#he a cute and also a patoot

[leclerc-s]

karma - part three

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nataliaruiz congrats on p3 my love and congrats to sir lewis hamilton for p2. after a horrible austin grand prix you both deserve this. enjoy it.

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maxverstappen1 max verstappen erasure!

nataliaruiz i have to deal with you for next few years, let them have this. charles_leclerc yeah max! you've won almost every race this season, let us have this! maxverstappen1 no ❤️ you've been dealing with me our entire lives. stop complaining. nataliaruiz i will never stop complaining

charles_leclerc oh mon amour, je t'aime

nataliaruiz je t'aime aussi bébé

user1 stop that text from lewis is so adorable.

user2 that text implies they talk frequently, especially if he's sending her silly texts like that user1 that's honestly so cute.

lewishamilton oh great, now seb's going to text me complaining.

nataliaruiz a simple thanks would've been great lewis! lewishamilton yes, thank you natalia. you're buying dinner to make up for it.

user3 she really said, i'm going to post ferrari the least amount i possibly can for these next four races.

user4 you can't make her man miserable and then expect her to still post them. liked by natalia ruiz

user5 maman et papa!!

user6 god they're so hot.

sukiwaterhouse i mean, i guess congratulations to him or whatever

charles_leclerc see, i knew you liked me. sukiwaterhouse i will never like the man who stole my wife. charles_leclerc WE'VE BEEN DATING SINCE BEFORE YOU MET?

alex_albon TELL LECLERC TO ANSWER THE PHONE!!

lando norris WE MUST HAVE ANSWERS!!

george russell LECLERC I SWEAR TO SEB IF YOU KEEP AVOIDING US.

charles leclerc i saw you today?

pierre gasly YOU'RE MOVING TO RED BULL?? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?? YOUR BEST FRIEND??

lando norris OR US?? THE TWITCH QUARTET???

max verstappen i knew

alex albon SHUT UP MAX! george russell SHUT UP MAX! lando norris SHUT UP MAX! pierre gasly SHUT UP MAX! max verstappen you guys are so mean.

charles leclerc how am i supposed to bring it up??

pierre gasly a simple "i'm moving to red bull" could've help start it off.

george russell "oh by the way, i'm not happy at ferrari, so i'm moving to red bull."

alex albon WHAT IS SEB DOING AT RED BULL??

lando norris are they replacing helmut with him? please tell me they are.

max verstappen oh this is great. can't wait until they all find out.

charles leclerc he's my new race engineer.

pierre gasly there is no hope left for us. he's going to have a 4x world champion in his ears. it's over.

max verstappen we could have a horrible car next season.

lando norris right, horrible and newey don't necessarily go well together.

george russell glad seb is back, not glad he's back with red bull.

alex albon you're telling me i can convince jensen to be my race engineer?

lando norris that'll probably work out better for logan than you. alex albon you're right.

did you call him an incompetent asshole?

i was angry max and he deserved it.

oh i'm not saying he didn't. i fully agree with you but i need to know so i can laugh.

don't act like you didn't laugh already.

i got in trouble by fernando for laughing during the press conference.

also, please don't call me a nepo-baby

but it's what you are, no?

i think i've hit a point in my career where i can be known as more than my dad's son, no?

oh you have, carlos not so much.

dinner?

max verstappen, are you asking me on a date? i'll have you know i have a boyfriend and you have a girlfriend!

no, you idiot. do you and charles want to have dinner? with me and kelly?

let me ask charles if he's up for it.

charles said yes.

great, i'll send you the address

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cutie patootie is on pole position.

P2 BABY! P2!

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¡leclerc-s speaks! a dedication should go out to @astonmartinii who has a story similar to this one. as i said yesterday, it was not my intention to make this seem so similar to someone else's work. once again, my biggest enemy is grammar mistakes i don't notice until it's too late. oh well, as the french say soo la voo (please tell me someone gets that joke) most of this was written last night or at 2 am.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[enhaeil]

MATCHING CLOTHES ☆ 제로베이스원

c/w : none ¿

성한빈 -

item: flannel

totally not based off him and hao having matching flannels...

but don't worry, you and him have a couple too. you can be seen wearing them when y'all go grocery shopping together or even at the airport. i feel like whatever relationship hanbin ends up in, it WILL be goals so!! we move

김지웅 -

item: coats

jiwoong is so protective and caring ESPECIALLY during the winter. he always makes sure you're bundled up from head to toe because he doesn't want you to get sick </3 and decided to get you both matching brown peacoats. even threw in matching hats and gloves too for good measure.

