#he does this but let me tell you he can get really yassified

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Small and messy but here’s the main fit he has going on

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okay thots incoming:

1. 🐁 sending that happy/grumpy werewolf lestappen ask sent me spiraling. like yes!!!! those are her dogs!!!! she's showing pictures to anyone who asks and it's just an excessive amount of photos of charles being silly goofy and max grudgingly putting up with his antics. and the poor person who now is stuck here for the next five minutes is like "oh wow you can really see their distinctive personalities..." and reader is just like "oh yea that always looks like he's being greatly inconvenienced." and bonus points if it's with werewolf reader so you get the errant pic of the three of them in wolf form and when asked about it she's like "oh yeah, that's max's and charles' dog" bc like !!!! they are hers and she is theirs !!!

2. i was NOT paying attention in my quiz section today and was totally just thinking about a driver!reader au where she is just such a girly girls girl. like yea she has to wear all the ugly team stuff but she's yassifying it, she's styling it good, she's pulling it off. not to mention HER merch???? it's so well designed, you can't even tell it's merch unless you're a fan (the way it should be imo). and like she's posting stories, doing photo dumps, feeding the girlies. and all while being absolutely on top of the points. like no questions, she's on her way to wdc for sure. and like yea she gets hate from it but also what does she care, she's loaded, she's rich, she's living her dream. like she stays winning

3. the new charles glasses pics 😵‍💫😵‍💫 like i can't stop thinking about lestappen wearing glasses around the house and reader teasing them as getting old and how their eyesight is going. and like the way they look at each other...... they'll let her tease and brat about it but they know just how much reader likes it and how they can absolutely use it to their advantage

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1 .tbh everyone is mostly shocked at the fact max has gone along with apparently having these three dogs when he’s a cat man😭like everyone finds it so funny because they just think he’s so whipped that he gave into his partners, whilst you and charles definitely play into it like, “yeah!! we have him wrapped around our finger!!”

2. I ADORE!!!!!! she’s everything and the other drivers are just there!! but also her just being iconic because people assume she’s a pushover or a bit of a doormats because she’s so feminine, but she’s ready to put anyone—even her team—in their place. and I also love the idea she gives some of the other boys so much shit for their fashion sense because look at them😭some of them are fucking hopeless and they need her guidance

3. LESTAPPEN IN GLASSES AND THEIR STREAMER ERA IS JUST🫠🫠🫠🫠idk why it brings back memories of the pornstar!driver headcanons but it low-key does. but those boys in their glasses just look so good, I wanna jump them asap

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3, 15, or 18 for erm thae witcher

oh i am about to be the biggest hater known to man im so sorry

to preface. i avoid the witcher tags for the most part because its me and my 3 witcher mutuals against the world and everyone has bad takes all the time otherwise. so i do not have a TON of experience w fanon there but i have explored it a few times.

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

surprising amt of geralt is a nepo baby fanfics last time i checked the tag. i stay blissfully unaware a lot of the time w stuff. ACTUALLY. netflix witcher exclusive. when people are constantly talking about how geralt is such a good dad there when he has interacted w ciri maybe 3 times because they removed the really good bonding scenes from the books. i have to be a hater about it bc i think every other adaptation has handled their relationship better and i dont see the appeal of ohhh their found family (with geralt yennefer and ciri) in the shows. in the books yeah. but thats because they actually get time to spend together there. and they didnt make geralt suck as a character. also not on tumblr but the fucking team yenn team triss people on reddit. are we really going to ignore what triss did to that man?????

15. that one thing you see in fanart all the time

i dodge the tags like as much as i can but i feel a big thing is u can TELL what someone is consuming to be into this series because all netflix fanarts have been very um. weird about jaskier in a fetishizing gay men way (how they hc him not how i do etc). also sick of seeing 20 million fanarts where they completely erase every scar the characters have. if u draw geralt or ciri or even TRISS without their scars that are yk. supposed to be defining parts of their faces/character appearances i am blowing you up. stop yassifying grandpa please.

18. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on...

there are two things that apply here imo:

1. the hexer adaptations. you guys just hate fun. in what world is an early 2000s short tv series that has the worst dragon cg due to a very small budget. it is one of the best adaptations of the first 2 books in terms of characters being in character and how they handle the source material. also outside of the one polish comic (the Betrayal/Zdrada issue of Prószyński i S-ka) it is the only adaptation to show geralt's past. it is also really fun with costuming too! they have a lot of clear inspiration but also like. objectively w their budget sometimes it looks bad. its charming to me tho and im SO sick of the netflix witcher hype. sorry #1 henry cavill hater for the role.

2. my BEST FRIEND angouleme. yeah she was only in 2 books but she is one of the characters of all time. to me she is such a good example of both geralts tendency to save people when he does not need to and how they will just let kids be so comfortable and safe around him. she is also just so fucking cool man and again w her being book only (for good reason but im dreading when those get adapted and people are weird about her) character i get why she doesn't get much hype but STILL. she is so fun she will see an insanely old vampire and be like hmm. nickname time for him. yes he could kill me but i stay silly about it.

