#he asked if i watched the movies (andrew garfield) i was like no bitch i watched the CARTOONS
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ellethespaceunicorn · 2 years ago
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Share ten different favorite characters from ten different pieces of media in no particular order, then send this to 10 people (anon or not, your choice) 🎥🎬📺
These are going to be in no particular order because if there is anything I hate, it's rating my faves or comparing them to each other.
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Geralt of Rivia - Multiple pieces of media
I first saw him in The Witcher series, then played The Witcher 3, then started reading the books. I am definitely obsessed with this man. And if I write too much on Geralt, I'm libel to make headcanons or maybe even an entire fic on just Geralt's hair or the way his eyes seem to glow under moonlight. See? Obsession. He is also my comfort character. I go to sleep and imagine running in the woods to this man. What the actual fuck?
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Walter Marshall - Night Hunter (2018)
Seeing as how I am currently writing fic about this man, I think it goes to show this is a well-crafted yet moldable character and he can do no wrong in my opinion. Unless he dates Rachel, that's wrong in my opinion. She doesn't even have a last name.
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Joel Miller - The Last of Us Games, The Last of Us series
Now I would be remiss to not mention Pedro's portrayal of Joel Miller (and that it solidified his status a my cool slutty daddy). But I must talk about how Troy Baker's voice in the game gave me strong Daddy vibes and gave me my second crush on a video game character after Lara Croft when I was a kid.
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Ethan Hunt - Mission Impossible films (1996-Present)
If you know me, you know I have seen every Mission Impossible film since the first came out when I was 9. I was, and will most likely always be, obsessed with these movies. I love the heart-stopping action moments, the raw emotions, and I really like when Tom Cruise almost dies in every movie.
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Peter Parker - Multiple pieces of media but I will focus on the films
In 2002, I was 15 and liked the older man that was Tobey Maguire (I was a superfan of his and of Peter). I had a Spider-man trapper keeper for goodness sake! In 2012, I was 25 and I was crushing on Andrew Garfield as a contemporary, someone in my age group. In 2017, I was turning 30 and had a crush on what, to me, seemed like a little boy in Tom Holland (he was over 18 but still). Either way, when asked what my favorite superhero is, I always say Spider-Man.
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Bernadine Harris - Waiting to Exhale (1995)
I was 8 when this movie came out and my Momma let me watch it with her. Little did I know, my mother was ready to divorce my cheating father. This character spoke to me and continues to speak to me. I still see my Momma when I watch this movie. She was so badass. And so sexy.
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Olaf - Frozen films
Fun fact: I used to collect snowman figurines and snow globes. Knowing this, my young niece made me watch the first film. Josh Gad as an inept snowman who loves the idea of summer is so fucking dramatic that I watched this movie on my own plenty of times. I love him so much and I just wanted to cuddle him.
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Castiel - Supernatural (2005-2020)
I started watching Supernatural by watching the live airing of Simon Said, the worst episode of the series some would say. But I stuck around. I wanted to see what the kids on LiveJournal were so excited about. Cue season 4 and this son of a bitch just waltzes in with his wings and his coat and his chapped lips that, to this day, have never seen any moisture. And I fell in love. Fun fact: my dad named his dog Castiel.
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Frank Reynolds (but specifically as Ongo Goblogian) - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I have artwork in my bedroom over my nightstand of Ongo. This entire episode was gold to me. It was early season 8, I believe. Charlie was doing a Richard Grieco thing, Dennis was trying to get his erotic memoirs made into a Fifty Shades of Grey type thing. Mac was in the duster. Dee was in a smut film. Just golden. But then Frank was this Andy Warhol-esque art collector just doing the most. It was beautiful.
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Louise Belcher - Bob's Burgers series and film
Louise, what can I say about this wonderful human that hasn't already been said? Louise is what I wish trauma didn't take from me. Louise likes to slap beautiful people, as do I. She is confused when she likes a boy, and so am I some of the time. And Louise has her comfort clothing item, her hat. I have my froggy robe and my penguin socks. In the latest season that just ended, it was pretty much confirmed that Louise is non-binary, as am I. My fiancee compares me to Louise on a daily basis and I just smile and tell her she's 100% correct because she is. Louise embodies me when I was 9 years old, right before childhood trauma took all of that away and replaced it with an old curmudgeon. I love my sweet Louise and no one can ever tell me that my love is unwarranted.
I would love to tag people to do this, but I know a lot of us are in the same circles LOL. This was too fun!
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madhouse-at-midnight · 4 years ago
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i have to do zoom calls for piano class bc of covid right so basically i can literally wake up 5 minutes before a class and not need to change or do shit to get ready its great and all but i did that yesterday and my voice was super deep and raspy bc i just woke up an hour before and hadnt spoken since and Jared just goes “Well hELlO BatMAn” 
i was wearing a batman shirt 
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darling-i-read-it · 3 years ago
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HCs for Peter w/ a girly girl gf
Andrew Garfield!Peter Parker x fem!reader
Warnings: nothin!
Requested: by anon, yes there’s was more for the hyper feminine and girly request i also just added things like really loves pink, going to the ballet, audrey hepburn movies, designer brands, loves the finer things in life, stuff like that. ☺️☺️
I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator
Author’s Note: I’m sorry this took so long love! I hope you enjoy <3
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- Peter probably thinks its super adorable
- he also indulges it far more than he should
- he knows this! He just doesn’t care! He wants you to be so happy and if that means sitting through old audrey hepburn movies so be it!
- his favorite is Roman Holiday btw. He’ll never admit it outloud but he always sits down and watches it with you, walking around the room like he isn’t watching it
- he likes to take you to the ballet too, even if it isn’t his speed
- to be honest, he kinda figured he would go for the tomboy type because that was more his speed
- but when he met you he couldn’t deny the attraction and inner desire to add a pink pillow to his bed
- Aunt May thinks you’re adorable and goes out of her way to get you presents
- Peter gets you presents too but May gets you more; often he gives them to Peter to give to you and say it was from him but he’s always honest
- May never had a daughter to dote on but she always kinda wanted one
- after Peter came along, she never had the time
- she loved Peter like he was her own but she always slightly mourned never having her own children with Ben while he was alive
- so she gets you the girly things; the perfume, hair products, anything with pink
- they can’t really afford designer brand things but they get everything else
- she also totally loves to watch chick flicks with you
- Peter gets often roped into those nights where he makes the popcorn and fiddles with the new science project on the couch while the two of you weep over Mr Darcy and such
- he could probably spend all day watching you try on outfits
- he isn’t the kind of guy to get super bored with it
- it’s the simple things, like you asking him what shirt you should wear or him mentioning a hepburn character that keeps the two of you tight
- outwardly no one in the school thought it would really work
- but truth be told, no one really knew either of you anyway
- heck, Peter was Spider-Man!
