#he c00t

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Explodes (me)

[lildreamycyclone]

can i request skaterlight recovery fluff? like kasper/infected got cured and lampert is helping them through recovery and the long lasting side effects? srry if this is too specific

Okayyy! I had fun with it <333

It takes time

(Skaterlight)

"Here is your melatonine, Kasper." Lampert gave Kasper one white pill and a cup of milk. It was a late evening, and Lampert came to help his boyfriend with the bedtime routine. "thx, br0…" Kasper mumbled, taking the pill. Despite his virus being cured, he still suffered side effects such as Leetspeak and troubles with sleep. The skater swallowed the pill and sipped the milk. He curled up, his knees close to his chest, yawning. Lampert tenderly stroke his brown messy hair and with a little hestitation, kissed his cheek. "You are very brave" he said, smiling softly. Kasper looked at him sheepishly. "l4mp3h… h0w l0ng d1z 5tuffz w1ll t4k3?…" he asked, tilting his head. Lampert letted out a tiny sigh. "Well, Dr. Retro said it takes some time… These symptoms are brief and will disappear after a while…" he answered. "We need to be patient, okay?" Kasper groaned. He was already tired of the virus, and he had enough of these stupid side effects. He pouted, his cheeks turning bright pink. He leaned onto Lampert, still curled up like a ball, making the lamp humanoid squeak with suprise and blush a little. Normally, he would panic, but since Kasper was almost cured, he did not mind physical contact that much. His plug-in tail swayed a bit, meaning he enjoyed snuggling with Kasper. The white kitten with golden eyes hopped onto the bed. It was Waffles, the cat Lampert gave to Kasper to deal with loss of Poptart. The brunette fell in love with Waffles at the first sight. The kitten started making biscuits on Kasper's tigh, demanding attention. He was very clingy, just like his owner. Kasper petted Waffles' head, feeling it's fuzzy white fur. The cat purred and laid on Kasper's lap, meowing. "h1z s0 c00t!…" Kasper giggled. Seeing his boyfriend happy made Lampert smile a little. He hugged Kasper, a bit awkwardly since he was still a germaphobe. He remembered the first meeting of Kasper and Waffles. The skater was sobbing, hugging the cat and whimpering "thank yous" to Lampert. This memory was truly heartwarming. Kasper held a star-shaped pillow and laid his head on Lampert's chest. He could hear his heartbeat and silent breathing, which relaxed him a lot. The lamp humanoid blushed and put his hand on Kasper's back. His plug-in tail wrapped around skater's waist. Suddenly, Kasper coughed. Lampert shivered, and then rubbed his boyfriend's back to calm him down. "It's okay, it's okay…" he said nervously. "s0rry…" Kasper muttered bashfully. "N-no! It's not your fault!" Lampert shook his lampshade head. Then he embraced Kasper even tigher. The skater chuckled and hugged him back. Lampert kissed his forehead, making him grin. "ur s0 c00t, l4mp3h!" Kasper giggled, and then he yawned. He rubbed his eye, feeling the melatonine kicking in. "Aww… You feel sleepy now, right?" Lampert sighed. Kasper nodded, and cuddled his boyfriend a bit, nuzzling onto the crook of his neck. Lampert gasped softly and blushed, and then hugged Kasper back. "I can sleep with you tonight, if you want…" he suggested. The brunette laid his head on Lampert's chest and closed his eyes. It meant "yes". The lamp humanoid laid down very slowly, to not wake Kasper up, then covered them both in a blanket. He wrapped it around the skater like a cocoon. Kasper's face stook out, with pink cheeks and fuzzy hair, which looked adorable. Waffles curled up on Kasper's stomach, falling asleep too. Lampert smiled and kissed Kasper's nose. The comfy pillow and the warmth of Kasper's body made Lampert sleepy too. He almost forgot how much he loved sleepy cuddles with Kasper prior to the virus. He sighed quietly, and closed his eyes. He really hoped that very soon, everytjing will go back to normal. That Kasper will fullly recover. But now, cuddling with his boyfriend was enough to make Lampert happy. He smiled, before falling into deep sleep. "Goodnight."

