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kuroananosanji · 5 months
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Modern AU Sanji who’s comfortably bi but stays the toxic manhater he is. This man exclusively stans kpop girl groups. He knows all the fanchants and choreos and has covered the jyp coming of age dance at least once. Whenever a GG member’s dating rumour comes out he opens 20 burner accounts just to doxx, slander, and threaten the man. He hates shindong. There is not a single bias that he will unstan regardless of how insane immoral and deranged her scandal is.
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jowrites · 2 months
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ENHYPEN - ROMANCE: UNTOLD Review
(an unserious review)
I have always checked out ENHYPENS releases and casually listened, but this is my first comeback being a full stan, and who stans SHINee and BTS. Here is my review nobody asked for. Enjoy!
XO (Only If You Say Yes) MV: 8/10. 2 points deducated because I was confused especially at the end lol But the mv was creative and the boys were so so pretty!
Full Album: 9/10
I have always thought ENHYPENS albums were pretty mature and not your normal music from the boy groups today, which is why I appreciated and liked them. But this album is another level of maturity and oozes GROWTH.
The direction they are going with their sound is amazing. I normally do not care for these kinds of albums but they still somehow managed to keep that ominous and mysterious concept with an upbeat romance album. This wasn't childish or sloppy, this was done extremely well and the members voices fit each and every song on this album. Nothing was off and that needs to be celebrated. This wasn't rushed and they were very careful with what worked for the boys. I am extremely impressed, another reason why I became a fan. They impress me with their incredible talents. I just want to tell them they did a GREAT job, because they really did. This is my favorite boy group release of the year!
Each song:
Moonstruck: 12/10.
The most anticipated song off the album! Did not disappoint! I am so glad it's not an intro and a full song! This song was just my style and the second verse is absolutely magical along with the chorus! I just wish it was longer. This is going to be on repeat.
XO (Only If You Say Yes): 7/10.
The song is catchy and nice. I'm surprised because I normally don't enjoy songs like that, but the arrangement is really good and it's not some chaotic, sloppy mess. It works well and it's cute. I will add it to my playlist.
Your Eyes Only: 9/10.
This song surprised me. This is not what I was expecting but I really, really liked the chorus and I can see myself getting more into it than I thought. The boys' voices are absoluetly magical and is up there with one of my favorite songs off the album.
Hundred Broken Hearts: 7/10.
Song is not my style but I dig it. I appreciate that it's actually good! It's not a song that you just don't want to listen to and turn off. Even if you don't like it you can appreciate it and it actually reminds me of Hannah Montana in a way. Some of Hannah Montana songs I did not like but I still knew and appreciated because they were done well and this reminds me of that.
Brought the Heat back: 10/10
BOP! A BOP! BOP! Okay, this song I knew I was going to like from the teasers, it's right up my alley! But I enjoyed this way more than I thought I was going to. Also, Jake and Jay in the Bridge! BRUHHHH! A song you can dance to, even if you're sad.
Paranormal: 8/10
As I was listening to this all I could think about was 1D lol Why is Enhypen a better version of 1D? This song caught me off guard and it was not what I thought it was going to be at all. I really liked the chorus and I just couldn't stop thinking about their talents. Why are they so good at singing?
Royalty: 7/10
My least favorite song off the album but not a complete skip. I really dig the instrumental aspects. I like the upbeat sound and how nice it sounds.
Highway 1009: 10/10
Heeseung did an amazing job composing this. I really like how you can focus on their voices and the lyrics, they're so sweet and they sound so nice. You can really tell they're talking to their fans and that's so special. Jake's voice really stands out to me in this song and his rasp ugh one of my favorite fan songs I've heard. It's insanely sweet.
XO (Only If You Say Yes) (Eng. Ver.) ft. JVKE: 9/10
I already like the english version more, which, I know it's the same song and I normally hate english verions...but this is made to be played on the radio. It's such a bop! And JVKE's feature is so good, I'm glad he gave this song to them because THIS is a GREAT collab. When the feature sounds like an official member and it works. Fantastic!
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katspacenine · 2 years
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Star Trek Men, Ranked By How Well I Think They Would Do in a Boy Band
Bones 0/10: Antagonizes fans just to amuse himself, only scowls in photos
Odo 0/10: Refuses to join because he thinks the whole thing sounds suspicious 
Chakotay 1/10: Would sigh loudly during all practices until asked to leave
Neelix 1/10: Self-explanatory
Quark 1/10: Immediately appoints himself the group’s manager, does nothing but run poorly organized scams which Odo foils 
Picard 2/10: Appears in one music video, attracts a legion of fans who call him “Daddy Picard”, then tries to erase himself from the internet 
O’Brien 2/10: Stresses that he wants nothing to do with the band, but is constantly forced to help them
Rom: 3/10: Practices more than anyone else, but is still awful. Leeta attends all of his performances
Scotty, Saru, and Chekov 4/10: Always two counts behind, but are still loved because they are good guys doing their best
The Doctor 4/10: He’s a great singer, but would definitely get fed up with the other members and leave the group almost immediately
Paul Stamets 4/10: Claims he’s uninterested in music, but really just gets stage fright
Lorca 5/10: Would do great until it was revealed he was awful
Spock and Tuvok 5/10: Refuse to be involved in something as ‘frivolous’ and ‘illogical’ as a boy band, but secretly run at least ten stan accounts on twitter
Tom Paris 6/10: Thinks he’s way more talented than he actually is, gets by on his charm and looks
Q 6/10 If he applied himself, he could become a superstar, but he would be far too impatient 
Wesley 7/10: Could have been great, if circumstances were different. Gets burnt out and leaves to have a distinguished career in something else. 
Sisko 7/10: Too busy to actually join the band, but performs covers of their music to embarrass Jake at parties
Harry Kim 7/10: Somehow ends up with one line in every song
Kirk 7.5/10: Insists on being the leader, despite having no clear skill in dancing or singing, but is still very popular because he’s always ripping off his shirt off
Pike 8/10: The band’s actual manager/spokesperson, does an excellent job 
Garak 8/10: Can’t really sing, but is constantly creating drama so the group stays in the headlines
Hugh Culber 8/10: Has to take a leave of absence due to the stress of trying to keep everyone on track
Data and Geordi 9/10: Don’t entirely understand how they got into this situation, but still do an incredible job and are adored by all. Also Data has a dance solo in every song
Riker 9/10: The star of every meme compilation 
Bashir 9.5/10: The band’s resident ingenue. Gets the most media attention, largely because Garak forces people to write about him
Sulu 9.5/10: It’s Sulu. Need I say more?
Worf 10/10: Worf would join to try and impress Dax, then immediately become the most popular member of the group. This would irritate him greatly. 
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skepticalarrie · 3 years
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On top of larrie accounts, I follow solo blogs on Tumblr as well. I came across a post of one, can't remember if it was for louis or harry, doesn't matter. The first half of their post read like a larrie post. It talked about the "larry" things that happened during both of their tours. It mentioned the blue bandana, blue green lights at both their shows even specifics like the houston/seattle shirt he wore 28 days apart. Just things you'd only pick up by following larries. They talked about how since 1d days, the management and larry themselves baited larries. How they've had to do it because we're such a big and dedicated part of their market so they need to make money off of us. How they wish he (can't remember which one) could be free from us. But that they keep "feeding " larries by giving us all these things to keep the fandom alive because it's good for business.
Just it's mind blowing. Clearly they follow us to know what we talk about and this is how they rationalize what they see? They think harry and louis has been larrybaiting us for $. How can they stan someone like that. To actually believe someone they're a fan of would spend 10 years of their life doing that to a group of humans. That they would emotionally manipulate their fans cause it's good for their careers. If this was actually true, we should all unstan cause that's just pure evil and I would never be a fan of someone like that. But somehow they're ok with it, just as long as they don't admit to themselves that larry night actually be real.
Yes, exactly. They would rather believe the guys they love and support are actually not very decent people taking advantage of the gays instead of admitting they're just gay themselves. Lol and I think that speaks volumes. And this was always what had me so involved in HL's situation in the first place, because people have the ability to selectively believe stuff or try to make sense of things, as long as they keep their heteronormative mindset. Because god forbid people actually being gay and ruining the image you have about them in your mind. It's exactly what is happening right now with You Are Home, or what happened with Eroda, 369... or any other puzzle these two fuckers love to engage with. Everything we say and theorize is brilliant until it has something to do with Larry, then people choose to be blind and completely dismiss this specific part. When in reality it's all the same thing, you can't pick and choose whatever part not to believe it makes you uncomfortable. Scavenger hunts are SO Harry and Louis, they've been doing it for years, but the rainbow bears?! No that was too gay so it was probably freaking MattMike.
We don't need any *proofs* larry is real, we don't need any theories, is just critical thinking and the ability to look at the bigger picture. Why would someone believe they're larrybaiting/queerbaiting, why would someone believe HL literally HATE part of their fans just because of a gay rumour. That's just not who they are, everything they do tells us the opposite. It's pretty black and white if you think about it, it's not complicated.. but sure, keep supporting homophobic people not only bothered by gay stuff but also taking people's money whenever they have the chance.
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starrybouquet · 3 years
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I’m PMSing today and so, in classic fangirl fashion, I am getting unusually pissed about the decisions of random people twenty years ago.
Yes, you guessed correctly, it is Stargate SG-1 rant time! Weirdly, I am not currently yelling about the myriad of stupid decisions/Hollywood industry scheme/etc that led to Those Seasons I Shall Not Acknowledge. Or at least, the yelling is only tangentially related.
Because today, it’s the group of people (yes, Michael Shanks counts. Also Mallozzi--apologies to anyone who enjoys his strange food Twitter posts. And a horde of other men) who RUINED my baby Daniel.
Somehow, they managed to turn my thoughtful, passionate, idealistic, grief-stricken archaeologist into a whiny, self-centered, bitchy diva.
Yes, my headcanon Daniel is a mite bit different than the canon Daniel we get after--oh, say, season 1. Ahem. Which brings me to my second point...
which is this: It’s tough for me to pinpoint exactly when it all went wrong. I didn’t mind that Daniel learned how to shoot (really, he doesn’t need to die more often) and I didn’t mind that he was confident enough to throw sarcasm at the bad guys and politicians. I liked seeing him grow in those ways.
What bothered me more was the spotty characterization. We talk about this a lot with Sam (her wardrobe, that shitshow of a scene where she implies she watches, like, daytime TV in Affinity, the whole science vs. military thing which should be more of a thing than it is, etc). It’s true with Daniel too. Like, how in character is Need, really? What, did they just forget about Sha’re after a season? How come one minute he’s shooting up Jaffa and the next it’s “we can’t kill any Jaffa, Jack!”
But even that, I can deal with. I can accept that there are just some episodes that I’m never going to be able to explain to my satisfaction, other than saying “the writers have different ideas of who Daniel is”. Which is probably true.
Really, for me, I think it’s probably buff!descended!Daniel that ruined him. And especially without Jack to rein him in....well, I often say that I won’t watch season 9-10 because Jack’s storyline hurts too much. This is undeniably true. I hate seeing that. It is also, not-so-coincidentally, a much nicer reason than the one I sometimes think to myself in my head, which is that I don’t think I can stand another minute of mean!Daniel.
Honestly? I haven’t seen much of s9-10. But I can understand why Vala would choose to bother him constantly. (I can understand less why she actually likes him, but ANYWAY....) He’s so damn annoying and mean and aaaaaaaa. Damn you, diva!Shanks. 
And that’s it. I’m done for today. Please don’t kill me, Daniel stans. Thanks.
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letshaikyuu · 4 years
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𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬
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𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭: can I request headcanons for being a manager in black jackals? - anon
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: you make long-term friends and lose lots of brain cells with them lol ; gender-neutral reader 
𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭!
You can never be prepared to ‘manage’ a team like this. It’s purely impossible to do that because the moment you enter the gym on your first day...chaos
Shugo definitely gave the whole team an earful the night before, telling them how they have to behave as good as possible so they don’t scare yet another manager away. Trust me, nobody is ready to handle them, but you somehow manage?
The team welcome you with open arms because they’re excited to have someone new with them tbh. Somehow it makes practice more fun because they definitely show of their skills when it’s your first practice with them
Shugo, bless his captain soul, is always there to help you whenever help is needed and to formally introduce you to the crackheads he calls his teammates. You’d probably comment how they look normal to you and he leans down to whisper: ‘Trust me, they are anything but normal.’ He’s the one that usually stays late after practice to see how you’re doing at the end of a busy day and help you clean up if something is left after them. Also, keeps a close eye on you whenever they’re at tournaments or practice matches. He really doesn’t want others to mess with their manager and the whole team agrees, so he’s like this wall between you and others. Very protective, can be scary sometime, but actually the softest baby
Adrian is such a sweetheart. Self-proclaimed foreigner, he tries his best not to mess up his words when with you and embarrass himself. He’s tall and if you’re as tall as him then he will be your best friend ever. On the other hand, if you’re shorter, he likes to mess with you from time to time because it’s just fun. Probably does it to Hinata as well. Gives head pats and ruffles your hair T^T The member, besides Shugo, that’s probably the most mature and willing to stay behind to help. The others stay behind sometime too, but not without nagging lol. Usually helps out if the team is having a match outside Japan so you don’t lose yourself in English, if you don’t speak it of course uwu. Such a sweetheart, I give him a 15/10
BOKUTO FUCKING KOUTAROU. He loves you. The first time you two meet, definitely hugs the life out of you. Can’t control his happiness and Adrian probably has to pull him away from you. He’s used to having managers back in high-school, so he’s really pumped to have one in this team as well. The one that always greets you with the loudest voice in the morning, offers you some of his snacks during breaks and probably the one that comes to you most often because he did something lol. Once, while you were still in your first week of managing these crazy heads, he came out of the locker room without his shorts on and I shit you not, it was both the hottest thing you’ve ever seen and the most embarrassing lol. Kou couldn’t look at you in the eyes after that for a long time oops-
Sakusa bby. Didn’t really care when the team mentioned they were getting a manager. He wants to stay out of other people’s business so they’d stay out of his. But alas, he has this urge to help you out while you’re still learning the ropes to this team and he completely understands. He thinks they’re crazy too. You learn pretty quickly that he’s a germaphobe because he always smells the towels you washed before actually using it lol. ‘It’s not you. I just want to check. Nice detergent you’re using.’ You and Sakusa wouldn’t have this super close friendship, but he’s always there to help you when needed and he thinks you’re amazing for keeping up with them. Keep up the good work!
It really doesn’t matter if the manager is male or female, Atsumu will flirt with you and mess with you. When you two first meet, he always has stories to tell about the team’s craziest moments to see if you’ll be scared or second guess your decision to be the manager. He finds that a team as strong as this one, needs a strong and reliable manager as well. After you actually survive them for a month, he’s really impressed. That’s when he lets himself become more open with you and you two would have this typical teasing each other relationship. Also one of the members that scares away people or other teams if they even think of flirting with you. He’s cool, so you don’t have to worry about him either.
Shion is such a baby as well. When you two first meet, he’d have this huge smile on his face because he just looks like the softest bean ever and we stan a soft bby. He’d definitely have a lot of bruises, so you’d always have some kind of ointment that he can put on them. So happy you thought of doing that for him and if you always have it with you, Shion is just ecstatic. Shows you gratitude by helping you clean after practice or carrying something that may be heavy for you. Every morning and every practice, greets you with the softest of smiles and it just makes your day omg
OMG MY BABY SHOUYOU <3 He’s the one that always fanboys over you with Kou. Can’t wait to become best friends with you and have someone new he can show his progress to uwu. Loves coming up to you when you arrive at practice and greet you with such a sweet and tight hug T^T. When you compliment his skills, he always blushes and thanks you really loudly that the people closest to him flinch in surprise every time. When the team is celebrating a win and group hug, if you happen to be standing off to the side, comes to you and drags you into the hug as well. ‘You’re part of the team now as well!’ He’s too cute people I can’t-
No matter how chaotic this team is, they’re such an amazing set of people that will make you feel like you’re the most important person ever because you are part of the team. Will be extremely sad if you leave them, so please never do that!
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I may have gone a tad bit crazy lol, but I enjoyed writing this very much cause they’re just amazing and wonderful and ye. @baby-boy-taichi​ you seemed to be hyped for this request, so here ya go <3
Hope you like it heh <3 Stay safe people!
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hwang-intak-archive · 3 years
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*✧・゚:* P1ece Tag Game *✧・゚:*
Since some of you said they want to see my answers too (@momobani, @tranquilpetrichor and @nfly5), I will do this as well!! (I say this as if I’m not super happy about a chance to freely rant about these boys kasdjlfkas)
My answers are under the cut, cause this got a bit long :’)
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1. Since when have you been a P1ece?
Since predebut! Like... August 2020 or so? I know that as soon as information about the members started releasing I was like “I NEED to stan the FNC babies!!”
