#he be flirting 👀👌

[harrysfolklore]

what's a soft launch? - fc43

summary: fraco's girlfriend wants him to soft launch their relatioship but franco has no idea of what a soft launch is. based on this request

folkie radio: ANOTHER FRANCO SMAU !! i'm currently working on a long franco fic so consider this a little treat while i finish that one👀 i hope you enjoy!

MASTERLIST | PATREON

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yourinstagram im the proudest girlfriend in the world because my boy is officially F1 DRIVER !! 🥹 go crush it my love 💙

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yourbff cuties 😍😍

username1 vamos franco !!

username2 ahhh congrats franco

username3 you’re officially a formula 1 WAG now how cool

username4 don’t forget me when you become the next alexandra saint mleux

username5 yaaayy for franco

username6 my favorite couple before you get viral

francolapinto te quiero hermosa 😍😍❤️

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francolapinto VAMOS! excited for my first race in monza this weekend 🇮🇹

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username1 YAAAS

username2 hello ???? he’s gorgeous

username3 UMMM i was sad about logan but look at THIS

alex_albon 👏👏👏 Welcome !

landonorris let’s have some funnn

username4 IS HE SINGLE????

↳ username1 from what i’ve gathered, he has posts with a girl from last year but nothing recent (the girl’s account is private)

↳ username2 HES SINGLE WE WON

williamsracing 💙

username5 I HAVE MY NEW GRID CRUSH

yourinstagram 😍😍🤤 my man

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yourinstagram cheering on my baby from home 🥺💙 VAMOS FRANCO !!

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yourbff YAYYY💘

username1 vamosss franco

username2 get your paddock passes girl

username3 gorgeous 😍

username4 we need your WAG debut

username5 🙌🙌🙌🙌

username6 i need that hoodie !!

francolapinto 😍😍😍

francolapinto i miss you so muchhh i love you

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francolapinto Que dia inolvidable… thank you so much for this opportunity 🇦🇷🤍💙🥹

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username1 KING

username2 franco colapinto consider me your fan

username3 HES SO DAMN HOT

williamsracing VAMOS 🙌

username4 LET ME BE YOUR WOMAN

username5 i can’t believe a man THIS hot is single

charles_leclerc Welcome 👌👌

username6 i bet he’s on raya and i’m not giving up until i find him

username7 both him and lando being single.. paris is my favorite city

username8 FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

username9 how long until he starts dating the journalist that kept flirting with him

yourinstagram 😍😍😍

yourinstagram mi amor ❤️

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francolapinto im only yourssss bonita, always

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yourinstagram a few days of rest and relaxation with mi amor 🥰

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username1 cutiesss

username2 my favorite anonymous WAG

yourbff my babies <33

username3 😍😍😍

username4 girl when are you going to the paddock?

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username5 i’m your biggest fan

username6 couple goals

francolapinto I love youuu😘😘😘

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f1gossip During Williams' latest podcast episode, Alex Albon joked that Franco Colapinto's superpower was "his ability to charm all the ladies everywhere", Franco said that no one is charming him because he has a girlfriend 👀

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username1 HUHHH

username2 franco is so strange

username3 i know his ass is lying

username4 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE MOVIEEEEE

username5 sometimes i don't understand what's up with him

username6 watch him flirt with all the interviewers tomorrow tho

username7 NOO FRANCO YOU'RE SINGLE

username8 he's lying his ass offffff

username9 pics or didn't happen

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yourinstagram my first grand prix weeked. no biggie im ready

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username1 yayy about time girl!

yourbff HAVE FUN and don't forget to send me pics 💕

username2 my favorite WAG

lilymhe welcome to our silly world 💙

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carmenmmundt So nice to meet you sweetie!

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username3 you're going to change us for your new wag friends

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lilyzneimer 🤩

francolapinto My girl and now everyone will know 😉

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williamsracing Love is in the air in Austin 💙

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username1 OMFG??

username2 NOT WILLIAMS EXPOSING HER INSTA

username3 WAIT i saw pics of franco tagging her BUT I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE A COUPLE

username4 AHHH HER INSTA IS PRIVATE

lilymhe 💕💕💕

username5 franco colapinto is the coolest driver the grid had seen recently

username6 GET FRANCO A SEAT

username7 they said fuck a soft launch

username8 THAT SHOULD BE ME

francolapinto 😍😍

yourinstagram 🥺

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f1gossip "My girlfriend is over there, she said she wanted to do something called sub lunch, or what was it called? Soft launch, yeah that. No hablo ingles no se que es, I just brought her with me so everyone can see I'm happily taken" - Franco for Sky before the race 😭😭

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username1 FRANCO OMFG

username2 hes so unintentionally funny

username3 him saying that he doesn't know what a soft launch is bc he doesn't speak english was me ROLLING

username4 franco the man that you are

username5 I CANT DO THIS 😩😩😩

username6 i need him bibically

username7 HES SO MESSY

username8 i need this or nothing

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yourbff my favorite WAG

francolapinto hermosa 😍😍

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username1 feed the people put the instagram public

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yourinstagram he didn't understand the concept of a soft launch so we had to do this in the middle of the paddock 😅 love you so much mi amor @/francolapinto

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username1 AHHH

username2 HER INSTA IS PUBLIC NOW

username3 all the boyfriend content here im going insane

lilymhe cuties 💕

↳ alex_albon We need to step up our game

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↳ username1 i love them sm

username5 THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

username6 franco colapinto being a simp in a long term relationship wasn't on my bingo card

username7 can we talk about how pretty she is tho?

username8 THANK YOU FOR LETTING US IN BESTIE

francisca.cgomes my new bestie actually!

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↳ username2 AHHH BEST WAGS

username9 scrolled all the way down and she has the cutest posts about franco i cant

username10 IM SO JEALOUS

username11 franco not knowing what a soft launch is PEAK COMEDY

francolapinto love you hermosa 😍

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francolapinto what's a soft launch?

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username1 FRANCOOOOO

username2 i love him so bad

username3 HOW TO MAKE A FORMULA 1 TEAM FOR FRANCO COLAPINTO FROM SCRATCH

username4 this man is so messy i cant help but love him

oscarpiastri I didn't know what that meant either, don't worry

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olliebearman 🙌

username5 FRANCO LET ME BE YOUR WOMAN 😩😩

username6 franco is really a SIMP and not a fuckboy like everyone thought WE WON

williamsracing We love to see it💙💙

username7 wiki how to have franco's gfs life

username8 CRYING

username9 franco don't you ever gatekeep her from us again we need her at every race

yourinstagram i'm the luckiest ever 💕

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[smolbeandrabbles]

Ahhhhhhh!!!!

I have no words but thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!! 🙏 Can’t believe you took all my random ramblings to you and managed to fit them all together into this fic!! 🙏

This was so much fun to read! Giggling, kicking my feet, laughing, screaming!