- sometimes the city gives Spider-Man gifts, real expensive stuff and he has been caught asking for some designer for ‘his girl’ - regardless of the slight grumbles and annoyed looks Peter gives sometimes he truly does adore you
- he makes sure you never forget that
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tiktaalic · 3 years ago
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nah tom holland isn’t white boy of the month, he’s been a tumblr and twitter darling for years, if anything the last spiderman movie made andrew garfield white boy of the month
Wow this is a very experiences are not universal ask. Tom holland is like. Well he’s white boy of the month but for people who watch jimmy fallon and have a Twitter blue check. You know. Andrew Garfield a KNOWN tumblr darling that’s literally eduardo from my shows. Tom holland talks about how he wants to b a dad and the interview gets reposted with the caption boyfriend goals ❤️❤️❤️. Andrew Garfield is like. I’m in angels of America! Grief is a form of love! I wish I knew you at 13! And people on tumblr go oh I have got to web weave this bitch I must brunch with him
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beyond-theframes2 · 3 years ago
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So, I went to see Spider-Man: No Way Home two days ago, and yeah I know I'm late to the party but between the pandemic and the holidays I couldn't go sooner. Anyway, I LOVED it, with all myself, so here are my comments/thoughts/opinions no one asked for
The beginning was so chaotic and funny, like Peter you don't have time to talk to Happy and May, the cops ARE COMING FOR YOU
Loved that his teachers knew he was innocent, bit awkward but they had the spirit
Matt Murdock OMG! Even if it was a small cameo, I was so glad to see him
Honestly, even though Strange should have known better, I can understand why he wanted to help Peter. He knew he had been through a lot.
The first apparition of doc ock was fabulous, and so the green goblin's. Dafoe and Molina were just as good in the roles as they were 20 years ago, and that takes fucking talent.
Also, Doc Ock was so pissed I loved it
Doctor Strange talking about the fact that the villains had to go back to their timeline to avoid affecting the multiverse mirrored what he said in Infinity War about not esitating to sacrifice Tony or Peter for the greater good. What really strikes me is that Stephen went to being irresponsible to being the only one able to make the toughest choices.
The scene where Doctor Strange separates peter's soul was amazing, THE SPIDEY SENSE DESIGNED LIKE IN THE COMICS I FANGIRLED
Also all the fight between Strange and Peter was epic, the visual effect were stunning
THE CALAMARI JOKE LMAOOOO
The scene where Peter sensed the goblin. Just. No words. It really gave the audience a sense of the danger that the green goblin is
Also Dafoe's acting was INCREDIBLE in that scene
Aunt May NOOOOOO I WASN'T EXPECTING IT
The scene where Peter is watching James Jonah on the maxi screen blaming him (as if it wasn't enough all the blame he was already feeling) was poetic cinema. It portrayed such heaviness.
ANDREW GARLFIELD AND TOBEY MAGUIRE WHEN I TELL YOU ME AND MY BROTHER SCREAMED
Listen, as soon as I saw Andrew Garfield I knew he was gonna be the one to save MJ. Still, the scene was fucking emotional.
"There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man out there somewhere." MILES MORALES IS COMING BITCHES
"So long, kid" THAT BROKE MY HEART, THANKS. I think in that moment, Stephen was proud of Peter, because he knew how much strenght it takes to make a decision that can hurt you, that can hurt somebody you care for, for the greater good.
The conversation between Happy and Peter at the end was what moved me the most. Happy was talking about Tony, unaware of the fact that Peter was there, he was there to tell him they had won, he was there to see his last smile, to hear his last "kid". And Happy doesn't know it.
Overall, what I really enjoyed about this movie is that it was a true Spider-Man celebration. It had all the themes you can find in a Spider-man comic: responsibility, courage, fun. The story was well built, and the choice to involve characters from all the other Spider-Man movies really paid off, mostly because the actors were so great it felt like not a day had passed since they last played their characters.
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bisexualwannabewriter · 3 years ago
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Requests for new stories
So. Since I’ve finished writing the “This is killing me” series, focused on Doctor Spencer Reid, and to celebrate my 100 followers (thank you so much you guys, I never thought so many of you would like my writing ❤🎉) I’d like to try and write some new things. So I’ve been thinking. There are a few male characters who inspire me a lot, and I’d like to give them a shot. Keep in mind this whole thing is still pretty new to me. That being said, I would like to focus on writing about male  characters FOR NOW; once I’ll get more comfortable, I’d like to try and write about female characters as love interests too, since I mostly  identify as bisexual.
Then, I often write from my own point of view, as a cis woman BUT I’d like to be more inclusive, so if you have special requests for a story, don’t hesitate to ask for it. I’ll try and do my best. I’m always open to learn. I'll also try to post stories that are more gender neutral.
I’m a part of a lot of fandoms, and I’d like to include as many as I can.
Also, keep in my mind my blog is NSFW. You have to be over 18 to request specific tropes that include sex. I'm also never going to   write about rape, or any form of disturbing non-consensual physical abuse. I'm also not comfortable with certain kinks (I'm sorry, but the whole ✨daddy✨ thing freaks me out, even with severe daddy issues 🥴, and insults, like one character being verbally abusive, like crazy name-calling and overly degrading shit...I don’t know man, I don’t get the appeal, but hey, to each their own !)
Here is the list of the male characters I want to write about the most at the moment :
Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds
Proinsias Cassidy  - Preacher
Bucky Barnes - MCU
The Darkling - Shadow and Bone
Morpheus, Dream of the Endless - The Sandman
Harwin Strong / Aemond Targaryen - House of the Dragon
Here are some extra options that I will totally consider if the inspiration comes :
Luke Alvez - Criminal Minds (seems like a pretty attractive option too, even if my favorite will always be Spence) 
Kai Parker - The Vampire Diaries (this one is different, because I haven’t  watched  TVD in years. I never made it to the point where he came in the  story, but I kind of developped a pretty heavy crush on him on here,  seeing  GIFS and clips from the show. Keep in mind I always do my  research on  the characters and their universe, especially when I don’t  know them  well.)
