#he got the developers to mess with him.

[microwave-works]

ALMOST JUSTAXFSCREAMED MY LUNGS OUT WATCHUNG LIKE MY 10000TH JERMA COMPILATION AND HES PLAYING STALEY PARABLE IM GOINBG TO. IM NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. IT WAS A CLI0 DURING THE SKIP BUTTON ENDING IMGOING TO CRY.

[emacrow]

John is salty as fuck.

How the fuck Red Robin got a Favor Ticket from the infinite realm?!?

He has been spending a 4 year and 8 months trying to figure the right ritual to summon that bastard right. All he gets is a dog sized looking green blob ball thing looking thing that take one look at him, say oooo and disappears on him, and yet the coffee obsessed robin figured it out in one shot to save batman?!?

Fuck this! He ignoring batman asking questions about the infinite realm, he need hardcover 99% alcohol liquor right the fuck now.

He sticks his middle finger as he leaves through the portal, closing it on his way out as he plop onto his bed in the house of mysteries, groaning out his frustration.

If John was paying attention, he wouldn't notice several dozen blob ghosts laying on his back, silently oooing on his slowly developing core.

Meanwhile

In crime city, Jason had given trying to removed this greenish lazarus pit cat sized goop off him for the last 6 hours. None of the robin seem to see it beside Cass, but the rage seem to be sipping away.

Part 2 here <-

[meddlehaven]

idk what to caption this💀💀💀 they’re so dumb

[legolasghosty]

🐑 Alternate Universe- Magic, Mutual Pining, Demonic possession, Furbies

Oh dear...

Alex is attending one of the most prestigious magic academies in the country, on the orders of his parents of course. Even though Laiz Fier Academy reviles even the name of the only type of magic he's ever been good at. His parents swore he'd find another specialty here, and he'd let himself believe them, like the idiot he is. He's scraping by in classes. Barely. At least he's managed to make a couple of friends and figure out how to sneak into the library stacks to find books that will actually help him hone his skills.

However, Alex realizes now there's a reason why it's not recommended to do your first summoning alone. Because, while he does manage to summon a demon, it doesn't exactly end up in the silvery urn he'd laid in the center of the pentagram.

So now he has a talking, demonic Furby to hide. One that, despite its too-wide eyes and disconcertingly smooth voice, Alex thinks he might be developing feelings for.

(Fake fic ask game!)

[tokutaiseichan]

i know i said Haku is the most suspicious but that doesn't mean i don't have other suspects in my mind. anyway! here's my list of spy suspects → 1) Haku 2) Rui 3) Tohma

if you let me go even more wild with my ass-theories, i'd say even Kaito can be a spy candidates if the writers are into the whole "guy who spents more than half of the story being a cowardly underdog is actually super smart and works for the enemies" trope.

or Haru if they're into the "shady fox eyes" trope.

(※ don't take this seriously, they don't call me Detective Reaching #2 for nothing)

[ladyloveandjustice]

It's interesting seeing a fair amount of people in the Hanako tag complaining about recent chapters because my experience is catching up recently after not reading it for a while, so these chapters just made me remember how much I like these characters and how fun the interactions are and how absolutely devastating the manga is. Also, the severance mega arc was FULL of A*oi/A*kane (I swear to god i almost threw my kindle in that part where he grabbed her throat i may have to skip over that episode when the anime gets to it SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER) (no i don't care that she nearly killed him earlier she was kinda brainwashed it's different also she should have finished the job), which is one of my most disliked parts of the manga, and I wasn't super crazy about Sumire and Hakubo's whole thing (I didn't hate it, it was clearly intentionally fucked up and that's interesting, but I wasn't super invested, Hakubo just wasn't interesting to me at all, though in contrast Sumire was a fascinating character and I wish we'd gotten more of her pov).

(Though obviously the Red House arc within was fantastic and perfect, and the Teru and Kou stuff and Hana Nene scenes got me emotionally like the sucker I am...the conclusion was good overall, so I don't know why I stopped there, I think I just got busy and was a bit burnt out by all that came before it)

So reading the recent chapters where we've finally moved on from that stuff, but had a lot of fun character interactions and weird scenarios and feels...this arc is focusing on things that are a lot more interesting to me.