So, so good! Thank you! 😭🙏

Also I see what you did there with the gif 😉 I appreciate it! 😉💚

Promises (liveaction!Roronoa Zoro x female!reader)

Summary: Zoro and you are protective of each other 💚

Warnings: cursing, violence, mentions of blood, bullying

A/N: well, this started as a request but turned out to be more of a collab?lol @smolbeandrabbles sent me the idea and the inspiration song, and helped me through it so this came out hahaha i hope you like it! This is inspired by the song "New Fears" by Lights 🥰 also, there's a small time skip in the middle and the two scenes in italic are flashbacks!

'"Cause I have these new fears that carry me through

Every bullet I'm taking for you

So just hold on tight

I'll be coming, I'm coming for you, oh oh

And every night

I'll be burning, burning for you, oh oh

And I will back you up, I will show you love

I will give you all I got 'til I cannot

Hold on tight

I'm breathing, breathing for you, oh oh

It hadn't been long since you and Roronoa Zoro had started dating. That meant you were still trying to figure out this whole 'relationship' thing.

Not that it was hard, not at all. You both really liked each other, so you were willing to do anything for one another. It was just that... both being inexperienced, belonging to someone was a new adventure you were going to face together.

And it wasn't like a big effort either. Even before you were an official couple, both of you were already inseparable, ever since you joined the straw hats.

You got along like no one, you were always by each other's side and there was no one who could understand each other better. It was like you were long lost soulmates.

But... you just didn't say it?lol

Maybe you were both afraid the other one would see you only as friend? Or maybe you were just stubborn af lmao

It didn't stop you from stealing a little time with each other every now and then though 😏

You specially loved your late night talks. You had lost count of how many times you went to his room (or him to yours 👀) late at night just to chat.

Zoro liked asking you about your life before joining the straw hats. He loved hearing your sweet voice giggling while telling funny stories about that time.

You, on the other hand, loved when he talked about his childhood and the promise he made to his friend. The glint in his eye when he talked about that dream of his, it was one of the most beautiful things you had ever seen. That's when you knew Roronoa Zoro was the strongest and most determined man you had ever met and you couldn't help but admire that on him.

You also had a lot of fun teasing each other lol you usually joked about his fighting when you were training together ajskajskaj you knew he was the most skillful fighter you had ever met, but you also knew deep down he was a softie, so you loved seeing the shy smile he gave you whenever you teased him.

- you sure you need all those swords to beat me? - you asked teasing and emphasizing the 'all'. You held your dagger on your right hand, the only weapon you ever used and that fit you so well it felt almost like a part of your body.

That made him chuckle.

- of course i'm not using all of them, i gotta take it easy not to completely kick your ass - he said smiling.

- aww you're not getting soft on me, are you, Roronoa? - you said raising one eyebrow.

Was that a small blush on his cheeks?! Oh gosh, he couldn't get any more adorable. You had to look away or else you'd be falling even harder for that man.

- ha, you wish - he replied grabbing his sword and getting ready to start.

The whole crew (except poor baby Luffy 😅😂) had already noticed something was going on. And they would tease you like hell for that.

But still you wouldn't say anything.

I mean, not until that day.

The day Zoro fought Dracule Mihawk. That day could easily be top 3 of "worst days of your life".

Of course you believed in him and supported him no matter what, but you knew what he was doing was dangerous.

The way Mihawk showed no mercy, Zoro's painful grunts, the gash oh his chest... everything felt like a horror scenario and you just panicked because there was nothing you could do.

Fortunately your friends brought Zoro to the ship again, where he was taken care of.

Zeff said you all needed to stay with him and keep talking to keep him alive, but you were so shocked you couldn't even think of something to say.

After some time and with the support of your crew, you finally gathered your courage and decided to speak to him, from your heart. You couldn't let your best friend die like that.

You approached him and started talking softly, not really sure what to say, but hoping the words would come out eventually.

- hey, umm... i guess... um... we miss you..?

You took a deep breath.

- who am i kidding? I miss you, Zoro. I don't know why i never said this before and, oh my, do i regret it right now, but I... - were he even listening? You weren't sure, you just had to get it off your chest - I really like you. You're one of the best people i have ever met and i love spending time with you, and the thought of never being able to do that anymore is freaking me out. I know I could never stand in the way of your dream, because i believe in you, Zoro, i really do. But i also know I should have done more... more to protect you - you paused a bit before letting out the next words - joining the straw hats and sailing on the Merry, it made me feel so brave... and i thought i got rid of all my stupid fears. But now i realize i have a new one. And it's losing you, Zoro. Please, don't leave me...

Your voice broke at those last words and you started crying uncontrollably, hiding your face in your hands. The thought of losing him really made your heart ache.

Until...

- stop crying, i'm not going anywhere.

You lifted your head so fast it almost hurt. You couldn't believe it.

- Zoro?! Oh my gosh, Zoro, you're alive - your voice almost a whisper as you hugged him, careful not to hurt him even more.

He chuckled, eyes still closed and wincing a bit from the pain.

- oh my gosh, i was so scared i had lost y-

A realization immediatly hit you and your face went as white as a sheet. Was he listening? Did he... did he hear what you just said?!

Oh no.

- umm... how much... did you hear? - you asked slowly, a bit scared of his answer.

- enough to say i feel the same - he said with a small smile.

Yeah, so that happened. Was it cute? Totally. But it didn't stop you from shivering whenever you remembered that fight.

Confessions aside, the sight of Zoro lying on the ground with a pool of blood spreading around still haunted you and you couldn't seem to get it out of your mind.

That day you made a silent promise to always protect that man. Of course you knew he was the Roronoa Zoro, infamous pirate hunter and master of the three sword style, but you swore to yourself you would do anything on your reach to keep him safe.

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You were at a bar at Logue Town. It was the evening and Zoro invited you to go there for his usual booze (lol). Chilling with your boyfriend sounded really nice after spending a whole day cleaning the Going Merry, so, sure, you agreed.

You were drinking and talking at the bar counter and everything seemed okay until you heard two familiar (and very annoying) voices.

- wow, check out the loser we found here!

- no way he still has the guts to show up in public after that.

You turned around and confirmed your suspicions: yep, Shinjiro and Aki, the bounty hunter brothers that were a pain in Zoro's ass.

You (unfortunately) had already met them a few months ago at another small island. They both had pitch black hair, were very lean and tall and looked so ugly they could scare babies with just a smile.

At that time, you weren't even girlfriend and boyfriend yet, but Zoro already told you how much of jerks they were. He explained they had been competing and picking on him for years and, when they found out he had joined a pirate crew, it only got worse, so you knew what you were getting into.

On your first encounter with them, you were able to leave before things got heated, but it seemed like this time it wasn't going to be that easy.

You were already opening your mouth to throw all the bad names you knew at the brothers, but Zoro softly put his hand on yours and mouthed "they’re not worth it". You trusted him, so you immediatly went quiet and followed his strategy.

Sadly, Shinjiro and Aki weren't that smart.