I thought about an older version of Peter Parker - MCU (he’s literally in highschool right now, I’m a grown woman. I’m thinking Tom Holland’s real age, which is 26. Or Andrew Garfield ? Let me know your preference)
Loki Odinson - MCU
Other Marvel characters (I’ve seen EVERY. SINGLE. MOVIE. Try me bitch. Kidding, but really, if you have someone in mind I haven’t mentioned, go for it.)
Stiles Stilinsky - Teen Wolf (I haven’t watched Teen Wolf in a long time, but I was sad to see Dylan O’Brien wouldn’t be in the movie. Might write a fiction that changes that, we’ll see ;))
Robb Stark / Gendry Baratheon - Game Of Thrones
John Shelby - Peaky Blinders
Fezco “Fez” O’Neill - Euphoria
Billy Hargrove / Steve Harrington - Stranger Things
I’m gonna update those lists as time goes by, so stay tuned people, I may add new characters !
Now. I’ve been writing quite a few sentences (few being an understatement), that you can also choose from, if you want me to insert them in the story of the character you’ve chosen.
Here are some of the tropes you can choose from (they’ll be updated too)
(PS : I might slightly change the sentences to better fit the story and the character each time.)
I was a dead man before I met you, y/n. I couldn’t remember what being alive felt like. Now I do.
I swear to you, as long as I’m around, you’ll never have to be alone again.
I won’t let anyone hurt you ever again. You’re safe with me.
Don’t go... Please, just stay with me, y/n.
Why can’t you just trust me ?
I don’t want you to fix me ! Don’t you get it ? I just want to be good enough for you. I’m trying. I need you to love me as I am.
Oh trust me, you don’t want to know what’s going on in my head right now. Just know I’ve undressed you 3 times already.
I’ve been dying to call you mine.
I’d do anything you’d ask me to. I’d go to hell and back, if you needed me to...
Just give us a chance, y/n. Please...
What did you do to me ? I’m never like this. It’s like you’ve put a spell on me or something.
Jesus... that dress is something. Why do I get the sick feeling you’re not wearing anything under it ?
Oh you love that, don’t you ? Playing games with me ? Breaking my fucking heart over and over again ?
I just want you to be okay... That’s the only thing that matters to me. I need you to be safe, and happy.
Tell  me something. Does he make you happy ? Does he make you laugh the way I do ? Does he make you feel as good as me ? He can’t love you like I  can. No one can.
Would it be foolish of me to think you feel the way I do ?
Go ahead. Show me just how much you hate me. Use that *weapon of choice* of yours, and hurt me. Kill me, even. Go on. Show me. I’ll wait.
Y/N... the things I could do to you...
Do you know what I think ? I think you’re in love with me, but you’re just too much of a coward to admit it.
Meeting you was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
Listen y/n. This doesn’t have a happy ending. You can’t save me. Save yourself. Let me go. Please...
Remember how happy we used to be when we were together ? What happened to us ?
How can someone as brilliant as you be so oblivious ?
There’s no getting over you. Trust me, I’ve tried.
You don’t get it, do you ? I could break you in half. I want to do bad, baaaad things to you. The kind that’ll keep you from walking straight   for a whole week.
Come with me, okay ? Just leave everything   behind. Let’s go as far away as the wind will take us. Let’s fucking run away. Together. You and me.
You’ll never understand how much you mean to me, y/n. I want to do everything in my power, to be the best man I can for you. You deserve the world, and I want to give it to you.
I  wish you could see yourself the way I see you. You’re the kind of woman people write songs about. You’re the most magnetic creature on earth to me. There’s no escaping you.
Keep lying to yourself, y/n. You keep telling yourself you don’t want me. But you and I both know the truth.
I’ll fight for you. I’ll fight for us. I’ll do anything, y/n. Whatever it takes. I just... I need you by my side.
Do you know what ? Fine. Hate me, if it makes you feel better. Be mad. But  know this : I’d do everything again in a heartbeat, even knowing the  outcome. ‘Cause I fucking love you. I did what I had to.
I swear to God, you’ll never see me again. I’ll disappear like I was never part  of your life. I’ll let you forget about me and move on with your life. But I need to know. Just give me this, and then I’ll go. Did I mean so little to you ? Did you ever love me, even just a little ?
You can’t stare at me like this... you can’t moan my name like this, mark my  body like it’s yours... You can’t talk to me the way you do, and then  pretend you don’t feel a thing for me. It’s not fair.
You’re the strongest person I’ve ever met, y/n. I wish you could see it, you’d  be unstoppable. And you know what scares me ? I know you don’t need me.  You don’t need anyone. But I need you.
You’re beautiful, there’s no denying that. Truth be told, I can’t keep my eyes off you. But what really gets to me, is your heart. You can try to act like you don’t  care, but you do. You care so deeply, and it’s the most magnificent thing there is to me.
Your eyes are the most hypnotizing thing I’ve ever seen. They tell a thousand different stories. They say something when you’re enjoying yourself, when you get angry, when you eat, when you think... perhaps even when you make love. That’s something  I’d kill to see.
I’ve been with other women/people before. I’ve fallen in love a few times, even. But you... you, y/n, are something else.
I can’t tell you what my dream was about. Not in details, anyway. But long story short... you were biting my pillow. Quite the sight.
It’s a funny thing, when you picture someone naked, and then reality exceeds your wildest dreams.
Is it wrong to say I thought about you when I was with her ? It is, isn’t  it ? Makes me a gigantic asshole. But it’s true. I even called her your name once. Probably why she got pissed. Yeaaah, that’s definitely why.
I want you so bad, I feel like my entire body in one big open wound. It fucking hurts, and I can’t fucking stand it anymore.
I’m so desperately in love with you, I can’t think straight. I can’t eat, I can’t breathe. I’m only alive when I’m anywhere near you. Call me a fool, call me whatever you want, but I’ll be happy just talking to you for a minute. That’s good enough, for me. And I’ll feed on those stolen moments, for as long as I’m here. Anything, even the smallest thing   you’re willing to grace me with, is a treasure I’ll forever keep close to my heart.