( and a*kane...actually being tolerable??? He's always at his best when interacting with Teru, so that's not so surprising, but he has been surprisingly not as weird about aoi too, actually putting his happiness regarding her aside to see if this timeline was objectively better for everyone was surprising for him, and the first time the manga shown him to not be wildly possessive towards her so uh. good for him. And his reaction to the well and trying to help Teru was heartbreaking)

Probably why it's a good idea to take a bit of a break when something's gotten low priority or a tiny bit frustrating. Coming back to something and being like "oh I missed these losers oh I love them" will really help you see the strengths and focus on the bright side. The last two chapters were a bit of a jarring tone shift but kitty and nene getting to save the day mostly make up for that. So proud of my girl;.

[inspector-montoya-fox]

Replaying Turnabout Tr*mp for the second time ever since 2019 and thinking to myself that it's actually a decent case and that i've given it an unnecessary amount of flack over the years..... and then Phoenix admits to presenting forged evidence.

[puhpandas]

I keep thinking about how on earth they would canonize ggy bc like. at this point if they have to sacrifice Gregory screentime of just him to make something we already know actually canon, I would rather just take the screentime, but on the other hand they have to canonize it if they want to do anything at all with that plotline, and that makes me wonder if theyll stick with it as canon in the games at all or just leave it as background knowledge if u read the book 😭

[amynchan]

Wouldn't it be so much easier if Jiang Cheng were just... two separate characters?

The one who begged for Madam Yu not to hurt Wei Wuxian in a way that would have definitely lost face for the sect and the one who whipped him himself?

The one who was offended that Wei Wuxian would consider marrying a servant (solidifying his classism as well as recognizing that he classified Wei Wuxian, at the very least, as 'not servant') and the one who sneered down Wei Wuxian's connection with Lan Wangji?

The one who told his sister that Wei Wuxian should be the one to give Jin Ling his courtesy name and the one who told Jin Ling consistently that Wei Wuxian was the reason both of his parents were gone?

The one who held onto Chenqing for so long and kept it in good condition (as per Wei Wuxian's own observations) and the one who helped lead the siege on the Burial Mounds?

The one who gave up his life and core for Wei Wuxian and the one who had an entire breakdown over Wei Wuxian's core reveal (including the gist of "why do you have to keep one upping me?")?

The one who keeps his silence at the end of the novel and lets Wei Wuxian go and the one who says "after all my family's done for you?!"

Wouldn't it be nice and easy if they were two different characters? A "Good Jiang Cheng" and a "Bad Jiang Cheng"?

But, you know... that would ruin both, I think. I am, in fact, someone who loves this character, but I don't think I can if it were just the good bits. The bad bits make him so deliciously tragic.

it would be easy if they were two different characters, but I personally don't think it'd be nice. I like my sour grape just as he is.

[cacw]

i do still stand by this and it's kind of upsetting me they don't hate him but they really obviously dislike him and his place in the story

[tearlessrain]

Dubcon and noncon

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

I suspect the fact that dubcon/noncon features in 90% of what I write gives it away lol, but yeah I'm a big fan of that one. it's just really fun to write and frequently really hot to read. generally I prefer dubcon over noncon as far is smut is concerned, like my favorite way to do this trope is the type of situation I constantly put Khatte in where he definitely got himself into it but underestimated how sideways things would go, or power imbalance dymanics where the "forced" aspect isn't necessarily explicit but still very present. so I'm kind of picky about it but that's true of basically everything for me (I never got into game of thrones for a reason, etc).

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

my take is that pericles' gender is 'somebody should have sat you down with the discworld witches books as a kid'

[paleangels13]

...

[tiredassmage]

Less baby. More trauma.

Physical appearance change counter +1. (1 of... at least 3??? that i’m currently aware of)

[ahalliance]

i feel like ten and martha jumped immediately to that best friend stage where you’d trust them with your life and your ugliest and most vulnerable moments without actually developing a relationship that would naturally amount to that first . like that first bit for most friendships came after lmaooo

[devotion-between-the-wheat]

also recently got asmo's level 10 intimacy call and cleared the devilgram for the "Asmo The Recluse?" ur+ card, and I wasn't expecting either of those to make me feel tender, but oh it did.