They sat by the counter too, not facing the both of you, but speaking loud enough for you to hear it.

- hey, Aki, did you hear what happened with a certain 'pirate' with moss hair? He challenged fucking Dracule Mihawk to a duel! - Shinjiro said ironically.

"Don't say that name. Don't you dare say that name", you thought.

- no way! He could probably be the winner of the "biggest idiot in the whole East Blue" award - Aki replied with a nasty laugh.

Your blood was starting to boil. Zoro alone was twice the man both of them could ever be: braver, stronger and better in so many ways. Who did they think they were to talk about your man like that?

- yeah, either 'biggest idiot' or 'worst swordsman'. I heard Mihawk could take him down with only a small knife, right into his heart - Shinjiro gestured like he was puncturing his own chest.

'Right into his heart'.

Those words echoed in your head.

No.

They were bringing it all up again.

Mihawk's eyes. Zoro's painful voice. Your desperate crying. All flashes going back to your mind.

It was like you were reliving that horror again. Zoro even tried to talk to you and distract you from it, but it didn't seem to work.

- what a joke. And how did he not die? - Aki asked, acting clueless.

- he was so pathetic Mihawk had to leave before turning him into pieces. Not before slashing him right on the chest. Legend says if you go to the Baratie right now, you're probably still gonna find his blood on the ground - Shinjiro said and laughed loudly.

That was the last straw. You got out of your trance and decided to do something.

- okay, that's enough - you said sternly and got up of your seat.

You walked up to Shinjiro and looked him in the eye, your rage nearly melting him.

- oh, yeah? What you gonna do about it, little girl? - he said mocking you.

- here's what - you said and punched him right in the nose.

He was so taken aback by your sudden attack he couldn't even form a reaction. Guess he really underestimated that little girl's strength, right?

When he was still trying to understand what happened, you kicked him in the crotch. Yeah, such a nice move that serves right to a dick that was badmouthing your boyfriend.

As he bent down in pain, you quickly grabbed your dagger (you had learned with Zoro to never leave without a weapon 😅) and hit the back of his neck with the hilt, making him fall to the ground, unconscious.

Wow... did you really knock out the guy?! I mean, of course you were a very skillful fighter, but you were surprised by your willpower and quick thinking over there lol

You took a quick glance back at Zoro with a smug smile and he was there watching the whole thing just like that 'white guy blinking' meme. His girlfriend was kicking ass? For him?! Could she become any more amazing??

When you turned around, Aki was fuming.

- what did you do to him?! - he screamed/asked.

- oh, don't worry. He'll only stay like that for a few hours. You should actually thank me for not having to listen to his stupidity for a wh-

You hadn't even finished your snarky retort when you saw him coming to attack you.

You were usually fast in your fighting. You weren't the biggest or the strongest, but you were very fast, and you were proud of that because it always led you to winning.

But (you weren't sure if the attack caught you off guard of if the sight of Zoro looking at you so impressed had distracted you more than normal) apparently that time it wasn't enough.

When you realized it, Aki had pushed you to the ground and you fell with a loud thud. And as if it weren't enough, you noticed he had a knife in his left hand. You could only notice a long gash starting to bleed on your right arm.

You looked at Zoro as if asking for help and he was looking at you, but he didn't seem like himself. You had never seen that anger in his eyes, it was like he was possessed.

As quick as you fell, Zoro unsheathed his sword and knocked Aki out until he was laid on the ground, the point of the blade only a few milimeters away from his heart. Zoro knew how much you hated unnecessary killing, but this guy had crossed a line there (he had hurt his girlfriend?!) and needed to be taught a lesson.

- you lay a finger on her again - Zoro said through gritted teeth, his voice low and menacing - and i won't be this merciful. Was i clear?

Aki nodded frantically and you could see it in his eyes he was regretting everything and praying to get out alive.

Zoro sheated the sword again and stepped away, still murdering Aki with his eyes.

"That was freaking hot". No shame, but these were your exact thoughts as you watched the whole thing, still sitting on the ground and looking up at him. That was until you came back to reality from your little daydream about your extra hot boyfriend and noticed your wound was still bleeding.

Zoro hadn't forgotten about that either and immediatly kneeled down to check on you.

- (Y/N), are you okay? - he asked very worried about you and checking your arm. The way he looked at you and his soft touch gave you butterflies.

- yeah, i just need to... bandage this up - you replied weakly.

- come on, let's get back to the ship - he helped you get up and you walked back to the Going Merry, him checking on you every 10 seconds.

When you got back to the Merry, Zoro led you to the room you shared (yep, now you were on the 'sharing a room' basis *wink wink*) and helped you bandage your wound. You realized it wasn't that bad and hopefully it would heal in a couple weeks (which was a relief, cause if it was worse Zoro would probably go back to the bar and finish Aki right away 😅😂).

When you were done, you started rambling:

- hey, um... thank you for standing up for me back there. I know taking those guys was stupid, but they were badmouthing you and bringing all that back, i just couldn't stand it anym-

- hey, don't mention it. I couldn't let that jerk hurt my girl and get away with it - the way he said "my girl" made you all fuzzy inside - also, you did it for me first, so you could say we're even - he said with a small smile.

You chuckled. How could he put a smile on your face even in moments like these? That man was really a blessing in your life.

- yeah, i guess that's what makes us such a great duo - you replied winking.

He let out a small laugh and kissed your forehead. With that, you both started preparing your stuff to go to bed. I mean, after everything, both of you needed some good rest.

Soon you both laid down and went to sleep, holding tight to each other, like none of you wanted to let the other go (and you really didn't).

In Zoro's arms, you started thinking about everything that had just happened. Neither of you hesitated in protecting each other in face of danger. That was the moment you realized how far Zoro and you would go for each other.

You didn't lie, you were really a perfect duo.

That thought made you feel even more thankful for having found each other and for being in each other's life like that.

It also made you think back to that fateful Mihawk fight and what you told yourself that day. You had made a promise and you were going to keep it.

But what you didn't know is that Zoro had made one himself too.

Of course he had already promised to become the world's greatest swordsman and to find the One Piece with his captain. But he could fit one more, right? And perhaps the most important yet: to be by your side until the end of your lives.

"I'll take two times the misery

And half the glory

If it meant you'd be the champion

Of the story

And I'll take two times the agony

And half the wonder

If it meant you'd get twice

Twice the thunder"

[nessieartss]

it sukuna student au is EVERYTHING i literally bust out laughing when sukuna did the “hey” to megumi LMAO ofc his ass would flirt with him it’s so cute i love it

Lol sukuna flirts bad, like really BAD (cut him some slack he’s not good around people after all) but he’s trying so hard because megumi is 👀👌. Thank you anon this just made my day!