2. What made you decide to stan P1H?
Their logo performance, because I was really impressed by their dance skills when I first watched that only a few days after it was released! But also being a Fantasy made me want to adopt SF9′s little brothers :’) I just didn’t expect I’d call them my ult group a year later ;;
3. Who is/are your bias(es)? Is your first bias still your current bias? If not, who was it before that?
Intak. And technically I was going to bias Theo at first but that.. never really happened kasjdflksa so yeah, my first bias is still my current bias^^
4. Your favourite era so far?
Oof... I think I’ll have to go with the current era, simply because I have high hopes for them and I’m looking forward to see all the content we’ll get this era!!
5. Your favourite title track/MV?
Siren forever ✊😌 I still remember the first time I heard it and I was sooo blown away by their vocal skills??? Their performance skills??? The way this song is probably one of the best debuts in kpop imo???? And how this group is this good and harmonious already when it’s only their debut??? Wow, I actually got chills thinking about all of this again now... 
(Ok but tbh Scared and DILT are impressive too... they started off so well and just keep getting better!!!)
6. Your fav P1H choreo?
Peacemaker. I’d have probaby chosen smth else but somehow when I saw them perform this at the showcase it legit made me cry. It’s just so nice to see this group who did mostly very strong concepts so far to also be able to dance like that and to put so much emotion behind their moves??? Another pleasant surprise by the piwons....
7. Your fav b-sides?
That’$ Money, Before the Dawn, Ayaya, That’s It, If You Call Me. Honestly I love all their songs, and I could add on to this list until it’s almost their full discography, but I think I’ll leave it at these 5. 
8. Your fav cover of theirs?
The Then, Now and Forever cover, anyone?? Keeho’s All Of Me cover? Their Billie Eilish performance???? Maniac?? I don’t think I can just choose one tbh??? Keeho and Theo doing Needy?? Intak just covering the entirety of Resonance?? 
If I was forced to choose I’d probably say Maniac though, but really, everything they cover is so good because they really manage to put a part of themselves into these songs, and I keep rewatching all their covers every once in a while!!
9. Any P1H video you keep coming back to?
Probably the Maniac cover? I love it, and also it has something really calming to me so ;; (also Theo’s “You maniac” is still kinda hot, don’t even try to convince me otherwise kadsjfklas)
10. Have you watched their little STAGE + performances? What’s your favourite?
I have seen all of them... multiple times aksjödfklsa I think my favourites have got to be this and this. Just.... watch and let them speak for themselves. They really are a group full of main and lead dancers, istg
11. Your favourite Saessak Harmony episode? (If you haven’t seen any, I highly recommend!!!)
The first one? Where they have to remember that nursery rhyme jsadkfasdlj but also ep. 5 where they get drenched in water whenever they say a forbidden word :’)
Honestly I love all of Saessak Harmony though, and their other series too!! It’s really nice to see them become more open and joke around more from one show to the other!
12. Most iconic P1H tiktok in your opinion? (Again, if you haven’t seen any, please go watch them, these boys istg-)
Soul’s tiktok where he pours an ungodly amount of jam into his yoghurt? and Soul with the shoe.... and in general everything Soul does akldsjöfkas
Also I love the one with Jiung and Intak and the sausage.... idk how to explain this better but I remember watching this during my early P1ece days and just finding it so irrationally funny fkldjssfkl 
I could add on to this list until forever too but,,, I shall have self control for once in my life :’)
13. A P1H moment you love? (Or several, if you’re indecisive like me)
New Broccoli.
14. Is there anything they’ve helped you with/you learned from them?
There are way too many things tbh? I think there’s a lot you can learn from them, and I guess every member has something different to teach. 
One thing, for example, is that Soul’s personality and the way he acts reminds me a bit of how I acted back in school? And looking back on myself I used to be ashamed of being the “weird kid”, but seeing him being his weird self so confidently and being loved for it I started thinking that maybe the way I used to be wasn’t so wrong after all.
15. A concept you want to see them do in the future?
A happy summer concept!!! Also something elegant like SF9′s Tear Drop in the far future? Because I’m sure they could pull it off and also I like death :)
16. A collab you’re hoping for?
SF9 Juho making a song for them! Also maybe a collab with N.Flying? I feel like these two groups would work well together^^
17. Fav member combination from the partner vlives?
This is a really tough question kaljdfkas I remember watching Keeho and Theo building those marshmallow structures and then setting the poor marshmallows on fire. That was fun :’). But Jiung and Intak also have a very wholesome dynamic, and their dance lives are,,,,,, a lot.
18. Fav lyric if you have one?
I wrote this question with a line in mind tbh kasdöjflkas
“난 사랑의 빵을 크게 부풀려” from If You Call Me (which roughly translates to “I raise the bread of love”) because it sounds really cute and also how do you even come up with that jskdlfsa in general I love the lyrics to this song because of its backstory!! 
Unfortunately I haven’t looked into p1h lyrics as much as I want to yet, but from what I can catch and understand while listening, they have a lot of very creative lyrics and they seem to think about how to phrase what a lot!
19. Fav vocal, rapper and dancer? (I know, I know, these are all super hard questions...)
Fav vocal is Keeho, fav dancer is Intak, fav rapper.... who am I to choose...?
20. The moment you fell in love with your bias?
Right here. (((But also bold of anyone to assume I’m not still falling in love with him a bit more each day, just watching him exist.)))
21. A member you can’t help but get wrecked by?
Jiung... but like... because he’s so ksjflsajfksf adorable??? And I love everything about him so much and he is also just a very relatable introvert akdjfklas 
22. Something you love about each member? (Can be one thing or a whole rant, whatever you feel like^^)
Okay, here we go, some random things I love about everyone!
Keeho: His voice!!! How confident and handsome he is (which is funny because with him I went from “visually not my type” to “HE! IS! SO! HANDSOME!!!!”). The way he still manages to continuously give his members a culture shock with some of the things he does and says :’). How outspoken he is. How he’s not afraid to stand up for himself and his beliefs. The way he feels like P1eces’ best friend. His jokes and humor!! The way he adores the other members so obviously and shows that every chance he gets. How whiny and embarrassed he sometimes gets when things aren’t going his way afjakjadkfa. The way he always makes sure to translate things to english as much as he can, so the international fans who don’t speak korean can understand what’s happening too! 
Theo: Again, his voice!! The way I feel like he can do anything he sets his mind to. How he improves his dancing so fast!!! And even though his singing was already really good to begin with, it feels like he’s also still continuously improving in that area! His humor too - the way he does not miss a beat when it’s about roasting his members (especially Keeho). The way he goes absolutely crazy when anyone even remotely mentions Big Bang :’). What a fun and open person he really is once he lets you in. The way he overcame his fear of cameras and how brightly he shines on stage now!! The Shocked Theo Face™. How he won’t hesitate to make fun of himself too, if it’s for the sake of entertainment (like when he drew himself as a bird in his self introduction). Drink Rice (his jokes are just my favourite kind of humor).
Jiung: His smile!!! His face!!! His expressions!!! Everything!!! Choi Jiung perfect boi!! How sweet his voice sounds (I know I know I say I love his voice about everyone but I really do love all their voices so much???). What a warm-hearted person he is. How he does everything at his own pace. How much thought he puts into everything. The way he can come up with a well thought out freestyle dance on the spot??? How in tune with himself he seems. His sincerity. Have I mentioned he makes me feel very warm inside? The way it’s obviously hard for him to express affection but he still does his best to let the other members and his fans know how much he appreciates and loves them. The songs he makes and always plays for fans in his vlives! His impersonations of everything, including a cockroach?? The way he talks. How he bursts out into the brightest, biggest laughter.
Intak: I don’t even know where to start?? His confidence, his passion, and the way he radiates it. The way he dances. How he manages to have his feelings on display when he dances. The way he talks. His pronunciation is so nice to listen to for some reason? The way he writes his lyrics. How he always makes sure to choose just the right words when he explains how he feels about something. Just the way he’s an absolute mess sometimes. His fuckboi antics?? But also what a genuinely sweet person he is? The way he takes care of himself and of others. The Big Brother Energy™ that he radiates when he’s with 05-line, but Soul especially? His expressions. How playful he can be, especially in the way he raps. But also what an absolute softie he is? His fire!
Soul: The dancer this boy is!! The unreal control he has over his own body and his movements. How relatable he is when the others are talking over each other in korean and he has no idea what’s going on anymore so he just kinda sits there and smiles :’). His angelic vocals that I hope we will get to hear more often in the future;;. The way he just lives for himself and for his passion for performing. How he doesn’t seem to afraid even a little bit, despite living far away from home and in a country where he doesn’t speak the language perfectly yet. The way he’s so unapologetically himself. His humor!!! His completely fucked up humor!!! The weird things he does and the strange answers he comes up with. He lives in his own sphere and I just admire him for everything he is and stands for. 
Jongseob: His maturity. I lovelovelove his flow when he raps! Also have you seen him dance? Like have you seen him??? He seems like such a sweet kid and his smile is one of the prettiest I’ve seen. The way he thinks so deeply about his words, this is something I noticed during their debut showcase and I’ve loved about him ever since! How his experience on stage shows whenever he performs. ASMR king!! How he’s such a nice and smiley boy, but when it’s about exposing his members he gets ready to kill lol (like that one time when Keeho owed everyone coffee but hadn’t bought it yet). Sits like an anime girl?? His lightness he puts behind everything he does!! How easily embarrassed he gets. In general, when he’s being all professional and confident in front of a camera and then something happens that makes his shy side jump out for a little while.
23. Something you love about being a P1ece?
Being able to support six very talented and kind young people!! Also that it’s still a relatively small fandom. Small fandoms are really comfortable to me, because there’s barely any big fanwars or other troubles among the fans, and it feels very familiar. I also love watching our boys grow, and they’re the first group I’ve been stanning since predebut, so it feels like I really get to walk their whole journey as idols with them, and that’s kinda nice^^
Bonus: Anything P1Harmony-related that you want to recommend to your (non-P1ece) followers or to new P1eces?
If you can and want to afford it - they did a little series of interviews with Wonderwall during Scared era. Those are fun to watch, and give you some deep insight into their working and thought process, and it gets pretty personal at times. Also not to shamelessly self-promote here, but,,,, *glances at my content guides* (I try to put every video of theirs that I can find in there, so there might be stuff you haven’t seen yet and want to check out^^)
And then also this, because the world needed it, and the first part makes me cry because it’s so beautiful and also how dare anyone even think about covering my favourite Taemin song.
*✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
I already tagged a bunch of people on my original post, but if you come across this and haven’t been tagged yet, feel free to make your own post and answer the questions too!!! I’m always happy to see P1eces gushing about our boys;;
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hopeless-lovex0 · 5 years
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I HAVE A DREAM (PART 17)
Kim Hongjoong Fanfic
Warning: Angst. Cheating. Heartbreak. Cursing. Fluff.
      Fellow Atiny and Kpop stans, I present to you guys Part 17 of I Have A Dream! (*^_^*) It’s a little bit short this time as I’ve been working super hard on the finally for this story which I’m sad to say is coming soon 😞 it might be the next one coming up as well so I want to make sure that the last part to this story is written well and that you guys enjoy it. I dont have much to say today other than I hope you guys enjoy this week’s update and without further ado I present to you guys, part 17 of I Have A Dream 🎉❤
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      2 hours, that's how long the rest of Ateez waited in that boring, white walls, old movie playing in the background room. To say each and every one of them was beyoung uncomfortable was an understatement.
     The green ugly leather chairs scattered around the room were beyond uncomfortable, the support simply just not there. The rest of the guys gave Wooyoung and Mingi the privilege of sitting on the only comfortable furniture there was in the room, due to their back pains. A beige sofa (which Seonghwa and Yeosang swear was once white) placed against a white dull wall with some poor excuse of decoration placed on it.
     Placed on the end of the room, was a simple brown small table with a bunch of fashion and sports magazines scattered around the surface of it. Above the table was an old square tv mount with said tv hanging from it, old movies coming an going as their wait in the room moves into the third hour.
     Seonghwa knows that if it wasn't for the snacks and drinks vending machine a couple feet away from, every single one of the guys will eventually be driven crazy by the small dulled out room.
     By now half of the guys are slouching in their seats, Wooyoung and Mingi leaning against each other with an uncomfortable expression on their faces. Once in awhile, a couple of the guys would get up and walk up to the vending machine and take out various chips and candy to keep them awake.
     San, however, was active like a little kid on Christmas morning, pacing around the room with a bag of chips in hand. Seonghwa had told him multiple times to sit down, casting apologetic looks to other people sitting in the waiting room with them. The main dancer ignored him though, mind scattered with various thought and heart racing a thousand miles per minute.
     He also had a frown placed upon his face, the delicate smile he would usually be bearing gone from sight. He was cursing himself over and over again in his mind, thinking that it should have been him to be there with Y/N.
     The rest of the guys watched him from their seats, growing impatient with him as the minutes passed by. They know how he was feeling and they know he was blaming himself, but alas there was nothing to do especially when all of them got their phones taken away by the manager.
     Jongho was the one to finally snap, jumping off his chair and taking ahold of San’s shirt, pulling back and slamming him down on one of the chairs available. The rest of the guys watched with wide eyes, but they all knew that there was no point in scowling him when each one of them wanted to do the same thing. “ Sit down and stop pacing around. The other people waiting here are getting annoyed with you.” He says, not bothering to add any formalities as he similarly waits for the results with rapidly beating heart.
     San turns to look around the waiting room, just starting to realize the looks that some people are giving him from his constant walking. Giving them a small bow of apology, he sits back down and begins to nibble on his bag of biscuits, the rest of the guys doing the same.
     “ It's been almost 3 hours! How much longer is it gonna take!” San bursts out, breaking the silence that sat on them, the sound of the movie playing getting drowned out by San outburst. Seonghwa is about to snap at him for startling everyone and causing a scene when a doctor carrying a clipboard walks up to the doorway.
    Half of the guys don't pay attention as they think it's news for someone else, while San, Jongho and Seonghwa look at her expectedly fingers crossed that it's Y/N they are calling for.
    “ People here to see Miss (L/N)?” She calls out, getting scared when a total of 7 guys jump up from their seats and race up to her, calling out Y/N’s name in unison. “ Uh.. I'm not sure that all you guys would be allowed in.” She says, getting groans in response.
     “ Please, let us all go! We've all been waiting for almost 3 hours and we really want to see her and the baby.” Yunho says, whipping his hands out and placing them in front of him in a praying motion while giving the doctor his best puppy eyes. Mingi noticing this, follows his lead elbowing Wooyoung and getting him to do it as well.
    In the span of a minute, the doctor has 7 from men in front of her giving her puppy eyes while pouting at the same time. Shaking her head and sighing out, she looks at them one more time before finally nodding her head, causing the guys to yells out in victory.
     Walking away from them, she gestures for them to follow her as they walk towards the elevators. The ride towards Y/N’s room feels packed and tense, the guys barely fitting all in the small space. When the doors open, they blindly follow the doctor as she passes various rooms, turning left and right on different hallways before finally stopping in front of a closed door. Giving them a small smile, she gives them a quick bow before finally walking away towards a nurse standing at the end of the hallway.
     The guys stand crowding the door not knowing what to do and how to approach, Mingi shoving Wooyoung to the door and Yunho slowly creeping up to it as if the door will somehow blow open by itself. Jongho and San however didn’t hesitate to knock quietly on the door, Seonghwa and Yeosang waiting patiently behind them.
     What feels like 10 years when it’s actually 10 seconds the door finally creaks open, Mingi and Wooyoung stopping their childish arguing. There staring right back at them is Hongjoong, a small smile placed upon his pink chapped lips. He brings his finger up to his lips, telling them to keep quiet before gesturing them to walk into the room with him.
     All 7 of them slowly stride in, walking up to the big hospital in the center of the room. There in a pile of bedsheets lays Y/N with a white bundle laying on her hands, slowly caressing it with a gentle hand.
     Hearing them walk in, Y/N lifts her gaze towards the guys standing timidly a couple feet away from her. Her eyes search the faces of the guys before stopping on the maknae of the group, a big smile blooming on her tired still slightly sweaty face.
     Reaching her hand towards Jongho, she gestures for him to come closer, the maknae doing so with hesitant steps. Once he's finally within reach, Y/N gently grabs one of his hands and pulls him next to her bed.
     “ Jongho, meet baby Jongho.” Y/N says, letting out a small laugh when Jongho’s eyes grow wide with excitement. He carefully leans over the bed and takes a closer look at the sleeping baby, tears welling up on his eyes when the baby begins to stir.
     “ Can I.. Can I hold him?” He whispers out, not wanting to wake him up, Y/N giving him another beaming smile and carefully passing baby Jongho to grown-up Jongho.
     The rest of the guys watch in awe as Jongho turns around cradling the tiny baby in his hands, Seonghwa and Yunho taking out their phones and beginning to take as many pictures as they can. The guys crowd around him to take a closer look at the baby, cooing at the sleeping baby and at Jongho tearing up.
