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omg why does my father need to know everything i do
#like when i say salon… why do you need to know?#im not gonna tell my father that i got a brazilian on wednesday and i’m going back tomorrow to get my legs waxed because i do not like this#man at all like i asked if he can take me somewhere else for a haircut#and he was confused when i said she hasn’t gotten back to me#he does this every couple of week#you’d think he’d just stop#stop being all in my business#he’s mad too that i walked home from my staff meeting and didn’t wait for him to pick me up#because he’s controlling#get over yourself
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Shang Qinghua: I'm bored. Let me suck your dick
Shen Qingqiu: if I said yes wouldn't that make me gay?
Shang Qinghua about to explain queer theory: not necessa-
Shen Qingqiu interrupting the moment he has self-denial coverage: ok! Let me get my dick out
#svsss#cumplane#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#svsss incorrect quotes#its an annoyingly good blow up#sqq doesnt have the face to return the favour completely but he does give sqh a bro handy in return#they do this like once every couple of weeks until Binghe comes back#not safe for esmes
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finally found out that a regular customer at my job who’s always ordering lots of colorful satins and jacquards and yards and yards of lace trim etc is a COSTUMER FOR AN OPERA COMPANY!!! ive been curious about it for so so long & tried to look him up before but never got any results, today my boss finally asked bc she had to send an email about some of the fabric being damaged & he sent PICTURES!!!!! i said YES! HELL YES!! out loud when she forwarded them to me
#HOORAAAAY!!!! YES!!!!#i think i might have made a post about this guy before because i’ve been SO curious what he does with all this#he orders like every couple weeks & always lots of stuff#and it’s always FUN stuff; this time around he got some beautiful iridescent orange satin#i love finding out customers are cool. i’m so glad i’m sending all this fabric off to something cool#chatpost#work tag
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#i've got the best possible grade on the exam *and* got asked by the vice-dean to be part of the team that does the open day brand image for#the university every year. holy shit guys this is a huge thing for me.#he asked if the typography teacher already told me and i was like no i haven't even heard of this#and he was like yeah she probably wants to wait until the next semester starts but she told us about your continuous high level performance#and we'd like to have you on the team#he couldn't guarantee money for it but it's good for the portfolio#i still can't believe it#the only problem is that the last couple of weeks at the end of the semester were already really difficult and i didn't have any side#projects i had to work on and those who were on this team couldn't really finish their final assigments so i don't really know if it's#a good idea to say yes#i really want to because it's nice that they like what i do and they think i'm good enough but i don't want to burn out#my useless posts
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If someone is talking to themself in public or has verbal/physical tics in public or is just Existing somewhere in a way that might be a little odd to you but is otherwise harmless, pro tip: you should mind your business and leave them alone.
#my work has a food court/common area attached that is a community space#people can come in and hang out all day without having to buy anything#so we have regularly have a few unhoused people that come and chill at the tables for a few hours#which is good! just hanging out for a while is what the space is for!#in particular we have one guy who's in all the time. don't know his name but I refer to him as Hat Guy (he has a cool hat)#anyway. he talks to himself. sometimes wanders around. you know. does soliloquy.#he isn't rude or even usually very loud. he's just doing his thing#and once every couple of weeks some goddamn karen comes up to the staff to complain about him#like. what do you want ma'am. he's allowed to be here. same as you.#i don't really have a point except that being weird in public is not a crime#learn to coexist with other people ffs#fsp speaks
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Why is Fernando giving Mustafar!Anakin in this pic
#every once in a while i need to make a f1-star wars comparison since i got into f1 bcs of sw#actually tho ive never thought abt which sw character nando reminds me of until now#fuckkkkkkkk now i wanna draw nando in jedi robes....or sith robes hehehehe#(i generally associate Max with Anakin and Seb with Obi-Wan btw)#(this is a bit embarrassing but when I watched my first gp I literally couldnt stop referring to Max as Anakin LMAO)#(I saw a comparision of them and so they were just permanently linked in my mind for my first couple weeks of f1 hahaha)#but wow he really does remind me of anakin in this pic i think its bcs the eyes and the lighting and his expression#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#star wars
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I can’t do it anymore 😭😭😭 if I see one more alpha daddy dom alpha aki x super innocent and feminine angel fic im gonna lose it
#first of all how dare you mischaracterize my pathetic malewife loser babygirl aki???#he may be hot but his sensitive lil soul is not gonna be banging different ppl every week 😭😭#bro has the biggest praise kink of all time 💀#and then we have bbg no2 angel#my guy does not deserve to be feminized to insane levels#I am pro genderqueer interpretations of angel but don’t js put him in thigh highs and make him aki’s sub#let akiangel not be basic yaoi couple pls#bullshitting
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having loop and nameless bard interacting thoughts again. the rot
