#he can't take alcohol at all he will drink one sip and BAM HE DRUNK ASS HELL and them denied in sober that he do thing like giggle idk

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Okay so HEAR ME OUT......

HC where Bi-Han gets drunk easy so alcohol makes him more ....

KIND.... AND .... CLINGY....to the point that he will cling at you like his life depend on you

The more he drink the more he...yk..do things that he sober will NEVER do

he like sooo easy to drunk that even few drops make him dizzy and he can mumbles sitting at table say some stupid shit ( i think it's funny)

Please see my vision i begging you

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hot mess [knoxville x bam]

desc: The jackass guys are out partying and Knoxville can't take his eyes off Bam. Bam is determined to prove he's not a kid anymore.

a/n: loosely based on the song hot mess by cobra starship, not proofread and written in the middle of the night per usual, probably gonna rework this one

warnings: smut, oral, drinking, knoxville is mean ig

word count: 725

Knoxville was sitting at the bar, half listening to whatever Dunn and Pontius were talking about next to him, sipping on his overpriced beer. His eyes were fixed on the dancefloor, or well, one specific person.

Bam had just turned 21 and was making the most of it. His moves were sloppy, his eyeliner smudged, his hands on the hips of a girl whose name he didn't care to remember. He was on top of the world.

Knoxville doesn't know how long he'd been staring at his co-star before their eyes locked. Bam looked confused for a second, before his expression morphed into a smug smirk. 'Arrogant brat,' Knoxville thought to himself, downing the rest of his beer.

The skateboarder stumbled towards the bar, leaning against it right next to Knoxville. "Gonna buy me a drink?" the young man slurred, that obnoxiously charming smile still painting his lightly reddened face. "Sure thing, sweetheart." That southern drawl and the pet name made Bam shiver, his confidence waning for a brief moment.

Bam didn't know what he was doing, the alcohol in his system clearly taking over. Sure, he found Knoxville attractive, and yeah, maybe the way Johnny looked at him like a predator watching his prey turned him on and-

His train of thought was cut off when the older man handed him his drink. He downed it in one swig, face scrunching up from the bitter taste. Knoxville watched him with amusement, a hint of something else sparkling in those big brown eyes of his. Bam came up with the best plan his drunk mind could conjure. "Think I'm gonna puke." He said, standing up and pulling Johnny towards the bathroom with him.

As soon as the bathroom door shut, Bam caged the bigger man against it, his hot breath against Johnny's ear. "Y'know, I felt you starin' the whole time. What, you jealous?" Knoxville laughed then, both at the position they were in and the drunk man's question. "She's not really my type." He leaned against the door nonchalantly, staring down at his costar.

"But I am." Bam said playfully, looking up at the older man with those big doe eyes no one seemed to be able to resist. Johnny laughed again. "You're so self absorbed, kid." The skateboarder's expression changed, his ego bruised.

"I'm not a kid."

"Prove it then."

Bam didn't like being underestimated and he for sure wasn't letting Johnny goddamn Knoxville patronize him. He was determined to prove the older man wrong.

What Johnny didn't expect was for Bam to fall to his knees in front of him, haphazardly unbuckling his belt and pulling his half hard cock out of his pants. "Not your type at all, huh?" The younger man snickered before wrapping his hand around the shaft and pumping slowly. Knoxville groaned at the contact, which only spurred the younger man on. Bam started slowly licking and kissing every part of Johnny's dick, taking his sweet time. "Quit bein' a tease." Knoxville gritted through his teeth. Bam hummed, so satisfied with himself as he slowly took his friend's cock all the way down his throat.

Knoxville couldn't help but moan at the scene playing out in front of him. Bam's red and swollen lips wrapped so perfectly around him, hair sticking to his forehead from sweat and those damn blue eyes staring right up at him. "Look like a girl with your makeup messed up like that." Knoxville teased, not expecting Bam to moan and pick up the pace at the comment.

Taking a handful of Bam's hair, the older man began fucking the younger man's mouth with little care for his comfort. "Gonna cum in that smart mouth of yours, brat." Bam felt a blush creep up his body at the crude words, moaning as he felt Knoxville's cum spilling down his throat.

Bam pulled off Knoxville's cock with a pop, breathing heavily. Knoxville tucked himself back into his pants, looking down at the man kneeling in front of him before his eyes stopped at his crotch. "Did you seriously cum in your pants from sucking me off?" A cruel smile spreading across his face as he watched the younger man take in what he said.

"See, just a kid."

And with that, he left Bam still kneeling on the dirty floor, thoroughly embarrassed and wanting more.

[megukins]

Drunken Love

𓆩♡𓆪 Stoned!Mattsun x Drunk f!reader

𓆩♡𓆪 genre: smut, 18+

𓆩♡𓆪 synopsis: You and Issei have a night out at the bar. You get high and drunk and so does Issei. You both end up horny and bam, car sex.

𓆩♡𓆪 a/n: I'm actually quite proud of this one.

𓆩♡𓆪 warnings: smut, 18+, unprotected sex, mentions of drugs, car sex, face fucking, drunk and high sex, mentions of alcohol consumption

𓆩♡𓆪 w/c: 1.0k

"What's taking you so long, doll face?" He rounds the corner of the bathroom to see you applying more lipstick and eyeliner to your face.