     San gives the baby a loving look, then proceeds to walk up to Y/N’s side, leaning down and placing a kiss on her forehead. Y/N feels her face explode with warmth, 100% sure that her face is currently turning red, and she prays that the machine next to her doesn't start giving away her fast-beating heart.
     She gives him a small smile, way too tired to questions his actions, instead choosing to lean her head back and watch the rest of the guys fawn over the baby.
     “ How are you feeling?” San whispers out, attention still on Y/N as she continues to watch the interaction between baby Jongho. “ Like I just popped a baby out.” She answers causing San to let out a laugh, Wooyoung and Yeosang who were listening in to the conversation snickering to themselves.
     “ I'm sorry I wasn't there for you... It must have been scary when no one answered right?” San questions, holding onto one of her hands while slowly caressing it with his thumb. “ It's okay.. Hongjoong told me you guys got in trouble with the manager and Youngji was busy at work.” Y/N says, closing her eyes as she finally feels her tense body relax, San’s little actions doing a ton to help her.
     San let's out a tiny laugh, shaking his head when he remembers why they got in trouble. “ We got in trouble cuz Yunho and Mingi were goofing around and Yeosang ended up snorking water from his nose from how much he was laughing. The manger came in when Seonghwa was patting his back and Wooyoung, Yunho and Mingi were on the floor laughing their asses off.” San lets her, causing Y/N to open up her eyes in amusement and laughing along with him.
     “ HEY! I didn't do anything and I still got in trouble so don't laugh cuz it wasn't funny.” Seonghwa calls out face twisted in a game scold, but you can tell he was holding in laughter, Yeosang holding his nose in disgust when he remembers how the water shooting out his nose gave him an uncomfortable burn for a couple of minutes.
     They sit there for a couple minutes, taking in the scene of the guys taking turns holding the small bundle of joy. “ Are you not gonna hold him?” Y/N questions him, San’s head whipping back to her making her wince when she thinks that he might have cracked his neck. “ Can I..?” He timidly asks her, some of the guys holding in their laughs from how shy he’s acting all of the sudden.
     Nodding her head in confirmation, San gets up from his spot beside her and walks up to Yunho who is currently swaying his body to keep the baby from waking up. Slowly Yunho places little Jongho in San’s arms, making sure that he’s supporting the baby’s head well.
     They all watch in awe as the baby begins to stir in his hands, letting out a small yawn and snuggling closer to San’s chest, somehow between all that managing to grip onto one of the main dancers finger.
     “ Wow San! Baby Jongho must really like you! He didn’t do that to any of us while we were holding him.” Wooyoung explains, the rest of the guys nodding and humming in agreement. “ Not even grown up Jongho is that fond of you.” Seonghwa jokes with him causing Jongho to glare at him in annoyance.
     “ That’s not true! I like San Hyung! It’s just that he’s always hanging out with Wooyoung and they make a lot of noise so I always have a headache!” Jongho defends himself, causing Wooyoung to snap his head towards him and put him in a headlock.
     “ What do you mean we’re loud! You are always walking around the dorm belting out high notes like we’re in a choir.” Wooyoung says, giving Jongho a nuggie on his head, Yunho and Mingi in the background watching the “fight” while Seonghwa and Yeosang stand next to San watching the baby with close eyes.
      Y/N watches the scene from her bed, letting out giggles when the guys continue to goof around. Her little quiet bubble is burst once she hears the chuckles of someone else right beside her, and it takes everything in her not to yelp out in surprise. Right beside her in the once vacant chair, sits Hongjoong watching as the guys continue to talk amongst each other, she can't help but feel bad once she realizes that she forgot he was even there.
     Together they sit in silence, watching as San brings up the baby towards his face and gives it a small kiss on the forehead, the rest of the guys crowding him with their phones ready to take a picture. “ I can tell you like him y’know.” Hongjoong says, causing Y/N to choke on her spit in surprise.
     “ What do you mean like him?! I don't know what you're talking about.” Y/N quickly says, composing herself as best as she can, getting thrown off by the sudden question. “ You don't have to deny it, unless you yourself didn't know and barely just found out.” Hongjoong continues, watching as Y/N refuses to meet his eyes.
     He hesitantly continues when she keeps quiet. “ The way you look at him... It's how you used to look at me.” He whispers out, not wanting the rest of the guys to hear their conversation. “ Now it's not the time Hongjoong so please just stop.” Y/N calmly tells him, looking at him with pleading eyes that tell him she's not up for this conversation just yet.
     “ You're right.. I'm sorry for bringing it up.” Hongjoong quickly apologizes, not wanting to ruin the happy atmosphere surrounding them. They sit there for a couple more seconds before he hears Y/N let out a sigh. “ I was planning on talking to you after I have birth and got out of the hospital, but I guess since we’re here already I’ll just make it short. I’m not planning on keeping him away from you.” Y/N says, causing Hongjoong to gape at her in shock.
     “ We still have a long way to go from here, and I can guarantee you that I haven't forgotten what you did to me... To us. But I always knew that no matter what, he is your child and I would never think about keeping you from seeing him.” She says, causing Hongjoong to grip onto her hand with appreciation.
     He looks at her with newfound hope, the thought of being able to hold his child, raise his child, love his child with Y/N causing his heart to swell with happiness. “ Thank you.. Thank you for letting me be apart of his life.” He thanks her, gripping onto on her hands with glee, Y/N smiling back at him then turning back around and continuing to watch the guys cuddle the baby.
     Everything seems to finally settle down, Y/N and Hongjoong watching from the sidelines as the rest of the guys beg San to let them hold the baby again. Wooyoung seems to be making fun of Jongho for crying while the maknae crosses his arms in annoyance with a pout on his lips. Seonghwa, Mingi and Yunho are circling San with their phones in hand, taking a million photos per minute, Yeosang on the other hands seems to be looking around the room with a confused look upon his face.
   Turning back to Y/N, he tilts his head sideways like a little curious puppy.
    “ Where's Youngji..?” He questions, the rest of the guys finally noticing the absence of her overprotective, loud brother.
   “ OH! He passed out.” She says, the rest of the guys stopping in their tracks.
     “.... WHAT?!?!?..”
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Omni Falls Chapter 1: 10 and Up
Gravity Falls, Oregon. This place seems normal to average tourists, but in all honesty, they wouldn't be wrong. The town itself is surrounded by pine trees, where the forest is home to various wildlife and other….inhabitants, there is a town square with multiple buildings used for business across the various areas and town hall near the town square. Average town, average people, and average day-to-day life, right? Aside from this, there’s one place where an individual will see when they come to this sleepy town: the Mystery Shack.
The Mastery Shack is simply a tourist trap. This shop is able to attract many visitors with its absurd legends and lore, yet somehow this business is able to make a large profit each time a group of gullible tourists would come by to get souvenirs and knick-knacks. The one that leads this business was “Mr. Mystery” himself, Stan Pines. He is a skilled con artist who is able to keep this shack running through lucrative means and has no shame in it, so long as he managed to make some cash. Honestly, he is rather content with this lifestyle for 30 years. 
That is until his nephew and niece, Dipper and Mabel Pines arrived. The twins were bought by their parents believing they needed to be outside more and figured going to stay with their great uncle was a good idea.
The twins themselves see things differently in life: Mabel was a ball of sunshine and energy, Dipper was more critical thinking, Mabel was free-spirited while her twin brother was more self-conscious. Despite these polarities, their bond remains tightly-wound and has been ever since. The twins have different views of being in this town so far. For Mabel, she seems to have no problem with where she was; she took it in happiness and stride, whether it’s having splinters in her hands or a goat chomping on her sweater, she doesn’t let it bother. Dipper, on the other hand, felt on edge since he first got here. He couldn’t explain it in words but he just feels like the weirdness he felt for this town was like an itch. An itch that he can’t scratch. Despite this, Stan seemed to not care and was focused on his tourist trapping, to which he and Mabel work as an extra set of hands for his business.
As business is slow in the shop, one of the Pine Twins takes this as an opportunity to finally find a summer romance, as Mabel hides behind a row of Stan-bobbleheads. She peeks to see one boy reading her note aloud.
"Uh…..Do you like me? Yes? Definitely? Absolutely?", the boy reads, confused as he looks around to see who gave him the note.
"I rigged it!", Mabel whispers to herself, excited and proud her plan worked. She's on a roll. Dipper is wiping a jar as he looks at her congratulating herself.
"Mabel", Dipper states, finishing clean, "I get that you're in this "Boy Crazy" phase, but you're really overdoing it with the crazy part."
Mabel turns her head to her twin, incredulous to his claim. "What?", she scoffs, blowing a raspberry at her brother, "Come on, Dipper. This is our first summer away from home. It's my big chance to get an epic summer romance."
"I know”, Dipper replies, “But does this really mean you have to be attracted to every boy you see?”
Dipper isn’t really wrong about this. Since Mabel got her, she’s been constantly vying for the attention for every boy that came her into peripheral vision and most of them ended in either a.) the boys being more confused about what’s going on, b.) they would be uncomfortable by her presence, or c.) they would run away from her. Is she truly not self-aware about what she does that constantly, Dipper isn’t really sure. He really doesn’t understand why she’s doing this, it is the beginning of summer. She had time.
“Mock all you want, brother” Mabel pouts, not allowing her brother’s deter her from her goal “But I got a good feeling this summer. I wouldn’t be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now.” To her disgust and to her twin’s humor, the man of dreams turns out to be her grunkle, who is choking on his own burp.
“Hey, I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.”, Stan demands, holding up Mystery Shack direction signs. 
“Not it!”, the Pine twins reply quickly, expressing their reluctance to do something foolish.
“Uh, also not it.”, Soos, the Hispanic overweight handyman of the Mystery Shack, answers at the last minute. Stan stares at his employee with uninterested eyes. “I didn’t ask you, Soos”, he drones.
“I know’, Soos admits, as he pulls out a chocolate bar to eat. “And I’m okay with that.” Stan just facepalms in annoyance as no one is willing to take this task, so he turns to his other employee in hopes she would do it.
“Wendy!”, the boss calls out to his adolescent employee. “I need you to put signs in the forest for me!” Woefully, the young redhead is too invested in her magazine reading to do anything. “I mean, I would but” she grunts as she makes a pitiful attempt to reach, being too lazy to actually do it. “Too...far...to….reach...it”
“I’d fire all of you if I could.”, he grumbled, as nobody wanted to do this task. Well, it’s a good thing that you have family to help you out, right? The boss of the Mystery Shack to pick one of the Twins. “Okay, let’s make it……”, Stan starts to choose, swiping his finger between the Dipper and Mabel, “Eenie….meenie…..miney…..you.” His finger lands on Dipper, who is in disbelief at his grunkle’s choice.
“What? Grunkle Stan, whenever I’m in the woods, I feel like I’m being watched”, he explains, feeling unnerved doing this, much to his grunkle’s irritation.
“Ugh, this again”, Stan rolls his eyes.
“I’m serious.”, he insists, “Something is weird in this town. Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out ‘BEWARE’” He pulls up his sleeve to show his grunkle. Stan leans down and squints to read the marks.
“That says ‘BEWARB’’, Stan corrects his nephew, who scratches in either in embarrassment or because it itches a bit. He sighs and gets down on a knee, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Look, kid”, he explains to his nephew, “The whole "monsters in the forest" thing is just a local legend, drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that.” He points to a sweaty tourist, who was way too invested in a bobblehead in his hand. Having made his point across, he gives the signs to Dipper. “So quit being paranoid and put up the signs!”
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Klunk-Klunk-Klunk!
Dipper couldn’t believe he’s doing this. Not only does his grunkle not believe what he was saying about the sensation that he got from being in this town, but he also forced him into putting up the signs up around the forest. Honestly, he just wants to get this done so he could head back because the forest is making him feel unnerved. He’s just finishing putting up another sign on a tree before grabs his minipack to put the remaining arrows and tools in before continuing to trek deeper in the eerie forest.
“Ugh, of all people, it had to be me going out to the scary parts of the forest”, he complains, as he looks across the various trees that sway with the wind, which doesn’t help in the slightest. He still couldn’t shake off the feeling, if anything, it started to slowly magnify. Honestly, what is up with this place? Why does it seem to be him who can feel this disturbance? Why was-
“Oof!”
He suddenly trips on something that scraped his knee as he lands face first. Dipper winces as he shifts onto his back as he looks at the scrape on his foot. “If I only had my first aid with me”, he complains to himself, forgetting the tool that might come in handy in case something like this happens. Just as he’s about to pull himself up, he notices a shining glare near his foot. Letting his curiosity get the better of him, he starts digging with his hands to pull out the object and holds it up, with one hand on top, the other at the bottom.
“What is this?”, he asks himself, fascinated at the object he’s holding. Said object is silvery and smooth on the surface, it has the look of an oversized pearl if Dipper wants to make a comparison. It’s also very sturdy, due to him lightly knocking on the surface, and as far as he knows, there weren’t any lines anywhere it could be opened, same with having no buttons. Its size isn’t as big and as small to fit in both of his hands. “Hmm.”, he contemplates for a moment. Should he really be taking this with to the shack after this was done? He doesn’t know what this object is or what it could do, but at the same time, this can help figure what is up with this place. After a few minutes of hard thinking, he decides to carry the sphere under his armpit, continuing to do his work.
An hour passes, yet Dipper still had to put in a few more arrows. He hammers in an arrow in a tree, starting to feel exhausted from doing this. He stares at the sphere next to him, still in the same place he left before he looks at three more arrows. He started to get annoyed and remembers that he was still in the deeper parts of the forest. He looked up at the trees, which looked darker and more sinister. He grumbles before grabbing the sphere and the arrows, head to last trees. He puts down the sphere on the side of one of them, before heading to the first one, oblivious to the fact that he touched the sphere on the sides. The sphere starts to glow green on the points where his fingers touched it for a brief moment. It continues to do it until the sphere opens with a quiet hiss revealing something.
Dipper finished hammering the arrow in the tree. He walks over to the last tree, tired to the point that he wants to call it quits and head back. But he knows if he does that, Stan would chew him out. He sighs as he gets the hammer nail to put the arrow in place. “Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I say.”, he grumbles, clearly annoyed that his grunkle with everybody else not taking heed to his words and he hammered the arrow, hearing a clang in the process…..
…….
Wait.
“Huh?”, Dipper is stumped. He puts his ear near the tree trunk and taps his hammer again, hearing another clang. He wipes away some dust and finds a line that opens the trunk. It acts as a secret window, revealing a mechanical box with two control switches on the top. He tests one control switch but nothing happens. He does it again with the other one; he hears the ground shifting and Gompers the goat running away. “What the?”, he turns around to see a hole in the ground and in it was an old book. With the same curiosity he had for the sphere, he picks up the book and lays it on the ground, looking left and right for people to be around before opening it up. On the first page of the book, there is an eye-glass in it. He picks it up before putting it down and continues to flip through pages. Dipper goes to the next page to find some writing. “It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon.”, Dipper reads aloud, from the page confused by this. “What is all this?”, he asks, confused by the content he’s finding and what they mean. 
He keeps flipping through the pages seeing various creatures and phenomena. until he hits a particular page. He is intrigued by this page because of its content: On this page, is a picture of a being made entirely out of crystals, posing as if it is ready to battle something, with a blade of a right hand. But what catches his attention the most with this page is the name on top.
Petrosapian.
He stops at the next page, reading these words
TRUST NO ONE
“Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed. I'm being watched. I must hide this book before he finds it. Remember: in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust”, Dipper finishes reading, before closing the book and digesting its word. “No one you can trust.”
Hummmmmmmm-Hummmmmmm
“Hu-?” Dipper turns around at the noise, only to see something green and glowing charging at him. “AAAAHHHH!!!!!!” He puts his left arm up in defense before the object tackles him to the ground hard, dropping the book. He groans in pain before getting up, rubbing his head to ease the throbbing he felt and slowly blinks to bring his vision back.
He felt something on his left arm. More specifically, his wrist.
He looks down to see a watch. Once his memory came back, he starts screaming frantically, trying his hardest to pull this thing off, using sticks and rocks to remove it somehow. But it was all moot. After trying multiple times to get this thing off him, he does his best to calm himself down, breathing very slowly and sits down on the ground. He takes this moment to look at this….”watch” on his wrist. It is slim and sleek, with a green wristband, and the face of the dial is black and green hourglass. He brings the watch close to his face, inspecting it. It doesn’t look like a bomb or anything. Could it be a parasite or a virus? It is too early to say but he feels normal. No pain except the dull throbbing in his head and he didn’t feel sick at all. He starts pulling on the watch itself until it started to hurt him. So it confirms that whatever this thing is, it’s attached to him. Okay, that’s the easy part. 
Now, what could this watch do?