장하오 -

item: rings

similiar to ricky, hao noticed how much you loved rings, especially HIS rings, and would notice you wear them or spin them around on his fingers. for an anniversary gift, he bought y'all both matching rings with the day y'all met on there...I'M SICK

석매튜 -

item: hoodie

started off with you constantly steal his and then he was just like "well babe if you like them so much, i'll just give them to you and buy myself more." so now y'all can match </3 . hi matthew im free Saturday

김태래 -

item: shoes

remember that zb1 episode where they were painting shoes? he painted you a pair as well. he made sure to add so much detail and care into your design and even signed his initials at the end. he's literally a patoot

리키 -

item: necklace

ricky noticed how infatuated you were with his necklace, whether you stared at it while it was dangling above you or when you played with it absentmindedly while y'all cuddled. one day you came home and he surprised you with one exactly like his! you never took it off after that.

김규빈 -

item: plushie

gyunini, to be exact. he actually got u all the zeroni plushies, but he made sure to buy the BIGGEST one for his. he has a matching one on his bed too and also the matching plushie keychains...</3.

박건욱 -

item: hair

gunwook's hair is purple? your hair is purple. he decides to do black? suddenly, your hair is black too. you decide to wake up and be ginger? gunwook, too. it's literally so cute like he loves you so much, sometimes he'll even dye your hair for you, sneaking a few kisses in between...YOU NOT SLICK!

[everydaymanafterdark]

I finished reading the original Sam and Max comics by Steve Purcell, so I'm going to share some of my favourite panels from it! Let's goooo!!!

He won him a stuffed horsey TuT Also I find it very interesting how Max's proportions are a bit more chonky here at the start, you can later see how they become more streamlined and intensified into the shapes we recognize from the games.

Sam being protective of Max. 👌

He's biking up a freaking volcano to save him. Call it what you want but that requires some immense devotion (Also, nice patoot there Sam)

Loved this reminder that Sam, too, is a dork.

Pretty sure that this is the first instance of "Max, you don't even like girls"

They sleep in a bunk bed, and apparently Sam is on top. Also, those Western jammies.

I'm just finding it very cute that their families celebrate the holidays together okay

This one just made me laugh...

... same with this one!

Cute phone scenes! Always love the way Steve illustrated these.

Speaking of illustration, the art in this comic goes HARD when it wants to.

They're snoozing together. <3

Just a very cute panel. I would be tempted to use one of these faces as an avatar.

Also, let's talk about this gesture real quick. They legit do this a lot (see this post)

And I would just like to add that we even see in Beyond Time and Space when Satan tries to do the same head-pat on Max and he very visibly hates it. He genuinely only allows Sam to do it. I am deceased.

Another panel that made me laugh.

Here it's sweet that Sam keeps Max from smoking, but also the dialogue cracks me up.

The implication that Sam wears his suit because he doesn't want to unsettle humans?

They got a Congeniality Award right under a framed photo of them hitting a KKK member. Goals.

EDIT: Also I forgot to mention this adorable picture wall from the beginning!! This confirms that Sam and Max took baths together when they were kids, as was implied in Beyond Time And Space. Cuuuute

Again!! Kickass inking!!

This page... honestly caught me off-guard for how somber and serious it is all of the sudden. Like, damn. The realization that Steve could emotionally destroy me with his comicking skills, huh

And they still manage to cope. I think I saved this one because Sam calls Max "lovable and cuddly".

That's all I got, thank you and goodnight!! 🙇‍♂️ ❤️

[numberonecodwomenfan]

every time i see someone write könig calling horangi or y/n kätzchen i die a little inside because look. for horangi, katze would be cute bc yk. tiger. cat. but KITTEN???? absolutely not. so as someone with zero qualifications besides having a german grandma and being like 1/4 german, here are some nicknames he would actually use.

schnecke - means snail. its just a term of endearment but i think the actual translation is hella funny.

schatzi - everyone has him use schatz but for some reason it makes me cringe, schatzi just sounds more casual?? idk.

schnucki - god why do these all start with sch. anyway this one is super cringe and literally only old people use it but i imagine he was raised by his mom and his grandma so hes a lil cheesy like that. cutie patooter.

erdbeerchen - it means little strawberry and its so stupid and corny and i love it. why would he call his significant other this? dont ask me. its just funny and hes a loser.

sternchen - this one means star and yet again. why would he call his significant other this one? because he’s a loser. thats why.