I like your voice. I could listen to you speaking all day. Makes me wonder what you sound like when someone’s making love to you... Must be the most enchanting sound on earth. I get goosebumps just trying to think about it.
I’ve never been this hard... Do you see what you do to me ? You don’t even have to touch me, and I’m on my knees, ready to worship you.
Give me one more night. You don’t have to talk to me ever again, after this. Just this one time, let me have you. I want to know the bliss of being between your thighs, one last time.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m serious about this. About us. And I need to know you feel the same. Is it as real to you as it is to me ?
Use me all you want y/n... Whatever it is, I’m here, I’m yours. Can’t you see how desperate I am ? Use all of me as you please.
Don’t. Don’t look at me like that. You know the look. The one that screams “I  want to know what you look like naked.” The “I feel a certain way about you.” It’s cruel.
I watched Hannibal - The Movie - recently, and - don’t judge me - but the seen where Clarice keeps Hannibal from leaving with handcuffs has given me ideas. So this wouldn’t be a sentence to incorportate, but more of a situation. You’re good, but the man you love is seen as the “bad guy”. He needs to pay and get arrested for what he’s done. You attach him to you with handcuffs, lots of tension follows, he begs for his freedom, threatens to cut your hand, but ultimately can’t, and either cuts his own hand, or you give him the key. Fucked up, I know, but I loved it.
Hope you'll have fun picking from the options I gave you 🥰 I'm looking forward to reading you, and finding new inspiration.  
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stranger-awakening · 3 years ago
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heyo i'm watching tick tick boom. i love it. this is genuinely really good. will you talk about it? i love it when you gush about things.
Oh 🥺 you are such an angel, thank you !!! I'm so glad you're enjoying it!!! This is probably going to be long because quite frankly I’m not used to winning like this. I have so much love for this movie and everything that it is, and everything that it does. It absolutely shattered me and put me back together again and again in that way that Jonathan’s Larson’s work does so well.
(update: this got so long that I'm putting it under a read more I'm so sorry)
God, where do I even start? I guess with the casting … which I am maintaining that I manifested. Last year I was in an introductory musical theater class and had to do an eight minute presentation. I did mine on Rent, because it’s very dear to me and I knew I would have enough to say about it. I actually ended up having too much to say and went through like five different topics before settling purely on the music itself. But that’s neither here nor there, what that presentation resulted in is me reading so much information about Jonathan Larson, including interviews with people who knew him personally, and just basically falling in love with the person he was. I was talking to Hannah (@daisybees in case anyone is not following them yet) about my presentation and would just drop in cool stories and anecdotes that I read like how he used to climb from his roof to the roof of his girlfriend’s house who lived next store and how he used to perform concerts for his friends in his tiny living room and the sheer joy he seemed to hold when he finally quit his job at the diner and like how is there not a movie about this man yet oh my god.
Naturally, Hannah asked me who I would dream-cast as him and I can’t stress how immediately I knew the answer, not even a second had passed before I was typing back ‘Andrew Garfield, but it’ll never happen.’ And then, the funniest thing happened. A few days later Tick, Tick … BOOM! was announced, with its casting, and this bitch (me) lost their damn mind.
Long story short, this movie was made for me. It’s not often that something caters so specifically to my interests and casts one of my favourite actors. Cut to November 2021 and the movie comes out in cinemas in America, and I avoid spoilers like the plague, but I can see that the response is good. Better than good, actually. The response is fantastic from theater people, and most of worries about the movie tragically somehow turning out not good subside.
Then the movie comes out on Netflix, and I wait until Sunday, and I watch it with my best friend over a zoom call. And I cry during the opening number, and I cry because Andrew has embodied Jonathan so perfectly, and I cry during ‘Sunday’ when I see all the little cameos of theater people, and I cry when Freddy gets sick, and I cry because I know the Superbia workshop doesn’t lead anywhere, and I cry because Robin de Jesus is so good in this, and I cry for most of the second half, and I sob through the Sondheim voice-mail, and I sob at the ending, and I sob for at least 15 minutes following the credits while Hannah is also sobbing on their end and we’re both apologising and sobbing and yelling because Tick, Tick .. BOOM! above it all is a love letter. That’s what I adore most about the movie. It’s a love letter to the show, to Jonathan Larson, to the musical theater community as a whole and all the artists that make it what it is. It’s so full of love, and that seeps right into every single second. You can just tell that everyone who worked on this adores it and believes in it and believes in Jonathan and his work and it’s … so much, it really is.
It’s just more than the sum of its parts, you know? Tick, Tick ... BOOM! was a one-man monologue, and then it was a three-person musical and now it’s this beautiful ensemble film that celebrates its roots and elevates everything tenfold. I love the way it weaves in references from Rent as a kind of hint-hint-nudge-nudge to people who know but stands so entirely on its own two feet. There is so much power in that, and it pains me so much that the theater community lost Jonathan so young, and that he never got to see the impact he would have. The fact that his lesser-known musical is a massive hit 25 years after his death … like I will cry if I think about it for too long.
There is just something so magic about the movie. I haven’t even gotten into specifics because it's impossible for me to break down moments and numbers that I loved when there's so many. Honestly, I’m spearheading the Andrew Garfield Oscar campaign I can’t express how much I need this to be the role he wins for. And I want Robin de Jesus to at least get a supporting actor nomination. I don’t know if the academy will allow this movie any nominations at all let alone wins, but I personally need them.
Basically I will leave you with my letterboxd review. It was a word that came to me during 'Sunday' and stuck with me right to the end, and it was the only one I could come up with immediately after watching the movie:
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That's all for now.
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lurafita · 4 years ago
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Got a question! Despite your recent break from the Marvel fandom, I got to ask: Which one is your favorite Spider-man version? Comics? Tobey Maguire? Andrew Garfield? Tom Holland? And do you like Peter to be a teen or an adult?
My favorite Spiderman. 
:-)
Actually, non of those. My absolute favorite portrayal of Spiderman is the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon series is my absolute, all time favorite.  Not Spectacular Spider-Man, Not Amazing Spider-Man. 
