#anyway this causes more shenanigans bc darth vader sees padme and is like argh

[kivaember]

me struck with once more the urge to write this

a random star wars fic idea i had: time travel to clone wars with Darth Vader but he has to pull a "i am your evil long lost brother" with anakin bc the Force did him a solid and returned him while looking like his clone wars self but also this is inconvenient since everyone who's kinda important to the whole 'stop darth sidious' goal sort of knows anakin skywalker's FACE.

so cue Darth Vader trying to build up like idk a movement in the Outer Rim opposed to both the Separatists and the Republic in some insane plan to stop Sidious by being a wildcard coming swinging in outta nowhere like a wrecking ball, but he has to kinda hide his face too and be this ~mysterious new sith~ muddying the waters even more.

and fast forward to a dramatic anakin & obi-wan vs darth vader showdown, where vader's mask is knocked off and anakin and obi-wan are staring in horror at his VERY DISTINCT FACE, and vader, panicking, just blurts out "YES. I AM YOUR TWIN BROTHER!" bc who's gonna dispute it? SHMI???? she was a slave it's perfectly plausible she had twins and her master forced her to sell one of the kids and she's dead so not like she's gonna say 'nah that didn't happen'.

anyway anakin freaks out and vader takes that time to nope the fuck out and causes more skywalker drama

[kivaember]

a random star wars fic idea i had: time travel to clone wars with Darth Vader but he has to pull a "i am your evil long lost brother" with anakin bc the Force did him a solid and returned him while looking like his clone wars self but also this is inconvenient since everyone who's kinda important to the whole 'stop darth sidious' goal sort of knows anakin skywalker's FACE.

so cue Darth Vader trying to build up like idk a movement in the Outer Rim opposed to both the Separatists and the Republic in some insane plan to stop Sidious by being a wildcard coming swinging in outta nowhere like a wrecking ball, but he has to kinda hide his face too and be this ~mysterious new sith~ muddying the waters even more.

and fast forward to a dramatic anakin & obi-wan vs darth vader showdown, where vader's mask is knocked off and anakin and obi-wan are staring in horror at his VERY DISTINCT FACE, and vader, panicking, just blurts out "YES. I AM YOUR TWIN BROTHER!" bc who's gonna dispute it? SHMI???? she was a slave it's perfectly plausible she had twins and her master forced her to sell one of the kids and she's dead so not like she's gonna say 'nah that didn't happen'.

anyway anakin freaks out and vader takes that time to nope the fuck out and causes more skywalker drama