PLEASE for the love of god i need people to write him using pet names other then schatz and liebling. also in my personal opinion 🤓 he wouldnt call someone hase or maus because EW!!! PEE YEW STINKY!!!! idk it always comes across as very… predatory (??) when people write him saying that. it feels like it’s always the people that use those that write him as a creepy incel pervert for some reason and i do not like that!!

[tmnt-tychou]

Raphael

Yeaaaaah! Here we go now with some turtles! Because there are so many, I think I may tier them instead of ranking them. There are so many good Raphs out there, it's impossible to pick a favorite A Tier: Bayverse Raph: Big dick energy, but really just a soft boi. Protects his brothers, tries to do what's right. Loves New York. A very Raphy Raph. 2007: Great Raph. Love this voice actor. Would have him back again. Satisfying character arc. 10/10

90's movie Raph: Paved the way as a model for the red-clad hotheads that came after. He's perf. B Tier: 2003: Love this Raph even though he sounds like a 50 year old smoker. Though I it does get a bit annoying when he's forced as the butt of jokes for laughs. MMPW Crossover Raph: Love his relationship with Casey.

2012 Raph: Raph just being Raph.

Rise Raph: Look, he's a cute patoot and I love him. But also making him team mom was a choice. If I were developing Rise, I would have made a few different decisions with this character, but all in all, I still like him. Mutant Mayhem Raph: Also a very Raphy Raph just at the beginning of his hothead career.

IDW Raph: I've only read a bunch of the beginning and then most of the Reborn series. He's Raph, but blandly so. Nothing about him that really stood out other than he 'grew up' away from his brothers but it wasn't something that ever affected the story. He's fine. He's just Raph. C Tier:

80's Cartoon Raph: Before he was the team hothead, he was mouthy and sarcastic. Sometimes this worked, but I specifically remember watching the Red Sky seasons where he was no longer sarcastic and just bitched the whole time. So it depends on when you get him and how much of him you can stand.

D Tier: Next Mutation Raph: God, he's such a little bitch. Sir, get your shit together. You're legally an adult.

[playinhooky]

I am off work, and my boyfriend is ranting about shitty rw by takes, and it's giving me life

not me falling down a Tumblr rabbit hole at work while I am insanely behind

[mira4townie]

What ASMR style would the 4town members do:

Jesse: He'll do a lot of roleplay ASMR since he plays with his kids. He really likes doing doctor appointment and using his artistic side aswell, such as face painting your face. He's speaking softly and that gives the fans the tingles plus swooning because of his gentle handsome voice. I mean, anything the boy says really. If he's ever live and gets a gift, he'll def blow a kiss and thank them.

Robaire: Now this boy will literally change from English to French from time to time, I guarantee it. And the fans just melts instantly. He'll also do it in a soft tone, but his voice is more buttery than Jesse. He would have simple props to play with and most likely would do Personal attention with them. Like for example a brush to brush over your face or a massage. if he's live, he'll def do a smooth but soft run sometimes as he does it all the time around the band.

Aaron T: This boy, right here, would use his bass ability to the test and would rizz the fans up so much, and he enjoys it to the core. In my headcanon, he's half Mexican, so I think he'll throw in a little deep soft mexican just like Robaire. This man uses not just simple props, but also weird/funny ones and this works also. If he gets live, the fans would be wild and he would reply to as many as he can. If he mess up something, he just lightly (and deeply) chuckle which makes the fans die.

Aaron Z: This shy boy would be a mute ASMRer and the fans aren't complaining because they just think that's super cute. Though he'll bring up Random objects around the house, like tapping on his basketball. If he's ever live somewhere, the fans would shower him with compliments and it'll be clear on his face that he's embarrassed but he appreciates it nonetheless.

Taeyoung: This sweet cutie patoot will definitely do makeup and spa ASMRs, as my headcanon is that he frequently do spa day for the boys' looks. He's a whisperer and a sweetheart to the fans. Just like the others that uses another language, he would throw in a little bit of korean words and he does it in the cutest way, like a nickname for the fans. If he goes live, he'll just do the exact same but acting cute and caring towards his fans. When he's done doing makeup or spa on your face, he'll be just as cute as a bunny and compliment how good you look. HE'S SO FKING CUTE, ALRIGHT?