This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXPNG5xrMFE
Spidey is a total badass, while also being a total disaster. The humor is spot on. In this one, he is still a teenager, solo vigilante, who has been doing his thing for about a year. Nick Fury recruits him to train under SHIELD, and be the leader of a team consisting of other powered teenagers (Luke Cage, aka Power Man, Danny Rand, aka Iron Fist, Sam Alexander, aka Nova and Ava Ayala, aka White Tiger). It’s a story about growing as an individual, as a leader, and as a part of a team. The developing friendships between all characters shine through over time, and Nick Fury is a good mentor who gives Spidey and his team actual training and support. As someone who became a Spiderman (and yes, I know Peter insists on the use of the hyphen, but what can I say, I’m a bitch) fan through the comics, I just found this cartoon series the most relatable and entertaining and just simply lovely one, of all the ones I have seen. And this might not be true for everyone, we all have different tastes and see things in different ways and characters especially. But for me, the best Spidey will always be Ultimate Spidey. 
I did really enjoy the Andrew Garfield movies though.
The question about whether or not I like Peter more as a teen or an adult... I know this sounds like a cop out, but I like them both equally. 
When it comes to pitting Spidey in a romantic (or particularly dark) plot, I like to imagine him as an adult. Teenage love stories can be fun, but I just like the older ones more. 
When Peter is a kid or teenager, I like to focus more on familial bonds and friendships (and silly shenanigans). 
Though, make no mistakes, I want him to be the badass, sassy, walking disaster Spidey I know and love in both situations. (Sadly, a lot of fanworks that especially focus on the Tom Holland movies, noob him down a bit too much for me, and I’m not trying to diss those, everyone should write and read what they enjoy and that’s completely valid, but they are just not the way I like to view the character.)
I hope I was able to answer your question satisfactorily. Thank you so much for asking me this, it was very fun to write down and revisit my love for the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon series. (Didn’t like the Web Warriors continuation of that one as much as the first seasons, but it was still enjoyable).
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thecreativeangel · 8 years ago
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Freshman Year In Queens Would Include...
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- Moving to Queens and transferring to Midtown High School of Science and Technology.
~ Or as you put it: “The nerd school where I will literally be a loser amidst losers.”
- Meeting Peter Parker and Ned Leeds in seventh period math class. You arrived late and had to sit in the back between their desks. They don’t pay you much attention until Evelyn O’ Connor sticks gum in your hair while the teacher is out of the classroom. 
- Your previous shy and quiet demeanor changes to boss ass bitch attitude in a matter of seconds. Instead of exploding you calmly picked the gum from your hair and and used it to stick a “kick me” sign on Evelyn’s back.
~ SHE DOESN’T NOTICE?
- The entire rest of the period is you making rude hand gestures and faces at Evelyn’s back while Peter and Ned try not to laugh. Ned loses it when you manage to draw a dick on the back of Evelyn’s expensive white blouse without her knowing.
~ The teacher asks why you guys are laughing and you have a mini heart attack, terrified that they will tell on you.
~ Peter says he told a funny joke and the teacher believes him. You almost hug him right then and there.
- Ned invited you to sit with them at lunch.
- Meeting Flash Thompson for the first time when he tips over Ned’s food tray because “He doesn’t need to eat anymore or he’ll get even fatter.”
~ Yelling at Flash until he gives Ned enough money to buy more lunch plus ten bucks as a fee for being an asshole. 
~ “DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN! NOW PAY FOR HIS DAMN LUNCH AND SUFFER WHILE I TEACH YOU HOW TO MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS BECAUSE NED IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS AND YOU CAN JUST SHUT UP!”
- You are now den mother and certified protector of Ned Leeds and Peter Parker.
- Denying that Peter is cute but secretly hoping that he would like you back until you find out he likes Liz Allan. After that you focus on getting him to ask Liz out because compared to her you look like the inside of someone’s asshole. (Which is sad but come on, everyone looks like trash compared to Liz Allan. (And did you get the Deadpool reference?))
~”PETER PARKER JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY!”
~”ARE YOU INSANE?! Oh you are, aren’t you?”
- Friday Movie Nights at Peter’s apartment are born and they are EPIC. Peter always wants to watch Star Wars and you want Star Trek. (It usually ends in a pillow fight.) Ned asks for Disney movies and gets a pillow chucked at his head.
- You sign up for debate club and Model United Nations where you meet Michelle Jones, who quickly becomes your friend. Together you slay the competition at meetings.
- Peter joins photography (cuz I wanted some of Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker in the mix.) and the mathletes with Ned.
- Actually getting top marks and sometimes outsmarting Peter, which he is not happy about. You are one of the smartest people in your grade, no doubt.
- Calling Michelle nicknames like “Mickey” and “Mick” even though it drives her crazy. 
- Discovering Peter has social anxiety like you and offering to have lunch in the storage closet if the cafeteria is too hectic. 
- Having a code word for when one of you has a panic attack or is feeling stressed. 
~ Having a code word for EVERYTHING ranging from “I’m bored let’s skip class” to “Oh my god Liz Allan is walking this way act cool.”
- Becoming VERY protective of the gang. A senior once tried to trick Peter on Senior Prank Day and you stared him down until the poor guy ran away. 
- Finding out Peter’s parents died and he lives with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben. 
~ Growing to love May like a mother and always hanging out at the Parker residence. 
- Freshman year ends with a bang. (No seriously like a fifth of the kids “do the do” on the last day IN SCHOOL and it’s kinda gross.)
- Uncle Ben dies and you stay at Peter’s apartment for a week to keep him company, not knowing he blames himself for Uncle Ben’s death. Peter never told you how Uncle Ben died but you refrained from asking. 
- Spiderman makes headlines as the new crime fighting vigilante and captures your interest. 
- You were walking home from an internship a Stark Industries™ and saw your favorite bookstore being robbed. For some stupid reason you decided to delay the robbers until the cops could arrive. 
~ “HEY UGLY! Considering the fact that you’re a criminal, I don’t think you’d be too smart-so why are ya looting a book store?”
~ Realizing the guy has two other friends and the only thing that goes through your mind is “oh shit.”
- A bigger guy holds the knife to your throat and keeps you hostage until Spiderman swings through the window to help. 
~ Him taking down all the bad guys except the one who is holding you at knife point. 
~ “Don’t come any closer or I’ll kill her faster than you can say Spiderman. Now let go of my buddies, leave the cash on the ground and I’ll give her ba-”
~ You kick the robber in the crotch and knock him to the ground, grabbing his knife and pointing it at him. 