Looking at the first time, he knows it can’t tell time. So what is it? He looks at the watch before getting the journal he found and looks through some pages. So far, there’s nothing in here that can explain to him what this thing is. He gets up, grabbing the journal and looks at the watch again, having no idea on what it can do. He looks at it slowly putting his finger to press the hourglass part of the watch. Maybe there was something he has to-
“HELLO!”
“AH!”, Dipper screamed almost dropping the journal and instantly hid his left arm behind his back, turning to look at his twin sister. “What’cha got there, some nerd things?”, Mabel inquires, curious as to what her brother has on him. This is making him nervous. How is he going to tell his sister about this?
“Uh, uh, it’s nothing!”, he nervously chuckles, hoping his half-attempted lie would steer him clear.
“Uh, uh it’s nothing!”, Mabel playfully imitating her brother, laughing at her brother’s fidgety response. “Come on, are you not gonna show me?”
“Uh..”, Dipper wants to make a retort but he can’t find one. Honestly, Mabel is the only one he can trust with something this big. Whenever there was something that was going on with, she was the first person he would go to, so why is he afraid to tell her something like this? He was pulled out from his thoughts as he turned around to see Gompers nibbling on the journal.
He turns to his sister, “Let’s go somewhere more private.”
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As Mabel sits on the recliner with her brother explaining what he found in the journal, she keeps taking a few glances at Dipper’s new watch. She was curious as to where he got it because she really liked how cool it looked. 
“It's amazing, Mabel!”, Dipper exclaims, finally proven right about the weirdness he felt in this town. “Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.” He shows her various pages that he found. “And get this! After a certain point, the pages just stop, like the guy who was writing it... mysteriously disappeared.”
“Wow, that’s awesome”, she’s amazed by this, she really couldn’t believe there is something odd about this town. But now, she wants to know something else. “But where did you find the watch, bro? It looks nice.”
The air grows tense.
Dipper rubs his arm in nervousness, he really doesn’t know how to explain this to her: this obviously wasn’t a watch but he really doesn’t know what it is. And he really doesn’t wanna lie to her. He guesses he can figure it out later on. He inhales deeply before closing the journal looking at his sister.
“Mabel.”, he starts, already feeling uneasy as he holds up the ‘watch’. “When I was putting up the signs, I found this weird looking sphere. As I left next to put up the rest of the arrows, I was reading through the journal until this thing-”, He points to the ‘watch’. “-latched onto my wrist. I can guess that this was what was in the sphere the whole time.” Mabel takes in what he says and her eyes linger on the object latched to her brother’s wrist, curious as to what it is.
“Have you tried pulling it off?”, she asks.
“Yes”, he answers.
“Did you try pulling it off with a stick?”
“Yes.”
“Smash it with the rock?”
“Yes.”
“Did you try to-”
“Mabel, anything you’re about to say I tried”, he cuts off her questioning, “Whatever this thing is, it’s near indestructible. I smashed a hammer on it and it didn’t have a dent. That and, for whatever reason, it’s latched on deep in my skin. No matter what we do, this watch isn’t going to come off.” Mabel starts to understand what he’s saying, but she still looks at it. What could this thing do? She looks at her brother for a brief moment to see him looking deeply at this mysterious object, as it glows an ominous green…..
She tries to press it.
“Hey!”, Dipper is snapped out of his deep thought and quickly moves his left arm away from his sister. “Mabel, what are you doing?!” “Just wanted to see what it could do.”, she admits, looking at her brother’s astonished face.
“W-wha-? Mabel, we don’t know what this is!”, he protests, upset that his sister couldn’t understand the danger this watch can hold. “For all we know, this could be a bomb of sorts or a virus, or it could be a parasite, o-or-” He stops rambling and feels his sister holding his cheeks, with a pout etched on her face. 
“Dipper, calm down.”, she tells her brother, “Breathe.” He does what she says, feeling his heart slow and his mind clear up. “Thanks, but this still doesn’t change what I said.”
“How do you know it’s a bomb? Or a virus?”, she questions, “Has it ticked? Do you feel different?”
“I….”, Dipper didn’t really have a response for that. As far as he knows, the watch didn’t do anything aside from glow when it latched onto him. His body feels normal and the object didn’t give off any signs that it was gonna blow up. His sister’s right. 
Huh.
“I guess you’re right.”, he admits, staring at the watch, “But as of right now, let’s not touch it or do anything with it...just to be safe. And I really think we should keep this to ourselves. I don’t how Grinkle Stan would react to something like this.”
“Okay”, she agrees, respecting his decision, to which her brother thanks her. Suddenly, the doorbell rings, making  Dipper jump. “Huh? Who’s that?”, he asks, perturbed to who’s ringing the doorbell. 
“Well,  time to spill the beans.’, she confesses as she pushes a literal can of beans. “Boop. Beans. This girl's got a date! Woot woot!” She falls back on the recliner, giggling at the fact that she finally might have a chance at a summer romance. Dipper just looks at her like she’s grown a second head. How was she able to get a date so quickly, let alone actually find the boy that would agree to go on one?
“Let me get this straight”, Dipper recollects, repeating himself just in case he missed something, “In the hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend?” He’s stumped when it comes to finding a logical explanation for this. There’s no possible way she was able to get a boyfriend like this. Something is off.
“What can I say, Dipper?”, Mabel asks rhetorically, pulling her arms into the shirt to flail her sleeves, “I guess I'm just IRRESISTIBLLLLE!” The doorbell rings again, twice. 
“Oh, coming!”, she runs to the door.
He sighs as his sister leaves, shaking his head at the idea of her getting a boyfriend in a day, an hour even. He sits on the recliner, reading the journal. He really is amazed by what he’s finding in the journal different monsters, various items, rare phenomena, heck, even aliens like the crystal man he found. But as he was enamored by the journal, he takes a moment to look at the watch on his wrist. Honestly, he wants to know more about it but right, he doesn’t wanna risk it. Maybe some other time, he’ll try to figure out what it can-
“What'cha reading there, slick?”
Dipper jumps before hiding the journal. “Oh, nothing”, he lies, trying to keep the journal hidden from his grunkle and immediately picks up a magazine. “I was just catching up on, uh….Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine?”
“That’s a good issue.” Stan guarantees, taking a sip from soda before looking at his nephew’s left wrist. “Where’d you get the watch?”
Dipper looks at the watch on his hand before looking at his grunkle. “Oh, uh, I found outside. I cleaned it off and polished it to make it look better than it did before.” That was a good enough lie, right?
Stan seems to buy it. “Hmm. Looks good.”
“Hey, family!” Dipper and Stan turn to look at Mabel and a stranger in a black hoodie. 
“Say hello to my new boyfriend!”, she introduces her date as he turns around to be a brunette in a hoodie with a mysterious red liquid on his, giving a casual “S’up?”
“Hey….”, Dipper greets, already feeling suspicious about this boy.
“How’s it hanging?”, Stan salutes with a finger pistol.
“We met in the cemetery. He’s really deep.”, Mabel clarifies, as she starts to feel up his bicep, “Oh, got a little muscle there.” She’s getting flustered by how strong he must be. Dipper doesn’t like this guy.
“What’s your name?”, Dipper inquires, ready to know more about this guy.
“Uh…”, the stranger hesitates, “Normal….MAN!”
“He means Norman’, Mabels says dreamily, hugging his arm.
Dipper looks at the red liquid on his face. “Are you bleeding, Norman?”
Norman looks at the red substance before looking at Dipper defensively, “It’s jam.” Mabel gasped at this. “I love jam!”, she cries out, swishing her hand between her and her boyfriend. “Look. At. This.”
“So, you wanna hold hands...or whatever?”, Norman suggests, delighting Mabel to no end. “Oh, oh, my goodness”, she giggles, clearly excited at the prospect of holding hands as she runs outside. “Don’t wait up!” Norman finger pistols Dipper and Stan before smacking his head on the wall several and leaving out. Dipper didn’t like this at all. This guy comes out of nowhere and asks Mabel out on a date but he looked suspicious. 
There’s something off about Norman and Dipper is gonna find out what.
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He spent a large amount of time within the attic to find out what Norman is. So far, he’s got nothing at hand to give any inkling as what he truly is and what his motive maybe. He keeps flipping through pages until he finds something that may help him. 
“Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... teenagers?! Beware Gravity Falls's nefarious...” Dipper reads aloud, only to pause in fear of the page before him, showing a hooded undead figure. This means that Norman is a….
“ZOMBIE!”
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Stan pauses what he’s doing in the bathroom to look in the mirror. “Somebody say "crombie"? What is that, crombie?”, Stan asks himself, confused by what he’s saying. “That's not even a word. You're losing your mind.” He just finished washing his hands, afterwards.
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Dipper has to calm down. He has to calm down or else, he’s going to panic. And he doesn’t want that, so he breathes slowly and turns to look out the window to see his sister, Mabel sitting on a log outside, swinging her legs…..and Norman limping towards her, his hands outstretched and ready to eat her. “Oh, no! Mabel, watch out!”, Dipper calls out to his sister, scared for her safety. Norman inches closer towards her and wrapped his hands behind her neck……
Only to put on a necklace of daisies. Mabel gasps, at the sweet gesture and is smiling at him. 
Dipper sighs in relief before laying down on the windowsill, thinking. Was he wrong for assuming the worst out of Norman? As far as he knows, he hasn’t done anything to harm her. But at the same time, his behavior doesn’t seem to be normal at all. Dipper grumbles as he puts his hands on his. “Is my sister really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?”, he asks himself, not even sure if he had the answer.
“It's a dilemma, to be sure.”
Dipper jumps up from his spot to see Soos putting up a lightbulb. Seriously, how many people are gonna keep sneaking up on him like this? He's surprised he hasn't got a heart attack. 
“I couldn’t help but overhear you talkin’ aloud to yourself in this empty room”, Soos clarifies, pulling out the screwdriver in his tool belt. “Soos, you’ve seen Mabel’s boyfriend, right?”, Dipper hesitates, trying to get a better answer from the handyman of the Mystery Shack. “He’s gotta be a zombie, right?”
“Hmm’, Soos thinks for a minute, twisting in the bulb. “How many brains didja see the guy eat?”
Dipper looks at Soos, before looking down embarrassed. “Zero.”
“Look, dude, I believe you.”, Soos reasons. Like Dipper, he has suspicion on what’s really going on in this town. “I’m always noticing weird stuff in this town. Like the mailman? I’m pretty sure he’s a werewolf, but you gotta have evidence. Otherwise, people will think you’re a major league cuckoo clock.” Dipper nods, understanding that he needs evidence in order to convince his sister that Norman isn’t what seems.
“As always, Soos, you’re right.”, Dipper acknowledges. 
“My wisdom is both a blessing and curse.”, Soos replies, solemnly. 
“SOOS! The portable toilets are clogged again!”
“I am needed elsewhere.”, Soos backs out from where he came. Dipper looks at the camera next to the journal. Looks like he’s got work to do.
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Like Soos advised,  Dipper takes as much evidence as he can between Mabel and Norman. He heads to his and Mabel’s room, replaying the recorded material he had as said sister is brushing her hair. So far, Norman always seemed to stumble, like his body lacks any motor control and his sense of balance, like when he’s walking or when he failed to catch the frisbee Mabel throws at him. And when they’re running in a grassy field, he seemed to have the behavior of pulling himself out of a grave like an undead being. He also has no respect for using doors properly so that’s a clue also.
 “Mabel, we’ve got to talk about Norman”, Dipper insists, really wanting her to listen to the evidence he has. 
“Isn’t he the best?”, she asks wistfully, “Check out this big smooch mark he gave me!” She turns face to show a giant red cheek mark, making Dipper scream in horror. She laughs at his response.
“Gullible. It was an accident I had with the leaf blower.”, Mabel clarifies, remembering how she was trying to do kissing practice with it but instead had the machine stuck to her face. “That was fun”
“Mabel, listen to me. I’m telling you there’s Norman isn’t what he seems.”, Dipper explains, showing the journal to emphasize his point, to which his sister gasps.
“You think he could be a vampire”, she asks, enjoying the idea that her boyfriend is a handsome vampire. “That would be awesome!
“Guess again, sister….SHA-BAM!”, Dipper exclaims, opening a page in his journal making Mabel scream. Dipper checks the journal to realize he was on the page of gnomes. “Oh, sorry, wrong page...Sha-bam!” He shows her the page of the undead, making his sister roll her eyes.
“Ugh, a zombie? That’s not funny, Dipper.”, Mabel doesn’t appreciate the revelation, thinking her brother is trolling her. 
“I’m not joking, Mabel!”, Dipper persists, not allowing Mabel’s disbelief sway him in the slightest. “It all adds up: the bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that?”
“Maybe he’s blinking when you’re blinking.”, Mabel suggests, not really getting why her brother is getting paranoid about this. 
“Mabel, have you forgotten what the journal said about Gravity Falls?”, Dipper reminds her, “Trust no one….”
“Well, what about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me?”, she asks, putting on her star earrings, “Beep. Bop.”
“Mabel!”, Dipper grabs his sister, shaking her in the hopes that she'll come to her senses, “He’s going to eat your brain!” Okay, Mabel has had enough of her brother’s paranoia. She firmly removes her brother’s hands from her shoulders, pushing him away.
“Dipper, listen to me.”, her voice being firm when she addresses Dipper, refusing to let him voice his concerns, “Norman and I are going out on a date. And I’m going to be ADORABLE”-she points her firmly on her brother’s chest-“And he’s going to be DREAMY” She does it again as she continues walking up to as he keeps walking until he walks out the room. “And I’m not gonna let you ruin it with your crazy CONSPIRACIES!” She slams her, leaving Dipper speechless. He took a moment to look at it from Mabel’s perspective: This is her chance at getting a date and she may not be able get another. But does this mean he’s wrong about Norman? Is he right? What is he missing?
He just sighs in defeat. “What am I gonna do?”
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Dipper keeps looking through the videos but not with the determination he had earlier, no. He had the expression of forlorn permeate on his face. Maybe he is looking too deep into this and just allowed his paranoia to cloud his judgement. Maybe Norman is just eccentric. Maybe he just wants to look for love like Mabel does. And he is getting in their way.
The clock dings 5;00 and the doorbell rings. 
“Coming!” Dipper hears Mabel shouts, looking up from the camera to look at his sister running downstairs, fixing her sweater and making herself presentable before opening the door beau. He hears Norman saying how shiny her sweater is before he sees them leaving the house and head out to the forest. 
Dipper watches the video he collected from spying Mabel and her date.  “Soos was right. I don’t have any real evidence.”, Dipper laments, realizing his mistake. He watches as the video shows Mabel teaching Norman hopscotch, only to fall over. He unconsciously fast forwards to Mabel and Norman with Norman's arm around Mabel. “I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and— Wait, WHAT?!” Dipper watches Norman's hand fall off, giving a glance around reattaching it. He rewinds the tape and watches it again, just to be sure he wasn’t being crazy, which only confirmed what he saw. Shocked right now, he screams and accidentally tips the chair backwards. 
“I was right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!”, Dipper freaks out, running outside to get his grunkle,  “Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!” He keeps trying to get his grunkle’s attention, but he’s too focused on showing tourists one of his attractions, so he looks around to see the mystery cart. He runs towards to see Wendy taking the key out of the ignition. 
“Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!”, Dipper explains, hysterical at this point, to which she gives him the keys before heading off. “Try not to hit any pedestrians.” Dipper gets in the cart and starts the ignition. But before he can drive off, he sees Soos waiting for him.
Soos gives him a shovel. “This is for the zombies.” Dipper takes the shovel. “Thanks.” Just as he’s about to leave again, Soos gives him a bat. “And this is in case you find a pinata.”
“Uh...Thanks?”, Dipper takes the bat, weirded out before driving off.
“Better safe than sorry!” Dipper hears Soos yell out, but he hardly focuses on it as he only cares about saving his sister. 
Who knows what could be happening to her right now?
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As Mabel and Norman stand in the forest by themselves, he turns away from her nervously, like he was hiding a dark truth. 
“Uh, Mabel”, Norman hesitates, holding his zipper, “Now that we’ve gotten to know each other, there’s…” he exhales “...there’s something I should tell you.” The passes by as the tensity rises in the area.
“Oh, Norman, you can tell me anything!”, Mabel says in mock concern. Please be a vampire, please be a vampire!, she thinks, excited by the prospect that her boyfriend might be what she always desired.
"All right, just... just don’t freak out, okay?", he insists, making sure she doesn't get appalled by what's going to happen. "Just... just keep an open mind, be cool! He unzips his coat and throws it off and what Mabel sees surprises her. Underneath, the coat…..
Are five gnomes standing on top of each other. 
“Is this weird? Is this too weird?”, the top gnome asks, concerned, “Do you need to sit down?” Mabel just stands there with her mouth hung open, completely in shock that her date is something else entirely than what she expected.
