#he DESERVES it

[angstandhappiness]

GORGEOUS

Even the hottest light can't warm what is simply not there

[chimneyz]

i think we as a fandom need to be a little more horny about chimney han

[heavenjbrat]

joe is probably already on his way back home prepared to stay at home and not be seen for the next 3-4 months

[peppermintsandbones5]

Is there an adaptation of pride and prejudice where someone slaps mr wickham? Because I’d very much like to see that

[crowaroni]

[dualcosmog]

0673 Gogoat

[bruciemilf]

I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.

Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”

“No.”

“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”

“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”

“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”

“He’s WHAT-“

[kathaynesart]

Yes this is a real thing that happened yesterday and you cannot change my mind that Donnie wasn't the winner of that auction!!

I know this is a little early for a Christmas post, but I had to hop on this delicious bit of news before someone else did! You can read all about the actual toy and auction: HERE

[trickquestionn]

I like to imagine that as the show progresses, jon just starts dressing more and more like gertude "more cardigan than woman" robinson. He starts off in his fancy jackets and vest but by the end he's just wearing a cardigan over some random sweater from the town near the safehouse with those sweatpants that dont have the elastic at the bottom and are just really loose

do we see the vision,,,,, possibly,,,,,,,

[itsscaredycat]

i was watering my pumpkins the other day and i thought of him

(handyman bill au by @/LosanPostle and @/waty_mot on twitter!)

[fiery-rat]

extra HC that the og Elias was a stealthy trans man, Jonah didn't know about it when stealing his body. he didn't know he has to take HRT either and got his period back.

[dezmouse]

my babies… it’s their year I can feel it DEEP IN MY BONES

[gabitzart]

Copia

[witless-winion1]

ignoring Mr Jalpeño’s blatant Good Boy erasure

imagine Argos fucking hates the suitors. He senses the bad vibes and he growls and snaps at them at every opportunity. Several of the suitors have scars from being ‘nipped’.

imagine Odysseus disguising himself as a suitor, sneaking around, stealing weapons, and blending in with the other assholes during Hold Them Down

now imagine our favorite puppo making that super hard because he sees his master!! His owner is home, he hasn’t seen Ody since he was a puppy!! And now he’s old and slow but he’s damn happy to see his master, whether he looks homeless and is very stinky or not

imagine some of the other suitors wondering why the old king’s dog seems to like This One Rando so much, that he’s dancing around his legs like a fool, licking his scarred hands and sniffing his cloak obsessively, even as said Rando Suitor is trying to push him away between head pats

[oatmealdoodles]

we don’t talk bout the fact that N is canonically an artist enough