skaterlight my beloved

[stepperthenobody]

I watched the pilot a week ago and I already love him- He’s so baby girl material-

(First time trying to draw chess piece middle aged dude)

Dead wife 😀

Dead wife 2 😀

I like drawing tired chess pieces and chess pieces couples 🙂 AAAAA THEY’RE SO C00T ❤️❤️

Full page ✨✨

Anyways I will draw more of them in the future-

[askradiostatic]

Awww... that's oddly adorable that Al isn't killing val only because he still cares for Vox... I mean I would prefer if he DID kill him but it's wholesome he isn't cuz he still likes vox, so c00t

"It's not... Yeah..."

[kas-needs-mental-help]

HOLY SHIT DAVESPORT STUFF I MADE!!!!1!!!one!!

Redesigned these idiots, the ears are a temporary thing I just did for this image because ofc they have headbands like that and I thought it was c00t

Dave is a lot taller than Jack so he usually picks him up if he wants kisses 💜🧡

[just-a-random-raccoon]

Day 22: Sparky

Shhh I'm not late for an hour.... You're talking nonsense....

Couldn't be a dog without Blackjack am I right?-

Fanfic under the cut.

He was still getting used to being orange, he thought it was a attempt of his mind of giving hope of not dying. That's why he said "yes" to that weird promise, he doesn't even know what happened in the first place. One day, he is getting his sister ready for her birthday party at Fredbear's, the other, he is dying in a suit at his job making promises with a weird bear that says he is a God.

Probably the most weird experience but hey! It's the average Freddy's experience.

The most weird of it all it's not the promise, or the fact he is now orange for his make up if isn't the most weird of it all. The most weird of it all it's that a dog has been following him since. It's not an average one, not like Sparky at least, it's a purple one with a top hat and bow tie. How c00t! Thinks he is a person.

He tried to summon it but Jack doesn't know its name, he doesn't even know if its got an owner, so he just will wait for it to appear. The thing is, where that moment would be? Or what he even does this? What he is gonna do? Talk to it? Not like dogs could talk.

He didn't have to go to work because he has quit it since that day, Jack find Henry's expression hilarious when he saw the orange man walking to his office like nothing happened, but that was only a friendly reminder that what he did was pretty real and that he accidentally has made a deal with some kind of higher entity.

That he died

That he came back to life

That Dee died.

That his brother considers him a murderer.

And that he needs to save them.

He doesn't need those thoughts right now! He needs to wash the dishes!

Or that would be so if that dog haven't appeared and everything had turned black. Oh well, guess that moment is right now.

"Hey..." Jack muttered not sure of what to say, he was becoming crazy talking to a dog but he needed to try. The purple dog perked its head up, "by any chance you have a name?" Jack said kneeling down to the dog's level, the other one limited to perk up his head more showing a red collar that had the letters "Blackjack" print on it.

"OHHH! Your name is Blackjack." Jack was impressed more about the name that the fact this dog could understand him. "Kind off" the dog said.

Wait.

The dog said

Jack eyes went wide and stood up the most quickly he could trying to not make contact with the dog. He knew him the dog being purple was dangerous!

"Don't be scared Jack, I'm well. Your soul or better said you're my corpse since I'm the real Jack." Blackjack? Jack? Said being confident on his words even if his "voice" was the orange man's voice distorted.

"THE HELL ARE YOU? GET AWAY FROM ME!" Jack screamed at the dog, he couldn't run because it was all black. But he didn't wanted to be near that thing. "No need to scream! Let's see, calm down and breath. You're going to hyperventilate or something if you keep like this!" The dog just wanted to explain things soon as possible but the corpse was making it difficult.