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season finale time babes let's do this

my second favorite trait of the Penguin's is that he is absolutely incapable of telling people he's the one who's cunningly orchestrated their downfall only to then utterly fail to make sure they actually die. my first favorite trait of his is of course that he's gay and deranged.

you can tell the writers just run out of ideas for what to do with a character for a while so they just pull some stupid shit to keep the actor busy. that's what Selina joining Fish's gang is.

having said that. I love whatever Fish and Butch have going on. unironically queerplatonic relationship rep.

Barbara just called Jim butch and I'm not going to let me go down the he/him lesbian Jim Gordon route I'm not I can't we're not doing this it would almost. ALMOST. make the show interesting.

Salvatore Maroni and Fish Mooney... mlm/wlw hostility. I said what I said.

Lee "I can't believe serving as an unlicensed therapist to my boyfriend's extremely traumatized ex girlfriend is having unforseen negative consequences" Thompkins everybody !!!

oh holy shit Penguin's got a gun !!!

oh my god he has ANOTHER gun !!

worth mentioning that Harvey attempted to get Jim to run away with him to be Falcone's poolboys. just thought that was worth pointing out

this big climactic fight between Fish and the Penguin is straight up unfathomably stupid and I'm in hell.

actually re: my earlier point about Selina it's very obvious that the writers just... ran out of a coherent storyline for Fish QUITE A WHILE AGO but didn't want to squander Jada, so we had the whole dollmaker island plot which was... SO elucidating and important to the story.

I've commented before on the dear departed Miss Kringle having an almost preternaturally dangerous taste in men but apparently she fully pieced together that Riddleboy had something to do with her ex disappearing - you know, like a day after she found him handling a chopped up corpse - and her still decided she couldn't not fuck him. ma'am. MA'AM. I don't believe in victim blaming but oh my god ma'am. you really are Gotham born and bred.

oh okay yeah the uh. the riddler "split personality" is here and jesus christ I hate it. "it" meaning everything about how this is written and filmed to remind us that mentally ill people are Very Scary and Very Dangerous and also just this take on the Riddler, which is bad. like if you really MUST roll out a cartoonishly offensive depiction of DID, Harvey Dent is RIGHT THERE.

I guess I will hand out a few small points to Cory Michael Smith, who seems to be pulling HARD on the Jim Carrey Riddler for inspiration. I respect this because he was by far the most yassified of all Riddlers, and also devastatingly homosexual.

listen though this does suck shit and I'm about to start having a LOT less fun with the Riddler segments of this accursed show, which is a shame because he was really my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese.

anyway Falcone going through all of this trouble and then just deciding actually fuck Gotham he's gonna dip is so funny. go daddy go, you're 70 years young and the world is your oyster.

WHY did Thomas Wayne have his secret lair rigged to play classical musical every time he opened his secret passageway??? freak!!! freak behavior and it is GENETIC!!

anyway in conclusion this show is the tragic dollar store bargain bin version of Batman: Year One and the fact that it got renewed for 3.5 more seasons is, genuinely, unbelievable in the stupidest way. I cannot say I think it's good, but damn if it doesn't compel me.

hot notes from Gotham episode 1x20

the concept of a serial killer who goes after the partners of cops who are investigating him IS spooky but also. how does he know. who the fuck is telling him. the GCPD purposefully doesn't publicize this case how the fuck does he find out the specific names of detectives who are looking for him. hello.

how is he that good but not good enough that he didn't know Jimothy and Barbara aren't dating anymore. where does this man get his goss.

anyway Lee got startled by her cat and promptly releases it out the window onto the streets of Gotham to, presumably, get hit by a car or tortured by one of the city's 6000 wannabe Jokers. I know Lee commits like actual atrocities later but this is actually the one I will hold against her.

sweet baby Bruce goes to Alfred and asks if killing people is necessary sometimes and Alfred says "yes" and asks literally no further questions HELLO

I think there's a better world where Barbara didn't become a full-on psycho killer lunatic but was just like. sort of a den mother for up and coming supervillainesses. her dynamic with Selina and Ivy is fun idc.

anyway Selina looks so cute in her little baby formalwear I love this for her.

Riddler notes: super funny that Ed's start of darkness is just. offing a guy who unquestionably objectively sucks shit and totally deserves it. also very cute that he was hacking up a bunch of watermelons for forensic purposes but then decided he might as well turn it into a fun little snack to share with Miss Kringle. reduce reuse recycle.

Maroni bouncing back from his breakup with Oswald by flirting with Oswald's mom and then outing her son as a fuckcrazy murdertwink. unspeakably funny. nobody does it like the Gotham gays.

Gotham insisting that Mr. the Ogre was so unspeakably ugly as a child that his own mother abandoned him but refusing to show us what he actually looked like. hilarious. we'll use casual ableism against the mentally ill as plot devices, jump scares, and punchlines all day, but somehow we draw the line at mocking facial disfigurements.