[at0micc0la]

Poly!Dream team x Reader x Karl

Short hc that didn't allow me to sleep after seeing the knf kiss, and I thought, what if a made it a tiny bit sad. Will write a second part but I'm a little bit tired

Friends to lovers and all, somewhere along the way they just knew that these wasn't just platonic

Well, everyone but you, oblivious af, and kinda dumb

Like it made sense that the boys ended up together, you spent too many calls w any of them talking about how they felt about the other

Karl: you know we've been friends for a while now and I trust you

Y/N: I'm all ears 👀👀

Karl: I think I'm in love w sapnap 🥺

Y/N: ...

Y/N: and the news are?? 😐

Even tho you having no problems with helping your boys with their love drama, something inside of you always wanted to you run away, like something is not right. But we'll ignore it

The moment they kissed was the moment everything unfolds itself, the fear of fuckin up a beautiful friendship was gone and they couldn't be apart from each others

That was the same moment you put a name on what you felt during those calls, jealousy

Now that they hugged, kissed and flirted 24/7 and you were left just like 🧍

Realizing that when Dream talked about how much he needed George with him, and how much he wanted to kiss him, all that support was actually a "I also want that, but it will come sooner than you think it will"

That when you held Sapnap, who always came to you upset about Karl flirting or kissing another person, it wasn't just a supportive friend actitud more like "I feel the same, come hug with me so we can calm down"

But what hurts the most was the nagging feeling in your head, that convinced you that they were better without you, they are a couple you are their adopted friend who they go out with and buy them stuff

That feeling pushed you to stop visiting Dream's house, or avoiding Karl's stream invitation

The boys were really upset about this change, they were so used to your voice, jokes and pretty face that your absence was loud

George: Hey, have you guys hear about Y/N? They promised that they would be with me when the vlog we made was being edited

Karl: They are streaming with Corpse today! I can try to help you instead

Sapnap: Corpse is not streaming today he is sick 🙄

Karl: But we just talked and they told me that. I'll check

Karl: ... Corpse is not streaming

Sapnap: 😌👌

Dream: Y/N has been weird lately, we haven't see them since last month, we need to know what's wrong

And that's where they found the last piece of their puzzle called love, they weren't complete without you

So a plan to bring you back was made

[unabashedly-so]

😉 SDV Elliot HC 😘

Flirting.

Content warning: does get a little naughty post 10 hearts, still SFW.

everyone's entitled to their opinion, even if they're wrong, and since i can't be wrong in my own hc post

📣 Elliott is the biggest flirt of all the bachelors.

...and bachelorettes, I feel confident in that too.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say in the whole valley maybe.

you don't see it much in his actual in-game dialogue, but tbf you don't see much of it in anyone's dialogue. The game's not really written like that.

BUT IF IT WAS!!!!! ☝️

I'd hang my hat on this. Elliott's flirt game would be 🔥✨🔥😩😩👌👌👌

he's self-assured, he's foppish and aware of it, and heck SOMEBODY's gotta hear all the GREAT one-liners and colloquialisms he's got bouncing around in his head all day from writing.

once he gets to know someone (mainly knows that they're okay with playful, meaningless flirting), he's just shameless.

he's complimentary: "that shirt really brings out your beautiful [color] eyes!"

he's self-aggrandizing: "did you miss me already?" (<--narrator voice: it's been <10 minutes).

he uses pet names and terms of affection so much you almost think he's forgotten your name but it's too late to ask now. "dear," "darling," "love," "light of my life," "sunshine," "lovely," "beautiful," etc.

he's also self-deprecating, or the damsel in distress, "oh, if only there was someone strong and dashing who could save me from my misery!" (author's note: his misery is an unopened wine bottle.)

✨ D R A M A T I C . ✨ calm down, sir. (read: don't.)

then the praise. oh the praise. "bless you, you kind and radiant soul. My world would be so dark but for your captivating light."

he's probably not one to use a lot of physical touch in his flirtations because, y'know, boundaries. But with a receptive 4-7 heart farmer, he might make some exceptions, particularly if it was farmer-led, and so long as it wasn't genuinely romantic or sexual. Like dancing, brief hand-holding, kisses on the hand, hugs of most kinds, etc.

and if there was something he wasn't comfortable with, he'd first deflect playfully. ie, holding hands for too long, "I haven't gotten my cooties booster this year."

he'd only use pick up lines if he came up with them himself. a man has to have standards, y'know.

so, he'd basically be like this with ANYONE with whom he has a decent enough relationship with (and he knows it wouldn't make them uncomfortable)

But. BUT.

Here's where it gets really interesting. Follow me down......

after a farmer gets his 8 heart scene... he shuts it down.

he stops flirting with them. cold turkey.

for those of you who think graphically like i do, see below for a representation:

so what the heck is going on between 8 and 10 hearts???? why does it actually get WORSE than before he barely knew the farmer????????

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he's not thinking much about any kind of relationship beyond friendship (with anyone, really) while he's working on his novel because he's So Close and that's really invigorating and it kind of overshadows all else.

then the book reading happens, and he hears himself say out loud that he dedicated his novel--his ENTIRE BOOK, arguably his LIFE'S WORK up to this point so far--to the farmer that he only just met a few seasons ago

(not to mention he canonically made it at their behest?!??? (2 heart scene picking the genre))

most authors dedicate first books to, like, their spouse or parents, or childhood best friend, sibling--someone MEANINGFUL, who has STAYING POWER, and has impacted the trajectory of their LIFE..........

🎵oh no.

🎵oh no.

🎵oh no no no no no.

talk about a fucking tidal wave of realizations that come crashing down on him. Things that he was too swept up in his own head to really realize or fully acknowledge. Like how, oh no, he's actually been putting some heat (and hope) behind his recent flirty interactions with the farmer. y'know, a more sophisticated of "hahaha... unless.....? 👀" Or how, oh no, did their lips always look so kissable? Or, oh no, was that story arc in his novel just an allegory for his subconscious pining? Oh, you mean the one he just READ OUT LOUD to the entIRE TOWN?????

the man's about to go jump into the sea with cement shoes.

and here's the thing: he's very SELF-assured. His confidence comes from knowing his own worth separate of extrinsic factors. But his confidence when it comes to relationships with other people??? Far less assured. He knows he can be intense in some ways, and not everybody wants that all the time. That stung, having to figure that out the hard way. And now it turns out all the sweet nothings he'd been saying to the farmer are actually emphatically true, but now how's the farmer to know that he's being serious when he says them??? And wouldn't it be so weird to say them with the fervor and hope of it being received genuinely while also having to acknowledge he'd said all those things ingenuously before, but he means them fr now??!?

he's too passionate about his adorée to want them to feel that he was being facetious with them, but was he not???

Oh, Elliott...