~ “You know you should really keep the monologue short if ya want to get away. Just saying.”
- Spiderman being in awe at what you did.
~ “How did you-He just-You took down a guy with a knife!” 
- Rushing home to find Peter pacing around, waiting for you.
~ “You tried to stop a robbery?”
“How did you-”
“It was-uh… on the news?”
- You dismissed the nervous tone to his voice. The two of you ended up pretending not to cuddle on the couch, even though Peter’s arm was around your waist and your head was on his shoulder.
- The rest of the summer went quickly, the only eventful thing being your promotion at Stark Industries™ from unpaid intern to lab assistant. 
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vanessahporter · 6 years ago
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Love, Simon: Meaningful, touching, glad and Proud!
t’s quite late to watch this movie now, but I promised myself that I would complete the novel first. Thank God, finally, I did it. Recently, I’ve done the movie, too. I love this film so much, it’s not very painful or grievous but it’s touching and meaningful.
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Because I read the novel before thus there’re something in the movie that I don’t satisfy, anyway I have to say that I love this movie. The first thing I don’t like about the film is Blue. I like the actor who played the role, Bram. I just dislike the way the director built this character on the screen. In my view, the novel Blue is romantic and sweet, unfortunately, Blue on the cinema didn’t show up those points. I just want people who didn’t read the novel before can understand more about Blue, because he’s interesting and very attractive. I wish that Bram had more time on-screen and there’re more moments between Simon and Bram. I want to see more aspects of Bram and Blue. But of course, I think Keiynan is very suitable to play Bram. I will say this, though it’s kinda stupid, but to be honest I like Lyle is Blue more. I don’t know I just see that their eyes when they looked at each other is so sweet and warm like even Lyle is not Blue but he has feeling with Simon, over a friend. When Lyle asked Simon about Abby, I think it’s just his excuse to find a subject to talk to Simon. The scene in which everybody read Simon’s post on Tumblr, I saw Cal and Lyle smiled slightly, I don’t know why but it’s like they’re proud of him (or because they liked him XD They’re both bisexual). It just my feeling, perhaps the director wants to distract everyone and keep Blue’s identity still a secret!
Another thing I don’t like about the movie is Blue again. His behavior when he knew everything is so awkward and quite cruel. Even though I can understand why, but I want Blue to be braver. However, while I’m typing those words, I think, yes Blue is just like Simon. They’re both afraid of this world, people might not like them. It’s pretty terrifying. I sympathize with Blue. Simon in the novel and movie is braver than Blue. I’m proud of him so much like Blue said Simon inspired him, undoubtedly. Despite my dislike, I still love this detail. Because it’s more real, nothing can be hidden forever. In the novel, Blue didn’t see the Tumblr post but the movie. Seemingly, the director wants the characters to face their fears. It can be understood, easily and it’s creative.
When I think more carefully about this movie, specifically the characters. In my opinion, the director succeeded in building them on the screen, I know it might pretty opposite with the view above, but if I look closer, I see that both novel and movie Blue has the same behavior. Because Blue in the novel didn’t know about the post, therefore he didn’t freak out, but it took a very long time for Simon and Blue to meet each other in person. At that time, Simon used to mad at Blue too. Just nearly like the movie, Simon had been waiting for Blue for a very long time. Because Blue is a little bit hesitant. 
There are a bunch of other things that make me fall in love with Love, Simon. I love the scene when Ms. Albright shouted at those assholes (it’s even stronger and ruder than in the novel) and Ethan, such a cool bitch. I know he’s scared sometimes but he’s strong, very strong. I love Ethan’s friends too, they’re friendly and always protect him. It’s pretty bad that the scene Abby and Taylor protect Simon didn’t occur on the screen. The actors are successful in transmitting the situation, they helped me to feel more about the circumstance. How Simon felt when his best friends left and Blue blocked him, he’s just alone… facing the fucking troubles alone. It’s pretty horrible but he still has family beside and I’m happy for him. When his father said ‘sorry’ to Simon, I did cry. I can see and understand completely why Simon’s dad cried. He felt guilty because of his old jokes and why he didn’t know anything. However, it’s hard to know, that is Simon’s huge secret. It’s not his father’s fault. His father should proud of himself because he’s a great dad, not a lot of man can accept it easily like him, even felt guilty. I love Simon’s family a lot, they’re so open-minded and friendly. I’m sure that I like the movie dad than the novel one because he’s kinda more thoughtful (one of the reasons is he’s sort of hot XD). By the way, Martin again used to make me feel sick about him (sorry I’m too negative) but eventually he became cute again. It’s fucking funny when he admitted that he’s Blue, kidding me. Then, he paid those tickets to let Simon can keep waiting for Blue. The most touching moment is when people including Simon’s friends stood by him while he’s waiting for Blue. They all hoped for Simon that Blue will come and didn’t stopping saying something to support Simon. That scene is super elegant and meaningful. It’s like the director wants to send a message that there’re lots of people supporting the LBGT community. I know Blue is extremely afraid of those coming out thing and it needs time to adjust, anyway finally he came, it means he has already got through this challenge. That’s the point. Congratulations Blue!
Transforming a movie from the novel is not easy but Love, Simon is over successful. Every scene and spotlight had been brought into this movie in a very elegant way. You can’t require a transform movie to be precise the main novel; however Love, Simon brought not only the best of this novel but also the personality of each character, even the smallest detail. Like Simon said Blue had carefully chosen every single word while texting him, that’s a unique point of Blue in the novel. Because in the novel, Blue is a grammar nerd. Hence you can see how much effort which the director put in this amazing movie. 
Subsequently, I love this movie and it slowly and slightly touches everybody’s heart. It takes my tears and my heart. I love Nick Robinson, he’s a perfect selection for this main role, Simon Spier. Leah is the most attractive girl in my mind, she’s kind and generous. I love Abby who is so cute and energetic but thoughtful and Nick is such a funny guy. Once I thought that Garret might be Blue (who knows). Bram is a cute guy and not brave but strong and knows how to get through those hard times, Simon inspired him. Lyle looks like Andrew Garfield and sweet, too. He’s too soft with Simon. Cal is the most handsome guy. Nora is an adorable girl, she’s maturer than her age. Mr. and Mrs. Spier are the most tolerant parents ever!