You had on fishnet tights with a black skin tight dress with a slit that exposes your thigh, and accentuates your curves. The dress made your boobs pop out a little too much and made your ass look delectable. You eye him in the corner of your eye, seeing him checking you out.

"Is there a problem, Issei?" You smirk at him, narrowing your eyes at his bulge.

"Of course not, but you need to hurry up before I can't handle myself and fuck you right here." He says feeling horny.

"Keep it in your pants." You tease.

You get out of the car to be greeted by Oikawa, Iwa, Yahaba, Hanamaki, Kyotani, he was forced to come Kindachi, and Kunimi who was also forced. They each take a good look at you, making Issei clear his throat.

"Yeah, let's admire something we're far from getting." He boasts.

You all walk inside, the place overcrowded. There were strippers stripping on poles, men throwing money at them while whistling, people smoking either cigars or cigarettes and marijuana, doing crack, gambling, making out, having sex, flirting, you name it. Oikawa picks an empty seat to sit at.

"I'll go get you a drink, doll." He says.

"I'm coming with you." You wrap your arm around him for protection cuz of pervs and weirdos.

"What can I get cha?" The bartender asks you two.

"I'll take some vodka. What about you?" He asks you.

"Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey." He stares at you crazy but says nothing.

"Here." He gives you two your drinks as Issei tips him and he gets back to work.

He gulps down his drink with 4 sips, another bartender refilling his.

"Something wrong?" He asks noticing how quiet you are.

"I probably should've covered up a little more."

You take a swig of your drink. He pulls out a blunt in his coat pocket and smokes it. He hands you one, and you do the same. He turns around to look over at Oikawa's table seeing them arguing amongst themselves and gambling. The bartender refills your third cup, you gulp it down quickly, and smoke from the vape.

"Woah, slow down there, doll face." He smokes from his vape.

"It's just a little whiskey." You say.

You eventually finish that one now on your fourth one. You climb on his lap, eyeing him lustfully, the liquor now kicking in.

"Care for a lap dance?" You slur.

"Of course, baby." He bit his lip like the lip bite emoji.

You plop down on his crotch, hearing him groan a bit. You rub your ass on it at a medium pace. He cups your cheeks in his large hands, the bulge in his pants becoming harder.

"Damn baby, that feels good..." He whispers in your ear, wrapping his arms around your waist.

It's obvious you're both stoned, drunk, and horny. He rubs your thighs, digging his nails into them.

"Fuck Issei I'm so horny..." You whimper.

He picks you up, practically running you to the car. You climb over your seat to sit on his lap. He pulls his pen out and smokes it, then smashes his lips against yours, blowing the smoke in your mouth. He practically tongues you down, and gropes your ass harder, you both moan. He pulls away, slipping your dress off, unhooks your lace bra, and g-string, leaving you in your tights.

"Leave those on, that would be so fucking hot fucking you in just fishnets."

You feel his clothed dick once more pressing against your thigh. You take his suit and dress shirt off and strip him out of his pants and boxer briefs. You eye his monstrous cock, the tip red, dripping with precum, feeling even more aroused. You get on the floor, putting his balls in your mouth nearly gagging. You slurp on it like there's no tomorrow, making him throw his head back.

"Fuck, you're doing good, babe." He moans, pushing your forehead down some more on his shaft.

He makes you bob your head back and forth and gives you no warning and cums all in your mouth, getting some on your lips. You straddle his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck. He bounces you on dick wildly, you grasp the steering wheel for support.

"I-Isseiii~" You mewl out.

He places his mouth on your hard nipples, flicking it with his tongue. He continues bouncing you, placing one hand on the glove compartment and the other on your ass. The car shook uncontrollably, as you accidentally honk the horn with your ass. Each time he grinded into you harsher made you honk the horn every 2 seconds.

"You're taking my cock so well, babygirl~" He growls, closing his eyes feeling close again.

"Daddy, 'ts too much! I- fuckk- can't take it..."

You throw your head back, pussy clenching around his dick. His cock twitches uncontrollably and releases all his cum juice inside you some getting on your tights, you cum soon after, both of you moaning coming down from your high. You both pant hard, and wipe the sweat from your forehead.

"Damn that was hot." He smirks, still panting.

"I was afraid you might tear my pussy." You joke.

You slowly climb back to the passenger seat, tired. You two put your clothes back when you notice your panties are missing.

"Issei, give me back my panties!"

"Sorry doll face, you just look so sexy naked I couldn't help myself. It's even more sexy walking around with that dress and no panties."

You see Iwaizumi and the others walk out the bar wondering why.

"We're going home, this dumbass got drunk." Iwa explains.

"That's not nice Iwa-chan, you hurt my feelingsss." Oikawa slurs.

"Just shut it!" He says, waving you bye and drives off.

"You good, Y/N? You look worn out." Yahaba notices your fucked out appearance. Your eyes blood shot red, drool forming at your mouth, hair messy, lips bruised. Matsukawa was in the same state.

"I'm fine!" You reassure him. They say their goodbyes and get in their cars and drive home.

"Damn we should go to bar more often." You smirk.

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