#he doesn’t get pretty privilege 💅

[the-lavender-room]

You know what I don’t care I think they’d be friends

[manianity]

rubs hands ━ time for my di0nysus takes 💅 (  i am referring to his pj0 reincarnation, as it quite differs from the Standard version of him many probably envision )

first of all. appearance! i wanted to dedicate a section to this but honestly? i have no complaints about the casting of mr mantzoukas. it’s pretty close to what i had in mind. he’s even got the height i headcanoned (5′10/178cm), i’m in literal heaven rn

because we’re reading from percy’s pov in the first pentalogy, i think we see him as much worse than he actually is. dionysus has ALL the reasons to be grumpy, but the grumpiness is brought to the max because it’s percy the one interacting with him.

i say he has all the reasons to be grumpy because imagine being a free, wild god, inventor of wine, beacon of madness and lover of crazy parties and then boom! your dad is petty, so you’re now stuck looking after your relatives’ kids without access to any kind of alcohol or amusement. IMAGINE!! i would be grumpy, too.

regarding the mispelling of names. ok, i’m going to be real: i don’t think it happens as often as the fandom believes. he does know every single camper’s name in order to mispell it, so it’s something he does out of pettiness and not lack of care. basically if you: 1. are not respectful to him, 2. are a troublemaker or/and 3. are a fame hungry hero wannabe, you WILL get your name mispelled. otherwise? he’ll simply use your name/surname 💀 almost always the name if he’s biased, like in will or nico’s cases.

and speaking of bias, his own kids have privileges when they’re at camp and he doesn’t do much to hide it. EX: everyone has to take a shower in the public showers but his children can take a bath in the big house, so true <3 he uses (often cute) nicknames for them, too! 

his and ariadne’s marriage is usually described as pretty open and the man is polyamorous, so they probably have one of the healthiest relationship between the gods??  good for them ✌ he can also be and likes being domestic (as told by apollo in the last toa book) which absolutely took me out. i am a dead woman right now. i personally also like to think ariadne is very chill with his demigod kiddies and often dotes on them cause they are a product of love ok!! she gently 🥺🤲 holds