#they would. bond over so much#particularly i think over them thinking of themselves as irredeemable#but i also think theyd both manhandle each other out of those thoughts with the force of a semi truck#there’s no going back. let’s try to find a way forward#I ALSO THINK#that even though bard has a couple fifty walls up hed be Very Upfront with loop#you are my friend and i think of you very fondly. i will tell you as much as many times as it takes. you are worth every penny of my—#—attention because seeing you happy makes me happy. if anything were to happen to you id hit it with my lyre#yes this includes your bad thoughts direct me towards them >:(#loop trying to hold back the biggest sob of their life: i don’t think that’s possible#bard feels like the kind of person to just straight up tell you what he thinks. it does take a few weeks of further warming up but#it will be done !!#also been thinking of the very silly image of both of them declaring themselves atheists despite the fact that they Are Very Aware that#otherworldly beings exist and listen#just to spite them.#would loop try to get bard to help them successfully tell the change god and maybe universe to fuck off#bard voice hm. if there is a will there is a way !!! it certainly cannot be harder than actively overthrowing them no#loop voice Repeat That Last Part ?#would there also be any impulse control between them . or would it just bounce back and forth#loop holding a torch: this will solve our problems :]#bard gently taking it from them: no no this will cause a bigger fire. we need to go smaller. and a less dense area#<- bard would be so ready to kick the shit out of the king too#bard cracking his knuckles: AND he’s not divine ?? this will be delightful.#<- you see. the rot#lantern says stuff
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oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands
#tl;dr i have this one 4th grade boy who's a total weeb and knows that i'm the only one in this town who's more into japanese media than him#so he pesters me abt it every time he sees me. and the thing abt this kid is that he gets bored easily and if he does he turns into a#complete menace. now a couple weeks ago. he shows up at the program w one piece volume one and spends the entire time he's there peacefully#reading and not causing any problems on purpose. my coworker owen (the one who climbed onto the roof) and i were shocked and in awe of how#peaceful he was being and came to the conclusion that he NEEDS to have a manga volume in his hands at all times. few minutes later.#he finishes reading and isn't bored yet so he decides to go talk to me abt manga. specifically he starts pestering me abt what shonen i've#read despite the fact that i am a shoujo reader and told him that. but he knows i've read kuroshitsuji bc he previously asked me abt what#the worst anime i've ever watched is and i will never not take an excuse to drag the adaptation. and he figures that if i've read kuro i've#probably read more. and so i mention tbhk and he asks more abt it bc of the name involving toilets and him being a 4th grade boy so i give#brief overview and he wants to read it. and i come up with a scheme to make him peaceful AND to give him something to talk to me abt which#isn't 'i know you've read more shonen manga' 'let me gacha on your phone' or 'i saw an ad for rent a gf. thought it was lame. and now want#you to tell me how it sucks bc i assume you know everything abt every animanga ever' (<does unfortunately know too much abt rent a gf bc i'#a bit of a nosy bastard and watched the mother's basement video). so i offered to bring it in bc i own physicals of the whole series and of#as previously mentioned. gave it a quick reread in advance just in case. and got hit by it. hard. i love you tbhk almost as much as i love#when ppl get into things through me. honestly i think getting to live vicariously through him might be one of the main reasons it got me#this time around and not as much the first time (still loved it the first time though). flash forward a little while. one of the 3rd grade#girls is like. really into reading. and also macabre things. like ghosts. and she has two books from the school library. and has had the#same two books from the school library for over a week. she reads quickly and finished them both in under a day and is now bored out of her#mind rereading them. she asks to read the books i've been letting the other kid read. now there are two of them#romeo.txt
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trying to craft a funger oc like aughhhh i can see him i can picture him in my head right now [image of the most off putting little man possible]
#he does not have a name yet but he DOES have a vague concept. author from the eastern union who got drafted into the military and--#--met another guy during the 1 week he had b4 getting shipped out to basic training. they immediately develop a WAY intense relationship--#--and constantly send letters to each other. author is a total chickenshit and comes to cope w the violence of war thru--#--alcoholism and a complete retreat into his obsession w the other man. gets a couple wires crossed and has his lust morph into more + more#--violent fantasies that the other man plays along w bc its Fun+Wild (at its core its the authors desire for CONTROL. if hes the one--#--bringing the pain then hes safe. even better if its with the single person in existence he feels like he can trust during that--#--period of time). manages to live throughout the rest of the war and rushes back to his lover. spends a slowly degrading week w him where-#--the man comes to realize what he thought of as simple metaphor+exaggeration was TRUE desire from the author + the author flounders--#--without the then expected+familiar terror day in and day out. culminates in the man demanding the author leave and never try to contact--#--him again (saying their romance was wild and exciting and unlike anything hed ever experienced but the only good way it couldve ended--#--was if the author died out on the front and forever left him Wanting without the actual reality of those desires realized) and the--#--author either tries to shoot himself or the man (fails to do so. lol) b4 running off to the first train out of town. worlds messiest