“R-r-right, I’ll explain. So! We’re gnomes.”, the gnome higher up makes clear, “First off. Get that one outta the way.” His response doesn’t really help as Mabel still fails to process what is transpiring in front of her.
“I’m Jeff”, the top gnome introduces himself before introducing his other colleagues, “And here we have Carson, Steve, Jason and... I’m sorry, I always forget your name.” 
“Shmebulock!”, the last gnome answers.
“ Yes!”, Jeff snaps his fingers before looking at the dumbfounded Mabel, “Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been lookin' for a new queen! Right, guys?” To which, the other gnomes started to chant “Queen! Queen!”, really wanting to have her as their royal subject.
“So what do you say?”, Jeff asks her, before tapping his foot to cause the collective to make the body kneel and hold out an engagement ring. “Will you join us in holy matri-gnomey? Matri...matri-mo-ny! Blah! Can’t talk today!” 
Mabel is honestly dumbfounded by what is happening right now. She honestly never expected that her date would end up like this and now, it ends up like this: her being in the middle of the forest with her boyfriend, who was not human, not a vampire…..but a bunch of gnomes asking about for her hand in marriage. She thinks it would be better to let them off easy.
“Look... I'm sorry, guys.”, Mabel apologised, feeling awkward in explaining how she feels about the situation, “You're really sweet, but, I'm a girl, and you're gnomes, and it's like, ‘what?’ Yikes…” Mabel holds her arm, just explaining makes her feel uncomfortable.
“We understand.”, Jeff accepts sadly, seemingly understanding that Mabel didn’t want this “We'll never forget you, Mabel.” The gnomes look melancholy, Mabel smiles appreciating their decision. Maybe they weren’t so bad-
“Because we're gonna kidnap you.”
“Huh?”, Mabel takes double before Jeff leaps at her, screeching to, which she screams in terror.
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Dipper drives as fast as he can to get to his sister and so far, he couldn’t find her. Where could she be? Regardless of what happens, he still had to find her no matter what happens. 
"Mabel, where are you?!", Dipper calls out. She's gotta be close, right?
"Help!", he hears his sister calling for help and heads to the sound of her voice, driving near a path that leads downwards. He stops the cart to grab the shovel and charges to the source of Mabel’s cries for help, leading him witnessing her being surrounded by gnomes as she punches some them away. 
Wait…..she wasn’t getting attacked by a zombie but rather gnomes?
“What the heck is going on here?!”, Dipper demands to which a gnome passes by him hissing.
“Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes! And they’re total jerks!”, Mabel explains to him while trying to keep the gnomes away from here before a starts pulling on her hair. “Hair! Hair! Hair!”
“Gnomes? Huh, I was way off.”, Dipper feels awkward that he got the wrong creature at this moment. He takes the journal out of his vest and reads the relevant page. "Gnomes: little men of the Gravity Falls Forest. Weaknesses: unknown.". No weakness? That might be a problem. When Dipper lowers the book, he sees that the gnomes have managed to tie Mabel to the ground.
“Aw, come on!”, Mabel complains, not liking her situation at all. This makes Dipper walk towards Jeff with the shovel at hand. 
“Hey! Let go of my sister!”, Dipper commanded, holding the shovel close
“Oh! Ha ha, hey there!”, Jeff greets, weakly. “Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in danger. She's just marrying all one thousand of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity!” He turns to the ensnared Mabel. “Isn't that right, honey?” 
“You guys are buttfaces!”, Mabel protests, only for a gnome to cover her mouth.
“Give her back right now, or else!, Dipper threatens, pointing the shovel at Jeff.
“You think you can stop us, boy?”, the gnomes warns, narrowing his eyes. “You have no idea what we're capable of. The gnomes are a powerful race! Do not trifle with the—ah!” Dipper scoops him up and tosses him aside before he uses the shovel to cut Mabel free, to which she kicked the gnomes away and runs with her brother to the cart before driving off.
Jeff gets up, looking miffed. 
“You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy! Gnomes of the forest: ASSEMBLE!”
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The cart drives as fast as it can across the forest. So far, it seems as if they managed to get away from the little men of the forest. 
“Hurry, before they come after us!”, Mabel begs her brother to speed up, worried that the gnomes will come after them. Dipper, on the other hand, was unapprehensive about that notion. 
“Mabel, I wouldn't worry about it. See their little legs? Those suckers are tiny!”, Dipper chuckles, finding the idea that the gnomes catching up to them impossible and hilarious.
He is wrong on both fronts.
Thump-Thump-Thump-Thump!
Dipper stops the cart and turns around to see a giant gnome, comprised of every gnome found in the forest. It roared in absolute fury. 
“Dipper, step on it!”, Mabel commands her brother. Dipper wastes no time and steps on the gas pedal. The cart drives as fast as it can before the Gnome Giant smashes its fist on the ground, causing some gnomes to fall the formation only to get back in. The giant gives chase and follows them.
“Give us back our queen”, Jeff shouts from atop the Gnome Giant, controlling like a robot.
“It’s getting closer”, Mabel shouts, making Dipper wish the cart can go faster than it already can. The Gnome Giant starts to shoot out gnomes at the cart, to which they start biting at, along with attacking Dipper and Mabel. Mabel punches off a gnome hanging on the side while Dipper slams Schmebulock’s face on the wheel, making him fall out. Dipper sighs in relief, only for another gnome that jumps out of the cart to scratch him.
“I’ll save you, Dipper!”, Mabel declares, punching the gnome while also hitting her twin brother’s face until it falls out with his hat. 
“Thanks, Mabel”, Dipper expresses his gratitude despite feeling dazed from the punches.
“Don’t mention it”, Mabel returns it, happy to help. 
The Gnome Giant roars in indignation. To slow down the cart, it pulls out a giant tree and throws akin to a javelin at the runaway vehicle.
“Lookout!”, Mabel points to the tree that’s flying through the air before crashing, blocking their path. Dipper and Mabel scream as he swerves the the avoid crashing into the tree but only causes the cart to crash onto the ground near the Mystery Shack. Dipper and Mabel themselves out the totaled cart only to see the Gnome Giant towering over them.
“Stay back, man!”, Dipper warns, showing fear towards the hulking beast before grabbing a shovel and tosses it, only for the Gnome Giant to crush it, the scared Pine Twins hold each other close.
“Where’s Stan?”, Dipper asks
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“Behold!”, Stan shows a swirly pattern on a stick to the tourists, “The world's most distracting object!”
“Oooh”
“Just try to look away, you can't!”, Stan chuckles as he pulls the string making it spin. Eventually, everyone, Stan included, becomes distracted by the object. “I can't even remember what I was talking about.”
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“This has gone far enough kids. We’re done playing games.”, Jeff declares, controlling the Gnome Giant into getting closer to the Dipper and Mabel. The Giant gets close enough to snatch her into its giant hand. “Mabel, it’s time for you to come back with us. This’ll be much easier if you accept being our queen.”
“Ah! Dipper!”, Mabel cries out, trying to break free from it’s hand, only to fail to do so once it starts to leave. 
“Mabel!”, Dipper exclaims as he tries to catch up to the “Let go of my sister!” The giant just keeps walking away, blatantly ignoring to his pleas of both Pine Twins. Dipper pulls out his journal to see if there’s something he missed on the gnomes, but finds nothing. He tries again, again, and again. Only to find nothing. His sister cries for help ever present in his ears. What can he do? There’s nothing he has on hand that can help him.
Except…..
Dipper looks at the mysterious watch and back at the Gnome Giant as it keeps walking away, having his sister in it’s hand as she kept trying to escape while also calling out to her brother. He looks back at the watch with a mix of nervousness and determination before pressing the hourglass symbol on it, making the watch spring up (much to his surprise) showing a hologram of something. Something he found in the journal earlier.
The crystal being. The Petrosapian,
Dipper hesitates before pressing the hourglass symbol down.
In a massive glow of green light, getting the Gnome Giant’s attention, Dipper’s entire anatomy starts to change. His body starts to harden as cyan crystals start to cover him entirely. He feels himself starting to get stronger. Stronger than he’s ever felt before and he started to become taller than he was previously. Dipper’s physiology is exponentially nonidentical: He’s 7 feet tall with his body, no longer skin and bones, entirely composed of cyan-colored diamond with a darkish blue jumpsuit-like uniform with a red-orange stripe down the center, black boots, two sharp crystal shards on his back with a sharp head and yellow eye And to top it off, there's an hourglass symbol on the center of his chest. And to top it off, there’s an hourglass symbol on the center of his chest.
Mabel is shocked to see what brother turned into. “D-Dipper?” 
The Gnome Giant was stumped. “What the? He can turn into a walking chandelier?”, Jeff asks, confused as to what just happened. Unfortunately for him and the rest of the gnomes, this “walking chandelier” is not interested in answering questions.
Dipper’s yellow eyes go to his sister before glaring at the colossal conglomerate of gnomes. He speaks, despite being full of bass, with determination and anger, “I’m going to say this once: Give me back my sister. Or you’re gonna regret it.” Mabel is blown back by how tough her brother sounds. 
The Gnome Giant, on the other hand, laughs. This walking chandelier is supposed to intimidate it? Jeff wipes a tear, laughing. “Yeah, right! There’s a thousand of us and only one of you. What are you gonna do? Reflect some light to make yourself shinier? Pull some of yourself off to trade for your sister?”
Dipper’s eyes narrow. “No.”, he simply answers, “I’m gonna do this.” He pushes his left arm out and shoots speeding crystals at the Gnome Giant, as it roars in pain. He runs forward, continuing to shoot at the colossal Gnome while turning his right hand into a blade and cuts the beast's left leg, breaking off some of the beast’s formation. The Gnome Giant struggles to keep itself together, while at the same time, blocking the crystals as Dipper keeps shooting at it. It tries to move away but sees that Dipper is now punching at its leg, causing some of the gnomes to fall out.
"Hey! Stop doing that!", Jeff yells out, trying to make sure Mabel stays in one hand while trying to crush this annoying gem with the other, who keeps rolling out the way and avoids getting stomped on, smashed with the other hand, and takes the shooting gnomes without even flinching.
I gotta find a way to get Mabel free, Dipper thinks as he continues to avoid all of the Giant Gnome's attacks while also continuing to attack the on the leg he damaged. There has to be a weak spot in the formation. If I can’t find one, I'll make one. With a boost in adrenaline, Dipper delivers a powerful hook to the left leg, causing the it to explode and by extension, the gnomes to fly off in different directions. The Gnome Giant falls on a knee, holding itself up with a hand that didn’t have Mabel in it. Dipper takes advantage of this and plants both hands on the ground, causing a giant diamond piller to uppercut the giant’s chin, causing the behemoth to fall to the ground letting Mabel go in the process.
“AH!”, Mabel screams as she keeps falling until she feels a pair of crystal hands catch her. She looks to see Dipper caught her by summoning a pillar underneath him. The pillar goes back into the ground and Dipper puts her down. “You ok?”, he asks her sister, wanting to make sure she’s alright. 
“Yeah.”, Mabel nods, impressed by what her brother is and what he can do. “At least we know what that watch can do.”
Dipper looks at his diamond hands and toward the hourglass symbol on his chest. “Yeah, at least we know.” Before Dipper can ask himself what this means for him, a roar is heard, causing the crystalized Pine and his twin sister to see the Giant Gnome, fully reformed and charging at them, or specifically, the transformed Dipper. He grits his teeth before pushing both hands out, shooting out speeding crystals at the behemoth’s face, making it slow down and cover it. “Mabel, get back inside!”
“But what about you?!”, Mabel doesn’t want to leave her brother behind, even if he is a rock monster.
Dipper turns toward his sister, not relenting in his barrage. “I’ll be fine! Just get outta here before-URK!!” Dipper isn’t paying attention, until the Giant Gnome comes in and punt kicks Dipper into a couple of trees.
“Dipper!”, Mabel shouts, appalled that her brother got sent flying from that attack.
“You know, we were going to let off easy, kid”, Jeff explains, his aggravation reaching its peak. “But you have been a thorn in us gnomes’ side one too many times! It’s time for you to-Ah!” Jeff is interrupted as diamond shard whizzes past him, leaving a scratch on his face. This gives Dipper the opportunity to charge at the behemoth and smash his hands, which are now spiked balls, on the right leg.
But the opportunity never came. The Gnome Giant is prepared and grabs him before smashing him into the ground hard to leave a crater. He tries to break free, only to be punched into the ground and gets more stuck. 
“Alright, that’s it! It’s time for this walking chandelier to be shattered!”, Jeff growls, controlling the conglomerate of gnomes into getting ready to punch Dipper into smithereens.
“Stop!” Giant Gnome stops what it’s doing to see Mabel standing in front of his transformed brother. She can’t take her brother getting beat up because of her mistake.
“Alright, Mabel! It’s time to make a choice: Either be our queen or watch your brother get crushed!”, Jeff makes her choose, having enough of these obstacles preventing him and his gnomes from having their queen. Mabel looks at the giant beast then her brother, who is struggling to get himself free, only for the hourglass symbol on his chest to beep, blinking red before he turns back to normal. She realizes what she needs to do.
“I’ll do it.”, Mabel hangs her head in defeat, she accepts her fate. Dipper looks at his sister in shock.
“Mabel, what are you doing?! Are you crazy?!”, Dipper exclaims in confusion and dismay. Why is she doing this? Mabel looks at her brother with a forlorn look on her face.
“Dipper. Trust me.”, she simply responds. Jeff takes a 180 and is ecstatic by her decision. 
“Hot dog!”, Jeff cheers. “Help me down there, Jason!” He climbs down from his gnome brothers and approaches Mabel, holding out a diamond ring. “Eh? Eh?” Mabel smiles and holds her hand out, to which he puts the ring on it. “Bada-bing, bada-bam! Now let's get you back into the forest, honey!” He walks away with a pep in his step.
“You may now kiss the bride!”, she announces, making Jeff stop and turn around.
“Well, don't mind if I do.”, he says, before using mouth spray, smiling at his bride-to-be, who gave one of her and eyes fluttering. They lean in to kiss, only then for Mabel to take out a leaf blower and aim it at the gnome.
“Ah! Hey, hey, wait a minute!”, Jeff is shocked by this. He gets sucked up in the leaf blower “Whoa, whoa! Wh-what's goin' on?!” Jeff struggles but just gets more sucked into the leaf-blower halfway. 
“That's for lying to me!”, Mabel yells, angry at the little man. She increases the sucking power. “THAT'S for breaking my heart!” 
 “Ow! My face!”, Jeff groans, painfully as he slowly gets sucked in further.
And THIS is for messing with my brother!”, Mabel declares aiming the leaf blower to the immobile Gnome Giant, before looking at Dipper. “Wanna do the honors?”
Dipper smiles at her. “On three!”
“One, two, three!”, they chant in unison as they blast Jeff towards the gnome monster, causing all the gnomes to fly out in multiple directions. After threatening them with the leaf blower, they all retreat within the forest. As they all left, Mabel looks at her brother remorsefully.
“Hey, Dipper? I, um...I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.”, Mabel apologizes, feeling sorry for not listening to her when she had the chance. ,“You really were just looking out for me.”
“Oh, don't be like that. You saved our butts back there.”, he encourages her.
“I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.”, she says.
“Look on the bright side.”, Dipper proposes “Maybe the next one will be a vampire!”
“Oh, you're just saying that!”, Mabel smiles, valuing her brother’s gesture.
“Awkward sibling hug?”, Dipper asks, his arms out. Mabel smiles and accepts it. “Awkward sibling hug.”
“Pat-pat” “Pat-pat”
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Stan is counting money when he sees the Pine Twins walk in, fatigue and untidiness . 
“Sheesh. You guys got hit by a bus or something?”, he laughs at the kids, who scowl at him before walking away. Seeing them like this, he decides to give them something to cheer them up.
“Hey.”, Stan calls out to them, getting their attention, “Wouldn't you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory, so, uh... how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y'know?”
“Really?”, Mabel asks, happy at getting something.
“What’s the catch”, Dipper questions, suspicious as he crosses his arms.
“The catch is do it before I changed my mind.”, Stan grumbles, really just wanting to do this simple gesture. Dipper and Mabel look across for different items on the shelves and grab what they wanted. 
Picks up a cap with a pine tree on it and puts it on, looking in the mirror impressed. “” 
“And I will have a…..”, Mabel says before grabbing something out the box. “Grappling Hook!”
Stan and Dipper look perplexed.
“Wouldn’t you want a doll or something”, Stan asks, not really why she wants the item picked. Mabel just shoots the grappling hook into the air, knocking down a shelf in the process. “Grappling Hook!”
“Fair enough”, Stan shrugs.
