#he didn't do it

[we-will-swallow-your-soul]

[cassandrva]

lymond's first few conversations with christian are so... to be so hated and lonely and to cling so hard to this one scrap of human connection

[lonelyvampx]

flip the bird

[kikaichuno]

Smack Ino's ass~

Dare my muse to smack someone's ass | @minds-interlinked

Not wasting another minute, Shino accepts the dare and sneaks behind Ino. He's confident he'll survive. So, stretching his fingers wide, Shino doesn't give a single warning before swinging.

He smacks Ino's ass hard enough to make her stumble forward from the force. Quickly after, Shino shoves his hands back in his pockets and stands casually, feigning ignorance to what just happened. As if he didn't do it.

[jin-zixun]

People are always saying, like, they hate it when people defend villains by saying they did nothing wrong. That it's better to hate a villain for valid reasons than love them for invalid reasons. That loving a character as if they are flawless is inferior to pointing out their flaws and mistakes and crimes every time just to prove you understand that your problematic fave is problematic and like...

That's nice or whatever but Jin Guangyao did nothing wrong.

[mothershewrote]

Um yes hello, @cmdrjessie​ reporting for The Mother's Day Times! This total donk got his buns blasted at the zoo last episode. What's next for the Podunk kid who's cleaning up the town? Find out in the all-new "MOTHER," She Wrote: An EarthBound Podcast - OUT NOW!

Listen and subscribe: https://pod.link/1682337146

Transcript: https://www.mothershewrote.earth/earthboundbeginnings/chapter3

Image description: A chibi illustration from The Complete Guide Book of MOTHER (scanned by Biozilla) showing a zoo tour guide with long hair, bangs, and a matching vest, bow, and hat, holding a clipboard and gesturing to a Starman in a cage. (For the purposes of our post, let's imagine she's a reporter instead, okay?) The Starman is rendered hilariously squat and has either a tear running down it's "cheek" or maybe it's a sweat bead, either way, he’s not feelin’ it.

[tadaxii-i]

Bitches be like "*character* would so be a swiftie ❤️😔🤭" and it's a genocidal maniac who has never heard of pop music in their life

[pbaintthetb]

I’m still kinda sceptical about Xavier as a person but damn is he pulling no punches

“She’s kind of in rough shape. But you’dknow that right. Because you’re her friend.”

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[tomurakii]

High-ish quality scans of the Silco & Vander pages from the artbook

[unexpectedyarns]

This poor guy is being railroaded

[humming-fly]

was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

[lazylittledragon]

dndads s1 you're so special to me

[yellowvixen]

week 32: transparent!