the first case they've worked in a WHILE

Dean you can be a lil...overbearing

This is a cool concept/conversation

well...there went the nice doctor

ah shit the kid watched Dr Sexy

ah SHE TOOK HIS BODY

ah shit not the old lady

hey maybe that paranoia paid off

HE DOESN'T WANNA ASK AHAHAA

in some ways, this is a worse show, but also

it's SO Much less painful to watch

HE'S EATING THE ORGANS

wHY

HE WIPED HIS MOUTH

boy mans is quite threatening

is lucifer playing golf

Sam's doing great

"can't take it anymore" "cleaning guns" yeesh

ah shit that hallucination

SHERIFF MILLS

that's what it took oh my god

they don't know each other

she's got a friend

and now sam has been left along uhoh

ah shit the goddamn hospital

the no vocal chords was FUCKED

TAKES HIS BEER

boy Sam looks FUCKED

already autopsied?

huh they're rly pushing Jody and Bobby

I mean it's not...Horrible

Dean you are NOT helping

"you are never gonna be ok sam" that sounds like personal experience also DEAN

ah shit it wasn't Dean

hallucination

dammit

Just killing...everyone

oh no

"you're out of control"

OH HE'S JUST MAKING IT WORSE

Morning Star

very funny

He's trying to get Sam to come back so he can bat him around the cage a bit

well there's confirmation

that...looks so much like among us

ah yes which one is the Real Dean

the gun apparently makes him feel better

that's a terrifying thought

the pain feels different

ohhh that's neat

boy that's fucked up, the pain thing

once again the divinity

oh shit is this the other business?

did they torch the auto shop?

AND THE HOUSE

ah the torch guy

Dean what the FUCK

Dean oh my god

bruh you're like certifiably insane

boy they really are insanely competent

Dean keeps getting chucked around

THAT'S WHEN HIS LEG BREAKS??REALLY?

ah shit and luci's back

of course he survives

1. ok so the leviathans(unkillable, black goop, infect normal people, hungry for parts, the hospital subplot, even infecting Cas) are actually....kinda cool? like they're legit villains but they're trying to be. Like they're Just Evil and that's it.

2. the look and feel of the hallucinations was really cool. Like I like how it shifted, how it moved, how they took turns, how Sam had to contend with two different worlds telling him opposite information. Neat

3. Discussion of uh...insanity was kinda wack. what I got from this was that Dean is fucked but is very good at continuing to work regardless(that whole Cas thing, hm?) and no one can decide how to address insanity. Tbh tho, that felt true to life. People have their own interpretations and explanations they can live with.

4. Jody! I'm glad she's here! and yeah they're doing Bobby/Jody, but they're kinda cute? Idk they're a good duo either way

5. huh and they're going to the hospital

[raktanag]

Kalyan was slowly getting acquainted with his dorm mates, some took their beastman heritage a little too seriously and some other were more chill and friendly. Especially the little cubs he secretly helped, for an affordable price of course.

What if...?

"Well I could take the younger cubs and the friendliest ones with me and partake in your party"

Especially if they wanted to make a roast, he could never say no to some good roasted meat. He flashed a fanged smile "Sssign me up for it, Kalim. I'll be there at... Hmmm"

He pulled out a little diary in which he had a couple names and time written.

"I'll be free after half passst nine. I have to, errr... Help a couple of my ssstruggling classmates. Poor cubs. They have ssso much stress on their shoulders"

Shaking his head, he put the diary back in his pocket, sighing. "Luckily for them, i have many ways to help younger cubs. I'm a fasst learner and a good listener for all their problems"

He leaned in with an ear to ear fanged smile "If you have problemsss as well or some of your dorm matesss have, I'll be glad to help"

raktanag​:

There he was.

Kalyan Vishvaas.

Nineteen years old and only first year. Everyone asked him, staff included, why he waited so long to attend the college, he always answered “It’s complicated, you’d get bored” or “Family issssues” with that little lisp of his.

He was sorted in Savanaclaw with the beastmen. At first, he felt really unease and almost panicked when Leona detected snake scent on him, but then he sighed in relief when the Half Lion brushed it off.

He was good with potion making and a real talent with plant knowledge, he could tell the difference between plants just by their smell or shape, but didn’t tell much about his family or where he’d come from.

“The East” he answered. Just that. Nothing else.

That day, he was practicing his magic and agility for the tournament, when he was approached by Scarabia’s Dorm Leader Kalim Al-Asim, who invited him for dinner.

“Oh…!” He piped up, being an absolute glutton, he’d never refuse such invitation. “The other Sssavanaclaw Students sssay I’d fraternize with the other dorms… But I never ssay no to free food”

But where were his manners? He joined hands, bending forwards “Kalyan Vishvaas, at your ssservice”

Kalim hadn’t met anyone who had started late before. And, well, maybe his starting late and this person’s starting late weren’t exactly the same thing, but it still made him happy. People had given him some strange looks when he had enrolled. Was he getting the same treatment? It would be good to reach out and make sure that everything was going well for him. Kalim was sure he would want that if the roles were reversed. Without Jamil here he wasn’t sure how he would have adapted to life at Night Raven College. 

“My name is Kalim! Kalim Al Asim! It’s so nice to meet you!” 

There’s a soft laugh that escapes him at the other’s words, and he runs a hand through his hair. What was wrong with socializing with other dorms? They were all here to learn, after all. And they can learn a lot from people who excel at things they might not. He saw how effective that was when the Octavinelle trio helped with their studying and training. It seemed like a change in perspective really helped things make more sense. 

“The guys in Savanaclaw really are funny! Fraternizing with other dorms? Aren’t we all just here to learn and make friends? Oh! We should have a party! Yeah! Your whole dorm can come over and eat with us! It would be a great way to get everyone more acquainted! Do you think that they would like that? Hey, Im sure after all the physical training you guys do that you are sure to be hungry. We could do a roast!“