As Dipper sits in his bed reading the journal while his sister keeps jumping on hers, he starts to think about what happened earlier in the day. The journal said to not trust anyone but thanks to his sister, he would probably be dead despite turning into that crystal being. Speaking of the crystal being, he wonders what the watch can do and how it can do it? So far, he can assume the watch can do more than give him just one transformation but how many are there? Did the watch have aliens that can be found in the journal like the Petrosapian? These were another addition of questions he has for the town of Gravity Falls. Dipper takes a look at his sister using her grappling hook with glee to catch a stuffed animal. She really is the only one he can trust with the secrets they have. 
And he has no problem with it.
“Hey, Mabel. Can you get the light.”, Dipper asks.
“On it!”, she replies, aiming and shooting the grappling hook on the lamp, breaking it. “It works!” The Pine Twins get a laugh before heading to sleep. 
For these two, the mysteries and strangeness in this town were only beginning.
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you seem to love Jinhwan a lot recently... any particular reason??? What about Namjoon???
I really don’t think you thought this through anon. I don’t think you’re ready for the novel of an answer you’re going to get. Because there’s a lot of reasons why I love Jinani. So let’s get started! In no particular order this is why I love Jinani so much:
1. It’s really rare for me, that I’m an idol’s ideal type. Like I never come close to any idol’s ideal type. Jinani’s ideal type is someone who is shorter than him and loves him a lot. There’s another one that mentioned he likes a girl that wears florals, which I do, a lot. Florals are a staple in my wardrobe, which was a thing before I even started stanning iKON and getting to know Jinani better. So I really love him because I somehow managed to be his ideal type!
2. He’s really sensitive. He’s super in touch with his emotions, he doesn’t usually outwardly express himself, but that’s his Aquarius showing. When he does express himself, it’s full out. He’s either crying buckets or he’s so angry he just says what’s on his mind. I can appreciate someone who’s super in touch with their emotions and I really love that he’s not afraid to cry. Most idols don’t want to show their tears to fans, but if someone told Jinani that, “crying isn’t manly!” He would probably react by crying anyway. But of course when he cries, I cry. I hate seeing him upset.
3. He’s a smol. Smol like me. Which I also love. I barely measure in at 5′0″ so to find an idol that’s on the shorter side is wonderful. All my other biases are 5′8″ and up, which towers over me. Jinani is between 5′3″ and 5′5″ but we don’t know for sure, since he won’t tell us! But he’s smol and I would be able to actually bury my face in his chest if I wanted.
4. He’s an Aquarius like me. I actually did my compatibility chart with him, out of sheer curiosity, and he and I would be a near perfect match romantically. There’s literally one thing on the chart that would be challenging, but it’s kind of a normal thing and it’s something I really see in Jinani and it’s something I wouldn’t mind adjusting to.
5. He cares. He cares a lot. He cares for his members the most, which I love. He’s always checking on them, making sure they’re eating, making sure they’re feeling well. Which is something I do with my friends and people I care about. I am constantly checking on them. 
6. He’s the oldest, but looks like the youngest. Which I can relate to. I am usually the oldest one in a group of friends and I look like the youngest. 
7. He’s the first vocalist bias I’ve had in years. I usually bias rappers, so my vocalist biases hold a special place in my heart because there’s literally 3 of them, including Jinani.
8. Even though our MBTI personalities are supposedly not supposed to get along very well, I have an inkling that it’s wrong. I’m friends with a lot of ISFPs and we get along really well. Plus he’s an Aquarius, if he’s having a day, I would totally understand and back off until he’s cooled down.
9. I’ve been told by multiple friends that me and Jinani are very similar, personality wise. One friend said I’m basically the girl version of Jinani and she’d pay to watch me and him rip people apart.
10. Like me, he enjoys just laying in bed, doing nothing. I would love to just lay in bed with him and cuddle or cuddle and watch his favorite K-Dramas or movies.
Okay, that’s 10 reasons... I have more, but I won’t bore you any longer. 
As for your second question, I still love Joonie a lot. I really do, it might not show at the moment, but I love him. But since Joonie is one of my rapper biases, he’s not AS special as Jinani. But I don’t love him any less! He still has a pretty firm grip on one of my hands... one of them. Jinani is like standing behind me, engulfing me in a back hug, glaring at Joonie for holding my hand. And yes, Mino is STILL in the corner making a hamster home, mumbling, “what about Mino?” 
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12&24!!!! ty! :D
ty for sending this!! :)
12. roommate au & 24. soulmate au
under the cut because it got long haha
ok, so, obviously, what happens is that beth and ruby are bffs and decide to live together during college. and that goes super well!! besides being her best friend, ruby is also the nicest, cleanest roommate a person could possibly ask for and it's clear that the thought of telling beth that no, her 10 yo little sister can't live with them in the crappy college apartment they can barely afford even though it's rent-controlled and cheap as dirt doesn't even so much as cross her mind when things come to a head with beth's mother halfway through their sophomore year. all this to say, there are no problems between them, beth loves that girl to the ends of the earth and back!! the only problem is that ruby fell head over heels in love with their neighbor approximately one week after they moved into the apartment. and ruby being the amazing person she is and said boy having good taste, he fell in love with her too. and of course only 2 months into dating they said each other's words because they're just that perfect of a couple. and now that college is over and they're all getting real jobs that pay them more than just barely enough for rent and a pack of noodles for every night of the month, they wanna move in together. which leaves beth in a bit of a bind.
ruby and stan are incredibly kind people, so of course they say beth can take her time trying to find a new place, they're not in a rush, but that doesn't make things feel like any less of a ticking time bomb for her. beth knows she can't afford a place for her and annie all by herself and she can't think of a single person who'd be willing to room with a tween not related to them, outside of dean. but as much as beth loves dean, she wants to put off moving in together as much as possible - she's seen his disaster-zone of room, seen how judith runs around cleaning up after him. beth doesn't want that - she can't do that, she's already running around cleaning up after annie, she doesn't have the energy or time to do the same for him. moving in with dean will just have to wait until annie is a little older, is all.
still, with no other option, beth almost gives in. and then she remembers rio. rio is stan's best friend and roommate of five years and he's almost in as much of a bind as her, if beth's not wrong. he doesn't have a serious partner or another close friend he could move in with, as far as she knows. he could probably afford a studio by himself if need be, but he'd need to cut down his hours at the ring to work more shifts and beth knows that's the last thing he wants to do. he is also... not beth's favorite person, to put it mildly. their bedrooms share a wall - a very thin wall - through which she can hear him fuck every one of his not-serious partners. she'd tried to talk to him about it, but that had just seemed to make him more determined to pound his bedpost into the wall as often and with as much force as possible. the whole thing had just left her embarrassed. and angry. which had made her decide she should give him some of his own medicine. she'd finally had sex with dean in her room, as opposed to going over to his house. but things hadn't gone as she envisioned and she'd been left having to fake it as loudly and dramatically as possible to make her point. it'd fooled dean, but not rio. the look in his eyes when they'd rode the elevator down together the next morning had made her want to hit him.
how infuriating he is aside, though, rio seems to be a decent guy. stan loves him, so that's a point in his favor. and he's always nice to annie, doesn't treat her like he's annoyed by her very existence whenever beth has to bring her over with her for their friend group hang-outs. she even thinks she could get him to take the one-night-stands down a notch if they moved in together, what with there being a child in the apartment.
so, unhappy but resigned, beth proposes they move in together. stan and beth will just trade places, easy as pie. and his place is a three-bedroom instead of a two-bedroom, so she can finally stop sharing with her sister! and yeah he'll have to dismantle the gaming room he shared with stan so the third bedroom can actually function as a bedroom, but he already would have to do that anyways and everything else will stay the same. she even offers to pay a bigger share of the rent, since she's responsible for the third roommate. and yeah, that leaves her paying almost as much as she would if it was just her and annie, but the difference is just enough to make it worth it - plus, she'd still be only a 10-minute walk away from annie's school and a 20-minute walk away from her job and she gets to keep living only one wall removed from ruby! it's the perfect arrangement! rio takes pride in being an asshole, though, so he says no right away. beth knows he's going to say yes eventually. her proposition lets him stay close to stan and pay less rent, no fucking way he doesn't actually want that - no, he just wants to hear her beg first. and beth won't do that. she'd rather work herself to the bone to afford a studio or give in to moving in with dean than beg him. she's about to tell him to fuck himself when he grins, that really wide smile that makes him look like a little boy on christmas day spreading across his face, and tells her to chill, he's just kidding.
and that's how beth ends up moving in with rio. dean isn't happy, says his girl shouldn't be moving in with some random guy instead of him, it'll look bad. but he's heard many a rant about how much of an asshole rio is, so beth at least manages to convince him nothing's going on, she just wants to stay closer to annie's school and her job.
if she's honest, living with rio isn't bad. for the first couple of months, their schedules are almost completely opposite - she basically only sees him during the saturday hang-outs they can both make it to and late at night when he comes home from work while she's watching tv in the living room and they exchange empty pleasantries. and she'd gotten glimpses of his room before, so she knew he wasn't exactly living in a pigsty, but his level of organization and cleanliness surprises her. so much so that she even asks him if he's hired a maid once. he just looks at her with the most disgusted look she's ever seen on his face before he shakes his head and says "you think i can afford that?" which, yeah, he has a point.
and then beth finds dean cheating on her. not finds out, no, finds. she drops annie off at a sleep-over and decides to surprise her boyfriend with a drop-by since he's been complaining she doesn't have time for him anymore. only, when she opens the door to his place (with the key he gave her!) she sees him fucking his secretary on the couch. he was so lost in it that she doesn't even think he noticed her there on the doorway, staring. if he did see her, he certainly didn't show any signs of it.
so that night when rio comes home, it's to find beth sobbing and eating ice cream on the couch. and, see, like beth said, he's a decent guy - so instead of pretending like he doesn't notice her, he sits down next to her and lets her cry on his shoulder. and then somehow eating ice cream on the couch turns into doing shots in the kitchen which turns into sex in his room - really great sex in his room.
the next morning she tells rio to forget the previous night ever happened and dumps dean. she's surprised at how good it feels.
honestly, she doesn't think much of her hook-up with rio. yes, it was good, and yes, maybe she keeps thinking about it when she's alone in bed at night, but she's got more serious things to worry about and so planning a repeat just isn't on her mind.
and then they go out to bar with ruby and stan one saturday, and they both get just the right amount of tipsy and the house is empty because annie is over at a friend's house and maybe they end up in bed together again. and it's not that it becomes a habit or anything close to it after that, but sometimes when they're both in the mood and there's no better option, they have sex with each other. and maybe rio will kiss her cheek good mourning and make her and annie breakfast before he leaves for work, maybe beth makes him dinner because cooking for 3 is basically the same as cooking for 2, maybe they cuddle on the couch watching crappy reality tv once annie's gone to bed. but it still means nothing. it means nothing that she misses the warm weight of him next to her in bed when she sleeps alone, it means nothing that she wants to kiss him every time she sees him. it means nothing.
and then he says her words. one morning, in between kisses, he offers to make her breakfast. blueberry pancakes, your favorites. and the words on her hip burn. she spirals a bit after that, she'll admit. she just expected someone different - more like dean, if she's honest, but also just less like rio. someone more boring, someone with a mark. but, really, it checks out that the universe hates her enough to do this to her. still, the next time they have sex, she makes sure. maybe it's on his neck or the bottom of his foot or something. but no, he's completely mark-free. she dumps him while he's still in the afterglow, as much as you can dump someone who only thinks of you as a booty-call.
things are tense and awkward after. and they become even more so when he beings bringing his hook-ups to the house again. she lets the first couple of them slide, figuring he'll get his petty revenge and move one, but after a week straight of bringing a new person home each night, she decides to talk to him. beth isn't the only one who knows exactly why he has people over, annie isn't dumb, she knows it too. he can't do this in the apartment.
the talk doesn't go well. it's more of a screaming match than anything else. it ends when he storms out, slamming the door behind him. he comes home hours later, clearly drunk but thankfully alone. instead of ignoring her and going directly to his room, he lays down on the couch where she's sitting watching the bachelor, resting his head on her lap. they've been in this exact position many times. out of habit, beth scratches his scalp. as they watch josh give racquel a rose, rio blurts out why'd you leave. she tries to answer, but all she can do is stutter out gibberish. come back, he whispers against her thigh when she's done. beth laughs, i'm right here. 's not the same, he tells her, pouting like a petulant child. then he moves so he can look straight up at her face and his big hand comes up to push her hair out of her face in the way he used to before and she melts. they kiss on the couch for what feels like an eternity. there's words whispered in between their kisses, come back and i missed you and i like you so much. that last one gives rio pause. say that again, he asks. beth does, whispers it against his lips before moving in for another kiss. he pushes her off gently, and she'd be scared that he was rejecting her if it wasn't for the huge smile on his face. and that's how beth finds out exactly why rio got that stupid bird on his neck. and if it wasn't her favorite tattoo of his before, it starts being then.
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emma-what-son · 3 years
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(Echee post) Did Emma Watson try stealing credit for a class?
Posted November 14, 2015
Emma Watson crafts a careful image, backed up by the media (even getting news outlets like the New York Times and the Associated Press to lie for her) and a legion of Harry Potter fans who uncritically accept anything their goddess/idol says as the truth. Still, it must suck, a lot, to put in a lot of effort into a group project and then have some witch (pun noted) steal all the credit on a national platform, kissing her own ass, and knowing you cannot do a single thing because her mentally ill fans will send you death/rape threats. Shocking. Who would do such a terrible thing? Below is a picture of the class of the Group Independent Study Project (GISP) at Brown University, called "How and Why We Fall In Love: Science, Psychology, and Philosophy" Notice that Watson who regularly claims to love school and education and whatnot is nowhere to be found. Remember that attendance is mandatory for GISPs and is required to pass the class. Also notice that despite Scout Willis (Emma's suite-mate) being the daughter of two multi-millionaires, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, she still attends class and does things for the class like singing Skinny Love (by Bon Iver) with Roman Gonzalez.
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Apparently this is Emma Watson's favorite class but Emma Watson does what Emma Watson wants, and that means not attending her favorite class or something? Who knows the truth of what was going on with that girl. The obnoxious thing is that Emma stans keep claiming this girl is super busy with balancing college/work (yeah which is why she, despite proclaiming how college is the most important thing/priority to her, decided to drop it to film Noah) but every single person is busy with outside activities but yeah somehow still managed to attend class. Like Amanda was busy working as a Minority Peer Counselor at the Third World Center to make sure minority students felt welcome on Brown's campus (the kind of campus that lets rich spoiled girls like Emma and Lena Sclove get away with everything). Sally was a Meiklejohn peer advisor and still managed to get good grades to make Phi Beta Kappa. Lauren founded SmartSitting and was busy working as a babysitter/nanny and working as manager and boss to connect families with caretakers. Victor chaired the planning committee for A Day on College Hill and was getting ready to work in Dr. Connor's lab. And omg Roman was doing a ton of shit. Meanwhile Emma is always whining and moaning about how much she does (without any results by the way).....and still getting paid in the tens of millions. Also, negotiating deals for Lancôme to get more money and attention despite claiming how much she hates fame and has too much money to know what to do with it. Vogue Magazine July 2011, interview by Amanda Foreman: One of her favorite courses at Brown was on the psychology of love. Rookie Magazine May 2013, interview with Tavi Gevinson: Tavi: I know you’re going back to Brown this fall, after taking a couple of years off for work. What made you decide on that school? Emma: A few different things. I really like the fact that it has a very open curriculum, that there aren’t any requirements. Really, I’ve kind of been in charge of my own education since I started out on Potter when I was 9 or 10, and I liked that I could design my own major if I wanted to, and I could take independent studies if I wanted to on subjects that weren’t necessarily in the curriculum. I did an independent study on the psychology and philosophy of how and why we fall in love, which was awesome. [Laughs] Tavi: Whoa! Do you know why? Can you tell me? Emma: [Laughs] We’d need like six hours! Opportunities like that, and the idea of classes being pass/fail, make it sound as if you don’t have to work as hard, but it actually gives you the freedom to try out things that you wouldn’t be able to do if you had to get a certain GPA on your transcript. It lets you take classes that you wouldn’t otherwise. And it attracts a certain type of student: [someone] very independent who wants to take responsibility and control of what they’re learning. That really appealed to me as well. Okay what? Notice how Emma claims "I did an independent study" and also "And it attracts a certain type of student: someone very independent who wants to take responsibility and control of what they're learning". It's pretty disgusting since this was a GROUP independent study project (GISP) and yet we have Emma lying and claiming she did it on her own and she's kissing her own ass and claiming ISPs (Independent Study Project) take someone very driven and focused. Oh yeah, that's why college athletes who can barely read take these classes to stay on the football team. I know Emma stans and loons are so pathetic they'll defend her over stealing credit, but imagine for a second that you work your ass off at work on or a homework project and somebody lies and steals the credit and they get promoted over you. How fair is that? Spoiled, rich, white girl, the most privileged kind of person in America (yes over men, since white women have the longest life spans, most safe jobs, least repercussions for breaking the law, and many many more) wants to get an unfair advantage? Pathetic. This GISP was mainly
led by Roman Gonzalez and Lauren Kay, as you can see by reading the Brown Daily Herald article on it (dated September 30, 2010):
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QUOTE Love, factually GISP analyzes the amorous by Amy Rasmussen At Brown, students tackle tough questions every day: They wrestle with organic chemistry, untangle streams of consciousness in Faulkner and talk — openly and unflinchingly — about love. Roman Gonzalez ’11, the independent studies co-coordinator for the Curricular Resource Center, and Lauren Kay ’11 are the leaders of the group independent study project, “The Study of Love,” which encompasses philosophy, neuroscience, religion, psychology, sociology and anthropology. On Monday and Wednesday nights, their group of 13 students gathers to think, to read about and to discuss love — at Brown, and everywhere else. Outlets for love Much like any other class at Brown, students in “The Study of Love” receive college credit, homework and a faculty advisor, Associate Professor of French Studies Virginia Krause. But the course topic and discussions are entirely student directed. The class syllabus, constructed by Gonzalez and accessible to the public on the course website loveatbrown.com, is loosely divided by Helen Fischer’s model of romantic love: lust, romantic love and attachment. Required readings, which were carefully selected by Gonzalez or recommended by Brown faculty, range from the works of Ovid and Shakespeare to primary scientific literature on the neurobiology of love. “I really want it to be a rigorous, scientific study of these things,” Gonzalez said. As he began to develop the class, Gonzalez said, he realized that while there are a number of outlets to discuss sexual health and behavior on campus, there are virtually none available for love or romance. “We want people to be talking more about it,” he added. “To be talking more about love, what it means and whether they’re okay with what it means.” Justine Palefsky ’13, a cognitive neuroscience concentrator in the class, had never even heard of GISPs until the beginning of the fall semester, she wrote in an e-mail to The Herald. When she learned of the class that was all about love, she jumped at the opportunity to take part. “It’s such a powerful force culturally that I feel like you’ve got to be curious about how and why it happens, and what it means to people today,” Palefsky wrote. Part of what makes the class work, Kay emphasized, is that every single person actually wants to be there. “Everyone has a different reason for taking this course,” Gonzalez added. “I want 13 different projects, 13 different paths.”