[plushiepalz]

Friend Friday?! Ok!!

This is Pup!! I received him on my third Christmas, which I call The Best Christmas Ever! I also got a Step 2 kitchen!

Pup like to sleep, spend time with his family, and play Ragdoll 3 Lite!

he looks so well loved! what a cute patoot 🥰

[creepy--claws]

[● Ding dong I made more art teehee

I think this might be my best, and probably favorite artwork I've done so far literally because of the nose highlights alone. Look at that cute patoot baby boy face. I was going mad and watching Saw III earlier and at some point I just got so mad that I decided to draw to feel better and ended up with this. Shoutout to my bro who helped me make this, he mainly helped more with the lighting and smaller details. The lamp still don't look fantastic but it doesn't look too bright or too dull. He is also responsible for the thought process that resulted in the little nose highlights that look so adorable, I honestly love this so much. You can also guess where the inspiration for the color palette came from. Also my power has tripped like 5 times today and it's making me upset, hopefully my dad figured out what was wrong with it. Thank you for looking at my bullshit, see y'alls later!]

[tumblunni]

Ehh I mostly Really do not like what they did with marvel Loki, and then the movie version in particular. I’ve heard that the recent threequel kinda hits the reset button on the entire thing and reestablishes him and like he actually has a decent brotherly relationship and gets redeemed now?? So like woo! I’m happy for you! EVen if i’m still mostly not interested in this character!

BUT ANYWAY SORRY WHAT WAS I ORIGINALLY MAKING THIS POST ABOUT WHUPS

What i mean is im not particularly interested in marvel loki in any way, but i always thought his movie plot was a really interesting and sad idea. That they TOTALLY WASTED! tho really it’d be wasted even if they pulled it off perfectly cos i still could not get over the general dissonance of ‘wtf loki wasnt his brother he was like twice his age and knew his dad before he was born, and also he was never half anything and always knew he was a jotunn’. Srsly its fuckin weird that in mythology he never had any magic excuse for working with the aesir, he just.. decided to. And he was good. he was one of the good guys. he turned bad later and he was always a morally nebulous comedic trickster man but he was never fuckin... im only here cos i was raised as a human guy. and also im somehow younger than my best friend’s son who was kinda my nephew i guess. srsly he just.. was a giant who.. chose to switch sides. its not a hard plot to do. why did they even feel they had to change that... tho also incidentally historically jotunn didnt mean giant, it was more like ‘chaos spirit’ in practise. loki being like a 4 foot tall angry gremlin wasnt particularly unusual in the mythos so its funny how out of place he is in the marvelverse actually. and also they weren’t all ice but had fire and ice as basically races or countries, and loki was never really stated which one he was, or if he was some sort of neutral aligned one or there were other elemental types that just never got a starring role in any particular story. or in some interpretations the vanir are considered to perhaps be a form of elemental god too, though that’s just an attempt to nail down how exactly they were meant to be different from aesir. Though there are some textbooks that describe loki’s name as coming from fire, that was actually brought up in-universe during one of his adventures where he fought an evil clone of himself named logi, which is the one that actually means fire. and also there was utgard-loki who was an entirely unrelated rival of his, apparantly just because they had the same name and he was pissed about it? anyway other-loki tricked loki into fighting logi who was actually a magic clone made from wildfire, who was by definition unbeatable in eating contests cos fire consumes everything. Also thor had to outdrink a magical ocean guy and got his ass kicked by a grandma that was actually death in disguise and somehow ‘nobody can fight death’ quite literally meant she was a master of suplexes. Also a cat. A cat was there. And they slept in a giant glove. It was a fun myth cos for once thor and loki got their asses kicked and it was kind of a moral about pride and stuff. Damn that other-loki and his gary oak role in my loki life..!!

SORRY SORRY IM GOING OFFTOPIC AGAIN sorry, mythology stuff was kinda my special interest as a kid and i got stupidly pissy about ‘innacuracy’ in something that wasn’t even claiming to be an adaptation, more of a ‘vaguely inspired by the thing’ I guess...