"CALM DOWN??? YOU'RE A DOG! THAT IS TALKING! AND THAT BEAR! I- THIS- NO NO-" Jack kneeled down and grabbed the sides of his face. "This isn't real! I'm just having a nightmare! I will wake up and everyone will be there! Dee, Sparky and Peter! They- they will-" The dog cut him off "I'm afraid that's not happening Jack."

The dog was snuggling to the sobbing man right now trying to give him some comfort, it won't be like a hug or a nice hot cocoa like the one's Peter did but it was something.

"Let's just go one step at time, shall we?"

[tired-ticket-man]

Pai, rate my stupid cat (he's just a silly guy)

“10/10, very c00t.”

[leprosycock]

I knew you'd see the c00ts post... at this point maybe girl c00ts doesn't even need to be a girl. This man, in real life, pines for his fucking feline.

he commented on qt’s selfie earlier like “😍😍 damn r u a construction worker because you are building” blah blah blah we know the drill and it just made me laugh because everything he does with his girlfriend seems so much less passionless than it does with that cat. it is insane like so completely insane

[leelaufeyson]

WELCOME!

Hiya!, my name is Laufey💚/Lee🏳️‍⚧️/Jack🍊!

I use He/They 🤍pronouns and He/They 🤍ONLY

Im agender and trans 🏳️‍⚧️ as well as bisexual 🌌

Im really into Hazbin Hotel🐈‍⬛🕷🐷, Marvel 🇺🇲and Dayshift at Freddy's!🍊🍆

I play a lot of minecraft and might post some builds and shit on here! 🔥🔥🔥

Im the author and artist of a comic called Dont Let Go, which will be posted to my blog at least once a week! 😱👌

The trashpile may combust

Feel free to reblog, comment and ask questions!💚

So...yep dee do...here's some art!

AND HERE IS A C00T DOGGO

[kaleschmidt]

Ok so before I get into this I just wanna say there's like a smidgen of scp 4999 inspo bc I think abt it a lot.

Getting my notes out.... here we go

So, as one may expect, Death usually appears to a person if they're dying OR on the brink of death, but it also appears to people who've been through near-death experiences or are outliers (i.e. God, Norm, Jack if we're to assume he lives a similar life to dsaf jack [please live a decent life dt jack. On my knees. You NEED it])

Death usually appears to that person as someone or something that comforts the person. Honestly I haven't thought too deep into everyone's specifics bc I think I'll bawl and explode but for an example, I think Death appears as Sparky whenever she visits Jack (cue Harry wondering why her boss is saying "aww look it's a doggo how c00t!" to thin air since Death is invisible to everyone else). I mean there's another option that Death can appear as but I don't think that'd be comforting for Jack.

I've also kinda been brainstorming what the hell would Gingi's perception of Death would be because like there's part of me that def feels like it'd be smth nonsensical but also another part that feels otherwise...

Anyways um. That is all

thinkin of my dt death oc . Brainrot

[d0ttt]

Lil boi is getting a Magic Candy!

-DOT

[borisbubbles]

Eurovision 2010s: 45 - 41

45.  Rasmussen - “Higher ground” Denmark 2018

[2018 Review here]

FRIZ DEE YERRO, WINDY YERRRRR

But I’m getting ahead of myself. Remember when Christer rejected “Higher ground” from Melfest and it was the fucking WORST Melfest ever? Remember how Denmark recycled it and let it win DMGP? Well...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED SO HARD!! and not just Sweden to be honest, because “Higher ground” slaps, even a full year after the fact. It’s a paragon of righteous scandi energy, conceived in a mancave over a keg of mead, inspired by a tale of medival pacifism (which actually makes it non-toxicly masculine), imprinted on by Game of Thrones (a wonderful tv series that ended when the White Walkers melted down the ice wall and murdered everybody in Westeros ^__^)

In a nutshell, an absolutely kick ass entry.