Despair(TM)-2

so he stops all flirting with the farmer. He doesn't ice them out, he just... acts a little differently. Where once he might have greeted them with a melodramatic tale of how he missed them so... instead he says, "It's wonderful to see you again."

it's almost like he treats them warmly, but professionally. The friendliness, warmth, sincerity is all still there but the jokes have faded away and he's a little more... stilted. It's about as subtle as he can be (ymmv), but the change is definitely... perceptible.

it's even worse when you take into consideration the bouquet, omfg. it DOES grant him a sense of security, but this is man is a ROMANTIC who is INTENSELY PASSIONATE. He's got a foot in the door, but doesn't want to scare them away by suddenly becoming overbearing. 8-10hearts is a bit of a tightrope walk for him, as he navigates getting closer to the farmer and being aware that not everyone can (or wants to) handle all he has to give (which is fine!).

he tries to give little tastes here and there but..... subtlety is not his strong suit, and he knows it.

and maybe the farmer has to confront him about it at some point, ymmv. it could very much be a "it's not you, it's me" conversation that leads to ???? or in this hc post, it leads to the 10heart event, where Elliott knows he has to let go of his fears and commit.

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It's just so hard because apparently this farmer really, really means a lot to him.

whoops how'd that happen *sweeps mountain of duck feathers and pomegranates under the rug*

without getting into the 10heart scene too much, I'd just also like to point out how fucking funny it is because you KNOW this romantic ass man has day dreamed so many different scenarios of expressing his love and adoration and when the moment finally arrives he just... totally flops. poetic.

but anyway once that's all established and good, the flirting comes back with a vengeance.

a saucy, naughty, 🌶️spicy🌶️ vengeance.

now that he's figured out where the new boundaries are, he's unafraid to use any opportunity (within reason) to express his adoration for them and reaffirm his commitment to them.

example, farmer teases him over a glass of wine, "wine on your tongue got you slurring, El?" To which he smirks, and lets out a low hum. "It's the wine now and you later, my love."

sometimes it's stupid, like stage whispering to Leah as you join them at the Saloon, "don't look now, but a ten just walked in. Should I talk to them? Do you think I have a chance?" (you're married, btw.) Leah's heard this before and says, "No."

sometimes if you're holding hands, he'll just start spontaneously pull you into a wrap in and dance with you, murmuring some lines of spicy poetry he writes and shares only with you. Sometimes this happens at home or on the farm, but not always.

but one way he NEVER flirts with you again is with anything that would put his adoration of you into question for even a moment. You may as well hang the moon and stars for him, and he'll never once let you forget or doubt that. 💖

sometimes it's just so infuriatingly cocky. "I hope you'll still love me when I'm so old and senile that I forget my own name."

"Of course I will."

"You make me so happy, dear. I just hope I can maintain the stamina needed to properly ravish it out of you."

[fall0utmind]

Ch 4

Well... That one hurt a lot, ouch

He will not continue to split his heart into pieces over a man who flip-flops between not looking at him or spouting cruelty.

Valentino Rossi you WILL pay for your crimes😁

It echoes like a mantra, carved into the walls of his brain, ensuring that he never forgets the burning hatred of those around him.

What if I kms, I just want to wrap him in a blanket and shield him from those people

He is scared that Valentino’s narrative of his character will have a lasting impression on his name in this sport.

That man better fucking crawl across the tarmac if he wants forgiveness

He doesn’t want to die, he doesn’t. But he certainly doesn’t want to live life like this.

Ouch (someday he won't have to🙃)

I absolutely love that Aleix and Fabio helped him, more of them pleasee

He knows if Valentino came back, it would be the end of him.

Well...

I’m going to fucking kill Rossi, I swear to god

I NEED him and the others to absolutely chew him out

Marc still looks gorgeous, even when battered and bruised. The thought makes him feel guilty for a second, he never wants Marc to be in pain. But still, it doesn’t take away from his attraction

I see you're laying more dovquez crumbs😏

I want rosquez to be end game of course but god those two are tempting, their bond is just 👌

Anyway

Sooo, since we're in misano can we please get Marc win next chapter 👀 I need him to be happier for at least a moment, please

Valentino rossi is going to hell after these chapters lol. He's such an asshole and he will find out all about it soon!!!

Marc deserves the world and you're so right, Vale should crawl across the tarmac and beg for forgiveness. We want GROVELLING people!!

Noted about Fabio and Aleix, I will keep this in mind :)

You will love the next chapter. So much shouting at Valentino, so much of him getting chewed out by so many different people haha.

Everyone loves the Dovquez so much I will be doing an alternative ending hehe. But even with Rosquez endgame I love the idea of them like flirting whilst they're both single hahaha.

Don't worry, marc happiness coming up 🫡🫡🫡

Thanks for the love 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[shotmrmiller]

Im not used to do this but god I love your writing!

The realistic Simon has me frothing because HHH.

Like man I will not try to win your approval here, like we are there for a reason whenever he likes it or not, the job gets done!

Sure the training has increased, is it to become capable? Already are. No, it's for being able to land a hit in your face and shut you for once 👊 Because if anything I only need Laswell to be proud, not this guy 😭😭😭

And the brute man that I'm assuming is König 👀 the ONLY time I would like to use the fact that I'm a woman because seeing the guy, scaroused instantly.

I'm sure as hell scared but fuck why does his strength make me aroused and the fact that he is tall as heck. Just trying to throw a flirt right there and there and see if it somehow stuns him enough to think of something out of pure unexpectedness or if he actually receives it well 😭💕

Anyways sorry for the rambling, your writing always makes me happy and it's good to read at work even if this guys make me want to punch something, it adds to the experience 👌♥️

ramble away! love the thoughts!

and lmaooo im sorry i'll return to the scheduled programming shortly.

and yes it's könig, tell me that behemoth would have any sort of mercy against anyone, much less a woman.

the only thing stilling his tongue is his anxiety rofl.

might stutter out an insult and then if you laugh at his pathetic attempts at intimidation he might have to kill you :/

[grandlinedreams]

Law thoughts: I adore when people write him as the type to freeze up or get tongue tied when talking to MC LOL poor guy in all his intelligence and skill gets shy when trying to talk to or even flirt with MC. Sure assertive or confident Law is cool, absolutely, but when they're alone and he just gets tense.. 👌👀🥰😳🥴👏😊😍

FR THAT'S SO CUTE Man has his shit together in theory but it falls apart when confronted with feelings hgkfjdn

[beefrobeefcal]

i think i know what "FM - One shot - Vacay" is, but then it has "- edit - DB 3"...did it turn into a Dieter story? 👀

Yes.

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

Frankie groaned. It was just his luck that your celebrity crush sat down at the table next to yours. After rolling his eyes, he looked over at you, seeing you melt as Dieter Bravo flashed a bright, toothy grin your way. "Mouse!", he hissed in a whisper. "Quit staring! Leave the guy alone!" You turned and looked at Frankie with a slight scowl. You huffed and went back to picking at your salad, mumbling something to Frankie about how jealousy doesn't suit him. He narrowed his eyes at you, then continued to eat, finishing his second, heaping helping of lasagna. Dieter made eyes at you, silently flirting with you as Frankie was distracted with the last few bites of his meal. You couldn't hide the bashful grin as your face got warm, feeling like a absolute loon for swooning this hard. The giggle you let out caught Frankie's attention and he looked up, then over at Dieter with a frown. Dieter, already eyeing up Frankie's hefty build and determined to get to know you both better, winked at Frankie and blew a kiss. Frankie sat up straight and dropped his fork, his eyes wide.