anyway WHAT I ORIGINALLY MEANT LOL is that ‘he never knew he was a monster thing and was raised as a human and got super sad when he found out’ is wildly innacurate and OOC to fuckin everything about this proud-as-fuck magic man who walked around being Aggressively Gay And Trans Erryday and calling odin out on his shit even when he knew he was gonna get his ass kicked. srsly loki never being able to stop being Happy About Himself is kinda what started his actual turn to evil in the myths, he got drunk and couldnt stop telling crude sex jokes and making up dumb rumours about how he was better than all the gods and banged all their wives and also their wives’s husbands btw. And odin was like Hey That Was Even More Loki Than Usual and murdered all loki’s children and locked him in the centre of the earth having his eyes constantly melted out with acid and regrowing and also a snake was eating him and also he was pinned with his dead son’s own guts as chains and also lets punish the wife who wasnt even there and tie her up too forever hugging her screaming hubby and trying to hold the acid out of his eyes with a comically small cup and her increasingly scarred skeleton hands. Because he was rude at a party. Then loki turned evil when he finally escaped and Hey I Think He Might Have Had One Or Two Reasons. Mythology is kinda fucked up sometimes, lol!

... ANYWAY WHERE WAS I, SORRY

loki being a lil emo teen dude who’s sad cos o no i am a monster and my dad never loved me = innacurate, and less interesting than many very interesting things of these myths that i wish they did instead

BUT

if it wasnt a weird attempt to change an already good story then it would be a good story yo!

like srsly there were a lot of particular elements to it that were really distinctive visually and i can see why they ended up being way more popular in fanart even if they were practically never shown again. It was a good idea to give the jotunn more of a distinct physical appearance from the Big Ol Protagonist Gods Of Generic Humanness, that like the one thing they made more accurate than the comics! And the funky blue look is really cool cos its like a fantasy equivelant of aliens, and like.. a cool lookin deep blue that isnt quite the cliche you’d expect for ice guys. And it looks nice with glowy red eyes and those weird patterns like theyre born with tattoos or somethin! And it was an interesting change from the comics to NOT have loki be a half jotunn or anything, he was just a regular jotunn orphan who was ambiguously either spared by odin as the last survivor of the war or stolen away from his real family as some sort of messed up trophy. But just like I Guess They’re Celtic Mythology Changelings Too so he magically ended up looking like a human cos he thought he was one? Which fits pretty cool with his particular magic powers being illusion-based, even though everybody else is all ice guys. (which is funnily enough also myth accurate to how NO OTHER JOTUNNS EVER SEEM TO SHAPESHIFT, GEEZ. srsly its not clear whether its some loki unique power or just a big ol plot hole XD)

And then it added a really cool visual aspect to have basically this guy who was under a glamour his entire life and didnt know it, and gets a really kinda existentially horrifying moment of finding out his face isnt his face?? srsly that was so messed up! you’re standing there and you know this is The Poorly Explained McGuffin That Somehow Powers Up Jotunns I Guess and you’re “dad this is your last chance to stop lying” and HE CONTINUES TO LIE ANYWAY but then whoops u touched the thing and I Guess You Really Was Monsters Poor guy...

BUT THEN MY PONT IS LIKE its so wasted!!! none of that really comes up again after that scene!! and we arent supposed to be sympathetic to loki and he’s just the bad guy and all we get is a twist that he did all his bad guy stuff with the unexpected motive of actually NOT betraying his father but just leading the jotunns to take over asgard and then killing them all and somehow faking being a hero so everyone would accept him back, even though nobody except the dad even knew he was a jotunn and indicated they were gonna kick him out and also why did you suddenly want to murder your brother out of a poorly established jealousy you apparantly always had yet also you still love him and just... uhh?? how was any of this plot meant to work out, dude. Srsly I am SO glad to hear they made his characterization more consistant in the sequels but i really hated the first movie so much i’ll probably never watch them lol. and did we really need to wait like half a decade to get some proper sibling dynamic? im so grossed out by how all the fans of the first movie shipped them and pulled that weird ‘not blood related’ excuse...