guy#ya it leans a bit into samarie territory but hes fun. his theoretical ending b would probably have smth to do w sylvian worship + marriages#even more vague idea for his moonscorched form is a sopping wet pathetic red wolf ('red wolf' being one of the mans terms of endearment--#--thru their wartime love letters) w its legs tangled up in barbed wire so it has to drag itself around. red bc its incredibly--#--thin skin (<-- do you get it .) splits and bleeds thru with every movement. a lot of whining and incoherent babbling as it hesitates to--#--ACTUALLY attack anybody. should have some cock horror element but ive no ideas on that front LOL#skill ideas are persistence predator (more melee damage dealt the less mind hes got- a backstory choice where he focuses entirely on the--#--love letters rather than splitting focus on his on-pause career with short stories) and an unnamed one playing into his terror/lust deal-#--where he gets a buff to either melee damage or speed when his phobia is active. want to come up with at least one more though#mmmaybe him being an author doesnt play that well into his concept as a whole but hes my strangeguy so whatever
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counting down the seconds my bf's brother finds a fucking place to live because im SICK of this man eating everything i buy
#I BOUGHT A PACK OF SUGAR TO BAKE SOMETHING A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND ITS GONE#LITERALLY 1KG OF SUGAR GONE IN LIKE. 2 WEEKS?????#DOES HE EAT IT BY THE SPOONFUL OF WHAT#still mad about the day i had a piece of bread i was gonna eat later with a bit of chocolate and when i woke up from my nap it was gone 💀#god im TIRED#he was only gonna be here a 'couple of weeks I swear i just need to find a room'#IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS. AND HE STILL HASN'T EVEN ATTEMPTED TO MOVE OUT.#he barely works and every bit of money he gets he spends it immediately on partying drugs and fuck knows what else#the rest of the day he spends in the sofa sleeping or smoking weed#just leave already oh my god 😭
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The nice thing about having two really intelligent dogs is that they watch us interact with each other and learn things that way all the time. Rest/stay is not something I've really worked on with Eevee other than at doorways and baby gates because my dogs aren't allowed to rush entries and exits for safety reasons, but we use it with Hermes in lots of different contexts multiple times a day every day and his rest is very solid and generalized. Just a few minutes ago I told Hermes to rest so I could clean something up without him getting in the way or stepping in it but without specifying that I was talking only to him and Eevee also froze in place with him, stopped moving completely, and then eventually laid down (position switching is allowed during rest for my dogs just not directional movement, plus she's baby and I didn't actually mean to tell her to rest anyway so IDC regardless) still in her spot watching me clean and didn't break until I gave her a treat and released her along with him. I was cheering mentally for her the entire time but trying to contain my reaction until I gave them their release cue so she didn't get excited and break the rest before I was done cleaning because I've never used that command in that kind of situation with her before. She's so smart and good though, I love herrrrr
#i compare myself a lot to other non-disabled dog trainers and it makes me feel like my dogs are untrained messes a lot of the time#but then my dogs do something smart every now and then that reminds me that we do actually train small stuff daily like this#and I'm like oh yeah these are still the best trained dogs I've ever known IRL esp compared to the pet people I know#Hermes especially has a LOT of stuff I've taught him forever ago when i was in better health that he still remembers now#despite a lack of refresher training for a lot of it#and everytime he does something to remind me im like... oh shit i forgot youre actually smart as fuck and pretty well trained bro#like we havent worked on Hermes' emergency down/down at a distance in a long ass time#but a couple weeks ago Selene told Hermes to down from a distance and understandably at first he moved closer to her to down#so she started to indicate that was not what she wanted and before he was halfway to her or she even finished telling him#he turned himself around#went back to the EXACT spot he had been standing in#turned around again to face her in that spot#and then laid down and waited for her to come to him with the treat#literally haven't worked on that in years and wasnt expecting him to remember it#to the point where i was about to correct selene for even asking for it when we havent done it in so long without refresher training first#and then he DID IT#i love my dogs a lot and they're smart af thats it thats the TLDR
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just finished the queen's army
#WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLFFFFFFFFFFF#😭 😭 😭#I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!#the way scarlet made him feel like himself again because he knew deep down he was never a violent person...#I'm reading through Stars Above for the first time since like 2017 and I'm feeling so many emotions#I have become a hardcore Wolf Stan during my reread and this really solidifies it#BECAUSE WOLF DID NOTHING WRONG ALL HE DOES IS PROTECT THE PEOPLE HE LOVES#WHATS SO SINFUL ABOUT THAT?.#EVERY LUNAR TALE IS ABOUT LOVE THWARTED AND LOVE CORRUPTED#WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF!!!!!#im gonna go make myself a nice head canons list to calm myself down because at least in my imagination I can give Wolf peace and happiness#mine#the lunar chronicles#if you read the tags your reward is knowing I will be posting fic soon#(in a couple weeks)
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im finally completely caught up on 911 and ive only got a few episodes of lone star left and i think... i think, controversially, maybe i now prefer lone star ...