Thanks this movie for inspiring me and everyone else <3
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chokemeseokjin · 8 years ago
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for that ask thing... do em all... all 170... do it 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
OK LET’S DO THIS
1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I wish I was like 5′6″ tbh i’m too tall2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) fucking dragon mate3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? I like kinda cute pastel shit but not really girly? does that even make sense?4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Nintendogs?5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: My gf, bees and flowers6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Approach with caution, cries easily and afraid of loud noises7: What is your opinion on Mo being unfaithful to Jimin? Unsurprising and relatable (ily)8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] IDK9: Are you ticklish? incredibly pls don’t touch me10: Are you allergic to anything? I’m lactose intolerant so… yeah11: What’s your sexuality? bi bi bi12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? tea i am a brit after all13: Are you a cat or dog person? B O T H14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? vampire fam that’d be so cool15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? either Dan and Phil or Tomska, Dan and Phil are one in my head ok shut up16: How tall are you? 5′10″ :)))17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Evie bc that was what i was going to be called and I would prefer it,,,,18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] idk fam19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? kinda?20: Do you like space or the ocean more? S P A C E FAM THE STARS ARE JUST !!!!21: Are you religious? nah22: Pet peeves? When ppl walk really slowly in the middle of the fucking pavement23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? nocturnal24: Favorite constellation? gemini obviously where my hoes at25: Favorite star? Kim Seokjin26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? the fuck are they?27: Any phobias or fears? the dark n clowns28: Do you think global warming is real? yes???29: Do you believe in reincarnation? yeah i guess I do30: Favorite movie? Super 8! Pls watch it! support my kids!31: Do you get scared easily? yes like seriously easy32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 233: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] BEST BLOG EVER 10/10 WOULD LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AMEN34: What is a color that calms you? Pastel blue35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Japan and Hawaii! 36: Where were you born? hospital in my home town37: What is your eye color? very blue38: Introvert or extrovert? introvert39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? I think they’re interesting but the ones in magazines n shit are bullcrap40: Hugs or kisses? hugs pls41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? my gf :(42: Who is someone you love deeply? ur mum43: Any piercings you want? more on my ears and maybe my nose44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? yes!!!!45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? i have yh46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! how to describe min yoongi,,,,47: What is a sound you really hate? metal being like dragged along something u know what i mean48: A sound you really love? kim seokjin when he gets lines :))))49: Can you do a backflip? no i’m not jungkook50: Can you do the splits? nearly lol51: Favorite actor and/or actress? I lov Andrew Garfield with all my heart 52: Favorite movie? u asked this already but I’ll chose another one soooooooo um Breakfast Club bc i am a white girl53: How are you feeling right now? sleepy54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? same colour it is now tbh55: When did you feel happiest? sleeping56: Something that calms you down? watching youtube videos specifically gaming ones idk why but it’s rlly calming57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] probably lmao58: What does your URL mean? i want. kim seokjin. to choke me. ok? are we clear? 59: What three words describe you the most? a fucking loser60: Do you believe in evolution? yeah61: What makes you unfollow a blog? posting rude/mean stuff or just if I don’t enjoy their content anymore, i don’t mean any harm or anything lol62: What makes you follow a blog? if it’s pretty/memes63: Favorite kind of person: nice people who’re funny and caring and actually give a shit about me and other ppl, not just themselves64: Favorite animal(s): meerkats, giraffes n bees65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @oh-no-its-mo​ @jinsasleep​ @taechy​66: Favorite emoticon: i’m on my laptop!!!! the sparkly heart!67: Favorite meme: um idk? the in tarnation one is p funny atm tho68: What is your MBTI personality type? fuck i can’t remember the rarest one i know that for sure69: What is your star sign? Gemini, come fight me70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? no jfc she wont even sit when i ask the hoe71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? denim mini skirt thing, tights n some cute top 72: Post a selfie or two? no73: Do you have platform shoes? i am tall enough74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I hate potatoes 75: Can you do a front flip? no jfc76: Do you like birds? yah77: Do you like to swim? I’m baically Rin tbh78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Swimming i have no balance 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: donald trump80: Some thing you wish did exist: free traveling 81: Piercings you have? 5 in ma ears82: Something you really enjoy doing: writing and dying83: Favorite person to talk to: my gf84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? yo it was awful i was superwholock bullshit asshat i still hate myself for it i’ve been here too long85: How many followers do you have? 983!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? FUCKING HELL NO87: Do your socks always match? no88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? yes89: What are your birthstones? emerald 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? dragon91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? oh fam a fuckin scabious they’re the shit92: A store you hate? superdrug93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? i had 6 one day it was a mistake94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? flyyyyyyy95: Do you like to wear camo? yes sir96: Winter or summer? summer97: How long can you hold your breath for? i can swim a length of the pool underwater98: Least favorite person? donald trump99: Someone you look up to: is it cheesy to say namjoon?100: A store you love? the fat ass topshop on oxford street101: Favorite type of shoes? cute ballet flats102: Where do you live? LDN 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? bacon104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? i just thought of that fucking goat meme bye105: Do you drink milk? no i would die106: Do you like bugs? some107: Do you like spiders? small ones108: Something you get paranoid about? e v e r y t h i n g109: Can you draw: a little tho i’m sure others would disagree110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? idk fam i haven’t rlly been asked one111: A question you hate being asked? is ur hair naturally that colour112: Ever been bitten by a spider? no113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yah114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny!115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my gf jfc how many times have i answered with that 116: Favorite cloud type: penis shapes ones117: What color do you wish the sky was? pink118: Do you have freckles? yah 119: Favorite thing about a person: their laugh120: Fruits or vegetables? fruit121: Something you want to do right now: sleep tbh122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? sky123: Sweet or sour foods? sour? i dont rlly like sweet stuff much124: Bright or dim lights? in between aaaaaye125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? unicorns i read a book when i was little that convinced me126: Something you hate about Tumblr: drama and ppl caring too much about shit that dont matter127: Something you love about Tumblr: making friends and seeing ppls amazing art!128: What do you think about the least? what a weird question um idk slugs?129: What would you want written on your tombstone? fucking finally130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Saitama? to see how much it would hurt131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? my entire being132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? i dont smile at all if i can help it133: Computer or TV? computer134: Do you like roller coasters? sort of135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? motion yess not sure about sea136: Are your ears lobed or attached? attached137: Do you believe in karma? yes138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? a strong -4139: What nicknames do you have/have had? El, Ellz, Petra, Sharpay, bitch, hoe, shut up ellen140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? yeah141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? nope142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Good most of the time143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? giving!!!!!!144: What makes you angry? rude people145: How many languages do you speak fluently? two146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? anyone who’ll have me tbh147: Are you androgynous? no148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: my eyes?149: Favorite thing about your personality: i guess i’m kind idk150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. my gf (again), Jess and Ellie151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? dinosaurs, i would make them my children152: Do you like BuzzFeed? their snapchat thing always makes me laugh153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] through this god damn website thanks to pepekwan,  romance at it’s finest kids154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? yes155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? yes156: What embarrasses you? literally everything157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: again, literally everything158: Biggest lie you have ever told: i’m straight 159: How many people are you following? too many160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? 46,715 JFC161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? none162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 1,758163: Last time you cried and why: i can’t actually remember 164: Do you have long or short hair? medium!!!!!!165: Longest your hair has ever been: nearly to my waist166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? never really affected me tbh, people can believe what they want to beleive as long as they’re not hurting anyone/ pressuring anyone to believe in it too167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? not really no168: Do you like to wear makeup? yeah u dont wanna see me without it169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? no?????170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yes I have ur welcome Mo ily
i didnt check this so sorry if there are mistakes lol 
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eddy1895 · 5 years ago
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Hahah watching some LGBT movies..