WHOOPS IM RAMBLING AGAIN

anyway it sucks that: * we never get to see Cool Blue Monster Loki Design ever again in the film * he’s suddenly evil and does a bunch of shit that doesnt even make sense given the motivation of Sad Because Monster Lies * we dont even get any emotional continuation or conclusion on that one big sad reveal scene that looked like it had so much plot potential * ALL THE JOTUNNS ARE JUST EVIL. At the same time that the film tries to make a moral about loki being bad for wanting to kill them all EVEN THOUGH THATS WHAT THOR DID AT THE BEGINNING * srsly the film starts off with thor being a huge jerk and then he doesnt become more sympathetic until way after loki suddenly turned unsympathetic so we have this void in the middle where we cant root for anyone. and it makes you wonder why they even bothered with SUCH a powerful sympathetic scene for this poor dude! * all the jotunns are evil and just agree to murder all of valhalla for no reason and also none of them even talk except Biological Dad Man, who is also super super evil and doesnt love loki cos Hey We Cant Have Any Complexity Here * also they mixed up the names and called him by myth loki’s mom’s name which I suppose could work if this was the same character who transitioned or something, but this was at a point back when marvel tried to cover up all references to genderfluidity being a literal superpower of loki’s. also they didnt show him having a mum at all and all the female characters were kinda poorly handled so yeah. * loki for no fuckin reason stays loyal to odin even though he just learned he was kidnapped as a kid and has been raised to want to kill his own home village like seriously what the fuck * last minute out of nowhere backstabbing of personalityless evil jotunn dad and yknow.. like the million bazillion jotunns who were all (as far as we know) super happy to have their presumed dead prince come back and perfectly nice to him as a family. like seriously could you not have at least established that they were jerks to him in.. some way? WE SAW SO MUCH OF ODIN BEING A TERRIBLE DAD UNTIL NOW. And he was supposed to be sympathetic! and his last scene up until now was being called out on lying to his adopted son for a bazillion years and the question of his goddamn motives was left wide open so we dont KNOW if he was sympathetic or not, geez! if you cant bother to establish why loki should side with odin then at least establish why he should want to murder his entire biological family right after they ACCEPTED HIM INTO THEIR HOME. They were shown being evil in that they wanted to invade asgard, yeh, but also your protagonist’s main goddamn struggle is about wanting to invade jotunheim and like apparrantly everyone’s being doing this for a bazillion years and there’s not even the slightest hint who started the damn war in the first place... * Don’t kill jotunns thats bad, loki is bad for doing that. But also all jotunns are bad and we can kill them anyway cos they invaded first. Yknow.. due to loki tricking them specifically to kill them. And them believing him cos he’s Kinda The King’s Presumed Dead Son And Seriously Why Does Nobody Talk One Way Another About Whether They’re Happy Or Not That He’s Back * did loki and incorrectly named king guy even have a single sentence together that wasn’t ‘mwahaha we shall Plot Device to Evil Invade’? not like five seconds of ‘fuck i missed my son’ or ‘its awkward to bond again with a son that grew up without me’ or even ‘what was it like to be trapped with our mortal enemies that we all assume are evil and kidnapped you’  * LIKE ACTUALLY WHY WAS THAT NEVER BROUGHT UP? the jotuns didnt fuckin know that loki got adopted by a guy and raised as a human! did any of this make sense from their perspective?? were they not even slightly suspicious when he didnt tell them where he’d been for all those years and also spent all his screentime staying in human form and never showing off that cool special effect evr again?? didnt anyone think maybe he was just an asgardian lying to them? and did nobody recognise him as the son of their mortal enemy and think that was a way bigger reason he might be lying, or even a reason not to trust him even if he was indeed a jotunn with an identity complex...? or hell, did he NOT EVEN TELL THEM HIS BIG BACKSTORY MOTIVE??? did they just think Hey Some Random Asgardian Wants To Betray His Own Kind, That’s Not Suspicious In Any Way? i mean at least that would explain about why Dad 2; The Redaddening literally never mentioned being his damn dad or showed any emotion except Generic Evil... * Anyway none of this matters cos we killed all the jotunns in a justified way even though killing the jotunns is why loki is the bad guy, and then we do some sort of magical segregation power to cut off the path between the worlds so like.. the 5% of not dead guys over there can never appear again and we can have some sort of weird sense of moral high ground. Also loki falls off a cliff and dies, but obviously its a fakeout for the sequel, The End

THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY COOL TO DO WITH THIS PLOT INSTEAD MAYBE: * like fffuckign show goddamn Loki Real if you bothered to invent a new design for the jotunns looking not like humans in the first place... * hey actually explore the kind of existential horror stuff of finding out your preconceived notions about some other realm’s citizens being Inherantly Evil Monsters are all wrong and also you were one of them all along * also like.. actually commit to the plot of them NOT being Inherantly Evil Monsters. like seriously i guess loki was the only not bad one cos he was raised as an asgardian?? and then he immediately switches sides as soon as his orignal nature is revealed, so i guess not. >_> * like man there’s fifty bazillion ways you could have handled trying to stop a war between two sides where neither is evil, and like seriously the dude who’s part of both works could have been the symbol of peace who did that... * also minor note but why is every other jotunn identical and never speaks except loki and Evildad Plotdevice, thats really fuckin stupid * srsly imagine if they had any form of established culture or civilization or anything instead of just Standing In A Field, Being Vaguely Menacing, With No Houses Even Nearby. like srsly their whole world is just generic jrpg dungeon tundras i guess... * imagine all the plots that could come from Not Villain Plot Loki getting to go visit this other country of the monster folks and get a first hand experience on how the citizens live and how they’re not just all enemy soldiers with no damn personality or motive beyond Bad Hatewrong The Anger Things. imagine the fuckin complex plot sads that could come from if he was actually WELCOMED by his birth family and had a dad that had been mourning him for like thirty fuckin years and just wanted to keep him happy and safe. You could have eighty more angsts if the plot of those angsts is Oh Fuck I Was So Wrong About These People And Stood By And Supported This War That Was Killing Them, And Am I A Bad Person Because I Only Found Sympathy For Them After Discovering A Blood Relation? * and like you could still have bad guys, you could have bad guys on both sides who are perpetuating the war and both have to be stopped so this peace can happen. And you can have not bad guys who were suckered in by war propeganda into working for these bad guys, and you have to try and make them reach the same realization that poor loki had forced upon him. * and like.. what if they did explore that one weird throwaway line about not knowing if odin’s motives were sympathy for the last survivor of a massacre, or a desire to steal a kid as a trophy of that same massacre? like maybe odin actually was a war hungry monster back then and his intentions were cruel in kidnapping this kid, but he realized what a horrible mistake he’d been making with his life when he began to see the kid grow up and have just as much of a complexity of emotion and potential for goodness as any of his own people. And the reason he never told loki his past was not because of Plot Device but because of shame for his original motives in this whole sad affair, and guilt in feeling that he could never undo what happened. like ‘oh god maybe the boy will be happier if he never knows he had all the stuff he lost because of me’. And thats also why he could seem distant like he doesnt love him, its feeling like he doesnt deserve to experience this kid’s love after he’s coe to realize the true atrocity of what he did to him.. * and also i dunno maybe the two dads could get At Least One Scene of Actually Talking Together and resolve some damn things... * could even be sad if odin like.. wants biological-dad to kill him so he can atone for his sins, and loki goes bursting in at the last second like WAIT NO ITS A TRAP HE’S TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE DAMMIT and then we find some way to resolve a plot that isnt Action Scenes And All The Bad Guys Die A Lot * also fuck i dont know if u want a ship of monster dude and not monster dude then do the two dads instead of a guy and his adopted brother, thats just gross * also MORE SCREENTIME FOR THE CUTE AND COOL MONSTER LOKI DESIGN. like yo you cant have any form of plot about accepting yourself unless you show his true form like.. more than once. as far as i know it never appears in the sequels even after they give him his super overdue redemption plot :/

^ Dat’s Pretty Neat

srsly it sucks that this is even the only damn screenshot i could get of it like fuckin 0.4 seconds of one damn movie, never shown again

its funny how just by googling it you’ll get like fifty bazillion edited screenshots of what if he stayed that way for the rest of the film and also the sequels and also a bazillion fanarts and fan jotunn ocs and like seriously fuckin EVERYONE likes the cool blue elves design, marvel, use it more often!!

look at this really great fanart by this artist here I can’t say any opinion on the rest of their art tho cos they seem to be one of those people that ship him with his brother.. sigh... >_> still drawing terrible ships elsewhere doesnt make your other art any less talented! thank u for blessing us with Casual Monster Man Knows He Is Cute BECAUSE MARVEL IS TOO COWARD TO DO IT

[powerof3in1]

sometimes i’m sad but then i remember that this is the most powerful sorcerer in the world and then everything is okay again 

[impossible-rat-babies]

I love how Daniel is only eight so he hasn’t quite hit that major growth spurt to where he’s grown into his ears, so he’s just got these big ole super expressive ears.

[yi-dashi-a]

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“You have nothing to worry about if you have no relation to a traitor, bastard, mud-on-my-swordboots murderer... so do not worry.”

