#he can rap

[pardonmydelays]

i dare you to write an essay about vivo 🙊

oh my god, yes, finally someone who wants to hear about vivo THANK YOU BEL ANON FOR THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

so first of all, who is vivo? vivo is a kinkajou anon, and you would probably ask me now: what's a kinkajou? oh baby, i think that you're ready to learn a thing or two it's a yellow monkey (idk i'm dumb, ok? but he is cute and he has a little hat and big brown eyes and lin-manuel miranda's voice), he lives in cuba and he is a puerto rican rapper making music with his best friend andrés.

okay, you may be thinking: what's a kinkajou doing playing music in cuba, don't they like usually live in the rain forest? well, maybe he fell in a shipping crate as a baby, next thing he knew, he was somewhere new, he wasn't singing the same chorus-

and then andrés found him and saved his life and they have been best friends ever since.

but then, like 15 min into the movie, andrés dies. pretty fucked up if you ask me. and now vivo is on a mission to deliver a love song written by andrés to marta, the woman he was in love with. and gabi, his new friend, helps him.

(of course they don't get along at the beginning)

the whole story is amazing. the soundtrack slaps, but what else did you expect, it's literally lin-manuel miranda. the thing is, it's actually so underrated and no one ever talks about it, so it's my duty to force all of you to watch it now. please, do it. i promise you it's amazing.

[hamletthedane]

Imagine telling somebody in 1995 that one day, Snoop Dog and Flavor Flav would both be beloved American icons highly associated with the Olympic Games. With Snoop acting as an official NBC commentator and carrying the actual Olympic torch in his 50s.

They would look at you like you were absolutely insane. What an incredible world we live in

[crazycometspecular]

Cursed to live forever ⚡️

[a-selkie-abroad]

I was thinking about ecto-acne.... what if it acted like some kind of autoimmune disorder, with Vlad's immune system going after the cells with ghost DNA?

Thus spawned chronic joint pain Vlad Masters who carries a cane around on bad days so standing doesn't hurt so much. I've drawn him with a super basic cane here but I'm willing to bet he has a whole collection of fancy custom ones to go with every outfit.

[feroluce]

Love how Hoyo is just as much on Boothill's dick as the rest of us. The Wardance crowd really is just the fandom fjkdlsajlksl

[shynetyme06]

Pj if he was freaky on a friday night

Guy belongs to 7goodangel

[lanadelreis]

drake: haha i’m gonna diss kendrick

kendrick lamar’s honest to god reaction:

[nateezfics]

i haven’t been the same since this man picked up that electric guitar…

[rumisgf]

the mha equivalent of kendrick lamar dropping meet the grahams was dabi’s broadcast on live tv. everybody was in shambles and there had to have been so much endeavour discourse all over social media.

[oneshotgremlin]

Up and Down

Thoughts on how beings generally perceive their world one spatial dimension lower than the dimensionality of the space they inhabit:

In the flatlands, the way people perceive the world around them is through lines, and so visual receptors HAVE to be on the edges of their shapes

Otherwise by all accounts the person would be effectively blind

So Mrs.Red and Mr.Blue have this strange yellow boy

Who appears to be born with no eyes

(It’s directly in his center, but without tests and doctors nobody can see it)

And for all intents and purposes, the boy is blind

He has to feel his way around buildings and people (in his hand a black cane that his parents bought to aid him)

And he doesn’t know what his parents look like, and only knows them by their voice as they guide him

They love him all the same, regardless

(Meanwhile, he stares up at the infinite expanse of the night sky. But the thing about infinity is that it makes where you stand so infinitesimally tiny in comparison, and no matter how far you run side to side the stars do not move an inch for you. And if they’re all someone sees, the only logical conclusion that can be drawn is that where they are is unspeakably, claustrophobically small)

(It doesn’t matter if the kids at school bully him and the adults look at him with pity and disdain that he can’t even see, because don’t they know how SMALL they are? Don’t they know how small EVERYTHING is?)

And so, with years and years and nowhere else to go, Bill reaches UP

(And no-one else has tried before, because why would they? There is no up or down to conceive, only forwards and backwards and left and right.)

It takes unimaginable amounts of energy to punch a rift into a dimension. In a time and space unmeasurably far away, a six fingered man and his five fingered twin would learn that lesson well

In the flatlands, it’s less of an interdimensional portal looming ominously in a metal room and more of a calculation

l is for length. w is for width. h is for height

And like a computer told to divide by zero, everything falls apart

Did you know that when energetic particles that erupt from the stars collide with a sufficiently nitrogen rich atmosphere, it produces the color blue?

Did you know the only reason the flatlanders didn’t drift off into the freezing cold yet boiling hot void of space, despite not having a planet with the volume and mass needed to produce a gravitational field, is their dimension’s lack of third dimensionality?

Like insects pinned underneath glass, yet the glass protected their corpses from falling apart?

They scream. He cries. He laughs. They die.

It’s an old saying: “When gravity falls and earth becomes sky beware the beast with just one eye”

And when little Billy looks away from the stars, looks down to finally see his tiny, minuscule home

For the first and last time, he sees a blue triangle with a hat, and a red triangle with a bow.

[brattylikestoeat]

I’m Sorry but OT so fine.

[fairyofshampgyu]

he’s literally so beautiful and handsome

[antiquepearlss]

I actually really want Eugene to officiate the Varigo wedding because one, it’s not a very official or proper wedding. If anything, it’s something Rapunzel and Varian put together in one week and is essentially just a giant party where they blow stuff up and eat cake. Varian totally asks Eugene thirty minutes beforehand if he will officiate and after five minutes of sobbing, he agrees.

And two, because I want him to say this line-

“It has been a joy to watch your distracting childish rivalry turn into a distracting childish courtship, which will undoubtedly turn into a distracting childish marriage.”

[uzumaki-rebellion]

How are you a dude making a diss track to a woman? Lol. You were begging to come back by writing her love poems, but when she peeped you were really the ops, you have the audacity to do a 180 by putting out an incels greatest bullet points...and can't even keep up with the wack ass beat. This ninja said "Megan thee person" on a soundcloud beat. Meanwhile Meg out here paying you dust like:

[epickiya722]

I don't know why, but the first thing I thought was "y'all about to have a rap battle"?

[spampai]

The Jester 17 Bucks Edition

This is also the PJ’s Bitty used in the manga lol

Why?

…

Uh

‘Cause why not

PS: I’m not that good in blending so if the shading strays a bit from the og artstyle, that’s the reason.