So far I've gotten to Handsome Devil.
AHHH ANDREW GARFIELD IS A RANDOM ASS CHARACTER HHHHHHHH. But also it's really good so far. I'm gonna rate every single fucking lgbtq+ movie on Netflix and then I'll move onto a different platform until I find the bestest boy.
Spoiler warning bb!! Go watch Handsome Devil is on Netflix! (It's mostly me screeching and then the review is at the bottom) all of which is definitely probably spoilers.
Handsome Devil- First of all Andrew Garfield isn't taking assholes shit!! Good good boy! AHH PUNK BOY GOOD BOY. PLZ ANDREW DON'T BE WIERD BE A GOOD FATHER FIGURE AHHH YUSSS. Agressive boy good at rugbyyy? "Are you gay?" Secret passageways. Secret room with funky music. They are playing guitar together?? Cute. ANDREW GARFIELD UR DA BEST. GOOD TEACHER BOY. TEACH THEM GEETAR. UGH UR REALLY GONNA SAY THAT COACH. YES ASK HIM ON A DATE TO UR GAME BB. Oop he found out he's a homo. ANDREW GARF IS GAY AT THE GAY BAR. THEY ARE AWKWARDLY TALKING TO EACH OTHER. THEY ARE FAKING THE NOT HOMIESEXUAL. big bruh moment. I knew it. He's gay. Father son relationship but gay edition. Lovingly looking into his face. Uh oh he's not doing well at rugbyyy. What is that dog metaphor tho?? You dumb bitch beIN mean. He's not having gay sex with a teacher you dumb whoreee. I swear if you get rid of AG ILL BEAT UR ASS. YELL AT ME AG YELL AT ME TO SING LOUDLY AT MY PARTNER. STOP BEING MEAN TO DEM GAYS. OH MY GOD PLZ DONT threaten my boy? Ur as cold as ice? Why is that playing? Plz don't sacrifice Ned for not being revealed. Don't let urself be alone Ned. Ahhhh oh no cum onn. Conner you motherfucker your just letting him fail. Ffs. Where the fuck is this setting? Gross don't whisper in his ear like that though??plz don't fight. No don't put him in that position. Ouch that hurted man. It's okay Ned. He put the border back up :(((. Wtf how dare you out him Ned. I know u mad but that's the fuckin worst. Imma beat your ass. Oh my God Andrew ur gonna make me cry that's some fucking wisdom. Where TF IS CONNOR WHERE'D HE GOOO? oh no. AG don't be sad. Let him find his boyfriend fuckwads. YOU TELL HIM AG YOU TELL HIM. yesss ned. So like his parents r just gonna let him leave the car? They aren't worried?? Wtf. Eat shit coach bitch. AG is angsty stooooop. Runawayyy. He found his boy! Redemption Ned. Get him to play rugby for you. Preach bro. Fuck that coach he's a fuckin prick. You don't deserve to tell someone you can't be heard. DETERMINATION BITCH he's. Actually sucha. Good boy. AGs bf!! Arthur yes. Brilliant. The music! The drama! So good. He's so good at sports. Ned realizes his mistake!! The coach realizes his mistakes! Its over. So good so good!
THINGS ID LIKE TO CLARIFY: Ned is not gay I assumed he was which was wrong. but I am keeping the reactions just because they were raw in the moment and I don't want to change them. As well as a smaller note Conor's name is spelled with one N I'm just a dumb fuck.
Rep: pretty good. There was 3 canonically gay people? (Conor, Mr. Sherry and Mr. sherrys boyfriend Arthur.) There wasn't a moment I thought it was fetishising at all which is good.
Message: important. Being out an proud is amazing being comfortable with who you are. Its amazing. Conor wanted to be true. He wanted to speak with his voice. Mr. Sherry had an inspirational speech to Conor of it being okay. Although he wanted to come out sometimes you can't and that is absolutely okay. Like he said it's okay.
Acting: Impeccable it's good shit and I'm happy I watched it. The punch looked fake tho... As if that's really important.
Story: yum good stuff I'd say the part where Ned outted Conor wasn't great but he mentioned feeling bad about the incident. But also it kind of puts out the message that it's okay to out someone because they wanted to be out anyways in a good light?? Which is terrible. There's some parts that were hard to follow. Like I don't know the settings and such.
Slurs: 1 (not counting the times noises or the word gay being used as an insult)
Age: Highschool type.
TV rating: Mature
Smut scenes: 0 (thankfully)
Personal review outta 10: 7.56
A final note: It's good I enjoyed it! Watch it my friend! I might add to the review as time goes on as I think about it in the future as well as when other reviews come along.
#lgbtq+ movie ratings #imma be a movie critic. #first post of many #Ed's Monday movie review #I think Mondays are my prime days for these reviews so get hyped! #plz talk to me about da movie I don't wanna feel alone about this lmao #Handsome Devil
That's all folks.♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ ) (This was tiring and I'm hyped for next week!)
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