Finding love at Fish Co.? The group, which counts heavy weekly readings, student-led discussions and a 10-15 page research paper as part of their workload, still manages to handle things a bit differently than most Brown classes: they recently took a field trip. “We went to (the Fish Company) and asked people if they were in love,” Gonzalez said. “There would be people who would be hooking up in front of us, they would say no, and then keep hooking up.” Of the experience, Kay said that a lot of what happened at Fish Co. made her uncomfortable, but she found it to be an interesting place to observe the dynamics of Brown students. What we are “trying to get at here is what is relevant to love,” Kay said. “To a historical analysis of dating — to what’s actually going on after Fish Co., and before.” Ultimately, everyone in the class is required to take part in one of two final projects for the course. Gonzalez is taking charge of the creation of a 30-minute documentary and Kay’s group is in the process of developing a survey that she hopes to eventually publish. Gonzalez, who has a strong interest in filmmaking, said that he plans for the documentary to include both class discussion and interviews with students and faculty. Clips of videos, in which students on the Main Green are asked if they’ve ever been in love, and how they know, are currently available for viewing on the course website and Facebook page. The survey the other half of the class is developing has its roots in a similar project Kay did in her sophomore year. The original survey, which focused mainly on sexual behavior, has been expanded by the group into a 14-page series of questions about everything from marriage to sexual behavior and beliefs. “We want the survey to focus on love, not just sexual behavior,” Kay said. “I want to get it out there to more than just Brown students.” Kay said she hopes to distribute the survey to students in large lecture classes by the end of the semester and to publish the results within a year. The group is currently working with professors to seek approval from the Institutional Review Board for the survey. Love’s labour won Ultimately, Kay said she would like her experience to be about changing perceptions — in the class, at Brown and throughout the world. “I want people feeling happier about the cultures in which we live and the things that we do,” she said. “Dating and romance can be really wonderful things, but they’re not always.” While Gonzalez came into the study with experience — both as a participant and creator — of previous GISPs, it is a novel path for many of the students in the class. “We aren’t learning for the sake of regurgitating material on some final exam,” Palefsky wrote. “We are doing this for the sake of our own exploration of something that profoundly interests us.” Kay, who had never completed a GISP before her senior year, spoke passionately of the benefits of a student-driven class, remarking that everyone should take part in at least one during their time at Brown. “It wasn’t one of my issues to fight for, and now it is,” she said. Though both Gonzalez and Kay are set to graduate in the spring, they hope that the project will extend into next semester and beyond. Gonzalez is already planning his next GISP: “The Science, Psychology, and Philosophy of How and Why We Fall out of Love, and Why Love Fails.” “The project should continue,” Gonzalez said. “I think it needs to continue.”
I wish Scout Willis (Emma's suitemate at Brown) would knock some sense into Emma for lying all the time.....
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Below is the syllabus for the class: How and Why We Fall In Love: Science, Psychology, and Philosophy Fall 2010 Note: For the personal Love blogs, you may do any of the following. (1) Comment on our reading (2) Write a post for the LoveAtBrown blog (3) Take an article on romantic love and analyze it with rigor. ********* Adviser: Virginia Krause GISP Student Coordinator: Roman Gonzalez The Goal The goal of this class is to examine, in a very interdisciplinary way, how and why people fall in love, to examine what we mean when we say we’re in love, and what informs these ideas. The Structure The class is divided by themes in the study of love. We try to loosely follow the progression of falling in love, beginning with loneliness and longing, transitioning to attraction and the mating game, then to the experience of loving someone, followed by sex (both in and out of love), attachment, thoughts on marriage, and we end with a broader view of love in today’s world. This loosely follows the Helen Fisher model of romantic love (lust, romantic love, attachment), which we will call into question. We end with cultural/anthropological/historical/contemporary perspectives. The class is primarily discussion, held twice a week, with mini projects throughout. One person will take notes per discussion and post them. Each week we try to blend as many disciplines as we can into our study. We will read selected relevant scholarly articles from the sciences, excerpts from philosophical texts to give us historical and conceptual insights, and pay some attention to pop culture to try and figure out where love is today and where it’s going. Guest Lecturers To further emphasize the earnestness of our study, it would be helpful to note we have been in contact with 13 departments to form this GISP. Guest lecturers are listed below in the syllabus. We have contacted some of our primary sources directly (Robert Sternberg, Alain De Botton, Irving Singer, Rachel Herz), and Professor Irving Singer has asked to be kept in the loop about the progress of our study. Sternberg and De Botton have uncertain futures ahead of them, but asked to be contacted next fall. Interested Guest Lecturers Virginia Krause, French; Bernard Reginster, Philosophy; Mark Cladis, Religious Studies; Carlos Aizenman, Neuroscience; Joachim Kreuger, Psychology; Elizabeth Burbank-Gilb, AmCiv; Our Sources Our sources have been collected from independent research from all members of the GISP, with the team leader organizing the process. Many of our readings also came from recommendations of faculty in the Neuroscience, Religious Studies, Biology, Psychiatry, Psychology, AmCiv, French, and Cognitive Science departments, which have all been enthusiastic and helpful in our study. Some of the weaker reading days were designed to accommodate scheduling guest lecturers, so some readings may be sacrificed come the fall. Course Requirements •1 10-15 page academic paper addressing one of the questions/issues in the study of love. •A collective statistical analysis of all studies done through the semester. •Participation: 1 blog post per week on the theme in discussion •Participation: continual contribution of new research/studies via blog or in class •Participation: 2 studies conducted on Love at Brown (groups of 3). •Participation: attendance •Participation: involvement in the production of the documentary: “A Study In Love” The homepage for the GISP is loveatbrown wordpress which Roman Gonzalez has been updating regularly and publicizing. This will be a place where assignments/ideas are posted. Each student is required to create their own WordPress blog and give a short response to the readings of the previous week. The Guerilla Studies Every few weeks a group of GISP members will conduct and video-record (via Roman’s equipment) surveys to learn more about how Brown University students, faculty, and staff think about and practice romantic love. The questions and methodology for the studies will more or less be
determined according to the interests of the class at the given time. We have suggested some topics below. The Paper The final paper, which will be the only paper (10-15 pages), will be an in-depth analysis of a specific issue, theme, or problem in our study of love. It should have something to do with Why or How We Fall In Love. Given the varying backgrounds of people in the course, the papers can be written in whatever academic form is most comfortable for them. In this way all members of the class can pay particular attention to one area of interest throughout the semester and offer analysis through the scope of their individual project. The Documentary The documentary will examine the goals of the GISP (see above “Goals” header) within the framework of the Brown University campus. The documentary will be composed of several elements, including: (1) recorded class discussions, (2) Main Green interviews with students [which can be done simultaneously with the Guerilla Studies], (3) Dedicated interviews with Brown University students and faculty [ie: Rachel Herz, Bernard Reginster, Mark Cladis]. (4) Dedicated interviews with relevant faculty at nearby universities [ie: Singer, Fisher], (5) interviews with Providence community members. The footage will be edited over the winter of 2010-2011 and the final product will not be graded, but submitted to the Ivy Film Festival. Continuing Study- Love GISP Part II All members of the GISP plan to write and propose a follow-up GISP for the Spring semester entitled, “How and Why We Fall Out of Love: or Why Love Fails”, looking at the science, psychology, and philosophy of waning love, detachment, infidelity, divorce, suicide, “heartache”, and related topics. There will be an additional section on unrequited love. Syllabus Summer Reading On Love: A Novel by Alain De Botton. This book addresses many philosophical issues with romantic love, following the author through his attraction and relationship with a girl named Chloe, whom he meets on a plane. Marxism, love across cultures, the ineffability and cliché of the word “love” and more all pop up in this novel. Week 1- Intro •Sept 2- How do different disciplines approach Erotic love? What are popular conceptions of love? What do we know now? This will be compared at the end of the class to how our perceptions of love have changed. Meet with Adviser. Week 2- Attraction and “Courtship”, The Mating Game part 1 •Sept 7- ◦“The Philosophy of Erotic Love”: ◾Danto’s Foreword, Editors Introduction, ◾The Symposium (44 pages); ◾Jerome Neu, Plato’s Homoerotic Symposium ◦Short excerpt from “On Desire” by William Irvine. ◦Students will discuss the questions and philosophical issues brought up in The Symposium. •Sept 9- ◦“The Philosophy of Erotic Love”: ◾Ovid, The Art of Love ◾Heloise and Abelard, Letters ◾Capellanus, On Love ◾Shakespeare; Thirteen Sonnets ◦“The Game” by Neil Strauss (excerpts); ◦“Anatomy of Love: A Natural History of Mating, Marriage, and Why We Stray” by Helen Fisher ◾Chapter 1: Courting ◾Chapter 2: Why him? Why her? Week 3- Attraction and “Courtship”, The Mating Game part 2 •Sept 14 – ◦“The Neurobiology of Attraction” D. Marazziti, ◦“Strategies of Human Mating” David Buss; ◦“Either/Or” Diapsalmata chapter by Soren Kierkegaard; ◦Rachel Herz podcast on scent (http://personallifemedia.com/podcasts/222-...hel-herz-scents) •Sept 16 – ◦“Some evidence for heightened sexual attraction under conditions of high anxiety” Dutton and Aron, ◦“Defining the Brain Systems of Lust, Romantic Attraction, and Attachment” Helen Fisher ◦“The Scent of Love” (excerpts) by Rachel Herz, Brown University; ◾Chapter 3- As You Like It ◾Chapter 5- Scents and Sensuality ◾Chapter 6- The Odor of the Other ◦Philosophy of Erotic Love ◾Simone De Beauvoir, The Second Sex Suggested Movie: “Before Sunrise” Week 4- The History of the Date, and The Hook Up Culture •Sept 21 – ◦“Hooking Up: Sex, Dating, and Relationships on Campus” ◾Chapter 2: From dating to hooking up ◾Chapter 3: The Hook Up ◾Chapter 4: The
Hookup Scene ◾Chapter 8: Dating and Hooking Up, A Comparison ◦“No strings attached: the nature of casual sex in college students” DP Welsh; ◦Sexatbrown.com, a study conducted by Lauren Kay ‘11 on sexual activity at Brown University (2009). •Sept 23 – ◦“Insights into a dating partner’s expectations of how behavior should ensue during the courtship process” Collings, Kennedy, Francis; ◦“Nonverbal courtship patterns in women: context and consequences” Monica Moore. ◦Philosophy of Erotic Love ◾Louis Mackey, Eros Into Logos: The Rhetoric of Courtly Love ◾Spinoza, Ethics ◦Plan guerilla study. ◦Meet with Professor. ***Project: three GISP members conduct a study on dating patterns at Brown. Week 5- Falling part 1- What happens? •Sept 28 – ◦“Falling in love: Prospective studies of self-concept change” Aron, Aron, and Paris, ◦“Hormonal changes when falling in love” D Marazziti; ◦“Reward, motivation, and emotion systems associated with early-stage intense romantic love” Aron et al.; ◦“The Pursuit of Love” by Irving Singer (selected chapters). ◾Chapter 1: Two Myths about love ◾Chapter 2: Persons, Things, Ideals ◾Chapter 3: Sexual Love ◾Chapter 4: Love and Society •Sept 30 – ◦ “The New Psychology of Love” by Robert Sternberg. ◾Chapter 2: A Dynamical Evolutionary view of love ◾Chapter 3: A Behavioral Systems Approach To Romantic Love Relationships ◾Chapter 4: The Evolution of Love Week 6- Falling Part 2- What and Why?: Sinking into Attachment •Oct 5 – ◦ “The Brain in Love and Lust” McMan ◦“Why we love: the Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love” Helen Fisher ◾Chapter 2: Love Among The Animals ◾Chapter 3: Chemistry of Love ◾Chapter 6: Why We Love •Oct 7 – ◦“The New Psychology of Love” by Robert Sternberg continued. ◾Chapter 6: A Biobehavioral Model of Attachment and Bonding ◦“Love and attachment: the psychobiology of social bonding” DJ Stein. ◦Philosophy of Erotic Love ◾Robert Nozick, Love’s Bonds ◾Lawrence Thomas, Reasons for Loving Week 7- The Experience of Love- Attachment and Love as Madness •Oct 12 – ◦“Acute effects of cocaine on human brain activity and emotion” Brieter ◦“Pathological love: impulsivity, personality, and romantic relationship” Sophia et al. ◦“Sexual addiction, sexual compulsivity, sexual impulsivity or what? Toward a theoretical model” Bancroft & Vukadinovic, ◦“Personality characteristics of sexual addicts and pathological gamblers” M Raviv. ◦Philosophy of Erotic Love ◾DH Lawrence, The Mess of Love ◾Stendhal, On Love •Oct 14 – ◦“The neurobiology of love” S Zeki ◦“Oxytocin: the neuropeptide of love reveals some of its secrets” ID Neumann ◦Readings on Voles as compiled at loveatbrown. Catch up day for reading. Potential lecture from Carlos Aizenman. ◦“Romantic love conceptualized as an attachment process” by Cindy Hazan et. al ◦ “The Nature of Love: Love In Modern World” by Irving Singer ◾Chapter 10: Toward a Modern Theory of Love ◦Meet with professor. ***Project: Conduct a study interpreting how people conceive of themselves as being in love. Week 8- Love As A Story •Oct 19 – ◦“Love is story” by Robert Sternberg ◾Parts 1 and 3 ◾The beginning pages of each section of part 2. Pick a category of love story and present on it to the class. ◦“A Triangular Theory Of Love” article by Robert Sternberg. ◦“Mythology of Love” in Myths to Live By by Joseph Campbell. Chapter 8. ◦Bring in a love story. What do we think of the idea of love as a story we build? Are Sternberg’s ideas convincing? Also, discuss the role of Disney. •Oct 21 – ◦MOVIE and analysis: “Eros”. Three stories of love in Tokyo. Analyze through the Sternberg Love As A Story framework. ◦Philosophy of Erotic Love ◾Hegel, A Fragment on Love ◾Schopenhauer, World as Will and Idea Week 9- Shaping Our Love: Romantic Love, Pop Culture, and the Love song •Oct 26 – • ◦ Changing Courtship Patterns In The Popular Song: www.jstor.org/stable/2775978 ◦ Bring in love songs from a variety of different sources. Listen and compare. How have love songs changed and why is that? What kind of emotional effect does music have on falling? How may
