#he doesn't deserve her

[anahida]

🩸The Leech Lord and The Chubby Lady 🩷

[mockingjaysnakes]

"CORYO!"

"TIGRIS"

"your curls!"

"yeah, i know"

"i really don't want you to worry, okay?"

"i think i found a way out of here. i will fix this. i'm gonna be home soon"

"I PROMISE"

"DON'T MAKE ME HOPE"

[chulip-blossoms]

I need a chapter of Berserk (or fanfic probably) and it's 1000 words of Casca beating Griffith's ass

[bigassbowlingballhead]

why is tim allen still around and more importantly why is he doing a sitcom with beloved kat dennings?

[lesbianseaweed]

strongly advise you not to

my dad is a terrible partner

take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it

[technically-human]

Recharging

[away-ward]

"Low maintenance."

[blaisenova]

KILL YOURSELF

sorry

no, sorry, that's an overreaction

it's just a drawing

i love clover she is literally just a little guy but GET THAT HEATHEN AWAY FROM HER HE IS A HATER AND SMELLY AND GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drew this because SOMEONE hates letting Killer exist near his wife so uh- I decided to draw this as exposure therapy for him

Clover belongs to me This version of Killer belongs to @blaisenova Killer belongs to rahafwabs

[homeforclones]

The difference between Season 1 and Season 3 of the Bad Batch

Season 1: Omega: Crosshair, can I have a hug? Crosshair: The audacity??? Of this Child??? Nothing would revolt me more than to show any kind of weakness to sate your neediness. Season 3: Omega: Crosshair, you're getting a hug. Crosshair: The charity??? Of my Sister??? Nothing would give me more joy than to be hugged by the Literal Angel that you are, though I am a lowly worm.

[demigods-posts]

they're filming season two, but i'm thinking about the potential adaption of the mount tam scene in season three. you know, the one where annabeth could apologize for pushing percy out of the way and falling off the cliff in his place, and how she knows that sounds terrible but they didn't have time for another plan and she didn't want to lose him that way. but percy just engulfs her in a hug because he's so relieved that she's safe now and everything else be damned. and annabeth doesn't understand why he's snickering to himself after that last statement, but she melts into the hug anyway because she missed him. and thalia and grover stand in the background happy for their friends on the outside but internally mortified, because their friends are definitely falling for each other but fate may not allow them to see it through.

[emloafs]

we may watch the same show but i watch it gayer

[kivaember]

me struck with once more the urge to write this

a random star wars fic idea i had: time travel to clone wars with Darth Vader but he has to pull a "i am your evil long lost brother" with anakin bc the Force did him a solid and returned him while looking like his clone wars self but also this is inconvenient since everyone who's kinda important to the whole 'stop darth sidious' goal sort of knows anakin skywalker's FACE.

so cue Darth Vader trying to build up like idk a movement in the Outer Rim opposed to both the Separatists and the Republic in some insane plan to stop Sidious by being a wildcard coming swinging in outta nowhere like a wrecking ball, but he has to kinda hide his face too and be this ~mysterious new sith~ muddying the waters even more.

and fast forward to a dramatic anakin & obi-wan vs darth vader showdown, where vader's mask is knocked off and anakin and obi-wan are staring in horror at his VERY DISTINCT FACE, and vader, panicking, just blurts out "YES. I AM YOUR TWIN BROTHER!" bc who's gonna dispute it? SHMI???? she was a slave it's perfectly plausible she had twins and her master forced her to sell one of the kids and she's dead so not like she's gonna say 'nah that didn't happen'.

anyway anakin freaks out and vader takes that time to nope the fuck out and causes more skywalker drama

[isolophilian]

i think we need to understand the gravity of how quickly Percy blames himself and his disabilities for the way his world is. how he's been made to believe over years and years that he's weird, that there's something wrong with him. Percy saying he should've been paying attention. Percy saying there's something wrong with his brain. Percy calling himself broken.. he's just a kid man

[mamawasatesttube]

beef no one at dc thought about but that i would love to see: cassie sandsmark finds out steph (on bruce's orders) nearly got tim exploded to death, when he is the very last one of her emotional support idiots alive, and she does NOT forgive, and she does NOT forget. she will be holding this against steph (and bruce, but that's a whole other list and also this ain't about him) until her dying day. Fucka You, Basard.............. if this moron gets exploded she'll fucking snap because she can't take any more grief. did you even think of that..... no!!!! smh!!!!!!

[spicylove4ever]

Was this the moment he realized he was not going to see his daughter again?

[technically-human]

The Case of the Devlin House (Reverse Verse!) as commissioned by @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are everyone thank Haunted!

The father of the Devlin family murdered his wife and children one night, and no one knows why. While investigating the case, Edwin finds a letter from the eldest daughter, in which she expressed her desire to go to college to get away from her father... and closer to the girl she loved. The family has been stuck in a loop since that awful night, and now Edwin is too.

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