Truth be told, it is IMPOSSIBLE to not get up from my chair, pound my chest and march along with the Old Norse (😍) post-chorus chanting. Rasmussen DELIVERS a performance so intense it rips the space/time continuum and creates a portal to the good old Viking days. 100% deserving of being 2018′s KEiiNO and the highest Danish entry on this ranking!

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44. Pasha Parfeny - “Lăutar” Moldova 2012

THIS DRAMPET MAKES U MIME GIRL

Pasha Parfeny looks like this now:

😬 

Years of being awesome clearly took their toll on poor Pasha, but I will cherish him for the fountain of fun he has always been.  “Lăutar”  is such an uninhibited display for Moldovan FOLK, bringing out the dulcimers, horns and “drampets” to bring a much-needed ethic palate cleanser after the musical genocide committed on the Baku Stage. It also features some of the best dance choreography found in this decade, in which Pasha and dancers hop around the stage like overexcited gerbils <3

(btw: the pink dancer SLAYS me every single time.)

Such a frivolous, playful, adorable act that radiates mirth from every pore. 😍 But wait, we aren’t done, because “ Lăutar” also features some of the more memorable, hilarious, iconic butcherings of the English language found in this decade (”You haven’t seen before the looks like drampet. 😍 Butter sound go straight to ur soul”😍). It certainly helps that Pasha is like a male Ruslana, struggling to express himself and resulting some hilarious awkward interview gold (Eurovision.tv: “Pasha, what is your secret for happiness” Pasha: “Make good sex ^__^”  Eurovision.tv: “. . .” 😍)

Naturally, a Pasha write-up cannot be finished without noting how central he is to ‘Moldova in Eurovision’, almost as much as Moldova’s staging is. This little man’s (literally. He’s like 1.65m lol) musical legacy includes:

- writing and performing Lăutar in 2012 - being a former vocalist for Sunstroke Project - being the mentor of Aliona Moon and writing her 2013 song - being the original songwriter for DoReDoS before Kirkorov took over   In other words, he is ~CONNECTED~ to every epic, high-tier Moldovan entry. WHAT AN ICON. Stay Safe Pavel!!

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43. Dino Merlin - “Love in rewind” Bosnia - Herzegovina 2011

Finishing 6th place from the death slot when will ur faves...x Man I do love my narrative entries, and it doesn’t get much better than an old man reflecting back on his life’s had, satisfied with its outcome. It’s such a c00t premise and Dino Merlin plays the part of the adorable grandfather with conviction. 😍 Even manages to transform Maja Sar into a fun hume for once:

“Love in rewind” really is all about the group effort. Dino himself is of course fantastic and makes this performance, but his troupe of ragtag troubadours carry a lot of weight as well, providing a wackadoodle wonderland for Dino to project his nostalgia onto.  

And then there’s the question of “Love in rewind” itself. It is easy to lump it in with all the other frivolous folk, but in reality it’s an experimental avant garde song disguised as folk 😈 (exactly like “Putnici”, in fact!). The song is made into an artform by a few unorthodox, sudden key changes. Key changes hated by the millennial wannabe pitchfork crew, but here at BorisBubbles we don’t support weakness so let’s wave them all goodbye in celebration of what is easily Bosnia’s best Eurovision entry:

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42. JOWST ft. Aleksander Wallman - “Grab the moment”  Norway 2017

[2017 Review here]

As a shameless EDM Hound, I have to admit that I am totally smitten by this piece of electronic undergroundness. A wonderful epileptic seizure of pitch black and lavender, executed to perfection by Aleksander Wallman. “Grab the moment” offers show-stopping visual effects, great vocal execution and an additctive beat. THE TRIPLE THREAT OF LIVE MUSIC!

Fortunately, there’s also a great underlying message. I haven’t really talked about the Mental Health Anthem all that much in this ranking, but that’s mostly because I haven’t ranked most of them yet. Any song that inspires people to believe in themselves, that it is okay to be imperfect and that tackles social issues such as procrastination and neurosis HEAD ON and WITH RESPECT, deserves praise.