[tatyana-dreaming]

Onegin Baden-Baden ‘98 Act 1

I found this gem on the good ol’ YouTube recently and... I ended up really loving it. Warning for three long posts coming up! (tagged “long post” for all your blacklisting needs hehe)

Starting off with some Carsen-esque minimalism, complete with leaves, Larina and Filipyevna peeling apples, and a trapdoor in the middle of the stage. Now featuring kites and Olga in a jumper! We love it. Oh, and of course, Tatyana swaying dreamily on a swing.

Now you see, Olga is Not Please that Tanya is occupying said swing and basically is mischievous and such until finally she can live her best life

like... pretending to read a BOOK?? this must have blown Tatyana’s figurative stockings off, because it worked (that, or Tatyana is just as territorial about her books as Olga is about the swing) (okay, actually she messed up the bookmark ribbon, the little criminal!!)

Olga living her best life (I love her romper/jumper!? what even are these costumes!? I’m not complaining but I don’t *think* they were really going for historical accuracy, especially with Olga’s gown in Act 2)

Have I mentioned Olga a tad too much already?? Sorry not sorry, I adore her in this version. This production is probably the most loving and adoring of Olga I have yet to see, she is simply so sweet and bubbly and mischievous, it is truly hard to dislike her. Other versions I’ve seen have all been slightly less flattering. She’s truly joyful and simply childlike here, while other versions do nothing to remind the audience of HOW YOUNG SHE IS!?

The way Onegin is standing kind of says it all... oh dear

Cute patoots ft. Vladimir “the poet” Lensky. Have I mentioned how adorable Olga is.

Yevgeny “not the poet” Onegin (guess it worked with the ladies though)

Oohh Tatyana’s gowns are becoming progressively more red. But more importantly, I want to know the story behind Filipyevna’s dress. So. Many. Ruffles.

It’s unfair (in my books with my tastes) to compare any production to the Carsen 2007 revival, especially the beauty of the letter scene, but this one came pretty close for me. The staging of this scene was beautiful and captivating to watch (how do I express it... it was complex and dynamic enough? I don’t like seeing Tatyana rolling around of the floor but I also can’t stand a sitting/standing only aria in this case) (again, a nod to her youth, I suppose!)

Tanya’s room has a LOT of books (of course!)

So many books that apparently she comes out of a book vortex in scene 3 (also BAM look at all the kites)

Can I just say. How perfect that white flower on her head is? Guessing that symbolizes innocence (and the hope as of yet, unbroken!) Plus it’s just lovely, 10/10 love seeing flowers in hair, why don’t we do it more!?

Uh oh!! Kites are falling!! Ever get the feeling that Tatyana’s dreams are falling into an abyss? Also, my main contention with this production arises here: I would be so nice to SEE the singers (but this isn’t even bad compared to Act 3)

This is a) very Dracula!??! and b) hard to tell from this screencap but it’s absolutely chilling and heartless and grrrr--- Onegin you little piece of ---- and even worse gossip at the Larina estate has it that “he doesn’t kiss the ladies’ hands” so why should this time be any different.... will it?? (you’ll have to watch to find out!)

[thesandbeneathmytoes]

You're a snarky little firecracker and I love you. Also, you're hella creative and smart and the way you read a character and understand them is incredible. Also, Nick Amaro would love you. I just know he would.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHEN did I get this I missed it entirely omg my princess!!!! I honestly think, even tho I’ve never seen it, that Chris Zapata would love you. He would love your sweetness and your buckwild side. And again, never seen, but maybe Johnny as well!!  Also I love you so so much you are a cute patoot in every way and a good friend and an amazing writer.

[demonoflight]

Digimon Adventure 02 Appreciation Challenge: Day 3

Day 3: A Digimon from 02 that you would want as your partner

I mean. The obvious answer coming from me would be these two (at once, Wallace style).

I mean, yeah, the 02 versions aren’t full Digimon even, so it would be a little iffy, but I honestly can’t think of anything cooler than having a drider and a mummy with a railgun as Digimon partners. And it would be like having my favorite people of all time as my roommates who would also fight for me if at all necessary. Mummymon could help me cook and just be his goofy adorable self! Arukenimon could... be a petulant jerk and step on me. I’m bringing two overgrown toddlers into my house, I expect that and even welcome it. Please, DO step on me.

The less obvious answer is Upamon:

He’s basically an axolotl but just the head of one. He’s so soft and squishy, and personality-wise he’s the sweetest little baby! He likes food and asking a lot of cute questions! And then you have his precious voice with his Nagoya dialect, and all those little Dagya’s... What a cute patoot. A++ baby would gladly welcome him as my other self.