[mrghostrat]

(Tumblr won’t let me post from my GO sideblog but hi I’m @spot-o-bodysnatchin)

Ok so I just wanted to say I absolutely adore your writing and art style, loved your Paris teachers AU and Chapter 5 of your Streamer AU was just 😚👌 Literally GASPED like 🫢 at Crowley’s panic over the secret angel crush account!!!!

And I wanted to ask…. They mentioned they’ve both been single for a long time. They’ve also lived together for a really long time. Was there a point where either of them were actively dating someone else (and having them over etc.) while living together? If they have, do you think you’ll bring this up in the story?

Also one idea if you’re looking for an extra angsty/jealous/self-conscious storyline may be to have one of Crowley’s exes show up at the Edinburgh meetup? Maybe they’re also a streamer?? Just for that lil extra bit of tension thrown in 👀

Anyways I agree with everyone else to take your time especially during this time of year, but excited for new fic updates!! Appreciate u!! 😊

IVE BEEN THINKING, vaguely, about this. i think it’s a good opportunity for conflict and tension but ive put it off because, i just Do Not Enjoy writing jealousy as a plot device.

it’s partly why my first GO fic (In A Place Like This) was the polar opposite of that: crowley watching aziraphale flirt and chat up human men, and instead of being jealous he’s just impressed and proud

but the way i’ve written streamer AU so far, it only seems fitting. i do picture them as having dated other people, but crowley’s flings never went anywhere (hard to put 100% effort into someone who isn’t aziraphale) and eventually he gave up dating altogether when he realised that about himself. aziraphale would’ve had a few more long term situations, but he too stopped bothering just because of the Way He Is (introverted, hyperfocused, allergic to inconvenience).

i’d love to fit it into the fic somewhere for the juicy tension, but not 100% set on when. for now it’s just floating around waiting to slither into a fitting conversation

[clarynewme]

Hii!

Im kh, born 6th July 2002 at 7:25 in the morning, in Zagreb, Croatia

Im wondering when and what is coming for me in love? I never dated :/

Thamk you!!!

Hi😊 Same I've never dated👌Single club😘

For your reading I am going to use mostly vedic astrology.

I think you are most likely going to meet someone during this year until 2025.

This person could actually be a potential marriage or long term partner👀because in D1 chart you have 7th lord saturn in taurus conjunct rahu in 9th house and currently jupiter is transiting taurus (future spouse meeting). This to me indicates that this person might be a foreigner, from a different culture, spiritual or religious, unique, stable, mature, older than you and the relationship could be karmic.

Another indicator that shows this meeting: Looking at your D7 chart you have saturn in rohini Taurus. When jupiter, saturn, rahu/ketu are transiting in the same or opposite sign of sun, saturn, rahu/ketu in D7 chart it indicates a major event might happen during this time of your life like meeting your future spouse or a partner, engagement,  pregnancy, career,success,fame, breakup, divorce etc.(This technique is by Camila Regina from tiktok).

By using solar return 7th lord sign and 7th house energy we can see what kind of person you will meet,  probably one of his big 3 placements and how your relationship would be.

You actually have 7th house cancer amd mercury which means this would be a very deep emotional connection. You will express your feelings with each other, knowing intuitively what the other person is feeling. Communication is going to be very important in this relationship.

With 7th lord gemini moon in your 6th house conjunct sun and venus he will be someone very nurturing, sensitive, expressive, creative, open hearted, romantic, attractive, dual nature, likes teasing and flirting, communicative, analytical, intelligent, health conscious, hardworking, might be oversensitive, critical (virgo house),  materialistic and greedy, loves nature and animals. I can see dates around nature, doing chores together, cooking for each other, helping each other (acts of service).

The 7th lord is also aspecting saturn by 9th aspect (trine in tropical) so he might be emotionally mature, practical, organized and self reliant.

One of his big 3 placements could be same or opposite sign of 7th lord so gemini or Sagittarius.

Since this person could be your fs he can embody your Darakaraka ( cancer punarvasu jupiter conjunct mars in 1st house) characteristics: he could be very similar to you like physical features or personality(1st house), someone wise, family oriented, wealthy, who will teach you a lot of things, spiritual, very generous and giving (could be too much that others could try to take advantage of his nature either in a material or an emotional form), ambitious, strong, determined, passionate and very lucky/fortunate encountering obstacles, famous,  very attractive to women, can be protective of his family and loved ones .

Since the mars is debilitated in cancer and conjunct jupiter he could experience bursts of anger, intense emotions that could lead to lack of judgement/decision-making, could be impatient when achieving his goals.

Your DK is actually ruled by moon in aries krittika 10th house so someone who could be very courageous,driven, goal oriented, good advisor, workaholic (10th house), could have strong opinions, cutthroat (hurt other people with his words perhaps at work).

When it comes to appearance fs would have a larger/round/soft features on his face, body or chest; could have red or dark brown undertones (skin/hair); could be muscular think of the Aquaman actor Jason Momoa build; more average height but could be short; legs/thighs could be unique, beautiful and thinner perhaps they have tattoos.

You could find more from Camila Regina tiktok🤌

For your future spouse career I am trying out this tecnique the 10th sign from 7th lord in D1 or D9 could indicate possible fields. In your case it's aquarius D1 so anything related to Internet, technology, science, creativity, free-lancer, arts, music, dancing,spirituality, politics, astrologer, tarot reader, media/influencer, entrepreneur etc; in D9 it's capricorn so boss, CEO, engineering, medicine, finances, business scientist,entrepreneneur, politics,law, media, production, advertising, etc .

Regarding your meeting, pay attention to symbolisms of Sagittarius: horse, arrow, Bow, education, travel,etc. (This technique is by Camila Regina on tiktok💗)

Vedic Astrology placements:

Gemini/ Sagittarius/ Cancer/Capricorn/Aries/Libra/Scorpio/Taurus

Jupiter/mars/saturn/rahu nakshatras or influence

Okay I think I am done😅 I hope you like this reading if you do leave feedback on my page🙏 And let me know if it resonates👌it helps improving my readings🫶💜

[snickerdoodlles]

☕️ speak to me on what you want/think about for black post canon

BLACK MY BELOVED MURDER GREMLIN ❣

on a lighthearted note, Sean and Black and the behated in-law shenanigans. i want Black breaking into White and Sean's apartment to steal all their cereal and irritate the shit out of Sean (Ugh) and Sean to flirt with White in front of Black (the audacity!), because what is the POINT of Black and Sean being in-laws if not for them to irritate the shit out of each other. White absolutely knows what's happening and absolutely turns up the innocent "who, me?" mask as he winds them up, because the kid who resorted to biting Sean during a fight will absolutely be a gleeful gremlin about this.

