#he also drops a coño during the chase scene so y’all know I’m right

[doodleferp]

Honestly my number one pet peeve about Migurl fanfic is that SO MANY PEOPLE write him saying “fuck” when 2099 canon dictates that “shock” is the new “fuck”. Like he straight up says “real fun cleaning up your FUCKING mess” in 2099 speak. And he says it ALL THE TIME in the comics, too. He has the biggest shocking potty mouth, you guys.

LET MIGUEL SAY SHOCK