#he also drinks a lot with jugram . :)

[biskael]

ohhh you have anon on, now i get to ask an important question for quilge

what kind of alcohol do you like? hard liquor, something lighter, or drinks that match you (fruity)

A QUESTION HE , NEVERTHELESS , APPRECIATED . albeit one he hadn't expected , exactly . harmless . the jailer props his leg atop the other , his heeled foot swaying lightly . " i would drink just about any spirit , in truth . something darker & stronger is what I usually prefer . german white wine is something I have a preference for , for anything lighter or aromatic . red wine is also very good . beer & ale ... now , that's only occasionally . hot cider & mead ... for the more autumnal & frigid seasons .

bitter , savory , sharp . those are flavors I enjoy the most , however . "

[abri-chan]

"only I can save the soul king"

does not elaborate

starts stripping

i can't unsee the gates of truth / fma symbolism with the one eyed

and then the gates of truth said "what will you do to balance the nicest cock in soul society ukitake? what will you give as equivalent exchange?"

your husband's sperm must not have been very healthy...

in tradition of bleach where the boys take from / look like their moms

(mimihagi mimihagi eat my children

it would have been cooler if they had sacrificed their son just in case for this same reason so he may come in hand to the soul king one day, and not out of the last resort to save their child. shunsui not believing old women's tales will come to bite him in the ass one day *cough* sister in law *cough*)

she would not say that

old man can't be bothered to say one good word -- he hates shunsui has a friend now, what's next a love interest?

"and if you vomit blood on my face ever again i'll kill you"

"hahaha, no bitches?"

they're holding aizen captive in arizona

you only want me for my potatoes anyway

potato thieving jeazebel

(inside joke that will make sense to no one, but this is time travel, because jugram grew those potatoes)

ik in canon this is the red bean something shunsui likes, a like he shares with nanao, so a detail kubo added from his files, but the potato is funnier to me.

why the fuck you lying, why you're always lying omg stop fucking lying

he's happy cuz he naps all day and never worries about nobody

future alcoholic in training -- this man is so unserious

shunsui had no chest hair in this fight and assuming that they're both adults and he has hit puberty proves my theory that his manwhore gene was activated only when sister in law provided the trauma catalyst. you're welcome i guess for those of you that like his middle-aged look. (idk what she did to you, but she did you a favor.)

a hurricane is coming, so what will this old man do to stop it?

"i won't let you die that easily ukitake" what so you can control the weather now?

the woman in question being his sister in law 900 years ago and he still hasn't recovered and that's why he drinks daily

(robotic voice) the flower of evil has bloomed [aku no hana reference]

rukia flashblack or a reminder that animation used to be shit (okay okay i actually liked the old bleach animation but shunsui looked like shit in it back then)

looks a lot like bella's transformation in twilight after giving birth to a demon baby (that is to say this man wants to get pregnant so bad, he wants to give his body was something greater, ladies please make this happen, put a baby inside him)

"jushiro, my tits trembled from all that shaking"

man got marked like a cow. also why would you be purring when it comes to aizen?

[sahara-solaris-solace]

What if Yhwach is Melanie Cavill's Ex- Husband????

So, instead of a train to save humanity, it's a train to save Quincy from more culling by Yhwach himself, a high tech train that suppress Quincy reishi.

So, Quincy and new SternRitter managed to find the train and subdued it.

Yhwach: Well, my love. We meet again after almost 2 decades now.

Melanie: I am not the same person as I was before.

Yhwach: You managed to save 5000 people in this train alone and kept it running. That deserves a spot in the Schutzstaffel.

Layton: Mel, talk to me. Who are they???

Jugram: We are the Quincy known as SternRitter who will soon end all of Soul Society for Quincy to reclaim their rightful place.

Layton:.......

Roche:........

Ruth:……..

Jinju:……

Miss Gillies:……

Javier:…….

Bennett:……

Till:.............

John Osweiller:…….

Tailies:.........

Second/ Third Class:......

Melanie:.... You're mustache has grown.

Yhwach: You also blossomed into a brave and elegant woman brimmed with confidence. I certainly did not split men into half every time they try to ask you on a date or for hookup.

Melanie: How the hell can you still do that???

Yhwach: I am the father of all Quincies and everyone answers to me. I also did not chase you for the sake of reconciling and for a coalition between all Quincies.

Melanie: There’s no way in hell I will let you kill anyone else anymore! I didn’t build this train just so you can kill more people!

Yhwach: No need to be feisty. We have a lot to discuss.

Layton: Please tell me this is not a love story-

Melanie: This is Yhwach, my ex husband. We met when I took exchange program to Germany when I'm doing my Masters.

Yhwach: And when I suggest the next Auswahleen, you decided to bail on me and build this God damn train!