on a cracky note, more of Todd and Black and their like...homoerotic tom and jerry act. what? i'm a simple person. Sing makes a beautiful villain and Gun makes a wonderful angry rebel. there's so much wrong with their relationship and i'm so invested, i could've watched an entire show of just these two getting bloody and physical about their ideological differences hello 👀👌

on a serious note though, Not Me as a show really let Black down :( Not Me's intended audience is an age group where people are really first getting involved with politics as well as often challenging their childhood (read: their parents'/guardians') beliefs, and Not Me as a show is both a love letter and wish fulfillment to the sense of injustice and anger at systematic discrimination that often follows that growth. it has a lot of overarching themes of marginalized people uniting as one community, validating the different ways righteous anger can express itself, and an overall message of needing to come together as one voice even when ideals don't align 100% (see Nuch and Gram).

all of which makes it really fucking frustrating that the gang leaves Black behind.

like. i agree with the show's message that Black's anger had tipped into self-destructiveness and that's bad. Black at the beginning of the show was burning himself to pieces trying to spark a revolution, and also pushing everyone who might've helped or cared about him away. White literally had to half-drown them both to knock Black out of his tunnel vision of rage -- i like the message of don't use injustice as self-harm and that trying to be a martyr isn't the answer.

but the gang isn't separated from Black because of any of that. sure, Black put distance between himself and them, but in action the gang actually dropped Black because the depth of his rage was like...inconvenient. they dropped him just because they didn't like him. Sean, Yok, and Gram don't follow up when Black has an abrupt personality change, they just like that he's suddenly a lot more personable (tbf to Gram, he did the first few episodes, then got a personality transplant so he'd drop it for plot convenience). thinking the standoff guy you barely know has been replaced by his twin you never knew is a bananas theory and there's no reason for them to ever suspect that, but then they still don't really care about Black or his well-being when he does come back. Gumpa as a character plummeted for me when he said he realized White wasn't Black right away and not only didn't follow up on Black, he went "oh yes, i like this one better, who needs Black." they didn't even look for him after Black rescued them in the hospital! the only people who ever give a shit about Black in the entire show is White and mfucking Todd, the guy who literally nearly kills him at the start, which is completely counter to the show's like. entire point. canon!

anyways, this is my long winded way of saying justice for Black. i don't want him to become a self-destructive rage monster again, but i like his righteous anger and post-canon i want Black to find a group of people who care about him and love him for being himself. i'm not against him eventually making his way back to the ROL group, but honestly i'd rather Black get a new group entirely because of *waves at previous paragraph* all of that. i did enjoy Not Me overall, but it completely dropped the ball on Black and i'd just like him to find a place that fully accepts him and all his rage and jagged edges beyond Only White.

[[ send me a ☕️ and a topic and i’ll talk about how i feel about it ]]

[mikuni14]

Laws of Attraction Ep 5

I had a short city break (I ate a lot of yummy food and saw 3 cats, one was very talkative, so of course it was great). That's why after returning I had to catch up quickly and watch LoA, the BMF final ep and the first ep of Only Friends right away.

LoA did not disappoint again and provided the best entertainment. I liked everything:

how we get glimpses of Charn as Tinn's future boyfriend, the way he's sulky and whiny, high maintenance, unpredictable (the bed scene when Charn, after weeks of heavy flirting and openly proposing sex, when it might finally happen, he just falls asleep lol)

again, the show takes all the possible corny themes and tropes of romance/soap opera/action series and makes great use of them in a way that I always like and doesn't give a second hand embarassment, BECAUSE:

unforced, truly romantic scenes that brings blushes and pure joy

cheap special effects 👌, exaggerated action scenes and fighting scenes 👌, Charn schemining against Vit and then the sequence of events when we see him doing it 👌, the death of the villain crushed by the bookshelf 👌👌 - WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE HERE

"you can do anything to me", a sentence that always works for me because it's both hot and a lovely proof of trust, obviously appears in this excellent series, it's surprisingly said by Tinn, which is actually great

in general, Tinn accepting everything that happens between him and Charn, accepting Charn and his flirting, just taking it in without hesitation, without hiding from Charn and his own needs, him being so confident and flirting back, being so wonderfully open to Charn - I just can't, both of them are awesome 🤩

I love how the drama intertwines serious scenes and conversations with complete fuckery 😄 We have Tinn and Charn having one of their famous arguments about morality, justice, existence in society, or Charn in one of his crazy tirades about power and money being called out by Rose, there are touching scenes of Tinn and Grandma remembering Tonkhao... and then there are scenes of Tinn and Charn just being themselves and ridiculous and the most fake fire ever. This series is gold

talking about Tonkhao, I really like that the series constantly reminds us of her and that she is treated with respect as a victim. Very often the victim in crime dramas is just "a tool" for the plot, is treated instrumentally, not like a once-living person, which never fails to annoy me. Fortunately, Tonkhao is still remembered in LoA, and the scene with Tinn remembering her and guarding her memory was very touching

I really like Charn's relationship with Rose, they act like real siblings, with all the silly and petty fights, but Rose also has no problem reprimanding Charn, popping his little bubbles of self-satisfaction and also worrying about him, especially in the scenes where Charn is triggered by his traumatic memories

I know Charn is a dick, but as someone who is interested in politics, I have to say that he's sort of right about not wanting to bring the senator to justice. I mean, how many politicians do you know who actually went to jail for the criminal things they did?

Tanthai must be going crazy in his head and his heart. Until now he was an abused kid who relieved his traumas by drinking, partying and being an annoying brat, now he is starting to be dragged down by a string of innocent people being killed and it's sort of about him and it's obvious how badly it affects him. Thee, who is desperately trying to make everything as it was before, must finally gets his shit together, because Tanthai simply won't last long like this

I'm offended because there seems to be a lot of stuff going on off-screen, like an almost-kiss in Tinn's room and a whole-ass date! I want to see it! The public has a right to know! 😤

LoA is so good. And am I seeing right 👀?Is the next episode a traditional "going to the beach/tree planting" episode? Woohoo! 🥳

[neurodivergent-nicky2023]

Sonic Prime S2 Ep. 1 Ramblings!

(⚠️ SPOILER WARNING!!! ⚠️)

I give it an 8/10. I liked seeing an episode that was just both Sonic and Shadow. And as usual, the voice acting was really good. I’m really looking forward to see what happens with the Boscage Maze in the next episode, as well as the rest of the shatterverses in the rest of the season.

And now to rattle off about some of my favorite moments in this episode:

Of course I had to start with when Sonic realized Shadow was “the real Shadow” and not a shatterspace counterpart. I homestly find it kinda sweet and funny how Prime!Sonic seems to be more of a cuddlebug compared to the other versions of Sonic throughout the franchise. Shadow looks so ready to murder though lmao

So that’s one off the Sonadow bingo /hj (made by @corffee here on Tumblr)

2. I find it pretty interesting too though how thanks to his speed and prismatic energy, Sonic seems to be the only one who’s able get to and from the shatterspaces, while Shadow couldn’t get through.

