#he has not

[imagine-darksiders]

Very embarrassed human survivor: Okay here goes... Ulthane.

Ulthane: Hm?

Human: So, as you know, some of the people in this tree have been here for.... almost a month now.

Ulthane: Aye.

Human: And... that means... some of us are approaching a very critical time of said month... and we've noticed that we're short on... certain pretty crucial supplies.

Ulthane [fist on his chest] Just say the word. If there's somethin' you need, one of us makers'll go out and find it for you.

Human:

Ulthane: So... What are you short on?

Human: Have you ever heard of... um... femininehygieneproducts?

[fuckitweebtime]

My weekly check in to see if dabi has shown up yet

[s1llycilantro]

i feel like in a normal au armin was the friend who was unhealthily obsessed with a new fandom like every few months/years (cough autistic) so like no matter what u talk abt that mf is getting war flashbacks. Climbed through the trenches of amino, survived the tumblr sexyman wars of 2012, listened to be my bad boy religiously, like he really did it all.

[dipperpinesrpblog]

dipper, answer honestly and very sincerely.

do you watch anime? what's your favorite? do you prefer anime serials or anime movies? answer. I know you're hiding something...

what? isn’t that the stuff soos watches? i don’t Think i’ve ever watched anime..?

[hasspartacusdoneanythingwrong]

Day 790

@haspaulbunyandoneanythingwrong care to explain this?

[scuggle]

this one might be offensive, but i've censored the slur that kel unfortunately says

i wonder if he's been forgiven by the roblox team

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[wormspoodle]

compiled some things

[httyd-art-requests]

He's doing very important research

( @caps-clever-girl thank you for the hilarious tags, I giggled out loud when I saw them)

[ID in alt text]

(Part 1) (Part 2)

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[cowboysmp3]

there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.