Till: Melanie has a very odd taste.

Jugram: He's a God. It is to be expected.

Layton: That's it. I'm going to drink for a while.

Bazz B: Mind if I join?? The last few decades we eat up anything that's edible.

[littlenekosfan]

That shrift thing is really giving me a headache, im pretty sure im digging for something kubo didnt even plan... like, hear me out:

Before the first war, we had few known quincies such as Jugram, Bazz-b, Hubert, Zeidritz, Argola where 3 of them died in the first war (by yamamoto) so we cant conclude if they had a shrift or not, but jugram and bazz do, sadly none of them have shown if they had it back then or not

Then after the war, yhwach is sealed for 999 years, making him just.. unavailable for granting shrifts im assuming? (they need just to drink his blood... or does he need to be conscious? i dont know what “sealed” means) he only used the auswahlen after 999 years, so he must be able to grant shrifts from this moment... i guess? (otherwise it would be like after 900 or 990yrs)

If by then he could give them, that gives the sternritters 9 years to master their shrifts (vs shinigamis who are, most of them over 100 yrs) its not a lot...

I know there are some exception to that “giving shrift” such as the Lloyds, Pernida and Gerard but what about Lille and As nodt? 

I doubt yhwach is calling as nodt a survivor of the first war bc it wouldnt make any sense, as nodt survived from something else, probably the auswahlen (given how kanae got sick and died bc of it)

For Lille, we have no clue beside “the first sternritter” so before jugram who is the one who would most likely be given one... im assuming both of them had it before yhwach got sealed (and bazz too since he was in the first war... i hope, i mean, all sternritters have a shrift, even hubert should had have one if he really was vice-capt of the ritters)

So that gives us 2 periods of time where shrifts were given, before the first war (nothing is confirmed, im just assuming) and of course, 999 years later... to be honest someone who had a shrift for 1008 years vs one for only 9 years should be... really different in terms of powers (bazz should have been able to guard yama’s flame more easily) also, given how most of these shrift are based on trauma/dislikes, -9 years is not much times to deal with it.. is it? i cant tell

basically, shrift are weirdly underpowered and yhwach is... being yhwach

[siilbern]

character info

full name: jugram haschwalth other names: jugo; the balance. occupation: grandmaster of the sternritter; in postwar verses, the dictator emperor of the lichtreich  age: somewhere between 1020-1030 gender: cis male. sexuality: gay. origin: echt quincy. current location: silbern. nationality: originally from the northern lands within the lichtreich. ethnicity: quincy (echt); german-coded. spoken languages: german, japanese, some english & spanish. religion: follows yhwach and sincerely believes that he is god. height: 6′3″ body type: tall and lanky; very toned.  eyes: pale blue. tattoos: none. piercings: none. social media: verse dependent. smoking: no. drinking: very rarely, and not a lot when he does. athletics: trains and used to fairly routinely ride horses but not really a sportsy guy. hobbies: doesn’t really have a lot of hobbies, but sometimes he reads? virgin: lmao guess favorite drink: champagne or white wine favorite food: tbh i haven’t decided but he definitely likes oatmeal favorite music: quiet instrumentals. not really a fan of the violin. he also likes stuff that leans toward the style of edith piaf’s more gentle songs. clothing style: hugo boss circa 1930s minimalistic, structured, very military. a lot of clean, sharp lines. underwear type: briefs. 

tagged by: @blazeborne tagging: i feel like almost everyone i’m mutuals with has already done this so if u haven’t i tag u

[siilbern]

u tell us of jugram's dirty little secrets

wiggles mine eyebrowths

1. he still cares about bazz and has for… quite some time. it’s one of those things where jugo realizes that the friendship is long over and that it almost certainly will never be repaired, but he’s still a little sentimental over what it was in the past and won’t fight bazz even if he’d really, really like to knock some sense into him sometimes. jugram doesn’t really think about this a lot, in part because it’s not an emotion he’d really… like to have, but it definitely influences the way that he behaves (ex: vaguely threatening lt. hubert with “i’m watching,” keeping the pin, etc). he still holds those memories from when they were kids pretty close to his heart, so to speak, because bazz was essentially the only friend he’s ever really had, and it was the first time since his father’s death (the second of his parents’ deaths) that he’d felt genuinely cared about by another person.

2. he’s a lightweight. like 3 standard drinks and he feels horrible for the rest of the night. 

3. he’s very reserved and emotionally repressed and generally horrible at maintaining interpersonal relationships but he definitely still has a sex drive. jugram just also happens to be a thousand year old virgin, which he’s not… ashamed of but also doesn’t feel inclined to share with the world. he perceives fraternization as completely unacceptable for someone in his position, too, so it’s not likely that that will change any time soon. poor guy.