3. “I know I caused this. It just keeps getting worse.”

The way his voice broke a little when he said that. 💔 Deven Mack really sold that line!

4. What really got to me most was when Sonic gets excited that he seems to be back in Green Hill with his friends, but how devastated he is when he realizes it’s not the Green Hill he once knew 😭

5. The way Sonic looked when he entered the cave was kinda heartbreaking but kinda cute at the same time tbh. Poor guy :(

6. And of course, the big fight scene. I personally don’t think the choreography was as good as it was when they first fought in S1, but it was still pretty fun to watch! Also Sonic coming to Nine’s defense when Shadow said that he “couldn’t be trusted” and that he wasn’t his “real friend” was absolutely 👌.

7. Also, the smug looks at each other!!! (Plus Sonic teasingly flirting with Shadow? 👀 /j)

That’s two!

8. “Come at me, bro.” Shadow, buddy, please don’t ever let that come out of your mouth again. (I know he was mocking Sonic at this part, but still. It’s so weird hearing someone like him say something like that dhdjjsjsjsksk).

9. “Shadow! SHADOW!”

It counts, right?

10. Sonic saving Shadow! Let’s go!

[mysticbeaver]

After a post I made the other day I had some sudden brainrot at work about Kevin and Nazz's dynamic in the Big Picture Show 👀 Analysis time! This sounded like a great idea until I wrote it down 🥴 Disclaimer: not necessarily my headcanons set in stone, this is all food for thought and discussion is welcome.

So basically, Kevin and Nazz's established dynamic throughout the show is this: Kevin acting cool and trying to impress Nazz, while she goes back and forth between happily hanging out with him as a friend, and being bored/annoyed by his showing-off or even disapproving of his meaner antics. Alot of people often point out the strange reversal of roles in the movie - Nazz blatantly flirts with an unexplicably oblivious Kevin, who is suddenly more interested in his bike than the rad chick he's been pining for for a good while (especially assuming the flashback scene implied he already had a crush on her). I have a headcanon that perhaps Kevin starts losing some interest in Nazz after May I Have This Ed - Edd dancing with her made Kevin realize she's not as into him as he would have wished, and he loses the motivation to grab her attention. Nazz's sudden change in the movie could be explained as her being distressed and upset by the Big Scam damage and destruction, and needing someone to comfort her, not to mention she strikes me as the only character (apart from Jimmy and Sarah) not willing to take the journey alone. Rolf and Jonny's sideplots seem to focus on their lone wolf/loner attitudes, so Nazz's choice of companion is inevitable. Unfortunately, Kevin himself is not in a clear frame of mind (like anyone else really lol) - he's absolutely pissed off and hell-bent on chasing the Eds more than ever. His bike, which he loves riding and mantaining, comes very handy in reaching the Eds before they get to Eddy's Bro, so making sure it keeps running is the only other preoccupation in his head apart from catching up with the dorks.

So, you have these two 12-year olds going out in the wild overnight - a boy with anger issues whose only wish at the moment is to beat the living daylights out of the neighbor he's despised for at least a year, and a girl who maybe likes aforementioned boy, maybe not, but is currently really stressed from the day's mis-Ed-ventures, and just wants someone to hold her close as they sit in front of the fire... a match made in heaven.

And since we're at it, the fireplace scene... it looks like Kevin almost exchanges the flirting, they're clearly about to kiss... and then he just walks off cause he left his bike in the cold. Great job 👌��� I think when you consider Kevin is type to keep others at arm's length, maybe he wasn't prepared for the moment Nazz actually gets more intimate. Maybe it caught him off-guard and he froze up? They're only kids, after all.

I already hate writing all of this, but if it gets anyone's ideas going, you're welcome 😅 I'm gonna go eat some lasagna for dinner now...

[jiminiepabo]

BTS SCENARIO: you try to make them jealous

---hyung line ver.---

Hobi

Is lowkey confused 💀

Like he thought you two were a thing but now he's questioning how you feel about him

Might just blow it off as you socializing and wouldn't want to interrupt

Probably would forget about it for a little bit but it seems like every time he sees you, you've been with the same guy

So now he's actually getting jealous

Will pull you aside to talk abt it seriously

He won't make it seem like you upset him at all, because he just wants to tell you how much he likes you

Will literally pour his heart out istg 😭

He thinks you should know that he wants you to be his so that other guy can't steal you away

And since your scrolling on tumblr, reading a hobi scenario, I assume your answer would be along the lines of accepting his feelings and dating him as well

But once your dating, if you try to make him jealous again he will kindly interfere

He understands you want to socialize with other people

But he can see people's intentions with you better than you might think

And he's a literal ray of sunshine and rainbows and cinnamon rolls and cuteness so this time he won't get upset

Instead, he'll just gently pry you away from whoever the guy is

Won't even mention it to you either

Like as long as your away from the other guy, he's good 👌

Namjoon

Omg 🤤

He would be so pissed and it would be so hot

He would definitely notice you looking at him to see his reaction to your flirting with some other guy

So then he would piece it together and realize that your trying to make him jealous

He's a smart man, what can I say?

So he just let's you do your thing with him and says nothing

He looks at you though 👀

And at that moment, you knew you fucked up

You see, I've labeled joon as the kinkiest member previously and i think he would put that to good use

He would 100% punish you

Wouldn't even talk to you on the car ride home, just awkward silence

But as soon as you get inside he will slam you against the door and things might get kinda spicy

Will literally make u cum so many times it hurts

And the rest is history, you never did such a thing ever again

Yoongi poongi

He's the type that I like to call "calm jealous"

Like he's so fucking pissed that he just doesn't speak

It kinda scares you actually, but it's not you he's upset with

He's not the type for physical affection but if he sees anyone flirting with you and you tolerating it, you're done

He will deadass come up to you, back hug you, and rub his hands over your body while you try to converse with someone else

And it's not aggressive or awkward when he does it

Hes just drawing little circles with his finger on your thigh, or sliding his hand over your stomach

Makes salty jokes about it later

Tries to give you the silent treatment but as soon as you take a hold of his hand he smiles a little and he softens up

Once you get home, he's ready to let it go and chill w you

Unlike namjoon, I don't think it'll lead to sex or punishments

In conclusion, he just gets a lil touchy when you make him jealous 🥺

Jin

*Laughs*

Literally will make a big scene abt you flirting with some guy

But it's all jokes

He just finds the whole scene funny

Definitely gossips about it to the members

Comes up to you and the man while your still talking and fake cries to you about how "Worldwide handsome is being neglected"

And by then, the other guy would get the hint and give you two some space

I hate to make this one so short, but if you try to make jin jealous, it just doesn't work, I'm sorry jin stans 💀💀

He's just too funny for these little games we play 😂

The end, I hope you liked it! :)