Which is exactly what JOWST & Aleksander do, specifically by addressing young heterosexual men. 😍 (ie: the demograph that is the least likely to reach out for a support when they need it). They do this very cleverly, by using teenspeak to discuss the ever-relatable theme crippling anxiety and how to lay it aside and get shit done. 🤜🤛 so let us all 

KILL k177 K!££

~ThEvOiCeInMyHeAd~

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41.  Ruth Lorenzo - “Dancing in the Rain Spain 2014

THE RAIIIIIN THE RAIIIIN THE RAIIIIIN

Ruth. Yo quiero ser Ruth. Because Ruth is emblematic of Spain’s biggest (only) strength in Eurovision: the LOUD OVERDRAMATIC SCREECHING POWERBALLAD 😍 There are so many precedents to Ruth, from “Él” to “Vuelve Conmigo” to “Bailar pegados” to “Quedate conmigo” but “Dancing in the rain” may be my favourite of the lot. In part because Ruth is a GODDESS and I was *invested* in her success the second she won the NF:

Which she then followed up by forming a backstage bitch coven with Conchita and Suzy. 😍 Excuse me for a moment, I have to lay myself down and blow myself with a fan because that alliance contains so much awesomeness it gives me palpitations. 

But I mostly love “Dancing in the rain” because of the performance. It’s a great composition in its own right, providing intense screaminess, well-executed language changes and of course, literal stage rain. 😍 However, Ruth is SO intense in her delivery it becomes a moment of contemplation, of exaltation, and of stupefication as Ruth’s SONIC ENERGY washes over us like a tsunami of sound. DEJA CAER, DEJA LA LLUVIA CAER, THE RAIN THE RAIN THE RAIN

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and since this is the last update for Spain, Bosnia, Moldova and Denmark, I’ll include my overall thoughts below. 

DENMARK

The only people who like Denmark in this decade are those with negative taste and no self-respect and those desperately wanting to be Swedes but never will be Swedes (ie: Danes)

MOLDOVA

Not a ‘perfect’ track record, but still an excellent showing for a country with so few resources. Moldova is one of my favourite countries in ESC and this chart should show you why. 

BOSNIA - HERZEGOVINA

Bosnia - Herzegovina participated four times in this decade and were epic exactly once. Thank you for that... now I normally would add that I miss them but, nah. Bye. 

SPAIN

I am honestly shocked Spain didn’t do worse on my ranking?? I don’t think they’re like.. a ‘TERRIBLE’ esc country the way Ireland and Montenegro are, but jesus fuck out of the cavalcade of incompetent countries that have no idea what the fuck they’re doing, Spain is the giantslewofincompetentcountriesthathavenoideawhatthefuckthey’redoingest. Which is puzzling given that all of their high results come from kickass female-fronted powerballads, ie: the easiest trope to nail. (case in point: Macedonia scored a top 10 with one. Macedonia.) JUST STICK TO THOSE and ditch the wannabe reggaetons. 

[askthiscpblog]

I find wolfy and Ej very c00t together

((I think so too! Luckily he is her mentor))

[rose-alcohol-and-rozes]

the autism doggy has a very very VERY soft coat indeed it does.............. it purred and kicked its little feeties my heart my soul

*he giggled a bit at how c00t it is and continued to rub its belly*

[rotary-park]

0www, rand0m Henree encounter! How c00t! He thinks he escapes the void!

“I can come and go as permitted. However, I feel. . I feel as though the timing is wrong.”

[smileponeh]

Here ya go! I made skeleton version of Rosed Pain! Isnt he adorable? OWO i know he is but still....

Poison the fluffiest potato needs love too

Poison is a c00t boi and rosed pain is a hot boi so yeah- i might draw ecto body of it soon

Original specie made by @6agentgg9