it aid falling? •Oct 28 – • ◦ Guest Lecture: Elizabeth Burk-Gilb from “Selling Sex, Selling Love” on how media forms our ideas about love. ◦Love and Desire in the Cinema: www.jstor.org/stable/1225913 ◦Assignment: bring in a magazine or article on love from pop culture. Collectively analyze popular views of love. How do they conflict? What do they say about the experience of love? Week 10- Love Across Borders •Nov 2 – •Is Romantic Love A Myth Of Western Cultures? (food for thought) www.colorfultimes.com/2010/04/lifes...stern-cultures/ •“A Cross Cultural Perspective On Romantic Love” by William Jankowiak. ◦(www.jstor.org/stable/3773618) •“Historical and Cross Cultural Perspective on Passionate Love and Sexual Desire” Elaine Hatfield (1993) •Philosophy of Erotic Love • ◦ ◾Denis De Rougemont, Love In The Western World •Nov 4- •Movie, Hiroshima Mon Amour. Philosophical discussions of love. •A Collection of sited articles on romantic love in China compared to the US is located here: • “A Cross Cultural Perspective On Romantic Love” by William Jankowiak. ◦(www.jstor.org/stable/3773618) Week 11- Sex •Nov 9- ◦ “Sexual attraction enhances glutamate transmission in mammalian ACC” LJ Wu; ◦“Brain Activation and Sexual Arousal in Healthy, Heterosexual Males” Arnow; ◦“Sex: A Philosophical Primer” by Irving Singer (excerpt) ◾Chapters 1-3 •Philosophy of Erotic Love ◦Shulamith Firestone, The Dialectic of Sex •Nov 11- ◦“Sex differences in sexual fantasy: an evolutionary psychological approach” Ellis & Symons, ◦“Lust? Love? Status? Young Adults’ Motives for Engaging in Casual Sex” Regan & Dreyer; ◦Lucid Dreaming and Sex: “Lucidity Research, Past and Future” by Stephen Laberge. (www.lucidity.com/NL53.ResearchPastFuture.html); ◦“Sex: A Philosophical Primer” by Irving Singer (excerpt) cont. ◾Chapters 4-5, Conclusion “Toward a Theory of Sex” •Meet with professor. Week 12- Love In The Postmodern World •Nov 16 – • Irving Singer: “Love In The Modern World” (excerpts) by Irving Singer. ◦Part 1 and Chapter 8—on The Existentialists as Anti-Romantics •“The Art of Loving” by Eric Fromm, •Philosophy of Erotic Love ◦Robert Solomon, The Virtue of Erotic Love •Nov 18 – ◦“How Will We Love” documentary on love on YouTube. ◦“A Vindication of Love” by Christina Nehring ◾Chapter 2: Love As Inequality ◾Chapter 5: Love as Heroism ◦“Liquid Love: On The Frailty of Human Bonds” by Zygmut Bauman ◾Chapter 1: Falling In and Out of Love Week 13- Love In The Postmodern World cont. •Nov 23 – ◦In-Class Movie – “Paris, I love you” ◦Read Irving Singer’s “Philosophy of Love: A Partial Summing Up” •Nov 25 – THANKSGIVING BREAK. Week 14- Marriage and Monogamy •Nov 30: ◦“Anatomy of Love: A Natural History of Mating, Marriage, and Why We Stray” by Helen Fisher ◾Chapter 3: Is Monogamy natural? ◾Chapter 7: A Theory On The Origin Of Monogamy And Desertion •The Evolution of Monogamy: Hypotheses and Evidence by JF Wittenberger •The Evolution of Monogamy in large primates by CP Van Schaik •Dec 2- ◦Philosophy of Erotic Love ◾Milton, On Marriage and Divorce ◾Carl Jung: Marriage as a Psychological Relationship ◾Emma Goldman, On The Tragedy of Women’s Emancipation and Marriage and Love •“The Existential Function of Close Relationships: Introducing Death Into The Science of Love” by Mario Mikulincer Week 15- (Reading Period) •Dec 7: workshop final papers. •Dec 9: Last class, portfolios due. Suggested Films: •Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; •500 Days of Summer (2009) All projects due by DECEMBER 9, 2010, with the exception of the documentary on love. BIBLIOGRAPHY AND OTHER STUFF Main Texts: 522- The Philosophy of Erotic Love edited by Higgins and Solomon (http://books.google.com/books?id=U68lAQAAI...ve+solomon&cd;=1) 488- The Nature of Love Vol 3: Love In The Modern World (http://books.google.com/books?id=3r6PsaniV...page&q;=&f;=false) 125- Philosophy of Love: A Partial Summing Up by Irving Singer (http://books.google.com/books?id=4o3aGVUb8...page&q;=&f;=false) 320- Helen Fisher: Why We Love? The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love
(http://books.google.com/books?id=SPxmHKLwj...page&q;=&f;=false) 430- Anatomy of Love: A Natural History of Mating, Marriage, and Why We Stray by Helen Fisher (http://books.google.com/books?id=f5aTEuku_...page&q;=&f;=false) 130- Sex: A Philosophical Primer (http://books.google.com/books?id=TbAlWhSty...page&q;=&f;=false) 338- The New Psychology of love by Robert Sternberg (2008) (http://books.google.com/books?id=X98bK5iFu...page&q;=&f;=false) Journal Articles (bibliography included at the end) Scientific News Articles/Cultural Articles on Love Peripheral Texts (reading selections from): 225- The Hook Up Culture (http://books.google.com/books?id=zof5SizlE...culture&f;=false) 322- William Irvine, On Desire (http://books.google.com/books?id=mIHTz3hNd...page&q;=&f;=false) 312- Romantic Love and Sexual Behavior (http://books.google.com/books?id=ThYONqpPF...page&q;=&f;=false) 256- Love is a story (1999) (http://books.google.com/books?id=E89Iq94UY...page&q;=&f;=false) 633- Kierkegaard’s Either/Or: Diapsalmata and Either/Or (http://books.google.com/books?id=GJHlYmo7k...page&q;=&f;=false) Love and Limerence: The Experience of Being In Love by Dorothy Tennov The Scent of Love by Rachel Herz, Brown University Sexuality and the Psychology of love by Sigmund Freud Possible Films Disney’s “Cinderella” In the Mood for Love Woody Allen- Annie Hall Eternal Sunshine Paper Heart 500 Days of Summer Eros Paris I Love You Before Sunrise
How Will We Love? ( Possible Guest Lecturers Bernard Reginster, philosophy Mark Cladis, religious studies Charles Larmore, philosophy Robert Sternberg, psychology, Tufts University Irving Singer, Philosophy, MIT Rachel Herz, Psychology Members of Psychiatry department Podcasts Rachel Herz, Brown University, Scents and Sensibilities: (http://personallifemedia.com/podcasts/222-...erz-scents/play) Suggested Texts: Alain De Botton- On Love
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(this header by @caseyblu is cooler than the actual movie)
THOR: THE DARK WORLD (2013)
AKA: All roads lead to Svartalfheim.
(Alternately, “Make the universe dark again!”)
(Spoilers for both Thor 2 and a tiny bit of Thor 3.)
Much as I wanted to enjoy this movie, it’s just… so forgettable. The villain is boring as hell, Jane is just kind of there, and they’re trying to make her important but it’s not working, and knowing that Loki is really alive takes all the emotion out of his ‘death’ scene (especially after that part in Ragnorak, you know, where Matt Damon plays Loki, lmao).
First of all, it starts off almost exactly like the first Thor movie. “Long ago, we Asgardians were at war with this other race, and we fought a lot, and we won, but at what cost?” Been there, done that with the Jotunheims, Odin. It was also very reminiscent of the prologue to Fellowship of the Ring. Maybe it was just the color scheme.
We were watching a possibly illegal version online which, for whatever reason, didn’t have subtitles for the Dark Elves, so we had no idea what Malekith was saying, ever. Here’s the thing though: it didn’t matter at all. Other than like, making it clear that he’s out there planning stuff, pretty much all of Malekith’s scenes are nearly arbitrary. I looked up some of the lines online and it’s all just stuff like “Asgardians are weak and the dark days are coming soon, blah blah blah.” If that’s all your villain says for the whole movie, get a new villain. I can’t believe they wasted Christopher Eccleston’s talent on this two-dimensional cardboard cutout of an antagonist.
Thor already went through all his character development in the first movie, so he’s really got nowhere to go here. He’s pretty boring. Like, honestly, he’s one of the most boring characters in the movie, and it’s his movie.
But Jane is perfect for him, because she’s also boring in this one. She’s a vessel for the aether, and nothing more. Oh, and she’s kind of rude to her perfectly nice date, Richard.
Sorry if we’re being really harsh here, by the way. I feel like this is harsh, but it also needs to be said.
As always, I have no idea exactly how immortal Asgardians are. Frigga takes a knife to the gut and she dies immediately, yet Loki gets impaled with a sword and somehow survives? Also, if Frigga is capable of the same magic that Loki is, I feel like there was something more she could’ve done to get out of that situation. But no, kill the woman to propel the men’s stories forward.
There were a few good points in this movie! I need to say something positive, this is ridiculous. For one thing, I completely forgot about Captain America’s cameo and it was great. Now I need to find that behind-the-scenes clip of Tom in the Cap suit, pretending to be Loki impersonating Cap.
Zachary Levi is a delight as Fandral/Robin Hood. No idea why he had to be recast, but honestly, I don’t really care. He got a glo-up, just like Bruce Banner.
Darcy steals nearly every scene she’s in and again I am very sad that this is her last MCU movie (As far as we know…). This is weird, but I’m also sad that she never got to meet Loki. I just feel like that would’ve been a really interesting combination and possibly hysterical.
One more good point is that Thor and Loki’s sibling interactions are so accurate. One of the best scenes was Loki’s irritating backseat driving while Thor was desperately trying to figure out how to drive the Elf ship, shouting at Loki to shut up.
This movie isn’t a complete waste of time and it’s worth a rewatch, but it’s definitely not one of Marvel’s better installments. At the most, it helps set up Infinity War by introducing the Reality Stone.
RANKINGS:      Hero: 6 Myeh-myeh’s out of 10. The most that can be said for Thor in this movie is that losing his mother and (apparently) his brother makes him realize that he needs to spend more time with the ones he loves, i.e. Jane. But this is pretty understated, and the fact remains that he’s still pretty boring for most of the movie.
     Villain: 2 wasted Doctors out of 10. Malekith is just… the most boring villain. Explaining this ranking implies that there’s anything more to be said about him. There’s not.
     Supporting characters: 6 interns out of 10. Basically anyone who’s not Thor and Malekith. Honestly, the supporting characters are the only thing that make this movie even a little bit interesting. My brother says that the most telling thing about this movie is that he was almost more interested in Darcy and Ian than Thor and Jane.           Female characters: 5.5 Bechdels out of 10. Again, this one passes the test because of Jane and Darcy, and it still has all four of its women from the first one. However, Frigga is killed at the halfway mark, and Sif and Jane are pitted against each other in a love triangle that goes nowhere and adds less than nothing to the plot.
     Action scenes: 6 punches out of 10. There’s one major fight scene at the end, and about three little ones before, but none of them are terribly memorable, aside from the deaths. The coolest part is when Jane and Selvig manage to teleport little groups of Dark Elves all over the city.
     Stan Lee: 3 cameos out of 5. Not a very impressionable cameo, but it gets a good laugh.
     Charisma: 4 points out of 10. At the very least, it was devoted to its aesthetic. But this movie just feels lacking overall. The themes aren’t really played out as much as they could’ve been and it definitely leaves you unsatisfied.
In total: 32.5 out of 65--50% exactly. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 66%.
Next is Captain America: The Winter Soldier!
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Paid Meet-And-Greets Are A Staple Of Concert Experiences — But For How Much Longer?
By Larisha Paul
What’s the most you’ve ever spent on a concert ticket? My answer used to be just over $125 — the cost of a face-value ticket to see Harry Styles at Radio City Music Hall — until that number jumped to $175, the resale price to be graced by Lorde’s presence on the Melodrama tour. Somehow, this doesn’t even feel too outrageous. As the general cost of concert tickets has risen over 27 percent in just the past three years, with the average ticket price jumping from $74.25 in 2015 to $94.31 in 2018, according to Pollstar, fans have found themselves paying in the mid-hundreds or higher for certain top-tier live entertainment experiences (even as much as $2,850, if you’re a BTS fan buying resale).
A significant jump in pricing, however, comes alongside the option to purchase VIP meet-and-greet packages. These opportunities often include early entry into the venue, a soundcheck experience, tour merchandise, and a meet-and-greet where guests will be treated to a photo opportunity and a chance to chat briefly with the artist. The length of these interactions largely depends on the artist’s schedule as well as how many guests purchased the package. It can be exhausting to speak with dozens of people back-to-back and maintain the same level of enthusiasm and attention for each of them.
But when The 1975’s Matty Healy took to Twitter earlier this year to question the origin and motivation of paid meet-and-greets, he raised a number of critical points about the monetization of human connection and the costs of touring. “The problem is that a lot of artists don’t understand how brutal [paying for meet-and-greets] is, because MAJOR LABELS have normalised it,” he tweeted. Fans have as well.
“I feel like the more you love and support an artist, the harder it is to say a certain price ‘isn’t worth the experience,’” said Jared Green, a 20-year-old Tori Kelly fan who dropped $125 on a meet-and-greet package for the singer’s Unbreakable Tour. He recalls Kelly coming across as both open and genuinely appreciative of the relationship she has with her fans. “As a huge fan of an artist, we’re only going to want the best VIP package each tour,” he continued. “With that being said, I do feel like sometimes artists and their managers understand that and take advantage of fans by setting VIP packages very high.”
Emmy Levine, a tour manager currently working with rising artist Lauren Sanderson, believes that the prices of many VIP packages are fair when you consider the often overlooked costs that go into putting on a tour. Artists are creatively involved in the development process, but entertainment companies such as Live Nation are tasked with organizing the packages themselves. In exchange for their curation and coordination, these companies take a percentage of the income, Levine told MTV News.
There’s also the cost to produce the merchandise usually included in these packages, as well as fees to hold more time at a venue for the meet-and-greets. Levine specifically cited the added issue of “paying for the production of the tour, which could be anything from the lights and the sound and tour buses to backstage catering [and] the crew.”
In short, tours are expensive. And one way to recoup some of those costs is to charge music fans hundreds of dollars, in addition to the price of a ticket, for a chance to interact with their favorite artist.
“It is hard to turn down the kind of money you can make by charging people to shake your hand,” drummer Pat Kitch, who plays in pop-punk band The Maine, told MTV News. “I can only see it going more and more in the direction it is headed now.” But not for his band. In The Maine’s more than 10 years on the road together, they’ve never charged fans an interaction fee. Instead, they make an effort to stick around after their shows each night to meet as many people as they can manage.
“It’s always been our position that music should never be about your position of monetary privilege,” added frontman John O’Callaghan. In previous years, those attending the Vans Warped Tour could find The Maine perched under a tent with a backdrop that asked in all caps, “Why would you pay money to meet a human being?” It’s the tactic that’s helped them build the diehard following they have now. Four stops on their current tour have sold out, and low ticket warnings are in place for a few others.
When founder Kevin Lyman started up Warped Tour in 1995, he immediately implemented the event’s “no paid meet-and-greets” policy. “Once the bands start charging to meet fans, it just changes the role. It’s just a transaction,” he told MTV News. Though Lyman was told monetizing these interactions would be more financially beneficial for the bands, he decided he’d sooner walk away from the festival. “It might solve some financial issues you might be having. But in the long term will those people be there for you when you maybe really need them?” Lyman asks.
Warped Tour’s controlled outdoor environment makes it easier for fans to meet bands than it would be if they tried to do so at larger-capacity spaces and arenas. Recently, artists have created personalized systems of their own to get around this issue, while assuring that they’re able to meet their fans at no additional cost apart from a ticket.
On their current North American tour, pop band LANY are randomly selecting 15 to 20 fans each date to attend soundcheck and hang out with the group. “We want it to be as fair and open as possible,” LANY manager Rupert Lincoln told MTV News. He first brought the idea to LANY in 2018 as a means of connecting with fans safely; they were immediately on board.
With the band’s growing popularity, it’s no longer plausible for them to hang around and meet fans after shows like they used to. This new method preserves the fan-to-artist connection they’ve always had. Similarly, Troye Sivan had members of his team scout fans in the audience to bring backstage after the show on his Bloom tour for a free meet-and-greet experience.
One of them was 16-year-old Liza Tijerina, who met Troye at his Denver stop. As opposed to the usual rush of formal meet-and-greets, she had the chance to actually talk to him, and he even humored a request that he write out a tattoo for her. These randomized processes also counteract the hierarchy that can form within fandoms when access is dependent on how much disposable income a fan has.
“Being on stan Twitter over the years, I’ve seen people who have the chance to meet their favorite artists often and people definitely tend to feel and say that those fans act more superior,” Tijerina said.
Maybe Matty Healy was right when he sardonically suggested, “They should make all fans pay in cash — directly to the artist.” Or maybe, like Tijerina points out, the mere presence of money changing hands can taint an otherwise positive experience. “[If I had to pay to meet Sivan], I feel like it definitely wouldn’t have been as intimate and special.”
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