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[houseofauggie]

yandere!demon headcanon

The stalking started when you helped the little boy grab the stag stuffed animal off a shelf that was too high for him to reach, unaware that his father stood at the end of the aisle.

Or was it maybe when you consoled his son after the little boy dropped his ice cream in the park?

Or when his son scraped his knee on the playground and you comforted him as you patched him up with the first aid kit you always carried around because you were more clumsy than you seemed.

Come to think of it, there were too many memories of this man and his son showing up in your life for you to pinpoint an exact moment. 

On the other end of the spectrum Alessandro could remember the very first moment he laid eyes on you, for that was the first moment he felt warmth since the birth of his son 3 years ago. 

You were at work behind the bakery counters laughing with your coworker over a stupid joke, your head thrown back slightly and eyes closed lightly as your lips parted to unleash one of the most remarkable laughs he’d heard in his lifetimes. 

Just like that he forgot all about getting his son a blueberry muffin and instead started imagining a future with you. That is until the little hand clutching his thumb disappeared as the toddler raced to the patisserie case, pudgy hand squished against the glass as he stared in awe at the chocolate biscotti. 

His heart only further constricted watching you interact with his son, going so far as to let the boy sample the biscotti. 

It was over for him when his son bounded back over to him with a biscotti crushed in his hand and demanded to take you home for unlimited treats. You laughed when the boy said it but only if you knew where it would end you.

hello again, I am back after four grueling shifts at work :/ meet my first ever oc alessandro, he's a grungy little man but he kinda cute. don't let him hear you say that though, he's doesn't take so kindly to being called small in any regard.

anywhore, I wanna make an introductory post for him but idk how and I don't have the motivation currently to draw a sketch of what he looks like right now :( anyways expect a meet the oc in a few days when I get the confidence to introduce him tho. leave me any requests or such in the little asks box thing, I've got quite a few fandoms I'd like to write for :)

also name recommendations for the son?? I have a theme I wanna follow but its not set in stone ^.^

august xx

[abrahamvanhelsings]

the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead

[starlightseraph]

oughghghffgghhggg

(series 8, episode 22 • “Everybody Dies”)

[aelonso]

[connorsnothereeither]

“Hot Beardless Epilogue Ulysses can’t hurt you”

Hot Beardless Epilogue Ulysses:

[exponentchunk]

Here’s a drawing of Older Thrawn. In Chiss culture, it is believed that grey hair means you have sired great offspring. (The grey streaks lowkey make him want to have more kids👀) Little background a story about my OCs and Thrawn——>

When Thrawn and Maya’s twins were born Thrawn wasn’t there for the birth. He was still working for the empire when Maya gave birth to Thrayn and Thrass in the Ascendancy. Thrawn knew she was pregnant before she and Eli left but that’s all as she was only 8 weeks when she left. And because Thrawn couldn’t contact her after she went to the ascendancy it was a while before he knew she gave birth and to two boys no less. It was years before he even got to meet the boys. One day when Thrawn still worked for the Empire, he woke up and noticed grey hairs starting to appear in his hair. He saw it and it immediately made him swell up with pride. It also felt bittersweet because he didn’t even know what his child/children looked like. He didn’t even know if they were a boy or a girl. What he did know because of those grey hairs was that they were safe and they were going to bring honor to the Ascendancy. When Thrawn eventually rejoins the Ascendancy he and Maya welcome a girl and he takes a small break from working and spends almost the entire pregnancy with Maya. He was sad he missed the milestones of the boys’ pregnancy and was not going to miss this one too. He was there for the birth and was over the moon when he found out they now had a little girl named Thaera. Although he loves the boys Thrawn had always wanted a girl and made it no secret that he did. When Thrawn gets back to the Expansionary Fleet he loves showing off his grey hairs. He was like “yea my offspring are badasses.” He loves getting the chance to show off his kids and their accomplishments with its Thrayn in the Syndic, Thrass in the Expansionary Fleet, or Thaera at her art gallery. He actually really enjoys being a dad. He is dangerously protective of his family. Like we all know how protective he is of the Ascendancy but with his kids he will make normal war crimes he does look like child’s play. Especially with Thaera cause she is a daddy’s girl.

[wolverinesprincess]

no1 dilf i know that’s right 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[scottinaussie]

Fr. Mike Schmitz

in St. Paul Center, November 2021

[skitskatdacat63]

I was showing my mom various eras of Nando, AND SHE SAID PUPPY DOG MCHONDA ERA LOOKS LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS HAHAHAHHAA

I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about this comparison for a while 😭😭😭😭😭

[rocketqueen1989x]

my baby has been spotted 😢😢

[resonmalvo]

He's so evil and is a f**ker but i'll f him gladly

[merlinposting]

evan buck buckley. literally could not be me- if i had even the slightest chance with big, beautiful, brown eyed eddie diaz, i would be taking every chance to lay down my cringe fail moves. i’d problem fumble him, but at least i tried. get your head in the fucking game bro

[rosyjn]

OMFGG

[star-quill]

can't stop thinking about meeting hot dilf!peter at the local pool where you work as a lifeguard. he comes in every couple of days to do some laps in the pool before going into the sauna to ease his muscles after his workout. then you watch him as he comes out the sauna room, diving back into the pool to cool off again. he resurfaces and swims to the shallow end, pushing himself up and out the pool.

it only takes a few months before he's started to flirt with you whenever he walks past you.

and after that it's then only a few months before he's got you back at his place, hovering over you on his bed as he kisses your neck.

[luolii]

since its midterm/final season i wanted to talk about how sashisu would deal with it

i think gojo would be the type to be really talented when he was younger so he's used to goofing off in class and dozing off since he assumes he understands all the information, but when it's time for midterms he's staying up late making study guides and looking through quizlets to cram. he does not know how to study. at all. (he has a reels folder full of study reels but never looks at them) i still think he does very well on his exams though

getou's used to having to work for his grades i think, so he kinda understands the basics of studying and what type works for him. he's very competitive with gojo and will work to get to his level, which is why they often set up study dates. whether they actually get work done during these dates or not is irrelevant. he's totally one of those study with me pomodoro timer fiends

shoko is naturally brilliant, and is one of those students with pull allnighters before the final combining red bull with five hour energy. she definitely falls asleep during exams but somehow ends up doing well anyways, and refuses to get more sleep at night instead of having to snooze during the exam. she's the type to stockpile old textbooks on her subjects instead of using online study options, it somehow works.

after exams are over they fall into a pile on the bed and sleep for 4 days

[scottinaussie]

Daddy Fr. Mike Schmitz

December 2020