#no one is more surprised about this than me#a show where the main character is played by rob lowe over the show with buck in??#controversial truly#or maybe not controversial because i did that poll a couple weeks back and i actually think lone star won#so maybe its the normal opinion?#anyways the thing i hadnt considered was tk strand#and how he is perfect#also i watch these shows for the drama and the peril and the pining#and boy oh boy does lone star have a lot of that#(thats not to say 911 doesnt also have copious amounts of those things#just not quite as much)#dont get me wrong#i still absolutely adore 911#and i think its objectively the better show#and this could all just be because 1. i watched lone star more recently#2. i already knew every major plot point in 911 before watching whereas i didnt know any for lone star#3. i went into lone star with the lowest expectations so that fact that i loved it even any amount was a surprise#but like#i truly dont think ive been more entertained by a show in a long time#and i so deeply love almost all the characters in lone star and all the different dynamics and relationships#and tk!!#tk who is literally the blueprint of what i love in a fictional character#and you know#lone star has a dog#so thats a big bonus#ive reached the end of what lone star is on disney plus#theres only like 5 more episodes that need to put on there i think?#im debating whether i wait and enjoy the hype of weekly episodes for a bit#or whether i just track down the rest of the series now ...
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why are daffy and bugs from the looney tunes show lowkey wolfstar variants (says me who looks at any ship and immediately tries to make it about wolfstar BUT I STAND BY IT)
#them just living together in domestic bliss and remus knowing they’re married but sirius being wholly unaware of anything#remus just doing what he does and sirius coming along every few days to fuck his entire week up doing stupid shit#them constantly being taken for a couple and sirius being like huh that was weird#and then turning back to the receptionist and asking for one bed bc he needs to lay physically on top of remus to sleep#like if you’ve ever seen the looney tunes show you know what i’m talking about#they walk around married while daffy is just completely unaware#but he’s also very aware that they’re married at the same time#my brainrot has gotten to this point#i am unwell#marauders#wolfstar#the looney toons show
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so ur telling me a gay coded this guy?
#❄.txt#on the topic of mcd vylad#i like to this that he talks like how danny gonzalez does sometimes#he'll out of nowhere say some shit like 'some fair-weather citizens you have'#why does he talk like this? who knows#no one else talks like this. why is he Like That (its because hes gay /j)#anyways. im really thinking super hard about this one fanfic idea i have :)#gene is in the dungeon getting tortured every day and vylad keeps sneaking in through a window to talk to him#he refuses to set gene free. he just talks to him#'i could tell the guards youre here and theyd kill you right now' 'do you think theyd believe you?' '...' 'thats what i thought'#i say 'talk' but really they just kind of say a couple words and then stare at each other for like an hour and then vylad leaves#gene finds vylads daily visits comforting#i mean when ur getting tortured every day u have to have something (or someone) to cling onto like ur an orphaned duckling#for the first week or two gene barely talks. vylad talks to him a bit while gene just glares at him#gene is more focused on being pissy about vylad not freeing him. which there is no way in hell (haha) vylad would do that#vylad just kinda talks to him about random stuff. what its like in the overworld. about things that are going on in his life#gene listens to him since. well. its not like he has anything else to do. hes chained to a wall and cant even walk around#what is vylads plan here u may be wondering. well. he is 100% convinced that he can fix gene#he doesnt tell gene that at all. he makes it very very clear that he has no intention of freeing gene and no amount of persuasion will#change that and if gene tries ANYTHING then vylad will leave and never return#however. gene doesnt know that vylad is intent on making him into a better person#i have so many ideas for this AUGH i love this idea so so much#vylad comforting gene just by being a familiar presence when gene is exhausted and is just so fucking done with everything#gene starts responding eventually. it just takes him a while to stop being petty about vylad not letting him go#eventually hes like. ok fine. ig thats understandable. i HAVE killed many many people. ig it makes sense why u dont wanna let me go#i have more but. im going to stop now and let the 2 people that will read this process it all
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