#he bails them out of jail!

[i-didnt-do-1t]

Our Man Denton

[yuri-is-online]

Jade gathers information for azul? Do you think he'd ever disguise himself as an infobroker to his enemies, promising to give them all the info of azuls and octavinnles weakness they could possibly ask for, for the right price of course~, only to just completely make shit up on the spot and send them on a wild goose chase? Azuls just counting money in the background while his dumbass(affectionate) twin is just ranting about the pretty shrimpy that he just spent 10 minutes with in a cop car and he swears he's gonna meet this Saturday and jades like, "yes yes good for you floyd, anyways I told them our hideout was in the sewers :)"

"What are we Jade? Ninja turtles?"

"... I mean would you like the be?"

"Jade."

"I have costumes ready to go! I can even commission weapons if you would so like-"

"JADE!"

Jade is the misinformation king, but he rarely goes out and spreads it himself face to face. When he does it is usually to do silly things like that so he can tease Azul and Floyd about something like which ninja Turtles he thinks they'd all be. Floyd hates it because he doesn't want to be a Turtle and Azul says he hates it because it's childish and NOT BECAUSE he is mad that Jade said he'd be Donatello. (He's mad because Jade said he'd be Donatello)

[acakefilledwithrainbowsandsmiles]

so tired of everyone saying James Sirius would be just like his namesakes when he's literally an oldest child. he'd be the one dragging albus and lily by the ears back into their rooms before the professors find them out of bed.

(not saying he would get caught tho)

[ultratradmalewife]

I can’t wait to get chaotic BuckTommy+Eddie scenes. I really really really hope we do

[arthursfuckinghat]

Hosea and Arthur 𑁦𐂂𑁦 Saint Denis

[flufflecat]

listening to 96 tears from bills reddit ama and thinking about how funny it is that 10 years later this random song choice can now be recontextualized to perfectly fit his canonical messy breakup

[ickypuppi3]

“stop woobifying [character]”

me:

[willowser]

Do you think touya would ever willingly have kids? I know in a few of your drabbles you say that he’s not in his kid’s life for the first couple years bc he had to get his shit together but do you think that later on after he’s in a relationship w someone he loves and is present in his kid’s life he would consider another?

again, disclaimer that i'm answering this question as someone that wants willow beans !! so everyone might not agree and that's okay !!

yes !! i do think after getting over the hump of the first that he would be fine to have another one !

as much as i hate to say this, i don't think — in any au — he's planning on having them to begin with. i always write it as the birth of his first child being the motivator for him to figure his shit out, and i think if it were up to him, that process would take a looooong time if it weren't for an unexpected situation like that. so i really can't imagine him choosing to have a kid bc i think he'd be way too scared — but once he settled down with the dad idea, i think he'd be happy to have more !!!

[makethatelevenrings]

do you think that, down the road when retirement is an option, when his eyes are lined with wrinkles and hair turning white, that Simon Riley grows his beard out every winter and volunteers as Santa for local kids?

[boxwinebaddie]

okay i'm sorry for sabrina carpenter posting on main again but i'm gonna need that please please please mv except it's ravesey

[cherubdulce]

OH MH GOD ?!?!?!?!! MY PRINCESS IS BACK FROM JAIL?!?!?!!

[my-blooming-darling]

Mikey: It just feels nice to be wanted, ya know?

Takemichi, running for his life: NOT BY THE LAW!!!

[drippingviolets3]

I’m forcing my bestie to watch a dub of the sonichu comics with me. It’s in the bestie handbook that if one of us had to suffer then the other has to suffer too 💀

[quinnhayden]

long time listener first time caller but I would love to hear how the trio handled COVID after living through the outcome of the last pandemic in the 20s.

The Spanish Flu hit hard in 1918 and 1919. It lingered a little bit in 1920, but my research says it wasn't much of an impact. So, Bucky was born in March 1917, Steve in July 1918, and Quinn in November 1920. (I did find out that there was a serious problem with pregnant women catching this Influenza variant and their children were born with a lot of health issues so who has a new headcanon that Sarah Rogers was a survivor of the flu!)

With that said, the trio's parents all remember. This was around the time that Quinn's pa, Benny, was just getting to Kentucky and he remembers the chaos. Gravediggers were getting sick and dying so fast that the military had to bury bodies. Cars and horse-drawn carts were just heaped with bodies. That's only in Kentucky. There's no imagining what New York was like during this time.

That said, you best believe that Quinn (a doctor) and Steve (a chronically ill man who lived during a time when people were hot for eugenics) were put under house arrest by Bucky because they wanted to have "words" with anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers.

[fuckmeupindie]

"You're so goddamn beautiful, but that only goes so far. Sooner or later, someone is going to see that you're full of hot air. And then you're going to get yourself into trouble and I won't be there to save you or bail your ass out of jail. What then?"

[averagelonelypotato]

Shouyou and Utsuro are banned for life from the zoo because when they took oboro when he was younger they lost track of him and decided to cool their heads in the penguin exhibit only to see Oboro somehow got into the exhibit and was chilling with the penguins